#oooooooh shit here we go

[verfound]

FIC: Coffee Shop Soundtrack: 8/11 (MLB; Luka)

Notes: Hey, uh…wasn’t Luka supposed to be off this Saturday…?

Ch 1 | Ch 2 | Ch 3 | Ch 4 | Ch 5 | Ch 6 | Ch 7

Coffee Shop Soundtrack

Chapter Eight: That Saturday He (Almost) Blew It

Time can get weird when something upsets your routine, and Luka’s routine had been upset for a while now.  Injuring his hands and being told he needed to take a day or two off work didn’t help things.  Neither did not being able to hold his guitar and play during band practice (or play at all), though as their drummer had had a family emergency and the bassist had come down with the flu the lead had cancelled their weekly practice anyway.  With his hands messed up, he couldn’t even commit to his standing slot at open mic night, so even though he was allowed to work Friday (“Just the register, Couffaine, and I want you gloved at all times!”) he didn’t linger after to play or watch the other acts.

(Which was a shame, Elise would tell him later: Baby Bob Ross had returned, and he’d played two renditions of “Wonderwall” this time.

“Your hands better be better by next Friday,” Elise grumbled as he laughed.  “I’m going to kill that kid if he shows up three weeks in a row with the same song.  With that song.”

He couldn’t really blame her.  As much as he loved music, he’d kill anyone who’s entire set list was three different arrangements of “Wonderwall”, too.)

[eternalreignblog]

What about cable worker Clarke is fixing a line and just so happens to catch Lexa masturbating through her second story window. Maybe Lexa puts on a show and Clarke goes over for the big finish

Oooooooh me likey 😏

Clarke’s on her last callout of the day, and she's tired and grumpy. To cap it off, she had to cart all her tools up two flights of stairs because the elevators we out in this old decrepit building.

The resident had just mumbled something about shitty signal and waved Clarke through to the back room before disappearing off somewhere else.

Mumbling to herself about shit customers and shittier building infrastructure, Clarke dumped her tools and set to work fixing this muppets WiFi, hoping to get out of here before it got dark.

Clarke immediately rolled her eyes when she saw the blinking red light on the modem. The first goddamned question tech support ask is have you turned it off and on again. These morons always say yes, then Clarke has to treck all the way out to the middle of butt fuck nowhere just to see that no, in fact, they have not.

Rolling her neck in frustration, something caught her eye out of the window.

She had a perfect view through the window of the neighbouring building, which happened to be someone's bedroom

Clarke’s eyes bulged in her head when she noticed the woman on the bed, stark naked with her long legs spread, fucking herself with a bright pink dildo.

The sight had Clarke's pants getting uncomfortably tight. She reached down to adjust herself at the same time as the woman looked up, locking eyes with her across the void.

Clarke froze, she'd just been caught touching herself while spying on this woman masturbating, her pulse rose exponentially.

They stared at each other for a moment, Clarke taking in the long legs a gorgeous body of the woman who was in the throes of pleasuring herself.

Her dick pulsed, and Clarke squeezed it in response, the woman's eyes darting down as she did it.

Clarke nearly fainted when the woman bit her lip and groped her breast, starting to pump the toy into herself again as she stared at Clarke.

Emboldened, Clarke thought fuck it, two can play at this game, unzipping her pants and releasing her dick, sarting to stroke it in time with the woman's thrusts.

The woman's eyes were locked on Clarke's cock, her hips started to roll faster as she pumped the dildo into her cunt.

Clarke wished she could hear what was happening in that room, the woman looked like she was being loud as she threw her head back, arching up as she started erratically thrusting her hips.

Holy shit, she just came! Clarke was in awe, still stroking her dick as the woman across the street lost herself in pleasure.

Clarke was dangerously hard, scarcely believing what just happened, eyes still riveted to the scene in front of her.

Clarke watched as the woman pulled the toy out of herself and stretched out on the bed before sliding off to the side. She couldn't see her for a few moments and was disappointed that their little voyeurism scene might be over before the woman reappeared with a piece of paper in her hand.

Apartment 22

1313

What the fuck.

She was inviting Clarke over. Thay was a door code. Holy shitballs. Clarke stood frozen for a moment, the woman stared at her lustfully before stepping back and shutting the blinds.

Yeah, there was no way Clarke was passing up this opportunity, shoving her still hard dick back into her pants. She pulled the plug out of the modem before sticking it back in. That should fix it. Whatever, Clarke didn't really care right now.

She grabbed her back and shot out of the apartment, not even bothering to talk to the resident.

Turns out going down two flights of stairs when the prospect of sex with a hot chick was on the line was super quick, and before she knew it, she was out fron of apartment 22, thanking her lucky stars that this apartment at least had a working elevator.

Only a few seconds after she knocked on the door it swung open, the same woman she'd been ogling from across the street stood in front of her wearing a robe and gesturing for her to come inside.

"Um, hey," Clarke said a little awkward, not really sure what to do now she was here.

"Hey there," the woman said, "I saw you watching me, fuck that was so hot," she said biting her lip.

"Yeah, I saw you get off on it," Clarke said, moving closer.

"Can I touch you?" The woman asked and Clarke nearly came in her pants.

"Fuck. Yes. Do whatever you want," Clarke blurted, cursing herself for sounding so desperate.

The woman just smiled, stepping towards Clarke and unbuttoning her shirt. Clarke let her work, enjoying the attention and also the floral fragrance that engulfed her when the woman invaded her space.

"What's your name?" The woman asked, dropping to her knees after she had rid Clarke of her shirt, starting to unbutton her pants.

"Cl- Clarke" Clarke managed to choke out as the zip on the pants was lowered.

"Clarke," the woman repeated, dragging Clarke’s pants down to her knees. "I like it. My name's Lexa, you can scream it when you cum," she said before taking Clarke’s dick in her hand and licking it from base to tip.

Clarke let out a filthy moan, putting a hand on Lexa's head to steady herself as Lexa took her cock into her mouth.

Lexa moaned around her dick and Clarke felt the vibrations shoot through her.

"Oh, fuck, Lexa," Clarke groaned, looking down and watching her cock slide in and out of Lexa hot mouth, her tongue working wonders on the hard flesh.

Popping Clarke’s cock out of her mouth, Lexa stroked it while looking up, sultry eyes locking on Clarke’s.

"As good as your cock tastes, What I really want is for you to fuck me,"

"Yeah, yeah, I can do that. Bedroom?" Clarke asked as she helped Lexa to her feet.

"No, right here," Lexa dropped her robe and sat on the kitchen table, spreading her legs and rubbing her pussy as Clarke stood there shell shocked. "Well, are you going to?" Lexa said impatiently, and Clarke darted forward, planting herself between Lexa's legs.

Holding one of Lexa's legs, Clarke lined herself up and pushed inside, preening as Lexa threw her head back in pleasure.

"Oh god, Clarke. As soon as I saw you I knew I had to fuck you," Lexa said, sliding one hand around Clarke’s neck as the other braced on the table giving her leverage to aid Clarke’s thrusts.

Clarke still couldn't believe how this day had turned out as she started pumping her hips. She watched her cock disappear into Lexa's pussy, the warm, wet heat engulfing her as she pushed forward.

The feeling was immense, Lexa’s mouth was good, but her pussy was incredible. Clarke started moving faster, Lexa pushing into her at the same time. Lexa was a moaning writhing mess as Clarke fucked her, Clarke could feel that Lexa was close to cumming so she bottomed out and ground her hips into Lexa, giving her the friction she needed.

"Oh fuck, keep fucking me, fuck me hard," Lexa cried, pushing at Clarke’s hips. Clarke took the hint and did as she was told, Lexa falling back onto the table and Clarke plowed into her.

Clarke held Lexa's legs wide, gripping her under the knees, enjoying the view of her gorgeous body bouncing on the table as she fucked her hard.

Lexa's orgasm was intense, she came hard, screaming Clarke’s name as she shook through the waves of pleasure. Her back arched off the table and her cunt squeezed Clarke’s dick like a vice grip.

"Holy shit thay was the hottest fucking thing I've ever seen," Clarke said in awe as Lexa came down from her high.

