I just want to remind everyone that it is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.
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hey I really hate doing self publicity bUT. FOLKS WE NEED TO MOVE THESE BOOKS or there won't be room in the Topatoco warehouse for TPoH volume 4, which we plan to kickstart later this year- so yeah!
THE PRINCESS AND THE JESTER BOOKS ON SALE NOW!
don't miss the opportunity, there's only a limited number left and they're really gorgeous guys seriously ya gotta get in on this
Want to try before you buy? You can read the Princess and the Jester FOR FREE right here! Go enjoy a free fairy tale! You earned it.
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guys help i was on a date with a guy i’ve been going out with for a couple months and we were talking about saw since we’re both horror fans. and he mentioned that he and his friends have a bit where they make up their own jigsaw monologues. so i said “oh i have a blog that does something similar” and he asked me what the name was, and he looked this blog up. and then he yelled, “THIS IS YOU? OH MY GOD. THIS IS WHY WE DO THAT BIT! I LOVE THIS BLOG. I’M SO INTO YOU. OH MY GOD. THIS IS YOU?” right in the middle of the mall food court. i know this sounds like a fake tumblr story but this really fucking happened to me today. holy fucking shit.
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sims locking specific cultures behind a paywall is so fucked up. literally white americans are normal and everyone else is a deviation of that
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Gwen showing up to work tomorrow
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HEARTBREAKING: mans first stand up show becomes his LAST.
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Today's Sea Lion Is: Motherfucker Unlimited
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