#oooor actually now that I think about it

[furshrimps]

So as it gets colder Sammy is easily freezing as soon as we step outside. And while the coat he has is great for keeping him dry it's pretty thin and doesn't keep him very warm. I've contemplated looking for warmer coat, but it already was hard finding this one, which is more like a blanket, without holes for the legs (he absolutely HATES getting anything put on him and doesn't cooperate very well no matter the reward - fiddling his feet through any holes is simply not an option for him).

Then I've had the idea to add a warm lining to this coat instead, preferably removable so I can use it during summer as well. So that's what I'm going to attempt :D I found this baby overall in a local supermarket for like 5€ and it has the perfect size. If I use it closed it's even layered which would provide even more insulation (I'll remove the zipper, though, probably wouldn't be very comfortable having that poke into his back). I've already removed the arms and hood yesterday and cut off the legs. Additionally, I ordered some Velcro strips for sewing, so the lining can be removed if needed.

I don't have a sewing machine (nor much experience), though, so I'll have to do everything by hand and hope it'll last 😅 Wish me luck haha.

Bonus pic of Sammy being all cozy and warm beside a heater in the family house! My brother did his Thanksgiving meal last weekend and I took the doggos along. Thanksgiving doesn't have any cultural significance here at all, we do it purely for the feast (it's incredible, we all love it), and because it would overlap with the first Advent weekend my brother usually does it a week early.

At least he likes having the coat as a blanket put on top of him 😄

[pillowspace]

HI….👉👈 AM I ALLOWED TO ASK ABOUT YOUR SIBLINGS AU????

sooo so curious if you have an facts or tidbits to share like! whats their dynamic like? is there any Backstory to this oooor just for fun? i am. very very interested ehe

(only if u want to tho!!)

(About this post and this post)

Mmmm! Let me see what I can think of!

Mal's full first name is Maldu. I imagine everyone would call them Mal except for Odile, since she calls Bonnie Boniface, and would presumably call Mal "Maldu."

Mal is like 12-15, I'm not really strict on the exact age. Since Mal would be the second youngest, they would probably like following Bonnie around even if Mal doesn't really know how to "play" or anything. They just kinda... stand there and try to curiously mirror whatever Bonnie does.

Mal is a bit quiet. They can speak, but they don't do so often, and are more likely to speak when they're upset than when they're pleased.

The red star that hangs from their bandana cannot be seen in colour unless Mal is especially upset. Not the most upset of their life like Siffrin, but even just a big cry could cause the star to shine for everyone to see.

Mal is very sensitive and cries easily. Siffrin's grown practiced at calming them down but still gets freaked out by the sudden tears.

Mal likes quietly watching and listening. They enjoy being taught by their allies how to perform certain tasks, and will give that wide-eyed look of a silent "really??" when praised for doing something right. They soak up praise like a sponge due to a perpetual feeling of doing something wrong.

While their right eye spirals, Mal's left iris is entirely white! It's usually covered by the slanted hat, however.

And! I hadn't actually really thought of a backstory until just now, but does this work? I think it maybe could

Siffrin accidentally created Mal through Wish Craft when he had a mental breakdown as a child/teen soon after the northern island's disappearance, though neither of them know this, and they did not meet until a couple years after this happened. Mal's existence slowly came to be with a clear understanding that they existed for a reason, but they weren't sure why. When Siffrin and Mal eventually crossed paths, it was like finding a second half that you hadn't even realized you had lost. Though even after meeting, the two are still unsure of how this happened to begin with. As far as Siffrin's concerned, the two just "clicked," and does not remember the breakdown. Meanwhile Mal's not really sure where they came from or what they are, but they gladly latch onto the protection Siffrin offers.

Mal is simultaneously an extension of Siffrin, and a separate being entirely. Mal was made from Siffrin's soul, even if Siffrin hadn't meant to share himself like that. When one is hurt, the other shares the echoes of their pain. Mal likely severely panicked when Siffrin lost the eye, and the echoing pain in Mal's own head surely didn't help. If ONE panicked kid (Bonnie) wasn't enough, you also get TWO in this AU! Congrats!

Since Mal was created from Siffrin's distraught state, it reflects through Mal in certain ways. How sensitive they are, how timid they are, their unease, their anxiety, etc. Siffrin's helping Mal every step of the way though, and is very protective of them, urging his allies to be gentle with them.

[hugemilkshake]

https://www.tumblr.com/hugemilkshake/746976766494720000/httpswwwtumblrcomhugemilkshake74666492724104?source=share

I love a lot of those ideas...and actually now got ideas for a part 2:

Imagine if the ancients visit y/n after a while of y/n just staying mostly in bed...and it's so they can dote on y/n too and make sure they are relaxed and happy and can imagine a little add on if you want...based off the "freshly baked cookie" part...

Like at one point dark enchantress shows up and ancients prepare to fight buuuut turns out she isn't here to cause stress for y/n by causing a war...she is here to help y/n learn to walk! Like she is holding y/n up and letting go so y/n slowly learns to stand and when they get the hang of it...they make a fun game to make sure y/n is having fun and happy while learning to walk (and so various cookies can have a chance to hug y/n...you'll understand why when I say game. Also it's so cookies can show their love for y/n and vent out a little of their competition through a fun game...aaaand remind themselves to keep their fight for y/n on the down low because...again want y/n to feel safe and happy.)

The game? A play obstacle course where each cookie is a 'check point' where y/n simply has to walk up to them and give them a hug before going onto the next cookie...and like the cookies are cheering them on "come on y/n! You can do it!" Ofcourse having some cookies nearby so if y/n starts to stumble, they can rush up to y/n like "hey hey its ok its ok...you're ok, we are here for you!"