"That was amazing," Lexa said, out of breath and exhausted. "I need you to cum now, i need to be full," she said looking up at Clarke. "How do you want me?" She asked.

"Just like this," Clarke siad as she started to roll her hips again, "but you better brace yourself," she warned, giving a particularly hard thrust to prove the point.

Lexa gripped the edge of the table, Clarke wrapped her hands around Lexa thighs, and that was Clarke’s cue to go for it.

And that's exactly what she did.

Clarke let go, fucking Lexa hard and fast, loving the silken feel of her cunt wrapping around her cock. Watching her cock piston in and out of the absolute godess spread out on the table before her had Clarke’s balls tingling in anticipation all too quickly.

The pleasure started at the base of her spine and spread through her body, shooting into Lexa as she came. She felt the pulsing in her cock as she unloaded a massive amount of cum, filling Lexa up just like she'd asked for.

"Huh," Clarke huffed, unable to form a sentence, still reeling from her orgasm.

"Huh, indeed," mocked Lexa, stretching out and wiggling her hips.

Clarke pulled out of Lexa, spent and sated. "That was amazing," Clarke praised, stepping back to help Lexa to her feet.

"Oh, I know," Lexa said with a smirk. "But we're not done yet. I need you to look at my WiFi," she said with a wink, slipping her robe back over her shoulders. "And when you're done, I'll be in the bedroom,"

Clarke blinked a couple of times before racing for her tools, not even bothering to get dressed.

Locating Lexa's modem, she rolled her eyes at the blinking red light before resetting it and following Lexa into her room.

[fritoley]

The Dragon Prince Thoughts 6x06 - Moment of Truth

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Woah why did everything go monotone except for Kosmo

“This orb…is a giant piece of candy.”

W H A T

HOW

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY NOT NOTICE THAT WERE HOLDING A BIG-ASS JAWBREAKER (i know it’s chocolate but you get the idea---)

How tf is a piece of candy glowing in the first place—

You’ve GOT to be kidding me tho

Oh it’s color again—

“I loved your mother, Lissa, very much.”

LISSA REVEAL

I KNEW WE WERE GONNA SEE HER

OOH SHE THICC—

SHE’S BEAUTIFUL OMG

“I suppose I should call it what it is, dark magic.”

Harrow said the same thing in s1 just kill me now—

“Who am I to refuse an invitation from the high mage of Katolis?”

Wait were Kpp’Ar’s bandages ever explained? Why are they so bloody?

SOREN’S LITTLE STUFFY ON VIREN’S DESK AAAHHH

Omg he’s so emotional 😭

“Yes. Yes I see now.”

IS KOSMO REWINDING TIME—

Oooooooh wait no the monotone is him seeing the futureeeeeee

That’s so cool you go kosmo

“Prince Harrow. May I join you?”

AAAAAHHHHH harrow’s little scoot is adorable LMAOOO

Aww he’s so considerate towards  sarai and callum gahhh—

I need them back now how dare they die on me 😭

“Beware, if you ever use dark magic again, the darkness and corruption will overwhelm you.”

I guarantee you he’s gonna use dark magic again watch

Mark my words

“Without magic, how will you stop me?”

I wanna know more about kpp’ar and why he quit dark magic

I bet it has something to do with his bandages

OH SHIT VIREN THROTTLED HIM

“[Kpp’Ar] invested years of his life helping me become… what i became.”

Ooh so viren got his true appearance from the coin spell i thought he was gonna get it from the spell he uses to save soren

“I only see… darkness.”

Omg he’s gonna get to space

GAHH HE’S FALLINGGG—

“Something so simple and… and easy, her tears.”

Omg you can see viren just scribbling the words down as fast as he can just reliving the moment it’s so sad

I feel so bad for him

“I pushed her against the wall and I held the back of her hair to keep her still.”

OH MY GOSH VIREN WHAT—

STOPPPPP I’M GONNA CRY

What is this serious DRAMA omg—

Where the fuck is claudia in all this that’s what i wanna know

Like soren would be sick in bed but considering lissa was full on sobbing you’d think claudia would hear it and go see what’s going on

NO THE WAY CALLUM SMILED AND REACHED OUT TO THE SKY AS HE WAS FALLING

YAY HE’S FLYING

I S T H A T R A Y L A OMG

SLAYYYYY

Ok wait can y’all get away from the edge i can’t trust y’all not to fall and die not at this point

“But the cost was… devastating.”

VIREN STOP CRYING OMG

GREAT NOW I’M CRYING UGH

NOOOO CLAUDIA RUNNING AFTER LISSA

LISSA’S STILL CRYING TOO

The way soren’s looking at viren in confusion MY HEART 😭

“And i punished you with a lifetime of cold cruelty.”

I’M SO DONE

I’M DONE

THIS F U C K I N G SHOW

SOORREEENNNNNNN MY BABY I CAN’T TAKE IT

THE WAY YOU CAN TELL VIREN’S CRYING IN HIS NARRATIONS GAWD—

“No, I… No. The guard was… mistaken.”

NO

GIVE IT TO HIM ISTFG

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO PUT ME THROUGH ALL THAT AND NOT GIVE IT TO HIM

SOREN SEES IT TOO JUST G I V E I T —

N O O O O O O O O O O 

WHY’D YOU DO THAT

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK—

Okay so i let it simmer overnight and i have a FUCKING LOT to say about this. First of all, how D A R E they make me invested in viren’s letter to soren (INCLUDING A LISSA REVEAL DAMN THAT WOMAN IS BEAUTIFUL—) only for viren to BURN IT UP?!?!!?? Lemme tell you, if i read that letter and saw the teardrop stains and shit on it i would’ve immediately forgiven him idfc free him he did all of it but i don’t care that’s my toxic trait. And for soren to S E E the letter and viren S T I L L chickens out—

*incoherent screaming*

Anyways as you can tell i loved this episode and it’s prolly one of my favorites so far. And YES i saw rayllum kiss F I N A L L Y so yeah here you go

[t0ast-ghost]

S3 EP24 (The Turnabout Intruder) I can’t believe I’m here. At the end. This is the last thought post.

Let’s go already:

- Awww they’re beaming down together

- Leaving Kirk alone with a woman…

- An episode directly calling out sexism? More likely than you think?

- “We would have killed each other.” “Might have been better.” Hot

- Is this set on Friday cause that’s pretty freaky

- I’ll miss you Star Trek opening (I’m going to rewatch this show idk what I’m talking about)

- Obsessed with Kirk talking that way omg

- Something about transitioning or whatever

- They should know it’s not actually Kirk cause he didn’t do his dramatic ass communicator flip

- The actress doing a great job at playing Kirk (just body language at this point but it’s already spot on)

- Kirk’s ass uhmmm

- Woah Bones is going to riot! There’s so much medical malpractice happening here

- Nurse Chapel with brown hair <3

- Lester is fucking up so bad impersonating Kirk. Like she didn’t even cross her leg over the other when she sat in the captains chair and she isn’t properly listening to Spock’s infodump :(

- Bones gets to have his riot. Wait. How does Lester know to call him Bones?

- Bones why would you lean over Kirk like that

- Kirk storming out of his own damn room

- Kirk’s ass analyzing something or other or what-

- She is so good at playing Kirk

- Guys. Listen. She is my queen. I love her. I adore her. And more than that I think she’s the coolest motherfucker alive.

- If I was Kirk I’d have slapped Coleman. No hesitation.

- Kirk’s gotta get in contact with one of his boyfriends

- Kirk is so good at putting on his charm. Like he’s so quick to panic about the ship but the charm is quickly regained

- *smashes the glass and cuts through restraints* bad fucking ass

- The boyfriends are ✨worried✨

- McCoy and Spock look so pretty

- Bones is going to kill Kirk. His blue eyes are murderous

- Spock using his ‘I’m that bitch’ privileges to get past security

- “Don’t get dressed yet.” McCoy out of context 1969

- SHE DID THE PERFECT KIRK SMILE

- A CALL BACK TO A PREVIOUS EPISODE?!? Tholian web mention?!? Woah.

- THATS GAY HOLY SHIT THATS GAY

- “Doctor McCoy may be of help.” Yeah go get your other boyfriend!

