#oooooooh shit here we go

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FIC: Coffee Shop Soundtrack: 8/11 (MLB; Luka)

Notes: Hey, uh…wasn’t Luka supposed to be off this Saturday…?

Ch 1 | Ch 2 | Ch 3 | Ch 4 | Ch 5 | Ch 6 | Ch 7

Coffee Shop Soundtrack

Chapter Eight: That Saturday He (Almost) Blew It

Time can get weird when something upsets your routine, and Luka’s routine had been upset for a while now.  Injuring his hands and being told he needed to take a day or two off work didn’t help things.  Neither did not being able to hold his guitar and play during band practice (or play at all), though as their drummer had had a family emergency and the bassist had come down with the flu the lead had cancelled their weekly practice anyway.  With his hands messed up, he couldn’t even commit to his standing slot at open mic night, so even though he was allowed to work Friday (“Just the register, Couffaine, and I want you gloved at all times!”) he didn’t linger after to play or watch the other acts.

(Which was a shame, Elise would tell him later: Baby Bob Ross had returned, and he’d played two renditions of “Wonderwall” this time.

“Your hands better be better by next Friday,” Elise grumbled as he laughed.  “I’m going to kill that kid if he shows up three weeks in a row with the same song.  With that song.”

He couldn’t really blame her.  As much as he loved music, he’d kill anyone who’s entire set list was three different arrangements of “Wonderwall”, too.)

[semperamans]

hello my beautiful friends & welcome back - i am so happy you're here ❤️ this is part two of my untitled smau series! if you missed part one you can check it out here!

i honestly wasn't expecting anyone to read (or enjoy it) so knowing so many of you have warms my freaking heart :( thank you x100.

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a few rounds later...

*spongebob narrator voice* a few moments later...

on twitter...

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mclaren that’s our boy 🧡 🏆

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danielricciardo mega 💪🏽

alex_albon he's him.

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landonorris guess all that simulator time finally paid off!

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yourname_source as many of you know, Valera and i have been running this account for almost four years now and we *never* thought we'd get the chance to meet YN, but tonight iT HAPPENED 😭

i am typing this through tears 😭 okay okay so we are here on spring break & wanted to do all of the touristy things, which means we of course took a tour of Electric Lady Studios (where YN has recorded most of her albums). it was so cool, highly recommend. once the tour was over we exited out of the back doors (which we probably weren't supposed to but the sinage was so confusing 😭). anyway there was this black SUV just parked in the alley and Valera says, "imagine if that was YN." AND THE BITCH WAS RIGHT 😭😭😭

YN rolled down the window and istg for a solid two minutes Valera and i were just babbling because ?????? this shit only happens in movies ??? when we finally got it together we told her how long we've been supporting her and all of the shows we've been to and she promised to keep an eye out for us next time and she kept thanking us and using our names and giving us this soft ass smile that makes me want to DIE JUST THINKING ABOUT 😭 she is so easy to talk to and genuine and 😭😭 we asked her for pictures & then we parted ways but, guys, we absolutely made the right person famous.

yourusername thank you for absolutely everything. we love you forever.

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(part three)

[thewebcomicsreview]

Hey hey, an upd8. Looks like Vriska leveled up from killing Jane. It's kind of hard to read some of these tier names, though. "Descent Horizon" is an a'ight one. Kind of weird that the non-pun one is the one we're one, though. Not even irons in the hellfire.

John sees some images of a Pumpkin Cake (What Cake?) and...himself as Mark Immortell from Pathologic? Is the idea that these are alternate realities?

Rose is freaking out at not being in a coma. The "Thanks for Playing" message being destroyed is a good gag in and of itself, but also a good visual for Rose's carefully laid plan to make Kanaya hate her before going brain-dead falling to pieces.

Panel from Narbonic

What the fuck, Jane survived having her head cut off?

Anyway, never mind that. It's Adult!Vriska. I guess being in Silhouette isn't stylishly hiding her Hell Tier form from us, she's literally all black when transformed.

KARKAT: BY THE BY, WAS TELLING ME VRISKA WAS BACK ON ANYONE'S AGENDA?

I went to check the epilogues to see if anyone had a chance to tell Karkat that Vriska's been back this whole time, but Homestuck.com is broke and they're not in the unofficial collection. I think Vriska appeared in Candy just in time to bang/kill Gamzee before HS2 started. God, no one ever tells Karkat anything. I guess the kids didn't mention it to Rose/Kanaya.

MEENAH: figured youd pop a vessel over it MEENAH: decided to keep that out of your briefs MEENAH: im the only one around here watchin your blood pressure MEENAH: and your briefs VRISKA: Don't mention it! VRISKA: Just one grown adult helping out another. VRISKA: I mean damn, Karkat, speaking of grown. VRISKA: Look at you! MEENAH: i know right VRISKA: You're like... yoked. MEENAH: i knowww right

Now that Jake English is god, Karkat is Jake English. Also Candy Karkat meeting Meat Karkat is going to be amazing.

JOHN: besides vriska looking like lucy liu from charlie's angels now JOHN: is that what the machine was for? making lucy lius? not that i'm complaining, but... KARKAT: OKAY, HOLD ON. KARKAT: SHE LOOKS WAY MORE LIKE SANDRA BULLOCK FROM A TIME TO KILL. KARKAT: OR THE INFINITELY BETTER MISS CONGENIALITY. KANAYA: Sure KARKAT: ACTUALLY, LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT MOVIES ANYMORE OR WHICH TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WOMEN FROM A DEFUNCT ALIEN SOCIETY VRISKA WHO IS AN ADULT NOW MAY OR MAY NOT LOOK LIKE. JAKE: I think theyre both equally good, if were sharing movie opinions. JOHN: wait, are you naked under there? JAKE: Well,

While John/Karkat conversations are always great, what really makes this scene is Kanaya's "Sure". She's above this silliness, but she still has opinions.

