#or heck he would but pfff

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Whumper as a punishment introduces whumpee to a animal/insect (spider,snake,?) they are really scared of, whumper let's it lose on whumpee . Despite being harmless whumpee is really scared of it.

Possibly the whumper and whumpee being Zayne and Jay 😁

"Shh, don't make any sudden movements now. You'll never know how it's going to react," Whumper taunted, taking full advantage of Whumpee's fears.

Even without that warning, Whumpee completely froze up. The snake slithered from Whumper's hands onto their schouder. They squeezed their eyes shut but couldn't block out the cold and heavy sensation sliding over their schoulders, the scaly touch to the back of their neck. They flinched and let out a squeaky hiccup when the snake's tongue flicked against their jaw.

"Now not to worry. This snake doesn't bite. Or, well, it could snap at you when you're not careful but it's not poisonous. It's a constrictor snake," Whumper said as the snake slowly but surely wrapped itself around Whumpee's neck.

Whumpee shakily brought their hands up, but they didn't dare touch it let alone try to pull it away.

"Don't bother, love," Whumper said, hum in his voice and watching on to see what happened. "Once it actually decides to start squeezing that soft neck of yours, neither of us can do anything about it. Its muscles are too strong."

"P-please," they whispered, "please, take it away."

"Not yet, darling, not yet. Let's see if it considers you a prey."

[noridoorman]

"Dissasembly Dad Instincts" Scrapped First Chapter

This was meant to be the first chapter of "Dissasembly Dad Instincts" (previously: Tiny Little Bat/Under my wings) but it didn't focus enough on the N becoming feral part so I decided to scrap it. However, it's still really cute so I'm uploading it here for everyone (It's not proof-read tho!!)

“The tiny little bat woke up, opened its eyes, and saw mom.”

From all the things N ever expected to happen in his life, the grim future of having to put down the drone he recently discovered he loved or letting the entire universe succumb to his selfish wish as his little sister (or something else) destroyed everything and anything in her wake…

Laying on the couch, his wings and arms wrapped securely around Uzi as she read their newly made baby a story out of a children's book was far away from N’s future bingo card. Hell, even before meeting Uzi he thought all his life would be spent killing worker drones and chasing a love that has long been extinguished, leaving nothing but bitter coldness. 

Yet here he is, Uzi's voice softer than usual as she caressed their baby with one hand whilst the other held the book. 

“With tiny little claws it clings, laying in mother’s chest, wrapped in her wings” N’s eyes softened as she looked down at their baby with love and adoration in her gaze. He subconsciously tightened the hug, his hand moving down to stroke the side next to their baby’s visor. 

“And its tiny little body is enveloped in warmth as the father holds them all in one” Uzi's voice progressively gets softer as their baby’s eyes begin blinking slowly. Seeing Uzi so calm and content served as a strong contrast to her earlier freak out when she realized that, 

Yes

They just made a baby. 

-

“We have a baby…” Uzi whispered as she, N and Khan walked out of the nursery, holding her baby tight with both her arms securely to her chest. The once serene and content expression contorted into one of fear and surprise as the weight of their decision finally settled in her. “Oh my god, we have a baby!”

“Uzi, is everything alri-”

“We. Made. A. Baby!” Uzi turned fully to N, clutching the baby tight to her stomach. N instinctively reached out, pulling her into his embrace as he wrapped his wings around them. “What am I meant to do? How do I mother?! Heck, I never grew up with one, who should I take as an example, I-”

Uzi’s words were cut off as restless noises emitted from the little pill drone, its expression contorting into one of exhaustion and displeasure. N’s hold on Uzi tightened as Uzi’s own eyes began to widen, a terrified expression in her face.

“Uzi, look at me,” Khan taps her shoulder after N let his wings a little loosen around them yet his grip stayed as tight as ever. “It’s alright, you’ll get the hang of it very soon,”

“I already made him upset!” Uzi’s gaze lingers on the baby as she attempts to bounce him in her arms. 

“Uzi, you didn’t make him upset. He’s tired, see!” Khan points at the baby, its eyes threatening to close completely several times. Khan chuckles at the sight. “It’s normal for them to get this tired after activation!”

“Oh…” Uzi’s shoulder tense, grimacing as she looked at the floor. “And how do I make him… sleep?”

“Bounce him a bit, or sing a lullaby, your mom used to do that for you!” The images of Uzi singing their baby to sleep, bouncing him up and down near his nursery made N feel all fuzzy and warm inside. “Or maybe read him out of a book,”

“A book?” Uzi raises a brow. “Like… that one children’s book mom used to read to me?”

“Yeah, that for example!” Khan smiled. “In fact, I could go back and retrieve it if you want!”

-

“And its tiny little heart was wrapped in so much love,” Both Uzi and N became aware of the visor of their son displaying “SLEEP MODE”. With a smile, Uzi closed the book, placing it down somewhere on her leg, holding the baby tighter.

“You guys are so adorable,” N whispers, sneaking a kiss on Uzi’s cheek, making her blush up a storm. 

“Pfff, says you!” Uzi whisper-yells. “You’ve been staring at Colt the whole time!”

“I can’t help myself!” N wraps his wings tighter around them two. “He looks like an adorable little pill!”

“N!” Uzi suppressed a chuckle, leaning her head on N’s chest. She sighed, closing her eyes. “We should probably go recharge soon,” She tries to wiggle out of N’s embrace but he tightens it instead.

“We can sleep like that!” 

“N, our charging cables don’t reach all the way to the couch!” Uzi moves around further, finally standing up after N broke the embrace. 

“Awe, you’re no fun,” N pouts, earning a laugh from Uzi.

“At least one of us has to be the responsible one,” Uzi grins. “Especially since we’re now parents,”

“It still sounds so surreal” N stands up from his spot on the couch, standing close in front of Uzi and seeing Colt sleeping in her arms.

“I don’t think it will ever sound less surreal” Uzi sways Colt carefully in her arms, making N feel butterflies in his stomach at the sight. “Even after months of prep…”

“I just know that as long as it's with you we can deal with everything,” N cups Uzi’s face with his hands, feeling the urge to kiss her on her lips as she begins to blush up a storm. He chuckles, his thumbs rubbing comforting circles. “How often did I say that before and how often do you still blush at that?”

“Bite me!” Uzi pouts. “I’m just not used to this much affection yet!”

“I think we should be quieter” N points at Colt which has the Sleep Mode interface glitch as if he was about to wake up. Uzi grimaces, holding Colt tighter as to lull him back into sleep.

“You’re right,” Uzi whispers. “Let’s go,” Uzi nudges her head towards the direction of their bedroom.

[tigerofmirth-blog]

Taming a beast - CRK Tickle Fanfic

This is a tickle fic, don't like don't read and all that, hope you all like it! I have been obsessed with these two and really wanted to do a fluffy redemption fic! Anyways, here!

Shadow Milk was bored. Ever since he escaped the tree but to his disgrace, not fast enough to get his powers and soul jam out... they were debating what to do with him now, since they were 'heroes' they refused to just kill him.

They were in some sort of plan or idea about "Redemption" and had tried about everything to teach him to go back to being a good cookie again.

It wasn't going well... as he had managed to sought chaos in every single lesson.

-----

"Sillyyyy Vanillyyyyy~? Is it your turn for babysitting me~? I look forward to it! I really like messing with you~"

The ancient cookie sighs in defeat, unsure about how to handle the chaotic cookie anymore.

"Alright... maybe we're approaching this the wrong way! What would you like to do? That doesn't includes destroying anything or hurting anyone!" He adds in afterthought.

Shadow Milk looks quite surprised by the idea of being let to choose, he taps his chin, thinking.