- The guard stopping them from exiting and then Spock looks over at Kirk like, ‘the audacity of this bitch. Should I just nerve pinch him, captain?’

- LMAO HE DOES NERVE PINCH HIM AND FAILS THE FIRST TIME WHAT A LOSER

- eugh Lester shaking Bones’ hand is so unnaturally uncomfortable

- Can’t bring Kirk to Bones, bring Bones to Kirk

- WAIT NO SPOCK AND KIRK ARE CANONICALLY HOLDING HANDS OMG

- McCoy’s eyeing Spock like what the fuck is happening to our boyfriend

- “Why…? Captain.” The spite Spock has

- McCoy hates being used against Spock like this

- How can William Shatner make those clicking noises with his mouth so casually

- “But her intense hatred of her own womanhood made life with her impossible.” This is like lady Macbeth

- Spock getting mad oooooooh

- Ohhh my god it’s so fundamentally sexist how Kirk is now ‘more emotional’ which could be a character choice but it feels so over the top and more like a ‘she’s a woman so this is how she acts’ choice

- Lester hates being a woman so much because of prejudices and stereotypes that she now perpetuates those same things onto others

- I love how many episodes have mutiny

- THEY GOT CAUGHT IMMEDIATELY LMAO

- “The penalty: death.” WHAT

- SULU AND CHEKOV CONVERSATION! They’re amazing

- Spock was just like, ‘we gotta be ready to slap a bitch’

- “Kill him!!!” no murder tonight for you Lester

And that’s just how they end the whole fucking show huh

I’m not sure if I’ll ever do something like this again for a show but this was a blast and I enjoyed every second of it. Thank you so much to everyone who has followed along. Every comment, reblog, and like has been appreciated.

However, I will be posting some bonus thoughts so keep a lookout for those :)

And as always Masterpost

Teleplay by Arthur H. Singer

Story by Gene Roddenberry

[howlingday]

The Deal

Salem: Jaune... Why have you come to see me?

Jaune: Believe me, Salem, you're the last person I would EVER want to see, but... I don't know who else to turn to. It's my little nephew, Adrian. He's really sick, and I... They're saying he's not going to make it. You're the only person who could save him.

Salem: You expect me to save your nephew? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very well, but I do expect one thing in return, Jaune...

Jaune: Yes! Anything! What is it?

Salem: In exchange for saving your nephew, what I want... is your marriage! AHAHAHA!

Jaune: Waitwaitwait! Hold up! You... want my marriage?

Salem: Yes! Your marriage to your wife, Pyrrha Nikos-Arc!

Jaune: I'm... I'm sorry, I'm just confused by this whole thing. What exactly are you asking me for?

Salem: Am I not making this clear? I want your love with Pyrrha Nikos-Arc.

Jaune: OOOOOOOH! I get it now!

Salem: Yes...

Jaune: You wanna bang my wife! That's what you want!

Salem: Ye- NO! Nonononono! That is NOT what I want!

Jaune: Look, lady, it's a weird thing to ask, and I don't really feel comfortable with it-

Salem: I'm not trying to bang your wife, Jaune! Fucking Oum!

Jaune: You're not! Okay! Thank goodness! Goodgoodgoodgood! Because that would have been really weird.

Salem: Look, let me try to be more specific, just so we're on the same page. Basically, what I want is for you and Pyrrha... to forget you were ever married. Okay? That's literally all I want.

Jaune: Right. Right. Cool. Coolcoolcoolcool. So, uh, are we, uh... Are we still going to be dating?

Salem: Yeah, you guys can still date. I don't really give a shit.

Jaune: And then we can just... get married again later, right?

Salem: Yeah, sure, go for it.

Jaune: So instead of my soul, my semblance, my aura, all of that shit, you just want to fuck with me?

Salem: Yeah, it gets kinda boring out here in the Grimmlands. I just wanna cause some drama myself.

Jaune: Y'know what? Fuck it! You got yourself a deal! Let's do this shit!

[thessalian]

Thess vs TLOVM S3, Ep 12

Well, Arcane S2 comes out in just over a week, and I wanted to get TLOVM all watched before then, so I think it's safe to say that I Have Done It. Or I will have in the next half-hour or so. That said ... let's go!

'Glorious' new body, huh? Well. It's a look. I guess. I'm sure someone's into that. Rule 34, y'know.

Y'know, Thorshan ... Raidak ... whatever ... that's not what Krishna meant about becoming death. I mean, I guess you're going for the Oppenheimer thing, but ... seriously, they meant time-- Oh, never mind, fuck it, whatever.

GROG!

YES! GO, PIKE! YOU-- Wait. Why is your shield hellfire-orange now?!?

...Good outlook, Grog, buuuuuuut...

This body what-now?!?

Ofuck THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN UNTIL THE WHISPERED ONE FIGHT AT LEAST A WHOLE STORY ARC FROM NOW!

Wow. I just got a screen snip at the best possible time.

(Also, screen-snip is a STUPID-ASS NAME FOR IT.)

YES! NICE SHOT, VEX!

Yeah, no, Pike-- nononono... Fuck.

WaitWUT?!? WHEN DID THIS BECOME TETRIS?!?

That's not going to comfort the man who made an open-ended deal with a death god because of a recent "chance taken"!

Actuallyyyyyyy ... she was more fuelled by ... like ... not having a whole bunch of people die, but ... you know...

Can ... can he actually punch through magic? I mean, hopefully that's not some Prismatic Wall shit...

GOIN' MINXIE! YES! Haven't seen that in, like ... most of a season!

Message for anyone counting uses of Wild Shape right now: FUCK OFF AND ENJOY THE SPECTACLE!

Oooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

Did ... did you actually plan to get fired there? ...No pun intended?

...I guess he can punch through magic.

.........She has. A plan. ...And I think I know what it is. Feeblemind wouldn't work here. But... She's learned a few things about connections and roots...

She has. A plan. And she has an Earth Elemental form. Buuuuut that's still gotta hurt to see.

'Fancied?!? You do know how weak a word that is, right? 'Fancied' is "you thought she was hot and wanted to hit that"! ...Then again, what would Raishan know about anything else?

Oop.

Here we go.

Roots ... and connections.

WAIT WAIT WAIT NOT WITH THE ORTHAX-GUN!

At least the Orthax-gun probably didn't kill her. Them. It. Whatever.

Oooooooh, Percy...

To quote Marisha herself... "It's a power play; I love it!"

...Ooooooor maybe not-- OMG YOU WENT TO THAT CALLBACK!

I don't know if the Raven Queen's going to like this...

Yeah no.

He's not returning to the After! He needs to be released to get to an after!

...Was ... what that an answer?

That's what you think, Allura.

Kima is so done with this shit.

...Which ... yeah, you have and you did and you will, Champion of the Raven Queen.

Heh. That's going to come into play later, that little feather...

"Against"-- Yeaaaaaaaah.

...Ooooooooh this is creepy.

...They're all trapped in there?!? OH EWWWWWW!

Oh, shut the fuck up, Orthax.

Orthax ... shut. The fuck. UP.

Come oooooooooooon...

Oh. Ooooooooh no. Nonono poor Percy...

...WHAT?!? NO!

.........oh, Percy, nooooooo...

FUCK. OFF. ORTHAX.

Come on, Vex...

No, not to HIM; to PERCY!

Thank you!

brb crying

Aaaaaaaand the feather.

N'awwwwwwww, Vax!

Yes! YEEEEEES!

FUCK YOU, ORTHAX!

WHOA. Literally, apparently.

WOOHOO! BRB CRYING SOME MORE!

ALSO LAUGHING OMG DE ROLO!

Emon being rebuilt and-- Statue of Uriel awwwww!

OMG VEX ILU SO MUCH!

That's ... ominous... WTF?!?

That is ALSO ominous.

AND SO IS THAT.

GROG, SHUT UP. Yeaaaah okay.

We had to have the entire group cheer "GILMORE!" at least once. Something was missing with Gilmore's involvement until just that second, and now it is all complete.