MEENAH: step one we gut scale and filet this sea cow ROXY: !!!! JAKE: Shucks and shit, people, not sure whats left to try. JAKE: I mean look at her. MEENAH: tsk cmon kingfish what is this amateur hour? MEENAH: you blow all your gumption out when you were stalkin the battlefield like a human lens flare? MEENAH: clearly we gotta give this dirty girl a bubble bath JAKE: Er, id rather not. JAKE: Ive been twenty thousand leagues under that particular sea more times than a fellow might care to remember. MEENAH: oh yuck MEENAH: im talkin bout dippin her in acid JAKE: Oooooooh! That should work! JAKE: Or if it doesnt we could give her the ole mummy treatment. JAKE: Jade did a bang-up job with dave... JADE: aww thank you! JOHN: or we could just smash her with a hammer. JANE: Mmf????? VRISKA: Hey, so- KARKAT: LOOK, AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO SPEND THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON TESTING OUT VARIOUS CAPITAL PUNISHMENTS ON JANE'S HEAD UNTIL SOMETHING STICKS, THERE'S AN ANNOYINGLY VAST ARRAY OF VITAL INTEL WE NEED FROM HER FIRST. ROXY: wow okay can we pause for a second JOHN: yeah, what kind of intel? ROXY: not what i meant!! KARKAT: DO YOU KNOW WHERE JANE'S HEAD KEEPS HER POLITICAL PRISONERS?

I just wanna post snippets of dialogue and say they're good. These are fun characters and they have fun chemistry and we basically have not just let them riff for the entirely of HS2 or the epilogues.

Also, obviously John's plan is a hammer. Even now, he can't let Homestuck 1 go.

KARKAT: DO YOU KNOW ANY OF HER PASSWORDS, FOR THAT MATTER? JOHN: i guess not. SOLLUX: i do. KARKAT: YOU DO? SOLLUX: yeah. SOLLUX: the passw0rds, anyway. SOLLUX: problem sleuth with a zer0. SOLLUX: honk undersc0re enjoyer sixty six. SOLLUX: imwithher. SOLLUX: id0whatiwant<3 JOHN: this guy again. JOHN: why are you even here?

Oof, the Hillary Clinton reference there. I know a lot of people accused Jane of being a blatant Trump analogue, was she meant to be Hillary Clinton this whole time?

Also, bantz aside, Jane is the Maid of Life. Can't she just, like....get better? Stick her head back on that body and be good?

Anyway, Vriska explains that Candyland is doomed and everyone here is going to die as the Black Hole collapses without Alt!Calliope sustaining it.

VRISKA: 8ut, as I said, I can get all you guys out of here! Hell Tier gave me a pretty comprehensive lay of the land, metaphysically speaking, and we can move on from this 8ummer aaaaaaaaltogether. KANAYA: Including The Children KANAYA: ? VRISKA: Of course! That's actually where shit gets real interesting. VRISKA: Turns out they're all needed on the other side, for a very, very special game. JOHN: wait, you don't mean... VRISKA: Oh, 8ut I do. JOHN: :D JADE: D:< JADE: NO WAY! JOHN: what? JOHN: why not?

God, I really do love John's midlife crisis manifesting as Homestuck nostalgia. He's so fucking hyped to kill his kids!

VRISKA: I'm... normal now.

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Vriska literally walking out of the comic is a good visual.

Oh god, what is this.

Let's start with "You are coming". I presume it's not another Meat/Candy choice and it's just who's splitting up where.

Oh wow, only the kids go, and it's mostly only Yiffy that wants to. Meanwhile, in the other path

JOHN: we have to go fight dirk! JAKE: Erm. JAKE: Fight him? JOHN: he's obviously like... the new bad guy! CALLIOPE: oUr friend dirk...? JANE: HMMHMHMM?? ROXY: john ROXY: wt actual f are you talking abt JOHN: roxy, this is our do-over! JOHN: our meat! MEENAH: nobody wants to hear about your meat man

John's midlife crisis being nostalgia for Homestuck is funny, but also it's so goddamn sad. He doesn't actually care about any of this, he just wants an adventure.

KANAYA: What Did She Say JOHN: well... we were kinda talking about how messed up every thing was on sort of a fundamental level, and she basically said she was happy every thing was shaking out as it has been? JOHN: which was nice to hear in the moment, but when you think about it for a little longer, people have died? KARKAT: YES, JOHN. KARKAT: QUITE A FEW FUCKING PEOPLE HAVE DIED. JOHN: also that she's been married twenty years, but also not? JOHN: it was all kind of over my head, but also i sort of get it. KANAYA: Takes A Depressed Dissociative Cop-Out To Know One I Suppose ROSE: I think I'm going to be sick. KANAYA: *FUCK*

Of all the Candy characters, John is the one acting the most like his original characterization, and that makes him the most fucked-up one of all.

JOHN: no offense, jade, but you're right behind rose on the crazy train. JOHN: you can't even be trusted to be normal around a dead body. JOHN: OR TO NAME A BABY.

He's got a point there tho

JOHN: and i've been really trying, but no matter what, it all seems kinda ... dumb and random? KARKAT: OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT. JOHN: what do you mean? KARKAT: JADE'S A PATHETIC PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, BUT SHE'S NOT STUPID. KARKAT: NOTHING ABOUT ANY OF THIS IS RANDOM. KANAYA: ? KARKAT: TELL ME, WAS A KID NAMED "YIFFANY LONGSTOCKING" A JOKE DAVE MADE, OR DID YOU JUST *THINK* HE'D FIND IT FUNNY? JADE: are we seriously talking about this NOW? KARKAT: THE ONE THING HE EVER STOOD HIS GROUND ON. KARKAT: AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN LEAVE HIM THAT, COULD YOU? JADE: its not that simple! KARKAT: SHE LOOKS LIKE HIM! THAT'S, WHAT, A HAPPY ACCIDENT? KARKAT: THERE WERE A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT OF WILLING, UNMARRIED WOMBS OUT THERE, BUT YOU JUST HAPPENED TO STUMBLE INTO THE CLOSEST ONE THERE IS TO DAVE? KARKAT: WOW!!! KARKAT: LUCKY!!! KANAYA: Huh

I really do love the Jerry Springer-ness of Candyland. All these people are so unbelievably fucked up, too busy fighting over stupid shit to notice all their kids went away and left them in the doomed timeline.

