#oooor actually now that I think about it

[muqingslover]

Hii!! Love your writing!!

I wanted to ask if you have any hc about the lads men as fathers? For example, my hc was that Xavier is a boy dad that makes sure his kid will not end up listening to those "alpha podcasts" because he sets the example of a gentle yet "i slayed over 70,000 wanderers", kind yet assertive man. HOWEVER, since the level 175 affinity interaction came out, I'm 100% hes a girl dad raising his daughter to be a strong and independent woman (like the MC he loves dearly). What do you think?

[ my first ask! yahooo! thank you, pookie! I'll give you my thoughts in general (a big mix of everything) but if anyone wants one of the boys in more detail then feel free to ask because I have more to share! ]

Alright maybe this is a hot take but I don't think he wants children, like at all.

Xavier does NOT like sharing. He's literally jealous of himself for goodness sake and he really, reaaaally, does not want to share you, especially not with clingy children that would take almost if not all of your attention and also his sleep.

In-game he's also shown to not be super fond of children in general which I find hilarious.

He's lived a long life, sacrificed everything and everyone for you, and spent the rest of his years searching for you. He believes he has the right to be a bit selfish and keep you to himself. Let's be honest, he's earned it.

He does want children, but he is the type to plan for it. And I mean *plan*.

Out of everyone, he understands the best what it means for both your body and mental health the changes pregnancy would bring (including the chance of postpartum depression and other complications) so there would be a looooong discussion before anything happened.

When putting together the nursery it's like he's preparing for the apocalypse and not a baby "We might need this" (you won't be needing it), "This was made with [chemical], it could be toxic for you or the baby." "Zayne, it's just a plastic spoon."

Absolutely not as cool as he leads you to believe. You have this man stressed™ but he is so, soooo patient.

He'd be very serious about follow-up appointments and he'll make time for the both of you no matter what.

GIRL DAD ! GIRL DAD ! GIRL DAD !

100% victim of waking up covered in silly drawings and bows in his hair but he says before him than his poor white walls.

You have your hands full monitoring these two that love to sneak around and stuff their cheeks full like hamsters with sweets.

Now this man wants a whole LITTER if you'll let him.

Hear me out: TRIPLETS. Oooor, twins with a younger sibling right after. Maybe one more if you are really brave.

This was not planned at all, but when you tell him he's so happy he'd be in actual tears while hugging you.

Luke and Kieran are over the moon about it too. They'd be so cute with the children because they get to be big bros now and they take their role very seriously.

Sylus would pull out his phone or coat and it would be covered in cute stickers. He takes no action in getting rid of it though because he loves it.

Those children are S P O I L E D. You have to take the role of saying no otherwise he'd take over the world just because his baby asked to be queen of the world on a random Thursday.

I think he's on the same boat as Xavier but for different reasons.

I have some...perhaps...controversial takes on this little guy in general so I'll leave it open for your interpretation hehe

love him though<3

I know I know everyone says he'd be the best girl dad but PLEASE pleaaaase give this man a little boy.

If you think women's baby fever are bad just wait until you see Caleb's

He would draw on your belly bump where he thinks the baby is and talk to him even while you're asleep

This guy is taking lessons about pregnancy, how to support you during birth and he is 100% in one of those moms group chat.

"Caleb we do not need another onesie—" "But look! Look how cute it is! Oh, and the little hat? C'mon angel, please?" (Ban him from shopping by himself because he comes back with WAY too many things you do not need)

He loves and I mean LOVES matching clothes. From silly costumes, to pajamas and outside outfits.

So. Many. Pictures. He takes pictures all the time to keep them as memories because if something were to happen where you or he lost their memories again then they'd forever be preserved :(

[ I have so much more to say about this but maybe I'll just make a separate post for each of them ]

[pillowspace]

HI….👉👈 AM I ALLOWED TO ASK ABOUT YOUR SIBLINGS AU????

sooo so curious if you have an facts or tidbits to share like! whats their dynamic like? is there any Backstory to this oooor just for fun? i am. very very interested ehe

(only if u want to tho!!)

(About this post and this post)

Mmmm! Let me see what I can think of!

Mal's full first name is Maldu. I imagine everyone would call them Mal except for Odile, since she calls Bonnie Boniface, and would presumably call Mal "Maldu."

Mal is like 12-15, I'm not really strict on the exact age. Since Mal would be the second youngest, they would probably like following Bonnie around even if Mal doesn't really know how to "play" or anything. They just kinda... stand there and try to curiously mirror whatever Bonnie does.

Mal is a bit quiet. They can speak, but they don't do so often, and are more likely to speak when they're upset than when they're pleased.

The red star that hangs from their bandana cannot be seen in colour unless Mal is especially upset. Not the most upset of their life like Siffrin, but even just a big cry could cause the star to shine for everyone to see.

Mal is very sensitive and cries easily. Siffrin's grown practiced at calming them down but still gets freaked out by the sudden tears.

Mal likes quietly watching and listening. They enjoy being taught by their allies how to perform certain tasks, and will give that wide-eyed look of a silent "really??" when praised for doing something right. They soak up praise like a sponge due to a perpetual feeling of doing something wrong.

While their right eye spirals, Mal's left iris is entirely white! It's usually covered by the slanted hat, however.

And! I hadn't actually really thought of a backstory until just now, but does this work? I think it maybe could

Siffrin accidentally created Mal through Wish Craft when he had a mental breakdown as a child/teen soon after the northern island's disappearance, though neither of them know this, and they did not meet until a couple years after this happened. Mal's existence slowly came to be with a clear understanding that they existed for a reason, but they weren't sure why. When Siffrin and Mal eventually crossed paths, it was like finding a second half that you hadn't even realized you had lost. Though even after meeting, the two are still unsure of how this happened to begin with. As far as Siffrin's concerned, the two just "clicked," and does not remember the breakdown. Meanwhile Mal's not really sure where they came from or what they are, but they gladly latch onto the protection Siffrin offers.

Mal is simultaneously an extension of Siffrin, and a separate being entirely. Mal was made from Siffrin's soul, even if Siffrin hadn't meant to share himself like that. When one is hurt, the other shares the echoes of their pain. Mal likely severely panicked when Siffrin lost the eye, and the echoing pain in Mal's own head surely didn't help. If ONE panicked kid (Bonnie) wasn't enough, you also get TWO in this AU! Congrats!

