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mariejordan + this is me trying by taylor swift
#gen v#mariejordan#genvedit#marie moreau#jordan li#limoreau#the boys#the boys edit#okay so i know very little about making gifs#and even less about putting WORDS in gifs#but i had to do this#or else i would literally DIE#i love them so much#i just want my babies to be happy with themselves and each other#gifs*
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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“deku should have been a villain” did u watch the show. the show about being the greatest hero. the show about the protagonist breaking every bone in his body to save people and become a hero. the show about the kid working himself to the bone and risking his life to save his friends, innocent people, villains and people who would rather he die rather than be allowed to rest. did you wantch the show? the show that we’re talking about? the show about being a hero and saving lives? the show called my hero academia? that show? did u watch that show? is that the show u watched?
#if u want some dark ass morally grey bullshit watch smthing else??#i think deku would literally rather die and that is a threat#have u seen what this kid is willing to just to save someone? he will self destruct if he has to. HE ALREADY HAS#midoriya izuku#deku#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bnha#mha#GET BEHIND ME DEKU I’LL DEFEND UR MORAL PHILOSOPHY#givibg me aan g flashbacks bsuajkakakala STOPP#its giving batman should have killed the joker like what part?? of a charchters narrative purpose?? is so hard to understand???#i am sooo sensitive to this bullshit i am too sensitive to this bullshit i cant hold it in anymore#my boy deku is soo fucked up rn and u want him to get even more fucked up. why.
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Okay just played the Sigewinne quest and hear me out: mildly more evil Sigewinne AU (cause fuck you fight me she is terrifying) where the only doctor willing to teach a melusine was THE Doctor.
Il Dottore gets accosted by the world's cutest psychopath demanding he teaches her and goes "Oh this is gonna be fucking hilarious".
Cue Dottore's dramatic corvid themed ass striding up to commit the horrors tm while a cutie patootie little melusine skips behind him giggling at everything.
People go from "omg did he kidnaps that girl?!?!" To "dear fucking god she's worse" the second she opens her mouth.
The Harbingers have to go through the mortifying ordeal of anytime they mention their terrifying Doctor, people go "Oh Yes I've heard of Dottore", and they sigh and go no... her and take out a picture of a chubby faced girl with bunny ears.
Her world lore is every horrifying experiment of Dottore's has some adorable little sticker attached.
#genshin impact#genshin impact fatui#dottore#il dottore#sigewinne#melusines#genshin#fatui harbingers#genshin au#listen. listen im not crazy it would be so fucking funny.#he'd do it too you know he would#bitch isnt even a medical doctor sigewinne knows more than him at some point but sticks around for the psychic trauma she inflicts#id like to stress that she is very aware of what she is doing and finds it very funny#they can try to chill her out in the quest but i remember her people underestimating you quote genshin#i know shes a wee murderer at heart#and even then BITCH PLAYING 5D CHESS PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE WHILE THE ENTIRE GUARDE THINKS THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE WHAT QUEEN?!?#literally no chill i swear#also yes Dottore is very reluctantly her dad in this AU and he hates it just as much as everyone else does
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i personally think that ian is way more jealous and if he ever had to see mickey with someone else he would lose his damn mind
#you: mickey should have dated someone else s6/7#me: ian would literally die#but jk because I want to see him be jealous Byron wasn’t quite enough for me#shameless#gallavich#ian gallagher
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i want them fighting like children as in pushing each others faces away, i'm not touching you with a finger a centimeter away, tripping each other in the hallway bc somehow that's flirting do u see the vision or am i alone
we may never diagnose what the hell their problem is
#klance#voltron#vld#oh anon. do i see the vision?#I LIVE the vision. you are literally describing my opinion of klance#which i think is canon tbh like#watch the show! if anyone thinks keith isnt immediately sinking down to lance's taunts you're kidding yourself#i fucking. like. this is the only acceptable klance dynamic to me. full of hate#listen to me anon. look at me.#even if no one else were to see the vision (though i have faith many do)#i am confident i would die on the battlefield with you. on this hill in particular.#ask#art#my art
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shifting to save LITERALLY EVERYONE from my dr bcuz the author of it in this reality wants his fans to kts 😞😞
#gojo is my father#LIKE BRO.#he literally took me under his wing after I accidentally ingested a curse like.#I can’t let him die#I would kms omg#and I would miss nobara too much :((#everyone else idrc abt imma be honest.#LMAOOOOOOOO#shiftblr#desired reality#shiftinconsciousness#quantum jumping#shifting#reality shift#shifting realities
