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*In my best Jeffery [Class of 09] impression*
This is true..!
#OUGHHH#SAVE ME MR FIRST LT.#I DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME#IM SO OBSESSED WITH HIM#Typewriter who is doomed to forever being attracted to the unnamed character with little screen time#I’m sorrrryyyy but he’s soooo..#i want him carnally#spy x family#sss lieutenant#or captain whatever#neri’s fandom stuff
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the inside of my sick and twisted mind
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Ghostshipping
#I ship whatever’s funniest at the moment#but yk ghostsoap endgame#with roach maybe#call of duty#ghost babygirl#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#gary roach sanderson#kyle gaz garrick#captain john price#cod ghost#cod soap#cod gaz#cod roach#mace cod#captain price#call of duty modern warfare#cod mw2#ghostsoap#soapghost#ghostroach#maceghost#ghostgaz#ghostprice#priceghost#gazghost
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happy 57th anniversary to spock and kirk writhing in the sand
#historic moment#i drew this months ago but i guess now is the perfect time to put it out there since it’s just been gathering dust in my files#star trek#star trek tos#amok time#spirk#kirk/spock#spock#mr spock#james t kirk#captain kirk#k/s#some of the tangents are really awful but i am absolutely not fixing them lmao its whatever
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Is this anything ?
#elden ring#sote#shadow of the erdtree#shadow of the erdtree spoilers#sote spoilers#moby dick#moby dick spoilers#its almost 200 years old but you never know#captain ahab#drake knight igon#shitpost#igon is a required summon for the bayle fight for me#i dont care if you're doing a challenge run or no summons or whatever#that man's performance is like 50% of the enjoyment for me#its just not the same if i dont get to hear “CURSE YOU BAAAYYYLE” as im getting pummeled against the fog door
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the zoro-being-good-at-math-while-luffy-barely-knows-what-two-plus-two-equals-to trope is actually canon yall
#zolu#one piece#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#zoro is good at math#luffy is luffy#also like can we talk about how zoro just accepts whatever luffy says to him like???#dude be fr you just calculated it for him#he just believes whatever his captain says at this point#luffy could be like : the sun is actually green and zoro would believe him bye#anyway your honor they are in love#zoro loves his captain
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Always eager to help ya, Sergeant!
#whatever you say pretty boy#hehe#gummmyart#doodle#kyle gaz garrick#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#captain john price#task force 141#tf141#small hint to#poly 141#call of duty
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Cody surrounded by family and the people he loves, because that is what he deserves
#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#clone trooper jesse#captain rex#clone trooper boil#clone trooper waxer#arc trooper fives#arc trooper echo#coday#cody day 2224#cody my beloved#codywan#cody deserves all the happiness he can get and I think he's the happiest when he's with his family#so here you have a nice time to chill by the beach after a joint mission with 501st#I will learn to design better clothes at some point I promise :'D#these are so stupid#but I didn't want to spend overly long with this one and the multiple characters already gave me a headache hahaha#I love them all so much#fives you'll regret whatever you're going to do#though Anakin's totally there for it#my arts
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jim being canonically the shortest one of the triumvirate is genuinely so important to me lmao, like yesssssss, let that beefy babe be shorter than both his boyfriends!!!!