And can imagine at the end, the cookies are all super proud of y/n lol!

Oooor maybe you can make up you're own 'y/n learns to walk' game where cookies can be more...competitive...buuut ofcourse maybe they mask it behind playful banter and so on so y/n doesn't feel the stress of having cookies fight over them lol!

Sorry if I'm being too descriptive or if I Sounded weird or anything lol! Just got thoughts flowing lmao!

Enjoy the milkshake! Don’t worry about sounding too descriptive, it’s actually more helpful for me since I don’t have to think of a plot- also dark enchantress might be ooc

How do you walk?

Part 1, part 3

Self aware AU

-platonic-

“ … and that’s when Blackberry Cookie came over to calm down Onion Cookie! After that everything was fine!”

You rested in the bed as Gingerbrave talked about recent events, this was a weekly occurrence, you didn’t hate it! But you wished you could walk around and talk to more cookie besides Gingerbrave, Strawberry, Wizard Or Custard lll…

Gingerbrave got up to leave before saying one last thing “Oh and one last thing before I leave! The ancient Cookies are going to be visiting! They might come see you to try and help you with your problem”

Huh… that was new… some cookies who might be able to help you out… only issue was that these cookies are some of the strongest in this game, or well this world you should say. So you were nervous about that.

A week went by the ancient cookie finally arrived in the cookie kingdom

You were nervous, an even a little scared

I mean these cookies could kill you if desired.

And you couldn’t even walk! So you couldn’t do anything against them!

When the ancients arrived, Pure Vanilla was the first to come into the room, along with Gingerbrave.

Dark Cacao and Golden Cheese came in next, followed by White Lily and Hollyberry.

Gingerbrave introduced you since you couldn’t talk

Now the vibe was meant to be nice and friendly, but it just wasn’t

It was VERY awkward

Now all the ancients had different opinions on you

Pure Vanilla wanted to help you get better since you literally couldn’t do anything but you couldn’t talk so he didn’t want to overstep any boundaries

Hollyberry wanted to lighten up you mood, so she told jokes and it worked for a little bit

Dark Cacao was very unsure of what to think about you. He’s not good with stuff like this

Golden Cheese was a bit like Hollyberry in a way but her jokes didn’t land that much

White Lily was very fascinated by your predicament. She has studied cookies for a while and has never seen something like this happen before

And Gingerbrave was there to have things to a bit more smoothly.

But in the end you guys didn’t get anything done. You couldn’t talk so it was to be expected.

The ancients bid you a farewell and left along with Gingerbrave

You were now alone…

It was the dead of night and you were reading since you were so used to staying up late and not sleeping, it was something you were working on.

But unlike all the other nights, everything felt off. Like there was a lurking darkness around you, it kinda give you anxiety.

No… not kinda…

It did give you anxiety.

You were reading when you heard your door open, and you saw a figure that resembled White Lily

You greeted her…. At least you thought you greeted White Lily…

When the figure responded, if definitely didn’t sound like White Lily

The figure stepped into the light and you froze in fear

Dark Enchantress was right in front of you

Now you were used to stressful situations but this was different

You were actively in danger.

You were going to scream before the sorceress shushed you

“Don’t scream. Im not going to hurt someone as pathetic as you.”

Ouch… but you weren’t in danger so that was good..?

Dark Enchantress told you that you needed to get up and walk. And without warning she pulled you up and got you to balance yourself

“Your not going to survive if you keep being babied by cookies. Now I’m going to leave you. Next time I see you, you better be able to walk”

And just like that she left.

You were left confused and started

And needless to say the next day Strawberry Cookie came into the room she had a heart attack since you were standing.

[woso-dreamzzz]

Nobody asked me buuuut here's some of my hc of what the mum's/sisters would do in the Melting Pot universe:

Alexia gives me business owner vibes, not sure what the business would be though

Jeni gives me lawyer vibes

Lucy would be either a CEO oooor a police officer

Keira could be a teacher

Alessia would still be in college

Leah could be a DJ or a firefigther

Lia could be an engeener (not sure what could be)

Katie could be a firefighter or a police officer (while coaching karate to kids on her spare time)

Caitlin could be a vet

Viv could be a writer or a mechanic (idk not sure)

Beth would be a kindergarden teacher

Mapi would def be a tatoo artist

Ingrid would be a CEO too....idk she gives me powerful business woman vibes or a Model

Caro could be a firefighter while Marta could be a paramedic

Ona could be a vet too or a pilot (idk)

Aitana gives me profesional chef vibes

Frido would be a model

the rest idk....

Okay so this is just going to be a big infodump of the ideas I have for the dynamics between all the families so this might be kind of long. I'll probably put them into a masterlist at some point but probably after I move out

So, Alexia and Jenni had the twins (Bambi and Pequeñita) together before having a fairly amicable divorce. Business owner Alexia but the businesses she owns is a chain of fairly fancy restaurants and Jenni definitely gives lawyer vibes. So, they broke up and Alexia got with Olga to have Jaume and Jenni had Osita.

They're fairly chill with each other and their custody schedule is flexible and dictated by the twins so Pequeñita usually stays with Alexia while Bambi tends to go between them (now more heavily with Jenni now that Jaume's been born).

Lucy and Keira's relationship is also on the rocks. They were planning on adopting just as Keira got pregnant but decided to keep both plans going and then when they were settled, they adopted again to get Pup. They had a good relationship but it's kind of fizzling out and they're only really staying in the same house for the kids while pursuing different partners outside (thinking about if Lucy's a police officer then Ona might be a new recruit and Keira teaching at a local secondary school and Laura is the new teacher there).

Alessia is the frazzled uni student that's part time employed at one of Alexia's restaurants as a waitress so she's balancing it all while also caring for her little sister, Tesoro. They're always riding the line between on time and late.

Leah being a firefighter so she's on quite long shifts sometimes so taking care of Bug and Bean sometimes falls to Jordan (her amicable ex and Bug's other mum) who's all too happy to look after them both.

Thinking also about how Lia might be working in or around the fire station too (maybe admin???) who adores her little Guppy, who comes into the station every weekend to make sure it's all clean and tidy.

Actually, now that I think about it. Katie and Caitlin both being firefighters as well but working on opposite shifts so someone is always around to look after Gremlin and Kiddo. Rue's Katie's ex and Kiddo's other mum who just kind of does temp work where she's needed. The breakup is still a little toxic because Katie almost immediately got with Caitlin and had Gremlin. Kiddo is still adjusting.

Viv has her own column in the newspaper that she writes around caring for Munchkin and making paper sharks with Liefje while Beth probably has a job where she gets to be quite social with other people.

Daan is Beth's ex and they kind of had a kid together but still kind of didn't because Ellie's the one signed on as Pipsqueak's other mum but everyone is still friends and Pipsqueak gets sent off to Beth and Viv's house for babysitting during Daan and Ellie date nights.

Ingrid is definitely giving powerful ceo vibes. She's loaded with cash and has a big house up a hill somewhere so all her kids + Nena can have their own rooms and spaces. Mapi's tattoo artist income is practically petty change to Ingrid but she likes that Mapi's still doing something she's passionate about. Nena moved in with Ingrid somewhere between Sunshine being adopted and Teeny being born and settles right in with the rest of the pack.

Caro and Marta probably had a really sweet meet cute in the park when Conejita came over to the patch of flowers Caro was sitting next to and started picking them. Caro saw Marta and knew she was a goner.

Aitana working as a chef in Alexia's restaurant and actually getting recommended the school for Estrella by Alexia, who in turn, got the recommendation from Mapi who got it from Ingrid, who only really moved to the area because she heard the school was really good.

Frido as a model or as Ingrid's cfo who is looking after her baby sister and being all powerful and hot at the exact same time. She makes it seem so effortless.

Mary also being a semi-frazzled uni student who's probably working on a masters or PhD and she does her studying while little Rugrat is teaching herself how to read over in the corner or pointing out Mary's spelling mistakes before she submits a paper.

Steph being a single mum who probably works for the same paper that Viv does and recommends the area for Mini and Clara to bring Harper and Bubs too. Harper gets put into a different school than Bubs but that's alright because Bubs is in the same class as Angel and Mini swears she's never seen Bubs so bright and happy before.

Jessie also being at the local uni trying to wrap up her engineering degree. She's dealing with the pressure a lot better than Mary and Alessia are and she's got such a sweet Duckie to take to the park to decompress after a hard exam.

Emma recently moved Squish to the area to finally live with Frida permanently. I'm not sure what they would work out but they probably have a nice little house that backs into a forest so they can have long walks with Jordan and forage for mushrooms and berries.

Kristie probably works as a beautician or something similar while Sam works outside (I'm not quite sure as what) so it's no surprise that their kid Chook rolls in dirt and has fantastic eyebrows.

Magda and Pernille being lecturers at the university with really fancy credentials. Magda's been working there for a bit while Pernille taught in Germany and a job opened up so Pernille took it quickly, moving her and Princesse over to be closer to Magda.

[mublerr]

Lunch

Ooooh what do we got here?~

a little cutie just layin on a bed minding own business?

welp you're so focused on scrolling your fav social media, wouldn't you mind if i sit next to ya, look directly at your precious eyes and say how pretty you look? Oh is that a blush?

You look even better gettin one, you look so sweet that i can actually eat you! Let's start with your neck, looks most delicious, nibble hereee, nibble theree, oh my you're so yummy! I can eat you all day, oooh youre even flavour yourself with these giggles, alright next dish on the way is the tummy.

lets curl up this shirt of your a little and see it, ooooh this looks like whole dinner! But i think there's something missing here, oh right there's lack of raspberries. Weeeell let's just give one there, one here and of course one in the centre, woah theres even a hole especially made for placing raspberry here, neat!

Yeah your adorable tummy taste's good, but what about these ribs? they look tasty too but, are you got full stack of them? Let's count em and find out! Huh? why you such a squirmy worm? i just wanna see if my order is good and there's not any mistake, weeeell let's see shall we? Oneeeee tasty ribbieee~ Twooo tasty ribbiesss~ Threeee- hey don't cover them! I need to find out that its full pack of ribs, now where i have beeeeen hmmmmm.. Welp i can't remember, let's try again, this time don't you even try to move slightly, try to think about something else, likeeee how red you can possibly be, ooooor how much tries i need to do before i finally count up your ribs, oooor how many times you gonna squeal, squeak or snort.

Now let's go back to these precious ribs~

[anime-owo-kage-san]

Husk rescuing Angel from Valentino or pretty much any danger in general is still my favorite —incredibly common but still favorite— huskerdust trope. Especially, him (whether in comics or in fanfics) carrying Angel in his arms and flying to safety —Aaaah! 🥺 That’s a whole fluffy dessert for me!

I try to find and read every fanfic and comic I see (AU or canon-divergent), especially the ones where Husk wins Angel’s contract from Valentino.

I know Angel Dust shouldn’t be subjected to being a damsel in distress, because there is more to his character. But, like… come on. While the sweet thing doesn’t really need protection, he needs to feel and know somebody will do it anyway.

Ofc, this is just my craving in fanworks.

As for canon and what I actually want to see happen in the show, to get Angel free from his contract:

1.) Angel shoots/stabs/etc. Val from the fucking front (with some slight hesitance because he technically ruined his clean-streak for doing it).

Oooor, what I like better, bc it involves Huskerdust:

2.) Husk invites both Angel and Valentino somewhere private, to make a bet through poker.

Husk: “One round of poker. You lose, Angel’s soul no longer belongs to you. You win, you get to keep his contract.”

Angel panics and tries to knock some sense into Husk, even though Valentino is disinterested in the whole thing and was going to say no anyway, but plot twist ——>

Angel: “Do I have to slap the fucking White Knight Syndrome outta ya!? I told ya, ya crazy motherfucker! I can handle myself!”

Husk: *smiles* “I know.” *hands Angel his the deck of cards* “Which is why I’m letting you, handle this. Go win your soul back, Legs.”

Angel: *shocked* “B-But that’s even worse! I only beat you, like… once in this game!”

Husk: “And you only need to beat Valentino once too. I know you can do it. But, if you think you can’t, well….” *smirks* “That’s why I’m here.”

Angel: “What do you mean…?”

Husk: “Since you suck at valuing yourself so much, I thought of giving you a better motivation to work with.”

Angel: “Better motivation…?”

Husk: *turns to Valentino* “There’s more; if you win, you not only get to keep Angel, but you get to have my soul too.”

Angel: “HUSK!”

Valentino: “HA! And why would I want the soul of a old rundown alley cat?”

Husk: “My soul is owned by Alastor. Imagine what Vox would think, about the idea of Alastor losing one of his souls to you.”

Angel: “Does Smiles know about this deal yer makin’ right now!?”

Husk: “Yes, he does. And he agreed to it.”

Valentino: *still disinterested* “Not convinced, gatito. You’re still not rubbing me the right way~”

Husk: “I’m not done. I’m not like any other soul, he owns.”

Valentino: “Mmhmm…”

Husk: “I have some information on why he disappeared for seven years. Not the complete context, but it’s still a big secret he definitely wouldn’t want any other overlords to find out about.”

Valentino: “Oh? Well, now that’s interesting. Voxxy would be pleased to hear anything about the radio demon.”

Angel: “Okay, does Smiles know about THAT!?”

Husk: “Hm? Nope. I’m completely fucked if he finds out I told the Vees what I know. He’ll definitely tear my soul apart and broadcast my screams longer than anyone else’s….”

Valentino: “I take it you want protection?”

Husk: “No. Not necessary. If my soul gets handed off to you, and I give you the needed information, you’re not obliged to protect me.”

Valentino: “Now you’re talking my language, gatito~ Game on. Come Angel! Prepare to lose your little boyfriend over here.”

Angel: *ignores Val and grabs Husk by the shoulders* “Husk! We’re leaving now! I don’t want anything horrible to happen to you!”

Husk: “And nothing will happen to me. I know you can do this. Or…. Am I being too full of myself to think you’d give your all for me?”

Angel: “Wh-What…?”

Husk: “I get it. We may be getting used to each other, but I’m not all that important enough to you!”

Angel: “Bullshit!” *grabs him by the suspenders* “You go through so much for my sake! What makes you think I won’t do the same!? I’d go through this hell twice, just to repay all the times you had to deal with me!”

Husk: *smiles softly and places a hand on his cheek* “Then go win this game, Legs.”

(Basically, instead of rescuing Angel himself, Husk tricks Angel into finally getting out of his contract, by putting his own life on the line).

[djljpanda]

Hi just discovered your tumblr and thought I'd say hi and that it's nice to meet you and...idk if you're new or not to the cookie run x reader part of tumblr but if you are then, welcome and glad to see a new writer here! Anyway I saw some of your hcs and wanted to input an idea of mine since your ideas seem cool!

https://www.tumblr.com/djljpanda/729009881234948096/in-crk-one-of-black-lemonades-lines-when-you?source=share

Can't help but see this and can't help but think but imagine:

What if mc saw this ask and next time they play cookie run kingdom...they jokingly explain to the cookies of the kingdom about how they are just a normal person playing a video game and that if they did get transfered into their world, they'd be completely powerless and unable to do anything (unless they not only play cookie run but also exercised regularly and trained in strength, speed, flexibility or stamina then they might mention a boost in one of those categories).....and doesn't realize that the cookies could actually HEAR them!

Just imagine...cookies who want mc to themselves to snuggle or romance or something would hear this and think "wait I thought they were a powerful god...but they are just a normal person playing some video game and don't have any powers while everyone in the cookie world, including me (aka cookie who is thinking this), so...oh my god! Capturing and keeping mc is going to be WAY easier than I thought!"

Aaaand when mc ends up in the world...the cookies are helping mc with getting used to their body, with the full knowledge that they have zero powers soooo they either have to protect mc oooor this is their chance to keep mc for themselves lol!

I'm happy to see that you enjoy the idea of sharing here. I have been playing Crk since 2020 and have been a fan and I have followed the tag and I did really enjoy the self aware crk and was always Happ to read fanfiction and theories but it seems now all the writers have moved on which I don't blame them for. Thank you for the Welcome and Welcome to my blog.

But maybe not all the cookies can hear you at once but maybe one cookie can and everyone thinks their insane cause only witches are really right?

But I think that would be the reason why they would grow attached to you maybe or maybe not get romantic feelings for you or just seeing you as their best friend.

But they were both shocked at your words of calling yourself regular and upset because to that one cookie you are their everything.

But at some point all the cookies were able to hear you and you have like a cult following with that one cookie of your choice being like the leader.

When you do end up in Earthbread you almost got cookienapped right off the bat only for a cookie part of the following to save you.

That following of yours will make sure you are okay and devote themselves to you and if that cookie is your love interest they would ask to be your right hand cookie, while their cheeks are burning.

