#or getting maimed

[psalm40speakstome]

Dear Sageuk,

What exactly do you have against Orabeoni’s? and why must I suffer the heartbreak

[sunderwight]

Luo Binghe would sadly show Shizun his papercut for sympathy with big wet eyes and a trembling bottom lip, but then a monster rips off his arm and he's waiting in the bushes for it to grow back before he shows his face to his husband again.

[treef-greef]

[crowiin]

quick thing of a lesson in changing the world by @thousand-sunnies because it made me giggle

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 342

Danny reincarnates, y’know, as some realms beings who have previously died will do. He doesn’t choose a dimension or a perfect life or anything, he just misses being alive in a way that’s starting to grow unfamiliar now y'know? 

So he reincarnates, most memories gone and those not easily dismissed as dreams and imagination. He even gets a baby brother in this life, a tiny thing with bright blue eyes and a good grip on his fingers. He loves his baby brother. Adores him. Would do anything for him. 

Or, Danny incarnates as Thomas Wayne Jr, Bruce Wayne’s older brother. 

[galoogamelady]

Hello, I have a question that has been bothering me for a long time. How old is Buttons?

Depends on the context I draw him in. Usually he's drawn in his 20s or 30s. He's not quite as young as your usual Vault Dweller.

GTA Online Buttons is in his mid-20s. He started working for the Weezbugs in his early 20s.

[linipikk]

They really spent a lot of time pointing to the second coming for Apolaypse 2 electric boogaloo

all 3 minisodes are about ... humans dying and being brought back to life, or more like, how that is not possible...and how Heaven and Hell have worked around that

In A Companion to Owls, Job kids never died even when they should have, Heaven didn't know enough to distinguish that they were the same children and Sitis quickly got that the miracle was... that their children didn't die to begin with. Once they are dead it is game over and Crowley and Aziraphale refused to let them die

In The Resurrectionists (it is literally called The Resurrectionists!!) and it is how one girl is shot and they can't do anything once she is dead. And Crowley still goes off of his way to make sure the other one doesn't kill herself, risking everything. And we know hell's extreme sanctions are probably what makes him ask for insurance, for holy water. On the other hand, this episode is called The ResurrectionistS, plural, but we meet only one of them ..while in the other side of the sign is Christ himself.

THEN in 1941, we have ZOMBIES, the literal living dead walking around, and Furfur states that he can't make them living people again due to a clause and just leave them as zombies to roam the earth. We see how cursed they are, rotting and bound to eat brains but not human.

EVEN! From episode 1, we get a big Clue: miracles are measured in lazarii, and resurrecting someone is no easy feat. They were telling us to watch out about coming back to life... and how only the mightiest of archangels are able to use that amount of power (or an angel and a demon holding hands...)

and I do want to point out that part of the things Gabriel remembered was this line

Job kids didn't die, in victorian england Wee Morag died falling in the hands of a resurrectionist, and the Germans died and came back- just not quite alive. Every day it is getting closer,

... they are telling us that the second coming is afoot, but they are also showing us that there is no second opportunity on this earth. Once you are dead, you are dead.

and Crowley, in the direst time when Aziraphale is breaking his little demonic heart, says

And now, the plan to resurrect one human to make the end of the world happen is in Aziraphale's hands.

[fujii-draws]

(Prologue)

(Part 1) You are here!

(Part 2)

(Part 3)

[flamingpudding]

Nice Cosplay, dude!

It was supposed to be a simple mission. Just get in, beat the criminals, dismantle the bomb and get out again, preferably with no injuries so they all would get to enjoy Alfred's cookies at the end of the night.

But no. Of course things couldn't be simple. Not when Constantine suddenly enters their coms, screaming something about a multidimensional rip and then Jason shouting something about seeing a whirlpool of green that feels very very bad and then Dick started cursing at B being stubborn and....

Tim buried his face in his hands. At least thanks to Jason seeing that Lazarus Pit like Portal everyone believed him this time that Bruce was still alive but this time not lost in time but apparently thrown into another dimension. Though that wasn't making the situation any better. Because Tim was sure Alfred was the only reason the Manor was still standing otherwise his siblings and himself included would have destroyed it by now.

