#LMAOOOOOOOO

[teaboot]

No word of a lie my favourite dude thing ever is when older men laugh smugly and imply that the weird kinky things they do are way beyond my understanding, cause like

I work at a sex shop. I've worked s&m clubs. I once got my thumb trapped in an animatronic gyrating asshole

You're not the wild and crazy sex freak you think you are, Gary

[mistressemmedi]

????????

[thebroadstreetdarling]

Do the manga authors of Blue Lock have it out for Rin? Because it feels like they have it out for Rin.

Isagi about to do the funniest thing ever and I’m here for it.

[royalarchivist]

Charlie: ...Cellbit?

Cellbit: [Is dead]

Charlie: [Picks up his dead body] Here Cellbit, rest easy right there. [Drops his body on a landmine, which doesn't go of.]

Charlie: Oh, I really thought it would go off. 😕

Charlie: [Picks up Cellbit's body and immediately sets off the landmine right next to him] OH SHI—

[imposterogers]

we need to resurrect the stucky fandom on tumblr like we need a full renaissance to happen. i want to rival destiels

step 1: organize. choose a day to have a wild stevebuckython where en masse everyone rewatches cap 1 n 2 and posts about it. i would like to propose march 10th, because not only is that bucky's birthday, but march 1941 was the first issue that steve n bucky were introduced together (according to google lol)

step 2: the mcu has scorned us. for me its a big reason why I stepped away from stevebucky (because it hurt my feelings to think about steve leaving bucky like that and I am Weak). I think we should pick a specific comic run to all obsess and analyze and create content over that doesn't end in tragedy

step 3: post. post a lot. reblog old posts. hell, completely plagiarize your old posts and repost them. there's a lot of good content from circa 2015 we can revitalize

step 4: make them into a meme. pick a single screencap of them and COMMIT!!!! we need to universally decide which one to use, how to use it, and stick to it

[lazymonth]

WHAT IS BRO FUCKING DOING IN MY HOUSE. 😭😭😭😭⁉️⁉️⁉️

[skyblueartt]

Sketches from last night LOL

[acrosstobear]

mercedesamgf1 Brand new merch drop alert! 🖤💚 Our spray camo collection just landed in time for the summer – stand out from the crowd and shop now at the official team store 👇 Can we all agree that @.SchumacherMick served in these photos 🙏

[liam-summers]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 08.4 | Pangs

↳ "You know how I feel about her. If there was any way..."

[teaboot]

im devastated to admit this but your little teadude (your persona) always looks to me like it has a receding hairline. i’m so sorry (<- saying this very lovingly)

I asked, he says he doesn't have a hairline

[delicatepointofview]

All Of Those Voices Tokyo Premiere

[magicalcreeks]

This is killing me

[ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Episode 1072 forreal

[assiraphales]

is it petty of me to delete zsn comments off of my posts on other websites or is it my right to protect my peace via censorship

[tuituipupu]

AND.... THE RESULTS ARE IN FOR THE FIRST KÄÄRIJÄVISHUN (2024 EDITION).

(RESULTS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE WONDERFUL MATHEMATICIANS @katinkulta and @teal-skull who tidied up this gorgeous little ranking!) THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS, ILY ❤️‍🔥✨

The winner of the 1st (annual?) Käärijävishun 2024, is....

*drum roll please*

🥁💥🥁💥🥁💥🥁💥🥁💥🥁💥🥁💥🥁💥🥁💥🥁💥🥁💥

... BLACK BOX CHA CHA CHA (with dancers edition) !!! 🏆🥇🌟✨

our top 3 podium stands as:

🥇 Cha Cha Cha Black Box (with dancers version)

🥈 Cha Cha Cha Black Box (chaos encore edition)

🥉 Ruoska at UMK with Erika Vikman

then we have another Cha Cha Cha (surprise surprise!) in 4th place, this being the Emma Gaala Orchestral version.

rounding out the top 5, we have the absolute banger imo not biased at all sksk that is Hirttää Kiinni. This is the only song that is neither new or Cha Cha Cha, so that is a feat in itself!

congrats Hirttää Kiinni enjoyers, i love having taste with you 🤝

i also just want to say a huge thank you to all 26 or so of us that watched and took part in the first Käärijävishun event, whether you joined in with the scoring or not!

i'm proud of us for taking part in our own boycott event. times have been hard for multiple reasons recently, and i think being together to vibe and have a fun and safe time was a beautiful thing 💖💚

i couldn't feel sadness or anger, only love for kääryleet and that silly dude with a strange haircut that managed to somehow bring us all together.

i love this fandom. thank you once again for joining, and please continue to support Palestine and talk about Palestine. unless e*s*c change their tune SIGNIFICANTLY, i can see this being a yearly event in May ~

spending time with you guys was infinitely x100 more fun than that stupid show and their stupid decisions 💖💚💖💚

[queen0fm0nsterz]

Lady and Six arts... you know what this means... third chapter is out, get in the van