...I am going to find out who wrote this and I don't know what I'm going to feed them for that Meat Man reference but it will probably not be JUST bees. (...possibly also some wasps. And if you get that reference, hello, fellow cross-fandom person!)

I'm sure they've spent Winter's Crest at Whitestone at least once in the campaign. Or possibly that was Emon; I think they had like two Winter's Crests in Emon. Wasn't one of them something about chasing some kind of demon? Meh, anyway, this is a very off-season Easter egg hunt, this entire scene.

...Like Grog talking about loving shopping, when Travis has been known for several campaign to hate shopping 'episodes'.

...Okay, what's he gonna do? Ah ... he's going to leave in a less ... antagonistic way.

And the Aramente ... with Vax?!? And ... a squire to the Voice of the Tempest as the wrong character?!? BWAHAHA.

Ooooooh here's the song.

N'awwwwww. Montage of happy.

...Except for that yick on his wrist...

...aaaand except for the cultist chanting--

...the eyes ... or lack thereof-- GAH FUCK!

Well. Who's glad they announced that their S4 got greenlit after THAT last frame or ten?!?

Now. WHO WROTE THIS?!? Brandon Auman, and Sam. I've talked about both of them before, but I think I'm starting to get a feel for when there's an episode that Sam had a hand in writing? I think it's the trolly little Easter eggs. That's just ... a very Sam thing. But he and Brandon, particularly together, seem to be able to get you laughing, ram a dagger into your heart while you're laughing, and then make you laugh again while you're sobbing with the pain of it. (Also Meredith Kecskemety, whose name I will learn to pronounce.)

Well, that's that. I so very much want S4. I need to see what they do with the Whispered One arc. I really do.

Oh. And. Before I go watch Omn1's take on this ep and then take a week or so's breather before hitting Arcane S2? That screenshot I mentioned:

I mean. Did I or did I not pause at the best time?

[fanaticsnail]

OMGGGGG I'm so excited you're watching this movie. You'll love it, trust me! The way I'm so obsessed and need you to be too. I've got the court jester downloading so I can watch it on my flight tonight, and I'll send a brainrot paragraph your way when I watch it.....only if you send one back lol.

-♡♡

Anything for you, ♡♡ Anon. I've got my hot Milo, my Tim Tams, and Griswold the ugly orange cat to watch it with. My Friday night date night 💃

I have decided to add my live commentary to this as I go for you:

Immediately, I am absolutely loving the friendship between the mother and her daughters. The teasing, and the love between the parents is spectacular. I don't know, but it's so joyful. The "When a daughter grows up, the mother becomes friends" motion is absolutely beautiful. I love Simran, her desire to fall in love is so incredibly relatable. Her glee is spectacular, and the yearning in the poetry is gorgeous.

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Oh my gosh, the dance she does while correlating with Raj's unhinged persona is ridiculous. He's insane, and it's hilarious.

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Raj's dad is equally as insane, but I also love their playfulness. What even is that? The fact that he loves his son so much, and celebrates him even though his shortcomings are painfully obvious to the audience.

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NOOOOOO NOT AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE. SHE WANTS TO FALL IN LOVE! NOOOOOOOOO.

(I know that it is a cultural norm, but the foreshadowing and the emphasis on love depicts the yearning for romance, as opposed to having an arranged marriage set for her).

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OH MY GOSH THEY MET AND DID THE BRUSH PAST. AAAAAAAAAAA. It's crack for me. They didn't even look at each other!

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Oh my gosh, she wants to got to Europe too. Just like Raj 🥹.

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DAMN IT RAJ COMING IN WITH THE MIGRAINE ASPRIN BULLSHITTERY. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. Beat him with the umbrella. Yell at him.

AND HE TOOK THE BEER ANYWAY? Oh my gosh, I hate him.

The daughters dancing with the mother reminds me of my own family. We did this often at home. Music and liveliness lives in my heart.

And angry dad. Yes dad. Justified dad. I'm on his side.

-

"When a daughter grows up, her father's shoulders start to droop. But with a daughter like you, my shoulders do not droop but my chest swells with pride." - your honour, I love Simran's dad.

-

AND HE HEARD HER PLEA AND LET HER GO TO EUROPE?!

Is this a romance, or we all out here simping for dad?

-

ANOTHER TIME THEY MEET!!!!! AAAAAAAAA.

A N D - T H E Y - H O L D - H A N D S

Raj is a cheeky lad. I am not fond of him so far. I hope he improves for Simran's sake. The constant attempt to snuggle and flirt with her is driving me insane.

-

Oh my gosh, she hates him. I love this. It's ticking my enemies to lovers box big time. Oooooooh and they're both going to the Paris Opera. And they hate it. This is funny.

Okay, I love Rocky.

HE USED THE SAME LINE ON THE FRIEND THAT HE DID ON HER. WHAT AN ASS-HAT. I HATE HIM.

-

Yes baby girl, get your revenge on him my darling. Publically humiliate him by making him live up to his lies.

WHAT THE FUCK RAJ. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THAT PIANO?!

The Simran slow clap. An icon.

OH SHIT HE CAN ACTUALLY PLAY. Fuck him. I hate him. Damn it. Cocky arrogant prick.

-

The iconic music scene. I still hate him, but he is so playful.

C'mon Simran, you can do better. (I can tangibly feel her tension and hatred rolling off her in waves). I also love her teal dress. I want one. Oh my gosh, her friend agitates me.

-

The flower humiliation trick. I hate him.

AND NOW THEY'RE STUCK TOGETHER. THEY MISSED THE TRAIN. She's crying, you asshole. She hates you.

All this needs is a one bed trope.

-

Okay, the "passport car rental police interruption" was kind of cute. I half-expected him to accelerate as soon as she reached the passenger door.

OH MY GOSH AND THEN THE CAR FAILS.

-

I CALLED IT. I CALLED IT. I CALLED IT.

Say it with me everyone:

One

Bed

Trope

-

And she's staying in the barn. AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO STAY IN THERE TOO INSTEAD OF THE ONE BED. DAMN IT RAJ.

And then it's snowing. It's snowing. And they're too cold. And there's cognac. WHY DON'T THEY GO INTO THE BEDROOM. THEY'RE SO STUBBORN.

And she got to the cognac. She's a woman after my own heart. I adore her.

-

SHE IS NOW AN INSANE DRUNK. She is feral, she is unhinged, she is about to break a window with a rock to get a pretty dress. They are singing, they are dancing, they are in love.

Shit.

-

He had gone too far with a joke, she is crying, oh shit. He's sincere, confessing his love for her after being an absolute scoundrel. The gentle thumb caress on the hair. THE CUDDLE. "Don't joke like that ever again," "I'm sorry," -> romance.

-

Okay. He has the same dream as her to fall in love. The call back to the original song. AAAAAAAA.

He's starting to catch feelings, I can tell. She's absolutely not yet though.

-

The admission of love with the sincerity before the "pfffft, I'm joking. I'm a silly joker, aren't I" RAJ YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. She likes him, he likes her. Damn it.

"What if we fell in love, Simran? What then? 🤌"

"..."

GOODBYE MY GUY.

-

"No I won't come to your wedding," he says with tears pooling in his eyes and glazing over with unconfessed desires and bitter melancholy.

He is so in love. He is so in love with Simran.

He is fantasizing about her. He can't help it.

Poor Simran thinks he hates her

HOLD UP SHE'S SEEING HIM TOO.

-

DAD IS A N G R Y

Her confession is literally everything.

He's an angry dad. "We're leaving for India tomorrow for good." A sealed fate. Oh my gosh, this movie literally has every trope.

C'mon interrupted wedding. You can do it, interrupted wedding.

OR A PLANE TRIP. I'd take a plane trip.

-

HE SHOWED UP AT THE HOUSE AND HE WAS TOO LATE. Oh my gosh, I love it. He's so in love with her.

And now they're in India and dad thinks he's won. The parents are so happy. They are all teary, I am all teary. We are all crying. Everyone is crying.

"I have held these tears back for 20 years," grandmama, I love you. You beautiful woman.

-

Oh, the beau is a WANKER.

Okay, I'm rooting for you Raj. You can do it. Come get your lady. Simran deserves happiness with you.