"Hmmmmn... what... do I want...?" He suddenly smiles widely at Vanilla "Oh~! I know something really fun we can do~!"

Vanilla sighs in relief, this is the most tame he has seen the cookie so far "Alright... what is it? Just remember-!"

"Yeah yeah no destruction no hurting, got it~ don't worry!" He moves behind him suddenly holding him close "It won't hurt at all~"

Vanilla was confused, but gasps as he feels how the other was tickling his sides playfully up and down, now he was trying to curl up and squirm away from the tickling hands "N-No no no-! WAhahahit~! Dohohon't~!"

He was a squirming mess, unable to hold still, and just as he thought it couldn't get worse, the other found that spot right under his ribs... he squeals, squirming around and collapsing against the other.

"StAhhahap~! Please! NOhOAhHah~! MeEhehercy! Mehehehercy!!!" He was a laughing mess, a blush raising up his cheeks, a few tears of mirth gathering at the corner of his eyes.

The cookie does eventually stops, highly amused by Vanilla's reaction "Awww~ I see the old man has a bit of a ticklish bone~" he giggles.

Vanilla was still giggling and tries to move away, only to be pulled into a hug trap.

"Where are you going~? We're not quite done~!" He teases out the poor cookie.

Vanilla looks at the jester with surprise, and in a desperate attempt to escape, he reaches out and squeezes the other's sides.

He wasn't expecting the cookie to squeal, instantly letting go of him, a blush creeping up his cheeks "Hey-!"

He had no time to complain, Vanilla was already on top of him, tickling the heck out of him, pinning him down into the ground as he does "I didn't know you were ticklish~!"

Shadow Milk can barely talk, his legs kicking around as he attempts his best to cover himself from the attack "Wahahahit! PFFF! I'm soHohrry! I- bHAHAH-! NOT THERE! NAAHAHAH~ YOHOHOU AHAHAHSS!"

Vanilla had sneaked his hands up his armpits, making him crumble into a puddle of laughter.

This kept on for a little while, eventually stopping so the other cookie could breathe... however... Vanilla had noticed something quite peculiar...

"... You never asked me to stop... did you enjoy that...?"

Shadow Milk looks at Vanilla with horror, his face blushing more "N-No!? What nonsense are you spea-AHAHA! QUIT IT!" he squeals as the other squeezes his side.

"I-I don't! I don't! Is just... been a while since I have played with anyone... like that..." he admits a bit sheepishly, offering an awkward smile.

Vanilla looks a bit surprised, but he does smile back, glad that finally there seemed to be some progress, and maybe they just needed to speak more with the cookie and get to know him better.

"Well... I know of a few cookies who can use some laughs if you want~"

[haunted-creations]

My Top 10 Fictional Guys' HC's

I didn’t know where or who to start with writing, sooo here’s my personal top boyos! Instead of giving my personal reasonings, I’m giving headcanons for each! This took me way too long to do. uvu Man there's gonna be one heck of a tag list pfff-

#1 Mirio Togata (My Hero Academia)

♡ When He Likes You: Mirio knew he’d like you, but he didn’t expect to like you this much. It’s kind of hard to tell that he does because he’s pretty friendly with everybody, but his friends notice that his smiles are a little bigger and he seems a little more excitable when you’re around, not to mention that hint of blush on his cheeks. He’ll use his quirk and act a little goofier than usual just to hear you laugh and see your smile. He even goes out of his way to spend what little free time he has with you because he enjoys being around you that much.

♡ Asking You Out: It happens on a random day almost out of nowhere. Mirio’s been thinking about asking you out for a couple days now trying to think of the best way to approach you about it without making you feel uncomfortable or forced to say yes. He really wants to make sure if you do say yes, it’s 100% your choice. But after all the thinking it just feels off for him not to be direct, so he just casually asks you one day when there’s a break in the conversation: “Hey, would you wanna go out sometime? Like on a date. You don’t have to say yes or answer right away if you wanna think about it, either way is fine with me. I just think you’re pretty cool.” When you say yes, he has the biggest smile on his face as he grabs your hand and tells you he’ll come up with the best date ever.

♡ 3 Dating HC’s: 

♡ If you’re ok with physical affection, this man has plenty to provide. Mirio will always interlock your fingers and hold your hand wherever you go. He gives the most AMAZINGLY warm hugs that make you feel like nothing could ever hurt you with him around. Forehead and head kisses are his way of showing his utmost affection for you especially when you’re cuddling together. If you happen to return said affections, he melts and returns it again ten fold. ♡ Whenever you’re feeling ill, in pain, or just feeling down in general, this man is on it. Need medicine? A heating pad? Good warm food? Comfort foods and soft warm blankets? Just ask and he’ll go get it or make it no question. Even when you’re sick he’ll hold you and make sure you’re able to fall asleep. He’s very attentive and wants to make sure you’re feeling your best or as comfortable as possible. ♡ One of his favorite things to do is share food with you. There’s something sort of intimate about sharing food that really makes him feel like a couple with you. He also finds amusement in the way you eat, but also this gives him a chance to not only feed you food, but for you to feed him food as well. While he enjoys feeding each other in a classic couple-like fashion, sometimes you two will opt to be silly about it and make funny noises while you do it or straight up miss each other’s mouths on purpose.

#2 Kagami Taiga (Kuroko no Basket)

♡ When He Likes You: Kagami’s a complete dork around you. He’ll try to impress you with his basketball skills and occasionally it’ll work, but sometimes he’s so focused on looking cool that he doesn’t pay attention and ends up tripping over something or running into his teammates. When it comes to one on one interaction with you, he‘s pretty blunt about his curiosities about you since he’s too impatient to have any tact with a conversation. Despite his rough behavior with most people, he’ll be his own version of polite and respectful with you and keep his more fiery side in check when you’re around.

♡ Asking You Out: You’d think Kagami would just straight up ask you, and he does, but you have to ask him to repeat himself because he either stutters the whole question or says it too quietly to hear. At one point even he gets fed up with himself so he sighs and finally asks you clear as day. “Will you go out with me? On a date?” He chokes on air when you actually say yes and then cheers and punches the air in celebration. You also think you hear distant cheering somewhere you can't see that totally isn't his teammates.

♡ 3 Dating HC’s: 

♡ If anybody gets a little too friendly or flirty with you, Kagami steps in instantly glaring them down. He won’t even say anything, he’s just scary enough to send people running. God forbid anyone try to put their hands on you without your consent, he won’t hesitate to deck them and full on FIGHT. ♡ One of Kagami’s favorite activities to do with you is to cook together because he didn’t get many opportunities to do stuff like this with his own family. If you don’t know how to cook he’s happy to teach you and surprisingly patient with you (it really baffles his friends and people that know him, it’s like his hot headed side shuts off when interacting with you). He’s a little more iffy with baking, so if you know how to bake he’s eager to learn. If neither of you know how to bake, it’ll probably be a bit of a hilarious disaster that's still fun for you two. ♡ When you guys sleep in bed together he likes to be the big spoon because you’re quite comfortable and the perfect hugging size for him. Even if you guys fall asleep separately somehow he’ll still end up wrapping around you in his sleep in some way.

#3 Sebastian (Stardew Valley)

♡ When He Likes You: You can hardly tell that Sebastian likes you since he’s a pretty closed off person, so it’s the subtle things that give him away. Despite his loner tendencies, he lets you hang around even when you stumble upon him having alone time. He’s not much for conversation, but he’ll genuinely ask you how your day was or how you’ve been, maybe even ask about farm life and your interests. But every now and then you’ll catch him off guard with something you say and he’ll let a smile slip or a small chuckle followed by a look of appreciation for your presence.