Since Mal was created from Siffrin's distraught state, it reflects through Mal in certain ways. How sensitive they are, how timid they are, their unease, their anxiety, etc. Siffrin's helping Mal every step of the way though, and is very protective of them, urging his allies to be gentle with them.

[hugemilkshake]

https://www.tumblr.com/hugemilkshake/746976766494720000/httpswwwtumblrcomhugemilkshake74666492724104?source=share

I love a lot of those ideas...and actually now got ideas for a part 2:

Imagine if the ancients visit y/n after a while of y/n just staying mostly in bed...and it's so they can dote on y/n too and make sure they are relaxed and happy and can imagine a little add on if you want...based off the "freshly baked cookie" part...

Like at one point dark enchantress shows up and ancients prepare to fight buuuut turns out she isn't here to cause stress for y/n by causing a war...she is here to help y/n learn to walk! Like she is holding y/n up and letting go so y/n slowly learns to stand and when they get the hang of it...they make a fun game to make sure y/n is having fun and happy while learning to walk (and so various cookies can have a chance to hug y/n...you'll understand why when I say game. Also it's so cookies can show their love for y/n and vent out a little of their competition through a fun game...aaaand remind themselves to keep their fight for y/n on the down low because...again want y/n to feel safe and happy.)

The game? A play obstacle course where each cookie is a 'check point' where y/n simply has to walk up to them and give them a hug before going onto the next cookie...and like the cookies are cheering them on "come on y/n! You can do it!" Ofcourse having some cookies nearby so if y/n starts to stumble, they can rush up to y/n like "hey hey its ok its ok...you're ok, we are here for you!"

And can imagine at the end, the cookies are all super proud of y/n lol!

Oooor maybe you can make up you're own 'y/n learns to walk' game where cookies can be more...competitive...buuut ofcourse maybe they mask it behind playful banter and so on so y/n doesn't feel the stress of having cookies fight over them lol!

Sorry if I'm being too descriptive or if I Sounded weird or anything lol! Just got thoughts flowing lmao!

Enjoy the milkshake! Don’t worry about sounding too descriptive, it’s actually more helpful for me since I don’t have to think of a plot- also dark enchantress might be ooc

How do you walk?

Part 1, part 3

Self aware AU

-platonic-

“ … and that’s when Blackberry Cookie came over to calm down Onion Cookie! After that everything was fine!”

You rested in the bed as Gingerbrave talked about recent events, this was a weekly occurrence, you didn’t hate it! But you wished you could walk around and talk to more cookie besides Gingerbrave, Strawberry, Wizard Or Custard lll…

Gingerbrave got up to leave before saying one last thing “Oh and one last thing before I leave! The ancient Cookies are going to be visiting! They might come see you to try and help you with your problem”

Huh… that was new… some cookies who might be able to help you out… only issue was that these cookies are some of the strongest in this game, or well this world you should say. So you were nervous about that.

A week went by the ancient cookie finally arrived in the cookie kingdom

You were nervous, an even a little scared

I mean these cookies could kill you if desired.

And you couldn’t even walk! So you couldn’t do anything against them!

When the ancients arrived, Pure Vanilla was the first to come into the room, along with Gingerbrave.

Dark Cacao and Golden Cheese came in next, followed by White Lily and Hollyberry.

Gingerbrave introduced you since you couldn’t talk

Now the vibe was meant to be nice and friendly, but it just wasn’t

It was VERY awkward

Now all the ancients had different opinions on you

Pure Vanilla wanted to help you get better since you literally couldn’t do anything but you couldn’t talk so he didn’t want to overstep any boundaries

Hollyberry wanted to lighten up you mood, so she told jokes and it worked for a little bit

Dark Cacao was very unsure of what to think about you. He’s not good with stuff like this

Golden Cheese was a bit like Hollyberry in a way but her jokes didn’t land that much

White Lily was very fascinated by your predicament. She has studied cookies for a while and has never seen something like this happen before

And Gingerbrave was there to have things to a bit more smoothly.

But in the end you guys didn’t get anything done. You couldn’t talk so it was to be expected.

The ancients bid you a farewell and left along with Gingerbrave

You were now alone…

It was the dead of night and you were reading since you were so used to staying up late and not sleeping, it was something you were working on.

But unlike all the other nights, everything felt off. Like there was a lurking darkness around you, it kinda give you anxiety.

No… not kinda…

It did give you anxiety.

You were reading when you heard your door open, and you saw a figure that resembled White Lily

You greeted her…. At least you thought you greeted White Lily…

When the figure responded, if definitely didn’t sound like White Lily

The figure stepped into the light and you froze in fear

Dark Enchantress was right in front of you

Now you were used to stressful situations but this was different

You were actively in danger.

You were going to scream before the sorceress shushed you

“Don’t scream. Im not going to hurt someone as pathetic as you.”

Ouch… but you weren’t in danger so that was good..?

Dark Enchantress told you that you needed to get up and walk. And without warning she pulled you up and got you to balance yourself

“Your not going to survive if you keep being babied by cookies. Now I’m going to leave you. Next time I see you, you better be able to walk”

And just like that she left.

You were left confused and started

And needless to say the next day Strawberry Cookie came into the room she had a heart attack since you were standing.

[neflil]

doomdle of the siblings (neph and nori) based on a thing i wrote and their lore, but the fun thing is that you dont know their lore cus i never shared it here teeehee

below for that, mind the warnings

TW: suicide ideation ? iii guess? themes of being loney and whatnot

If this is iffy- then mmmmmyyyyy bad, i wrote this one random night a few days ago cus i was bored :thumbs_up: dont take this too seriously

"...but weren't you ever lonely?" Neph had asked one afternoon. 

They had been sitting on the grass next to their beloved log next mining site 2B for a good few hours- after Neph's continuous attempts to try and get Nori out of the house for longer than a couple hours. They weren't speaking, just basking under the warmth the season offered. 

Neph seemed almost content with staying in there forever. Nori could never fully understand them.

Yet Nori almost flinched at that question. Neph had this habit of asking such things without truly realizing their weight. As if they didn't matter, or maybe the result wasn't as grand as they were originally expecting.