I hate the beau. I can't. The dialogue and asshollery with the baby sister. Nooooooo. No, honey, no!

Side note: I am in love with the outfits here.

-

HE'S IN INDIA. THE COWBELL RETURNS.

That field looks ripe for the running. You better run, girly.

SHE RUNNING. SHE RUNNING TO HER MAN!!! AAAAAAA. Their love is so tangible. I love it.

Those contrasting colours are spectacular.

-

"I didn't come here to run away with you... I came here to make you my bride." OKAY RAJ, I SEE YOU. YOU HAVE WEASELED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART. DAMN IT.

He's if Buggy the Clown, Usopp, and Sanji combined into one beautiful man. He's so in love.

-

RAJ, WHAT THE HELL MY GUY?! You were doing so well, and then you prank the fiance??!! What the hell??!!!

-

Oh NO. PREETI LIKES RAJ. NOOOOOOOO. The beau's sister likes Raj. Raj likes Simran. Simran needs to marry her beau. ITS GLORIOUS.

-

Dad recognises Raj. Ohhhhh nooooooo. Noooooooooooo. Oh no, how horrible. How beautiful.

I do not enjoy the fiance. I am glad I was swayed by the rascal, Raj.

-

He's wooing all of the women in Simran's family. I love him so much. He is absolutely unhinged. He is trying so hard with dad, and it's just not happening for him.

This movie is amazing, I can't even.

OOOOOOOOOH NOW WE'RE BACK WITH THE FORESHADOWING WITH THE BIRDS.

AND RAJ IS DOING IT TOO.

-

A STOLEN ALMOST KISS.

Oh my gosh, ♡♡ Anon. I don't know why I didn't watch this sooner. You should've been yelling at me way earlier.

Raj is trying so hard to win over dad, and it's just not happening 😭.

-

"No idiot can give you a ring and take you away from me." -> be still my frozen heart.

And the little peck on the cheek 😭😭.

"I really don't like Kuljit... But I do like the man on the roof." SHE SAW THEM. LITTLE SIS SAW THEM TOGETHER. AAAAAAAAAAA.

-

Simran you little shit, coming in hot with the bandage trick to avoid wearing Kuljit's ring.

Oh my gosh, Raj is singing to her again. WHY AM I SO IN LOVE WITH THIS??

-

THE SCREAM.

The SCREAM I LET OUT WHEN DAD STARTED SINGING TO HIS LADY. THE GASP I GUSPED. THE SHRIEK I SHRUCK.

Oh my gosh, dad being playful. I am in love with Simran's dad. Also, Simran is gorgeous, j don't think I've said that so far.

-

RAJ NOOOOOOOO.

How's he gonna get out of this one?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T INVITE YOUR DAD TOO.

-

....do I have a thing for Raj's dad too.

What is wrong with me? Why am I like this?

AND WHEN HE BUMPED INTO AUNTY. AAAAAAA. MY HEART SCREAMED.

-

The blessing from Raj's dad. The silence that held all meaning. My gosh. I am obsessed.

-

Okay, the way I am going to incorporate some of these elements into Crocodaddy's Sapsorrow fic... The stubbornness particularly.

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NO MAMA NO

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YES MAMA YES

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Oh my gosh, you asshole Kuljit!!! I hate you. He's fully intent on cheating, isn't he? What a dishonest prick.

NOT GRANDMAMA

-

Oh my gosh, how are they going to get through this? How are they going to get together? I'm literally screaming.

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YES GO OFF DAD

-

Oh my gosh.

This movie.

This movie.

This damn movie.

Oh the confession, the fighting, the violence, the forbodence.

JUST AAAAAAAAAAAA

-

"Let me go to my Raj"

"Go Simran. Noone could ever love you more than this boy. Go to your Raj."

C'MON MAN. C'MON.

[jichanxo]

Hmmm. Talk about Masaharu Kaito :3

first impression: oooooooh i wanted to like him so bad but it really took me a long time to be able to say with my Whole Chest that i liked kaito. i'm talking like, middle of the kaito files. yeah he's pretty great when he gets the spotlight huh

impression now: giant man 👍 he's fun i like him. that's bestie

favourite moment: would you guys hate me if i said "they won't stop coming on us"? okay fine i don't remember when exactly it happened but i remember thinking kaito was really cool towards the end of the kaito files. seeing him get angry and fighting for something that means something to him… that's some real shit (sorry this is such a generic answer 😭)

idea for a story: he should go on a date with mikiko again. he better woo the shit out of her all over again i'm so serious

unpopular opinion: i feel like not enough people have seen the kaito files… kaito is competent and can be a cool protagonist and exist outside of his relationship to yagami, actually

favourite relationship: stating the obvious here but seeing kaito and yagami together really is great. joking around and relying on each other and fighting together… good for them. good for them. also. even though they only hung out once. can we please make kuwana and kaito friends PLEASE. it also goes without saying that jun and mikiko are also a highlight <3

favourite headcanon: rggs can't trick me, this man is hairy

[alastair-1205]

Episode 16 reactions

Oooooh cool car

I can totally see how Wyldfyre and Robie’s personalities actually match tho. Like they’re both prideful in what they do and have that same little “Not that I needed help but thanks anyway” thing going on. It’s sweet. 

I love it when these two talk it’s so interesting omg

This poor kid is trying so hard to do the right thing and get his parents back 

HE DOESNT TRUST HIM. HES TRYING MAN 

HES SO MANIPULATIVE GOD HIS DIALOG IS SO WELL WRITTEN 

I can see why Jay so easily believed him lol

Y’all have the elemental master of EARTH WITH YOU-

They won. But at what cost 

YES HE WOULD ARIN

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THIS SHIT HAS BEEN WUS FUALT

Oh god Lloyd’s own communication issues coming to bite him in the ass 

Euphrasia!!

Noooooooooo she was doing so well :(

They’re gonna have to team with Zeatrix aren’t they

Oh that’s just not even fair to Tox wtffff

OH DAMN 

She’s putting it togetherrrrr

Frackkkkk man. He’s probably not even a bad dude, Ras is just using him too to get to Arin

This is like when ur friend is friends with someone who was an asshole to you. I feel bad on Arin’s behalf lmao

UMMMMMMMMM

WTF WAS THE RED SHIT? ARIN??? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

OH NOT THE WARPED VERSION OF THE MAIN LEITMOTIF HOLY SHIT 

Im gonna scream omfg

MR PALE GETTING TO BE BADASS LETS GO

I love that they’re bantering lmao. They know each other!!!

THATS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE YO. It suits him lol

THEYRE FREINDS AWW

Plz be Cole v Geo

Damnit

Frack is really sweet tho which is cool

Arin on the other hand is not doing so hot rn-

Cmon Cole you used to climb mountains for fun 

At least she owned up to it

Damn he was so close. But yea these contests seem biased

At least someone’s having a good time lol

It’ll be cool to see the dual power fights. Also did Geo win or loose or?

Wtf is a dragon icon 

Oooooooh huh. I wonder how he made the first one then if he needs elemental power to do it. Is that why there’s so many new masters? Did Ras kill the others for the last icon he made?

Oh that’s gonna be a brutal fight 

Cole was not prepared to deal with S1 Kai all over again lmao. I need them to be buddies now

I wanna write a pic about how it feels to have completely different elemental powers and how it feels to go without them for so long (even if the ninja are more used to it than most probably) 

COLE AND WYLDFYRE LMAO the duo I didn’t know we needed 

Oh these games are riggedddddd

Nokt doesn’t even have elemental powers why is he here?

Arin do be sulking

Oh Sora’s gonna get her ass kicked isn’t she

Omg I just realized. Sora not knowing spinjitzu is probably gonna be another reason Arin believes that Ras’ way is better 

Do none of the others see Arin just talking to Ras lol??

