#or else i would literally DIE
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mariejordan + this is me trying by taylor swift
#gen v#mariejordan#genvedit#marie moreau#jordan li#limoreau#the boys#the boys edit#okay so i know very little about making gifs#and even less about putting WORDS in gifs#but i had to do this#or else i would literally DIE#i love them so much#i just want my babies to be happy with themselves and each other#gifs*
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the leverage team would have had a games night⌠once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldnât cheat but heâd be by far the most annoying still. like heâd conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and sheâd move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also sheâd try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and thatâs incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? itâs logically impossible bc theyâre watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophieâs properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so itâs hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but heâs just sitting there fuming the entire time bc theyâre all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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was told on twt that I should make more art without Flug...
paperhat so nice... but without Flug pls
it would be so good if there was less Flug...
ok! do you guys think I did it right? you can be honestđ
#do you remember that SpongeBob episode where he's in another restaurant and his task is to make ANYTHING ELSE except for a Krabby Patty?#he cracks an egg into a pan... and it miraculously turns into a Krabby Patty?#me; but when I try to draw smth other than Flug#villainous#villanos#vilanesco#dr flug#flug#kenning flugslys#villainous dr flug#flug x flug#flugcest?#he cloned himself like âneither one of us is gonna die a virgin!!â#he would.#he would obliterate himself first metaphorically and once he's done literally#bc âthere can only be one of us... but it was fun! byeâ¤ď¸â#âhmm I always wanted to kill myself...đ¤â#I have way too many fucked up ideas for this btw#cartoon#fanart#my art
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âdeku should have been a villainâ did u watch the show. the show about being the greatest hero. the show about the protagonist breaking every bone in his body to save people and become a hero. the show about the kid working himself to the bone and risking his life to save his friends, innocent people, villains and people who would rather he die rather than be allowed to rest. did you wantch the show? the show that weâre talking about? the show about being a hero and saving lives? the show called my hero academia? that show? did u watch that show? is that the show u watched?
#if u want some dark ass morally grey bullshit watch smthing else??#i think deku would literally rather die and that is a threat#have u seen what this kid is willing to just to save someone? he will self destruct if he has to. HE ALREADY HAS#midoriya izuku#deku#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bnha#mha#GET BEHIND ME DEKU IâLL DEFEND UR MORAL PHILOSOPHY#givibg me aan g flashbacks bsuajkakakala STOPP#its giving batman should have killed the joker like what part?? of a charchters narrative purpose?? is so hard to understand???#i am sooo sensitive to this bullshit i am too sensitive to this bullshit i cant hold it in anymore#my boy deku is soo fucked up rn and u want him to get even more fucked up. why.
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i know tim said we're not getting a cliffhanger but man. how good would it be if we got buck nde while eddie was leaving LA to go get chris back and had no way of knowing. like maybe its the a shift's day off and eddie decides on a whim that actually, he wants his kid back mom, and he buys a last minute plane ticket. and buck gets into a car accident or his loft burns down or whatever. and everyone's in the hospital waiting room getting frustrated at eddie's number going straight to voicemail and wondering just where the fuck eddie is. meanwhile eddie's on the plane sitting and thinking like Hmmm i wonder if chris will come more willingly if i mention buck's name... :)
#i think this would eat SO much. but also it would probably make me reach levels of insanity currently unknown to human beings#so maybe no cliffhanger for the midseason finale is okay#me mentioning a car accident or bucks loft burning down like i genuinely dont care as long as we're putting that man in the horror labyrint#just let him almost die man. let him experience some agony... and i say this lovingly#is this anything. maybe this would eat literally just for me and me alone and everyone else would throw up at the idea of this happening#in that case. my bad i just needed to put this out in the universe#alice talks#911 abc#911 spec#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie
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Okay just played the Sigewinne quest and hear me out: mildly more evil Sigewinne AU (cause fuck you fight me she is terrifying) where the only doctor willing to teach a melusine was THE Doctor.
Il Dottore gets accosted by the world's cutest psychopath demanding he teaches her and goes "Oh this is gonna be fucking hilarious".
Cue Dottore's dramatic corvid themed ass striding up to commit the horrors tm while a cutie patootie little melusine skips behind him giggling at everything.
People go from "omg did he kidnaps that girl?!?!" To "dear fucking god she's worse" the second she opens her mouth.
The Harbingers have to go through the mortifying ordeal of anytime they mention their terrifying Doctor, people go "Oh Yes I've heard of Dottore", and they sigh and go no... her and take out a picture of a chubby faced girl with bunny ears.
Her world lore is every horrifying experiment of Dottore's has some adorable little sticker attached.
