#opening bank account

[twainshirley7787]

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Top banking mistakes you cannot afford to make

Although banking offers numerous benefits, most people need help with the procedure. Every time you conduct a banking transaction, you and your bank communicate. Such as cashing out from an ATM or depositing a check, among many other things. It is normal to make mistakes, but doing so while conducting financial transactions with your bank could cost you more. So, while doing banking activities, you should be more cautious because a single mistake can lead to big losses.

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[deyonehogg]

Things to learn regarding zero balance account opening with debit card access:

Zero balance accounts have become popular in today's banking environment as easily accessible options that provide financial inclusion to a larger group of people. These accounts have no minimum balance requirements, which makes them appealing choices for people who want banking services without having to keep a certain amount on hand. Debit cards further improve the usefulness of these accounts by facilitating simple access to money and a host of banking functions. This is a thorough post that will walk you through opening a debit card-accessible account with zero balance savings account online:

Look into your banking options:

Find out which banks offer debit card access and zero balance accounts. Compare the fees they charge for services, the features available for online banking, the availability of physical branches and ATMs, and any other benefits or rewards they may provide. Keep things like savings interest rates, transaction costs, and account management simplicity in mind. To guarantee a smooth financial experience with your debit card and zero balance account, look for companies recognized for their dependable customer support and user-friendly online banking systems.

Have the required documents:

Required documents include gathering valid identity, address evidence, and income-related documentation. Bring official identification, such as a passport, PAN card, or Aadhar card, to prove your identity. You should also have supporting documentation attesting to your address, including utility bills or rental agreements. Get income tax returns (ITR) or salary slips to document your income.

Choose The Account Type:

Once you have these documents together, evaluate each bank's account kinds. Consider straightforward savings accounts or more specialized choices based on your needs, including salary or student accounts. Consider account features that correspond with your financial objectives, such as interest rates, overdraft capabilities, and other benefits. Knowing the many account kinds makes it easier to choose the one that best meets your banking needs and provides the features and perks you want for your financial goals.

Application for Debit Cards

Apply for a debit card connected to the account after opening the zero balance account online. Fill out the bank's debit card application form, including all relevant documentation and personal information. Apply in person at the bank branch or online via the bank's mobile application or website. Following processing, the debit card will be issued by the bank. You may then activate it and use it for various purchases and transactions, taking advantage of the convenient cashless transactions and simple money access that comes with using a debit card.

Turn on and Utilize the Debit Card

Once you receive the debit card, activate it by following the steps provided by the bank, which usually require activating the card via an ATM or phone call. Establish a security PIN (personal identification number). Once activated, use the card for POS, contactless payments, internet purchases, and ATM withdrawals. Learn about the rules of overseas usage, spending caps, and security features. Look for any strange behavior with the card, and immediately notify the bank.

Wrapping It Up:

The above points give you crystal clear insights regarding zero balance account opening online with debit card. People can obtain necessary financial services and efficiently manage their finances by knowing the process and taking advantage of the available features.

[fernandoadwin22]

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[ahappydnp]

maybe this is just the tinfoil hat talking but i 100% believe that the bank account question answer is NOT true dsfdskjfhdsjkhf like i know its a meme but to me thats such a random personal question of how u handle the finances like there is objectively no way dan doesnt have a bank account that is literally not how adulting (cant believe i said that seriously) works

oh no the question wasn't even about finances at all, dnp brought it up completely of their own volition (the question was what the other does that's helpful). and they didn't say that dan doesn't have a bank account at all (because no that's just not feasible lmao), phil said that 90% of the gaming channel income goes into his account, so it's more likely that's the account they use for work/ reimbursed expenses since it was brought up after they mentioned taxes.

they definitely have their own accounts, and probably joint business/savings accounts

[amaryllidaceaee]

dates

hi im autistic and i like numbers and dates so im gonna think abt that with petrigrof to think about a timeline because its fun