See and this game seems rigged in Sora’s favor. I think my earlier theory about Robie was right 

LMAO FRIED CINDER

Sora didn’t show of Wyld’s powers cuz she knew she’d get bit about it 

Oh yo it’s ghost Wu talking to Cole again

ALSO WHERE TF DID CLE GO AFTER SEASON 1 I JUST FUCKING REMEMBERED THAT WE HAVE NO IDEA

Oh Arin :(

WHERE ARE THESE THINGS COMING FROM

[lalunanymph]

also also, tell me why I dreamt of a gojoxreader angst pregnancy plot just after I read you posted about wanting to do an accidental pregnancy angst thing???? 😂 like I know it's for a different fandom but I love Gojo the most ok?

in my dream, gojo + geto were away while there was whole party going on for reader (ig it's a baby shower thing?? idk)

then reader gets notified that something is wrong with gojo (through a stone or something? like in my dream I thought it was a pager but it looked more like a stone thing) OH BUT THEN GET THIS!! before reader could get ahold of gojo, she finds out that someone else in the party is alr on the phone with him!!!

reader approaches this person and ig she looks super pissed bc the other person goes, "hold on, y/n is here." and then they hand over the phone to y/n who takes it and asks gojo what's wrong but he doesn't wanna tell her.

i guess it's been going on for a while like that bc reader angrily tells gojo that if he won't tell her anything, she won't tell him anything abt her pregnancy anymore. When gojo doesn't answer, reader hangs up and storms out of the party. She packs up her things and goes home. Her older brother is there and she breaks down crying.

I think sometime passes and reader gets rushed to the hospital and Gojo hears abt it. Before he could go into her room, reader's brother stops him and tells him that he can't come in, she doesn't wanna see him and he doesn't get to know what happened to her.

Gojo gets mad at brother and tells him that he deserves to know bc he's the father and all that.

big bro throws back, "so when you're at the receiving end, you have the right to know. but when it comes to her, you just leave her in the dark?" (OOOOOOOH, SNAP!!!)

Gojo is stunned into silence, which prompts big bro to then tell him that reader + baby are fine, and that's all he needs to know. he goes back inside and closes the door on Gojo's face.

if y'all wanna do something with this one, I give u my permission 👍but I just wanted to share this one bc like why??? i wasn't even thinking of anything dramatic like that LOL

like idk how that happened, but like, WHOA!! it's been a while since I had plot worthy dreams 😂😂😂

~fleetwoods anon🩵

wowow that was a whole SAGA of your dreams i love the roller coaster of emotions that entire plot brought me !! also reader's big bro is lowkey amazing ?? we love to see supportive brothers !! i think one of my best side characters was reader's younger brother for this little series i never got to publish was also super protective of reader and didn't take any shit when it came to her huhu when he tells satoru about the receiving end comment i literally went ooooo too omg omg i loveee accidental pregnancy angst and this sounds soo delicious ...... perhaps someone would love to write this and i will eat this down HARD huhu thank you for your dream service, fleetwood anon mi luv 🫡🫡

[fiery-is-in-pain]

I saw ur reblog on my most recent post please post that essay

oooooooh my god holy shit okokok HEAR ME OUT hear me out ok. this will take a lot from Madou Monogatari Timeline, Shin Madou Monogatari, and Puyo Puyo (AND SOME HCS) and it might be very biased but HEAR ME OUT.

We know Lilith meant a lot to Satan because you know she was his WIFE they were MARRIED for a long time. Now we're not entirely sure (to my knowledge) if Satan knows the true nature of her self sacrifice. I've seen people take it both ways (and I personally hc he didn't entirely know what the what using the Seraphim Orb really entailed) either way Lilith died and left Satan to take care of the world she created for him.

We don't see the direct aftermath of her death (that I know of) so who the hell knows how he took it but considering he LOVED HER SO MUCH HES STILL THINKING OF HER THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER (very guessed based off of the timeline and Satan's age) really says something.

Then Arle comes along, some little mf that basically looks exactly like his dead wife. Putting aside the weird stuff, we KNOW he doesn't chase Arle because of any real attraction, he does it because she gives him a sense of NOSTALGIA (from Rulue's Spring Break of Fists. I havent played the game or seen a real translation so Puyo Nexus could have made it up idk) WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ARLE???? LILITH.

a defining trait of Satan during the Madou Monogatari era is is borderline obsessive love for Carbuncle. He was also going to be giving Carbuncle to his fiance. which we know he doesn't have. coincidence? NO. I believe with my entire heart Carbuncle was supposed to go to Lilith before she dies. This also gives me more fuel to the "Satan had no clue the orb would make Lilith 'die'" idea.

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT CHAOTIC FINAL EXAM? THE ONE W LILITH??????? If Rulue didn't kick him through a wall I bet there could have been some way that Satan could see Lilith again. But it probably would have gotten rid of Schezo's character moment that I love so so so much so I guess I can't complain TOO much

ALSO WHEN SATAN REMADE THE WORLD HE COULD HAVE MADE A LILITH COPY TOO. BUT HE DIDN'T. but that is an essay for a different time.

ANYWAY I could keep going with my 298492848 puyo hcs but I will end this one right here because otherwise I won't be able to stop myself.

[notthecity]

So Much For Stardust: A Summary

Love From the Other Side: violinssss + WHAT WOULD YOU TRADE THE PAIN FOR. IM NOT SURE. + "i'll never go i just want to be invited" well that's just mean isn't it patrick 😢 Heartbreak Feels So Good: ah yes, defiantly nihilistic optimism, my favorite brand of fall out boy + we could CRY A LITTLE CRY A LOT!! + LOOOOOVE, OOOOOOOH, LOOOOOVE Hold Me Like A Grudge: THE BRIDGE AND PRECHORUS??? + the end of the world, the end of the world :D + part time soulmate, full time problem!!! + joe and andy are carrying the vibes, shoutout to them + Y O U P U T T H E F U N I N T O D Y S F U N C T I O N Fake Out: sad tiktok emo song guitars + nostalgic teen coming of age movie vibes all over + the lyrics here??? pete wrote his little heart out + love is iN tHe AiR Heaven, Iowa: immaculate vibes + SCAR. CROSSED. LOVEEEEEEERS FOREVEEEEEER + HALF THE LOOOOOOVE + the way things build up to the second chorus?? THE GUITARS??? + downdowndowndownDOWNDOWN So Good Right Now: man if only crippling depression was this fun all the time + oooooh oh oh woah + you need me to be you need me to be :D + just gives uuuup The Pink Seashell: i feel like i would get this interlude more if i had watched the movie but it has some cool orchestration going on, patrick went all in this album I Am My Own Muse: violins pt.2: electric boogaloo, now with brass instruments! + OOOOH gottothrowthisyearawaywegottothrowthisyearaway + *victoria justice voice* i think we're ALL trying to keep it together Flu Game: last night i dreamt i still. knew. YOOOOOUUUUU + ladadadaladadadaladada + energy injected right into the listener's veins!! i wanna break shit!!! + again on the lyrics, what the fuck pete how dare you speak to me this much + not the type beat outro Baby Annihilation: PETE POETRYYYYYY I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT PETE POETRY + "angel dust" *magic synth* + tension?? dissonance?? The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years): lowlowlowlowlow + TEN YEARRRRS + NOTHIIING. NOTHIIIING. NANANANANANANA + this song is essentially "hey we're all old now, here's a bit of how you used to feel at 13, now you're sad that you'll never be that happy again :)" like how is that fucking fair What A Time To Be Alive: this is soul punk 2020 "patrick screams in horror into a microphone about covid for three minutes" version. this is a soul punk song do not tell me otherwise + everything is here (except my serotonin 🤪) + aLIIIIIVE + to livestream the apocalypse + IVE GOT THE QUARANTINE BLUES BAD NEWS WHAT'S LEFT?? So Much (For) Stardust: PIANO???? ORCHESTRA???? + the little trumpets lmao + SO MUCH!!! FOR STARDUST!!! + thoughtwehaditaAaAaLl + THE CALLBACK. THE CALLBACK (but also nice eeaao reference lmao) + "i used to be a real go-getter, i used to think it'd all get better" ouch. ouch do not talk to me everything hurts

[the-wrat]

Hello tumblr would you care to see my reactions to the burrows end finale anyway here they are:

(thanks for reading if you do i guess)

god new Tula is so unhinged and I love it like wtf is that jumpsuit idea

implications of lukas knowing about cocaine are stoats have either done it or like watched scarface or smth right

