#or a ‘you dumb bitch’

[foundress0fnothing]

I feel like my advisor shouldn’t be allowed to email me a “we need to meet next week to talk about your chapter” without giving any indication about what he thought about said chapter

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fyi if you're trying to use the fact that that rancid ass muskrat cunt is autistic to be like "oh he didn't know what he did was wrong" about the fact that he threw up a fucking nazi salute then you are one of the stupidest fucking cunts to walk the earth and since we're in a housing crisis you should start offering the massive amount of empty fucking space in your skull for rent

(signed, an autistic person)

[enigmaticpink]

I think we should take gothic horror away from people until they earn it back

[prlssprfctn]

Batboys, who finally got Jason to agree to join them in their Farm Weekends at Kents, and who beforehand warned Kon and Jon that, well, Jason can be a little flippant, but it nothing personal, only to find out that Jason has an awful, tooth-rotting soft spot for Supers.

Kon, sighing: Okay, Jon, remember, this guy is probably like Damian but older and worse... On the other side, you probably would like that, but just in case if he makes you cry, call me. I'll deal with him. Jon, giggling: Don't worry, Kon. Jason, appearing on the doorsteps: Hey, little ones. I wasn't sure what people usually bring as a gift when they are staying at someone, so I bought the bunch of sweets for ya. You don't mind, do you? Kon: L-little ones? Jon: SWEETS!

Batboys are flabbergasted. Jason never acts like this with them, so what the actual fuck. Tim checks on Jason's temperature, like, three times in the row, and gets his hand smacked. Damian stares at Jason, trying to figure out if the Pit madness had returned in a different light. They have no explanation for this.

Kon: Dude, you said that he was meanie. Tim: He IS. Usually. Kon: I don't know, man... He lets Jon sit on his shoulders and piggybacked me this morning. That's not really mean to me. Tim: WELL. HE NEVER DOES THIS WITH US. Kon: Maybe he just doesn't like you that much. Tim: SHUT UP.

Jason, helping to Lois with some chores: So, I need some help in stalls. Pretty boy, come and help me. Kon: (keeps standing cluelessly) Jason: (glares at him, confused) Kon: Oh! I am pretty boy? Jason: Yeah? Chop-chop, come on. Tim, muttering: All I get is Timbers. And Timberline. And Timmers.

Jason, cooing on Jon: Aw-w, here goes my itty bitty tiny- Damian: (growls) Tim: Somebody sedate me. Kon, twirling around in new leather jacket that he stole from Jason: Yeah, we are his new siblings at this point.

Dick: I am. SO. Happy. That. Little. Wing. Finally. Can. Unleash his. True. Cringey brother. Personality. Tim, concerned: Is that kryptonite in your hands? Dick: No. No. Don't get me wrong. I am very happy. I had waited for this day for years, even. Well. I expected ME to be his itty bitty tiny weenie. But. That's fine. I am fine. Damian: I'll fetch father... Tim: Yeah. Please.

[ma-lis03]

My reaction to Alicent realizing she misunderstood Viserys

[ophelieverse]

Aegon asking Ser Criston where tf he was when his son was being killed:

“you dumb fucking bitch i’m going to fuck you up”

[pwnyta]

I just love that when they were separated they missed each other so much they created little art pieces of the other.

Both styles fit them so much too.

Robotnik gets a little manic and carves up a rock with added moss beard like a weirdo to talk to and use like he does with Stone. Stone gets depressed and creates like delicate latte art that only he appreciates like the way hes the only one who really loves Ivo.

Reunited~

[stargazerken]

i’m literally on the brink and this is the only thing keeping me sane.

[koroart]

Canon didn’t let them meet because they’d be pulling shit like this

[onenicebugperday]

hey, this might be a weird one idk. im very terrified of the idea of tapeworms but i would still like to respect them as insects.

can you give some fun facts about some of the benefits that they provide to an ecosystem?

Well, for starters, tapeworms aren't insects. In fact they're not even in the same phylum as insects and arachnids - they're not arthropods. So they're not really something I know a whole lot about. But I think we can consider them bugs! Especially since I've posted other flatworms before.

As I said in the answer to someone else's question about ticks today, no organism is in an ecosystem to serve a purpose or to benefit it. They're there to survive and reproduce and keep their own species going. But tapeworms are parasites, and parasites do often play an important role in population control for their hosts and nutrient dispersal in an ecosystem.

