#or a ‘you dumb bitch’

[foundress0fnothing]

I feel like my advisor shouldn’t be allowed to email me a “we need to meet next week to talk about your chapter” without giving any indication about what he thought about said chapter

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fyi if you're trying to use the fact that that rancid ass muskrat cunt is autistic to be like "oh he didn't know what he did was wrong" about the fact that he threw up a fucking nazi salute then you are one of the stupidest fucking cunts to walk the earth and since we're in a housing crisis you should start offering the massive amount of empty fucking space in your skull for rent

(signed, an autistic person)

[enigmaticpink]

I think we should take gothic horror away from people until they earn it back

[prlssprfctn]

Batboys, who finally got Jason to agree to join them in their Farm Weekends at Kents, and who beforehand warned Kon and Jon that, well, Jason can be a little flippant, but it nothing personal, only to find out that Jason has an awful, tooth-rotting soft spot for Supers.

Kon, sighing: Okay, Jon, remember, this guy is probably like Damian but older and worse... On the other side, you probably would like that, but just in case if he makes you cry, call me. I'll deal with him. Jon, giggling: Don't worry, Kon. Jason, appearing on the doorsteps: Hey, little ones. I wasn't sure what people usually bring as a gift when they are staying at someone, so I bought the bunch of sweets for ya. You don't mind, do you? Kon: L-little ones? Jon: SWEETS!

Batboys are flabbergasted. Jason never acts like this with them, so what the actual fuck. Tim checks on Jason's temperature, like, three times in the row, and gets his hand smacked. Damian stares at Jason, trying to figure out if the Pit madness had returned in a different light. They have no explanation for this.

Kon: Dude, you said that he was meanie. Tim: He IS. Usually. Kon: I don't know, man... He lets Jon sit on his shoulders and piggybacked me this morning. That's not really mean to me. Tim: WELL. HE NEVER DOES THIS WITH US. Kon: Maybe he just doesn't like you that much. Tim: SHUT UP.

Jason, helping to Lois with some chores: So, I need some help in stalls. Pretty boy, come and help me. Kon: (keeps standing cluelessly) Jason: (glares at him, confused) Kon: Oh! I am pretty boy? Jason: Yeah? Chop-chop, come on. Tim, muttering: All I get is Timbers. And Timberline. And Timmers.

Jason, cooing on Jon: Aw-w, here goes my itty bitty tiny- Damian: (growls) Tim: Somebody sedate me. Kon, twirling around in new leather jacket that he stole from Jason: Yeah, we are his new siblings at this point.

Dick: I am. SO. Happy. That. Little. Wing. Finally. Can. Unleash his. True. Cringey brother. Personality. Tim, concerned: Is that kryptonite in your hands? Dick: No. No. Don't get me wrong. I am very happy. I had waited for this day for years, even. Well. I expected ME to be his itty bitty tiny weenie. But. That's fine. I am fine. Damian: I'll fetch father... Tim: Yeah. Please.

[cryingoverdeadgaywizzards]

Pre relationship Jegulus

James: Reg, if you could summarize me with one word, what would it be?

Regulus, who has been dropping not so subtle hints to James for a month, laying with his head on James’s chest: Oblivious.

James: What? How am I oblivious?

Regulus: Exactly.

[witless-winion1]

Odysseus, constantly: I’m Odysseus, father of Telemachus!

Everyone, constantly: who the fuck is Telemachus

[ma-lis03]

My reaction to Alicent realizing she misunderstood Viserys

[ophelieverse]

Aegon asking Ser Criston where tf he was when his son was being killed:

“you dumb fucking bitch i’m going to fuck you up”

[ieatbugggss]

Modern office lab au Jayvik 🥼❤️

Streets are saying people are giving Jayce stereotypical/racist jobs in aus and I’m doing damage control that man is in STEM!!!!!!

[pwnyta]

I just love that when they were separated they missed each other so much they created little art pieces of the other.

Both styles fit them so much too.

Robotnik gets a little manic and carves up a rock with added moss beard like a weirdo to talk to and use like he does with Stone. Stone gets depressed and creates like delicate latte art that only he appreciates like the way hes the only one who really loves Ivo.

Reunited~

[stargazerken]

i’m literally on the brink and this is the only thing keeping me sane.

[koroart]

Canon didn’t let them meet because they’d be pulling shit like this

[onenicebugperday]

hey, this might be a weird one idk. im very terrified of the idea of tapeworms but i would still like to respect them as insects.

can you give some fun facts about some of the benefits that they provide to an ecosystem?

Well, for starters, tapeworms aren't insects. In fact they're not even in the same phylum as insects and arachnids - they're not arthropods. So they're not really something I know a whole lot about. But I think we can consider them bugs! Especially since I've posted other flatworms before.

As I said in the answer to someone else's question about ticks today, no organism is in an ecosystem to serve a purpose or to benefit it. They're there to survive and reproduce and keep their own species going. But tapeworms are parasites, and parasites do often play an important role in population control for their hosts and nutrient dispersal in an ecosystem.

They're doing what they're doing to survive, and they can't help it that they're harming their host in the process. And they definitely don't know that their life cycle is kinda gross :P

[thetorturedpoetsdepartment]

Effie trying to keep Haymitch sober in SOTR vs her making the waiters take her wine away in Catching Fire when she can tell it's triggering Haymitch.

God dammit.

[cottonballpuppy]

Hiiii can I lazily suck your cock while we watch a movie? Don’t mind how much I’m drooling, just lay down while I bruise my throat with your thick dick plz :3

[mrbrightxside]

Why is his dumbass just holding the burger like that it's killing me