#or a mouth 🤗

[wherenymphsroam]

hello yes leon kennedy sir ur balls look heavy do you need a hand

[zigcarnivorous]

By happenstance I found the post of rin. And this little bitch who must be referring to themsxelf

Hi honey @yuriopiaofdeath shitty name, I ll call you oh-pie-ugh

@yuritopiaofdeath

speak for yourself

[mistress-riddle]

hit em up being released in summer time 1996 is actually perfect for mr. crash out, mad, sassy, traumatised harry potter, his ass should and will be jamming out to that song

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

the way it only takes two minutes to prove how blatantly false this is. i repeat, LEAVE HIM ALONE.

oh and a bonus

point and laugh everyone

[partoftheairforce]

this is literally my boyfie like idk what you mean

[flowerysubmissive]

Ever had a gangbang?

Unfortunately no 🥲! But good lordy lord do I want to someday. I’ve always wanted a partner to like surprise me with one for a birthday or for our anniversary and just arrange everything. Pick all the guys, they’s and gals that they know we’d both be super into and we could like make it a competition to out slut the other.

[avatardoggo]

sooo i gave FG his birthday present 😭🫣🥹

[akkivee]

bat’s signature thoughts except i’m just spitting straight bs lmao

📿:

compared to his team’s pen calligraphy influences, kuukou picked up a marker and went to town lol

his brush calligraphy experience jumped out tho on those ‘h’ and ‘k’ very bold strokes

kuukou’s ‘u’ is actually derived from ‘प’ which is a sanskrit character found in the sanskrit version of his last name so kuukou’s multilingual with like hindi and/or pali

the six arrows on kuukou’s are symbols of the six perfections, core traits an enlightened person must have

🌙:

the extra dashes jyushi adds to his letters, like the ‘o’s for example, are similar to the dashes in the bb logo jyushi is now the newest bb member

the way jyushi writes his ‘a’s look like a tail with a hook, so a devil’s tail, devil’s flower release confirmed

the strokes above the jyushi’s j actually symbolise amanda, those lines combined with the ‘j’ make up an umbrella shape and it’s not jyushi providing shelter from this storm this rain as his microphone symbolises, it’s just amanda who is also on his umbrella lmao

⚖️:

his pen calligraphy with old english influences says that with his juvenile interest in magic and black and white striped socks, hitoya was witchcore as a teen

he underlined the guni on his last name, the kanji that means nation, so he’s putting on emphasis that this is for the nation guys lol

he dotted his ‘i’s like diamonds so like, diamond eyes hitoya’s eye colour confirmed

or that he’s either a deftones fan or a shinedown fan. or both lol!!!!!!!!

[iheartmoons]

oh god i’m so glad sailor song is about lesbians

[mugiwara-lucy]

Okay but the way Jamie went for Brooke 🥺🥹

[swordmaid]

my hc for shri'iia is that she hasn't been to the surface before, nor has she had a lot of chances to explore the underdark outside of menzoberranzan so throughout the entirety of act 1 she's spongebob caveman meme. she has not seen the sky before, or the sun, and it's very clearly overwhelming her. but she's trying to pass off as a local! but when that doesn't work, she will relent and say that she is a bodyguard for a merchant drow (another lie) who was going to go to the surface but she was kidnapped. but then you see her sneak off at night, trying to familiarize herself with the layout of the forest, or what surface trees feel like, and even tasting surface food so when they come across that later in the day she won't be surprised

[lucian-evander]

Yes or no questions let’s gooo (I’m bored and I think you’re awake, are you?)

Do you like the sea? Or the ocean, still counts

Is coffee your favorite beverage?

Do you like dark colours? (Like dark green, dark purple, burgundy…)

Do you speak a language other than english and french?

And then I don’t have anymore ideas sorry

Do you like the sea? Or the ocean, still counts

Yes

Is coffee your favorite beverage?

No

Do you like dark colours? (Like dark green, dark purple, burgundy…)

YES

Do you speak a language other than english and french?

No

[torjj]

okay now i kinda regret sharing that interview 😭 did not intend to indirectly contribute in anyway to that entire nc/no scene/censorship discourse. like my first impression with that interview was solely that wow so lux wanted a propaganda/psa-filled series from a bl source material. i see the social purpose it was created for hmm... it's spiraled into... 🥲

[flowerysubmissive]

Ughhh I’m so unbelievably horny today and I have work in an hour 😫 not enough time to get off and get ready.

That just means I need y’all to send dirty questions and fantasies in my ask box for me to read so that I’m hot and bothered all day long~<3

[roseverdict]

once again thinking abt that time ages ago when i was scrolling and found something funny and stifled a laugh so hard i got my drink up my nose. so i reblogged and said *snorts tea* and somebody immediately started just absolutely tearing into me and mocking me on their own blog. like. "oh of course [they're] like this [he]'s a white girl lmfaooooo" (pronouns adjusted bc i have since cracked my gender egg)

meanwhile i still had brisk tea dribbling from my nose (ow) and had never once heard of "tea" as the slang term for gossip/dirt/whatever until long after this incident. so i was just extremely befuddled and annoyed by the whole thing.

i don't even remember what the original post was about or the url of the person who did that. and i have no way of finding it on this accursed broken-search webbed sight. and honestly i don't want to go out of my way to try and remember. leave the blame in the past. but i hope they've grown out of ripping apart random children on the internet like the cliquish coworkers i had at a plus-size clothing store who were mortified that my *furtive glances in either direction* *hisses* cellulite *normal voice* was showing through my leggings one time.

like.

what's the idea behind trying to look skinnier than you are when you work at a plus-size clothing store? people are gonna exist in all sizes, why not be evidence that even the ones who aren't stick-thin supermodels can be confident in their fatness?

what's the point of trying to make a laughingstock of a kid who'd been kept away from internet culture against their will and hadn't immediately groked on to Everything? do you have hobbies beyond emulating Mean Girls

[celorangeine]

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Happy fucking birthday you penis @celorangeine