#or any food tbh

[rebar-head]

3am kitchen convene!

[bluerosefox]

Always Favors You

Another Sibling Danny and Jason idea!!

"Are you Jason Peter Todd?!" demanded a deep and commanding tone from the strange glowing being in front of them.

All the Bats stiffened and tensed, no doubt gearing up for a fight against the being that somehow knew Red Hood's full name.

Jason, Red Hood, decided to put on a brave front despite no doubt cursing in his head and wondering how the heck did this thing know his full freaking name.

"Whose asking." he snarled out, his hands twitching for his gun when the huge glowing knight with purple flames coming out of his helmet and cape, who was riding on a nightmare looking horse while they all had been in the cave going over tonight's patrol.

The Knight didn't seemed bothered by his response nor did he even seem to care or flinch when Batman made his own demand on 'Why was he there and who was he' or when Damian unsheathed his sword and pointed it towards him. Instead the strange glowing Knight reached to it side and pulled out... A glowing scroll? Huh. (Also he completely unnerved everyone in the room when the Knight didn't even react when Batman had tossed a Baterang when he reached for his side)

The Knight opened the scroll and spoke clearly with purpose.

"Jason Peter Todd,

You are hereby invited as a special guest of honor to the crowning of our future King of the Infinite Realms.

Daniel Phantom, once Daniel Jackson Fenton, and once Daniel Austen Todd.

Prince of the Infinite Realms, the Keeper of Balance, The Peacekeeping Halfa, the Defeater of the Tyrant King Pariah Dark, The Great One, Youngest of the Ancients, Ancient of Space, The Bridge between Life and Death.

You, the half-brother of our King, have been given the highest of honors for your past actions and will be given housing and food in the Realms and Phantom's Keep, for the week long event. Personal servants and attendants will be at your disposal and a seamstress will be on hand to tailor make your attire for the Coronation.

Signed: Clockwork. Ancient of Time. Watcher of the Infinite Timeline. Kronos. Mentor and Adviser.

PS: I shall have Fright Knight ("Me" the Knight bluntly said for a second) leave this scroll along with a personal one for you from Daniel to read over and once you make up your mind sign the bottom of the scroll.

I do hope in time you will pick the right choice Jason Todd, we of the Infinite Realms would like to reward you for your actions. After all, if you hadn't gotten young Daniel away from your father that night all those years ago, we would never had gained our Prince nor be free from our once Tyrant King.

Ah, one more thing.

The Infinite Realms will always favor you Jason."

Jason felt like he couldn't breath as Fright Knight? Rolled up the scroll, pulled a letter from his side, and held out the two items for him to take.

[yumcorez]

[britcision]

My friends of Dungeon Meshi

I have a gift for you and it is IRL Laios and Senshi

Someone gave this lovely Korean couple a supermarket that will sell them American cheese 100 slices at a time and I just… yeah it’s them

They have also acquired ostrich eggs and on the one hand they are the perfect people to have them and I’m delighted they did but on the other hand it does feel like someone should be trying to stop them

Not succeeding. Just… trying

I now feel a very visceral understanding for Marcille and Chilchuck’s experience because I am watching in mild horror but I would also have no choice but to try it given the chance

Note: if you’re gonna be a chickenshit about unusual ingredients you haven’t eaten before your Laios or Senshi fan card will immediately be revoked I do make the rules

There’s a bunch of fascinating things they’re doing with tripe and organs and things I’ve never eaten and absolutely none of it gives me the visceral urge to run of boiling noodles in American cheese

Also their mayo is in The World’s Worst Squeeze Bottle it looks like tentacles and it gives me inverse ASMR so watch with caution for shit to get weird but none of you are gonna embarrass this fandom by saying something like “oh gross guts”

The channel is called Try To Eat and I’m not gonna lie I have complete faith in their abilities to eat absolutely anything they want to

[inkskinned]

im gonna start a fight; and, at the same time, i need you to take this in the most good-faith way possible, but:

videos that involve body-checking and intentionally (and uncritically) show a mealplan of an unhealthy number of calories are just a revamped version of pro-ana food diaries.

and yeah, i know there's arguments. i address some of them under the cut. but at the end of the day, we're just coming back to romanticizing mental illness; we've just found a better platform for it.

this is already something we've done. we knew it was wrong and tried to stop it. and tbh. it just wasn't enough.

there are people who argue "well, what if you have an eating disorder, you can't help it if you don't eat!" except that as someone with an ED; we are not infants. we know what we're doing. part of having an ED is that you are like, maybe too self-aware. even if we can't help our own food choices, we don't need to fucking romanticize the disorder - something we've been warning you about since 2013. there are hours of setup, filming, and editing that go into these videos. they do not happen to fall into place randomly. there is a reason they are pieced together to be beautiful, bright, inspiring.