But if you want to have the normal isekai route at first you are protected by these cookies and soon you have powers and become a godly being but something happened that made you disappear but really you just turned invisible like how jack frost was in the rise of the guardians movie. And you are trying to handle that while you find out that your world and Earthbread are merging, the rest and small details can be saved for like fanfiction that I'm still trying to figure out on.

[l3viat8an]

So i can’t help but think about how a joke white elephant would go with the Bros. Like everyone picks some else’s name and gives them a gag gift. The only one I can think of getting a gag gift for is Asmo- just get him Moby Huge- the three foot dildo- I can’t imagine what insanity would insue if that ever happens.

Helpshsj I feel like white elephant gifts with the brothers would be horrible, cuz they either go too far or don’t even try- 

Also just imagine Asmo keeping a three foot dildo on display in his room, gag gifts or not he’s going to show it off lolol

For Mammon, he could get one of those ridiculously huge blankets that’s printed to look like a dollar bill!!!- (this is funny to me because I actually have one I got as a gift ‘n I feel like it would fit lol)

Now depending on how mean / stupid you wanna get- Give Belphie a pair of emasculatome (those are used to neuter bulls btw-) I’m joking!!!- tho I do think it would be funny to give Belphie a twister bed set!-

I was gonna say, give Beel a food scented candle- but he’d probably just eat it- ‘n I can’t think of anything else helpshsj 

Satan getting anything dog related ‘n he would hate it- so that could work- oooor him getting that book that’s called ‘meow’ and it’s just the word meow written over ‘n over, he’d never put it down XD

Levi getting one of those shirts that’s says ‘I love the great outdoors.’ with a picture of smokey bear on it jsjsjs

Lucifer getting anything with ‘wine mom’ on it- but really there are sooo many good gag gifts that would annoy Luci I can’t list them all

[delicatebatharmony]

Do I like perpetually single Dick Grayson? I think I might like perpetually single Dick Grayson 🤔🤔

LOOK, I’ve never thought him and Babs were great! I think they’re both too much of the same to actually be compatible! Well, Dick can loosen up and have fun, but he’s a workaholic! Nightwing (which is his mode most of the time honestly) is not able to do that! When working they clash soooo much in some (a lot of?) ways, and when do they ever stop working? lol

Also I haven’t read much BoP but I wanna check out Babs and Dinah….

I DO like Dick and Kori pretty well but since I skipped n52 and am just now in rebirth I can’t say much for anyone else he’s been shoved together with.

It’s just something about married-to-his-work Dick Grayson seems so fitting for him…

I could see him and Wally I think though. And people make good arguments for him and Roy! It’s just that I’m not absolutely convinced about any of his canonical relationships, and I haven’t dived deep into fanfic (or my own thoughts) for some non-canonical options.

Or, oooor we could go the entiiiiire other way and put him in a joyful, supportive polyamorous relationship. He gets aaaall the people and aaaall the love. Although would that stretch his capacity with more people? Or would that put less pressure on him to show up all the time and be everything to one person? 🤔 I’ve only ever been in mono relationships so feel free to share if you have experiences with poly relationships!

Maybe it’s just that I don’t see him with a person (or people) who isn’t ALSO tied to their work and couldn’t understand/accept that aspect of him?

[echoing-gravity]

Blind Earthshaker Au

I wanna see a series rewrite where everything is the same except Percy is blind but can see better than everyone around him and has Katara's ice bending and toph beifong's Seismic Vibration Senses.

Like his dad is called the earth SHAKER so I don't think he can bend the earth too well but Percy is like feeling and making tiny vibrations/Earthquakes with his feet to see. He's super weak to air based projectiles think arrows. Or like literally anything a wind spirit picks up and throws in his general direction.

(He will tap his foot like an angry rabbit when hes stressed or caught off guard. I'm thinking wind spirits since they don't touch the ground OR have any water inside their bodies)

He can also "see" like where all the water is around him in a certain distance. Like mentally he has a 3d map of where things are. He doesn't like going places where theirs not a lot of water/or gorund. he can like tell when people are nervous by the speed of their blood flow/ the rhythm of their hearts. And is super precise with his ice bending be cuz of it.

Maybe Sally dies early or something and like we've got like 7 year old blind Percy wandering the streets but like since he can see where all the monsters are with his vibration earthy senses he can avoid them really well. Like "oh huh that guy has Hoooves? Nope. Percy outta here. Noo thanks." Since the mist is mostly sight based, and stuff, I feel like Percy would have a HUGE advantage.

In cannon it's shown that Percy is like really clairvoyant, what with all his dreams and stuff. So in my au he knows about the big three pact, and is just bullshiting people into thinking he's related to Khione goddess of snow and ice. And desperately trying not to let into the fact that he's blind.

(Luke/or/annabeth/or/Leo/or/Rachel/or Whoever he ends up being best friends with figures it out eventually be cuz theyve been friends for so long.)

At some point he runs into an 11yr old Luke pre- Luke meeting Thalia&Annabeth. And then we have them having the dynamic of Percy being a manic feral little shit and Luke trying to be responsible and protect him but ends up being the one protected all the time. I think it'd be funny.

Or maybe he runs into 7 year old annabeth and they become badass -cant be beat- besties. Percy snipe murdering every spider in a quarter mile radius, after he finds out annabeth is afraid of them.

I'm more partial to the meets Luke one cuz then when Percy and annabeth go on their first quest we'd get this fucking glorious scene:

Annabeth: no don't look Percy! You'll die!

Unhinged feral blind Percy: hahaha bitch u thought!!! *He says as he uncaps riptide witch was hidden in his hand.*

Medusa: *gurgling noise be cuz there is now a sword in her neck.*

Or in book two:

Circe standing with Percy Infront of enchanted mirror: isn't there Something u wish u could change about ur appearance? Drink this magic smoothie!