♡ Asking You Out: Sebastian wants to ask you out, but to be honest he doesn’t really know how so he’s been putting it off until one particular day. You two are exploring the mines together since you know your way around pretty well and he wants to see if he can get a Frozen Tear for himself. When you two finally find one, you get swarmed by frost bats. Sebastian grabs your hand and you two make a run for it. When you’re finally outside the cave, you two are laughing in disbelief and then there’s a pause before he suddenly asks you out. You say yes and he can’t hide the excitement on his face. “Cool. Maybe we could go see the city on my motorcycle some time.”

♡ 3 Dating HC’s: 

♡ Sebastian ends up getting pretty invested in your lifestyle so he tends to help out on his days off. He likes to tend to the animals (and slimes if you have them). If you need any mine resources he’s totally down to go with you and ends up being your cover from monsters while you mine. Any other activity that involves exploring or going to strange places, he’s your right-hand companion to make sure you come back safe and also feed his own wanderlust he didn’t quite know he had. ♡ After a long or particularly rough day the two of you go to the Spa together to relax in the hot spring. If your muscles are aching Sebastian doesn’t mind massaging them for you as long as you return the favor. On the occasion that you guys might get bored while sitting there, your relaxation will turn into a little splash fight. ♡ It catches you off guard at first, but Sebastian will sometimes suddenly express how grateful he is to have met you and how lucky he is to get to date you. He always felt like the odd one out in this town finding it hard to really connect with anybody and his life felt pretty stagnant, which is why he wanted to move to the city in the first place. But now that he’s met you, he’s grown a lot more optimistic about his future and he smiles a lot more than he used to. He never wants to take all that for granted so he makes sure to let you know that.

#4 Rin Matsuoka (Free!)

♡ When He Likes You: Rin doesn’t want you to know it so much he hardly wants to admit it to himself. He’ll act pretty irritable with you due to this, but if he sees he’s upsetting you with his attitude he’ll instantly drop it and try to cheer you up. As you get to know each other more though he starts to really open up and relax, even playfully teasing you and giving you sass to draw out a reaction from you.

♡ Asking You Out: Rin’s pretty troubled at first because he feels like asking you out would cause things to be awkward if you say no, but he can’t deny his feelings for you any longer. So he seeks you out one day looking rather irritated (as a tsundere does) and at first you think you’re in trouble for something. “Oi! I need to ask you something. Would you…go on a date with me? It’s fine if you say no, you can just forget I asked or whatever…” But you say yes and he’s shocked, but grins and has the gall to tease you about liking him back.

♡ 3 Dating HC’s: 

♡ First and foremost, Rin wants to swim with you. If you don’t know how to swim, he’ll definitely teach you. But if you’re not too keen on learning how, he’s ok with just spending time in the water with you. He’ll even push you around on a floatie or hold you and slowly pull you around. If you’re on a floatie he loves diving and jumping out at you like a shark. ♡ Despite how active he is, one of his favorite things to do with you is chill at your place or his (or both if you guys live together). There’s nothing he likes more than to just lazily cuddle up on the couch or bed with you. If you like music, he’s all for laying there and sharing your music tastes or new songs you found with each other. If you wanna watch any shows or movies, he’s ready to attempt getting invested, although even if he’s not interested he’ll still hang around. If you guys are bored and have nothing else to do, he’ll suggest building a blanket fort and of course there will be snacks and drinks to be had in it for a job well done. ♡ Rin doesn’t outright admit it, but he likes when you play with his hair. He finds it relaxing to feel your fingertips on his scalp or your fingers run through his hair, so he tends to lay his head on you a lot to prompt you. He’ll even let you braid his hair or style it however you want.

#5 Aki Hayakawa (Chainsaw Man)

♡ When He Likes You: Aki can be hard to read sometimes, but his aloof nature cracks when it comes to you. He’s very protective of you and always wants to make sure you’re safe (and not bothered by people unworthy of your presence). You can hardly tell when he’s particularly happy or excited, but when you offer (or accept his offer) to hang out you manage to get a small blush and eager smile out of him. He's also the type to check himself in the mirror and straighten out his clothes before he goes to see you. He always wants to look his best around you.

♡ Asking You Out: Aki’s actually kind of nervous about it and has to hype himself up a bit to ask you. He plans a specific day and specific time to ask you to get a coffee/drink of your choice with him framed as a casual hangout. However, his fellow co-workers manage to stumble upon you two and ruin the moment consistently every time he tries to pop the question. In a built up fit of frustration, he slams a table and blurts out, “Would you go away already?! I’m trying to ask them out!” He goes red as he realizes what he said. After a moment of silence, you pipe up that you would in fact like to go out with him. He’s thrilled of course, but the amount of torturous teasing he gets from everybody afterwards is almost unbearable.

♡ 3 Dating HC’s: 

♡ It takes Aki a bit to get used to physical affection if you’re into that. He’s kind of shy about it so you’d probably have to initiate, but once he gets more comfortable he more so offers affection rather than outright giving it to you. He’ll open his arms for you to step into the hug or he’ll hold out his hand for you to take, things like that. ♡ Aki’s the type to pay a lot more attention to you than you think. Have you been coughing lately? He’s got cough drops on hand. You mentioned you ran out of your favorite snack? He happened to buy extra you can have. Are you sweating a lot? He’s got a small fan for you to use and knows an air conditioned place nearby with drinks. His gifts to you are also pretty top notch because he remembers a lot about your conversations and interests. ♡ While Aki is more used to tending to others, he likes it if you make a bit of a fuss over him even if he says he’s fine. It makes his heart flutter when you worry about any sustained injuries he has or if you’re concerned about his lack of sleep because it’s been awhile since someone’s really cared about him like that. He’s an incredibly efficient workaholic and usually pretty good with keeping up basic self-care, but sometimes when he’s having a hard time he can falter in those aspects. If you happen to catch him when he’s emotionally vulnerable and comfort him with a hug or hand hold, he unravels pretty quick but that’s when he knows he’s truly found a treasure.

#6 Masato Hijirikawa (Uta no Prince-sama)

♡ When He Likes You: Masato’s caught off guard by his feelings for you and doesn’t know how to handle them, which can cause some jealous and protective outbursts at times. When he’s not guarding you though he’s very sweet and a total gentleman. However, his usually aloof personality breaks if you two make physical contact. If you try to hug him he’ll look like he’s ready to combust on the spot.

♡ Asking You Out: Even though he’s nervous, Masato wants to make the experience romantic. He’ll ask you to meet him somewhere private yet beautiful (like a botanical garden) and have flowers in hand when you come to meet him. As he presents them to you, he’s blushing with a determined look in his eyes. “Would you do me the pleasure of going on a date with me?” When you say yes he smiles affectionately and gently takes your hands, bowing until his forehead meets them. “Thank you. I will do my best to take care of you.”

♡ 3 Dating HC’s: 

♡ Physical affection isn’t Masato’s strong suit so he doesn’t dish it out often, but that makes his displays that much more meaningful. He considers physical affection to be very intimate so he prefers not to do it in public, though he is ok if you wish to give him small kisses and hugs. Hand holding is ok too, but he prefers you two to link arms. It’s his personal exception for being closer to you. ♡ Despite Masato being on the more reserved side, he likes to take you out to one of those private karaoke rooms because he may or may not want to show off his singing skills while also serenading you. He’ll even bust out the boy band moves for you! Regardless of whether you’re good at singing or not, he encourages you to try too just for the fun of it and will use whatever little instruments they have in there to cheer you on. ♡ Masato’s not too keen on trying new or different things that might appear unseemly for someone like him due to his upbringing, but his inhibitions relax if you’re involved. It’s actually pretty amusing for you to have him try things and see his reactions. You find out that he can get pretty competitive while playing video games as he has little childish outbursts of amazement and frustration. He takes watching cartoons a little too seriously and actually gets emotionally invested. And at first he’s hesitant about trying adult coloring books, but soon enough it’s one of his favorite ways to relax and he’s pretty good at it.