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seeing people mischaracterize sanji will forever boil my blood but seeing people mischaracterize LUFFY and say that he only has sanji on his crew because he can cook actually has me wanting to kill someone HOW can you be that stupid. no genuinely how
#did you forget that sanji is KIND at his core? that he is a wing of luffy's? that he would sacrifice himself over and over again to make#sure luffy does become pirate king. that though he argues and kicks at luffy it is literally how he shows affection to men (ie from zeff)#don't even fucking bring zoro into this bc zoro Does respect sanji insanely. they are equals. they would die and live for each other#luffy does not prioritize zoro over sanji he doesn't prioritize any of his crew over another 😭 that's one of the core messages of op#that everyone is worth it#small or large whether you believe so or not you are worth it and you are family and you are his#stfu#you also need to look past the blatant mischaracterization of sanji on oda's part too—who uses tropes that make 0 fucking sense when it#comes to sanji and his relationship with the strawhats. above all fucking else sanji struggles but he is loved and cared about and cared For#god.#I'm in the middle of a shift i cannot be seething about my fav character ill explode
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Right and his work menaces (Brent and Karen).
I don't remember last I mentioned it but apart from crude nicknames to people (except Chris), he also just puts them in his phone really weird (except Chris, who is literally in his phone as Chris). And I bring this up because in Right's phone, Karen is saved as "Lawful Obligation".
#my characters#oops i fell in love#can you guys tell im stressed and hyperfixating on my own fucked up ocs cause i am#also brents nickname at work and in rights phone is fuckwad#and hes like yeah if im called anything else at this point by right its weird and uncomfortable#and when it is finally approached as if paul is only in rights phone as shitty-ex (answer) now that hes an excoworker#what was he in rights phone BEFORE the transfer#and right is like annoying dickwad ... karen is like oh i see thats why you call him a dick still#thats like a nickname from his phone name#and brent has to ask why fuckwad and dickwad and right looks at him and takes a deep breathe before saying#because i like the word wad and it is very comforting bc like a wad of paper ? you can throw it away#and so if i realize i gotta get rid of attachment i wad it up#also dont tell paul that dickwad was a form of attachment or he will never shut the fuck up about it#karen and brent both swear to never mention it to paul#paul is honestly such a weird anomaly in the plot bc he doesnt directly work at the same police station#but he is CONSTANTLY a topic of gossip or annoyance or updates#hes literally karens best friend! aside from chris he was one of the few right worked with who HAD touch privileges before right banned it#hes also just genuinely well liked but no one can actually tell him or he will become insufferable#which is a crime that rick is guilty of once when he meets paul and karen introduces him#and rick is just OH i know that name! youre her best friend#and she looks so betrayed and paul looks so delighted and stunned and radiant over this fact#and rick makes up for it before the night is over which is why karen forgives him - he made paul back in his place#anyway yeah right has lots of fears and hes my bundle of anxiety and i love him and his atrocious nicknames#i think i would die if i gave someone a rude nickname even affectionately irl#also also final note on this ig#since right is a detective and not always at the station its worth pointing out brent and karen just work taking calls and#doing misc other work at their desks which are nearby so they 100% bond and its wonderful#ok i lied final note on them is#for a very long time karen has to check with right to make sure she isnt annoying brent because he doesnt emote well#and shes scared she wont know if shes annoying him please help youre like the only one who reads his moods accurately
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visualising the man i have to become
#ace attorney#simon blackquill#my art#blood#i literally cannot keep working on this no more. my mind might start steaming and blow up. also why did i make it dark again i literally#hate painting the dark this blasted book marco mateu framed ink (recommendation it helped me alottttt with composition)#anyways simon ohhhhhhh hes kind of sweetums sugarplumb just a little bit why else would capcom make that aa perfume and give him a peachy#scent to represent his “pure and innocent heart”. cant for the life of me find that post again. but he is literally inoccent and pure#of heart. “quiet polite and good natured” shut your fuck why did they say this about him. me when im niceys and politesies and i have#to adopt this tough and intimidating persona PERRRRRRRRSONAAAA and act as this ruthless evil murderer to protect someone? to protect me?#prison is a hard hard place and theres no softness in there. this is me now. but its still there and im hiding myself away and ill take thi#with me until i die and no one will know the truth wow thats kind of transg- *executed by firing squad* who said that.