Where could they even begin with this... they think they couldn't possibly feel lonely anymore anyways. The feeling had engraved itself into their own bones. There wasn't escaping it- so they embraced it instead. Treating it as an individual rather than some abstract emotion.

How could they even explain this to them. All Neph had known was that Nori one moment decided to come back from the dead and return to their previous life as if nothing had happened. 

Of course they had been lonely, part of Nori had started thinking that this might be some sort of rhetorical question. How could someone not be, after voluntarily disappearing into the outer wilds because they just couldn't bother with things going around them anymore.

They had packed their things and left. The worst part was that they didn't even look back. They'd only secretly return every now and then to get supplies once they would run out.

Nori had chosen Ember Twin as their own habitat, the scorching red planet had seemed perfect for their isolation. Things had gotten so weird for them that they started befriending the odd nomai skeletons lying in some ruins, and wondered how their lives had once been.

Truth be told, sometimes they felt so alone they thought it'd be better to allow the Sun burn their flesh away. That way, they wouldn't have to think about any of this. 

It was drilled into their mind that there wasn't anything left for them in this world anyways.

They don't think they could admit it to Neph though. The answer was already obvious, but they should spare the younger one of their torment.

So instead, they returned the question back to them.

"Maybe, but were *you*?" Nori asked.

Neph turned their head towards Nori, slightly grinning. Almost as if they could see through Nori's poor attempt of throwing the topic away.

"Tell me," Neph started. "Have you ever thought about our constellations? or the stars as a whole?" They went back to looking straight at the sky.

Nori didn't know what to respond if they were being honest. Physics and such subjects were never something that interested them, let alone learn anything about them. How was this even related to the topic-

"You know, how we see each star be so close to each other- but in reality they're thousands and thousands of miles away" Neph continued.

"Oooor the fact that we unite them and make up stories about imaginary lines- but the stars never really actually know each other" 

Nori again didn't respond. This wasn't about science and astrophysics anymore, something told them.

They looked at Neph then, the other still gazing up, eyes unflinching.

"I once tried chasing them, for answers, obviously. I came here but lost my step while going down the rocks- and fell." they giggled and after a moment let out a sigh.

"I hit my head and fully blacked out! there was blood eeeverywhere- I didn't know hitting your head caused so much trouble.. if I had known, I'd have been more careful- maybe."

"They hadn't noticed I was missing, found me after half a day of being gone. It's silly really. Gneiss lectured me again but it was nothing I hadn't heard before." they paused, eyes suddenly becoming wide.

Nori in turn started being increasingly concerned. They had missed way too much while they were gone, too much to even try and measure or make amends for.

"Don't tell anyone, but I went back the next day. And was extra, super careful to not fall again. I was back before the sun even rose though! So it's fineee." They smiled and returned to staring at the sky.

Growing up Nori had never paid much mind to Neph's metaphors and double meanings. They could never grasp them as easily anyways. The younger one had trouble expressing themself, so they'd often try and pair their thoughts with simpler examples. But to Nori's eyes, it just made everything more complicated.

Coming back to see them still practicing this, surely didn't make them any calmer. They only wish they could understand them better.

"I sometimes wonder what would've happened if the others hadnt' come to rescue me in time, and this place was where I'd perish- under the stars next to the broken bridge.... it wouldn't be so bad honestly" Neph said in a hushed voiced, almost whispering.

"Do you ever wonder if the stars get lonely"

"Or if they ever get tired of pretending to not be lonely. They're so close to each other visually... But in reality they're so, so far away."

"You ever realize that you might be exactly like them?"

Neph finished their analogy, clutching some grass with their left palm. Nori held their breath.

And in that moment, something stirred inside their heart. How could one person feel as lonely as they did, without going through the trials they did? Nori would be damned if they left Neph feel like this ever again, they promised.

[woso-dreamzzz]

Nobody asked me buuuut here's some of my hc of what the mum's/sisters would do in the Melting Pot universe:

Alexia gives me business owner vibes, not sure what the business would be though

Jeni gives me lawyer vibes

Lucy would be either a CEO oooor a police officer

Keira could be a teacher

Alessia would still be in college

Leah could be a DJ or a firefigther

Lia could be an engeener (not sure what could be)

Katie could be a firefighter or a police officer (while coaching karate to kids on her spare time)

Caitlin could be a vet

Viv could be a writer or a mechanic (idk not sure)

Beth would be a kindergarden teacher

Mapi would def be a tatoo artist

Ingrid would be a CEO too....idk she gives me powerful business woman vibes or a Model

Caro could be a firefighter while Marta could be a paramedic

Ona could be a vet too or a pilot (idk)

Aitana gives me profesional chef vibes

Frido would be a model

the rest idk....

Okay so this is just going to be a big infodump of the ideas I have for the dynamics between all the families so this might be kind of long. I'll probably put them into a masterlist at some point but probably after I move out

So, Alexia and Jenni had the twins (Bambi and Pequeñita) together before having a fairly amicable divorce. Business owner Alexia but the businesses she owns is a chain of fairly fancy restaurants and Jenni definitely gives lawyer vibes. So, they broke up and Alexia got with Olga to have Jaume and Jenni had Osita.

They're fairly chill with each other and their custody schedule is flexible and dictated by the twins so Pequeñita usually stays with Alexia while Bambi tends to go between them (now more heavily with Jenni now that Jaume's been born).

Lucy and Keira's relationship is also on the rocks. They were planning on adopting just as Keira got pregnant but decided to keep both plans going and then when they were settled, they adopted again to get Pup. They had a good relationship but it's kind of fizzling out and they're only really staying in the same house for the kids while pursuing different partners outside (thinking about if Lucy's a police officer then Ona might be a new recruit and Keira teaching at a local secondary school and Laura is the new teacher there).

Alessia is the frazzled uni student that's part time employed at one of Alexia's restaurants as a waitress so she's balancing it all while also caring for her little sister, Tesoro. They're always riding the line between on time and late.

Leah being a firefighter so she's on quite long shifts sometimes so taking care of Bug and Bean sometimes falls to Jordan (her amicable ex and Bug's other mum) who's all too happy to look after them both.

Thinking also about how Lia might be working in or around the fire station too (maybe admin???) who adores her little Guppy, who comes into the station every weekend to make sure it's all clean and tidy.