#7 Zen/Hyun Ryu (Mystic Messenger)

♡ When He Likes You: Zen flirts with you. Constantly and with zero shame at all times, there’s no way you don’t know he’s into you. At first it might seem like a shallow attraction, but once he really starts to get to know you he’ll start to point out things he really likes about you like little habits he finds cute or your laugh or how excited you get when you talk about your interests. He’s positively smitten with you but he will respect your boundaries if you tell him he’s overdoing it.

♡ Asking You Out: Technically Zen’s already asked you a handful of times, but you never took them seriously and brushed it off as playful flirting. Unknown to you Zen has been genuinely serious, so when you wave off his attempt once again he’s pretty disappointed and he gets uncharacteristically meek. “Oh ok, I get it. You’re not interested…” You stop him and ask if he actually meant what he said to which he responds of course, he’s been flirting with you for weeks! But you both apologize for the misunderstanding and when you finally accept, he’s so excited he almost wants to go on the date right that second. “Should we go right now? I know a lovely restaurant nearby. What do you mean you want to get ready first? Ah I get it, my cutie wants to look their best. Then let’s go out later and I’ll make sure I look my best too <3”

♡ 3 Dating HC’s:  

♡ Zen wants to show you off to everybody and will gush over you to anybody who will listen to an embarrassing (and perhaps exhausting for others) extent. Anybody that tries to flirt with him is immediately shut down with your picture in their face and how lucky he is to have you. That one Will Smith meme where he’s got his hands out presenting his wife (or whatever, idk his life lol), that’s Zen. He couldn’t be more proud of having you as his significant other. In his eyes there couldn’t be a better couple than you two. ♡ He loves going out with you and spoiling you wherever you two go, but his favorite thing is when you two go out at night. Seeing all the city lights or just seeing the starry sky takes him back to one of his favorite moments with you that he’ll always cherish. He’ll grab your hand and rub his thumb over the back with reverence and smile at you as he pulls you closer as you two walk. ♡ Zen gets excited at the thought of being domestic with you, so when you two start dating he wants to do all the things: cook together, clean together, grocery shopping, sleeping together, do some skin care together, exercise together if you’re into that, maybe even get a pet or plant child to take care of together. Even if you simply need to run some errands he’s more than happy to go with you and help out where needed.

#8 Brett Hand (Inside Job)

♡ When He Likes You: You catch Brett’s curiosity right away and he’ll chat you up to try to find out all about you. This might be an issue if you’re not much of a talker, to which he might have to ask Reagan for advice with getting closer with you. Once you two are fairly acquainted he’ll definitely want to hang out more and will always check in with you to make sure you’re doing ok. Eventually you’ll start to notice that his usually smooth conversation skills start to fail him when talking to you and he’ll start to stutter and stumble over his words if he’s not already blurting out embarrassing things by accident.

♡ Asking You Out: Brett is a wRECK. He usually isn’t this nervous about dates, but he’s never liked someone this much before and he doesn’t want to mess this up. It doesn’t help that he gets flustered around you. He even asks his co-workers/buddies for help and advice, but their suggestions were pretty intense and some not all that legal. So he settles for the old fashioned way of just asking you. Brett tries to approach you smoothly, but ends up tripping and falling. After you try not to laugh and help him up, he tries to drum up some small talk and compliment something normal about you, but it’s kind of awkward. So he takes a deep breath and just goes for it, closing his eyes afterwards to brace for the answer. And you say yes. “Wha- Really? Oh wow, uh, thank you? No Brett that’s stupid…um, I mean, great! Is there anything you want to do or anywhere you wanna go? I’m down for anything!”

♡ 3 Dating HC’s: 

♡ Brett’s kind of a rom-com guy, so in kind he does a lot of very cheesy and cliché things except he tends to mess them up. Setting up a romantic candlelit dinner? Something (probably him) catches on fire. Sharing a kiss in the rain? He slips and accidentally headbutts you. Bringing you flowers? Somehow they get destroyed on the way to you. But even when things go wrong, you two find a way to make it better. From laughing over the incident as you tend to any injuries and clean up, taking turns drying each other’s hair and snuggling up with warm drinks, to using the surviving petals as romantic and fragrant decoration. It seems like nothing can truly deter your relationship. ♡ Due to his work, Brett’s very nervous about your wellbeing. If you’re not involved with what his job does, he tries to make sure you stay far, far away from it so that you stay safe and don’t end up mysteriously disappearing. If you happened to be a co-worker that he started dating, he’ll check in with you frequently to get you food and drinks and also let you vent about work since he knows working for Cognito can be rather stressful. ♡ Since his family sucks to a high degree, he takes spending time with you and all celebrations with you quite seriously. He will go all out for your birthday especially. If you’re ok with parties, he’ll throw you the best one according to your preferences. Either way his one requirement is to have a dance with you. Whether it be high energy, go crazy dancing or a slow and romantic dance, he’s happy to be close to you.

#9 Kanji Tatsumi (Persona 4) 

♡ When He Likes You: Kanji blushes just from thinking about you, much more looking at you. He tries to cover it up by looking even meaner than usual but his friends know better and tease him endlessly about it. He’s pretty bashful around you and has a hard time making eye contact. If you’re receptive to him, he’ll gift you handmade keychains and plushies of your favorite animals or things you’re interested in. If you’re still wary of him, he’ll try his best not to seem so imposing around you by lowering himself if he’s taller than you, keeping his hands in his pockets, and practicing smiling more though that part might backfire from how much he forces it.

♡ Asking You Out: There were a couple failed attempts before he finally just goes for it. There’s not really much of a set up for it to be honest because his friends force the situation on him when they all plan a way to get you two alone. There’s a briefly awkward exchange between you two when he suddenly just blurts out asking if you would go on a date with him followed up by an apology. “I know I’m not as good looking as some other guys and I don’t exactly look like someone you wanna take home to your parents ya know, so I get it if you say no. No hard feelings or nothin.” So he’s taken aback to say the least when he hears you say yes. He even asks if you’re sure and once you reassure him you mean it, he does a little cheer before clearing his throat and saying, “Cool, cool. It’s a date then.”

♡ 3 Dating HC’s:  

♡ Kanji really loosens up after you two start dating and lets his more dorky side come out since you make him comfortable to be himself. He scowls a lot less and tends to smile more genuinely especially when you’re around. Make no mistake though, even though he’s friendlier he’s still willing to intimidate and throw hands if anybody tries to mess with you. ♡ You tried on Kanji’s clothes once for the sake of impersonating him as a joke, but it turns out he was really into it. He thought it was really cute. So he doesn’t mind if you steal any of his clothes for pajamas and will offer his jacket to you if he sees you shiver even the tiniest bit. ♡ When you guys are having a more chill day inside sometimes you two pick out crafts to try together. Kanji is pretty handy with sewing so he has no problem learning or leading the way with crafts around that department if you’re not knowledgeable of them. You two will usually make a matching pair of whatever craft you’re doing and Kanji will proudly display your guys’ crafts in his room.

#10 David (Camp Camp)

♡ When He Likes You: David’s sort of obvious and cliché since he’s usually a pretty open person. He’ll blush around you, give longing looks while you’re not looking, and give you compliments over seemingly minor things. His affections are even more obvious when you’re brought up in conversations with others because he’ll start rambling about how much he admires you and how amazing he thinks you are.

