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Smut writers who keep true to Alastor's sex-repulsed asexuality but put him through the struggle of being horny asf are the real MVPs
They're so real for that (o´ω`)ノ+・。*
#'cause 'ew people'. and 'ew bodies' = why must i be cursed with hormones and genitals. -5 stars fuck this bullshit#also:#if i must suffer im gonna make you suffer too. and youre gonna LIKE IT. enough for the both of us.#or else :D#alastor#alastor x reader#alastor headcanons#asexual alastor#hazbin hotel#ace alastor#smut writing
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Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD
#lmk season 5 spoilers#lmk spoilers#lmk season 5#lego monkie kid#lmk#macaque#liu'er mihou#six eared macaque#sun wukong#monkey king#qi xiaotian#mk#li jing#anyone else find it interesting that in english the 'macaque' part of his name comes first#but in chinese the 'six-ears' part comes first? so the way he's called by name in the different dubs has slightly different vibes#i can't quantify 'em tho :/ am not a vibeologist#Macaque was this season's biggest GOAT#like he's very petty about it but he cares about mk and swk SO. MUCH.#(well ok the petty is mostly aimed at swk)#which: fair#POV: everything is going to shit and you are currently the only celestial monkey NOT being re-traumatized or gaslight by celestial beings#macaque's gonna start rolling up to beach parties with a shirt that says:#I Saved The Monkey King's Arse Several Times And All I Got Was An Almost-Hand-Holding-Moment And This Stupid Shirt#MK NOOOOOOOOO#im a fucking wreck that's their KID. he's their BOY. their little BRO HE'S THEIR KID OKAY AND THEY LOVE HIM ENOUGH TO FISTFIGHT THE GODS#which i guess is a little easier since they can win those fights actually#not explicitly shadowpeach#but oh it is there. lurking. waiting to strike#lion king reference! :D
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it’s that time of year again
#projecting my academic woes onto RDT what else is new#finals week or my final week#one piece#one piece fanart#romance dawn#romance dawn trio#monkey d. luffy#luffy#roronoa zoro#zoro#cat burglar nami#asl brothers#portgas d ace#ace#revolutionary sabo#sabo#my art
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Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.
I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.
So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.
While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol
#cotl#cotl fanart#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl narilamb#narilamb#(not sure if this counts as full on narilamb but hey for the folks who don't wanna see it it's properly tagged)#tbh there's a part of me that doesn't know why I'm posting this cuz. it's so ridiculous and silly and self indulgent and like#it probably only appeals to me specifically but hey. I thought it was funny and maybe someone else will too#also new lambert face!! which i'm super happy with they look really good i think in comparison to my other drawings of them so far#anyways that's enough tag rambles. if you've read this far into the tags then uh. hello!! I hope you recieved good news today :D
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yeah, they're boyfriends
#homestuck#john egbert#dave strider#karkat vantas#davejohn#johndave#johnkat#davekat#johndavekat#pepsicola#cherrypepsicola#shit i dunno what else you would call this pairing#my art#a skele fanart#ill post the d*sgrub stuff next#hi its been a while hi hello#i have been drawing this other time but when it comes to posting it I get#clammy#so i will probably get back to that soon starting with this#huzzah
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IlLogical
Shockwave revealing one of his many creations to overthrow the Autobots.
While everyone assumes Shockwave is being uncharacteristically stupid, Soundwave knows he’s trying to please him.
#Guess the reference#idk I just think it suits Shockwave in the dumbest way possible 😂#Dum art#shockwave#soundwave#megatron#Starscream#shocksound#wavewave#Memes#maccadam#tf#transformers one#Tfo#tfone#tf1#Wave squared without context#Only Soundwave loves Shockwave’s sense of humor#Everyone else would rather evaporate into thin air than put up with his jokes#This is Bad Comedy#D-16#D16
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kiss of the divine
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#ruporas art#i will always love u vol 8… Obviously i was a vw lover even thru stampede alone but i think this chapter#really set it in stone for me 😭 aughhh wolfwood pleading to god and vash answers - that allll transpiring after wolfwood risked his life#to go Save vash in the first place - he fears death twice as much as anyone else. he is all the reason i need to fight#LIKEEEEE 🥲🥲🥲🥲 I drew this because i wanted them to kiss in my fucked up idealized world but truly canon did crazy work#in establishing their undeniable mutual trust and love already
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Actually yeah it’s insane to me how Luffy carries Law around in Dressrosa and Law just. Lets him. Like he could easily struggle out of Luffy’s grip but nope he goes full boneless and allows Luffy to carry him like a sack of potatoes. And this isn’t a brief thing either Luffy literally lugs him around over the course of like 20 episodes and Law’s so quiet that sometimes I forget he’s even there but then I remember and I’m like OH. MY GOD?? He’s STILL draped over Luffy’s arm like a fucking coat. And it’s so fucking funny when I look over and see him with his hood up hanging over Luffy like this
Like. He’s going through it rn. He’s got zero dignity left in him to care
#KFNSNFNSNSNS#There’s smth else to be said about how Luffy’s carrying him while he’s in handcuffs but I’m not going to get into that rn. LMAO#(I understand you Lawlu shippers. I GET it.)#One Piece#Trafalgar Law#Luffy#Monkey D Luffy#Shima speaks
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i love all of ur art but specifically. the way u draw crochet stuff is so detailed and its very cool!!!
Thank you!! ^^
#occudo's art#tma fanart#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#ask#it's mostly granny squares because they look cool#and not because I can hardly crochet anything else :'D
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Eddie tells Wayne everything. They’re very open and honest with each other. Always have been.