KARKAT: I HAD A LIGHT PLAYER RUNNING ESPIONAGE FOR ME AND IT STILL TOOK US FIFTEEN SHITTY, GRUELING HUMAN YEARS TO WIN THIS EMBARRASSING RUBE GOLDBERG TRAVESTY OF A WAR. KARKAT: ALL THOSE WEAK-ASS PROGNOSES... MUST'VE BEEN A REAL RIOT! ROSE: Karkat, please... I never tried to hinder the war effort... KARKAT: YOU MUST'VE USED UP ALL YOUR HINDER QUOTA ON SABOTAGING YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR FUCKING WIFE THEN. KARKAT: BUT HEY, WORKS FOR ME!

A lot of the time Karkat's not really mad, it just reads as angry because his text is all-caps, but he's out for blood today, Christ.

KARKAT: AND NOW, KANAYA FINALLY KNOWS THAT YOU AREN'T FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER. KARKAT: YOU NEVER WERE. ROSE: *Sniffle.* KARKAT: ARE YOU CRYING? KARKAT: WHAT THE HELL. STOP THAT. KARKAT: YOU DON'T DO THAT. KANAYA: I Think Those Might Actually Be Real Tears ROSE: *Sob.* JOHN: see? JOHN: this is what i mean. JOHN: the only reason why things are even remotely better now is because of karkat. JOHN: he's like the only guy capable of putting all of us in our place when we start acting insane! JOHN: and... he's the only one that won't be around forever.

See, like, I know I said I like the banter, but that's because I don't exist in this fictional universe. John does, and acting like Rose being reduced to literal tears is "better" than that not happening is fucking insane.

JOHN: listen, i've tried taking roxy's advice. JOHN: i have been paying attention, i've been involved, and i can't shake this feeling that maybe, there is such a thing as too much freedom.

John going insane while at the same time turning his back on "Freedom" is going to drive the Classpect Inversion theorists wild. I can hear BladekindEyewear from here.

ROXY: john! JOHN: i'm glad you've been happy roxy, you've done so well for yourself. JOHN: but... that doesn't change the fact that none of you are good people. JADE: because youre so great??????? JOHN: no, not at all! JOHN: that's my point, i only had like half a foot in my own kid's life for ten years! JOHN: and i was a real jerk to you guys. JOHN: ugh, i even emotionally cheated on my wife. ROXY: exsqueeze me? JOHN: and honestly i don't even know how old she was. JAKE: Dude.

What in the fuck is happening? Is John saying he wanted to bang....Vriska? What the fuck is he even talking about.

JOHN: and i think the last time i did was when we were all in the game. JOHN: that's when we were all at our best! JOHN: right? JADE: john! JADE: WE ALL DIED! JOHN: that didn't even happen to this you, don't pretend like any of that affected you! JADE: of course it did!!! JOHN: ?????? JADE: OH MY GOD.

What? What is John talking about? Of course Jade died. She died the most of any of you and she went to Squiddlehell.

God, this art of Dave's corpse is so fucking creepy.

JADE: you keep talking about something being wrong with us, yet not once have you asked yourself what we all have in common!!!! JOHN: you can't blame the game for everything. JOHN: playing it saved us! JADE: children shouldnt have to make other children, or kiss the corpses of their friends, or know what it feels like to die!!! JADE: the kids have a chance here, john. JADE: to grow up like real people do and be... actually FUCKING normal! JOHN: jade, your daughter has dog ears and a tail. JOHN: she's never going to be normal!

This fight is really well-written because both perspectives are absolutely insane and steeped in fantasy nonsense and yet it still feels really uncomfortable.

Also John had that coming.

Bro, this art is so good. Screenshotting it doesn't really do it justice.

YIFFY: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tch. Obviously this would be her first line.

JOHN: we have to kill dirk.

John, she left. Like...she's gone. The only bus out of Candyland and you missed it. You've gone completely mad.

And you're the most interesting you've ever been.

[the-s1lly-corner]

Jax and Zooble both crushing on sweet but oblivious!reader

ooooooooough the drama here would go insane... maybe... ponders speed running this because i have to get things to start dinner in a few minutes WOOOOO we are locking in notes: reader is gn, short post, jax and zooble cannot stand each other and its made even more clear here cws: none

oooooooh where to begin... well first of all, jax is going to be making it hell for zooble. the only reason theres a "rivalry" is because hes trying to start shit- trying to flirt with you right in front of him, stealing you away to go spend time with him instead of with zooble

will come to you and whine about how zooble is so mean to him sometimes just to try to get you on his side... is it immature and kind of manipulative? oh yeah definitely, but this is jax were talking about... thats kind of a given

and then theres... zooble... they dont see a point in fighting over you. not that they think youre not worth fighting over- they really do like you

but heres the thing: they have dignity. and so do you. and theyre not going to treat you like some prize to be won like jax is (who admittedly is only doing it out of spite)

zooble is going to let you pick who you want naturally, theyre not going to bend over backwards to try to "outshine" jax, if anything they believe that hes just going to end up sabotaging himself... so really theyve already won

not... that theyre sinking to his level and making it into a rivalry...

when you hang out with zooble its more... calm and chill. you guys actually get to relax and talk

when you hang out with jax its more... chaotic. youre still not exempt from his teasing and his jokes, and theres that to worry about... but youre too much a sweetheart to really hold him accountable. you just... let it roll right off... but its mostly just simple fun, theres no deeper connections and conversations happening- thats something that jax only really starts to have when you guys are close... really close...

but god, they may hate each other but they both agree that your obliviousness is absolutely infuriating- each attempt to try to win your affection is just met with an innocent smile

at least you dont seem to notice the tension brewing around you...