#genshin impact#genshin impact fatui#dottore#il dottore#sigewinne#melusines#genshin#fatui harbingers#genshin au#listen. listen im not crazy it would be so fucking funny.#he'd do it too you know he would#bitch isnt even a medical doctor sigewinne knows more than him at some point but sticks around for the psychic trauma she inflicts#id like to stress that she is very aware of what she is doing and finds it very funny#they can try to chill her out in the quest but i remember her people underestimating you quote genshin#i know shes a wee murderer at heart#and even then BITCH PLAYING 5D CHESS PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE WHILE THE ENTIRE GUARDE THINKS THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE WHAT QUEEN?!?#literally no chill i swear#also yes Dottore is very reluctantly her dad in this AU and he hates it just as much as everyone else does
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i personally think that ian is way more jealous and if he ever had to see mickey with someone else he would lose his damn mind
#you: mickey should have dated someone else s6/7#me: ian would literally die#but jk because I want to see him be jealous Byron wasnât quite enough for me#shameless#gallavich#ian gallagher
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i want them fighting like children as in pushing each others faces away, i'm not touching you with a finger a centimeter away, tripping each other in the hallway bc somehow that's flirting do u see the vision or am i alone
we may never diagnose what the hell their problem is
#klance#voltron#vld#oh anon. do i see the vision?#I LIVE the vision. you are literally describing my opinion of klance#which i think is canon tbh like#watch the show! if anyone thinks keith isnt immediately sinking down to lance's taunts you're kidding yourself#i fucking. like. this is the only acceptable klance dynamic to me. full of hate#listen to me anon. look at me.#even if no one else were to see the vision (though i have faith many do)#i am confident i would die on the battlefield with you. on this hill in particular.#ask#art#my art
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shifting to save LITERALLY EVERYONE from my dr bcuz the author of it in this reality wants his fans to kts đđ
#gojo is my father#LIKE BRO.#he literally took me under his wing after I accidentally ingested a curse like.#I canât let him die#I would kms omg#and I would miss nobara too much :((#everyone else idrc abt imma be honest.#LMAOOOOOOOO#shiftblr#desired reality#shiftinconsciousness#quantum jumping#shifting#reality shift#shifting realities
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seeing people mischaracterize sanji will forever boil my blood but seeing people mischaracterize LUFFY and say that he only has sanji on his crew because he can cook actually has me wanting to kill someone HOW can you be that stupid. no genuinely how
#did you forget that sanji is KIND at his core? that he is a wing of luffy's? that he would sacrifice himself over and over again to make#sure luffy does become pirate king. that though he argues and kicks at luffy it is literally how he shows affection to men (ie from zeff)#don't even fucking bring zoro into this bc zoro Does respect sanji insanely. they are equals. they would die and live for each other#luffy does not prioritize zoro over sanji he doesn't prioritize any of his crew over another đ that's one of the core messages of op#that everyone is worth it#small or large whether you believe so or not you are worth it and you are family and you are his#stfu#you also need to look past the blatant mischaracterization of sanji on oda's part tooâwho uses tropes that make 0 fucking sense when it#comes to sanji and his relationship with the strawhats. above all fucking else sanji struggles but he is loved and cared about and cared For#god.#I'm in the middle of a shift i cannot be seething about my fav character ill explode
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Right and his work menaces (Brent and Karen).
I don't remember last I mentioned it but apart from crude nicknames to people (except Chris), he also just puts them in his phone really weird (except Chris, who is literally in his phone as Chris). And I bring this up because in Right's phone, Karen is saved as "Lawful Obligation".