They're doing what they're doing to survive, and they can't help it that they're harming their host in the process. And they definitely don't know that their life cycle is kinda gross :P

[regulationhottie7905]

older ronance is so beautiful bc you just know in the 90/2000’s when they’ve been together for decades, people meet robin and genuinely have no idea how Robin sustains her lifestyle. she never makes more than $200 a month (she runs art at local daycare centers/schools/wherever will have her) and adopts a new animal every 15-30 business days. she works at an independent bookstore for fun and buys stupid shit and owns like, 3 dogs, 2 cats, a frog, and 4 fish

meanwhile Nancy is a career woman and has been making a sinful amount of money a year since she was like 20 and would quite literally do anything for her wife. She was never particularly into the idea of adopting kids but Robin really wanted a kid and Nancy was like “yeah okay cool I’m down” and Robin was right and it was the best decision of their lives, so Nancy just operates under the assumption that Robin is right about things. Nancy comes home from work and there’s just occasionally a new animal. one time she got home and Robin had gotten bored and remodeled their bathroom and then Nancy had to hire someone to come fix what Robin had destroyed.

anyways people from Robin’s work finally find out that Nancy and Robin are married and they’re just like “what??? The fuck????” because Robin dresses like a care bear with an alternative fashion sense and once threw her coffee at the principal because he accidentally jumpscared her while she was drinking her morning coffee and she’s married to this woman, NANCY WHEELER, journalist extraordinaire, the most put together and intimidating woman most of these people have ever met, known for her pieces exposing government corruption which she discovered in her own investigative work. Nancy has the worst rbf ever and snaps at Robin 90% of the time. Robin is oblivious and is so obsessed with Nancy, like just adores her 24/7. Robin just lives life doing whatever she wants however she wants and whenever Robin wants something or there’s an issue, Nancy just throws money at it. (Nancy is just as whipped, she just expresses it differently)

BONUS: rockstar Eddie and journalist Nancy as unlikely friends because their spouses are best friends

[eternallovers65]

Moments in Charles Leclerc that are so insane I wish I made it up but can't, because this stuff can only happen to him

- When his watch got stolen and he decided to CHASE the guy with his custom ferrari 488 pista

- When his former girlfriend got locked out of the apartment and he wasn't answering his phone so she had to subscribe to his Twitch channel to tell him to open the door (please watch his former streams I beg)

- When he crashed Niki Lauda's 1974 ferrari during the Monaco historic grand Prix (his luck I swear)

- Every Monaco Grand Prix ever (the infamous charles leclerc curse)

- When he went to dinner with a guy, posted the picture on Instagram and it turns out it was an international criminal wanted by the Interpol

- He went to a restaurant once, handed his car to the valet and the car was out of fuel

- When he went for a run, took some photos with fans and this couple started to fight in front of him

- When he didn't realized his tiktok likes were open to the public (it was mostly fan edits of himself, baby goats, babies but mostly fan videos about himself)

- Recently, he dropped his airpods in the airport floor and decided to use this gigantic clamp to get it back

- Or just his babygirl esque nature (i love him <3)

- He accepted a ride from two strangers just because he couldn't find a cab (Arthur was also in the car!!!)

(Also, feel free to add more, please, and every time he does something so charles, i will uptade the list)

[housewifebuck]

yeah cause you already have one

[ieatbugggss]

Modern office lab au Jayvik 🥼❤️

Streets are saying people are giving Jayce stereotypical/racist jobs in aus and I’m doing damage control that man is in STEM!!!!!!

[ghost-proofbaby]

can y'all please come into my humble abode and imagine something with me i don't yet have the wits to write a full fledged fic out of (yet)?

so, everyone knows how when you get a tattoo, part of the healing process is the itchy phase, right? and for obvious reasons, you can't scratch it. favored method, in my experience and fellow tatted friends, is to just give it a good old slap.

perfect. so now, with this in mind, can you imagine having gotten a large hip/ass piece, and how mortifying it would be to smack your own ass to soothe that itch? and it's just plain painful. you want your new ink to heal properly - it's gorgeous and you put a lot of time, pain, and money into that damn thing - but it just sucks.

enter best friend eddie.

he loves your new ink. thinks it's fucking sick. nearly creamed his damn pants when he found out you were doing a hip/ass tatt (because how can he ask to see it without being weird? how can he react to that without being weird when he's spent the last several years with the world's most pathetic crush on you?) at first, it's fine. you show him the tattoo in a totally friendly, totally platonic way. he hypes you up, he calls you 'the most metal person he knows'. flourishes you with all the compliments and looks at you with starry eyes out of sheer awe at the way he's managed to snag a person into his life who is just so. damn. cool.

but the days pass by, that new ink begins to heal, and it fucking itches.

when you first proposition him, you're even more embarrassed than he is. stumbling over all your words, the request coming out contorted every wrong way. you don't want to make things weird, but is it really that weird for a friend to help a friend? it is really that weird to ask your best friend to smack your tattoo to help with that itch you can't even really properly reach?

it's just friends helping friends.

and that's the mantra you both repeat to yourselves - as you request the embarrassing favor of him, as he agrees almost too eagerly, as you find yourself face-planted in your bed wondering how deeply you can bury down your shame as he tries to make jokes to make it all a bit less awkward.

it's just friends helping friends, until eddie's hand lands down on your ass with a resounding smack, and that first little whimper escapes your lips.

[ophelieverse]

whenever i see Daemon too close to Rhaenyra: