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you know shit's fucked when you start daydreaming about high profile political protests instead of fictional characters. anyway, don't buy anything Feb 28.
#like what if every winner at the oscars just delivered a 1 sentence rebuke of musk or trump#as their opening line#or simply spent their whole time on it until the music played#or what if there were no jokes at all#just statements of ludicrous fact#what if hacktivists killed every cybertruck by injecting malware into the next software update while musk is busy taking over the u.s. gov#you KNOW he has to have some disgruntled employees#what if trump and luigi went head to head in a national poll abt who would run the country better#what if ... got any for me?#american dystopia#what if elon's next hat had something sewed into it to make his hair fall out
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I have this scene in my head. Of Nightwing sidling on towards a spot with a great vantage of where Haley's is getting set up for a visit, him finding one little ghost with a mauldin look and a heavy set to his shoulders. A soft chit chat under the dusk light as everything settles a little. Too far from the warm glow and bright laughter of that striped tent.
"You ever wonder what it'd be like if one tiny thing never went wrong?"
"All the time."
And so Wing pries out one more sob story on a chill fall roof. A surprise little one left behind in a hospital because of a heart condition there weren't the resources to care for. Not with a rambunctious 7 year old already and shows, follow ups and medications, testing and medical bills.
(The Fenton's, curiously happy to take on a little one who's already had a brush with death alongside his first breath. A little brother like Jazzy had been longing and arguing for.)
And Dick's stomach drops because he remembers. A hospital in Illinois, the worry, the strained expressions, the stress.
Can see the curve of his mother's nose, the thick fluff of wind tousled hair they share (one black, one now a luminescent white), the set of their father's eyes. In this dead and gone child's face.
(Another little brother lost far from Dick's reach)
Daniel Marcus Grayson for only as long as it took for the ink on the adoption papers to dry.
The Ghost Of A Grayson That Never Was
#Danny Fenton#Danny Phantom#Dick Grayson#Idk the ideas been haunting me#Open ended because there are sooooo many ways to spin this#Summer visit with a family that knows and loves him back home?#On the run from a reveal gone wrong?#Does Dick go to dig up the records and find a little brother who's been marked dead or missing by a shady gov agency?#or Photos of someone who's happy as a clam and startlingly sibling shaped#The concept of Dani having run into Haley's and the complications of THAT are also fun
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been thinking about timeskip suna for the past four hours as i suffer through getting my hair dyed
#his eyes are so pretty#little tmi here but I love living in a city that's so unsafe i had to bring my gov id and a deposit slip with me today#and it's currently shoved down my bra bc i am not leaving it in my car to get stolen#was also wearing a white shirt unfortunately so i took it off bc i'm getting my hair dyed so also i'm wearing an open button up and bra LMA#just needed to tell someone bc i've had this gov id in my bra for five hours#would not reccomend#i apologize to anyone if anyone takes the time to read this#ness' brainvomit <3
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endlessly compelled by the concept of Maeve realizing she needs Annie more than Annie needs her.
hear me out. she will be running around thinking she's doing Annie all the favors in the world, everything is ultimately up to her and she's being dragged into some vigilante nonsense against her will because without her the girl (and others) would die, except wait Annie has allies (some might even say friends), family, a somewhat functioning support system, raw chutzpah, and she can fucking fly. meanwhile Maeve is surrounded by bootlickers and backstabbers at best and doesn't really have any sort of plan for anything farther than 5 days from now--
and by "realizing" I mean Maeve's going to have to hit the darkest depths of bikini rock bottom before it even vaguely crosses her mind that maybe just maybe her relationship with Annie doesn't equal her giving Annie a stack of get out of jail free cards. in this fanfic i will
#obviously Annie needs Maeve as without her support the gang's options would be much more limited#but at the end of the day they'd still be in business#meanwhile what does Maeve have without Annie? (for the purposes of this exercise we're sticking with Elena as scorned ex)#whether or not Annie actually believes any of this is a separate conversation to dive into#yes this train of thought came to me directly because of the opening lines in What Could Have Been off the Arcane soundtrack. again.#and if you're asking whether I will slap this into a fic. first of all. yes. second of all. no don't ask when don't worry about it#Maevelight#maeveannie#the boys#chewing on my blorbos' naked bones like a coyote#me about to unleash the most yuri of propaganda on tumblr dot gov: hear me out
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Video: Table News: Crown of Ice
Status: Public
Link: Table News: Crown of Ice - YouTube
Date Posted: February 8th 2023
#wttt#wttsh#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#daily screenshot#wttt texas#wttt california#wttt louisiana#wttt gov#wttt florida#wttt new york#wttt montana#wttt north dakota#i almost put the date as 2013 o.o#the gov pic can be another live government reaction meme#i didn't add the “i don't do second aircrafts” line cus i got scared but i wanted to#guys feel free to suggest eps to do if you guys want my askbox is always open for specific eps suggestions
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#a memifesto is born#socialism#democracy#spirituality#shout out#ignoring spirituality is like ignoring your ears because you can't directly see them with your eyes#note i say not-religion-per se; spirituality highlights every individual's connection with the Almighty#spirituality may lead one to a religion or it may not- that is for one's own spirit to choose#freedom of religion- long live that#I think more critically than most atheists yet I'm also open minded and willing to admit i'm under the light of truth#I can admit I'm under the noon day sun...some facts I do accept#the moon being hollow as another example of something not intuitive yet overwheling evidence#showing yes the moon is hollow and that's as true as the noon day sun to me#science is discovering the hardwiring machinery of religion#ancients called them angels or demons or gods- we call them ETs UFOs or motherships#tomato tomahto#there are yet greater gods of those angels#we live in a post disclosure world...not to be a bootlicker but all world gov's admit UFOs are real#that had to count for something because it's been a switch within the past 3 decades#enlightened social planning#attempts at
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what about gov agere hc's if possible
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oh it’s definitely possible
cw for light angst at the end
Gov is definitely a flip
he’s not an amazing caretaker cause he’s new to it but tries his best
CDC and DC are regressors he takes care of
and they also take care of him!
when regressed Gov has meetings with his stuffed animals
“Mr Scales stop biting people!”
no his stuffed animals aren’t based off the states he doesn’t know what you mean
its a coincidence he has 51 of them!
yes he has one for Puerto Rico
Very bossy and lecture oriented
talks a LOT
autism
so many infodumps
embodiment of “uhm actually”
none of the states know he regresses
but the branch personifications know
basically all non-states do
he’s been babysat by Greg before
and hangs out with Space Force (an actual child, not a regressor)
has tried to drive a car while age regressed
DC caught him before the keys were even in his hand
Gov’s a bit of a brat
impure regression who? Gov.
he throws fits and screams and cries
his regression isnt very pretty
he’s forced to carry a lot of responsibility on his shoulders, and never had a childhood
so he throws fits when he can
but he also does enjoy playing
but he’s often lonely as well
knows almost nobody that regresses
and the ones he knows do regress would never regress with him
or at least that’s what he thinks/believes
has had to call meetings early when he’s babied because it makes him start slipping
#wttt#wttsh#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#requests open#fandom#wttt gov#wttt gov headcanons#wttsh gov#wttsh gov headcanons#headcanons#light angst
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bedtime story time!! [opens up local driver's manual]
#just me hi#plleagse#i got through the first chapter and then got hit by a wave of such powerful (but irrelevant) sleepiness i didn't even start ch.2 Lmao#even though it's like 3 pages. yeaaa#not kidding though i would do that kinda stuff when i was like <12. i still love reading car manuals abt airbags i do not know why gvdhfj#airbag section i love youuuu - people who remove their car manuals. why :(#it's like a magazine to me. but much better#it Is the same information over and over again but i Like that information. don't know how else to explain it jfbdjfks#the only thing is that if you're in an unfamiliar car you can't just go looking through their glove compartment for stuff that's weird#you could ask but that's real odd/funny request so hbfhs#i want to know at what point in the manual they thought it'd be a good time to mention that they can kill you so bad#like is it in the 6th part or the 3rd i must know#/anyway. what was i talkin about#OH yea driver’s manual#i wanna get my license this year that's my big big goal hfjsv#'there should be bigger ones though right' nope i want to be mobile and untrackable Lmfvshfbdh#i'm willin to give up untrackable i know how it is. i'd love mobile-at-will though i can't wait :33#//also just thought it's neat that my talk tag is like an opening greeting every time hfbsh#hi!! time for my Werds/Thouhts and Nothing Else jfhdj#//mhm i gotta get back to the manual though :/#i need a learner's permit but my parents think they can just avoid 90% of gov proceedings lmaoo#i mean. they Can. but look at where that's gotten us hjfvsh [camera pans to an empty white room with hovering text#saying Place Elements Here] oops#/YEAH though. locking in. aaauggggghhhhhughvahguhgahfhusgsgshagdhfyu [crawls out of the room]#toodles hfvshfj 💥
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why is applying for jobs the worst thing on the planet
#''you should apply as soon as a position opens! within two days tops!''#my sibling in christ. how are you even just customizing and tweaking resumes and cover letters and other docs you already have#while also still going to work and eating and all that#maybe it's the adhd but i can do *maybe* 2-3 applications on a day I don't work#especially if they're academic or gov jobs with extensive and varied applications#I'm lucky to get one done if it's very extensive#*screams*
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I'm so tired of seeing takes about U.S. politics from people who lack understanding about how the branches of government, the electoral college, and redistricting work and affect us. Please return to high school Civics, I am begging you.
#just as an example because i've been seeing takes about this:#no biden cannot do anything about roe v. wade#he cannot issue an executive order (executive orders must be based in pre-existing law)#he can propose and promote and sign federal legislation but he cannot pass it singlehandedly#that job belongs to congress#rinse and repeat ad nauseum for other issues#we have fucking checks and balances#crack open a damn civic literacy book. order the ap gov textbook from amazon if you feel so moved.#just learn something before you say something stupid
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yknow what GOOD i'm glad there's a spy this server was missing espionage. everybody lip wags on and fuckin on about trust and secrets and hiding SHUT UP IF YOU'RE HIDING WHERE ARE THE CIPHERS. WHERE ARE THE RIDDLES. WHERE ARE THE CODED MESSAGES. WHY IS BADBOYHALO THE ONLY ONE TALKING IN METAPHORS. WE HAVE CELL "THE ENIGMA" BIT.
MAKE YOUR DAMN BASE A LABYRINTHIAN NIGHTMARE. my waystone is at the entrance and you can ONLY ENTER MY BASE IF YOU KNOW WHICH DOOR ISN'T THE ENTRANCE TO A ROOM WITH A FAKE FLOOR AND SHARKS or what the fuck ever. there's a hidden path amidst ghost blocks FOLLOW IT OR DIE. PLEASE friends there are so many POSSIBILITIES. not to be twelve years old on main but a book series i read a while back had a secret area that was only accessible via a crazy ass alice in wonderland set of puzzles that would dump you in a moat if you failed, the concept being those who knew the path would take less time to enter than those who didn't. COME ON. secret rooms in secret rooms. this is my library but shhh this is my REAL library behind the fireplace and then THIS IS MY REAL LIBRARY BEHIND THIS BOOKCASE. make the world's most unintuitive create factory for big daddy breakfast and hide something in the middle of it WHO'S GOING TO COMB THROUGH THAT MUCH MACHINERY. NO ONE. NOBODY.
like bruh. i want them leaving notes like it's prohibition and they're trying to find a speakeasy. i want them smuggling information like the revolutionary war. i want them to talk like truckers when a cop is on the frequency. i want "one if by land two if by sea" type shit. ESPIONAGE. IS. COOL. DAMNIT.
#qsmp#shut up vic#block game brainrot#LIKE IS IT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR THE ENTRANCE TO ORDO THEORITAS TO BE MORE COMPLICATED#LIKE FUCK IT MAKE A BIG DAMN HALLWAY WITH GRAND WATERFALLS POURING FROM THE SIDES LIKE A DAMN BANK ENTRANCE IN A MOVIE#AND THEN AT THE TOP OF ONE OF THOSE WATERFALLS PUT A HOLE THAT LEADS TO AN ELEVATOR AND THAT'S THE ENTRANCE#BIG DAMN HALL ROOM WITH WATERFALLS AND A MEETING TABLE OH WOW LOOK AT THE ORDER BUT ACTUALLY THE R E A L ORDER-#HOLD MEETINGS OF MINIMAL IMPORT IN THE DECOY ROOM AND REAL IMPORTANT MEETINGS IN THE REAL ORDER#GRRRRRRRRRR I WANT ESPIONAGE#NOT ENOUGH ENCODED MESSAGES FOR A SERVER WHERE THEY ARE FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES TRYING TO OPERATE UNDER THE RADAR OF A SURVEILLANCE GOV#CMON#YOU'RE JUST SAYING THIS SHIT IN THE OPEN????#CAN I GET A BOOK CIPHER OR SOME SHIT AT L E A S T#CAN THEY BRING BACK THE WEIRD FUCKING GOOP CONSTITUTION FOR THAT LMFAO#LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE THEY TURN THE FUCKING JOKE CONSTITUTION INTO THE KEY FOR A BOOK CIPHER LMFAO#(i can't explain a book cipher in tumblr tags but it's cool look it up!)#ESPIONAGE DAMNIT#oh and for clarity i'm not twelve the book series was for that age group#i am in fact of legal drinking age (everywhere)
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Need someone to hold a gun on me to do job applications tomorrow
#personal bones#wish tafe and gov would get back to me about my applications/claims so i could maybe possibly be done with this shit#but maybe if I'm lucky that job i meant to apply for before Christmas will still be open#i love when depression just completely knocks out my ability to do basic shit
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“Hey, so like, if you wanted to tell a guy you wanna spend the rest of your life with him, how do you like…do that?”
“…T—TOTALLY ASKING FOR A FRIEND, THOUGH! like, they came to me for advice. Yeah. Not for me.” No, he’s the ‘friend’.
#OPEN STARTER#OPEN#gov him advice and tease him it’s funny#*give#𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 ★ 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄! | in character. ( heartsteel )
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Video: Disney Closes
Status: Public
Link: Disney Closes - YouTube
Date Posted: April 4th 2020
#wttt#wttsh#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#daily screenshot#wttt gov#wttt florida#wttt california#wttt new york#I CARE ABT CALI'S PARK HE HAS AVENGERS CAMPUS!!!!#FLO TELL ME DO YOU HAVE AVENGERS CAMPUS#omg i hope so#i'm accidentally showing my westerner biases rn sorry#i'm open minded to other regions i promise
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LUFFY!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED!!!! LUFFY BELIEVER FULL TIME!!!!! LET US WORSHIP THE SUN!!!!
#luffy deflating like a balloon..... be serious 😭😭#MOMO NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR LUFFY!!! oh kaido going for the others now..... law could hear his voice too???#NAMI BEING THE FIRST TO STEP UP!!! CHILLS!!! THIS TIME STEPPING UP TO WITNESS THE HORRORS!!! YEAH!!!#yamato really does carry the spirit of oden straight up.... motivating his son and everything...#i feel like i am going insane... I CAN HEAR THE DRUMS!!! nami telling luffy to not die and fulfill his promise WHO ELSE HAD A PROMISE????#is this why his fruit awakened.... because nami reminded him of the promise... omg..... THE DRUMS!!! CHILLS!!!! THE SMILE!!!!! IM SO HYPE!!#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1070#i am smiling so hard rn. contagious#also the cp0 that died for this ajdja.... suffering from success....#THE BOUNCING SOUNDS!!!! THE DRUMS!!!! THE SMILE!!! SANJI JUST VOLTING AWAKE??? see the clouds over his shoulders remain.... as i was saying#you know this has me realising maybe shanks isn't all that bad and stole the fruit from the gov so they couldnt get hold of it#hiyori saying how oden kept hia promise but also how he wanted to keep the promise of opening wano for joyboy#THE KANJURO THING!!! HIYORI WATCH OUT!!! oh its gonna burn orichi by accident YEAAHHH!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHH!!!!#the animation is so fun.. luffy just junping around and shit while hia destruction power is MASSIVE#this is so!!!! kaido complaining about being bored and having fun thru fighting AND HERE COMES LUFFY WITH HIS LOONEY TOONS GOOFY FIGHT!!!!#they knocked this shit out of the park!!! also END CREDITS????!#episode 1071#momo saying kaido got fat 😭 actually kaido got pregnant <3 yamato you're going to be a big brother congrats!!!#the eyes 😭😭 damn luffy flew away and exploded... 😞😞 skipping rope with kaido omg.... everyone should go outside and see this...#we are welcoming here in the luffy believers... barto is gonna enlist hundreds of new members#law is luffy believer number 1 damn the speech he is giving kid... omg kaido bonked him ajshaksjak that was so good he needed witnesses..#nami worried abojt luffy being dead and when he appears she is just like WTF IS THAT!!!!!! HUH???!!#wait a second ooohhhh kaido is goong down too fuck yes akdjaksj momo and yamato peeking over the island jahdksk#THE DRUMS BEING HIS HEART I CANNOT GET OVER IT!!! Kaido shoukd be puking up his insides by now but alas this is so fun BOIOIOIOIOING#FIRST TIME SOMEONE ASKS LUFFY WHO HE IS AND HE DOESN'T SAY MONKEY D LUFFY FUTURE KING OF THE PIRATES. HE SAYS ITS HIM. STRAIGHT UP!!!!#NVM HE SAID IT!!!!! GOD IS THAT YOU????!!!!#episode 1072
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can you tell me your gender/sexuality hcs for gov? and florida + cali if you're up for it. ^_^ also anyone else you'd wanna tack on if you so desire! tyty :3
YAY SOMEONE ASKED - warning for light angst
okay okay
Agender Gov for the win. He’s the personification of a patriarchal government, so he takes a more masculine form, but he has like. 0 opinion on gender.
They don’t care what pronouns you think she uses, or what you use for him, cause he feels nothing towards all of them.
He’s most likely either panromantic, biromantic, or aromantic. He can’t tell the difference between attraction and if it’s attraction or not
If you feel the same about everyone, how are you supposed to know?
His romantic orientation never really clicked for him.
He’s an asexual though, but he doesn’t mind
yknow-
stuff
cause he knows his partner(s) are into it so as long as theyre happy
He took ages to realize that he was supposed to care about how people referred to him
He explained this to California and Texas one day, and they looked at each other, then at him
They then proceeded to quiz him on his feelings
It got to much for Texas so he had to leave
But California just like. Talked with Gov for HOURS about this
Gov just went “okay cool” and California was like
“Thats it?”
“What do you mean?”
“That’s all you have to say?”
They got into a kinda fight, and that was one of the first few big fights that was identity related
Came from some repressed shit on California’s side
But Gov literally saw no issues, or reason to be upset or anything
He was no different than before? Now he just had a name for how he felt.
He didn’t need a name for it before anyways - why was it so important to California? He didn’t know
California eventually apologized and they had a whole talk
Communication is healthy boyyys
The urge to write a fic based off this
If you do that, tag me
I’ll make a separate post soon for California and Florida! They deserve their own! plus this is kinda long
#wttsh#wttt#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#requests open#wttt california headcanons#wttsh gov#wttt gov#california wttt#wttt gov headcanons#sexuality headcanons#gender headcanons#light angst#long post
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