[eternalreignblog]

What about cable worker Clarke is fixing a line and just so happens to catch Lexa masturbating through her second story window. Maybe Lexa puts on a show and Clarke goes over for the big finish

Oooooooh me likey 😏

Clarke’s on her last callout of the day, and she's tired and grumpy. To cap it off, she had to cart all her tools up two flights of stairs because the elevators we out in this old decrepit building.

The resident had just mumbled something about shitty signal and waved Clarke through to the back room before disappearing off somewhere else.

Mumbling to herself about shit customers and shittier building infrastructure, Clarke dumped her tools and set to work fixing this muppets WiFi, hoping to get out of here before it got dark.

Clarke immediately rolled her eyes when she saw the blinking red light on the modem. The first goddamned question tech support ask is have you turned it off and on again. These morons always say yes, then Clarke has to treck all the way out to the middle of butt fuck nowhere just to see that no, in fact, they have not.

Rolling her neck in frustration, something caught her eye out of the window.

She had a perfect view through the window of the neighbouring building, which happened to be someone's bedroom

Clarke’s eyes bulged in her head when she noticed the woman on the bed, stark naked with her long legs spread, fucking herself with a bright pink dildo.

The sight had Clarke's pants getting uncomfortably tight. She reached down to adjust herself at the same time as the woman looked up, locking eyes with her across the void.

Clarke froze, she'd just been caught touching herself while spying on this woman masturbating, her pulse rose exponentially.

They stared at each other for a moment, Clarke taking in the long legs a gorgeous body of the woman who was in the throes of pleasuring herself.

Her dick pulsed, and Clarke squeezed it in response, the woman's eyes darting down as she did it.

Clarke nearly fainted when the woman bit her lip and groped her breast, starting to pump the toy into herself again as she stared at Clarke.

Emboldened, Clarke thought fuck it, two can play at this game, unzipping her pants and releasing her dick, sarting to stroke it in time with the woman's thrusts.

The woman's eyes were locked on Clarke's cock, her hips started to roll faster as she pumped the dildo into her cunt.

Clarke wished she could hear what was happening in that room, the woman looked like she was being loud as she threw her head back, arching up as she started erratically thrusting her hips.

Holy shit, she just came! Clarke was in awe, still stroking her dick as the woman across the street lost herself in pleasure.

Clarke was dangerously hard, scarcely believing what just happened, eyes still riveted to the scene in front of her.

Clarke watched as the woman pulled the toy out of herself and stretched out on the bed before sliding off to the side. She couldn't see her for a few moments and was disappointed that their little voyeurism scene might be over before the woman reappeared with a piece of paper in her hand.

Apartment 22

1313

What the fuck.

She was inviting Clarke over. Thay was a door code. Holy shitballs. Clarke stood frozen for a moment, the woman stared at her lustfully before stepping back and shutting the blinds.

Yeah, there was no way Clarke was passing up this opportunity, shoving her still hard dick back into her pants. She pulled the plug out of the modem before sticking it back in. That should fix it. Whatever, Clarke didn't really care right now.

She grabbed her back and shot out of the apartment, not even bothering to talk to the resident.

Turns out going down two flights of stairs when the prospect of sex with a hot chick was on the line was super quick, and before she knew it, she was out fron of apartment 22, thanking her lucky stars that this apartment at least had a working elevator.

Only a few seconds after she knocked on the door it swung open, the same woman she'd been ogling from across the street stood in front of her wearing a robe and gesturing for her to come inside.

"Um, hey," Clarke said a little awkward, not really sure what to do now she was here.

"Hey there," the woman said, "I saw you watching me, fuck that was so hot," she said biting her lip.

"Yeah, I saw you get off on it," Clarke said, moving closer.

"Can I touch you?" The woman asked and Clarke nearly came in her pants.

"Fuck. Yes. Do whatever you want," Clarke blurted, cursing herself for sounding so desperate.

The woman just smiled, stepping towards Clarke and unbuttoning her shirt. Clarke let her work, enjoying the attention and also the floral fragrance that engulfed her when the woman invaded her space.

"What's your name?" The woman asked, dropping to her knees after she had rid Clarke of her shirt, starting to unbutton her pants.

"Cl- Clarke" Clarke managed to choke out as the zip on the pants was lowered.

"Clarke," the woman repeated, dragging Clarke’s pants down to her knees. "I like it. My name's Lexa, you can scream it when you cum," she said before taking Clarke’s dick in her hand and licking it from base to tip.

Clarke let out a filthy moan, putting a hand on Lexa's head to steady herself as Lexa took her cock into her mouth.

Lexa moaned around her dick and Clarke felt the vibrations shoot through her.

"Oh, fuck, Lexa," Clarke groaned, looking down and watching her cock slide in and out of Lexa hot mouth, her tongue working wonders on the hard flesh.

Popping Clarke’s cock out of her mouth, Lexa stroked it while looking up, sultry eyes locking on Clarke’s.

"As good as your cock tastes, What I really want is for you to fuck me,"

"Yeah, yeah, I can do that. Bedroom?" Clarke asked as she helped Lexa to her feet.

"No, right here," Lexa dropped her robe and sat on the kitchen table, spreading her legs and rubbing her pussy as Clarke stood there shell shocked. "Well, are you going to?" Lexa said impatiently, and Clarke darted forward, planting herself between Lexa's legs.

Holding one of Lexa's legs, Clarke lined herself up and pushed inside, preening as Lexa threw her head back in pleasure.

"Oh god, Clarke. As soon as I saw you I knew I had to fuck you," Lexa said, sliding one hand around Clarke’s neck as the other braced on the table giving her leverage to aid Clarke’s thrusts.

Clarke still couldn't believe how this day had turned out as she started pumping her hips. She watched her cock disappear into Lexa's pussy, the warm, wet heat engulfing her as she pushed forward.

The feeling was immense, Lexa’s mouth was good, but her pussy was incredible. Clarke started moving faster, Lexa pushing into her at the same time. Lexa was a moaning writhing mess as Clarke fucked her, Clarke could feel that Lexa was close to cumming so she bottomed out and ground her hips into Lexa, giving her the friction she needed.

"Oh fuck, keep fucking me, fuck me hard," Lexa cried, pushing at Clarke’s hips. Clarke took the hint and did as she was told, Lexa falling back onto the table and Clarke plowed into her.

Clarke held Lexa's legs wide, gripping her under the knees, enjoying the view of her gorgeous body bouncing on the table as she fucked her hard.

Lexa's orgasm was intense, she came hard, screaming Clarke’s name as she shook through the waves of pleasure. Her back arched off the table and her cunt squeezed Clarke’s dick like a vice grip.

"Holy shit thay was the hottest fucking thing I've ever seen," Clarke said in awe as Lexa came down from her high.

"That was amazing," Lexa said, out of breath and exhausted. "I need you to cum now, i need to be full," she said looking up at Clarke. "How do you want me?" She asked.

"Just like this," Clarke siad as she started to roll her hips again, "but you better brace yourself," she warned, giving a particularly hard thrust to prove the point.

Lexa gripped the edge of the table, Clarke wrapped her hands around Lexa thighs, and that was Clarke’s cue to go for it.

And that's exactly what she did.

Clarke let go, fucking Lexa hard and fast, loving the silken feel of her cunt wrapping around her cock. Watching her cock piston in and out of the absolute godess spread out on the table before her had Clarke’s balls tingling in anticipation all too quickly.

The pleasure started at the base of her spine and spread through her body, shooting into Lexa as she came. She felt the pulsing in her cock as she unloaded a massive amount of cum, filling Lexa up just like she'd asked for.

"Huh," Clarke huffed, unable to form a sentence, still reeling from her orgasm.

"Huh, indeed," mocked Lexa, stretching out and wiggling her hips.

Clarke pulled out of Lexa, spent and sated. "That was amazing," Clarke praised, stepping back to help Lexa to her feet.

"Oh, I know," Lexa said with a smirk. "But we're not done yet. I need you to look at my WiFi," she said with a wink, slipping her robe back over her shoulders. "And when you're done, I'll be in the bedroom,"

Clarke blinked a couple of times before racing for her tools, not even bothering to get dressed.

Locating Lexa's modem, she rolled her eyes at the blinking red light before resetting it and following Lexa into her room.

[fwitoley]

The Dragon Prince Thoughts 6x06 - Moment of Truth

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Woah why did everything go monotone except for Kosmo

“This orb…is a giant piece of candy.”

W H A T

HOW

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY NOT NOTICE THAT WERE HOLDING A BIG-ASS JAWBREAKER (i know it’s chocolate but you get the idea---)

How tf is a piece of candy glowing in the first place—

You’ve GOT to be kidding me tho

Oh it’s color again—

“I loved your mother, Lissa, very much.”

LISSA REVEAL

I KNEW WE WERE GONNA SEE HER

OOH SHE THICC—

SHE’S BEAUTIFUL OMG

“I suppose I should call it what it is, dark magic.”

Harrow said the same thing in s1 just kill me now—

“Who am I to refuse an invitation from the high mage of Katolis?”

Wait were Kpp’Ar’s bandages ever explained? Why are they so bloody?

SOREN’S LITTLE STUFFY ON VIREN’S DESK AAAHHH

Omg he’s so emotional 😭

“Yes. Yes I see now.”

IS KOSMO REWINDING TIME—

Oooooooh wait no the monotone is him seeing the futureeeeeee

That’s so cool you go kosmo

“Prince Harrow. May I join you?”

AAAAAHHHHH harrow’s little scoot is adorable LMAOOO

Aww he’s so considerate towards  sarai and callum gahhh—

I need them back now how dare they die on me 😭

“Beware, if you ever use dark magic again, the darkness and corruption will overwhelm you.”

I guarantee you he’s gonna use dark magic again watch

Mark my words

“Without magic, how will you stop me?”

I wanna know more about kpp’ar and why he quit dark magic

I bet it has something to do with his bandages

OH SHIT VIREN THROTTLED HIM

“[Kpp’Ar] invested years of his life helping me become… what i became.”

Ooh so viren got his true appearance from the coin spell i thought he was gonna get it from the spell he uses to save soren

“I only see… darkness.”

Omg he’s gonna get to space

GAHH HE’S FALLINGGG—

“Something so simple and… and easy, her tears.”

Omg you can see viren just scribbling the words down as fast as he can just reliving the moment it’s so sad

I feel so bad for him

“I pushed her against the wall and I held the back of her hair to keep her still.”

OH MY GOSH VIREN WHAT—

STOPPPPP I’M GONNA CRY

What is this serious DRAMA omg—

Where the fuck is claudia in all this that’s what i wanna know

Like soren would be sick in bed but considering lissa was full on sobbing you’d think claudia would hear it and go see what’s going on

NO THE WAY CALLUM SMILED AND REACHED OUT TO THE SKY AS HE WAS FALLING

YAY HE’S FLYING

I S T H A T R A Y L A OMG

SLAYYYYY

Ok wait can y’all get away from the edge i can’t trust y’all not to fall and die not at this point

“But the cost was… devastating.”

VIREN STOP CRYING OMG

GREAT NOW I’M CRYING UGH

NOOOO CLAUDIA RUNNING AFTER LISSA

LISSA’S STILL CRYING TOO

The way soren’s looking at viren in confusion MY HEART 😭

“And i punished you with a lifetime of cold cruelty.”

I’M SO DONE

I’M DONE

THIS F U C K I N G SHOW

SOORREEENNNNNNN MY BABY I CAN’T TAKE IT

THE WAY YOU CAN TELL VIREN’S CRYING IN HIS NARRATIONS GAWD—

“No, I… No. The guard was… mistaken.”