Unhinged feral blind Percy: haha bitch YOU THOUGHT.

Circe is now being held at knife point. (Or.. smootie- icicle point?)

Or if a pissed off god flashes their true form.

Hera: how... how are you alive?!

*Percy with his head tilted/angled so it looks like he's looking at them.*

Percy: *sing-songy voice* I know something yoooouuu doooonnntt! :)

Or if he gets hit by cupids arrow.

Cupid: the next person u look at with direct eye contact you will fall helplessly in love with them.

unhinged feral blind Percy: HAHAHA BITCH GUESS WHAT!

I'm sure there's more areas in the books or just Greek mythos in general where being blind is actually an advantage, but I can't think of any off the top of my head.

Or oooor -this is the one that I see being most likely to happen- hear me out: he runs into LEO. Since Hera was using the mist like crazy to hide him, but Percy is unaffected/immune to the most because He. Can't. See. It.

They steal/hijack an RV to live in. That could be cool. Leo has trama based on like burning people, right? Percy in canon Swam in LAVA, boy is fire-fucking-PROOF!! Fire and ice friends!

('oh my gods, they were roommates' perleo shipping intensifies)

Leo probably: you're nickname shall be Snowflake. Becuz ice powers.

Leo mentally: "wow! this person is really pretty, and funny and is like me, AND THEIR FUCKING FIREPROOF?"

Leo mentally: lets get fucking married.

Or maybe Sally doesn't die and Percy's blindness is known. He goes to school and guess who volunteered to help read his paperwork to him. That's right our favorite eco-rights activist: Rachel Elizabeth Dare!

Since Percy is blind he doesn't? Have dyslexia? I'm not entirely sure about how to explain this one. But like he's blind. People read things for him. (so he isnt effected by having dyslexia, becuase someone else is reading things for him.) He'd have good grades. Percy is sooo fucking smart. But like no one remembers cuz annabeth is always putting him down with all that doubt in canon. "Seaweed Brain!" I hate that nickname. Fuck canon annabeth. U don't have to put others down to have confidence in yourself omfg.

someone who isnt me write it. this is a writing prompt go! fanfic writers gooo!

[senka-mesecine]

I wonder how would domesticated hill country Barnes act when he's (very secretly) jealous or insecure. How would he react to his wife telling him about wanting to go out and meet with her girl friend or sister he never heard about before. Would he trust her or secretly follow her just to make sure she's not lying to him. I bet he would tho, maaaaybe even feel like a bit of a tool afterwards.

Oooor would he tease her and make sure she thinks about him the whole time before she leaves? 🥵

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Honestly, I think the root cause of all his potential jealousy and insecurities for Barnes would stem for the fact that upon return from the war I don't imagine this man is built for these day to day mundanities like visits, relatives, friends, family, socialization, extracurriculars --- maybe he was, once upon a time, in what seems like an almost bygone, forgotten era now, but I mean, can you really even imagine Barnes in a situation like that? Sitting down with your chattering sister? Or a gossiping friend? Can you? Not without him standing out like a bull among pigeons, that is? That's right. You can't. And he can't imagine himself either. He is someone who is almost exclusively built for a time of war and not a time of peace --- which is the issue in the first place. You go out to visit someone who's dear to you and it's almost like letting you into the outside world to mingle what he might just see as 'your own folk'.

You know? Unscarred.

Tame.

Clear of conscience.

Painfully civilian.

And what if you rather realize you like it there?

Rather than with him?

Birds of a feather flock together --- that's just the way of things; what he wants and likes isn't the reality of life, it is just a folly; a folly he doesn't want to delude himself with, and I envision a domestic Barnes would always have this impression that sooner or later you'll be craving your own flock. One of these days, you'll inevitably wanna be gone. So, his conundrum is actually weirdly existential for him, even though it comes off as common jealousy and him being territorial, which, oh, believe you me, he is. He might just let you go all on your own, but he is just as likely to casually follow suit, watching from somewhere not too far off, having a smoke while he observes you entering, say, or your sister's or your friend's home, assessing every exchange, every goodbye, every hug, every smile, weighing it all out in his mind. He is home before you are even though you were followed and tailed and could never tell. When you come back, Barnes could very well be just where he was where you left, having a drink, twirling a stack of playing cards in silence, seemingly like he never moved. He doesn't feel like a tool for effectively stalking you. He feels, instead, that it is good to be prepared. Because the man genuinely thinks that with every visit, every hang out, every venturing outside, you'll crave the undamaged, the unscarred and the unmarred. He isn't self-pitying or self deprecating, nah. He would be painfully realistic, is all. Painfully realistic and it's not something that can be fixed with him having you or getting you off so he'd be on your mind as you leave. No, what he does is effectively go out of his way to wrap you around his finger to the degree you want him more than all those other assholes.

It's a quiet sort of assesment he comes to watching you with outsiders.

Uh-oh. She is happy. Good.

That can be dealt with.

What he does afterwards is one way or another getting under your skin so badly, playing the long con with surprising patience, that you'll want to spend time with nobody more than you want to do it with him. Is it a form of breaking you? Maybe. Is it him conditioning you? Perhaps. Is it a really obsessive form of love? Undoubtedly. Is it him winning the unspoken, quiet war for your soul over everyone else from your previous life? For sure. Next time your sister invites you, might just make an excuse for yourself all on your own while he wordlessly listens on.

[mastertuki]

And the last of the Big Truck pups...

I don't want this to end. C'mon, Al deserves more screen time! I love this pup! He's a real trucker! Honestly, it was hard for me to understand him in the first chapter, but I adapted quickly, and now I can follow him without subtitles. I think I'm not the only one who will miss him...

