#but it’d be so funny

[salty-an-disco]

I think Harry Du Bois and stp’s protagonist should sit down for tea together where they both just stare at each other wordlessly while the world’s most chaotic party/brawl/discussion is happening in a collective mind space where all their Skills and Voices can interact with each other.

[l3viat8an]

So i can’t help but think about how a joke white elephant would go with the Bros. Like everyone picks some else’s name and gives them a gag gift. The only one I can think of getting a gag gift for is Asmo- just get him Moby Huge- the three foot dildo- I can’t imagine what insanity would insue if that ever happens.

Helpshsj I feel like white elephant gifts with the brothers would be horrible, cuz they either go too far or don’t even try- 

Also just imagine Asmo keeping a three foot dildo on display in his room, gag gifts or not he’s going to show it off lolol

For Mammon, he could get one of those ridiculously huge blankets that’s printed to look like a dollar bill!!!- (this is funny to me because I actually have one I got as a gift ‘n I feel like it would fit lol)

Now depending on how mean / stupid you wanna get- Give Belphie a pair of emasculatome (those are used to neuter bulls btw-) I’m joking!!!- tho I do think it would be funny to give Belphie a twister bed set!-

I was gonna say, give Beel a food scented candle- but he’d probably just eat it- ‘n I can’t think of anything else helpshsj 

Satan getting anything dog related ‘n he would hate it- so that could work- oooor him getting that book that’s called ‘meow’ and it’s just the word meow written over ‘n over, he’d never put it down XD

Levi getting one of those shirts that’s says ‘I love the great outdoors.’ with a picture of smokey bear on it jsjsjs

Lucifer getting anything with ‘wine mom’ on it- but really there are sooo many good gag gifts that would annoy Luci I can’t list them all

[morganbritton132]

The funniest thing Stranger Things could do is reveal that Steve’s parents are like, really liberal. They donate to AIDs research. They were arrested protesting the Vietnam War. They campaigned for Mondale. Steve tells them that Nancy broke up with him and they’re like, “Thank god, that family believes in Reaganomics.”

[wolfythewitch]

He’s ready for the apocalypse

[finemealprompt]

DP x DC Prompt #9

When Phantom joined the Justice League, he wasn’t prepared to be approached by Batman of all people. He had been warned to not take everything Batman says to you personally, but that he was a great hero.

Batman had a request. A simple one, at least according to Batman. He asked Phantom to meet an anti-hero who had come back from the dead and had some … nasty side effects.

Phantom, intrigued, agreed. Batman set a time and place, and Phantom showed up. But, Phantom thought Batman had said the one in the red helmet was the undead.

He doesn’t understand why everyone freaks out when Phantom approaches the vigilante with half a cowl dressed in black and red. This boy reeked of death, did Batman seriously not know?

[the-meme-monarch]

category 7 looey moment

the doodle page was drawn before all their conversations were found, but their trinket Had been, (and my sibling got the scraps convo before it was put on the wiki) so i was anticipating them being more friendly w razzle & dazzle(complimenting trinkets) and goob(both having dual colors) than they turned out to be <:] but he IS very friendly with poppy and that makes me happy. also shrimpo death threats

none of this is ship art 👍💥💥

[sodatelle]

wandering

[bruciemilf]

Not enough content about Ra’s trying to steal Bruce’s custody from Alfred.

Thinking about Bruce charging through the league after his semi-kind of- it’s complicated father in law kidnapped his youngest again, “Ra’s, I’ll put you in hell even l if I have to make one myself,—“

Ra’s simply dumps a whole ass 200 piece puzzle on the ground and Bruce’s neurodivergent ass gets to work.