"twerking on a gearshift"

god I hope they ram the humans

noooo thorn

oh god oh fuck oh pants oh sheeeyiit.

my god the flying squirrel scene is right out of an animated kids movie

holy moly the arc from refusing to understand anything to "well, help us understand"😭

RIP Carlos Luna gone too soon

absolutely loving this new map scale

well this is gut wrenching (both figuratively and literally)

wait is Siobhan from the forest? why is she going back to the forest

this time on burrows end:

Iyengar and Mulligan: Rules Lawyers Divided

(good on Brennan trying to twist the effect tho, it was worth a shot)

oh god the betrayal poor bhint baby

oooooooh shit oh pants oh dammit Aabria why

I hate this

I resonate so much with Brennan's dead inside voice rn

if Jaysohn dies I WILL riot

Jesus fucking Christ in hell people

oh im gonna be so emotionally devastated after this

I may never recover

KILL IT JAYSOHN FUCKING KILL IT DEAD

HELL YEAH JAYSOHN CATCH THE BULLET

so frikin cool thas the pants (meant like that's the shit)

man that baculum is tough, huh?

of course the villain in the story wants to bomb everything it's a cold war era story

love the new york accent meat suit thing, 10/10 bit

wow radiation bad whoda thunk

I think i need an image of jasper screaming to react to stuff with

I second the Emmy nom

wait it's called the dimensional dome??!?

this is pantsing insane

oh my god they won I didn't even think this was possible

no not Jaysohn please not Jaysohn I'll do anything cmon you can't do this please no. help.

okay he's not full dead we still have hope ppl.

ah yes nuclear power plants, well known for having their own ice cream trucks.

okay I fully forgot about Lukas is bhint baby okay

ooohhh beans

oh.pants.

final sacrifice?

past Tula really said "all I wanted was to fall asleep, close my eyes and disappear"

this is so sad but that was a truly amazing speech

oh nooo an epilogue time to see how my prediction of "bittersweet" turned out. somehow, after all that, I think it's not gonna happen

peace and love bb

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

stoat pres!

man the whiplash of going from almost crying to "Kenji do that little dance"

Dr. Stoat!

oh shit they never said a stoat couldn't play sports!

literally hyperventilating Air Jaysohn is real and he made it to the Olympics

do they have weight classes in long jumps?

BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN SWIFTER THAN THE WIND PANTS YEAH!!

[toadslug]

ooooh, i see you're a tech girlie 😬

how are you coping with the finale? (i'm not)

I'm making my peace with it tbh 💔 Still letting everything sink in. Here are my VERY messy thoughts about the Tech thing so far:

We kind of got baited 🧍 Most of the evidence for a Tech return was subtle, but still compelling?? Especially when considered altogether. If the writers weren't intentionally trying to bait us, then I feel like the marketing was (with the poster and "ooOOooOh who could this be" stuff for CX-2).

Some the disappointment we're feeling probably could have been eased if the show had just... talked about Tech's death? We hear it in passing a lot, and his goggles are constantly shown, but we don't get to see any of the characters actually confront it? The only time I truly felt the gravity of his death was when Crosshair lashed out about it in the finale. I almost feel like Mayday got a more satisfying tribute than Tech 😭 Since the show is so weirdly dismissive of him, it also enables the fans to be dismissive. Which, I mean, the theories would've sparked either way... BUT if the show had properly addressed his death earlier in the season, I think we'd be more ready to let him go (maybe).

Be it Tech or Cody or some random guy, I wish CX-2 had lasted a liiiittle longer in the finale. Because we spend so much time on him just to... watch him get speared? Just like that?? I think it could've been cool if he got to fight more and part of his helmet shattered, revealing a sliver of his face. Even just getting to see an eye or something would've been more satisfying to me. A scary reminder that there used to be a person under there... And a tiny bit of payoff for the mystery surrounding his character.

ANYWAYS, yeah. I DID enjoy the finale overall!! And I'm in the Hollow Knight fandom as well, so I'm very, VERY used to putting on the clown makeup 🤡 I HAVE LONG ACCEPTED THE CLOWN SHOES OF SHAME!!! YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT TO ME!!!!!

[amusingmusie]

Hello! I'm a big fan of your work "Yours Truly" on Ao3 & your character Penelope, probably like the rest of us here!

So, as we all know, Alastor is someone who is on the asexual spectrum– a real shocker, I know! [/s] But there's a question that's been bugging me for a while, and that is 'what sexuality is Nel'? Because I SWEAR on my life I saw a post saying that she is bisexual, but I cannot seem to find it– so I don't know if that's a fragment of my imagination, and I have entirely made that up... Or that's an actual thing that has been stated and I simply forgot lmao!

I hope that isn't something weird to ask! And, if I really DID make that up, then I'm sorry for bothering you with all those questions!

BUT ALSO, just in case my mind isn't actually playing tricks on me- would you say that Nel is 'aware' of her attraction to women? That she recognizes it as the same attraction she feels towards men, as we see with Alastor– or does she pay it no mind? Not in a "actively ignoring it" way, just a "I've never really thought about it for various reasons"– because we do see Nel being quite open minded in your work, like when she confronts Alastor about the altar for his ancestors without any real judgement! She seems very tolerant and willing to learn about the 'unknown'! Did she have a very sudden realization that 'oh shit, (unspecified lady) is HOT what the hell-", or did her attraction manifest in more subtle ways throughout her life? Obviously, I doubt she would ever put a label on her feelings, simply because of the realities of the times in which "Yours Truly" takes place– similarly to how Alastor (even in Hell) isn't aware of the more 'modern' labels for his sexual attraction, or rather the lack of it!

All in all, Nel is an amazing character, no matter her sexuality– you really made her feel like a real person! She doesn't feel shallow or flat like some characters in fanfiction often do– she has both positive and negative aspects of her character, which make her interactions with the people around her all the more entertaining to read! Especially with Alastor– but I must say, I am also a big fan of her relationship with Grace! I am a sucker for siblings that genuinely care & love each other, but who also can be jokingly mean, and well... Act like real siblings would! I find that most fanfictions follow either the "siblings who absolutely despise each (especially if they are both women, for some reason)" trope, or the "siblings who are sickeningly sweet with one another".

I see that I have written quite a long wall of text– I hope I didn't completely bore you out of your mind! Have a nice day/night, and remember to prioritize your health & mental wellbeing! Toodles! <33

I rub my hands together like a grubby little fly.

You didn't make it up! Nel is technically bisexual (and on the aro/ace spectrum). It's not something I've explicitly written in my fic since she's not even aware of it- that lady grew up in the backwoods in the early 19th century USA. Not saying she couldn't figure it out, she just really doesn't think about it? Like you said, Al is like "huh" when his sexuality is labeled, so is she lol. Eventually she might kinda blink and go "oooooooh" but I don't think it's a big spoiler to say she found her person with Alastor, so while it's an important discovery that's part of her identity, she's happily unhappy with that fucker.

But that's not to say she's unaware of the LGBTQ community or that she's discriminatory towards them! Part of her defining personality is that she is very accepting and if Grace came home with a girl she would not bat an eye. Bonus points if the girl can't get her pregnant lmao. Nel thinks a win is a win.

All in all, I'm a lesbian, and the majority of my OCs have a little sugar in their tanks whether they realize it or not (even if they're unhappily/happily stuck with a stinky deer man) <3

Also, I'm glad you like Grace! I know sibling characters can be hit or miss, but she's integral to the story so I couldn't get rid of her.

Thanks for the cool ask :)

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Solar Opposites: Ultra Opposites The Movie Ch. 2 (from @avaveevo)

Three Months Later…

On a faraway unknown location, an evil empress Ophelia is laughing evilly upon seeing an orb and powers up a strange machine.

Ophelia: Yes! There’s the source of my future power!

Ophelia chuckles as she turns on the lights and reveals an orb magnet machine.

Ophelia: This badass machine will surely do the trick! And once I have that orb, I will have unlimited power! *laughs evilly* Now, let’s get the party started.

Ophelia heads on the machine and turns it on while rock music plays in the background. The machine starts to summon the orb.

