#but it’d be so funny

[tankuare]

Natural blond Andrew meeting bleach blond Jeremy for the first time

[salty-an-disco]

I think Harry Du Bois and stp’s protagonist should sit down for tea together where they both just stare at each other wordlessly while the world’s most chaotic party/brawl/discussion is happening in a collective mind space where all their Skills and Voices can interact with each other.

[l3viat8an]

So i can’t help but think about how a joke white elephant would go with the Bros. Like everyone picks some else’s name and gives them a gag gift. The only one I can think of getting a gag gift for is Asmo- just get him Moby Huge- the three foot dildo- I can’t imagine what insanity would insue if that ever happens.

Helpshsj I feel like white elephant gifts with the brothers would be horrible, cuz they either go too far or don’t even try- 

Also just imagine Asmo keeping a three foot dildo on display in his room, gag gifts or not he’s going to show it off lolol

For Mammon, he could get one of those ridiculously huge blankets that’s printed to look like a dollar bill!!!- (this is funny to me because I actually have one I got as a gift ‘n I feel like it would fit lol)

Now depending on how mean / stupid you wanna get- Give Belphie a pair of emasculatome (those are used to neuter bulls btw-) I’m joking!!!- tho I do think it would be funny to give Belphie a twister bed set!-

I was gonna say, give Beel a food scented candle- but he’d probably just eat it- ‘n I can’t think of anything else helpshsj 

Satan getting anything dog related ‘n he would hate it- so that could work- oooor him getting that book that’s called ‘meow’ and it’s just the word meow written over ‘n over, he’d never put it down XD

Levi getting one of those shirts that’s says ‘I love the great outdoors.’ with a picture of smokey bear on it jsjsjs

Lucifer getting anything with ‘wine mom’ on it- but really there are sooo many good gag gifts that would annoy Luci I can’t list them all

[morganbritton132]

The funniest thing Stranger Things could do is reveal that Steve’s parents are like, really liberal. They donate to AIDs research. They were arrested protesting the Vietnam War. They campaigned for Mondale. Steve tells them that Nancy broke up with him and they’re like, “Thank god, that family believes in Reaganomics.”

[hotdogmchiggin]

Worlds most Explodeable Guy

He blewed up :(

Based off of this image lol

[wolfythewitch]

He’s ready for the apocalypse

[thetorturedlovergirl]

A sassy gorgeous nurse that got accidentally pulled into the madness that is The Doctor’s life and won’t take his bullshit… ohhh welcome back Rory Williams

[signanothername]

saw this, and the text about error made me think- if nightmare insulted error in spanish, he would know from all his hours watching undernovela. maybe he wouldnt be able to translate it, but he'd definitely have picked up on some fighting words.

if he HAS actually learned some though, he could pull the power move at throwing spanish insults back at him. if he can pull nightmares mom into it too, we're getting into a fistfight for sure lol

Wheeze omg

I actually really love the idea of Error knowing a lil bit of Spanish, he kinda picked up on some phrases and words but isn’t fluent in it

Nightmare is definitely fluent on the other hand (his native language), and I can see him getting so frustrated he just switches to Spanish, Error would definitely pick up on insults if they do happen and he definitely wouldn’t shy away from insulting back

The image of Error pulling Nightmare’s mom into it is hilarious and very much possible fhhchchchf

Translation:

Nm: I can’t stand you. You’re very childish, you have to grow up.

Error: says the mama’s boy.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Okay just got a really random JayRoy idea but I wanna dive into it a bit.

Okay so there are a lot of fics that have Jason missing memories or just having a kind of spotty memory of his time pre-death/Lazarus pit. Hold onto that thought.

Now go back to Robin!Jason and imagine a Roy Harper that doesn’t like this new kid that shows up. Like who does this kid think he is wearing Dick’s old suit? He makes his dislike known.

Years pass. Jason dies. Jason un-dies. Roy, meanwhile, goes through a lot, and, at some point (wait for it), loses his memory. It comes back eventually, or at least mostly. There are still a few spotty parts here and there but overall he and everyone else have concluded that it’s not that big of a deal and isn’t causing any real problems.

So THEN.

Jason and Roy meet again as Red Hood and Arsenal. They remember each other, but not like…any interactions. More of just a vague familiarity and a “oh yeah, I know this guy,” but with no specifics tied to it.

They are both immediately smitten and are living out the fastest burn romance novel level speedrunned relationship ever.

No one else knows what’s happening exactly but they have questions. Especially the people who know both Roy and Jason decently well. Like, wasn’t there some pretty mutual, pretty vocal disdain and contempt between the two? And then they don’t see each other for the better part of a decade and suddenly they’re what, picking out place settings and wedding colors?

Roy and Jason both hear about their past interactions but they don’t care. It doesn’t matter to them at all. They’re too busy picking out furniture for all their new joint safe houses.

It’s been a week and a half.

[finemealprompt]

DP x DC Prompt #9

When Phantom joined the Justice League, he wasn’t prepared to be approached by Batman of all people. He had been warned to not take everything Batman says to you personally, but that he was a great hero.

Batman had a request. A simple one, at least according to Batman. He asked Phantom to meet an anti-hero who had come back from the dead and had some … nasty side effects.

Phantom, intrigued, agreed. Batman set a time and place, and Phantom showed up. But, Phantom thought Batman had said the one in the red helmet was the undead.

He doesn’t understand why everyone freaks out when Phantom approaches the vigilante with half a cowl dressed in black and red. This boy reeked of death, did Batman seriously not know?

[draculapizzaart]

Oh hey what’s up

[the-meme-monarch]

category 7 looey moment

the doodle page was drawn before all their conversations were found, but their trinket Had been, (and my sibling got the scraps convo before it was put on the wiki) so i was anticipating them being more friendly w razzle & dazzle(complimenting trinkets) and goob(both having dual colors) than they turned out to be <:] but he IS very friendly with poppy and that makes me happy. also shrimpo death threats

none of this is ship art 👍💥💥

[kens-ramblings]

so ik it’s not cannon accurate but,,,

i need a fic of tim just crashing out.

like he gets so sick of like damian and jason talking about how weak he is and shit like that that he’s like “yall realize lady shiva was my one of my FIRST teachers, and i was the first robin she trained. i had to train under b AFTER he already lost a robin. you DONT think he was 10x harder on me than any of you guys???? there’s a reason my training videos are mainly redacted without bruce’s or my permission. i got ra’s al ghul BEGGING ME to join his league or have my children. i get gifts from him WEEKLY. do you KNOW how many of his little ninja i fight per DAY??? nahh im sick of this shit let’s take it to the mats” and just demolishing both of them at the same time.

i just think it’d be very funny. i just like fics of people who pretend to be weaker than they are(or they just never really have a reason to go full tilt so they just don’t) get sick of holding back and just losing it :D

[sodatelle]

wandering

[bruciemilf]

Not enough content about Ra’s trying to steal Bruce’s custody from Alfred.

Thinking about Bruce charging through the league after his semi-kind of- it’s complicated father in law kidnapped his youngest again, “Ra’s, I’ll put you in hell even l if I have to make one myself,—“

Ra’s simply dumps a whole ass 200 piece puzzle on the ground and Bruce’s neurodivergent ass gets to work.

[phibsies]

i made a pride flag except only using pictures of zane