Actually, now that I think about it. Katie and Caitlin both being firefighters as well but working on opposite shifts so someone is always around to look after Gremlin and Kiddo. Rue's Katie's ex and Kiddo's other mum who just kind of does temp work where she's needed. The breakup is still a little toxic because Katie almost immediately got with Caitlin and had Gremlin. Kiddo is still adjusting.

Viv has her own column in the newspaper that she writes around caring for Munchkin and making paper sharks with Liefje while Beth probably has a job where she gets to be quite social with other people.

Daan is Beth's ex and they kind of had a kid together but still kind of didn't because Ellie's the one signed on as Pipsqueak's other mum but everyone is still friends and Pipsqueak gets sent off to Beth and Viv's house for babysitting during Daan and Ellie date nights.

Ingrid is definitely giving powerful ceo vibes. She's loaded with cash and has a big house up a hill somewhere so all her kids + Nena can have their own rooms and spaces. Mapi's tattoo artist income is practically petty change to Ingrid but she likes that Mapi's still doing something she's passionate about. Nena moved in with Ingrid somewhere between Sunshine being adopted and Teeny being born and settles right in with the rest of the pack.

Caro and Marta probably had a really sweet meet cute in the park when Conejita came over to the patch of flowers Caro was sitting next to and started picking them. Caro saw Marta and knew she was a goner.

Aitana working as a chef in Alexia's restaurant and actually getting recommended the school for Estrella by Alexia, who in turn, got the recommendation from Mapi who got it from Ingrid, who only really moved to the area because she heard the school was really good.

Frido as a model or as Ingrid's cfo who is looking after her baby sister and being all powerful and hot at the exact same time. She makes it seem so effortless.

Mary also being a semi-frazzled uni student who's probably working on a masters or PhD and she does her studying while little Rugrat is teaching herself how to read over in the corner or pointing out Mary's spelling mistakes before she submits a paper.

Steph being a single mum who probably works for the same paper that Viv does and recommends the area for Mini and Clara to bring Harper and Bubs too. Harper gets put into a different school than Bubs but that's alright because Bubs is in the same class as Angel and Mini swears she's never seen Bubs so bright and happy before.

Jessie also being at the local uni trying to wrap up her engineering degree. She's dealing with the pressure a lot better than Mary and Alessia are and she's got such a sweet Duckie to take to the park to decompress after a hard exam.

Emma recently moved Squish to the area to finally live with Frida permanently. I'm not sure what they would work out but they probably have a nice little house that backs into a forest so they can have long walks with Jordan and forage for mushrooms and berries.

Kristie probably works as a beautician or something similar while Sam works outside (I'm not quite sure as what) so it's no surprise that their kid Chook rolls in dirt and has fantastic eyebrows.

Magda and Pernille being lecturers at the university with really fancy credentials. Magda's been working there for a bit while Pernille taught in Germany and a job opened up so Pernille took it quickly, moving her and Princesse over to be closer to Magda.

[djljpanda]

Hi just discovered your tumblr and thought I'd say hi and that it's nice to meet you and...idk if you're new or not to the cookie run x reader part of tumblr but if you are then, welcome and glad to see a new writer here! Anyway I saw some of your hcs and wanted to input an idea of mine since your ideas seem cool!

https://www.tumblr.com/djljpanda/729009881234948096/in-crk-one-of-black-lemonades-lines-when-you?source=share

Can't help but see this and can't help but think but imagine:

What if mc saw this ask and next time they play cookie run kingdom...they jokingly explain to the cookies of the kingdom about how they are just a normal person playing a video game and that if they did get transfered into their world, they'd be completely powerless and unable to do anything (unless they not only play cookie run but also exercised regularly and trained in strength, speed, flexibility or stamina then they might mention a boost in one of those categories).....and doesn't realize that the cookies could actually HEAR them!

Just imagine...cookies who want mc to themselves to snuggle or romance or something would hear this and think "wait I thought they were a powerful god...but they are just a normal person playing some video game and don't have any powers while everyone in the cookie world, including me (aka cookie who is thinking this), so...oh my god! Capturing and keeping mc is going to be WAY easier than I thought!"

Aaaand when mc ends up in the world...the cookies are helping mc with getting used to their body, with the full knowledge that they have zero powers soooo they either have to protect mc oooor this is their chance to keep mc for themselves lol!

I'm happy to see that you enjoy the idea of sharing here. I have been playing Crk since 2020 and have been a fan and I have followed the tag and I did really enjoy the self aware crk and was always Happ to read fanfiction and theories but it seems now all the writers have moved on which I don't blame them for. Thank you for the Welcome and Welcome to my blog.

But maybe not all the cookies can hear you at once but maybe one cookie can and everyone thinks their insane cause only witches are really right?

But I think that would be the reason why they would grow attached to you maybe or maybe not get romantic feelings for you or just seeing you as their best friend.

But they were both shocked at your words of calling yourself regular and upset because to that one cookie you are their everything.

But at some point all the cookies were able to hear you and you have like a cult following with that one cookie of your choice being like the leader.

When you do end up in Earthbread you almost got cookienapped right off the bat only for a cookie part of the following to save you.

That following of yours will make sure you are okay and devote themselves to you and if that cookie is your love interest they would ask to be your right hand cookie, while their cheeks are burning.

But if you want to have the normal isekai route at first you are protected by these cookies and soon you have powers and become a godly being but something happened that made you disappear but really you just turned invisible like how jack frost was in the rise of the guardians movie. And you are trying to handle that while you find out that your world and Earthbread are merging, the rest and small details can be saved for like fanfiction that I'm still trying to figure out on.

[anime-owo-kage-san]

Husk rescuing Angel from Valentino or pretty much any danger in general is still my favorite —incredibly common but still favorite— huskerdust trope. Especially, him (whether in comics or in fanfics) carrying Angel in his arms and flying to safety —Aaaah! 🥺 That’s a whole fluffy dessert for me!

I try to find and read every fanfic and comic I see (AU or canon-divergent), especially the ones where Husk wins Angel’s contract from Valentino.

I know Angel Dust shouldn’t be subjected to being a damsel in distress, because there is more to his character. But, like… come on. While the sweet thing doesn’t really need protection, he needs to feel and know somebody will do it anyway.

Ofc, this is just my craving in fanworks.