#james t kirk#star trek#star trek tos#st:tos#it's me and i against the tide of ppl shrinking bones lmaooo. which is fine obviously whatever makes ppl happy - go forth & shrink the doc!#but jim canonically being the shortest.......i love it so much.......he absolutely lowkey has a chip on his shoulder about it.......#he is SO beefy and strong and can haul both his boyfriends around!!!! but it doesn't change the fact that he's shorter <33333333#it's only like an inch difference between him and bones but jim hates it!!! and also pretends he doesn't hate it <3333#jim kirk my beloved!!!!!!!!!!!#there's some casual comment made about it and then *six hours* later jim is like 'AND FOR THE RECORD I AM *BARELY* SHORTER THAN YOU'#and bones is just '............what? where is this coming from???? and jim's like 'THAT REMARK THE PRIESTESS MADE SIX HOURS AGO'#and bones is just '..........when we're no longer in the middle of a firefight we should probably talk about this and why you're so upset'#'in the meantime though can we please get out of this firefight because i don't wanna die'#spock; SUPER helpfully: and as the doctor is taller than you captain he does make a more visible target#bones; scrubbing his hand across his face: SPOCK YOU'RE NOT HELPING#spock: .....i did not realize you expected me to#mcspirk
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you guys like this right
#cherry.png#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing#i wanted to take another crack at a rehabilitation design for him#i wanna think that the only reason his left eye survived is that he might have instinctively blocked his face with his arms upon impact#so his left is a tiny bit less cooked to perfection than his right#well done vs medium#his lips are reconstructed from whatever skin they could salvage from his back#eyelid doesn't close all the way for the same reason#bro is a frequent user of eyedrops#think whatever you want abt his hair i couldnt just leave my man bald
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mmmmmsomething somthing aftercare with the 141...
Price is classic. rolls you over, gentle swipes over your bambi legs. peppers kisses on the bruises he left, and relishes the giggle it brings out of you, the scruff of his beard ghosting over tender flesh. whispers praises and sweet nothings before he brings himself up to grab a cloth, cleaning the mess between your thighs, occasionally looking up to see the twist of your brows as he wipes spend off your spongey, sensitive cunt. if you aren't supposed to be anywhere (and frankly, even if you are), he'll pull you into the bow of his chest, hand firm over your ribs, feeling the slow of your heart under his palm. cute little thing.
Gaz is attentive. kisses your sweaty neck, pulling you up from your hips as you both fall into the plush pillows. thumbs trace a circle around your shoulder as you swap somethings and nothings. catching breath before you both clean up, helping each other change into your pj sets (matching, obviously). his favorite bit, though, is pulling you between his thighs as you rest on his chest, fiddling or braiding your hair as you sweep in and out of consciousness. loves to listen to you talk until your cant anymore. eventually you'll fall asleep, and he'll rub the tenseness out of your shoulders before rolling you both over and hitting the lights.
Soap is prepared. it surprises you a bit the first time, but its slowly begins to make sense. nightstand is always packed with snacks for afterwords, waters on the table and he's got a small cupboard with plan b. kisses you silly, cracks a couple of jokes and enjoys that despite your exhaustion, you entertain him with a couple of giggles. likes when you lay on top of his stomach, skin to skin, watching the rise and fall of your back as you slumber, a twitch of pride fluttering in his gut that he tired you out this much. probably doesn't clean you up until you shower- enjoys the sight of spend between your sticky legs.
Simon is careful. If you're not already asleep, you are close to it, body shivering under reflex, spasms of your umpteenth orgasm enough to render you unmoving. that's okay, simon's got you. pulls your hips up so he can clean you up, tapping your hip when you flinch under his fingers. sit still. pulls your lips apart to force water down your throat, swiping the wet off your face with his thumb. pulls your limp body into his chest as he sighs into your hair, kissing the top of your head as you drift away. he’s close behind, and you’re just going to have to wait for this goliath to let you go in the morning, because Christ the grip he has on you could be lethal.
