#or Asher’s gaming one like the first half of it

[riverflowsanywherebuthere]

Thinking abt morning after audios

The soft cuddly feels and “didn’t tire you too much last night did I?”

The “I missed holding you/feeling you against me”

The domestic attempt to plan the day and ultimately giving up cause they’re too tired/they’re too comfy

Ahhh

[sigmathesillyenigma]

girldad david strikes again!! feminine ? angel

girldad david who packs his daughter's lunch everyday for preschool. wakes up at the asscrack of dawn to carve out little fruit animals, like apple bunnies and the like to surprise her when she opens it up later that day.

girldad david who does his daughter's hair most mornings when angel is away / busy. usually goes for the slicked back pigtails if he's feeling lazy but if he's got a bit of energy he'll do little french braids.

girldad david who halfway through his work day in the office, gets sent a photo ( courtesy of asher , AKA best uncle ever ) of his daughter in a shaw security hoodie, his cap and his sunglasses with the caption "like father like daughter."

girldad david who was forced to sit and endure a two hour makeup session on the floor of his living room. there was lipgloss in his eyebrows and glitter in his hair for weeks after that.

girldad david who accidentally busted the seams of one of his daughter's princess dresses during their play-pretend game and had to spend the next twenty minutes grovelling at her feet and another half an hour standing in walmart, watching her pick a new dress out of dad guilt.

girldad david who after trying to buy his daughter a swimsuit, went on an angry ramble about the sheer amount of two-pieces he found in there. finds the idea of a four-year old in a pink two piece swimsuit absolutely outrageous.

girldad david who calls his daughter his little angel, little girl and (lovingly) little shit. was quite surprised when one morning she chirped back by calling him a "big shit." ( courtesy of asher pt.2 )

girldad david who started a journal on his daughter's first birthday, recording all of her milestones, memories and his advice to give to her in the case that he passes away. wants to leave her with at least something, so she doesn't end up like he did.

@huxleaf

[lynzishell]

The Present ❤️ Selvadorada

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Transcript below the cut:

Asher: Are you just gonna stand there and stare over my shoulder? Atlas: Sorry, I didn’t want to interrupt you. Asher: You’re fine, what’s up? Atlas: I think I got everything. We should get going soon. Asher: Okay, I’m ready. Let’s do it.

Asher: You know I was kidding when I said you had to carry everything. I can help. Atlas: It’s okay, I got it. Asher: Alright, I’m not gonna fight ya for it, but if you change your mind, let me know. Atlas: I will. Aren’t you bringing your sketchbook? Asher: Nah. I need a break.

Asher: There’s an awful lot of warnings on this sign. Atlas: There’s a lot to be wary of out here, but we have everything we need, and then some. We’ll be fine. Asher: If you say so. I am mildly concerned that it warns of various things that can poison you, but you if you get poisoned, you have a find a local with an antidote. Why wouldn’t we just go to the hospital Atlas: It really says that? Asher: Yes! Atlas: Well, the people who work at the hospital are local, so I’m sure they could still help us. But, just to be on the safe side, try not to get poisoned. Asher: No promises.

Asher: So, what’s the deal with those skeletons, or guards, or whatever, that we saw at the museum yesterday? Did you really have a dream about them? Atlas: I think so. Or something like them at least. All I remember is three skeletons, and the eyes of the one in the middle were glowing red. Asher: You don’t remember anything else? Atlas: [shakes head] I didn’t even remember that much until yesterday.

Asher: What do you think Sam meant by that curse? That they turn your greatest wish into your nightmare? Atlas: I don’t know. Honestly, I think he makes up half the stuff he says on those tours just for fun. Asher: [laughs] Probably. I would. Gotta keep the days interesting somehow. Atlas: Exactly.

Asher: It does make me curious though. What would your greatest wish be? Atlas: I don’t know. I want lots of things. I want to finish this game, and I want it to do well. I want our company to be successful so that we never have to work for anyone but ourselves ever again. Asher: We still need a name for it, by the way. We can’t register without a name. Atlas: I know. We’ll think of something. We have time.

Asher: Okay, but would you really want those things to happen just by wishing for them? Atlas: No, I wouldn’t. The best part is building it together. Asher: So then, let’s say a genie pops up and gives you one wish, what would it be? Atlas: I thought genies were supposed to give you three wishes. Asher: Well, this one’s a dick, so you only get one. Atlas: [laughs] Right, okay.

Asher: Well? Atlas: If I tell you what it is, you’ll just tell me I shouldn’t wish for it. Asher: [sighs] That’s really what you would use your wish for?

Atlas: Yes. I’m sorry, but I would. My biggest regret is all the time I wasted when we first met, all the unnecessary pain I caused. And, I get it, everything worked out in the end, and I’m grateful for that. But, given the opportunity, I would one hundred percent go back and do it all over again.

Asher: You’re infuriating sometimes, you know that? Atlas: Yes.

Asher: There’s got to be better… um, Atlas, what’s that sound? Atlas: It’s the reason we came out here, the place I wanted us to see. Don’t worry, the water is far enough away, but how are you with heights? Asher: Usually fine. How high are we talking? Atlas: Just don’t look down.

Asher: Holy shit. This is amazing. Atlas: Right? It’s even better than I expected. Asher: Is that one of the temples? Atlas: It must be. What’s left of it anyway.

Atlas: So, what about you? What’s your greatest wish? Asher: Oh, that’s easy. My only wish is to be with you forever. No matter what happens in life, as long as I’m with you, I’m happy.