Since this is an early mobile phone

mobile phones became available to the public in 1983

and this (came out about: HMMM its giving me early 2000s like early early 2002 but correct me if im wrong) like I remember round cd players like this but also to be fair we had flip phones until 2018 so we were behind ig

cheers ran from 1982 to 1993

(also fun detail from stakes the song marceline sings with two bread tom is from a sit com that ran from 1985 to 1990 as well)

also if hes doing an exhibit about the 1990s they already happened

Also fionnas phone is from 2000 so 2000 happened and made phones

So yeah like a lot of ppl i think the mushroom war took place in the 2000s and betty and simon probably met in the early 1990s maybe even late 1980s if we think abt it hooray her headphones also give early 1990s

BUT IM NOT DONE

The average age for a grad student in the us is 33 so lets say they are in their late 20s early 30s when they meet in 1993 (im just making stuff up now) im gonna say shes 27 or 28 since its implied she is Currently a grad student and im ignoring marcys scrapbook because that will never make sense) and hes already graduated that and is doing a phd okay so say hes 30 more or less in 1993

If a person is 30 in 1993 that means they were born in 1963 and in 2003 they would be forty so simon and marcy would take place in 2010 if hes approx 47 and marceline is 7 she would have been born exactly in 2003 when the war and apocalypse happened which yknow my maths and estimates not great but i think is interesting anyway. Im gonna say he puts on the crown in the year 2000 and betty also disappears into the future in 2000

Also if betty is 28 (born 1965) when they meet plus 7 years means she is 35 when she goes into the future and 37 in come along with me

also if finn is 16 when elements takes place and shes on mars all through to temple of mars that means she spends a year on mars more or less and about 2-3 years in the future/ooo

If simon reverts back to before the crown that would make him 40 lets say and 52 in fionna and cake

Also if simon puts on the crown in 2000 and he leaves marceline when she is 11-10 years old it takes him approx 14 years to get to that point which is just interesting but also sad

more fun things

996 years from 2010 is 3006

finn is born 2992 (if he is 14)

also shermy and beth (if its 1000 years from 3009) would take place in 4009 making marceline 2006 years old by that point

[theladyofbloodshed]

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Mr. and Mrs. Klaus (Fluffmas Day 1)

Fluffmas day one! I know this is late chat but I'm gonna get caught up I swear, things have just been really really hectic lately for me and I'm trying to my best to even keep my head above water. I got a sinus infection from Hell the other day as well so I'm also attempting to recover from that. Anyways I hope you all enjoy, likes and comments are really appreciated!

Warnings: none, slight angst if you squint about JJ's childhood. I can't write anything without a touch of angst, okay? But otherwise just pure fluff!

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Pouges didn’t have much. It was no secret. It was a fact of life. And childhood on the Cut was…interesting. It was interesting because you grow up to be a really fun teenager with some mild to severe adjustment issues. But childhood? Childhood bit it hard. You remember, while the kooks would leave for the winter. Going skiing, leaving half the island empty, watching your parents struggle to decide between paying for light or your Christmas gifts. 

You remember watching your mom and dad screaming at each other, your mom bought you something amazing for you and your dad flipped his shit over it. You, the oldest of four kids, cooked dinner with whatever it is you have in the fridge, while your mom and dad worked. Or maybe you and your parent got into a fight because it was just the two of you. And your dad was a drunk piece of shit.

But there was one thing all Pouge kids remember: the Community Christmas. When some guy got paid six dollars an hour or got paid in a six pack, to sit there with a bunch of Pogue kids. They would tell him what they wanted for Christmas, maybe for their mom or dad to come home. For their parents to stop fighting, for it to stop being so cold in the winter. 

It was the small moment of peace and joy all children got. "Santa" usually did a pretty good job. He would give you candy canes, pats on the head, assure you that you were a good kid, and he was always looking out for you. That no matter where you go or what you do, Santa was there for you with the best hot chocolate you’d ever get. And then you walked home with your parents afterwards, star struck that Santa even came to this shitty little side of the island, you thought Santa was only for Kooks.

