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Twink death
1/10 this is fatphobic but I actually like how old computers looked better, so the boomers got me there
#boomer cartoons#boomer comic#1/10#then/now#fatphobia#boomer commentary on twink death#I saw this on Reddit btw#I think I’m 14 and this is deep?#or boomer humor#check out those subreddits for more hilarious commentary about how everyone uses computers bad now#not like back in the day when everyone used computers good#I do like a fat computer#half the appeal of Star Trek next gen is the chunky technology#I hate that skinny minimalist stuff#I’m dumb and stupid and not tech savvy I’m sure it makes more sense to design them that way or whatever
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#dank memes#funny post#meme#dank#funny#funny pics#silly#funny pictures#dankest memes#humor#baby boomers#Zoomers#millennials
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#2000s nostalgia#2000s aesthetic#2000 goth#gothcore#goth aesthetic#2000s memes#old memes#boomer humor#2000s mall goth#mall goth#2000s internet#2000s web#early internet#early web#ancient internet#webcore#old internet#ducks#baby animals#funny animals#funny shit#2000s blog
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This thread I found on Youtube has me rolling on the floor
#the comment with the caveman sounds especially lmfao#meme about generations#youtube memes#memes#yt comments#youtube comments#youtube#rofl#funny#lmao#hilarious#generation z#generation x#millenials#gen z humor#gen z memes#tumblr fyp#back in my day#jokes#meme#for you page#lol#baby boomers#generation alpha#history#human history#haha#generations#humor
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Source: Ada Elder
#witchcraft#humor#skull#pagan#occult#spells#witch#occultism#witchy#paganism#witches vs patriarchy#prayer#gothic#goth#spellwork#witchblr#dark humor#wicca#boomers#jokes#spooky#creepy#lol#dark#my shitposts
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#haha so silly#mommy issues#mom#funny#trauma#trauma dump#haha#memes#lol#real#humor#cute#mexican#whyyyy#why me#why are you like this#boomer#omg
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When Jaskier's angry or upset, it's always "Don't touch me!" "Get away!" "Hands off!" And then the bard will be gone for hours or days until he calms down.
Now, Geralt understands this kind of reaction. He himself doesn't want to talk to/be around others when he's angry. Much less let anyone touch him. The thing is...Jaskier acting that way never fails to make Geralt feel like shit. Jaskier is usually so affectionate that the sudden cut off is jarring. The first few times it happened, Geralt had been sure that Jaskier was fed up with him and leaving for good.
However, Jaskier always returns. They make amends, and the bard resumes his touchy, affectionate ways.
One day though, they have their worst argument yet. And although he had always come back before, Geralt is certain that this is the time Jaskier will leave forever. If Jaskier walks out that door, Geralt is sure he will never see him again.
So, unthinkingly, Geralt catches the bard's wrist.
Jaskier's eyes widen, panic replaces anger. "Geralt! Let me go! Let me go right now!"
Geralt loosens his grip reflexively in response to Jaskier's panic. Did the bard think the witcher would force him to stay?
He opens his mouth to try to explain.
Only, the world is...spinning? And Geralt's tongue is heavy. And everything is warm. Oh, he feels like he’s going to hurl.
Then, he passes out.
An unknown amount of time later, Geralt wakes. He feels kind of hungover but is otherwise fine. To his relief, Jaskier is sitting at his bedside.
When the bard notices Geralt is awake, he inquires after his health. At Geralt's reassurance that he is fine, Jaskier launched into a tirade about the number of times he had told Geralt "NOT TO TOUCH ME WHEN I’M MAD! AND THAT INCLUDES RIGHT NOW, YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH, YOU BASTARD!!!"
Geralt is a bit confused about how Jaskier being mad and his fainting spell are connected.
Two things are revealed:
1) Jaskier is part fae.
2) Some fae become toxic to touch when they are angry or upset. It is a magical trait, so it fades when the anger does. However, it can still be deadly.
This puts some things into perspective. Like how Jaskier, who seems to feel entitled to his emotions/reactions no matter how inappropriate they may be, is very skilled at cooling his temper. Or how, when he does become angry, he chooses verbal slander over physical violence. Or how when there IS a physical fight Jaskier wraps his hands in cloth and tries to use blunt instruments.
Bonus: Geralt tells all of the witchers not to touch Jaskier when he's mad, and Lambert takes that as a challenge.
I LOVE THIS!!!!!! OH MY GOODDDDDD!!! You take the things we spoke about and add onto it like putting glitter on a macaroni art craft, it's beautiful, It's so beautiful, oh my god! Poor Geralt thought his bard was leaving and poor Jaskier has to watch his stupid idiot Witcher touch him, gAH I love it! I want to read a 5k oneshot about it
#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#the witcher#geralt x dandelion#geralt loves his bard!#witcher fanfiction#fanfiction prompts#writing prompts#established relationship#or#getting together#friends to lovers#requited unrequited love#fae jaskier#nonhuman jaskier#inhuman jaskier#Is this what the kids mean when they talk about toxic old man yaoi??#This is a joke please do not tell me about toxic old man yaoi I know#I KNOW#IT WAS A JOKE CAUSE ONE O FHTEM IS TOXIC TO TOCUH AND HTE OTHER IS LIKE A CENTURY OLD#How old IS geralt again i forgor#everyone says hes usually in his 90s#oldass bitch#*kicks him*#boomer!!!#OH MYG OD THATS WHY HE HATES JASKIER SO MUCH IN THE NETFLIX SHOW#BOOMER HUMOR#HE HATES HIS WIFE#GUYS ITS ALL CONNECTED#*gets shot by the fbi for knowing too much*
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#dank memes#funny post#meme#dank#funny#funny pics#silly#funny pictures#dankest memes#humor#ok boomer
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#happy halloween#don't drink and drive#dad jokes#halloween decorations#spooky season#spooky month#halloween aesthetic#halloweencore#witches#boomer humor#witchcraft#halloween vibes#halloween season#halloween art
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#lost generation#generation#boomer#parents#kids#baby boomers#generation z#economy#millennials#photo#based on twitter#global warming#based on tweet#humor#memes#lol#funny#funny post#tweet#twitter#my post
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THE VIGILANTE WOULD PROBABLY THINK THE "HAWK TUAH" GIRL IS FUNNY
#feel free to hate me for this#explanation; the only people who seem to think hawk tuah is funny are old boomers and middle aged men#the vigilante fits into these categories#i don't think he would have a good sense of humor#pizza tower#the vigilante#shitpost
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