[arrowfleur]

🤍 Redacted Characters Sleeping Positions 🤍

🤍DavidxAngel: I feel like this one is the most obvious but David loves spooning Angel. He loves the way he can encompass their entire body, completely wrapping his arms around them. He nuzzles into their neck & feels like he can finally breathe. After he lost his dad and almost lost Asher, he constantly worries about his loved ones & likes knowing he can at least keep Angel safe when they’re like this. 🤍

🤍AsherxBabe: Asher falls asleep with his arm around Babe & their head on his chest but throughout the night he moves around ALOT. They end up top and tailing, he’ll lay across the top of the pillow’s, half off the bed, you name it. Babe often finds themself moving across the bed to find Ash, depending on how tired they are they either move him back up or just lay with him in whatever place he’s ended up. 🤍

🤍MiloxSweetheart: Sweetheart often ends up sat between Milo’s legs. He massages their shoulders and back whilst they both talk about their work days, trying to relieve some of their stress. They slowly fall asleep against his stomach. Sometimes they turn onto their stomach and trace across his scars if he’s the one to fall asleep first. 🤍

🤍DamienxHuxley: They’re both quite warm so tend to snuggle more whilst watching movies or gaming. But they still always have some sort of contact. One arm around a Dames waist or shoulders, even just holding hands sometimes. Just soft and gentle confirmations of their love whilst they sleep.

🤍GavinXFL: Gavin often find him self falling asleep on their stomach. They like to talk before they go to sleep, Fl laying on their back playing with his hair & Gavin on his stomach between their legs, drawing patterns on their stomach or massaging their thighs. He loves that his touch can do so many different things for them & helping them sleep, especially when they’re stressed about D.A.M.N or overworking, is one of them. 🤍

🤍LaskoxPartner: Lasko often sleeps on his stomach so his partner will work around that. Laying on their side to watch him whilst he sleeps & wrap an arm around him. Sometimes scooping him up into their arms. If they fall asleep first Lasko will climb onto them & just become a human weighted blanket. 🤍

🤍SamxDarlin: Darlin loves laying on Sam’s chest, his heartbeat calms them down & when they can hear it they know he’s alright. Similarly Sam loves holding them, he knows they’re going to get themselves into danger no matter what but when his arms are wrapped around them & he’s brushing hair out of their face or attempting to unfurrow their brows he know’s at least for now that they’re ok and getting at least some of the care they deserve 🤍

🤍VincentxLovely: They both fall asleep on their sides, hugging each other. They both enjoy the closeness and looking at each other. Vincent will often tell them funny story’s if they’re struggling to sleep and they love watching his facial expressions as he does it. Vincent is just so in love & can & will find ways to stare at lovely whilst they do anything, including sleep. 🤍

🤍AaronxSmartass: Sleeping on Aaron’s lap whilst he’s working is now a common occurrence for Smartass. If he’s at his desk they fall asleep with their head on his shoulders and he often carries them to bed. Aaron loves doing it, gently tucking them in and watching them sleep for a little while before trying to do the same himself is his favourite part of the day. 🤍

🤍Imp!VegaxPet: He will literally hold them in a bridal position whilst sitting down. They love plaiting his hair & tucking their head into his collar bone. Pet often falls asleep listening to him talk about aria or whilst Vega updates them on his plans & he loves that they feel safe enough with him to let him completely support them, even whilst they are sleeping.🤍

[kitheking]

Redacted Awards 2024 🌟 my submission post

hihihi so i nominated myself for Samuel Collin’s #1 fan and this is my attempt at convincing you why i should win. you might wanna sit down for this one <3

1. Sam’s playlist is how i discovered the Redacted Audio community bc he was the first character I ever listened to

2. he’s southern and I have spent half of my life being in the south so him and i are basically soul tied

3. I knew Sam was the Duke of the Solaire Clan WAY before it was revealed because i had a dream about it

4. i also had a hunch his eyes were brown pre-turning. i’m just that good.

5. Even after listening to other RA characters like Milo, Vincent, David (some of my other fav characters when i first started listening to the channel) etc, I was still drawn to Sam (because his character is written so well)

- I honestly love how we still don’t know everything about Sam’s life pre-turning in detail besides his relationship with his grandma. like he’s so mysterious

- he was originally a flawed character (when he was featured in Fredericks storyline) and that’s honestly what drew me to him more

6. he knows what the omegaverse and uses his knowledge to tease the pack, which is something i would 100% do (were like the same person)

7. He’s my comfort character, and I have rewatched his playlist so many times to the point where I have the: Moonlit Meeting With a Vampire, Vampire Tends to Your Injuries, Getting Closer to Your Vampire Mate, Cuddles and Confessions With Your Vampire Mate, Warming Up With Your Vampire Mate, Solstice Party With The Werewolf Pack, Going All the Way With Your Vampire Mate, Your Vampire Mate Makes You a Promise, Your Vampire Mate Tries to Learn a Video game, Cuddling Up and Watching a Scary Movie With Your Vampire Mate, Heating Up In The Bedroom w/ Your Vampire Mate Audios ALL memorized bar for bar…. and the moving in audio.. and cuddly morning audios (with and without asher)… and all the quinn audios.. uhhh the valentine’s day one…. all his lines in the summit and inversion… and the club one. Yeah i think that’s it. Oh yeah and the HBS one in the pool. Can you believe i just typed all that? 🔥

8. I have never related to an asmr listener more than i have related to darlin

9. I actually start to tweak when I go more than 3 months without a new Sam audio (i was struggling until i heard from him in the wedding audio)

10. my bio has included a Sam quote for 2 years now

11. here’s a few of my posts about sam that i think represent how much i think of him

majority of my posts have something to do w him and i post the most when a new sam audio drops

12. His favorite season is fall. guess what my favorite season is? BOOM. Guess what season my birthday just so happens to be in? EXACTLY.

13. Sam’s character helped me realize that I should never be ashamed to ask for help and that I never have to struggle alone

14. Umm this post? like c’mon i dare you to say i’m not dedicated

okay i’ll stop now! honestly my chance of winning is low cause there’s like a billion other people who are nominated for Sam’s #1 fan but that’s ok! if any of said ppl see this post good luck!

@plaqying thank you for coming up with this i’m genuinely so excited wether i win anything or not

[capitalisticveins]

Shaw Pack Hcs Part 4 (i think?) (Ft. Sam)

These are 3 pages long on Google Docs wow um

- Tank has smoked once, but didn’t exactly get into it.

- Asher and Christian put things they KNOW Milo will need on the top shelf of whatever house they’re in.

- Baaabe has freckles. Whether they're faint, or there’s tons of them, it doesn’t matter. They HAVE freckles.