Until a few years ago. A few years ago, when you took your little sister to see Chris Kringle. It was Scooter Grub, always an odd fellow, but either way things got even worse when the children saw him. And immediately began crying because he looked like a jaundice rat. And then they all started crying, and the event was abruptly canceled. That brings us to now.

It was getting chilly, and your youngest sister was getting antsy. The way all children do around Christmas time. 

You picked her up from school? 'What color car does Santa drive?'

You and JJ took her to get some ice cream with the last six dollars in your pockets? ‘Does Santa like ice cream?’

JJ was in your room without his shirt on? ‘Why isn’t JJ fat like Santa?’

You put a red shirt on her? ‘Why is red Santa’s favorite color?’

You and your mom went to the grocery story? ‘Did you get the cookie ingredients?’

But since Scooter Grub, then the emergence of COVID, then a myriad of storms that wrecked your island continuously, you could see that little innocence that all kids have, that adoration of Christmas was beginning to fade. Just a little bit. 

It was all over The Cut. You see it, when kids don’t even run home from school anymore, they just vape in the parking lot or ride aimlessly around town. The truth is, the reason why so many kids didn’t realize how shit like on The Cut was, was because the adults did everything to make it better. They gave you their last twenty dollars for you and your friends to go get a snack, they gave you hand me downs so frequently and you didn’t even realize they were hand me downs so to you, you had an abundance of clothes. And lately the adults just haven’t been doing it.

So maybe it was time for someone else to step in. 

It was a usual afternoon for you and JJ. Having a smoke session, laying on each other while your bodies felt alive but calm. Your legs slightly twitched with each passing moment and JJ was letting out slow exhales. As you both sat silently, just letting random music play from your CD player. His abs felt like laying on a water bottle, the solid lines and bumps over his skin, combined with the smell of sea salt after you two went surfing in the cold ocean. Something about being high and damp, while the heat from your heater warmed your room up slowly, was just so relaxing. Relaxing enough that you thought you imagined the doorbell ringing. 

Until it rung again. You heard your dogs barking from the living room, clearly alerted by the arrival of a stranger and you lifted yourself up from on top of JJ. Your mouth felt dry no matter how much water you were drinking, and JJ rubbed his eyes slowly. The breeze touched every part of your skin. Except there was no breeze, you were just moving and could feel everything. 

Opening the door, you saw a woman. She was about twenty-four, hair pulled back in a ginger ponytail and wearing a light blue sweater and sweatpants. It was cold out but the type of cold that delighted you two from every part of your body.

“Hi! I’m looking for Natalia and Dane, are they home?” You blinked, slowly, your addled brain processed. Those were your parents. Okay. No, they were not home.

“No…sorry. What do you want?” JJ was now behind you, fidgeting with your bikini straps and you allowed him too.

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Now you were here. Wearing a Mrs. Klaus costume, while JJ tried to keep the stuffing under his shirt together to make him look fat. The rest of the Pouges were laughing, taking pictures, before they wandered off to explore the rest of the little Christmas festival that had been set up. You just had to stop being so agreeable while on drugs. 

Children came up one by one, their parents slightly apprehensive. It had been a few years since Santa came to visit, but the last memory wasn’t good. But in comparison, JJ’s handsome face wasn’t going to be scaring any children away. 

That woman was trying to revive some of the community resources on The Cut, before their funding got cut. She took one look at you and JJ, then promptly decided that you two were her perfect Mr. and Mrs. Klaus. 

So here you were with JJ. JJ who had a little boy on his lap with a seemingly endless list of questions, and a little girl who was standing in front of you. Staring up with wide eyes scanning your costume looking for anything that indicated that you weren’t the real Mrs. Klaus. JJ was now lifting the little boy off his lap, handing him back to his father and shooting you a look that said, ‘holy shit could he talk’. 

A soft tug grabbed your attention as the little girl pulled your dress around the soft white fluffy lining. Her nose was running, and her locs were pulled into two pig tails. Where was a tissue when you needed one?