As for canon and what I actually want to see happen in the show, to get Angel free from his contract:

1.) Angel shoots/stabs/etc. Val from the fucking front (with some slight hesitance because he technically ruined his clean-streak for doing it).

Oooor, what I like better, bc it involves Huskerdust:

2.) Husk invites both Angel and Valentino somewhere private, to make a bet through poker.

Husk: “One round of poker. You lose, Angel’s soul no longer belongs to you. You win, you get to keep his contract.”

Angel panics and tries to knock some sense into Husk, even though Valentino is disinterested in the whole thing and was going to say no anyway, but plot twist ——>

Angel: “Do I have to slap the fucking White Knight Syndrome outta ya!? I told ya, ya crazy motherfucker! I can handle myself!”

Husk: *smiles* “I know.” *hands Angel his the deck of cards* “Which is why I’m letting you, handle this. Go win your soul back, Legs.”

Angel: *shocked* “B-But that’s even worse! I only beat you, like… once in this game!”

Husk: “And you only need to beat Valentino once too. I know you can do it. But, if you think you can’t, well….” *smirks* “That’s why I’m here.”

Angel: “What do you mean…?”

Husk: “Since you suck at valuing yourself so much, I thought of giving you a better motivation to work with.”

Angel: “Better motivation…?”

Husk: *turns to Valentino* “There’s more; if you win, you not only get to keep Angel, but you get to have my soul too.”

Angel: “HUSK!”

Valentino: “HA! And why would I want the soul of a old rundown alley cat?”

Husk: “My soul is owned by Alastor. Imagine what Vox would think, about the idea of Alastor losing one of his souls to you.”

Angel: “Does Smiles know about this deal yer makin’ right now!?”

Husk: “Yes, he does. And he agreed to it.”

Valentino: *still disinterested* “Not convinced, gatito. You’re still not rubbing me the right way~”

Husk: “I’m not done. I’m not like any other soul, he owns.”

Valentino: “Mmhmm…”

Husk: “I have some information on why he disappeared for seven years. Not the complete context, but it’s still a big secret he definitely wouldn’t want any other overlords to find out about.”

Valentino: “Oh? Well, now that’s interesting. Voxxy would be pleased to hear anything about the radio demon.”

Angel: “Okay, does Smiles know about THAT!?”

Husk: “Hm? Nope. I’m completely fucked if he finds out I told the Vees what I know. He’ll definitely tear my soul apart and broadcast my screams longer than anyone else’s….”

Valentino: “I take it you want protection?”

Husk: “No. Not necessary. If my soul gets handed off to you, and I give you the needed information, you’re not obliged to protect me.”

Valentino: “Now you’re talking my language, gatito~ Game on. Come Angel! Prepare to lose your little boyfriend over here.”

Angel: *ignores Val and grabs Husk by the shoulders* “Husk! We’re leaving now! I don’t want anything horrible to happen to you!”

Husk: “And nothing will happen to me. I know you can do this. Or…. Am I being too full of myself to think you’d give your all for me?”

Angel: “Wh-What…?”

Husk: “I get it. We may be getting used to each other, but I’m not all that important enough to you!”

Angel: “Bullshit!” *grabs him by the suspenders* “You go through so much for my sake! What makes you think I won’t do the same!? I’d go through this hell twice, just to repay all the times you had to deal with me!”

Husk: *smiles softly and places a hand on his cheek* “Then go win this game, Legs.”

(Basically, instead of rescuing Angel himself, Husk tricks Angel into finally getting out of his contract, by putting his own life on the line).

[l3viat8an]

So i can’t help but think about how a joke white elephant would go with the Bros. Like everyone picks some else’s name and gives them a gag gift. The only one I can think of getting a gag gift for is Asmo- just get him Moby Huge- the three foot dildo- I can’t imagine what insanity would insue if that ever happens.

Helpshsj I feel like white elephant gifts with the brothers would be horrible, cuz they either go too far or don’t even try- 

Also just imagine Asmo keeping a three foot dildo on display in his room, gag gifts or not he’s going to show it off lolol

For Mammon, he could get one of those ridiculously huge blankets that’s printed to look like a dollar bill!!!- (this is funny to me because I actually have one I got as a gift ‘n I feel like it would fit lol)

Now depending on how mean / stupid you wanna get- Give Belphie a pair of emasculatome (those are used to neuter bulls btw-) I’m joking!!!- tho I do think it would be funny to give Belphie a twister bed set!-

I was gonna say, give Beel a food scented candle- but he’d probably just eat it- ‘n I can’t think of anything else helpshsj 

Satan getting anything dog related ‘n he would hate it- so that could work- oooor him getting that book that’s called ‘meow’ and it’s just the word meow written over ‘n over, he’d never put it down XD

Levi getting one of those shirts that’s says ‘I love the great outdoors.’ with a picture of smokey bear on it jsjsjs

Lucifer getting anything with ‘wine mom’ on it- but really there are sooo many good gag gifts that would annoy Luci I can’t list them all

[delicatebatharmony]

Do I like perpetually single Dick Grayson? I think I might like perpetually single Dick Grayson 🤔🤔

LOOK, I’ve never thought him and Babs were great! I think they’re both too much of the same to actually be compatible! Well, Dick can loosen up and have fun, but he’s a workaholic! Nightwing (which is his mode most of the time honestly) is not able to do that! When working they clash soooo much in some (a lot of?) ways, and when do they ever stop working? lol

Also I haven’t read much BoP but I wanna check out Babs and Dinah….

I DO like Dick and Kori pretty well but since I skipped n52 and am just now in rebirth I can’t say much for anyone else he’s been shoved together with.

It’s just something about married-to-his-work Dick Grayson seems so fitting for him…

I could see him and Wally I think though. And people make good arguments for him and Roy! It’s just that I’m not absolutely convinced about any of his canonical relationships, and I haven’t dived deep into fanfic (or my own thoughts) for some non-canonical options.

Or, oooor we could go the entiiiiire other way and put him in a joyful, supportive polyamorous relationship. He gets aaaall the people and aaaall the love. Although would that stretch his capacity with more people? Or would that put less pressure on him to show up all the time and be everything to one person? 🤔 I’ve only ever been in mono relationships so feel free to share if you have experiences with poly relationships!