[kens-ramblings]

so ik it’s not cannon accurate but,,,

i need a fic of tim just crashing out.

like he gets so sick of like damian and jason talking about how weak he is and shit like that that he’s like “yall realize lady shiva was my one of my FIRST teachers, and i was the first robin she trained. i had to train under b AFTER he already lost a robin. you DONT think he was 10x harder on me than any of you guys???? there’s a reason my training videos are mainly redacted without bruce’s or my permission. i got ra’s al ghul BEGGING ME to join his league or have my children. i get gifts from him WEEKLY. do you KNOW how many of his little ninja i fight per DAY??? nahh im sick of this shit let’s take it to the mats” and just demolishing both of them at the same time.

i just think it’d be very funny. i just like fics of people who pretend to be weaker than they are(or they just never really have a reason to go full tilt so they just don’t) get sick of holding back and just losing it :D

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Question for the DP fandom:

Do you think Danny’s hair turns white when it falls out? It’s technically dead cells anyway but when it naturally falls off his head, do you think it turns white? Because I think it would be hilarious if his hairbrush just has white hair, no black strands whatsoever, and his significant other thought the worst until they know his secret.

[shuutingstar]

what if someone made a sitcom with Camp Half Blood and the whole premise is literally just showing the backgrounds characters while the main characters go save the world or smth.

Like.

[camera pans on Drew’s face]

Drew: [looking at her nails indifferently] yeah someone let all the pagasai out of their stables and it’s a chore to fix.

[explosions in the background]

Drew: [unfazed] I’m not saying that I’m helping, by the way. I’ve broken a nail and I’m still in pain.

[Percy is seen battling a cyclops while Annabeth slashes at its feet with her dagger before running off frame]

Drew: I know you must be wondering why I don’t just go to the infirmary, but they’ve been full ever since the stampede — and Connor promised he’d steal me some cute bandaids with pictures on them so I decided to wait it out.

[screams and more explosions and property damage]

Drew: [rolls her eyes] but now Connor’s busy doing something else so I have to wait even longer. maybe I should just go to the infirmary… [walks away from camera]

[camera zooms in on the carnage near the stables where the seven can be seen herding the frightened winged horses back to their stables, while a beat-up cyclops lay unconscious with only its feet in frame]

EDIT : made smth kinda similar here if anyone wants to check it out :P

[screams-in-agony]

So true.

[Image description:

A text post from Facebook saying

If Trump were truly as clever and savvy as his people claim, he could prove it in one stroke. If you want to prove you’re better than Obama, you don’t achieve that by undoing everything Obama did. You do that by achieving what Obama couldn’t:

Universal Healthcare.

By destroying the corrupt and wildly unpopular insurance system, he’d make himself a true hero to all Americans, left, right, center, for generations to come. It would be an undeniable victory that his opponents could not refute - he’ll they’d have to praise him. It would show that he was able to do what Obama and Biden couldn’t. He can even call it TrumpCare.

But the people around him would never, ever let it happen. His handlers would freak out, and tell him he can’t, so he won’t even try. So sad.]

[quibbs126]

Okay but it’s a little funny how the flour disease makes the Cookies pale

Like the Dark Cacao Kingdom Cookies are quite literally being whitewashed. Them specifically

[royaltea000]

pov that strange boy is back at the border

these models are so lietpol to me

[mingwrites]

getting high with ateez

seonghwa ~ goes to another planet. basically just shuts down his brain and stares into space for a few hours.

hongjoong ~ starts whipping out new songs and other art. has 63 epiphanies along the way.

yunho ~ talks so fucking much. telling nonsense jokes, using funny voices, babbling about anything.

yeosang ~ falls asleep after 2 hits.

san ~ has 839 aha moments about the meaning of life and the origins of the universe.

mingi ~ laughs at everything. breathless, slumped over belly laughs.

wooyoung ~ gets really horny. and subby.

jongho ~ munches through 6 bags of chips in about an hour.

[fumifooms]

another detail for bugliker shuro: in the chapter 60 cover, his succubus is falin with insect wings & legs! a little reminiscent of laios's tbh...

Oh my god you’re RIGHT…

Even at the most mosquito-like we see them be in canon they only have wings and hair-like antennas, not this full fit with collar and extra legs… The wings don’t look the same… Oh my god Toshiro’s ideal is a bug wife