A charming smile made its way to your lips, and you put on your friendliest voice.

“Yes honey?” 

Her gloved little hands motioned for you to come in closer and you squatted down to her eye level.

“I know your secret.” She whispered softly in your ear. The next child was sat on JJ now, asking him for a box of condoms and JJ was stunned into silence trying to figure out the best course of action. 

“What’s that dear?” You smiled wider. This kid thinks she knows your secret? Which secret? You had a ton, including but not limited to that time you and JJ went skinny dipping in some random Kook’s pool.

“You aren’t the real Mr. and Mrs. Klaus. I know you just tell them about us, so I wanna talk to you and Santa.” 

Smart kid. But it was your job to grant the wishes of children. The line was slowing down, while happy families mingled about. JJ was sternly telling the boy he was too young to need condoms in the fourth grade, no matter what his older brother tried to teach him about getting girls.

“I don’t care what he told you, you are too young for that. You and your girlfriend can stick to holding hands and maybe a kiss on the cheek.” The little boy pouted, and JJ took him off his lap. The little boy kicked the fake snow that was powdered around you two. Usually, he wouldn’t give such a stern lecture but you two know that little boy.

You two agreed to watch him and his brother a handful of times when his parents had something to attend too, and his hippie parents paid you two in different ways. Like beer, cheap jewelry that you two just loved, weed, dinner with the family once they arrived home. JJ was never really asked to babysit without you though, and when he did babysit with you, he took on the role of enforcing the rules you set for the kids.

If he was it was, ‘hey JJ, can you watch Billy and Jamie while I run to the grocery store? I’ll be back in 30 minutes and don’t need CPS all over my ass for child abandonment again. I’d take them with me, but they always shoplift from the grocery store, and I can’t keep flirting with that manager or he’ll try to slip it in me.’ JJ was who you leave your kid with so you can say there’s someone over the age of thirteen there with them, or someone who could answer the door when the cops showed up while you were out. Overall, JJ knew he’d certainly have to give Mr. and Ms. Crawford a phone call about their kids' afterschool activities.

“And what Mrs. Klaus and I do is grown up business!” He called as the kid walked off while flipping him off, JJ's distinguishable accent slipping through. You leaned over, tapping his shoulder over the decorative red painted ropes that were lined around the side of you two.

“Mr. Klaus, this little lady has something she wants to tell us.” He turned, eyes scanning the two of you. Then he let out a jolly laugh and ushered you two over to his side, ignoring the parent and child who noticed the line momentarily empty and were making their way over.

You lifted her up, over the rope and into JJ’s gentle hands. It was weird seeing him wear gloves, but he was oddly enjoying this. Or at least seemed to be. Skipping over the rope, you came to his side naturally. It was just where you were destined to be. 

“What can we help you with?” He asked, while she fidgeted with the cotton of his sleeves. She ushered you both closer, and he quizzically glanced into your dark eyes. You gave a shrug in response.

“Please tell Santa all I want for Christmas is my mom to come home safe so I can spend Christmas with her instead of my dad and Samantha. And for my dad to break up with Samantha because she makes brussels sprouts, and it smells really gross.” She whispered, with a little voice. 

You did know this little girl. Poor thing, her parents divorced two years ago, and her mom recently left for basic training. She didn’t even know pretty soon she wouldn’t be on the OBX. It wasn’t easy, but the way she explained it to your mom was that the money she’s going to get from being in active duty she could pay for her daughter to finally live a better life. She’d get her wish soon; every Christmas would be with her mom once she got her first deployment and they up and left. Her dad didn’t even put up a fight for custody, the way he explained it to your dad he knew his ex-wife could do better by her. He certainly wasn’t doing right by her by hooking up with Samantha ‘Crabshack’ Ramekin. Real bitch but whatever. You’d probably never see her again after this winter. 

You sucked in a shivery breath and let out a shaky exhale. JJ clasped your hand that was resting on the arm rest of his chair. Hearing about things like this were always tough on you.