Maybe it’s just that I don’t see him with a person (or people) who isn’t ALSO tied to their work and couldn’t understand/accept that aspect of him?

[senka-mesecine]

I wonder how would domesticated hill country Barnes act when he's (very secretly) jealous or insecure. How would he react to his wife telling him about wanting to go out and meet with her girl friend or sister he never heard about before. Would he trust her or secretly follow her just to make sure she's not lying to him. I bet he would tho, maaaaybe even feel like a bit of a tool afterwards.

Oooor would he tease her and make sure she thinks about him the whole time before she leaves? 🥵

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Honestly, I think the root cause of all his potential jealousy and insecurities for Barnes would stem for the fact that upon return from the war I don't imagine this man is built for these day to day mundanities like visits, relatives, friends, family, socialization, extracurriculars --- maybe he was, once upon a time, in what seems like an almost bygone, forgotten era now, but I mean, can you really even imagine Barnes in a situation like that? Sitting down with your chattering sister? Or a gossiping friend? Can you? Not without him standing out like a bull among pigeons, that is? That's right. You can't. And he can't imagine himself either. He is someone who is almost exclusively built for a time of war and not a time of peace --- which is the issue in the first place. You go out to visit someone who's dear to you and it's almost like letting you into the outside world to mingle what he might just see as 'your own folk'.

You know? Unscarred.

Tame.

Clear of conscience.

Painfully civilian.

And what if you rather realize you like it there?

Rather than with him?

Birds of a feather flock together --- that's just the way of things; what he wants and likes isn't the reality of life, it is just a folly; a folly he doesn't want to delude himself with, and I envision a domestic Barnes would always have this impression that sooner or later you'll be craving your own flock. One of these days, you'll inevitably wanna be gone. So, his conundrum is actually weirdly existential for him, even though it comes off as common jealousy and him being territorial, which, oh, believe you me, he is. He might just let you go all on your own, but he is just as likely to casually follow suit, watching from somewhere not too far off, having a smoke while he observes you entering, say, or your sister's or your friend's home, assessing every exchange, every goodbye, every hug, every smile, weighing it all out in his mind. He is home before you are even though you were followed and tailed and could never tell. When you come back, Barnes could very well be just where he was where you left, having a drink, twirling a stack of playing cards in silence, seemingly like he never moved. He doesn't feel like a tool for effectively stalking you. He feels, instead, that it is good to be prepared. Because the man genuinely thinks that with every visit, every hang out, every venturing outside, you'll crave the undamaged, the unscarred and the unmarred. He isn't self-pitying or self deprecating, nah. He would be painfully realistic, is all. Painfully realistic and it's not something that can be fixed with him having you or getting you off so he'd be on your mind as you leave. No, what he does is effectively go out of his way to wrap you around his finger to the degree you want him more than all those other assholes.

It's a quiet sort of assesment he comes to watching you with outsiders.

Uh-oh. She is happy. Good.

That can be dealt with.

What he does afterwards is one way or another getting under your skin so badly, playing the long con with surprising patience, that you'll want to spend time with nobody more than you want to do it with him. Is it a form of breaking you? Maybe. Is it him conditioning you? Perhaps. Is it a really obsessive form of love? Undoubtedly. Is it him winning the unspoken, quiet war for your soul over everyone else from your previous life? For sure. Next time your sister invites you, might just make an excuse for yourself all on your own while he wordlessly listens on.

[mastertuki]

And the last of the Big Truck pups...

I don't want this to end. C'mon, Al deserves more screen time! I love this pup! He's a real trucker! Honestly, it was hard for me to understand him in the first chapter, but I adapted quickly, and now I can follow him without subtitles. I think I'm not the only one who will miss him...

...I think Ryder will miss him so much. Look at these two! They make such a great team!

Rocky using his tools to grab the bag makes me think everyone needs at least one of those forceps. But then Ryder will have to hide the treats even better. XD

Hey!!! Is this maybe the first time I’ve seen Rocky's Big Truck deployed? Maybe? Anyway, I love it! It has a computer, a mini crane, and another mini-mini crane, like a matryoshka doll—all green and orange!! Ryder thinks of everything for his pups.

Aaaaand we can’t forget this clumsy Dalmatian! At least he looks cute with that hat!

It’s not the first time I’ve seen Rubble’s truck, but now I can say… it really looks like a real truck! In fact…

This is something real trucks can actually do! Obviously, not that fast or that easily, but I love that they included this detail. It makes the trucks feel even more complete.

On they way to save the imcompetent Humdinger!

You know, I’ve loved Skye since the Mighty Movie, but I think her truck isn’t the most well-designed. I get it—she’s the pilot, but… really? Why not a real big airplane, for example? That would’ve been amazing! I think she deserved a better option.

Ok, truckers, don't try THIS at home:

Oooor this:

At least he has a belt too!! Thanks Ryder!! You always thinks in our puppy's security first!!

In other news, these four together could be dangerous. Look at their eyes—they’re definitely planning some mischief.

I don't know, Rocky. Trucker's usually are very, very strong. Look at these paws! Are you about this??

I never talked about Chase Truck. I save it for the last but is not the worst. I love it! He had a complete computer inside for... well, police purposes!!

And yes, Al is sometimes a little brute:

But he is so cute!!! Ok, this time I talk too much about them and less about the trucks. But... I will miss them!!

But, well... It's time to say goodbye, I think...

... or no!! I saved the best for the last!! Yes, I'm talking about "All paws on deck!" So I'll get a little more time with Al!! :D

Aaand I'll watch it tomorrow!!! I can't wait!! :D

[lululeighsworld]

ALL OF THEM (ahem) oooor 4, 11, 12, 17, and a random one you're dying to answer :D (for the selfship meme)

hehehe I started answering these as writing warm-ups so I am planning to share my answers for all of them next month!! but here's a lil sneak peek for now, in the spirit of it being OC x Canon Week!

FEH Selfship meme

4. And what attracted your S/O to you ~ ?

Although they need a lil confidence boost in the beginning (his 5-star LVL 40 convo), Gunter enjoys observing how Leigh manages their role as the summoner. In turn he spends a lot of time mulling over how Leigh conducts themself and why he feels pride for them in a way that is…noticeably different, from his previous times mentoring.