- Angel may not be able to cook, but for some reason they can really fucking good. Cake, cookies, macaroons, brownies, lava cake, hell, Creme Brulee. They just find baking and cleaning everything up tedious, so they don’t do it often.

- As kids, whenever Kelsey came over with her mom to visit Arden and Christian, Arden and Kelsey would do anything and everything to scare the shit out of Christian.

- The only game Sam and Tank can play on equal grounds with no advantages towards each other is Just Dance 2018.

- Ansel and Bailey work on their upper arm strength more

- David doesn’t shave often, but his face somehow remains slightly shaven? Which is weird because he grows facial hair like crazy.

- David sleeps like a fucking corpse, that man does NOT move.

- Angel likes to shave David’s face when he’s asleep and keeps the hair in a jar under the bed in a box.

- Asher eats Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese.

- Tank LOVES frosting on cake and cupcakes. They lick the frosting off of those mini-cupcakes and eat the frosting first off normal cake.

- Angel used to believe in Herobrine, but instead of being scared or not playing the game until he was “removed”, they’d actively seek him out.

- Sweetheart’s impulsive thoughts have once led them to go tangible while in between a wall. It was excruciatingly painful and they don’t know how they didn’t get split in half.

- Milo would sharpen his teeth if he could.

- Ansel eats Crumbl Cookies, much to Christian’s dismay (he believes they’re undercooked).

- Asher and Baaabe don’t get out of each other’s arms until both of them are awake. If one wakes up first, they just lay there until the other wakes up.

- Baaabe didn’t go into elevators for a week after they met Asher. Not because they didn’t want to see him again, but because they were deathly afraid of being stuck again.

- When he was a kid, Marie would aggressively pinch Milo’s cheek whenever he did something bad.

- Baaabe took it surprisingly well when Asher first admitted  to being a werewolf. Not because they were shocked or in fear, but because it explained a LOT of weird shit he would do.

- Once, when they were a kid, Tank got into a frosting container their mom used to ice cakes she’d make, and ate all the frosting out of it. They would’ve been punished if they didn’t vomit an hour afterward, since it was “punishment enough” in their father’s words

- Madelyn and all of the older pack kids (only girls) would have sleepovers almost all the time. Kelsey, Bailey, and Arden were invited, but not so often since they were younger.

- Sweetheart likes to buy square pillows so it can support their neck better.

- Asher, David, Milo, and Christian would try to sneak in or see what the girls were talking about, much to Madelyn’s dismay.

- David has a vase full of honeysuckles in his bedroom.

- Sweetheart can NOT hopscotch. They’ve tried and they keep tripping by the time they reach 6.

- Angel has once laughed so hard they passed out.

- Bailey likes to blow bubblegum, but it’s hard to pop them. Meaning if they grow too big she has to use her fingers to pop them, but then sometimes it gets stuck to her hands.

- Brooke has seen Bailey get tangled up in gum during a pack meeting, and had to go over and help her, but then he started getting stuck in the gum, until Amanda saw him.

- Long story short half the pack got stuck in 5 pieces of gum until David had to use scissors to cut them out. That night he prayed for a normal pack.

- Sweetheart was once compared to Sherlock Holmes. That’s the best compliment they believe they’ve ever been given.

- Baaabe always has a stupid and goofy smile whenever Asher walks into the room. 

- As a kid, Milo was often left out of fun activities with the other kids. Bailey was the only one that stuck around him when they forgot to invite him.

- I.E: Brooke forgot to invite him to his 10th birthday party, and when Bailey found out, she and her parents took him to Six Flags.

- Other than the literal stealth in the pack, Brooke is the most stealthy member of the Shaw Pack. He can stop breathing for up to 5 minutes and cloak his aura enough for any normal empowered person to not sense or notice him.

- Tank has put mentos in coke and shoved the bottle in their mouth, Milo had to snatch the bottle from their hands after soda started spraying from their nose. Asher gave them 20 bucks to do it.

- David would stay up until 2am studying for ANY test they were given back in high school.

- Asher tried getting a tattoo in high school and told David, but David said if he ever finds a tattoo on him, he’d tell Asher’s parents immediately.

- Arden is the reason unempowered people in Dahlia believe wolves howl during a full moon. She makes sure that during ALL full moons, she’s at the highest peak possible in the town, shifted and howling as loud as she can. Only Christian knows she’s the one doing it.

- Tank has forgotten to put water in a cup of noodles once before microwaving it.

- Sweetheart has scared Baaabe before and this led to Baaabe cursing them out in a different language.

- Angel had braces from elementary school to high school, and keep unknowingly licking their teeth.

- David is NOT flexible, that man is as stiff as a floorboard.

- When Tank and their family first joined the pack, Tank was pissy and distant because they missed their old pack with their old friends.

-Milo has said “I’m walking ‘ere!” once, that’s the only reason Asher and Christian say it whenever he’s around.

- Bailey eats waffles with her hands.

- Kelsey and David fold their pizzas.

- Arden used a fork and knife to eat hers once to piss everyone off.

- Asher, David, Christian, Arden, Amanda, Brooke, Miguel, and Bailey have done the cliche “break a window with a baseball” in Amanda’s backyard once. Bailey broke it and was going to come clean, but Christian panicked and blamed it on Kelsey, who wasn’t there. He then tried to backtrack and blame it on Milo, who was in the corner playing with dandelions because they forgot to ask him to play. Bailey got away with it because Amanda’s mom believed it was him due to his lying, and no one backed him up.

- Asher tries to laugh more “cutely” or “manly” but whenever Baaabe says a joke he can’t help but laugh genuinely.

- When David was scolding Tank in “Confronted but your Pack Alpha”, Tank had a scowl on and kept looking at the ground. They didn’t make eye contact until the end.

- Sweetheart can throw it back

- David can be DEATHLY silent when he wants to be. This is why Sam didn’t hear David from behind him during the pack Solstice, despite his advanced hearing.