#my characters#oops i fell in love#can you guys tell im stressed and hyperfixating on my own fucked up ocs cause i am#also brents nickname at work and in rights phone is fuckwad#and hes like yeah if im called anything else at this point by right its weird and uncomfortable#and when it is finally approached as if paul is only in rights phone as shitty-ex (answer) now that hes an excoworker#what was he in rights phone BEFORE the transfer#and right is like annoying dickwad ... karen is like oh i see thats why you call him a dick still#thats like a nickname from his phone name#and brent has to ask why fuckwad and dickwad and right looks at him and takes a deep breathe before saying#because i like the word wad and it is very comforting bc like a wad of paper ? you can throw it away#and so if i realize i gotta get rid of attachment i wad it up#also dont tell paul that dickwad was a form of attachment or he will never shut the fuck up about it#karen and brent both swear to never mention it to paul#paul is honestly such a weird anomaly in the plot bc he doesnt directly work at the same police station#but he is CONSTANTLY a topic of gossip or annoyance or updates#hes literally karens best friend! aside from chris he was one of the few right worked with who HAD touch privileges before right banned it#hes also just genuinely well liked but no one can actually tell him or he will become insufferable#which is a crime that rick is guilty of once when he meets paul and karen introduces him#and rick is just OH i know that name! youre her best friend#and she looks so betrayed and paul looks so delighted and stunned and radiant over this fact#and rick makes up for it before the night is over which is why karen forgives him - he made paul back in his place#anyway yeah right has lots of fears and hes my bundle of anxiety and i love him and his atrocious nicknames#i think i would die if i gave someone a rude nickname even affectionately irl#also also final note on this ig#since right is a detective and not always at the station its worth pointing out brent and karen just work taking calls and#doing misc other work at their desks which are nearby so they 100% bond and its wonderful#ok i lied final note on them is#for a very long time karen has to check with right to make sure she isnt annoying brent because he doesnt emote well#and shes scared she wont know if shes annoying him please help youre like the only one who reads his moods accurately
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writing post veilguard solas as theeeeee clingiest most reassurance-starved man in the world who literally needs to hold lavellans hand every second of the day for the next 6 years or he WILL fall untethered in the literal abyss of despair he willingly walked into in the end.
#datv#datv spoilers#not in a cute hurt/comfort way btw like in an unpleasant distressing s******* way <3#i do think the solavellan ending is a happy one ultimately but it is a happiness that will have to (and will ! one day) be EARNED#with a lot of pain. and honesty. and terrible conversations.#they didnt walk off into the sunset they literally went to SILENT HILL. LOL. WHO ELSE IS DOING IT LIKE THEMMMMMMM THEY MAKE ME SO CRAZYYYYY#god. anyway. genuinely will die for my beliefs on this one#him never initiating intimacy in dai but always reacting soooo severely to it just screams touch starved right off the jump#he holds himself back bc if he lets himself he wouldnt stop. as we have very much seen with the mythal nightmare divorce arc in datv#but literally what possible reason would there be to hold back after datv. nothing. lavellan is the only thing he CAN hold on to#that isnt the face to face reality of all his innumerable sins and regrets lol#man. writing solavellan fanfic in 2024 we are so fucking back babes.
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visualising the man i have to become
#ace attorney#simon blackquill#my art#blood#i literally cannot keep working on this no more. my mind might start steaming and blow up. also why did i make it dark again i literally#hate painting the dark this blasted book marco mateu framed ink (recommendation it helped me alottttt with composition)#anyways simon ohhhhhhh hes kind of sweetums sugarplumb just a little bit why else would capcom make that aa perfume and give him a peachy#scent to represent his âpure and innocent heartâ. cant for the life of me find that post again. but he is literally inoccent and pure#of heart. âquiet polite and good naturedâ shut your fuck why did they say this about him. me when im niceys and politesies and i have#to adopt this tough and intimidating persona PERRRRRRRRSONAAAA and act as this ruthless evil murderer to protect someone? to protect me?#prison is a hard hard place and theres no softness in there. this is me now. but its still there and im hiding myself away and ill take thi#with me until i die and no one will know the truth wow thats kind of transg- *executed by firing squad* who said that.
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đŁď¸: Neil is so sweet and genuinely kind đ
Canon Neil:
#i mean WHERE?????#he literally said that he wouldet every fox die just to save himself#yes he changed his mind on this point BUT only for foxes???#like he would let someons else die abd wouldn't really care abt it#he's an asshole#andrew's an asshole#they are assholes and in love#aftg#neil josten#all for the game#aftg neil#aftg shitpost#andrew minyard#aftg andrew#andreil
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every day I think about how the elevator situation was literally the trolley problem, a famous moral dilemma for being impossible to choose either option and people still see Gregory experience that in ruin and believe he should die
#literally exactly the trolley problem#the one person you know: cassie#the other 6 people tied to the track: all of the people that would potentially almost guaranteed die if the mimic got out#and had the chance to resume its previous operations#it ended up happening anyway and thats why i think Gregory didnt cut it#it just doesnt make sense outside of the game files labels when literally everything else points to the mimic#including in game storytelling hints#which i believe over line labels any day#this is a post saying to stop thinking that a 12yo character should die and have horrible things happen to him#pandas.txt#gregory#pandas talks
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i still think the most problematic thing dndads has ever done is call Angel (buffy the vampire slayer) hot when Spike is RIGHT THERE.
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#pick literally anyone else???#like willow my darling angel#like the only worse choice would have been RILEY.#iâm a riley hater until i die#also i like angel a lot better in Angel than i did in Buffy because they make him more pathetic and also cordelia is there
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