NO

GIVE IT TO HIM ISTFG

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO PUT ME THROUGH ALL THAT AND NOT GIVE IT TO HIM

SOREN SEES IT TOO JUST G I V E I T —

N O O O O O O O O O O 

WHY’D YOU DO THAT

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK—

Okay so i let it simmer overnight and i have a FUCKING LOT to say about this. First of all, how D A R E they make me invested in viren’s letter to soren (INCLUDING A LISSA REVEAL DAMN THAT WOMAN IS BEAUTIFUL—) only for viren to BURN IT UP?!?!!?? Lemme tell you, if i read that letter and saw the teardrop stains and shit on it i would’ve immediately forgiven him idfc free him he did all of it but i don’t care that’s my toxic trait. And for soren to S E E the letter and viren S T I L L chickens out—

*incoherent screaming*

Anyways as you can tell i loved this episode and it’s prolly one of my favorites so far. And YES i saw rayllum kiss F I N A L L Y so yeah here you go

[t0ast-ghost]

S3 EP24 (The Turnabout Intruder) I can’t believe I’m here. At the end. This is the last thought post.

Let’s go already:

- Awww they’re beaming down together

- Leaving Kirk alone with a woman…

- An episode directly calling out sexism? More likely than you think?

- “We would have killed each other.” “Might have been better.” Hot

- Is this set on Friday cause that’s pretty freaky

- I’ll miss you Star Trek opening (I’m going to rewatch this show idk what I’m talking about)

- Obsessed with Kirk talking that way omg

- Something about transitioning or whatever

- They should know it’s not actually Kirk cause he didn’t do his dramatic ass communicator flip

- The actress doing a great job at playing Kirk (just body language at this point but it’s already spot on)

- Kirk’s ass uhmmm

- Woah Bones is going to riot! There’s so much medical malpractice happening here

- Nurse Chapel with brown hair <3

- Lester is fucking up so bad impersonating Kirk. Like she didn’t even cross her leg over the other when she sat in the captains chair and she isn’t properly listening to Spock’s infodump :(

- Bones gets to have his riot. Wait. How does Lester know to call him Bones?

- Bones why would you lean over Kirk like that

- Kirk storming out of his own damn room

- Kirk’s ass analyzing something or other or what-

- She is so good at playing Kirk

- Guys. Listen. She is my queen. I love her. I adore her. And more than that I think she’s the coolest motherfucker alive.

- If I was Kirk I’d have slapped Coleman. No hesitation.

- Kirk’s gotta get in contact with one of his boyfriends

- Kirk is so good at putting on his charm. Like he’s so quick to panic about the ship but the charm is quickly regained

- *smashes the glass and cuts through restraints* bad fucking ass

- The boyfriends are ✨worried✨

- McCoy and Spock look so pretty

- Bones is going to kill Kirk. His blue eyes are murderous

- Spock using his ‘I’m that bitch’ privileges to get past security

- “Don’t get dressed yet.” McCoy out of context 1969

- SHE DID THE PERFECT KIRK SMILE

- A CALL BACK TO A PREVIOUS EPISODE?!? Tholian web mention?!? Woah.

- THATS GAY HOLY SHIT THATS GAY

- “Doctor McCoy may be of help.” Yeah go get your other boyfriend!

- The guard stopping them from exiting and then Spock looks over at Kirk like, ‘the audacity of this bitch. Should I just nerve pinch him, captain?’

- LMAO HE DOES NERVE PINCH HIM AND FAILS THE FIRST TIME WHAT A LOSER

- eugh Lester shaking Bones’ hand is so unnaturally uncomfortable

- Can’t bring Kirk to Bones, bring Bones to Kirk

- WAIT NO SPOCK AND KIRK ARE CANONICALLY HOLDING HANDS OMG

- McCoy’s eyeing Spock like what the fuck is happening to our boyfriend

- “Why…? Captain.” The spite Spock has

- McCoy hates being used against Spock like this

- How can William Shatner make those clicking noises with his mouth so casually

- “But her intense hatred of her own womanhood made life with her impossible.” This is like lady Macbeth

- Spock getting mad oooooooh

- Ohhh my god it’s so fundamentally sexist how Kirk is now ‘more emotional’ which could be a character choice but it feels so over the top and more like a ‘she’s a woman so this is how she acts’ choice

- Lester hates being a woman so much because of prejudices and stereotypes that she now perpetuates those same things onto others

- I love how many episodes have mutiny

- THEY GOT CAUGHT IMMEDIATELY LMAO

- “The penalty: death.” WHAT

- SULU AND CHEKOV CONVERSATION! They’re amazing

- Spock was just like, ‘we gotta be ready to slap a bitch’

- “Kill him!!!” no murder tonight for you Lester

And that’s just how they end the whole fucking show huh

I’m not sure if I’ll ever do something like this again for a show but this was a blast and I enjoyed every second of it. Thank you so much to everyone who has followed along. Every comment, reblog, and like has been appreciated.

However, I will be posting some bonus thoughts so keep a lookout for those :)

And as always Masterpost

Teleplay by Arthur H. Singer

Story by Gene Roddenberry

[howlingday]

The Deal

Salem: Jaune... Why have you come to see me?

Jaune: Believe me, Salem, you're the last person I would EVER want to see, but... I don't know who else to turn to. It's my little nephew, Adrian. He's really sick, and I... They're saying he's not going to make it. You're the only person who could save him.

Salem: You expect me to save your nephew? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very well, but I do expect one thing in return, Jaune...

Jaune: Yes! Anything! What is it?

Salem: In exchange for saving your nephew, what I want... is your marriage! AHAHAHA!

Jaune: Waitwaitwait! Hold up! You... want my marriage?

Salem: Yes! Your marriage to your wife, Pyrrha Nikos-Arc!

Jaune: I'm... I'm sorry, I'm just confused by this whole thing. What exactly are you asking me for?

Salem: Am I not making this clear? I want your love with Pyrrha Nikos-Arc.

Jaune: OOOOOOOH! I get it now!

Salem: Yes...

Jaune: You wanna bang my wife! That's what you want!