- Whenever the Sunbound Solstice comes around, and none of the wolves feel good or energized enough to do anything, the mates do everything in their power to pamper and take care of them until they feel better. The only exceptions are Tank, Sam, Milo, and Sweetheart since they’re all Moonbound. In this case, Baaabe and Angel wait until David and Asher fall asleep to help them out.

[ramenwaitr3ss]

Don’t know if this has been done before- but-

What I personally think the redacted boys and listeners favorite monster flavor would be.

The boi’s first^^

David: either the regular or the Java monster, I feel like he wouldn’t drink them avidly but he’d drink them if he needed to get something done if he didn’t have enough energy.

Asher: Green or the Fruit juice one. He likes the combo of sweet and sour so usually he’ll pick depending on the mood lol.

Milo: I don’t think they sell them anymore- but monster had a tea brand for a little bit and they weren’t half bad to me personally, so I think he’d like the green tea monster a lot^^ and he definitely was upset when they stopped selling them, so now he just drinks any of the coffee ones.

Sam: Darlin’ had to get him to try one, and it was the white one so once every blue moon he’ll get the white one and drink it.

Vincent: either the Strawberry lemonade one or gold. I am firm on them, and he had a short phase in drinking monster for a little while.

Porter: Gold. No explanation needed.

Gavin: Rosa, he likes it because 1. It’s fucking pink 2. It’s fizzy, I have a personal headcannon that Gavin and Caelum love any carbonated drink because they like the fizz lol.

Damien: he doesn’t drink them. He drinks redbull.

Huxley: the mango one^^ you can never go wrong with a classic, and he sometimes drinks them before going to the gym.

Lasko: Orange, it taste like starbursts to him and he’ll drink it like his life depends on it.

Listeners^^

Angel: Any of the coffee ones, they are a life line for them. When working they always have one on hand, when they are gaming, they always have one on hand, when they are doing chores- THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONE ON HAND.

Baabe: Any of the rehab flavors, or just the regular one, they don’t really drink them unless they need to key in on something important.

Sweetheart: Gold, because it fits their aesthetic✨✨

Darlin: they will drink any flavor as long as it gets the job done.

Lovely: The purple one. They also would make battery acid 100%.

Treasure: The Aussie Lemonade, I don’t know why.

Freelancer: They mostly drink the Strawberry lemonade one as well, but they personally really love ultra black. And they have ordered a pack of them on several occasions they just never last long for them😭

Co-worker: They don’t drink energy drinks😭

These are personal headcannons lol, let me know what you think!!

[agentplutonium]

"After a Long Day" Headcanons

I'm bored, sick, and thinking about a brief conversation that me and @penncilkid had the other night, so here's a list of different redacted bois coming home after a long day.

I'm not gonna do all the redacted bois, but here are the ones that are in this post: Milo, Asher, David, and Guy

Milo is always about physical contact. He usually uses this tactic for when Sweetheart is working too hard, but he loves being able to hold his mate close at any moment. When he's had a hard shift, he wouldn't even say anything to Sweetheart before dragging them to the couch and trapping them there. This always amuses Sweetheart. They would spend this time talking at to Milo, finding any way to kiss any part of him. There would be nothing going on, just Sweetheart's soft voice, their hands and lips against his skin, and the love that he feels for them.

Asher seeks out comfort foods when he gets home from a long day. Baabe would help prepare said food (most of it was junk, or things that he would make with his family, but it didn't matter to Baabe what it was as long as it helped.) After the things were made, they would build a nest in the living room and settle in it to play games for hours on end. They would eat, laugh, and make stupid bets while playing games just for the fun of it.

David is a tough guy, and he usually won't admit when he's tired after a long day. However, when he gets home and is just a little bit more clingy than usual, Angel usually catches on. This is where they would start to do damage control, complaining about how tired they were, and how much their coworkers got on their nerves, and "will you cuddle with me?"s until David 'gives in' because he'd do anything for his Angel. This was the first part of their plan. Angel would then get David to lie down in their lap so they'd be able to play with his hair. David would protest half-heartedly, but he never won the fight. Angel moved on to the third part of the plan, putting on a series of YouTube videos that they watched regularly and turned the volume down so it was just background noise. They would run their fingers through his hair, and David would slowly relax and close his eyes. Sometimes he'd fall asleep like that. Angel never did tease him for when he was like this, but they did take pride in the fact that he could help them relax.

Guy would usually be the opposite of how he normally acts, which is Honey's first clue to how his day went. When he's had a long day, it's usually because he had a lot of deliveries/customers and was just human'd out for the day. Honey would ask him point-blank if he wanted to have their presence or not. If he said no, Honey would give him a kiss before sending him to bed, telling him they were there if they needed him. They would get made fun of for being so soft, but he still listened. If he did want them to stick around, the two of them would end up on the couch tangled together watching one of their shows. Honey would be running their hands along his body in a soothing manner, sometimes running their fingers into his hair, but there would be no talking. There would be no expectation of conversation, or jokes, or anything like that. Guy appreciated it more than anything being able to just exist like that.

anyway that's all from me :D i hope you guys enjoyed this cause idk it was fun for me. i might do more like this in the future ngl.

[messenger-of-stupidity]

Hi and welcome to quotes/conversations I've heard/had at uni but as redacted characters. Reminder I just finished the fourth day.

I'll fix the format and everything when I get a computer charger. Which should be some time after this coming Friday. Not today.

--~~--

Freelancer: so that's your number?

Gavin: mhm.

Freelancer: great. What's your credit card number and social security?

Gavin: woah. Take me out to dinner first. Jesus.

~~π~~

David: until this water is cleaned up, that door remains locked. I have headphones. I can wait a while. Can you?

~~π~~

Damien: it's only the third day of school and you're already not taking responsibility.

Gavin: I've been here for a week longer than you. The only responsibility I'll take is the one that means showing up every day.

~~π~~

Caelum: ooh! What are you drawing?

Freelancer: don't know. Garbage mainly.

Caelum: are you overly attached to your sketchbook? Can I label the drawings?

Damien: or you could actually study for the test we have in a hour and a half.

~~π~~

Avior: what are you gonna do? Bite me?