For starters, it’s nice being under the command of a leader who both makes rational decisions but also isn’t afraid to speak their mind; a refreshing breath of fresh air compared to the life he was used to in Nohr. Gunter also finds it very satisfying to watch the other ranking members of the Order defer to Leigh, a non-royal, to make final decisions; it feels like, for once, the common man is getting a say in things. What attracts Gunter to Leigh the most (despite trying to keep a professional distance) is that they’re never afraid to show their truest colours. When something is important to them, they care for it with the deepest compassion, and when they feel judged, they aren’t afraid to bite back.

[EXTRA!!] 6. How did you meet? Was the first time you summoned them the first meeting?

Gunter and Leigh’s first meeting was when they summoned him to Askr, in the first few hours of them acting as summoner! He was the third hero they summoned overall, following Virion (who Leigh summoned in the midst of battle) and Frederick (who was summoned with orbs). So Gunter was one of the first heroes they ever met~ And likewise, none of the summoned heroes of the Order would argue they’ve been there longer than Gunter (that Virion and Frederick are no longer with us o7).

11. Is there any character that's *not* supportive about the relationship? do they change their mind over time?

Oh Jakob… I don’t think I need to explain his pre-existing disdain for Gunter, but Jakob and Leigh also do not get along. A friend described their relationship really eloquently: Jakob and Leigh are like two cats that haven’t been properly introduced to each other. They are constantly at each other’s throats in Askr. Jakob doesn't perceive the summoner as being devoted enough to their role, meanwhile Leigh often wonders how genuine Jakob actually is to his duties as a servant. And so when Gunter and Leigh decide to earnestly see if a relationship between them will work, it becomes Jakob's worst nightmare as he receives criticism on all fronts. In retaliation Jakob often spits venom in the couple’s general direction.

Jakob’s opinion of GunterLeigh does ameliorate slowly, over time. For all of Jakob’s faults he does care about those from the Northern Fortress in his own way, including Gunter. Eventually he does recognize that Gunter needs someone like Leigh in his life, and he no longer perceives the summoner as a threat to the stability of his little bubble. He will *always* throw mocking remarks or pointed looks in the couple’s direction, however. That’s just how his stray cat personality conveys his affections.

12. Is there any item from the series that has special meaning to the two of you or is central to your memories?

Gunter and Leigh both hold the purple crown of flowers from Idunn’s Forging Bonds conversation really close to their hearts. Dipping into my headcanons here for Gunter’s backstory, the accessory reminds him of the flowers that grew in the fields of his wife’s village. Residents would harvest the flowers and weave them into gifts (like flower crowns) during one of their local festivals, which is where he first met his wife, many decades ago. Gunter tells Leigh of this history by the time Ascended Idunn is summoned, and, upon hearing what Idunn has to say about finding peace after the war, Leigh sees an opportunity with the flower crowns to both cherish the past and kindle a hopeful outlook for the future.

17. Is there any of the heroes journey instances that happen/are canon?

There are a couple that come to mind!! I like to imagine there’s an afternoon where GunterLeigh are visiting Askr’s castletown (or some place comparable) and they experience the Lost Little One event. It’s fun to brainstorm what they would do in a situation where they need to impromptu babysit together, with some potential lingering feelings for what the future *could* hold ;3c A Dark Summer Night is also canon for them. I’m not sure when it would take place yet, but I can envision a scene where they’re lazing about in a meadow somewhere deep in the woods and mid meaningful conversation they are surprised by a flurry of fireflies <3

[cdsillylilyposting]

I thought about what parts of the lore Lily would just get flat out wrong about Warhammer 40k, and I had this horrible thought.

Lily would probably think the Drukhari worship Slanesh.

I dunno why, but this FEELS like something she would say.

If I may imagine it for a moment:

"You can either be an indoctrinated monk who's only ever known war, plants, or ship driving... oooor you can be a drukhari and have some actually fucking fun with the only downside is you worship the god of doing what you like a lot, wait thats not a downside at all why aren't they the main faction?

Edit: It could be argued they do worship slaanesh and benefit from her powers but ehh its been too long she woulda gottem by now

[alanaartdream]

Been trying to keep up on All the Pokemon anime/cartoons I’ve missed out on while busy with so many of my

Other interests and well I grew up watching many of Ashes adventures with Pokemon and I couldn’t help thinking that maybe Pokemon could make a series of a older ash being maybe a teenager as a champion now that they’re planning on making a new generation of characters to take on the journey of being a Pokemon trainer you know

I’d feel like Ash as a Pokemon champion being someone who advocates for ways to help Pokemon who’ve been abandoned by their trainers to find them trainers who would truly care for them properly and maybe he would be Pokemon worlds version of what people who help out animals in our world you know like kitten lady who helps out baby animals and teaches people how to care for and foster kittens and other baby animals or like Jackson who teaches people how to actually take care of their cats like my cat from hell oooor he’s be like those animal rangers who protect animals from poachers

Or he’d be a mix of them all of them while having to be a Pokémon champion now so while he trains to keep his hard earned Pokemon champion status he’d find ways to help Pokemon that needs help and save Pokemon that have been abandoned by their trainers; heck he’d probably be one of the few who foster Pokemon who need to be fostered and cared for after being abandoned by their trainers;

I don’t know but I feel like that’s what teenager Ash would be like and then young adult him would probably start finding ways to save abandoned or abused Pokemon from around the Pokémon world because he’s helped out a few Pokemon when he was ten years old and quite a few of his own Pokemon are Pokemon he saved from trainers abuse them or abandoned them

I just feel like that’s what teenage and adult Ash would be all about

[sleetkissed]

@nameaprice sent

3-5 also, what is a dark urge?

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Xena I love you for your crazy support lmao ♥ let me smooch you ! Okay so, in Baldur's Gate 3, you can either create a regular character you just play as, no written down backstory, basically a blank sheet of paper, oooor... The Dark Urge. Which is basically the same as the first, but they have a set story and backstory, which changes the game in many ways. Your character suffers from amnesia, not remembering what they did or went through before the main story. The Dark Urge (Durge for short) is basically a title. The character gets a portion of their memories back as the game progresses, revealing they are the chosen of the god of murder, the child of Bhaal, created from his own flesh (and well, they did loooots of horrible fucking shit). You can either decide to embrace your past and continue being a menace, or you reject your past and try to become a better person, despite the urge to kill and cause bloodshed. Here is the link if you are interested in more. Crazy stuff uvu' Tldr; Evil character who can choose to be an evil mf or work on their redemption arc haha~ Esteri would be the first because she is awful.