♡ Asking You Out: There’s a big camp bonfire coming up so David decides it’s a perfect time to ask you out. What’s more romantic than making smores by the fire under a starry sky? Unfortunately for him, nothing ever goes as planned in Camp Camp. Some camp kids start throwing melted chocolate and marshmallows at each other, others are throwing random things into the fire to see what burns, and amidst the chaos David briefly catches on fire himself. After the fires are safely put out and everyone’s returned to their cabins, you take David to dress his burns. Deciding that he’s got nothing to lose at this point, he finally asks you out on a date to which you accept. He can’t believe it, but he’ll take it. “As much as I love these kids, I’m definitely making sure Gwen watches them when I take you out.”

♡ 3 Dating HC’s: 

♡ As disastrous as the confession was, David wants to make up for it by taking you out to a campfire minus the kids this time. The stars are beautiful, the smores are delicious, and he has a surprise for you as he takes out his guitar. At first you expect a campfire song, but instead he has a sweet and tender love song he wrote to sing to you. Afterwards you two share a kiss and cuddle next to the fire. ♡ You two plant a tree together and it becomes your plant child. The type of tree and name is up to you, but you two go all out with its care giving it the best quality soil and water, decorating it around holidays or just for fun to make it cuter, and talking to it like it’s your guys’ actual child. David couldn’t be a prouder plant daddy. ♡ David doesn’t seem the type, but he can get pretty jealous if he sees anybody showing more than friendly interest in you especially if the person seems tougher or more masculine than him due to previous relationships. He’ll end up inserting himself into the conversation feigning friendliness and wrap an arm around you while standing as tall as he can to make things clear you’re unavailable. He might seem like a pushover, but when it comes to you he won’t back down for any reason.

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Waoh, number 2! Under cut :3

Additional Tags: Unlabelledship Cooper & Mateo, idk what they have in this one. study session. Cooper has pens with swear words on them

Mateo really hoped Cooper never noticed that whenever they had one of their study sessions Mateo learned maybe only about half of what Cooper was trying to teach him. 

Wasn’t his fault though, Cooper was just the embodiment of entertaining and entertaining things were much funnier to watch than trying to solve mind numbing math equations, or whatever the heck he was meant to be learning. 

Watching Cooper mutter at his homework like it had personally offended him would forever draw Mateo’s attention away. Similarly how could Mateo focus while trying not to giggle as he watched Cooper fiddle and take apart his pen which had “For Fuck Sake’s” imprinted on the side in bold black letters. Or even when Cooper would crack a joke to draw their brains away from how frustrating homework was and Mateo found himself shaking with laughter even though the joke had been so stupid. Focus was nonexistent when his best friend was being so cute and silly.  

So maybe he didn’t notice when he started to stare, tuning out what Cooper was saying by accident, until Cooper reached across the table and booped him on the nose. 

“‘Teo,” 

Mateo blinked, “Hu?” He scanned Cooper’s face as the blond grinned at him only to then look away and back down to his homework. 

Oh right, math. 

Mateo let out an annoyed groan which caused Cooper to chuckle. 

“Welcome back to exponential and logarithmic functions. You zoned out there for a second,” Cooper said before the clack of a calculator being used followed. 

Mateo leaned back in his chair and dragged his hands down his face, “This sucks! I don’t understand any of this,” 

“No one ever said math was a mouthful of cake,” Cooper mused. 

“Pfff, what?” Mateo removed the hands from his face and watched as Cooper’s face went a little pink. 

“Because cake is yummy and easy to eat and uh,” Cooper stuttered out, “you know what nevermind.” 

With that Cooper tilted his head down to scribble something on his page as Mateo snickered in amusement. 

“No, no, continue please.” 

Cooper looked back up and tapped Mateo’s own homework with his pen, “Now you’re just trying to get out of this,” 

“Mmm,” Mateo hummed and leaned forward, resting his head on his palms, “maybe I am, or maybe I just like hearing your voice,” 

Again Cooper went pink but then he fixed his posture and leaned in closer, “Are you flirting with me?” 

Mateo grinned, “Is it working?” 

A frown crossed Cooper’s face, “Mateo-“ 

Mateo’s head dropped to the table with a thud as he groaned again, “Can’t I just get this one win! Math sucks and I’d rather just draw,” 

There was a pause, “Are you giving up?” 

“I mean it is hard-“ Mateo muttered into the table as he turned his head to the side. 

“Hey come on,” Mateo felt the butt of Cooper’s pen poke his head, once, twice, “you can’t just give up like that. That’s not the Mateo Christopher Garcia I know,” 

Mateo froze upon hearing his full name and sat back up to stare at Cooper with a look he hoped portrayed a feeling of, how could you? 

“Did you just full name me?” 

A small shrug came to Cooper’s shoulders, “Yes,” 

Mateo pouted, “Rude,” 

Cooper laughed, hiding it behind the back of his hand but Mateo reached out to take it in his own hands as laughter took over both of them. 

By the end of their giggle fit their fingers had become interlaced and Cooper used this to draw Mateo’s attention to himself. He gave a squeeze and as Mateo looked at him he smiled softly. 

“Look ‘Teo, you can’t just give up. I mean, that’s the M-Man way right?” Cooper asked, bringing up Mateo’s comic book sona. The fearless and buttkicking hero, M-Man, who had a catchphrase along the lines of, “Never give up, forge ahead!” which Cooper went ahead to quote. 

Mateo pressed his lips into a fine line and tugged his hand away. Sadly he turned his head away and mumbled, “Yeah but that’s with bad guys not math,” 

“Yet it’s still the same principle.” Cooper insisted while cracking his fingers, “To persist and try. To get up when you’ve been knocked down and try again, and again, and again.” 

“Point is,” Cooper continued, reaching out to brush his fingers against Mateo’s shoulders, “heroes don’t give up, especially you. Trust me on that.” 

Mateo raked his eyes from the tips of Cooper’s fingers, up his arm, and took in the confident and sure expression on the blond’s face. Persist and try, hu? Well that was certainly the M-Man way, but if anything it was also the Cooper way. 

Mateo chuckled, they really were two of a kind. 

“Alright you win,” Mateo caved, picking up his pencil, “but you gotta keep coaching me through this.” 

“I wouldn’t have it any other way,” Cooper admitted with a smile. 

[tanema123]

Pfff Carmilla asks Zestial for kittens and he ends up knocking her up with a big litter and is just O.O I'm sorry I didn't mean to put that many in you?!?!!!!! I don't know how I did that?!?!!!

And he'd be so protective of her

Uuuuuuh..... I am making their kittens soon... Just uh....

How do I comment this sfw style?

I always forget kids are here. 🤣🤣🤣

Yes. This would be funny as heck. I ain't adding billion of them though. 3 max.

Carmilla originally had a small litter, Odette and Clara, and those two had two dads. I ain't giving them too many. 😅

[mintytealfox]

Hi....

I love your art and when I saw one of your Au (are those au) about an anime with shadows, I would like to ask a question or two (or three...)

Do you take requests? Because I'm not sure if it's appropriate for me to ask and I'm just curious.

You can ignore this if you want.

But di you know the anime, Soul Eater?

If Alice, Norton, Melly, Orpheus, and Frederick (or any other characters of your liking) are placed in this universe, who are partners, and who is the miester and the weapon?