...I think Ryder will miss him so much. Look at these two! They make such a great team!

Rocky using his tools to grab the bag makes me think everyone needs at least one of those forceps. But then Ryder will have to hide the treats even better. XD

Hey!!! Is this maybe the first time I’ve seen Rocky's Big Truck deployed? Maybe? Anyway, I love it! It has a computer, a mini crane, and another mini-mini crane, like a matryoshka doll���all green and orange!! Ryder thinks of everything for his pups.

Aaaaand we can’t forget this clumsy Dalmatian! At least he looks cute with that hat!

It’s not the first time I’ve seen Rubble’s truck, but now I can say… it really looks like a real truck! In fact…

This is something real trucks can actually do! Obviously, not that fast or that easily, but I love that they included this detail. It makes the trucks feel even more complete.

On they way to save the imcompetent Humdinger!

You know, I’ve loved Skye since the Mighty Movie, but I think her truck isn’t the most well-designed. I get it—she’s the pilot, but… really? Why not a real big airplane, for example? That would’ve been amazing! I think she deserved a better option.

Ok, truckers, don't try THIS at home:

Oooor this:

At least he has a belt too!! Thanks Ryder!! You always thinks in our puppy's security first!!

In other news, these four together could be dangerous. Look at their eyes—they’re definitely planning some mischief.

I don't know, Rocky. Trucker's usually are very, very strong. Look at these paws! Are you about this??

I never talked about Chase Truck. I save it for the last but is not the worst. I love it! He had a complete computer inside for... well, police purposes!!

And yes, Al is sometimes a little brute:

But he is so cute!!! Ok, this time I talk too much about them and less about the trucks. But... I will miss them!!

But, well... It's time to say goodbye, I think...

... or no!! I saved the best for the last!! Yes, I'm talking about "All paws on deck!" So I'll get a little more time with Al!! :D

Aaand I'll watch it tomorrow!!! I can't wait!! :D

[alanaartdream]

Been trying to keep up on All the Pokemon anime/cartoons I’ve missed out on while busy with so many of my

Other interests and well I grew up watching many of Ashes adventures with Pokemon and I couldn’t help thinking that maybe Pokemon could make a series of a older ash being maybe a teenager as a champion now that they’re planning on making a new generation of characters to take on the journey of being a Pokemon trainer you know

I’d feel like Ash as a Pokemon champion being someone who advocates for ways to help Pokemon who’ve been abandoned by their trainers to find them trainers who would truly care for them properly and maybe he would be Pokemon worlds version of what people who help out animals in our world you know like kitten lady who helps out baby animals and teaches people how to care for and foster kittens and other baby animals or like Jackson who teaches people how to actually take care of their cats like my cat from hell oooor he’s be like those animal rangers who protect animals from poachers

Or he’d be a mix of them all of them while having to be a Pokémon champion now so while he trains to keep his hard earned Pokemon champion status he’d find ways to help Pokemon that needs help and save Pokemon that have been abandoned by their trainers; heck he’d probably be one of the few who foster Pokemon who need to be fostered and cared for after being abandoned by their trainers;

I don’t know but I feel like that’s what teenager Ash would be like and then young adult him would probably start finding ways to save abandoned or abused Pokemon from around the Pokémon world because he’s helped out a few Pokemon when he was ten years old and quite a few of his own Pokemon are Pokemon he saved from trainers abuse them or abandoned them

I just feel like that’s what teenage and adult Ash would be all about

[sleetkissed]

@nameaprice sent

3-5 also, what is a dark urge?

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Xena I love you for your crazy support lmao ♥ let me smooch you ! Okay so, in Baldur's Gate 3, you can either create a regular character you just play as, no written down backstory, basically a blank sheet of paper, oooor... The Dark Urge. Which is basically the same as the first, but they have a set story and backstory, which changes the game in many ways. Your character suffers from amnesia, not remembering what they did or went through before the main story. The Dark Urge (Durge for short) is basically a title. The character gets a portion of their memories back as the game progresses, revealing they are the chosen of the god of murder, the child of Bhaal, created from his own flesh (and well, they did loooots of horrible fucking shit). You can either decide to embrace your past and continue being a menace, or you reject your past and try to become a better person, despite the urge to kill and cause bloodshed. Here is the link if you are interested in more. Crazy stuff uvu' Tldr; Evil character who can choose to be an evil mf or work on their redemption arc haha~ Esteri would be the first because she is awful.

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Now for the questions:

3 . What would your Dark Urge consider to be their greatest skill? Is this accurate?

✨Art✨ (since we both are League nerds, I can say I took some inspiration from Jhin hm hm) She is a talented sculptor, so if we ignore the natural talent in killing which comes hand in hand as a Bhaalspawn, Esteri is quite creative for better or worse. The woman is also a cold sorceress, which she also nails pretty well. It is actually accurate. She boasts about it and she is not wrong. 

4 . What would your Dark Urge consider to be their greatest flaw? Is this accurate?

Hahaha. Flaw. Funny. There are no flaws. She is perfect. ( She is not perfect, of course. Her ego is definitely her biggest flaw. That girl was fed with a silver spoon, adopted into a royal family, naturally became a Lady in the city without having to lift a finger. Esteri might be patient, but if you stroke her the wrong way with, let's say, doubting her abilities, boy she can become quite angry. Quite short-tempered, if I might say so. That could also lead to underestimating her foes. She is flawed. But would never admit or recognize it. )

5 . What opinion does your Dark Urge have about the Gods?

Bhaal's favorite child. Esteri is very committed to her religion. Any others are way below it. It's not that she does not respect them, but she just thinks they are not as grand as the god of murder. Esteri is a very loyal follower of her God, and would not hide her beliefs (well, except towards authorities who actively hunt down Bhaalists. For her own good, of course). 

