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LTB Worldbuilding Wednesdays: Intro/How I Got Here
When I spun up this blog my goal was simple: a place to dump screenshots of my Tavs and other BG3-related brainrot. My personal site's blog wasn't a good place for it, since I'm a freelancer and it's gotta have at least some concessions to "professionalism," so here we are. But it feels a bit too aloof to do these "Tav Tuesdays" posts chock-full with names and places unfamiliar to 99.9999% of readers here, so "LTB Worldbuilding Wednesdays" have arrived.
They won't be convoluted or super lore-dumpy, but they will provide context for my characters, who've been my 5e mainstays for yearsāwith lives and stories and whatnotābefore I imported them into BG3 and forced tadpoles in their heads. For every subsequent post in this series, I'll try to distill the TL;DR of a place or faction or whateverābut only enough for it to be relevant to a given Tav's story, because (again) I don't want to drown a reader in lore (unless that's your thing, which is totally fine and I'm down for asks about that).
I'm also in the middle of churning out a second homebrew fantasy atlas (more on the first one below the fold), so ideally these posts will keep me in the mindset of getting that work done instead of running yet another BG3 playthrough. Wednesdays are the weekly game night for my tabletop 5e group, so it's already a good day to be in worldbuilding-brain.
While it's been extremely fun and fulfilling to do over the past five years, I won't claim that it's the right way or only way to worldbuild, because that's silly given the wealth of other resources out there and the galaxy of creativity we're all capable of. It's worked for me, though, so it's not nothing. Here's a quick rundown of how I got here, with "here" being "a sufficiently fleshed out campaign setting with plenty of room to grow":
Creating a Unique Map Style
I'm a huge map nerd, and have reached a point in my life/career where I get to do freelance map design as a part-time job. I'm shaking off the aesthetic snobberies I learned as a graphic designer, because snobbery is too close to gatekeeping, but I'm still enough of a snob about map style to want my own stuff to be unique. In a sea of samey-looking hand-drawn-hobbit-maps, I wanted my homebrew world to stand out, so here's how I did that:
Creating "Homeworlds" - a brief process piece about my April 2019 digital map illustration project.
Creating "The Game Board" - process and background for my 2019 found-texture fictional map project.
Creating "Found Islands" - a smaller 2021 side-project that sorta refined that found-texture style.
Creating Compelling Names
Once I had a unique visual style, I had to populate the world (or at least start to, one region or place at a time), which required some decisions about toponymy for names of places, people, and in-world history/lore, because pretty world maps can still feel boring without stories of who lives there:
Whatās in a Name? Fictional Toponymy for Fantasy Maps - process piece for how I developed naming conventions.
Custom Fantasy Map Illustration - portfolio page for my found-texture digital map work.
The Game Board, 2022 Version - One result of all this was a big fat map poster I'm still proud of.
Creating a Homebrew Fantasy Atlas
A map can only show the names, thoughāit can't tell the stories to a compelling level of detailāso here's where I got to combine lots of my different personal and professional interests and experience: my own fantasy gazetteer. I made all the maps (aforementioned map nerd), I did all the design work (two decades of experience in publication layout), I created/edited all the iconography/imagery (two decades in design plus two more before that as a generally creative person), and I composed/compiled all the lore (I have an English BA and I dabbled in journalism for a few years). Et voila: "The Nua Gazetteer, Vol. 1" was born.
The Nua Gazetteer, Volume 1: Lands and Lore of Aviridia - portfolio page for the main gazetteer project.
The Nua Gazetteer: Announcement - kickoff/kick in the pants for me to get going on this beast.
The Nua Gazetteer: Production Notes - process and influences on the project as a whole.
The Nua Gazetteer: Release Notes - posts for the digital (2022) and print (2023) gazetteer release.
And that's not even getting into the recording project I did for seven of my bard's songs. Maybe I'll do, like, a brief "Music Monday" series. None of this will ever have the juice of my one runaway Minthara post, but whatever. If it's compelling for me (a brain-rotted lore-bard), it won't be bullshit for you. Thanks for reading all the way to the end!