#emptying out my drafts#unsure about this one but whatever#captain john price#johnny soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#captain john price x you#captain john price x reader#johnny soap mctavish x you#johnny soap mctavish x reader#simon ghost riley x you#simon ghost riley x reader#kyle gaz garrick x you#kyle gaz garrick x reader#spurbleu✴︎‧︎⁎︎drabbles
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not divulging my thoughts on star trek (2009) rn. but this scene is like a cartoon to me
#technically the first star trek film i ever watched. back in 2009 lmao#i was in the third grade so hardly counts#star trek#star trek aos#jim kirk#james t kirk#captain kirk#aos kirk#star trek aos fanart#star trek 2009#this has been in my drrafts for a month and drawn for like two but. whatever#thougbt maybe id finish the rest of the page. havent yet! maybe later#so if you ever see this guy twice thats why lmao#i have so many wips though so i dunno
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Saw the title of today’s episode, can’t wait to watch my girlfriend get his ass kicked 🥰
#eustass kidd#massacre soldier killer#red haired shanks#hoping for lore about the two of them finally but it’s One Piece so who the hell knows#anyway can’t wait to watch Kid die horribly (affectionate)#I hope he gets defeated and then realizes that the real one piece was the friends he made along the way#and then him and Killer and the rest of the Kid Pirates all frolic off into the sunset#and get to go listen to alt music and murder civilians and eat pasta#and whatever else they like to do#💖together💖 awwwwww#for his own sake I hope Eustass gets power of friendship-ed#it would be good for him#one piece#one piece fanart#my art#eustass kid#eustasscaptainkid#one piece killer#killer one piece#kid one piece#kidd pirates#kidkil#not explicitly or at all if u don’t want it to be. I enjoy them in all flavors and this isn’t inherently meant as romantic at all#but I shall also give the shippers their crumbs cuz I’m also one of you sometimes#kiddkiller#kid x killer#eustass captain kidd#art#one piece 1112#yapping in tags
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It's Tintin Day again! ⚽✨
I know nothing about football but 'twas the season! And as a true Scotsman Haddock has been supporting every team which isn't England. Careful, Tintin!!! 😬
#the adventures of tintin#tintin#captain haddock#josie's art#lord i'm glad the football's over so the men in my household will stop screaming unexpectedly#last night was just jumpscare after jumpscare and i still never understand what's happening on the screen :'V#go on lads in a particular colour uniform! get the ball! hatch it or whatever idk i believe in you!!!#anyway please be gentle with the british; football did NOT come home so we have literally nothing left at this point ; v ;
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being your captain's crybaby...
warnings: degrading, dacryphilia, dub-con/non-con, blowjob, face fucking, afab!f!reader... dark content // dead dove: do not eat.
john price can't stand the sound of crying, the sound of your fearful sobs as he guides your head between his thick, muscular thighs, gripping his hard, girthy cock by the base, holding it firmly and demanding you follow by his orders, for you to open your mouth...
you open your puffy, swollen lips, tears rolling down your cheeks slowly as he begins to sink down your throat. you gag painfully, gurgling as he sinks even further, easing down your strained throat to teach you a lesson for being so disobedient. he grunts hoarsely, already getting frustrated at the sounds of your muffled weeks and pained, agonising cries. the way your cheeks are glistening, your eyes glossy and looking up at him as he presses further down your throat, grumbling out something incoherent whilst keeping a firm grip on your hair, making sure you don't wriggle away from his grasp.
you swallow every inch price has to offer you, easing deeper down your wet, little throat, your puffy lips tightly wrapped around his thick, hard girth. you moan, muffled and stifled by his large dick stuffed into your wet mouth. your cheeks stained with tears, balls pressed against your chin, drool dripping from your swollen lips as you gulp down every droplet of his pearly load.
you feel pathetic; a whiney, little crybaby. being belittled for crying so much, for not living up to your captain's expectations and standards.
a pathetic and worthless soldier... :(
#orla speaks#tw: non con#tw dubious consent#tw: dubcon#tw: noncon#tw: dacryphilia#dead dove fic#dead dove do not eat#tw: dark content#dark cod#i don't like the way i wrote this but whatever :( 🕊️🕊️#captain price#captain john price#john price#price x reader#price call of duty#price cod#mw2 price#john price mw2#price mw3
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The second installment of this comic right here. In which the gang hangs out :) pages under the cut!
#The thing about repetitive panels is that they look easy but I have no process so they are in fact extremely difficult and I hate doing them#But they're IMPORTANT#Those last few panels look like an edgy music video but Im allowing myself to be cheesy. I can do whatever I want forever (sweating)#rayman#ramon#bullfrog captain laserhawk#dolph laserhawk#captain laserhawk#clh#clh fanart#three's aground#three's aground comic#alcohol#smoking#discussion of death#mentions of violence#violence mention#Like I have no idea how to tag tws hope that's ok#*vine noise* *sweeping hand gesture* look at all those tags#art
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