[kainoliero]

Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou mysteries

Ok, this is just me shouting in the wind scroll on, the trouble of being in a small fandom, having an idea, and then ABSOLUTELY NO ONE TO TALK ABOUT IT so here goes:

YKK is mysterious, but it's all shown through a mundane lens. Either the mysteries really aren't mysteries at all, but they're such common knowledge none of the characters see it important to explain them to the viewer, oooor they're really big mysteries, but the characters just kinda... handwave them. It's what it is, no one knows for sure why. One such mystery is why male robots tend to dysfunction soon after activation, and just die off. As a result most of the robots we meet are female. This is a mystery to the characters as well, not even the one male robot we meet - Nai - knows how he himself somehow managed to function.

I highly doubt the difference between male and female robots could be only physical. They're robots after all, the outside layer of the build should not cause this sort of massive catastrophic outcome. What's more, we know that once the robots are living among humans, they slowly mature into distinct personalities of their own. The difference I'm talking about here is therefore in their factory settings, and as such it's the fault of humans, not the robots (though they're all independent individuals).

Robots are regularly referred to as humanity's children we're leaving behind as we slowly age and disappear from the world. It therefore makes sense that humans would try to build both male and female robots, and that the personality settings they base their personality on would be divided into two different models. Because let's face it, female robots all act in a very stereotypically feminine manner. With Nai, we see a completely different type of personality, that makes him kind of a stereotypical cool anime guy at his defaults. Obviously humans would be mystified and concerned over male robots dysfunctioning. There must have been many tries at finding out what the hell was going wrong. Humans that can build robots with individual personalities aren't dumb, so I'm thinking the difference must be in something no one thought was important at all, at least not where functioning was concerned.

Kokone brings out one important thing about robots - they all seem to have music as one basic setting, and she describes this as having music in her veins. We see Kokone and Alpha easily create music together out of nowhere, we see Alpha dancing and walking along the music within, and - interestingly - humans DID make some connection to music for the robots, it's installed, not incidental. That's how we still have records of the music used stored in libraries.

Would music be an important function, in the eyes of an engineer? Probably not. Likely it's used just as another base personality function. Maybe humans didn't realize the connection between music and the robots' survivability at all, though we know there were lots of horrific failures with ALL of the early models, male and female. Now let's go back to humans trying to create manly-acting male robots and womanly-acting female robots: maybe the two models were given different types of music as one part of their generic mood. Maybe this was not considered actually important, just pleasant for the viewer. Oh hey, this our girl child is dancing and playing music, making little songs! How lovely! And maybe this boy child of ours should do something different, so... ...he doesn't need this kind of music. Maybe some other kind of music. Maybe no music at all. What I'm saying is maybe, once on a blue moon, someone accidentally installed a wrong music file to a male robot, and that's how we have at least two functioning male models. Or maybe it was deliberate, a try at a different type of personality. Humans did put a lot of importance on the robots being individual personalities after all. The other male robot we see a glimpse of does seem to be a musician, and has the same feeling about him as the female robots. Nai, of course, is quite different, but again all YKK robots are their own people. Again, I don't know, the core of YKK is there are some things we'll never understand or find out about, and that's what makes the story so addictive to me. I don't think I'd want to know if my theory is right or wrong, I just like it as a theory I have. So yeah, music is far more crucial to the robots than anyone realizes except for Kokone, or so I like to think!

[alatismeni-theitsa]

I'm not Greek, but I do practice Hellenic Polytheism as accurately as I possibly can to the archaic and classical periods. I completely agree with you that non-Greek people (mostly USians) are extremely disrespectful with the way they practice their "Hellenic Polytheism". I've seen people do things that blatantly go against the ancient socially accepted rules in the religion, like offering their very human blood to the gods or apparently having intercorse on their altar (yes, literally). Some temples and sacred spaces bared menstruating people because blood was spiritually polluting, why do you think it's okay to offer that????? I understand some cults had practices that involved sexuality and human blood, but that was under very specific circumstances, which these people aren't. Also doing Tarot with the gods is weird because it's definitely not a part of the religion????? Why not practice forms of divination that actually existed in ancient Greece????? It's impossible to practice the religion exactly as it was done 2000+ years ago, but that's not an excuse for refusing to educate yourself on at least the basics. It's just blatant disrespect to the gods and Greek people, ancient and modern. Sorry if this was long, I just have a lot of rage

Hello! No problem, rage to your heart's content, we are a salty blog here! My #xenoi doing bs tag has some of this stuff in

I confess I had no idea things were so bad! I knew about the tarot, crystal balls, semiprecious stones and the zodiac being involved - all in the most modern and western sense - that it weren't just additions but made the practice unrecogniseable from what it is. Now you opened my eyes to new horrific scenarios 😅 (εεε... ευχαριστώ anon? 😂)

Seeeriously.... human blood* and intercourse on the altar?? That's a more like a fetish! I mean any person can do whatever they want but they can't really believe they are in this particular religion while doing this! My goodness! 😰 And the worst thing is, if you ask an explanation for this - I bet - they'll be like "I felt this in my heart" or "the deity told me" or "I am a priest/-ess of X god and I know what I am doing" 😖

*Menses are considered different from human blood in terms of purity from what I know but still, the Greek gods are not known to seek human blood. There could be exceptions as you said but we both understand these people haven't really researched that much. Oooor perhaps they would specifically search about these cases so they can satisfy their fetish to offer blood or sex to any deity really. These types of people live their lives by aesthetic and edginess 😫

I am not in the helpol circles so I can't imagine what else you've seen but...have strength, anon!