Starlight: I consume knowledge. Not people. Dipshit.

~~π~~

Warden: is today that day where we clap for old people?

~~π~~

Kody: he shouldn't have been arrested!

Damien: would you like to go in his place?

~~π~~

Huxley: what do you mean you're not coming to the game? If youre not there at precisely 5:30 I will eat dirt.

~~π~~

Asher: wait you can drive??

Milo: yeah and I can shove the emergency brake so far up your ass you'll be stationary for the rest of your life.

~~π~~

Lasko: and maybe you're planning how you're going to ask that cute girl or boy out. Explain it to me. I've never asked a cute anyone.

Random student: arent you married?

Lasko: they asked me. That's different.

~~π~~

Dear: you'll find an assessment that I assigned today. Make sure to finish it before the end of class please. I don't want to have to grade anything over the weekend.

Random student: a great way to avoid that is to not assign us anything.

~~π~~

Vega: how about... Five minutes?

Warden: who do you think I am? Sonic??

~~π~~

Dear: and that makes it 17 over 3.

Student: you wrote 5

Dear: I have bad handwriting. Now just listen and write your own notes.

~~π~~

Gavin: he broke my water.

Freelancer: your water is no longer virgin.

Gavin: no holy water for me.

Damien: can you two move? You're blocking the stairs.

[st4rg-zer]

I associate Sam and Darlin to this song

Sam & Darlin ( Headcanon edition )

- Darlin always sits on the kitchen counter whenever Sam cooks so they can be around him

- When Sam first met Milo, he was confused by his accent ( Sam doesn't handle accents well, hell, he doesn't even like his own accent )

- Darlin drags Sam to carnivals, arcade, Build-A-Bear, and other places like that, because Quinn always denied Darlin when they asked to go to them

- Whenever Sam found Darlin crying after or during the inversion, he'd let Darlin cry on his shoulder or just let them punch him in the gut as hard as they want until they calmed down ( He didn't care about the pain )

- Darlin hates cooking but is a sucker for baking and decorating cakes

- Sam doesn't like spicy or sour foods while Darlin loves spicy and sour foods

- When Asher and Milo met Sam, they were confused by his teeth when he talked to Darlin, but we're also cautious because of what Quinn did.

- Sam finds Darlin sleeping in random places. On the couch? Yep, they've slept there, bedroom floor? Their personal favorite, Washing machine? it hurt their back a bit but they slept

- Sam doesn't understand half the shit Asher and Darlin say when they rant about video games, it's the one thing he can't keep up with

- when Sam met David, he wasn't expecting for David to be shorter than him.

- Darlin's fur when they shift is the softest yet most course fur out of the whole pack

- Darlin is barely shorter than Sam

- Sam's teeth are rather dull compared to other vamps

- Darlin randomly bites Sam's arms and hands

@tank09

[antikittysocial]

Time to yap about my eeveelution lore

this whole thing is based off of pokemon GO btw

Everyone started out as an eevee! obviously. At first there were only two. The first to evolve was also the eldest of the eevees, akito! He evolved into a sylveon. The second to evolve was the other, who evolved into a glaceon - these two were like older brothers to everyone else, and are practically inseparable. WILL throw hands (feelers? paws?) to protect each other. Also the glaceon is called Ace, they raced each other a lot. The third and fourth eevees were also brought in and taken care of, and so the older brother duo thing started. One evolved into an espeon. these two... basically ALWAYS got into trouble. Sneaking snacks around, breaking stuff with telekenisis, etc. Then a flareon was caught! So current situation, in order of being brought in: Sylveon (Akito), Glaceon (Ace), Espeon (Oliver), Eevee (Levi) and Flareon (Asher, nicknamed firefighter as a joke). Okay! So, because it took a lot of time and effort to take care of so many vees, the trainer only had time for some of the vees at nighttime. This eventually resulted in Levi (eevee) evolving into an umbreon! ...which lead to more espeon-umbreon tag-team telekenisis mayhem. Oftentimes Akito (sylveon) or Ace (glaceon) came to sort it out tho. (But they don't snitch! Just try to stop them and put all the stuff back. Once, Ace got stuck in the fridge and took a nap there after putting away some treats Levi snuck out at night. No one realised until next morning, and left everyone wondering how glaceon biology works. And what about Asher, you may ask? He is a certified good boi :3 very playful and often plays games with everyone else! As a result everyone loves him. And for good reason, he always means the best for everyone. Very pure stuff! After a lot more eevee hunting, another 3 were brought in. On the way back from a walk through a nearby park the second one evolved into a leafeon, which ended up becoming an inside joke as to how quickly he evolved. The other two eevees were more calculated about what they really wanted to be, and after a couple months of more eevee randomness, one evolved into a vaporeon! This was when the trainer decided to instead of taking only 2 or 3 of them on walks at a time, to bring all of them in one go. ...This was a mistake. Two other trainers mistook it for a pokemon battle request, Asher almost burned a couple hedges down by accident, the vaporeon (rainer. yes I used the pokemon go name even though he canonically used a water stone. I'm lazy okay I'm bad at names) snuck into someone's pool and turned into water (took half an hour to get him out. somehow didn't get fined.), Oliver caused all sorts of telekenetic chaos, (tried to lift multiple of the eeveelutions as a prank, he does this often. Except usually it's not more than one, or outside. He missed and accidentally terrorised multiple pokemon and children.)

After all that, it was decided to NEVER EVER EVER bring out all the eeveelutions at once unless it was absolutely necessary.

Anyway! You know the gist, more eevees were caught. So home situation: Akito (sylveon), Ace (glaceon), Oliver (espeon), Levi (umbreon), Asher (Flareon), Rainer (vaporeon), Linen (Leafeon) and Tunner (eevee). So all the eeveelutions and eevee, with the exception of Jolteon.

