#or dramatic theater guys

[lilacthebooklover]

okay, the summoning rocks. but can we please talk about the "nerdy prudes must die" song itself?? those high notes? "should've joined the smoke club"? "i'm not a loser"??? all of it's so good.

[lunesart]

CHRISTINE AND CHLOE. PAINTING THEIR NAILS TOGETHER. I DO NOT CARE IF YOU YURI IT OR NOT BUT I CARE THEM

give it up for intimate nail polish painting

YURI BLAST

[karda]

movie was pawsome. giggle fest 9000. wolverine is so hot. i need him biblically

[nerevarswritingstuff]

She's so pretty omg-

I'm now also curious with his sibling-

Hehehehhe

THIS is Sun Fengshe, son of Lihua and Liu, art courtesy of @cuddlefishdreams

He has his mama's eyes, the rest of him is the spitting image of his papa

Fun fact: the hat is bladed and 100% a deadly weapon

And yes, he's definitely a mama's boy just like Wukong

[chaos-has-theories]

I FINALLY read The Unwanted Guest yesterday! And by "read" I mean "did a reading", I got to do Ianthe, none if us had read the script beforehand, and we randomly improvised with chairs to follow the scene instructions, it was absolutely glorious.

ANYWAY. I cannot decide what is hotter: Palamedes in his terrible half-burnt suit and the cigarette he doesn't know why he's holding, or Ianthe with her maid/butler routine.

Believe me, no one is more horrified to realize this than me.

[scootersscooter]

engineered weapons of war

Eyebrow buddies :)

[the-lesbian-orpheus]

I love and cherish by edits and stuff of my dramatic high fantasy guys, my minecraft guys, my silly little monsters, my dramatic sci-fi guys, my animated guys

But can we please also normalize making edits and stuff of like regular ass sitcom guys

Like where are the badass edits of Rosa Diaz, the crush edits of Tahani al Jamil, the ship edits of David and Patrick, the comfort edits of Chidi Anagonye

I say this as a person who lives in fantasy and whimsy content

I feel like we deserve both

(Ps I rambled a lot about this in the tags so maybe check them out :3 👀👀👀)

[the-wizards-fandom-library]

Damn back on my bullshit with the Lords in Black But, I have a headcannon that Pokotho would defiently have these large grand "villain" songs about himself about how much "fun" his apotheosis is and how he's much better than the others. Mans having a whole big musical number about how his influence will conquer the world with the hive being the ensemble basically doing the same telling him how great of a god he is. Probably would also diss his brothers and Webby in his song as well calling them names and roasting them. Especially Wiggly

Smol headcannon that him and Wiggly have an intense brotherly rivalry

[crunchycrystals]

fall guy brain rot time !!!!!!! i was wondering why i enjoyed this more than free guy despite me thinking objectively free guy's plot has less holes in it so i do consider the plot objectively better, but then i realized like fall guy just feels so much more sincere to me. every aspect of it is coated in this love for film and tv making and the medium as a whole

[nachtsoklein]

thinkin bout how second-nature performance & showing his best side are to kurt,,,, even if off the circus grounds his appearance was a target for vitriol, even if in the craning space of the tent nobody got a decent look at his face because of distance or constant movement, he still kept his fur clean & trimmed, took care that his hair never neither poofed with dryness nor lay flat with grease, was hyper-aware of how his expressions would read from both closer & further away, hyper-aware of how his body moved, where he placed his arms & legs, hands & feet, how he bent his joints & tail, not even to mention perfecting unlabored speech while flipping & swinging...

thinking how none of that really goes away. there's very few times in his life that kurt's stopped paying attention to how he is visually perceived & all of them have been at his lowest points, when either he hasn't wished to be so actively perceived or has not had the stress-free energy to spare for his more superficial routines & literal posturing.

there is some vanity to the care placed in his appearance, he knows he's handsome, has deconstructed his face in reflections enough to feel for objective fact that were his face not covered in fur & his ears not pointed & his eyes more plain & his features not so eternally shrouded in unnatural shadow, it would match what he considered standardly attractive, & he takes pride in his physique as the result of decades of training in both the aesthetic & strength sense. part of it is just that performance in any shape is a large chunk of who kurt is, quips & dramatic poses & general theatricality n all. all the world's a stage, & kurt is often glad to play a spectacle.

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

🌹🌹🌹🌹

Aaaaaah thank you so much :D

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Tommy blinks, almost startles. Wilbur wonders when that started happening; Tommy jumping like that, whenever Wilbur spoke. It didn't used to happen. It never used to happen. 

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"Oh, it's- it's good." Tommy clears his throat, taking another sip of his milkshake, sucking it through the straw. Vanilla. "Thick, though. Like the heart of Dwayne The Rock Johnson."