#ltb worldbuilding wednesdays#fantasy maps#5e maps#worldbuilding#5e worldbuilding#fantasy cartography#i never know how to best tag stuff but whatever#optimization is boring
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is the recoil of my rifle
#i have fever which seemed like an optimal condition to draw him. i guess.#ogata hyakunosuke#golden kamuy#at least the colours are less boring now. bye.#***png#eye strain ///
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Tell me you don't play indie games without telling me you don't play indie games.
#indie games#video games#youtube#aaa games#wow maybe if you play games that aren't made with the player experience in mind they are boring!#wow if I play games that hinder skill expression i have less fun!#wow when I play games and look up how to play it optimally I'm bored!#idk man maybe the games you play suck#play indie games im literally begging you to play better games#they're cheaper and a better bang for their buck just play indie games#even though nintendo still tends to make some amazing stuff they're still trash compared to the heights indie games reach nowadays#play some damn indie games#maybe some middleware games too
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A Syllabus For Survival:
All About Love: New Visions, Bell Hooks
Psalm for the Wild Built, Becky Chambers
The Book of Delights, Ross Gay
Life on Mars, Tracy K. Smith
Letters to a Young Poet, Rilke
Dogfish, Mary Oliver
Ode to Friendship, Noor Hindi
VI Wisdom: The Voice of God, Mary Karr
The World, Neil Hillborn
#I thought about it and actually I DO think we owe each other grace and empathy and forgiveness and optimism. sorry.#listen to me:#yes reading nonfiction can be difficult and boring. but if there is one book of essays you should read in your life it is all about love#or at least read chapter six (living by a love ethic)#misery is not your god. do not let it dictate your life.#what will you do today to resist domination?#squawk tag
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#personal#tbf i had money saved for ff16 for a long time but that game is boring and runs like ass on pc#while this one looks better and actually optimized so why not?
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the tridisaster trio survived origin and you can pry that shit from my cold dead hands
āoh but joshua said that he couldnt sense bahamutā bahamut was knocked out by ultimaās attack. we never see dionās dead body- he has also survived falling from much greater heights
āWe watched joshua dieā and clive healed his wounds. they never confirmed to what extent
and clive literally woke up on the beach.
#saying they died is BORING#wheres your HOPE#wheres your OPTIMISM#final fantasy xvi spoilers#final fantasy 16 spoilers#dion lesage#clive rosfield#joshua rosfield#ff16#final fantasy xvi#final fantasy 16
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I haven't drawn using regular graphite in literal years so I decided to do a bit of a warm-up to see if I still remember how. Turns out I do!
#Rose#Flowers#Art#My Art#Graphite#I'm honestly not even sure what pencil I was using#It was a weird one#Not optimal for a smooth look#So it's a bit grainier than I would usually go for#But ah well#And I got really bored by the time I reached the leaf x'D
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first female loz director and the gerudo seem to be written fine enough? wow... there ain't no way I thought we were in the worst timeline after totk
Yeah got through the main quest with the gerudo, it wasn't painful! It wasn't even bad! Still got them outfits but for the most part it was like oh cool!
I would say a lot of that oh cool is from the fact they didn't do a lot to even fuck it up to begin with, I'm gonna be real with yall this game is NOT worth $60USD
Edit: lemme say one thing, you know when people were being like damn totk story wasn't dark or mature at all why was this compared to Majora's mask again? And then all the zeldatwt people came out and said zelda is just a kid series domt expect good writing uH
This one feels like a kid's game. That ain't to say it's terrible I would say, hell I'm not far in it if I get something crazy that's like OH FUCK I'll reblog this post and say something but uh.....game for babies I'm gonna be shocked if anyone struggles with any puzzles cuz you CAN CHEESE THEM EASY ITS š«¢š¤
EDIT EDIT: I SWEAR IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE A DOWNER..... @ezlo-x HAS BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN PLAYING....THEY KNOW I HAVENT BEEN A PARTY POOPER.....