Thank you for reading, and as I said you can ignore this and I hope you have a nice day.😊

I wanted to draw something for this so gosh darn BAD but I want to ANSWER THIS ALREADY LOL I cannot wait for myself to catch up PFF (this is the same for so many asks in my inbox and I am just gonna start answering them ALL cause I am taking too long for myself to wait any LONGER PFF)

I DO TAKE REQUESTS lol but not so much right now orz I'm still getting used to this crazy job, the learning curve is like climbing mount Everest I cannot BELIEVE 😵‍💫 Once I regain that good good work life balance I will start doing requests again~

but I plan on drawing this at some POINT 👀 Cause this DOPE AS HECK

SOUL EATER MAAAANNNNNNNNNNN BLAST FROM THE PAST RIGHT HERE 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 (hopefully I am not 'carbon dating' myself by saying this pfff)

BUT LETS START THIS THING WITH NORTON: I think Norton would be a weapon and be absolutely fed up with it and desire to go his own way and be free. Like, he just gets used and tossed to the next person to work with, and that just repeating over and over and over and hating each and every person who has wielded him. There comes the point that he starts killing those who are wielding him wrong/mistreating him. So he gets black listed and hidden away deep in the mines (since he is a wild looking fool's gold-ie like pick axe) until Orpheus pulls him out of the depths~

So Orpheus would make a deal with Norton that if he works with him this one last time then he will help Norton go off and find freedom. So Norton agrees cause anything is better than being stuck in the dark mines.

Its with his partnership with Orpheus that he meets Melly and Frederick. I see Frederick as the wielder and Melly as the weapon cause of Frederick's talent with a gun and the fact that Norton will only listen to another weapon. So, for Melly to successfully persuade Norton she needs to be a weapon lol

But I can see Melly letting Alice wield her in an effort to protect Alice from Orpheus and Norton (but I dunno where Frederick went. hmmmm, retired? lol)

But one thing leads to another and Alice then has to wield Norton because he tells her to so they can go against Orpheus and his twisted nightmare weapon that shares his consciousness (I am breaking the anime lore with this one probably LOL) and she is like "uuuhhh????????"

Anyways that is the short rough draft of my thoughts on this LOL I have been P O N D E R I N G about it HA

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Question for Link and Fierce!

Link- Why. Just- why. He’s literally immortal, why the heck would you think you could win a drinking contest!?

For Fierce- okay so like. I know you obviously care about the boys. But I’m just curious as to why? A lot of texts portray you as cold and cruel, as untrue as that’s proven to be.

Link, laughing and leaning heavily on Fierce: PFFF Nah I totally got this. Look at him, he’s tipping over!

Fierce: Captain, you’re the one tipping over.

Link: THA’S WHATCHA WOULD SAY IF YOU WERE A SORE LOSER *hiccups*

Fierce:

Fierce: *sighs heavily* What was the question again?

Link: She asked if you cared.

Fierce: I d—

Link: WAIT NO she asked why you cared

Fierce:

Fierce:…Why wouldn’t I?

Link, stumbling backwards: She said people say you’re cold. But actually, guys, he isn’t and wow it’s really warm in here— *falls*

Fierce, catching Link and tossing him over his shoulder: I’m known as a war god because if my fighting prowess, but my duty is protection, not killing. As is theirs. And… *shakes his head* I do not have the words. You’ll forgive me.

Link, snorting with laughter: See that, he’s a softie—why is everything upside down?

[wynterlanding]

get to know the author!

name : ash!

pronouns :  she/her

preference of communication : tumblr ims honestly. After some iffy experiences I no longer give out my discord to just anybody. I have to speak to you for a while on tumblr/interact/ooc chat (just make sure you actually wanna write with my muse & we gel) before I even feel comfortable doing it anymore. As unfortunate as that is BUT dms are always open here.

most active muse :  If you can't tell it's Landon lol He has his own solo space apart from his low activity connected universe multi. WHICH is only available to mains rn. But he lives in my head rent free so it's him.

experience / how many years :  Time to show my rp age. I kicked it on forum groups. NOW the bane of my existence and why I will never join any rp group again lolol Around 2008/2009 ish? I have seen a lot of shit. Which is why my rules are the way they are cause I ain't got time to put up with bs. I used to roll Hugh Dancy back in the era of H.annibal for an original and had the lovely experience of being forced shipped on LMAOO

best experience : Other than being able to meet and connect with cool ghosties now? A little private server I used to have with some people (one being one of my best friends now) that was fun until it faded.

rp pet peeves : anon hate. people following ( especially first ) but NEVER interacting with anything. inconsistency. pretending to have interest in me+muse and then banning my fc. YEP It's happened and it's a major blacklist!

fluff, angst, or smut : All? I mean I don't smut on first interactions or shit. It's gotta be established ships cause not my priority. But it's all good. Can I say horror and thriller? lolol Honestly someone burned me badly with a shit ton of angst non stop so I'm not always here for that. Good plot drama is juicy tho.

plots or memes : Plot! Plot! Plot! I don't prefer dropping into the middle of a plot either. I wanna build it. Not it being "they're already interacting at this pivotal point" when that makes no sense to me. Memes are fun if people actually send them but I wanna plot, create and expand on universes. I also have a tendency to lose interest/push replies back if my rp partner NEVER talks or plots with me in ims. It shows a lack of interest to me personally.

long or short replies : LONG OR GO HOME! I try to write shorter stuff but I can't even. It's hard for me. I'm long winded. I'm wordy. The fact Landon talks/thinks too much doesn't help this lmaooo But no I do write a lot but no one is obligated to match my length. I just ask for more than a little paragrah or two if I write a shit ton cause it totally makes it difficult for me to reply and I take longer which makes the thread sit.

time to write : Pfff you assume I have a schedule. When I feel like my brain can cooperate? But a lot of times when I have gone on reply sprees it's between midnight and 3 am. The witching and devil's hours respectively on this FINE part horror blog! I'm a vampire what can I say? I can write anytime but my most productive hours have sprang up there.

are you like your muses : Heck to the no. I guess the only thing is Lan's love for pop culture/movies/horror but everything else? Nope. Nobody on the multi either. ahshf I would hope not cause there are some crazy criminals in that city lol

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[multifandomxdanganronpa1356]

now we got explanation from detective exchange student of yours, lucifer then how about you?

*sighs* those dramas was part of my detective exchange student's foul self in other dimension toxic agenda, you shouldn't fall for that trick..

and he's saying about unhinged toxic stuff about, punishing worst criminals, *sighs* yes what a pain.

And yes that foul self of my detective student, blames and assassinated his own fans, due that ideas of punishing or shoot down a dangerous criminal of evil organization that fans bringing up.

And.. Yeah it's just make no sense at all.

But i do believe that Shuichi the exchange student on here saying the right truth, that those ideation were not right.

Yeah like who the heck people that want raged at haters who say wrong ideas for attention? Literally no one could do that except my foul self in other universe.

That's true fact my detective.

Just don't reasoning with my foul self, you can't win with his ideation.

Pfff as a prideful demon, I would confront that your persistent foul self for his ideation, I probably not do that, because it caused for more three worlds conflict.

Heheh nice gag my mentor..

Thanks.. I do support for your good ideation about your job, you're pretty much mature and have strong sense of justice.

Thanks lucifer!

[monsterfloofs]

I wonder what would happen if I used a marshmallow gun on Zelle whenever he was being bad. . .

SKDKDKCKDKEKDKSX— Using his OWN weapon on him!! Well played!

Everytime he— Everytime he bullies Merlot, you’re in the corner like a little cryptid and slowly raise the gun like— Not today crazy noodle— >:O

That would be such a full time job, he gets up to a lot of mischief xD You would run through marshmallows like crazy. I think for a small stint he would sit in the corner and sulkily eat the marshmallows. XD

“B-but I’m the boss— wh-why am I in trouble??” nom nom.

Which for all we know might be feined act because honestly you’re playing along with him, so be assured he’ll bounce back in no time. X’D

Heck he would probably look forward to it, and more shenanigans would ensue. He gets a little fondue pot and a fork and a teeny sheild to catch and make choco marshmallows on the go!