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Now for the questions:

3 . What would your Dark Urge consider to be their greatest skill? Is this accurate?

✨Art✨ (since we both are League nerds, I can say I took some inspiration from Jhin hm hm) She is a talented sculptor, so if we ignore the natural talent in killing which comes hand in hand as a Bhaalspawn, Esteri is quite creative for better or worse. The woman is also a cold sorceress, which she also nails pretty well. It is actually accurate. She boasts about it and she is not wrong. 

4 . What would your Dark Urge consider to be their greatest flaw? Is this accurate?

Hahaha. Flaw. Funny. There are no flaws. She is perfect. ( She is not perfect, of course. Her ego is definitely her biggest flaw. That girl was fed with a silver spoon, adopted into a royal family, naturally became a Lady in the city without having to lift a finger. Esteri might be patient, but if you stroke her the wrong way with, let's say, doubting her abilities, boy she can become quite angry. Quite short-tempered, if I might say so. That could also lead to underestimating her foes. She is flawed. But would never admit or recognize it. )

5 . What opinion does your Dark Urge have about the Gods?

Bhaal's favorite child. Esteri is very committed to her religion. Any others are way below it. It's not that she does not respect them, but she just thinks they are not as grand as the god of murder. Esteri is a very loyal follower of her God, and would not hide her beliefs (well, except towards authorities who actively hunt down Bhaalists. For her own good, of course). 

[alarrytale]

„The whole reason why she became a famous and successful fashion designer was because of the attention she and David got for becoming a couple!“

Don’t forget to mention the Harry StylesTM effect like after their CO H would be able to wear Louis’ brand (and I’m sure he’d wear it nonstop!) and that will cause massive sales because huge amount of fans want to wear what H wears especially when it’s affordable. Fashion magazines will write about them because they will coordinate their outfits and set trends in (male) fashion. Oooor imagine their super sexy gay photoshoot and cover for the V magazine as “1st gay couple cover in V’s history”

And as much as I hate celebrities dropping H’s name in interviews for clout (ok, except Troye because his story with meeting H first time and going straight to the bathroom was just what us girlie girls do when out and about and it was exactly a story I would expect from gay man talking about meeting another gay man haha) we will get stories about them and that would also be super cute.

I just hope I will live to that day when they will come out and we will witness it all.

Here are some asks about Harry and Louis' prospects as a power couple when they come out and the consequences of coming out for their careers. More under the cut.

If Harry and Louis came out together then Louis would benefit from Harry's fame.

So this is what it's all about, Louis using Harry for fame. That's why larries want Louis associated with Harry, because without Harry, Louis is a flop. At least y'all know the truth.

I am sceptical about Harry having a bigger and better career after coming out as gay because it's never happened like that for a male popstar with mainly female fans. Not once.

I think you forget that Harry has fans in all territories and outside northern Europe the world is highly homophobic. I include the US in this. Even the UK has just banned medical transitions for under 25s.

Harry's thirst fandom is vast. They can thirst if he is straight or bi but not if he's gay.

I think being associated with Louis would actually damage Harry's career and make him seem like a joke. Louis isn't taken seriously by anyone except we larries unfortunately and that won't change if he suddenly comes out as gay and with Harry. Harry knows this and he is holding off on coming out until his career is over. That could be when he is in his 70s the way it's going.

Fame and notoriety aren't linked to chart success///

But Louis isn't famous anymore. The last time the UK and US press followed his every move was in 2016 with all the bg nonsense. He never gets papped and only gets articles when he mentions Harry's name. His entire UK tours went unreported on both times, no reviews or pics of Louis. It took something disastrous like the Red Rocks hailstorm for his US tour to get a mention. He's famous by proxy - 1d, Harry. I wish people knew his name in the 2020s but they just don't.

Hi, anons!

I'm going to answer you all together since this is a topic we've covered before.

Harry and Louis are a team. They make decisions together, share a home and share their wealth and their sorrows. Harry's success is shared with Louis and vice versa. Harry wouldn't be where he is right now without Louis and vice versa. They both have their roles to play.

A coming out would benefit both of them. They are something more than the two individuals put together when they're together. The brand deals, the book deals, the film that's going to be made about them and the magazine covers etc. will benefit the both of them. A magazine cover with the both of them on will sell better than a magazine cover with only Harry on.

Like i've said before, before they both come out we need to have a seeding period so people can get used to the idea and get onboard and see how cute and in love they are. If done right they won't lose many fans, but they'll gain a lot. Harry's fans have grown up with him. They're not 8 years old anymore. They won't ditch him and stop buying his albums and go to his tour if he comes out and reveals his relationship with Louis. Harries have heard about larry. Harries have seen Harry on stage in a glittery jumpsuit singing Medicine, waving pride flags and helping fans come out of the closet. He's played a gay closeted man on film. If they're homophobic they would have ditched him a long time ago. They can continue to project onto him even if he's gay. I think we need to also count the new fans he'll get from the lgbtqai+ community and from the attention they'll get from the conspiracy being revealed as true. I think they'll gain more fans than they'll lose. Who wouldn't want to read about the lovestory of Larry Stylinson written from they own pow by themselves. It's dramatic and juicy. A secret love with good guys fighting the bad. The ups and downs. Deaths and weddings. Even antis would buy the book and watch the film and see the documentary.

When it comes to Louis he needs image rehab and a bit more good media exposure. He needs to show he's not homophobic, that he's actually friends with Harry and support him and he needs to change his laddy and macho image and act more himself. I think ending bg will help immensely in creating a better image. He'll gain so much sympathy from the gp. People already have sympathy for him bc of his mom and sister. They'll be thrilled that he's found happiness after all that misfortune. Losing a mother, sister, and now his kid isn't his after all?

To raise his profile a bit, even though he's already well known, they can do what they do to Harry's stunt girls. If he's seen hanging out with H we'll get "Who is Louis Tomlinson" articles. We'll get pap pictures, and Louis being invited to events with H etc. So when they do come out, people will know the both of them. People will love both of them and people will want the best for them. It's going to be more than okay. It will be fabulous.