#its......seems quick#the sidequests are very boring tbh#like this game should of been 45-50 max not 60#its cute i like it so far but oh my god the optimization and game design could of been way better#and after botw/totk like....how do i put this#its like nintendo heard hey we need a LITTLE bit of rail roading and then#š¬#basically...example#for a main quest i have to go to 2 places to get people#i went to the 2nd place first and it......didnt update the side quest even though she should of gone to the meeting place#thTs apart of the quest but no i had to go to the 1st guy no matter what#and its like.....hey botw not totk would do that#most GAMES in general now wouldnt do something like that#also yall gonna hate the fact there is no organization or favorites tool for the echoes#game is fun so far but uH#i got through the first dungeon FAST FAST like this is not a return to form#minish cap dungeons i dont think were that fast and theyre simple#also anyone that says this dorsnt have mechanics from the wilds games yes it does#tri has an ability thats JUST ultra hand#oh and its not good in this game#yall gonna fucking hate it#unless somehow a pirated version doesnt allow you to rotate the fucking item or move it in a way that goes behind me#without me locking off and then back on again after repostioning myself#im worried its a feature and not an anti piracy measure#me and GC are gonna finish this up this week but dang i havent even done the whole first part of the main quest#if i had this on the switch i could see how fast i could play through the game WHILE talking to people and having fun and exploring#also oh my god the zora side quest very cute but when eveeyone knows how the game goes ill make one complaint in the tags one day#funny thing its not story....ITS GAMEPLAY#yhe story in the game is fine and i say that cuz its....very simple#HELL A LOT OF NPCS DONT GOT NAMES THAT ARE VISIBLE
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Ok as long as I'm also begging God to shape games in my favorite series [plural] in a specific way. Please for the love of fuck let the next fire emblem game (not counting the genealogy remake if that is indeed happening. the next original one whenever that is) PLEASE take notes from Engage's gameplay and not 3H's
please I'm fucking begging Engage had the best gameplay the series has seen in forever I don't care what they do with the story and supports and everything but if they choose to make the gameplay more like 3H than engage just because 3H sold well I WILL find out who made that decision, break into their house and decapitate myself in front of them while their family tries to eat breakfast
#if i have to sit through another FE where the actual tactics gameplay has been made as boring as fucking possible#i do not CARE how good the writing ostensibly is because FE writing always falls apart if you glance at it for more than five minutes#with the exception of tellius and jugdral and if you want to be really generous maybe part of elibe#but at least 65% of the series is 'look this is written like crap can we just skip to the reveal of which dragon is responsible this time'#CONVERSELY JUST LEAN INTO THE WHATEVER WRITING IF YOU HAVE TO AND MAKE THE GAMEPLAY GOOD#i'm not even talking about BALANCING the game properly i have no expectations of THAT lmao#even engage as fun as the maps and mechanics are the balancing was still laughable. kagetsu why did they make you into God#BUT I CAN OVERLOOK THEIR INABILITY TO BALANCE CHARACTERS PROPERLY. JUST MAKE THE MAPS GOOD#GIVE ME INTERESTING TACTICAL OPTIONS AND NO COMPLETE FREE FOR ALL CLASS CHANGE#if we ever get another game where 'make everyone into a wyvern lord' can legitimately be considered a semi-optimized strategy. ill die#and ill be very mad about it.
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really funny to me that ppl perceive emets solus body at like 60s. he looks blatantly younger than varis or like, the same age. varis is 46
#ffposting#which tbf varis just... thats not what a mid 40s man usually looks like... i think his evil pills made him age way faster#but still. im sorry i cant imagine emet running around in a 60 y/o body on purpose. except to complain abt excruciating back pain#argument could be made about how in drusillas flashbacks from 20 yrs ago he looked the exact same#but being honest with you i genuinely think SE just got lazy & didnt wanna make him yet another custom model.#68 y/os do not look like that either... his skin is wayyy smoother than it should be hes lacking many wrinkles#& it could be an issue on SE's part since making characters look old is a real problem for them a lot of the time#but like drusilla Is right there looking believably old. emet isnt going around that old#its just not optimal if he wants to be as comfortable as possible anyway. & you know he loves his comfort#hmmm & the bozja incident was 15 yrs ago right??#the solus seen in cids trauma flashbacks wasnt actually present then but it can be surmised thats what he looked like at the time#highly doubt he physically aged hard as fuck in just 5 years. no one wouldve bought it as a normal phenomenon#sorry i think about the timeline a lot. when i call emet an old man its above all bc he has an old man soul#that guy was 5 years old sighing like he bore the burdens of three lifetimes already i know it.