Anyway I'm too lazy to type out the actual plot so I'll reblog this with more later

[jowistar]

Season 1, Episode 1

Mainly Character introductions

LAYLA

At first glance, we see that Layla is very put together. You can tell that she takes pride in her appearance from the way her hair is done to the jewellery pieces she has on. She’s also very warm and welcoming showing that she is open to friendship. We get her justifying other people’s actions and trying to highlight the best in them. It is here were we get a glimpse into her trying to portray herself as perfect to some degree. Her first instinct is to run when Spencer reads into her loneliness which usually happens when someone feels they have shown a little too much of what they are hiding. She tries to downplay her wealth and deflect from talking about her house just like she did before but this time she laughs it off instead of running away. We also get introduced to her strained dynamic with Olivia. They barely acknowledge each other but Olivia seemingly has a lot to say about her [to Spencer]. Olivia introduces Layla to Spencer as ‘Beverly’s resident sweetheart’ then later tells him that she has a boyfriend while trying to convince him not to go to her party. There are undertones of a falling out between the two girls because Olivia is trying hard to paint Spencer a picture about Layla and who she is. It’s almost as if she sees Spencer’s interest in Layla and is trying to stop him from getting to know her. At the party, Layla says “maybe not all of us are as basic as you think” which stands out. From how Olivia has been talking about her, this statement shows that she is aware about how people perceive her - rich and pretty with no depth. We see her happy facade finally slip as she has dinner alone in her empty house. Despite the fact that it’s big and will put together, it’s cold and lonely. A parallel to how she’s always well dressed and put together when she is sad and lonely on the inside. She hides it so well that people don’t see it at first glance. She also deflects a lot which tells us she doesn’t really open up about this particular topic but why is that?

JORDAN

With Jordan, his first interactions are with his sister and Spencer. Immediately, there is some tension between the two siblings because he doesn’t even try to make conversation with her before walking away with Spencer [Liv confirms this in her talk with Spencer about going to rehab]. You can tell that he’s nice and he has a very confident aura to him not arrogant though. He introduces himself as team captain which is an early indication of how seriously he takes the role. We see more of this on the field when he tries to be the peace keeper between the players [mostly Asher and Spencer]. Like Layla, he tries to see the best in people because he immediately agrees to take Spencer under in wing upon Billy’s request even though he’s weary about him. You can tell that he has a lot of questions but he composes himself. This paired with his need to keep the peace on the field helps us conclude that he’s not big on confrontation. Overhearing the conversation Billy is having over the phone about no one on the team having half the potential Spencer had doesn’t help either. He’s already weary of Spencer and hearing how easy it is for Billy to discredit his role on the team and as a football player triggers him. This is the third incident that points towards trouble in the Baker home with the second being his inability to question his father. Jordan’s villain arc starts as he attempts to get rid of Spencer. The fact that he doesn’t like confrontation makes him vindictive and impulsive which is a horrible combination given how much disdain he’s holding in. He is choosing to take his anger out on Spencer to hurt his father since Billy has proven how important Spencer is to him. The way he confronts Billy on the football field emphasises how much anger has in him but he tries really hard to keep his cool. This only escalates when he hears Billy say “I’m proud of you son” to Spencer after their game. It’s very clear that he doesn’t want Spencer moving into their home but he pretends to be happy. How much pretending is he doing and how much more is he hiding?

JORDAYLA INCLINGS🤭

Jordan notices that Layla and Spencer are checking each other out and doesn’t even try to hide his disapproval as he walks away while shaking his head. He already has his doubts about his father’s intense concern about Spencer’s wellbeing and it doesn’t help that Layla is his best friend’s girlfriend.

[dickinfectionbez]

Shaw Pack Minecraft Play Styles.

David: Dirt House connoisseur, the man built a three story dirt mansion once and use acacia wood for detailing. Doesn't mind mining but has a secret love for creating efficient wood farms and goes around planting sapling like Johnny Appleseed.

Asher: Speed Runner (dodododo) Supreme, he loves finding new ways to beat the ender dragon and boasts a 10 minute PB (He would be a lot quicker but he keeps getting distracted by baby cows and he has to spend a minute apolagising to the adult cows for making their children orphans.)

Milo: The Fighter™ he can kill anything and has defeated the warden in iron armor. The only thing he can't defeat? Building, Milo lives in a 2 x 2 hole that has a staircase going straight down to the ancient city. He only lives on steak that he gets by lighting a cow on fire and killing it. Asher has tried to get his to use less brutal methods.

Sam: The poor man is a hobo who only has a bed and two apples in his inventory at any time. He does get better supplies but accidentally leaves them in a chest 1000 blocks from spawn. Somehow he ends up in the nether and gets the first blaze rods.

Angel: Architect Supreme. Give them any block pallette and they'll make a building so good you think it was naturally spawned in. They are in love with the new Cherry Blossom biome because of the little petals that fall on the floor.

Babe: The Potionmaster, Babe has all potion recipes memorised and always has suspicious stews in their inventory that actually regenerate their hearts. They also have given Milo a suspicious stew of blindness and now he never takes food from them.

Darlin': The naked wanderer, Darlin is actually the first person on the server to get full netherite armor and weapons (hoe included) but never uses them so it is assumed that they are still using wooden tools. Angel has made a base for Darlin' and Sam but it is used more as storage for all the cool things the two find when looking for Sam's tools.

Sweetheart: The gatherer, Sweetheart is able to get anything , and I mean anything. They once got Christian and Babe elytra wings so they could recreate flappy birds. Once Sweetheart was on the look for cacti for a build Angel was doing and ended up over 10000 blocks away from spawn.

Christian: The one that always has what you need. Christian is the type of guy you can ask to see if he has a certain item and he always will have it, half the time he forgets why he has said thing in his inventory.

Amanda: Mapmaker, Amanda is a wizard when it comes to maps and buried treasure. Amanda is always dropping gifts in everyones house, or into their inventory when they are AFK.

Gabe: He's a wither skeleton, the man died before he could touch Minecraft. But he would be a hardcore player with a 6 month world.

Marie: Mama bear, Marie has only played Minecraft twice. but both times she played she is saving all the villagers and animals from harm.

Colm: He has only played minecraft oce and that was when visiting Milo and Sweetheart's new house. The game was open and he grabbed the controller while he waited for Milo to get out of the shower when Sweetheart was at work. He made a villager-zombie converter to get cheaper trades. He never played after that.