Steve, on the other hand, does not talk to his parents unless he absolutely has to. If they asked him what his favorite song was, he’d lie.
So, it’s a bit of a shock when they’re back in Eddie’s bedroom, making out. Things are getting heated and Steve can hear Eddie fumbling one-handed in the drawer of his nightstand right before he mutters, “Shit.”
Steve asks, “What?”
“Nothing,” Eddie says, pulling back a bit. “Just give me a second.”
Steve watches him slide off the bed, throw open the door, and practically shout, “Hey Wayne, do you got any condoms?”
Steve is so mortified that he dissociates for a second and then leaves out the window so he doesn’t have to pass Wayne on the way out.
#Steve can’t fool around knowing that Wayne is in the next room knowing that he’s fooling around#Eddie doesn’t get why that’s a problem now. What else would he think they were doing with the door shut and music turned up#Eddie: Wait…did I accidentally out you? I thought you already told Wayne.#Steve: No! I d- why would I have told Wayne?#Eddie: I don’t know. he already knew we were fooling around when I told him#Steve: Why did you tell him?!#steve harrington#eddie munson#wayne munson#steddie
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not shy aboud PDA here for these two :)
#ten9art#spideypool#deadpool#spiderman#spider-man#peter parker#wade wilson#fanart#i was thinking they were riding the subway first#but knowledge people from the bromantic server said they don't have those dangly bits in there#so.. they're riding something else idk :D#like a bus#imagine a cramped sweaty bus and they're just there#k-i-s-s-i-n-g#smh idiots#<3
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you know i think it would be absolutely hilarious if after some time Percy would get so fed up by Mr. D never calling him by his actual name so Percy would just decide to do the exact same thing to him and start calling him anything but Mr. D/Dionysus
like mr. D would be like "Hey Peter Johnson" and Percy would turn around and with a straight face be like " yes, Dave?" and everyone else is just watching horrified like wtf Percy? do you want to be turned into a cockroach????
or Percy would be talking with someone and be like " Derek told me-"
" who..?"
"you know our camp director? god of wine and all that?"
"......you mean mr. D./Dionysus "
"yeah Dylan...so anyways he told me-"
and then it would become this thing between Percy and Mr. D where they would always try to come up with the most stupid and outrageous wrong names to annoy each other as much as they possibly can
everyone is horrified at Percy and just waiting for Dionysus to smite him but Percy and Mr. D are secretely having a fucking blast
#i meant to post this months ago but i forgot 👍🏻#anyways if you saw someone else already talk about this idea no i'm not copying because i didn't see anyone talk about it#if you did please be my friend cause we both have a galaxy brain <3#percy jackson#mr. d#pjo dionysus#pjo#hoo#percy jackson and the olympians#i'm enjoying the fandom for the last time before the show comes out#and the fandom becomes even more frustrating and toxic than it already is
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Crocodad au where Luffy is trans and Crocodile didnt know abt it
#one piece#monkey d luffy#sir crocodile#moonel.shitpost#this is a shitpost like im not adding anything else to it
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elrond through the ages based on one glorious panel from chapter 95 of Black Butler (hopefully i got that right....). in the context of this sequence, i always thought it was sad to think abt how many people elrond has lost throughout his life alongside how remarkable he is to remain "as kind as summer" still by the time the hobbit rolls around 🥺
i redrew elrond's poses based on ciel's in the original panels BUT i forgot what page exactly the original panel sequence is... however!! if you scroll down to the middle half of this blog post you can find the original reference pic :D warning that it includes heavy spoilers for the black butler manga so u could just alternatively google 'ciel phantomhive running' and it'd probably be one of the first results that pop up haha
#silmarillion#elrond#maglor#maedhros#silm#celebrimbor#annatar#this was fun mostly bc i had another excuse to redesign folks :DDD annatar and tyelpe mostly!!! also cirdan debut???#in the end i went back to a short haired tyelpe.... he's swoler this time however heheh..... hopefully......#i am totally uninspired when it comes to most 3rd age designs... i like PJ's versions too much to try and come up with something else :D#in my defense i cant imagine istari gandalf any other way 😭 my heart belongs to one (1) old geezer !!!#elwing#earendil#elros#gandalf#saruman#thranduil#galadriel#cirdan#ereinion gil galad#celebrian#arwen#glorfindel#erestor#gildor inglorion#I FORGOT ABOUT ELLADAN AND ELROHIR#celeborn#frodo baggins#aragorn#silm art
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fem presenting loki!
#i had such a blast drawing her#if d*sney doesnt have the balls then I shall do it#I love her so much ugh#this is such a long canvas I don't know how else to post this on here#but I hope this works somehow haha#hope you like this!#loki#loki fanart#lokius#lokius fanart#mobius#tom hiddleston#owen wilson#frost giant loki#loki series#my art#fanart#digital art#my loki art
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they're down to their last cigarette so they're sharing✨️✨️
#trigun#trimax#trigun maximum#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#vashwood#raepliica_art#sharing the lung disease🤸🤸#anyway. they're always finding a way to be in each other's space no matter what#ww likes to quietly read the newspapers in the morning#but vash needs the attention like a spoiled cat so he'll try to be a little annoying to ww >:)#at first i wanted to give vash full black hair but it would've shifted this to another tone so i left it half-half..🧍#umm not much else to say other than i blacked out in the middle of it and it was suddenly coloured and done
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