there's this woman who pretty much only posts daily plans under a normal amount of calories, and everyone defends her saying but it's better than nothing! and i'm like. except she opens those with images of her showing off her body and provides no context in the video or caption that suggests that she believes what she's doing is unhealthy. she has hundreds of thousands of followers on a platform designed for young kids and teens. i refuse to believe that by accident her content just happens to be cheery advice on "healthy" versions of starving.

for any other symptom of mental illness, we would be incredibly enraged by this kind of placid acceptance of a "tips and tricks" fast-start guide. imagine if people posted pink & pretty videos saying "best places to cut yourself" as if it was a fucking storytime. we, as a society, are so fucking fatphobic that we would rather accept blatantly harmful displays of self harm than admit that we are obsessed with a hyper-thin body type.

i am not suggesting someone never talks about their disorder. i talk about mine. actually, it's a plot point in my book.

here's the difference: i recognize it's a fucking mental illness. i am very careful to never mention a specific weight, eating pattern, or calorie plan. i always make sure to position it as something that ruined my fucking life. i do not put cheery music in the background and hearts and sparkles over my worst moments. i do not film it in bright light. i do not start each passage with an image of a thin body followed by "here's how to look like her."

eating disorders should not be framed as aspirational. and the problem is that society worships the "after" image, so long as you don't get too sick. there is a reason so many people who quit being "influencers" will later admit - i wasn't eating well that whole time; an obsession with food was completely destroying my life.

we let any uncredited, uncertified person write the most backwards, fucked up shit about how to get the body you desire! because the underlying, secret belief is: well, at least they're thin! and the real thing that fucking gets me each time - they make fucking money off of it. their irresponsibility and societal harm literally pays off for them.

"why do you care so much." "don't like it don't look." "so what if people experiment with new ways of thinking of food?"

thank you for asking. we're about to get extremely personal. it's because when i was 18 i discovered "thinspiration"/"thinspo." and it absolutely influenced, shaped, and codified my pre-existing eating disorder. i went from having some troubling habits and traits to being incredibly unwell within what felt like a matter of days. there were actual pages designed to train me on how to have an ED correctly. it was all so suddenly easy. i was sick; and the nature of the illness meant - i wanted to be sicker.

it takes an average of 7 years for a person to fully recover. i know this personally - even now, 10 years from the worst of it, i still fucking struggle. i am so much happier now and i eat what i want and i literally don't think about food at all (19 year old me would shudder) and yet - i still fucking know the calories of plain toast with butter.

an eating disorder is one of the deadliest types of mental illness. over 1 in 4 people with an ED will attempt suicide.

and i'm sorry. i just do not see the exchange rate of "high rate of engagement" versus "the value of a human life."

[nightmarearian]

blood dripped from Poseidon's mouth, red.

red.

the day they overthrew Kronos, child-eater (stomach acid crawling around them, after maw of teeth grazing his small, child body), his golden ichor bled red.

god blood, degraded into a mortal's.

the day Typhon, father of monsters (as big as their father was, as big as the Titans with sharp claws and teeth) ripped out Zeus' tendons, his blood was red.

Poseidon, god of the tides, son of Kronos, looked up at the dark shape stood above him, his own golden trident in his hand, the teeth like prongs drenched in red.

Odysseus is a mortal. was a human.

sharp webbed ears spread out on the side of their head, scales grew around their neck and arms, shining like a coral reef, illuminated by their growing red eyes, that were shrunken to slits.

Odysseus' teeth glinted in the lightning, showing their unnaturally sharp point.

monster.

[hinamie]

I just noticed the design on the engagement necklace, are those the two fish from the first ending of s2??!!!

tbh when i was designing it i did consider incorporating the classic stsg beta fish but i couldn't help but feel like fish and yin-yang imagery r a bit overused in atla,, so I did smth a lil different ! they're dragonflies :)

[rosemaryreality]

Guys I'm crying why does the official translation make it sound like Megumi wants to live that housewife lifestyle

[dandyghest]

okey dokey, a couple people showed interest in this so here is one of the recipes i've been making while poor and fatigued: i call it "ginger bacon ramen" but it's not actually ramen LOL

i make everything single-serving so adjust my directions as needed!

time needed: approximately 10-15 mins, you could probably do this even faster if you're using multiple hotplates/stove elements. most of the time is spent waiting for things to boil or cook so you can sit for most of it!