[exoticalmonde]

I've seen one (1) Shenpai video of her playing Baldur's Gate 3, alongside creating a character with @notanegrill for his second play (first play didn't work out so well) and I am already in love with Astarion.

I'm an Astarion enjoyer and damn it not again with the white hair and pointy eared guys who can charm my shoes off in ten or less words. He sees us as food that should not be as attractive but he is a little babo shnookums and he is such a pathetic little thing that I can't help it. He can't say 'CAN I HAVE JUST A LITTLE TASTE' with those tired watery eyes and not expect me to cave in like a caprisun you sucked the air from.

All to the reluctant acceptance of some.

And the support of others.

Can't wait to dream about him.

On the flip side of the 'See mode' tab,

Speaking of dreams we got a real handsome boy this time around and they're so adorable!! I think we named him Asher and he's a Bard, which V didn't expect would matter too much until he realized that being a Wizard was easier to study that alien technology/language while trying to save that other woman. Wow names will be so hard starting from now.

I didn't save any screenshots of his final looks but maybe V will be able to provide eventually. Until then, have some of our conversations during the 2 hour long character creation.

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V: *Reconsidering his Invitation to have me watch his stream and help make a character while I force him to check every class and read their traits so he could learn*

Me: *Waxing about the traits of Elves/Drow/Half-elves being the same which leaves him with aesthetics to work with.*

V: *Checking out the male and female body types of them in silent appreciation.*

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Me: *Having hoped he'd show me the genital options because I saw way too many memes and was curious.*

V: *Doesn't even take their clothes off other than to show female dragonborn have cake*

Me: "Fighter is... Well... The most generic role, I guess, around the Archer/Ranger class"

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V: *Sincerely* "I don't want to be a cutie patootie."

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V: "Imagine, someone made a human fighter in this game."

Me: "That's like asking for bread with salt."

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V: "Mmmm... I don't think I like the Monk class very much."

Me: "Surprising, considering you're such a monk-ey. Ahaha- Haha-" *Noticing V stopped moving the mouse around* "V, no, V, don't hang up! Pleasepleasepleaseplease... don't hang up, please!"

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V: "Are these *points at purple* the shades of a Drow?"

Me: "Generally yeah, I think?" *Surprised I see the 'general' skin shades are also going into normal human skintones*

V: "What if I- OH! NO!"

Me: *Guffawing at snow white princess drow*

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V: *Clicking through every imaginable hairstyle top to bottom* "This is the first game where changing the hairstyle actually makes the character look different."

Me: *Watching Asher go from pig tails to balding head* "Yeah, yeah, it's like it's a different person every time you click on one."

Both of us: *Silently admiring two hair styles, one of which is very ME and the other being very HIS type*

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V: "How about we make the Guardian your style now!?"

Me:

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I don't know if she's meant to have a name but she is so pretty, I think we ended up making her a Wood Elf so we played along with the forest aesthetic.

I love her.

Also this is the Shenpai video. I forgot Im a fan of her content because it's so fun to watch and the reactions are 1 to 1 with what I would have done. Love the content, the creator, actually the bestest experience of actual gameplay.

[tankwolf]

TAG GAME LETS GO!!!! i think this is the first time i’m doing a tag game here so. here! @konnorhasapen tagged me to assign some songs to redacted ships and i think i have the right ones :] here ar my favs below the cut, in no specific order 👍🏽

Tank/Quinn Butch 4 Butch by Rio Romeo (x) yeah this ship makes me go insane as is because i love angst and pain and torturing myself, and this song just kind of gets it man. kind of puts a perspective on all the abuse and pain and makes the obvious delusion, hurt and doubt sound normalized and romanticized, and so it’s easier to get a peak into the mechanics and warped mindsets of abusive relationships through it. yeah. just listen to it. going loco everytime i put this song on 🤪

Tank/Sam Sunlight by Hozier (x) sam said his darlin’ feels like sunlight on an easy day, but i think this song is mostly from tank’s pov. the overwhelming feel of the song that fills up your chest would be how tank saw it too, a stark contrast from what they know, as opposed to sam who paired sunlight with ‘easy��. “who would trade that hum of night for sunlight, sunlight, sunlight?” to “a soul that’s born in cold and rain knows sunlight, sunlight, sunlight” and the fact that it is so new to them that it feels bigger and grander and holier than they’d ever known. AHHH DO U SEE WHAT I MEAN. YEAH.

David/Angel BREAKFAST by half · alive (x) it just feels like an easy song, but it’s obvious from the lyrics that it’s still really daunting. david’s character arc has always been about learning to accept and ask for help. his main problem was not being a dick about it in the process, which stems from him finding vulnerability daunting, and angel kind of provides that kind of support with the dickyness just, on default. the “strength in the open, the broken and exposed, should I flee to the mountains?” bit. it hasn’t been easy for him to get used to that but he pulled through!!! and. yeah. also, breakfast is just something david’s plenty good at, and food is sorta his way of showing he cares........................... i’m kidding his song is rude boy by rihanna.

Milo/SH Apple Pie by Lizzie McAlpine (x) the whole thing with milo and his mom and how they kept moving around, and then him and sweetheart moving into Their Own Place ... yeah.. the song itself is about the concept of home and your other person, and there’s a verse about cardboard boxes and moving and just. yeah :’) also, it’s established that milo is ALSO good with food. 

Asher/Babe Video Games by The Young Professionals (x) not the lana del rey (original) version because something about a male voice claiming to be in a sundress is just. very ash-core. i think the song itself is pretty self explanatory if you’ve seen his videos. video games are his number one comfort thing, and the first time he confessed his love was WHILE they were playing a halo game, and said playing was a big part of why he felt compelled to do it. like i said, self explanatory. 