Ophelia: Yes! Yes! Soon, I’ll have the whole galaxy in my grasp! *laughs evilly*

Suddenly… the machine starts to malfunctioned.

Ophelia: What? No! How is this-

The machine then powers down as the lights go out. Then, the orb starts hurdling towards Earth. Ophelia stands in a nervous regret look.

Ophelia: That’s…not…good.

Meanwhile on Earth, at the Solar Opposites’ house, Korvo and Terry are making out on the couch. Korvo kisses Terry’s neck.

Korvo: *moans lovingly* Terry, do you know how much I love you.

Terry: Mmm, tell me please.

Korvo: Because, you’re my sun, I’m your moon, I’m the chocolate to the peanut butter, you’re my hubby and always will be, you handsome green stud.

Terry: Oh yeah. That’s hot. *does a sexy car growl*

Korvo chuckles and they two started to have sex. The kids came downstairs and grows aghast and repulsed by this.

Yumyulack: Eee! Gross! We’re right here you know!

Jesse: Ugh! Really?!

Terry: Hey hey hey! No looking at us when we’re having sex!

Korvo: Yeah! We have alone time for a reason!

Jesse: No need! We’re leaving!

Yumyulack and Jesse leave while gagging.

Korvo: *laughs* Kids, am I right?

Terry: Yeah. They may be little shits, but they’re our little shits.

Korvo: *laughs Yeah..

Korho and Terry then make out as hey continue having sex.

Terry: *moans* Baby! You got me on fire!

Korvo: You got me on fire too!

Terry: Oooooooh! You dirty slut! Oh! I’m so fucking close!

Korvo: Cum with me, Terry! CUM WITH ME!

Terry: OOOOOOOH YYYYYEEEEEEAH

The two husbands cum and scream each other’s names.

Korvo: TERRY!

Terry: KORVY!

The two husbands pant. Korvo then notices his fingers turning black.

Korvo: *gasp quietly*

Terry: What is it, Korv?! What’s wrong?!

Korvo: Oh um, my skin condition is acting up! Better go take my pills! Be right back my darling! *kisses Terry on the lips, who moans lovingly*

Terry: *seductively* Okay, baby.

Korvo blows Terry a kiss and heads upstairs while Terry sighs and sits on the couch while watching Korvo heading upstairs and sighs lovingly.

Terry: That’s my hunk of a man.

Korvo heads into the room and gets a small orange bottle filled with aquamarine pills. He opens the lid and takes a pill abs chugs it down with water. Korvo sighs in relief and smiles.

Korvo: Thank God.

AISHA enters the room with Phoebe following close behind

AISHA: Hey Korv. Glad you doing better.

Korvo: Thanks, AISHA. I don’t think Terry is ready to know yet…

AISHA: I know… just wait until the time is right okay buddy

Suddenly, a loud noise is heard.

Korvo: What the fuck was that?

Korvo and Terry head outside and gasp.

Terry: Whoa. What is that thing!

Yumyulack and Jesse arrive and gasp.

Yumyulack: What the fuck happened here?

Terry: I don’t know. I’m gonna take a closer look.

Terry gets out a stick and pokes at the orb. The orb then breaks into pieces as Terry gasp.

Terry: Shit! What is-

An orb suddenly merges with Terry as he screams in pain.

Terry: *moaning*

Terry suddenly falls to the ground unconscious.

Korvo: Oh my goodness! My sweet Terry-bear!

Korvo runs to Terry and cradles his head while sobbing.

Korvo: *sobbing* Terry… speak to me my love…

Jesse looks at the orb.

Jesse: Wow. Look at the colors. It’s like it’s glowing bright in elements or something! I wonder if…

Suddenly the orb explodes.

Jesse: LOOK OUT!

The explosion hits Korvo, Yumyulack, and Jesse as they scream in pain.

Yumyulack: God damn it! That hurt! What the fuck!

Korvo gasps as he sees a bunch of floating orbs flying off into the sky.

Korvo: Whoa…

Yumyulack: Korvo! We have to get Terry to the couch!

Korvo: Oh right! Hang in there darling!

Korvo carries Terry to the couch and hugs him while crying.

Korvo: *tearfully* Terry… please… wake up…

Terry groans.

Terry: *waking up* K-Korvy?

Korvo: *gasps* Terry!

Korvo cries with happiness and showers Terry with kisses as Terry blushes.

Terry: Whoa! Okay, someone’s happy to see me alive!

Korvo: Don’t you ever worry me like that again, you handsome son of bitch! Come here and kiss me

Terry blushes.

Terry: Oh baby… yes I will…

The two husbands lean in for a kiss when suddenly…

Korvo: *feels something painful as he as screams in pain* Ooh ah oh! My arms! They burn!

Terry: Korvo! Are you-

Suddenly, Korvo breathes in and out and then Terry looks down and realizes he’s develop flames on his hands.

Terry: Holy shit!

Korvo: Terry, how did you-

Korvo then suddenly notices tiny snowflakes shimmering from his hands and gasp you realizing he had develop ice powers. Korvo panics.

Korvo: Oh my god! No no no! I develop ice! How is this possible?!

Yumyulack suddenly starts floating.

Yumyulack: What the hell? How did I do that?!

Jesse: It’s okay! We just need to-

Yumyulack panics and falls.

Yumyulack: Gah! That hurts!

Jesse: Here, Yumbear let me help you-

Suddenly, electricity appears out of Jesse’s hands as she screams.

Jesse: Jesus Jessica Parker!

Korvo: Okay! No need to panic! AISHA can help us! Everyone, let’s head to the lab!

The family heads to the lab.

Korvo: AISHA! QUICK! SCAN US!

AISHA: Huh? What’s going on?!

Phoebe comes in and gasps.

Phoebe MacCarthy: What on Earth happened here?

Terry: An orb fell from the sky and hit us with orb pieces and it gave us super powers!

Yumyulack: Hurry AISHA! Scan us!

Korvo: There has to be a cure, right?!

AISHA scans the Solars and gasp.

Korvo: What?! What is it?!

AISHA: Oh shit. There isn’t. It’s now your lifesource.

Jesse: What do you mean it’s a life source?!

AISHA: These power have power up your metabolism into a new generated lifesource based on elements like fire, ice, telekinesis, electricity and more! You now need them to live!

Terry: Awesome!

Korvo snaps as his eyes turn aquamarine.

Korvo: NO NOT AWESOME! NO NO NO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING! WE’LL BE HATED BY THE HUMANS ONCE MORE!

Terry: Woah woah woah! Calm down, babe.

Korvo breaths in and out.

Korvo: DAMN IT! HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING?! I…I have to go!

Korvo runs off while Terry began to grow concern as the kids hug him.

Yumyulack: Poor Korvo…

Back with Korvo, he rushes into his and Terry’s bedroom while sobbing.

Korvo: *sobbing* Grrr! How could this have happened this wasn’t supposed happen?!

Korvo suddenly feels an intense pain.

Korvo: Oh no no! Not again!

Korvo gets monstrous fangs and his hands turn into claws as he gasps.

Korvo: Oh God! *cries out in pain*

Korvo’s shadow turns into a monster as he roars. The next morning…

Terry: Korvy! Korvy!

Terry gasps as he looks around the bedroom and how messy it is. He then looks at Korvo who is naked and sobbing

Terry: Oh no Korvy. What happened?!

Korvo: Go away…

Terry: You’re still upset, huh? About this whole “cosmic blast”… and scared too…

Korvo sniffles in reposnse.

Terry: Aw, Korv…

Terry hugs Korvo, as Korvo breaks down in tears in Terry’s arms.

Korvo: *sobbing* I’m so sorry I snapped at you, Terry. I just-

Terry: Shh… it’s okay Korvy… your Terry-bear’s here…

Korvo smiles.

Korvo: Oh Terry… I’m so happy you’re here…. I love you.

Terry: I love you too. *kisses Korvo on the lips*

Meanwhile with Ophelia…

Ophelia: Grr! I must find those orb pieces!

A mysterious figure appears behind her.

???: Did you just say… orb pieces?

Ophelia: Of course I did! Why else did you think I called you here?

???: Tell me more…