ingredients: one egg (or 2), bacon (2 slices, more or less), instant noodle package (i usually use Mr Noodles beef flavour just bc its whats available and least expensive but do whatever u want), ginger (root or powder, either works just fine), garlic (I usually use a jar of minced garlic you can buy in the store but you can also cut up your own garlic if you're cool like that) optional: soy sauce, sesame seeds, sesame oil, spinach, bell pepper, whatever else you'd want to add

other supplies: one pot, one pan, one hotplate of some kind, water, a heat-safe surface that is not your hotplate for placing your pot/pan onto (and a peeler + grater for ginger root if you're using root rather than powder) (and a knife and cutting board if you're mincing your own garlic)

directions (for ONE hotplate. if you have a stove then read it over and combine some of the steps since you're fancy and have multiple stovetop elements to use LOL) (I am adding a lot of detail in case people are not very familiar with kitchens or certain cooking instructions):

Cook bacon on the pan (fry on medium heat, flipping the piece(s) over with a spatula often so it cooks evenly and doesn't burn). Set pan with bacon aside for now. (I like to open the instant noodle package while the bacon is cooking so that I have it ready for the next step. Set aside the flavour packet as we will be using that unless you don't want to lol)

Use your pot to boil noodles according to directions on package. This usually takes a couple mins for the pot to boil and then a minute or two for the noodles to cook. Drain noodles (I just hold the pot lid over the top of the pot with a tiny crack/opening at the bottom edge for water to drain into the sink), and then flop the noodles into the pan with the bacon.

Now use the pot to boil your egg to your liking (how I do it: put egg in pot, fill with water until water covers egg, put pot on hotplate to boil, let the egg boil for a minute or two and then turn the heat off but keep the lid on the pot so it'll keep cooking for a bit more). Set pot to the side and bring your pan back into action. (If you are using ginger root then peel it while egg is cooking so it's ready to grate in next step. If you're using garlic cloves, make sure you peel and mince the garlic before you start the next step.)

(READ NEXT STEP BEFORE STARTING THIS ONE) With the pan back on the stove, you can either keep your cooked bacon in the pan or set it into your bowl that you'll be eating out of, whatever feels right to you. Fry the noodles in the bacon grease for a bit (medium heat), adding sesame oil if there isn't enough bacon grease in the pan.

Add in the garlic and ginger and a bit of the flavour packet as you fry up the noodles in the pan (toasted sesame seeds are also a fun option, and I've even added some diced bell pepper to the pan before! go crazy go stupid with it). How much do you add of everything? As much as you'd like, according to your own tastes! I usually add ... maybe a teaspoon or two of minced garlic, about half the flavour packet, and then a half a teaspoon or a whole teaspoon of ginger depending on if I'm using root or powder (use more powder than root) - I never measure this so I don't actually know the measurements and these are my rough estimates LOL. You can also add in a bit of soy sauce if you want but it's already pretty salty, even for a salt fiend (<- has POTS) like me.

Once you feel like everything is fried to your liking (this takes usually only a minute or two in my experience), transfer everything in the pan into your eating bowl.

Drain the pot with the hardboiled egg and peel the egg, then add that to your eating bowl as well.

You're done! Hurray!

[girlivealwaysbean]

it's not sinking in that today might be the last day in my house and town for many months to come

[jewishregulus]

do you think regulus would like passover popovers

i think he would willingly consume them for the duration of passover but ….. no he would not like them …….. i think the jewish marauders era freak who enjoys them is prolly remus . and i think sirius would rather die than consume one . lily just doesn’t make em

[afoxysunny]

When you draw a lot of animals, eventually you're gonna think of dogs. We heard of one kind of dog in Crown of Candy canon: the Hot Hound

Based on the idea that it's a weiner dog in a hot dog bun we (my twin and I) decided that all dogs are just wild mixes of kingdoms just like most food is. For lore reasons behind it we said they got cross breed to achieve certain traits in the domestic dogs more easily

So now finally, without further ado, please welcome all these good boys and girls

As you can see our one canon candidate is also represented. And for your convenience (if you're as bad with dog breeds as I am) I wrote the breed and the food next to each doggy plus their punny new names

[thermodynamic-comedian]

lena kelley cannot cook OR bake. at all. i know this in my heart. but she tries her very best

[dollypopup]

like. . .are any other Polin fans out there that do not give a singular flying fuck about Debling? we should form a club lol because from the very bottom of my heart and with my whole chest: I could not care less about him. Not sorry, I'm tuning into S3 for Pen and Colin and Pen and Colin alone

[yellllowstar]

slowly I'm recovering the beauty of discovery

(creature by half•alive)

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[maximura]