Gavin/FL Say You Won’t Let Go by James Arthur (x) this ship was a tricky one to pin. ik, overused song, i KNOW. was initially gonna go for an arctic monkeys song but gav is so much deeper as a character than that kind of erotic tension. this decision is also influenced by imp!gavin. gavin even in the imperium universe is set on a future with the freelancer and it’s just AHHH it’s the “i’ll love you in every universe” thing + the purest love you can imagine, the kind that feels as easy as breathing despite both of their baggage, the kind that only grows with age. i have Thoughts about this ship man idk. can u tell gavin’s a fav :’)

Huxley/Damien Impossible by Nothing But Thieves (x)  i can just picture dames listening to this song on repeat for hours thinking of hux. idk if the album cover’s colours have tricked me into thinking the song is damien-coded, but it makes a lot of sense for these two, y’know? huxley handles hardships like it’s a breeze, even if it isn’t, and dames isn’t used to that level of optimism. he teaches damien to be vulnerable, and moreover that he can handle him being vulnerable, because that’s something i’m sure dames has an issue with. i just love them sm, especially hux. i would  really like a huxley hug 😔

Aaron/Smartass  Nerve by Destroy Boys (x) pretty obvious why. “you stride right in and you get on my nerves, but I won’t say I’m disturbed because I want you to” y’know? also the high-hats and cymbals with the guitar, that kinda high energy rock music just reminds me of their banter. put that over passive adoring lyrics and you’ve got these two idiots ^-^

tagging -> open tag!! idk enough of u and enough of u well enough to tag people :^) literally nobody’s coming to mind help

[ulyflynn]

Full Name: Ulysses Flynn.

Nicknames: Uly, Flynn.

Pronouns and Gender: He/Him, cis man.

Age: 26 + August 17th.

Birth place: Aurora Bay.

How long have they been in town?: His whole life / in prison for 2 years from 23-25 / back in town 11 months (as of August 2023).

Sexuality: Bisexual.

Housing: Ocean Crest Apartments.

Occupation: Bartender at Oasis Nightclub.

Family: Samuel "Switchblade" Flynn (father), Louise (estranged mother).

tw for abandonment, violence, assault, injury, prison. // @aurorabayaesthetic

BIO:

switchblade found out about ulysses when he found a screaming two week old on his door step with nothing more than a note that said ‘he’s yours’ tucked into a blue blanket with the name ulysses stitched on it. 

he thought it was a stupid fucking name, which is exactly why he never bothered to change it.

despite keeping him and raising him to the best of his ability, ulysses father wasn’t the most equipped to be a single father. if not for the members of the biker club his father had been in, uly's certain he wouldn't have made it to adulthood.

the life lessons he learned from a young age were violence and how not to get caught. he considers himself a pro at both. 

he’s never had much ambition beyond wanting to get easy money, and tried to drop out/get himself kicked out of school from age 12 onwards. his father forced him to stay and insisted he finish high school and ulysses made that everyone else’s problem from faculty to his peers. 

he managed to make it to graduation, but once he was handed his diploma his main focus was how he could get quick cash with the least amount of effort.

at 20, his father went on a bender and never came back. he hasn't heard from him since, but every now and then he checks his old trailer for any signs of life.

had a crush on a girl called edith teller ever since he was first able to decipher what a crush was. 

eventually, he managed to convince her to give him a real chance despite their differing views on his penchant for lawbreaking.

what followed was the most at peace he’s ever been in his life between that and working the odd jobs he did. he felt like he had figured out what life’s supposed to feel like, until he fucked it up. 

after edie was followed and harassed by a man who wouldn't take a hint after her shift end one night, uly took it upon himself to make sure that didn’t happen again. 

the following night, the man was found with a cracked skull and lost of vision in his right eye due to a vicious crowbar attack. be it adrenaline or plain stupidity, uly got himself caught when a very clear image of him on a CCTV camera in the parking lot got made him the only person of interest in the attack immediately after it.

due to this, jail time for aggravated assault was inevitable and he was eventually sentenced to two years in prison. 

he was paroled 6 months ago and is now adjusting to life as a free man and is trying -- and often times failing -- to stay out of trouble. 

PERSONALITY.

+ witty, driven, loyal, fearless.

- hotheaded, confrontational, obsessive, vengeful. 

BONUS ROUND.

uly’s birthchart.

he still has the note that his birth mother left when she abandoned him to remind him that blood doesn’t equal family. 

not a fan of cars, can be seen cruising around town on his motorbike.

CURRENT CONNECTIONS.

cousin of @gcldengrime and @liamburkes (muse no longer in game but still canon)

found family / inherited @phoebekeller

former roomies with @rinaxcicero (muse no longer in game but still canon)

current roomie of @colexwalters

one half of an idiot sandwich with @heyits-asher

friend of @thewrenxharlow

former situational roomie of @thegillyxliang

ex boyfriend of @pearlwestbrook (muse no longer in game but still canon)

ex-boyfriend of @edietello

co-worker of @lorelailewis

employee of @borawinters

cousin of @jordanmitchell

(recently discovered) half brother of @vanessagable

ex boyfriend from high school of @helenasoarcs

former friend / almost had a threesome in high school with @fionaosmvn (muse no longer in game but still canon)

neighbour / crush of @gcldrushed

past fwb of @noralevin

friend of @solaadisa

fwb (minus the friends part) of @madiiscn

pseudo-fam of / will break legs for @marsmoran

friend of @ninaxgray

SPECIFIC WANTED CONNECTIONS.

a roommate probs, why are all my muses unable to live on their own financially JSHGSHJ we'll never know!!

a best friend, the legit kind that he can tell everything to

post prison fling. it's probs a whole mess

co-workers at oasis night clerb!!!

WANTED CONNECTIONS.

connections wise he’s pretty much an open book right now, but some baseline ideas that can be springboarded off are:

friendly.

best friend / childhood friends / pseudo-siblings / a mentor / fellow club members / older club members he admires / friends / drunk friends / prison pen pals / new friends / co-workers from past odd jobs / former co-workers.

romantic.

flirtationship / friends with benefits / tinder matches / high school exes / unrequited crush (can be either way) / experimented with their sexuality together (he’s bisexual). 

antagonistic.

enemies / former (best) friends / fell for the same person & fell out of touch / frenemies / rivals / negative influence / former co-workers / people he’s fucked over in the past or has fucked him over.