Salem: Ye- NO! Nonononono! That is NOT what I want!

Jaune: Look, lady, it's a weird thing to ask, and I don't really feel comfortable with it-

Salem: I'm not trying to bang your wife, Jaune! Fucking Oum!

Jaune: You're not! Okay! Thank goodness! Goodgoodgoodgood! Because that would have been really weird.

Salem: Look, let me try to be more specific, just so we're on the same page. Basically, what I want is for you and Pyrrha... to forget you were ever married. Okay? That's literally all I want.

Jaune: Right. Right. Cool. Coolcoolcoolcool. So, uh, are we, uh... Are we still going to be dating?

Salem: Yeah, you guys can still date. I don't really give a shit.

Jaune: And then we can just... get married again later, right?

Salem: Yeah, sure, go for it.

Jaune: So instead of my soul, my semblance, my aura, all of that shit, you just want to fuck with me?

Salem: Yeah, it gets kinda boring out here in the Grimmlands. I just wanna cause some drama myself.

Jaune: Y'know what? Fuck it! You got yourself a deal! Let's do this shit!

[tragically-jane-doe]

My final rambling of this god forsaken show

This tusundere lil bastard

WHAT IF THO WHAT IF YOU JUST ADMITTED FROM THE START

They're fucking sadists making me watch hee-joo drive off a cliff again

MY GORL IS PSYCHO AND I LOVE THAT FOR HER

Also how dumb can og sa-eon be to get inside a car with hee-joo AGAIN

God damn sa-eon mama I see where your son gets it from

YES IN-A YES

Yu-ri you didn't get nearly enough screen time I love you

You know what I take back what I said you fucking snitch god damn sang-woo

THATS MS HANS BABY GIRL TYVM

I love our reporter friend

Okay I'm feeling a lil bit for hee-joo mama cause like imagine losing two children to the same fucking person

She meant well but went about it in a terrible way I guess

GIRL STOP GOING NEAR SLIGHTLY HIGH PLACES

OMG GRANDPAPPY GOT AROUND DAMN

UHOHUHOHUHOHUHUHOH

sir you could've just ran him over you wouldn't have gotten into trouble

Like really you could have

WHAT DID HE SAY TO MAKE OUR BOY CRY

Hey guys do you think he's the son of Paik Jang-ho they've only mentioned it like a million times

I'm so glad I waited till Saturday to watch these god damn

WHAT IF THOU

Awwww they match each others freak

I KNOW THIS ISNT REAL STOP STOP GIVING ME FAKE SCENARIOS DAMN IT

Let them be domestic with each other for real please they deserve it

What the hell sa-eon WHERE R U

Get your ass back to your wifey NOW

OKAY THIS EPISODE BETTER FIX EVERYTHING PLEASE I BEG

WHERE IS HE GODDAMN

Is he hanging out with Daddy Juan?

Wait what holy shit

SAEON WHAT FHE HELL DUDE WHERE R U

Where's our girls proposal huh where's her happily ever after

Mr Kang i love you

Her dad is so cute

THIS MOTHER FUCKER TOOK HIM TO GET FOOD WHERE IS HE

Stop this is to cute

HAS IT BEEN 6 MONTHS? OF HIM BEING M.I.A

All of in-a outfits have been killer

THIS MANS BEEN M.I.A FOR SIX FUCKING MONTHS IM GONNA KILL HIM

IN-A I LOVE YOU BUT GIRL STOP IT

This is so fucking sad I want to murder this man

OMG 604

She's the biggest of freaks she's amazing

I love how she ran to a war zone just on CHANCE to see her man SHES INSANE I LOVE HER JESUS FUCK

OF COURSE SHE GETS KIDNAPPED THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A NICE HAPPY TIME DAMNIT BUT INSTEAD WE GET THIS

Sa-eon did you really expect her to sit and twiddle her thumbs

He's dumb asf

SO DUMB

What was the point of all of this sa-eon

SHE ISNT DUMB YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKER

Sa-eon lives to infuriate me

Oooooooh so that's why he went cray cray m.i.a

HEE-JOO ALREADY KNEW THAT THOU

HE STILL LEFT KNOWING SHE KNOWS

I wanna slap him

I WANNA HIT HIM MR I WANNA PUNISH MYSELF

So dumb

So fucking dumb

He doesn't deserve that kiss

I want them to be caught by rebels so bad it would be so funny

THEY FUCKED? the white tanks are actually taking me out

not the feet shot

HOW DUMB IS THIS MAN "I didn't expect you to show up here"

My girl tried to drive off a cliff just so the stalker dude would leave you alone

Girly pretended to be her kidnapper to just divorce you

SHE SPENT 4 DAYS REFUSING TO EAT OR DRINK JUST SO YOUR FAKE MAMA COULDNT USE HER AGAINST YOU MY GIRL WAS READY TO STARVE TO DEATH

She's insane I'm not surprised she went into a war zone to find sa-eon that's actually one of the tamer things shes done

Also like if u didn't want her to find you why did u donate money in her name to a school where u are

I'm gonna murder this man

He needs to be shot again

Not Paik sa-eon is the funniest sub I've ever seen

My boy still has no name of his own

Spent 6 months not finding a name

I ONLY GET 16 MINUTES OF FLUFF?

Their house is so cute

All the besties are hereeeeeee

Oh mr Kang why don't we get to meet your wife

I want to see the woman that wifed you up

I hate this

Yay work mom I love you

Paik yu Yeon your a dumb bitch but at least your pretty

Shut up his name is for her Jesus christ

Mr Kang stop making googoo eyes at him his wife is right next to himmmm

He's so cunty swirling his wine thou

Stop it they're so cute it's gross

Oh my goodness

Oh so fish is just a trauma trigger

Hee-joo getting her closure!!!!!