Damian's enraged shout echoed through the Cave, followed by another death threat made by Jason and then Dick's attempt at being the voice of reason. Dear god, they needed to figure out where B was or someone might die.... or at least get maimed by his siblings be it a criminal or one of them.

Hopefully Constantin or anyone else of the JL Dark will have figured out in which dimension B had gotten thrown into.

Meanwhile...

Batman was staring down at the white-haired kid with Lazarus green glowing eyes wearing a jumpsuit and still had green splatter on his cheeks. The kid was grinning at him with big round eyes that reminded him of Dick when he was younger.

He would have believed the kid innocent if it weren't for 1. The glowing green eyes that reminded him of his second oldest phases of pit madness and 2. The fact that he had just watched the kid beat up a ghost like being he, Batman, had not been able to land a single hit on before imprisoning that being into a thermos.

The kid clearly was a vigilante in the working and for a split second Bruce wondered how his children would react to an interdimensional sibling if he mentored the kid. First of all... the boy needed more protection. That flimsy suit was not offering enough of that. Second the kid should wear a mask. Running around with his face openly in view would only spell trouble for the boy and thitd training the kid needed to learn-

"Wow dude, that's an awesome cosplay of Batman! It looks like it's right out of the comics!"

Batmans thoughts on mentoring the kid came to a screeching halt as he stared at the kid. And gruffly repeated. "Comics?"

[opbackgrounds]

Someone needs to tell Hawkins that lots of bad things can happen to you that don't ultimately kill you

[liquorwrist]

say u like crazy girllssss but u hate when they act crazyy

[zombiecowboy65]

Unsure how I feel about some and there were things I wanted to add but for now … this is my card

[dragonsongmakhali]

having an absolutely godawful day please show me the photos u keep in ur wallet of your ocs to keep me sane 🙏

[sophsun1]

9-1-1 – 7.04: Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

[fictionalcreator]

After having binged Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint and caught up with S-Classes That I Raised, The Third Wheel Strikes Back, and The Greatest Estate Developer (manhwa ver), I have done the inevitable and started reading Trash of the Count’s Family

I actually started it sometime ago, but dropped it around when the little dragon was introduced. I think at the time I didn’t like how easily our protagonist was forming a literally invincible party, but I think having read the other stories I’m actually in a better place to appreciate this one now.

Like, now I Know. I know you can’t trust that bitch’s casual “everything is literally fine” narration. “I was fine after coughing up that clot of blood,” bitch, you shouldn’t be coughing blood in the first place!! These sorts of protagonists will straight up lie to you about how they’re doing and what their motivations are. I know you’re pushing yourself more than you say you are and that you care more than you think you do, you’re not fooling me this time.

At least I’m slightly more prepared to believe that Cale would actually enjoy retirement, unlike a certain “my idea of fun is playing chess against myself and I get anxious if I don’t have A Problem to Solve” Mr. Kim. He at least seems more comfortable with delegating even the important work. But also. We saw you smiling as you fought the accursed winds. Bitch.

I’m up to chapter 70 and thoroughly enjoying myself

Looking forward to seeing this man get dragged kicking and screaming into Self-Recognizing Emotional Attachments

(That and vague comments have left me very excited about a possible in-universe explanation for Cale’s detached [and always kind of tired?] demeanor beyond “he’s just built like that”)

(Also love the delightful detail that our count’s trash son has completely rewired the “protagonist” in record time. His close-to, if not outright absolute #1 priority is now protecting you. You are his rock. His new home. You are NEVER going to get him to willingly part from you for more than a month or two. Any slight against you is PERSONAL. The question is, when are you going to realize that?)

[iridescent-serpent]

Hi @yknow-fuck it’s Me Again :)

Back to feed you Thrice :)

Also a free Bay Oppy and G1 Oppy phone doodle bc I’ve been hit Hard with the “basic protag” liker curse 😔 (it is. Chronic.)