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🗣️: Neil is so sweet and genuinely kind 😍
Canon Neil:
#i mean WHERE?????#he literally said that he wouldet every fox die just to save himself#yes he changed his mind on this point BUT only for foxes???#like he would let someons else die abd wouldn't really care abt it#he's an asshole#andrew's an asshole#they are assholes and in love#aftg#neil josten#all for the game#aftg neil#aftg shitpost#andrew minyard#aftg andrew#andreil
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every day I think about how the elevator situation was literally the trolley problem, a famous moral dilemma for being impossible to choose either option and people still see Gregory experience that in ruin and believe he should die
#literally exactly the trolley problem#the one person you know: cassie#the other 6 people tied to the track: all of the people that would potentially almost guaranteed die if the mimic got out#and had the chance to resume its previous operations#it ended up happening anyway and thats why i think Gregory didnt cut it#it just doesnt make sense outside of the game files labels when literally everything else points to the mimic#including in game storytelling hints#which i believe over line labels any day#this is a post saying to stop thinking that a 12yo character should die and have horrible things happen to him#pandas.txt#gregory#pandas talks
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You’re looking for something— no, someone, too, aren’t you?
(I can’t comprehend how you understand what’s going on, with your lifeless shell. Craft as you are.)
#isat#in stars and time#live a live#isat loop#cube live a live#RAHHHHHH [COMBINES MY FIXATIONS]#behold my crack fic au. tiny robot in dormont#I’m cooking let me cook. cube has the little guy little dude vibes#and is also canonically like. a baby?#their chapter in the game happens the day they were finished#so. a baby.#cube is so <3. their chapter is a space horror#I would 100% recommend at least watching a video of it#IT GOES CRAZYYYYYY#pov flicking a card that says die child die at the floor. so#anyways. this au makes no sense to anyone but me#this is MY funny house and I’m going to play in it#worlds smartest baby [a robot] figures out timeloop shit before the party more at 2#if you ask I WILL ramble abt the concept of this au I will#<- trying desperately to get away from working on my other au post#[I need to draw smth for it and I’m struggling lollll]#sitting here like ughhh I don’t wanna draw this imageee [puts off entire au post]#ANYWAYSSSS#LOOP WOULD HATE THIS KID. the fuck is a robot.#the fuck is this damn thing and how has it read me literally immediately#how dare you be made of craft. be artificial. and be able to read my despair like a book#how dare you; a fake being made by someone else. be more human to me than the people that once were my party#how dare you want to help me when I dont know you because you didn’t EXIST in my loops#…but. uh. thanks for the coffee. even if I can’t drink it I recognize the sentiment. or whatever#falls to the floor dramatically. oughhhh loop and cube ougughhh
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to be completely real and honest. no one deserves how genuine and pure hearted and loyal i am
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Keeping these here bc istg finding doksoo people is like seeing kdj not sacrificing himself
I dont really ship ship them but like the potential they have as a couple i-
If youre a doksoo person, please lemme know bc like i can n o t for the love of god find people who ship them. I just wanna cry about them like 😭🙏
[ID: Tiktok screenshots of Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint fanart of Han Sooyoung and Kim Dokja overlaid with captions about their relationship. The art featured is by more than one artist, but predominantly by BlackBox. The captions read:
1. han sooyoung once said "me, waiting for someone for decades and decades... you think such a thing is even possible? you crazy fool,"
and then we are told about her endless waiting in kaizenix arc, and how she was fighting her best to stay awake for 13 years in the epilogue, for one person, for someone she thought she never waited for, and then it was revealed that she, again, waited for 4 years for certain someone to wake up from his sleep. she diligently visited him every day during his time in the hospital, making sure he's still alive and well even though his soul has scattered away.