“We’ll let him know. Here,” He handed the little girl a peppermint,

“Merry Christmas ma’am.”

And the peppermint was like gold to her. She beamed, letting out a thank you that revealed that she was missing her front two teeth. Then she slid off ‘Santas’ lap, then she shoved the peppermint into her pocket along with her hands and scampered off. JJ gave you a little squeeze, and you found it in you to swallow the lump in your throat. The next kid had wandered up and was bouncing in excitement. This would be a jumper. Like the ones who jumped into JJ’s lap with their full weight.

His mother came up with a camera and asked you both for a picture. You smiled, placing a hand on JJ’s shoulder and tilting your head while JJ willed the child to hold still on his lap and maybe stop elbowing him in the stomach. And the smile of that little boy when his mom showed him the picture made all this worth it.

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JJ stepped into your room while you counted the money you two got from the day. $104 dollars. Eighty dollars in tips. $184 dollars in total, to be split between the two of you. JJ got 60% because bills need to be paid, you got 40% because you needed to buy new hair supplies to redo your little sisters hair for Christmas.

“How’s it looking, are we short?” JJ asked, while he dropped his towel. Normally you’d drool over his chiseled ass, but instead you began sorting out your cuts and punching numbers into your calculator. Money makes the world go round and it moved you and JJ as well. He pulled on his boxers and a pair of pajama shorts, watching you scribble something down in your notepad.

He loved your little habit of keeping track of all your little side hustles, and the pages you had with the work you two had done together. You wasted no time in writing down the money you two were owed, and making sure you got what you were owed anymore. Not since an incident last November. JJ still remembers how much work it was for you two to go beat that guy up. Especially when ‘don’t make us come back’ didn’t work and JJ did have to go back while you were at work.

“We’re perfect baby!” You chirped, smacking the pencil down on the notepad and he beamed.

“Alright!” He grinned while he pulled a white t-shirt over his head. He pressed a kiss to your lips and you pushed his body from flopping onto the bed. More specifically the towel you laid down so you could count the money without dirtying your sheets. You handed him his share, and he ran his fingers over the green bills. He stole a rubber band from the rubber band ball you threw on your pillow, wrapped the money and placed it on the nightstand to the right of your bed. He didn’t have to double check with you, you would never stiff him. Then, you pulled out a shoe box from under your night stand and popped open the lid.

About two thousand dollars you had saved over time since your parents got better jobs and you didn’t have to help with bills all the time. Grabbing a rubber band, a marker and a small post-it note, your scribbled down the date and how much you had made. He watched you carefully put away the stack of bills, then the rubber band, notepad and post-its in the drawer beside your bed.

You gracefully pushed the towel off the bed and onto the floor next to your bed. And JJ took that as a welcome. He flopped down next to you, and you motioned for the hand sanitizer and wet wipes you kept next to your bed. He handed you a wipe and some sanitizer, waited for you to finish the sanitizing routine you always did after handling money. 

“Cold hard cash, you, and it’s nice and warm in here? Maybe Santa came early this year.” Taking his face in your hands, you planting a soft kiss to his cheek and nuzzled his face against yours. He smiled, that angel smile that he naturally has because JJ is a natural beauty and for a moment you remembered why you agreed to put on that costume today.

For kids like JJ, who got joy around the holidays to see Santa. Or who needed some sense of domesticity in their life for just a moment. You two did something today, you helped give kids who lost that spark that all children should have.

Nestling your face into his neck, you laid on his chest after adjusting your body. His skin was warm, and he smelt like your body wash. His hair smelt like your shampoo. His heart beat thrummed softly in his chest, and he pressed a kiss to your bonnet. Before you two could drift off into a peaceful sleep, a thought that you just needed to share with him crossed your mind. How could you sleep without letting your boyfriend in on everything that goes on up there?

“You know, those kids probably all know it was you today once they saw me.”

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“Well damn.”

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