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local idiot feels brief moment of joy finding legendary pokemon in rom hack before being painfully reminded of how soulsucking the capture mechanics of this series are
#pokemon#35 balls on ho-oh. damn#i love meeting some of the most awe-inspiring and powerful creatures ever designed just to press an use button on them#and no learning the ins and outs of the mechanics does not make it anymore exciting or strategic to me#optimizing it does not make it less boring
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So I finally got the last achievement in Stardew (again), and the last hat matches Tumble's outfit perfectly. Even moreso because she used to have a Blue Bow/Ribbon for her design.
It's funny how that lined up.
#stardew valley#I'm probably still gonna play a bit despite getting to Perfection again#I should probably post my farm at some point#It's pretty well optimized but not so much that it's boring or that I can't have fun with what I grow
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Finally back in the lab and Iām so mad at myself for not getting my pipette tip organizer done already. Itās so tedious :(
I was gone for a little more than a week so thereās just piles of BOXES needing TIPS and AUTOCLAVING
#important but awful work#lab#woes#despair#agony#thereās so fucking many#research#is 99% just#tedious work that could be faster if someone just used a 3D printer#like I walked into the lab and the first thing I started doing was optimizing (which is partly why I was hired as an assistant anyways)#I donāt make these solutions because Iām smart or because of a good heart#itās because Iām lazy and donāt want to do them#I would rather spend more time writing a program than doing a boring thing#kill me
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you make a compelling argument...
#banch.txt#cats#i'm looking at cheap cat toys online and i gotta say. looks pretty grim for the most part#8 million words in the title for search engine optimization and the reviews are like 'my cat got bored'#yeah they do that
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Wait, aww does dipper sometimes cook for bill? (Well saying making spicy instant noodles is cooking is a little far fetched but still)
I mean, sometimes!
In the Familiar AU, Dipper and Mabel basically grew up with Stan - and experienced the cooking skills thereof. When faced with choosing a life of glitter in his digestive tract, or earnest but burnt waffles, Dipper figured he might as well learn to cook. He's not winning any culinary awards or anything, but he can follow a recipe and make a decent pasta dish.
Besides. The alternative to Dipper cooking for Bill - is Bill cooking for Dipper. And since Bill's idea of delicacies involve terms like 'unholy abomination', 'unbearably spicy', or 'still squirming', Dipper's more likely than not to shove him out of the kitchen.
They mostly get lot of takeout.
#answers#Technically Bill's the more *skilled* cook. He's super old and eternally knowledgeable and all#Seen everything and learned so much. Probably would watch British Bakeoff while really drunk and make rude commentary#In theory he could make incredible human-edible meals - but where's the fun in that??? They're so BORING#He likes to get Experimental instead!#Good thing Dipper's experienced with less than optimal cooking. He's got a strong stomach#Mostly Bill's uninterested in cooking. When he *does* cook it's best not to ingest the contents unless you're feeling really lucky#So mostly Dipper doesn't#Bill may not *intentionally* poison Dipper - but he's risk-averse#Seriously there's a lot of microwave meals and takeout for these two#Dipper's not gonna spend time to cook when he could be doing other things. Something he takes after Ford in#The upside of Bill having very - shall we say - *expansive* tastes in his dining is that even when Dipper messes up a recipe#Bill eats it without complaint. Maybe some mockery! But not like. Bitching about it.#Dipper just shrugs and is glad the food's not going to waste#Time for instant noodles again#I will add the single exception for Bill's culinary contributions - If Dipper's really sick. Or achingly injured#Bill *might* make a pretty decent soup
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That's what you said about Mariana, Ms. Servin, and yet here you are!
#madre solo hay dos#who's unironically into these two though? romantically platonically Idc Ana/Mariana is gonna happen anyway but the progress so far has been#...less than optimal#I'm watching this after a sleepless night and getting drunk and let me tell you: it helps#'cause I'm zoning out when the most boring parts come and they are many#(Ana being jealous/exploring her sexuality ain't one of them obviously)#mshd spoilers
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