2. orv ebook spoiler?
during kaizenix arc kim dokja wrote a love letter to han sooyoung where he told her "write a'story that's for me andme "alone." little did he know that han sooyoung Would do anything, LITERALLY anything to write a story for him alone. why aren't you by her side when she writes a story for you?
3. kaizenix arc shows how much kim dokja means to han sooyoung. she spent 50 years, literally a lifetime, waiting for him. she hold onto the promise kdj told her, where he said he would find her as soon as possible before they got thrown to kaizenix.
she fought her hardest not to forget him. fighting for 50 years, ALONE. for 50 years, she believed kdj would save her. and she believed kdj would one day read her book to save her. and she never blamed kdj for the 50 years she spent. God. it's a pity we don't talk enough about her struggle in kaizenix.
4. This has to be one of the saddest passages in the entire novel.
I will never shut up about doksoo and their captivating interactions. and how astoundingly excellent Sing Shong's writing is: the emotions, permeated the text, and picturing that particular moment visually came with it naturally.
I was moved to tears by her assumption that it was her fault that he started crying and her quick actions to comfort him because she didn't want to keep seeing him cry
Not to mention how Kim Dokja expressed his emotions, which is as uncommon as him not sacrificing his life for KimCom.
All he wanted was some reassurance; to be told, that he's done the best he could the whole time through
Hsy mghtve comforted him for the wrong reasons, but that completed the job nevertheless.
5. when you realize kim dokja's ■■ is "epilogue" and "eternity" while han sooyoung's ■■ is "neverending story". and towards the end we find out about hsy making a promise to kdj that she will write the epilogue, a story, for kdj until the end of time, for eternity, if that's the only way she could save him…
6. how did you read orv epilogue and think han sooyoung and kim dokja are platonic bc i genuinely thought they were canon after hsy's sacrifices for 13 years, and kdj openly saying he loves her story more than anyone else.
orv theme is basically your story = you
7. the fact that kim dokja had actually fulfilled his promise to read han Sooyoung's "boring" novel that has over 3000 chapters even before they both made promise with each other.. he kept his promise for over than 13 years, without both realizing that fact until hsy regained her memories as tls123, and kdj as od.
8. han sooyoung had seen kim dokja's life at its lowest when she first saw him almost lifeless at the hospital she held his hand, feeling the warmth of the hands that had given up of his life, and she cried. and the first thing. she thought of was how to save him. in mere minutes she decided to damn the whole world for him to live and survive she would never let kim dokja to be in that state ever again, not when she is there for him.
9. the whole twsa is a love letter from han sooyoung to kim dokja. she told him to never give up (ch533), encouraged him to find companions (ch75). described so many disgusting foods as delicious so that he could eat them with ease, and not to mention the whole reason why twsa existed was for him to have a reason to live and survive for another day. she wrote all of this for 13 years, so that he could live BEFORE and AFTER apocalypse. she saved him before anyone else could do it. her love is eternal. End ID]
Thenks to @princess-of-purple-prose I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO ALT TEXT AAAAAA. Thenks for doing this ^^
#orv kdj#orv#kim dokja#han sooyoung#doksoo#orv hsy#i would die for them#literally#oh and i found these on google#tiktok basically#but like you can Google doksoo and find these#istg i cant find anything else#ive like seen all the doksoo things out there atp#: (
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More One Piece x Animaniacs nonsense.
Warneroa Wakko with his... unique... three sword style.
#my art#animaniacs#Yakko warner#wakko warner#dot warner#warner piece#warneroa wakko#his goal is to have the strongest stomach in the world#literally the only reason I made him Zoro was for the sword swallowing bit LMAO#it was too funny#I can practically HEAR him say#“Well it said he put the third sword in his mouth how else was I supposed to interoperate that?”#now I'm conflicted on Dot... do I make her nami or Robin?#Or someone else entirely#nami makes more sense but Robin's powers are cool#but if I make her nami her name would be dotti and I don't wanna die
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