Or he just sneaks into your room at night and eats all your marshmallows— PFFF

[asoulofatlantis]

You know... I've bee complaining about how loveless Kuro was but... in all fairness, all the ships from the Sky-Saga have not... really made big progress ever since then. Joshua and Estelle are not married yet. It seems like Zin and Killika aren't even dating yet. And Aidios alone knows where Agate and Tita stand at this point - and for some reason, Renne is not rubbing it under our noses either. And IF we have to count in any other possible ship originating from the Sky-Saga... what is going on with Lechter and Kloe is also a mystery to all of us. So uh... yeah... Sky started it, but they are bot good at finishing it. BUT Olivert and Schera are married. That is the one ship you weren't sure would be coming and heck, they have a kid by now ^^'

Which would make her the perfect wife, right? Right? Come one Zin! My ship in Kuro is evidently sinking, Rean didn't bring Alisa and neither Joshua and Estelle nor Lloyd and Elie are going to be there and I don't know how much fun the picnic Squad will provide me, given that Kevin also didn't bring his girlfriend. So PLEASE! You two are my only hope for some shipping-happyness at least! I beg you!

And now comes the horror-Cave...

I've managed to get out of that Cave quickly. Uff.

No hunny, but it's fine for now.

For all its worth... if we ever get that far... Estelle will be a great mother one day.

EXCUSE ME?! Chancellor Osborne might or might not have some tricks up his sleeve at this point of the story but don't you dare put all the blame on Erebonia just to save your own freaking ass!

And now start the time were she is absolutely capable of manipulating him just by giving him a single teary-eyed look XD And you would think she grows out of it or he gets immune to it, but know, she used that same method to get his reluctant approval of her coming to Erebonia and joining the Branch Campus XD Sneaky little girl - but she does not even tho it on purpose ^^'

This is exactly right, my dear. Your kind is amazing but you are powerless against certain people in certain positions. There is a loophole here... but... we are not in any position to use it just yet.

Pfff. They say that in every Trails-Arc at least once but ALWAYS we are either breaking or sneaking in anyway... or... someone destroys it XD

Right you are Joshua.

Awwwwww ♥

Now imagine these four of all people are snuggled up in that container XD

I love that they reuse that trick in Cold Steel. I am not a big fan of reusing to much of the old stuff, but this one was a funny little trip into nostalgia-Land XD

There is hardly ever a Trails-Game without a Traitor. Not sure what to expect in Calvard tho, given that we technically speaking already had a traitor... but we know all along that he was one so... hm... maybe there is more to come. We will see. If anyone it would be Rene. You would suspect him the least... ^^' (Plus... I feel like his role in the Calvard-Games is... mostly unnecessary? But maybe I do not give him enough credit. We will see where this is going.)

[durzanightshadeblack]

Alice in wonderland: 'If you don't know where you want to go, then it doesn't matter which path you take.'

Agreed, we don't know how to live.

We're all unique snowflakes, but I think divorce & drugs & alcohol exists so we can try to calm down from all the anger & rage we feel when we can't get what we want, or the way we want to be treated or remembered.

Essentially if anger is as murder, Hell is basic entry level for everyone—so if GOD sent HIS SON to die on the cross in our place to avoid this Hell & lead us thru life by HIS HOLY SPIRIT; & HE says there is only 1-way forward & JESUS is the way/truth/life, that no one comes to the FATHER except thru JESUS. [John 14:6]

Why in the world would we ever avoid HIS easy yoke? Why wouldn't we ask HIM in to show us the way?

We clearly don't have life/truth/way to GOD, unless we accept JESUS, life/death begins forever after we're ejected from earth.

I wonder if you were to die in your sleep suddenly: Are you ready to be drop-kicked into eternity?

Pfff- I don't know who you are, or what the heck you thought this was gonna make happen, but gods DAMN I haven't laughed this fucking hard in a good minute! XD

As someone who's dealt with unsolicited, condescending preachy-ness from not only the people from my mum and pop's respective churches, but my own relatives as well ever since middle school when I left christianity behind to find my own way back in '05 (I think, it was 5th grade and I graduated high school in '13) and not once regretted it? I can confidently say I am NEVER going back.

To quote one of my favorite lyrics, ''Stop your preaching right there, cause I really don't care, and I'll do it again.'' XD

[guardianakumu]

Quick sketch before my iPad and pencil dies pfff

A bit of info dump here:

No one knows Akumu well as Marlowe does. Marlowe may be 67 earth years old but he is still young enough to keep up with Akumu. They both have personally trained together to a point that they know each other’s moves. Marlowe can predict Akumu’s next move by simply watching her tail movements and her ears. All that information is all he needed to give her space to allow her to move into his space. There may have a few times that these duo would go on missions and successfully completed missions with ease, despite being powerless. He is her high commander and closest friend she has. He usually mains duel pistols but in cases like this, energy rifles is his go-to and to take full advantage of Akumu’s energy recharges. He hates the fact Akumu is the only one who calls him “Mars” as his nickname. He returns that favor by calling her “Aku” but only when no one is listening.

But in this scene, (POV: She found you.) Once Akumu spots you, there is nowhere to hide cuz she has already marked you as her target. Her agents may not know where you are but sure as heck, Akumu knows where you are, regardless. Best hope that her agents catches you before she did. :D

[thekatebridgerton]

I'm frustrated at some many little things in the show. Motivations are unclear and people do things because Plot, not because of anything we see. "Brink of ruin" okay, what happens to ruined families? The show doesn't show us that, just yells it loudly a bunch, and then everything goes back to normal because... reasons? There should have been true stakes at risk, but no, it's fine cause the Queen says so.

Then again, if there were true stakes, they'd write themselves into a corner in like an episode, so I'm not surprised they have a magic erase Queen. 🙄

Exactly!

I'm sorry but I was rather under the impression that being a bloddy Viscount and having a Duchess as a sister made you practically bulletproof when it came to scandals. THEY'RE RICH, they're nobility. The only Bridgerton who ever got married without causing a scandal was Francesca and you didn't see Daphne's hoobalo with the duke affect any of Eloise prospects of marriage. Even if the Featheringtons were still mildly affected by the Marina scandal. But The Bridgertons are made of plot armor teflon

Stakes, what stakes?? They literally mock respectability left and right. And scandal doesn't affect anything in their lives. Except maybe people don't come to one of their balls. Yes what a tragedy

You know what are stakes? Whatever karmatic bullseye the writers put on Penelope.

Make 1 mistake, your sister loses her dowry, another mistake? Your dad dies, for your next mistake the love of your life bloddy leaves the country. Your next mistake, well now you're in perfect position for your modiste to blackmail you. Make a next mistake and now you're losing your best friend and being declared unmarriageable by the love of your life in the same day. Ohh what fun game

The character may call it karma, I call it the writers room making sure the character suffers cosmic retribution.

But the Bridgertons? Pfff why would the Bridgertons need to suffer the consequences of their own actions or see any cosmic retribution from the writers room?

If say, Eloise faced having to flee the country because her very presence made her sisters unmarriageable thanks to her little escapedes with Theo. People would get angry. And Netflix doesn't want that

You guys know what the sister of a viscount going off to visit a dangerous side of town was synonymous of in regency england. That's right Lose morals and a easy virtue. By the time her servants finished gossiping, Eloise would have been painted as the wildest harlot in all England.

Stakes would have been to see other men call Anthony's honor into question anytime he was near the Sharma sisters post wedding.

To see Anthony being removed from Whites gentleman club, or lose his seat in the parliament if his shenanigans with Kate were discovered. Heck I'd have love to see his scandal affect his family directly. See People deny Benedict entry to Art halls and Colin assistance with his travels because of what their brother did.