Wilbur huffs through his nose, tapping his index against his own red straw, plunged into his own milkshake. Peanut butter. 

~~~

Wilbur runs until the smell of cigarette smoke goes away and then he keeps running. He runs over the sidewalk and over driveways and over weeds growing in cracks, and he keeps laughing and smiling even though all the running is making it hard to breathe. 

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"That's what you said twenty minutes ago, Wil! Twenty minutes ago!" Tommy leaps up, jamming a hand towards Wilbur's face. "That's twenty of these fingers! More than that, if you don't count the thumbs, which only a sick person would do! Thumbs are totally fingers, even if they look weird and unnerving."

[luckystrike-x]

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[lunesart]

Chloe and Christine dressed as madoka and homura doesn't have to be AU related just want them in the silly outfits

they make me crazy brother

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[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

i made the comic but krita's not working with me :(

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

AU where Jason comes back to Gotham and begins his plan to confront Batman and all that. Except after only like a week the Joker gets hit by a bus and then shot by a little old lady with a shotgun and dies.

Jason’s plan is now in shambles because the dramatic climax of his plan is no longer possible. But that’s fine. He’ll think of some other suitable alternative. Granted, it’s not quite the same if he uses some other villain. Making Batman choose doesn’t mean nearly as much when it’s not about the person who killed him.

And really, is he going to try and get Batman to kill Black Mask or something? Scarecrow? Red Hood is competent; he could do it himself so why bother.

So Jason lays low continues to build his criminal empire with astounding speed and efficiency. If only he could think of a good way to announce his return. Nothing he can think of is dramatic enough.

Meanwhile, the Bats are freaking out because who is this guy that’s taken over half of the Gotham underworld in like a month? He’s obviously trained, but they just can’t seem to get any information on who he is or where he came from. It is beyond frustrating.

After a few months Jason is frustrated that he just can’t seem to find any dramatic good way of making Batman prove himself. It has to be something big! Something magnificent!

During his weekly chat with Talia he complains about his problems and she suggests he come back for a visit. He argues that he can’t just leave, but she says if he has competent enough lieutenants it’d be fine. He spends the next three weeks making sure that everything will be fine if he leaves for a week. He will not have all of his hard work falling apart and going to waste due to incompetence. Absolutely not.

So then once his lieutenants are sufficiently prepared (and the rest of Gotham’s criminal element sufficiently cowed), he heads to Nanda Parbat, only to find Ra’s on the phone with Bruce, who is demanding to know if the Red Hood has any affiliation with the league.

Oh. Oh. He can give them affiliation.

A new plan begins to form.

He’s going to be the most affiliated he can be. Jason immediately goes to Talia with his newest plan: Overthrow Ra’s and takeover the league. Talia whips out her forty step outline for overthrowing Ra’s and tells Jason she’s so proud of him.

Jason has a new goal now, so he gets to work. He checks on things in Gotham, but everything seems to be fine and there haven’t been any unplanned explosions so it should be fine if he stays here for a bit.

Taking over Gotham really was good practice, as it turns out. Thanks to Talia’s plans and previous foundational efforts the takeover happens in no time.

Meanwhile the bats are still freaking out. Red Hood hasn’t been seen in three weeks, he may or may not have league of assassins connections, and even in his absence his goons seem to be managing things competently.

Back in Nanda Parbat, Jason and Talia finish their takeover. And now, finally, he’s ready to confront Batman.

He arrives in Gotham as the new head of the league. His arrival is loud, elaborate, and dramatic enough to fulfill his inner theater kid’s dreams.

Batman is speechless. And not his usual grunts instead of words, but actual surprised speechless. Jason is alive?!?!?!?

Jason was not expecting all the tears. And hugs. And mother henning. Goodness gracious, this was not part of the plan.

Bruce is obviously struggling with Jason’s revelation that he took over the league, but the newest little birdie seems almost relieved at that(?) and Dick and Alfred both seem strangely proud. Whatever. Even Bruce seems to be at least mostly ignoring that for now.

Then someone asks him if he knows Red Hood. Jason blinks. Says that yeah, he knows Red Hood. Everyone seems to ease at that. One mystery solved. Jason quickly realizes that most of them have no idea he is Red Hood. Cass seems to be the only exception but also appears amused and willing enough to not mention it.

Dramatic appearance complete, Jason now has a new goal: see how long he can keep the bats (minus Cass and potentially Alfred) in the dark about his crime boss identity.

He will bribe Cass as much as it takes to keep her on board with the causing chaos plan, but she seems eager enough. Favorite sibling status definitely unlocked. (The whole killing thing is fought over at great length and a truce of sorts is eventually made)

David Cain is never heard from again.

Damian shows up at some point.

At least one league member has suddenly found themselves as an HR rep for Gotham criminals? They’re still not quite sure how that happened.