#opinion

[spirits-n-giggles]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice HOT take:

Where are all my monster fuckers at?!?!?!

Who knew Betlegeuse had a heart? I mean yeah he tried to contract Lydia to marry him AGAIN, but the only deal they had was to save her daughter. He didn't have to bring Delia back for a goodbye, he didn't have to make Rory tell the truth, and.... HE was the one to have her sign the contract, but still broke the contract rules to help her out? Hmmmm....

Sure we can assume he's just connonically stupid and didn't bother to read the fine print - he didn't exactly have the most smarts when he was alive so take with that what you will. (EDIT: But I absolutely would argue that Betelgeuse has been burned at least once before when not reading the fine print on a marriage contract and I can see him rigorously knowing every single word in the one he made for Lydia since he's clearly had a thing for her for some time.)

Oh yeah, he's definitely the same sleazy, horny, rotted nasty ass as before, but now he's Lydia's sleazy, horny, rotted nasty ass, and I'm here for it!! 🖤💚 If you ask me, this movie was the start of their actual terribly beautiful relationship (give or take the musical and the TV show lol they can all fit together if we really wanted them to. It's called having an imagination.)

Plus, I love me a good old-fashioned contractual marriage plot. I might have seen one too many k-dramas but those are always the most fun and cononically, I see Lydia and Betlegeuse as more of a partnership marriage anyway where she uses her power to solve whodunit mysteries in the living world or some shit, and she works with BJ to get shit done - like the cartoon 90s show. I see it as a Scully and Mulder situation where - Lydia does actually love BJ (and even be into him), but she will never admit it.... until later. Now I just need a good slow burn.

Honestly, cononically she's most likely gonna die and they're gonna get together in the afterlife and no one can tell me otherwise!

There are definitely antis for this couple isn't there? Aaahhh~~ yes, I can smell their cheeto-covered fingers and day-old red bull breath as we speak. 🤌 (EDIT: I'm fine if you don't ship them, just please don't be a dick to me about my ship. :D)

[moremorejumpsigma]

Do we fw Apollo designs being portrayed as a little more on the feminine side or nah

[sher-ee]

[nyancrimew]

OPINION: stop studying cybersecurity because of me

im trying to get u into activism, not college

[very-straight-blog]

Something about Aemond clinging to the Targaryen legacy, trying to get all of its attributes, including the world's largest dragon, but still having trouble controlling Vhagar. Something about the fact that Aegon, at the same time, denies everything related to his family, but has a dragon that obeys him naturally and intuitively, even when Aegon speaks English. Something about how it echoes the Iron Throne that Aemond craves so much, but that Aegon gets by birthright even though he doesn't want it.

[myjetpack]

My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books.

[kaininaie]

[ghostslimu]

you will never be a bad person for not reblogging a post on tumblr, please remember that

[incorrectbatfam]

Question: do you think it's better for Cass to be verbal or nonverbal?

Secret third option where she has one line a day like Ferb and it's an absolute zinger

[mcromwell]

AI shit is artificially inflated to appear like "the future", "the way of the future", "new standard" etc.

Remember a couple years ago who was saying the same type of shit?

Crypto bros.

Remember all the companies that adopted NFTs and crypto payment options from the hype? Compare that to the state of crypto now.

Brands are easily swayed by smooth talking tech nerds looking to make a lot of money fast and then split when the tech ends up not performing as well as advertised or too expensive to sustain long term. Or when the public gets bored. They got bored of NFTs, it wouldn't surprise me if AI generated shlock becomes solely synonymous with bootlegs and the companies already producing cheap crap.

This article goes into it a bit more, here's a quote.

"Would it surprise you to learn that OpenAI is also not making any money, and relies on investments from venture capital to stay in the black? Because they are not making any money and rely on investments to stay in black. Part of this is because of the technology itself: according to Microsoft, which has invested $13 billion into OpenAI, they lose money each time a user makes a request using their AI models."

Stay strong, y'all. I'm not saying this tech isn't harmful (it is super harmful) but the situation is not hopeless.

[doodlesketchgirl]

i'm curious

reblog for a larger sample size

edit: yes, op is now aware of the fact Gyatt is an AAVE, not a slang used originally by gen alphas, sorry

[vyorei]

Full article here:

[giatara-selfships]

I want the general Tumblr user's opinion on selfshipping

Selfshipping is shipping yourself with a fictional character. Someone who selfships may or may not be attracted to real people.

[amoranp]

How ellie would dress, If she were a teenager in the normal world:

"Now that Ellie is nineteen years old, we wanted to explore how having a more secure teenage life would influence her style. It had to be functional yet allow HER PERSONALITY TO COME THROUGH. Contemporary rebellious youth aesthetics have always been at the heart of Ellie's costuming." (Art book)

People when a lesbian (masc!) wants to be basic: 😱😭😵😖😔😧☠️

IMAGES DON'T BELONG TO ME!!!!

[poltergirlst]

in my opinion, accepting your submissive nature is the red pill that many men should take

[very-straight-blog]

I feel physically sick from this scene. Aegon had just lost his child - his son and heir, the ray of light in his life. And all these people around him, some of whom are his family, don't sympathize with him and don't grieve for Jaehaerys, instead they coolly propose to make the boy's funeral an act of propaganda. And that expression on his face when he looks at everyone, as if asking for help and support, like: "Are you crazy? Do you understand what you're saying?" And he doesn't find any of it. I just see that he's on the verge of a panic attack.

Gif belongs to @barbieaemond