But no, gentle Anon, if the Bridgertons did not have their Teflon scandal armor. The family would likely be too ruined for Penelope or Michael or Phillip to marry into the family without bringing shame and dishonor to their future children.

Which is why the stakes are so low

And that's the tea

[shapeshiftinterest]

Slide Into Fun! sun x moon x monty

ever since monty learned about the daycare slide and ball pit he'd wanted to try it out. sure gator golf had the hurricane hole in one bucket, but it didn’t have a slide. monty figured he just had to be sneaky about it and visit the daycare after closing. pfff, it’s not like any of the staff would be there, right?

aka: monty really wants to slide into a ball pit and meets sun and moon

prequel to We Just Got A Letter, Wonder Who It’s From? but can be read by itself

monty being in the daycare attendant's ballpit idea inspired by Play-Date by @binary-h4z4rd

glittergolf week event

prompt mix:

day 1: 1st meeting/ 1st kiss/ 1st date

day 2: Arts and Crafts/ Gifts

story under the read more

Slide Into Fun! (also on ao3)

Monty glanced over his shoulder, making sure none of the staffbots were around. It’d been a pain in the tail trying to avoid them with how big and loud he usually was. Sneaking wasn’t really his forte.

He could feel his tail wagging from excitement. Finally, finally, he'd be able to use the Superstar Daycare slide! Ever since Chica mentioned it a few weeks ago it’d been the only thing on his mind. A slide and a ball pit at the bottom? Sign him up!

Sure Gator Golf had the Hurricane Hole in One, but it wasn’t the same. It was a bitch and a half to get out of if you got stuck, the bucket was pretty deep and you’d need to jump from one of the gator ride carts just to get in. Hypothetically, of course. Monty had never tried it himself (cough he got stuck 16 out of 16 times cough).

Monty quickly took off his shoulder pads and stuffed them into his chest plate, it’s not like he wanted to get stuck or damage the slide. Doing a little wiggle and glad that no one was around to see him like this, Monty gave a shout and dove head first into the slide.

Plastic balls flew out in a huge explosion after the gator made it to the ball pit. A few seconds passed and Monty burst out from the pit, bellowing with laughter. Wading around a bit, he suddenly dove back in, ‘swimming‘ around in an almost calm way. For him at least.

Monty rolled over and made ball pit angels, wriggling deeper under the surface and ‘swimming‘ for a few more minutes until he felt like he’d had enough. It was surprisingly more fun that he thought he’d have, but his battery was on it’s last two charges and the band had an early concert.

The bassist made his way out of the ball pit and was about to walk towards the double doors when- “Hellloooo!“

“Gah!“ Monty jumped back, he didn’t know there’d be an animatronic in the daycare! Jesus this guy was a nightmare and a half to look at. Hopefully he didn’t see him playing around.

“New friend!“ the animatronic clapped its hands, swaying from side to side. “We’re so, so, SO happy you enjoyed the ball pit,“ Damn it. “But we insist on you cleaning up after yourself! I mean, look at this mess!“

Monty looked around, balls were scattered everywhere. in the play structures, on the floor, heck, some had even gotten lodged in the netting at the top of the daycare.

“Uuuhh. Right, listen I actually have to leave ...“

“Oh! Where are our manners?“ the shorter(?) animatronic exclaimed, hitting the palm of it’s hand to it’s forehead before reaching out for a handshake. “My name is Sun, I’m one of the Daycare Attendants! It’s nice to meet you Mr. Montgomery Gator.“

Monty shook his hand. “You can just call me Monty, y’know. How’d ya know my name anyway, Lil Guy?“

Sun clapped his hands again, bouncing in place. “Wowie, nicknames already? How fun! And of course we know the name of the Glamrock’s bassist! We hear your concerts over the daycare music sometimes. You guys sound great!“

Monty puffed out his chest. It was always great to hear from a fan, even if it wasn’t specifically for him. ... Damn, now he’ll feel bad if he doesn’t help clean up. Plus, he hated disappointed his fans. The bassist sighed and started picking up the plastic balls. Sun squealed rushing around to collect the ones in higher places so that Monty’s weight wouldn’t damage the structures.

The two had almost finished putting all the balls away... except for the ones in the netting. He really had to leave soon. His battery was almost empty but the gator didn’t want to just leave the rest of the mess to the other. It’d honestly been kind of fun talking with Sun, and he was getting used to looking at his face, so he wasn’t as weirded out every time he looked at the other. Monty scratched his head.

“I have a collapsible golf club, maybe we could hit them loose?“

Sun just waved that thought away, unperturbed. “Naaaah, it’s fine. Moonie’ll get them after his patrol. You can go charge now, you’re looking a little wobbly, ho ho ho.“

“Who?“

Sun laughed. “Moonie! Or, well, Moon. He’s my other half! You can see what he looks like on the posters outside the daycare.“

Monty wasn’t sure why Moon hadn’t helped them clean up, maybe they were shy? Then again, it’s not like Sun needed to help him either. Ugh, whatever. Thinking was for losers and people who had fully charged batteries. Just as he was about to say something, the lights shut off, leaving the two in darkness. Monty grabbed Sun’s wrist in confusion and blinked, trying to adjust.

“The heck was that??“ he exclaimed. The adjusting was taking a while, his eyes were pretty sensitive after all. Huh, usually Sun would have said something by now. “Sun?“

Monty squinted in the dark, lifting his shades to see better. Oh. That wasn’t Sun. In his new friend’s place was a moon themed animatronic, a night cap jingled where rays used to be. Bright red met magenta as the shorter(?) lightly tried to tug back their arm.

“Right! Sorry, sorry.“ Monty let go and the other rubbed where his claws had been. A beat passed. He watched as their face plate rotated a few times, as if thinking, before they reached out their hand (the opposite one that Sun had extended).

“Hello, Mr. Montgomery Gator. My name is Moon, Naptime Daycare Attendant and Security Guard.“

Monty stared at the hand, back at Moon, and then the hand again. He burst out snickering, catching Moon off guard. “Oh man, you guys are dorks.“

Moon snatched his hand back and crossed his arms, huffing. “That’s not very nice, Mr. Montgomery.“

“No no no no,“ he laughed “I meant it in a good way. Sorry, kinda out of it, Sun said you’d get the rest of the ball pit balls out of the net but I really have to get charged. And seriously, call me Monty.“

Moon uncrossed his arms, looking at the gator with concern. They were surprised to see he was barely hanging on at a dangerous 5%. Darn it, Sun! The celestial animatronic swayed a bit, rotating their faceplate again.

“...I could escort you to your greenroom? It’s on my patrol route, and that way you’ll have someone to carry you back if you collapse before then.”

Monty blinked. Huh, that’d actually be, pretty helpful honestly. “Sure.“

The other looked like they were beaming (somehow), and the bassist almost screeched when they scooped him up and practically yeeted into the air.

“WHOA WHAT THE FUCK!“

“Bad language is banned in the daycare.“ Moon supplied. Monty swore he could hear a mischievous undertone, the bastard.

“WARN ME NEXT TIME!!!“

It took them almost half the time it would have taken if they’d just walked to get to his greenroom. He had to admit, besides the initial shock and the relief that he wasn’t a human or he would have pissed his pants, flying around with Moon was really fun. 20/10 would fly again, with a heads up of course.

Moon glided down to his door. Right before the bassist turned to open the door, the celestial animatronic placed something in his claws.

“We won’t tell anyone about you playing in the ball pit,“ Moon said, Monty sputtered but was cut off “Feel free to come by and play again soon, New friend~“

Monty watched as the other bounced on their feet before springing away, probably hooked to the cable again.

Opening his hand, he found a round candy wrapped in shiny blue foil.