THIS MOTHERFUCKER

also sick that his contact name is just husband💓

Aw he made up with his bae do-jae

Please god let there be fics of hee-joo domming this man

PLEASE HES PRACTICALLY BEGGING HER

Well fuck me idk what to do now it's over

Was a fun ride

[lagacomicofficial]

LAGA Promo Short #2: Dependence

This is a canon short story for the upcoming webcomic I'm writing with the art part being handled by @lorddialtones! This story is about the relationship between Charlotte and Ida and the history of it. Here's the bios/designs for all the characters in the story: https://www.tumblr.com/lagacomicofficial/762357644240601088/art-by-lorddialtones-name-ida?source=share https://www.tumblr.com/lagacomicofficial/763711298361049088/a-curious-and-cunning-personality-with-a-strong?source=share https://www.tumblr.com/lagacomicofficial/761011380261388288?source=share hope you love reading!

PANEL 1: 

Ida pridefully matches into the hallway with Skyla and Charlotte following behind. Charlotte looks happy and hyped up and Skyla, while she has a smile, you can't tell any other emotion as there's nothing in her eyes. 

IDA: Hello, how is everyone today? Lovely, I hope?

CHARLOTTE: Oh, you know I'm doing fucking awesome, Ida!

SKYLA: Doing lovely, in fact. 

IDA: Anyone know where Victoria is? 

PANEL 2: 

Ida turns around confused, with both hands on her hips, standing in an aggressive stance.

CHARLOTTE: Probably couped in her room feeling sorry for herself again. Did a psychic with her earlier aaaaaaand she doesn't wanna go anywhere today, believe me.

SKYLA: Of course. Should we even waste the time inviting her anymore? 

IDA: Hmph, well, don't want to disrespect her. Besides, she's been doing a lot of work and has been improving a lot recently. Let's leave her alone today. 

SKYLA: I won't miss her. 

PANEL 3:

Ida, Charlotte and Skyla walk into the library with Ida giving Skyla the side eye with a glare. Skyla closes her eyes, but otherwise looks completely unaffected, while Charlotte is awkwardly holding both arms, looking nervous. 

IDA: Skyla, she's our friend. We’re supposed to help her. She learns you’re talking about her like this, she'll feel very hurt. 

SKYLA: What she doesn't know can't hurt her, yes?

IDA: Or we shouldn’t do things that could hurt her for no reason. 

CHARLOTTE: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh, ayo, if we supposed to be studying next? Let’s not get distracted and start a fight, kay? 

PANEL 4:

Charlotte now looks ahead confident, as Ida looks a lot more relaxed and happy, with Skyla keeping the same happy but guarded look. 

IDA: Excellent point, I’ll calm down and Skyla should do the same. 

SKYLA: Right. 

IDA: So let's study and study hard now. 

CHARLOTTE: Actually, before that, can we talk, one on one?

PANEL 5:

Ida looks back at her intrigued while Skyla gets a mischievous look on her face, and Charlotte goes back to looking nervous, pointing at Skyla. 

IDA: Oh, what about? 

CHARLOTTE: Uuuuuuuh, don't wanna spill anything in front of the school’s number one source for student news over here. 

SKYLA: Who, me?

CHARLOTTE: Wouldn't be talking about Ida! 

PANEL 6:

Skyla leans in towards Charlotte with a cheeky grin while Charlotte looks back at her annoyed, while Ida looks back at them annoyed and very awkwardly. 

SKYLA: Oooooooh, why not? C'mon, I don't bite.

CHARLOTTE: You don't bite but you yap! I ain't telling you shit! 

IDA: This is a library. Please be quiet. 

SKYLA: Right, apologies. 

CHARLOTTE: Yeaaaaaah, sorry. Let's go and talk now, okay? 

PANEL 7:

Charlotte and Ida walk away from the table while Skyla sits by herself reading a book. 

IDA: Yes, let's. Skyla, sit there and study please, we'll be right back. 

SKYLA: Ooooook, I'll be waiting for you right here. 

IDA: Good. 

CHARLOTTE: Yeah, yeah, let's hurry up. 

PANEL 8:

Charlotte and Ida stand in a secluded corner of the library, far away from anyone. Charlotte looks very disgruntled and Ida looks at her with a sharp confidence. 

IDA: So what is it? 

CHARLOTTE: Well… didn't get any sleep last night. 

IDA: Oh, that's not good. If you're here for an enchantment, I have many that could help, including some Beast of the week potions. I believe you love those, correct? 

CHARLOTTE: Oh, fuck yes! If you have one, I’ll take it! But… I wanted to talk to you about, uh, why I guess?

IDA: Please do. 

PANEL 9:

Now Charlotte looks very sheepish while Ida now mixes her fierceness with annoyance. 

CHARLOTTE: Well, I got to thinking about the last exam and how I didn't make the leap in rankings I thought I would. 

IDA: And I've told you it's not the expectations that matter most. It's if you’re getting closer to them and what work you're doing to reach them. And you’re doing amazing work and you’re getting closer. You can see the last exam results and compare, you’re closing the gap. 

CHARLOTTE: Well… yeah, I know that but all this and I ain't even close to getting first again. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I don’t know if I ever will and if I can’t. Then why the fuck am I even here, you know? 

IDA: Hmph, I’m disappointed. You already know better than to let such stupid doubts run around in your mind, Charlotte.

PANEL 10: 

Ida stands strong with a confident and happy expression, while Charlotte looks up at her in awe. 

CHARLOTTE: Uuuuuuuh, well sorry then, I-

IDA: No, no, no, no apologies. All you should be doing is hearing me out. You need to acknowledge that you're still years behind the class. You spent all those years going backwards while most of our classmates were making progress, which means the fact you’re making progress now is catching up to where you were supposed to be and therefore you’ll be back on top soon, then! 

CHARLOTTE: I mean… you definitely right but fuck, it's hard to feel like it. Especially with this new girl coming in and getting second. That changes those calculations, yeah? Didn’t have to worry about her before. 

IDA: Don't worry about her. Her attitude will catch up to her soon enough. And as long as you keep doing the work, your brilliant potential will shine again. And that’s what matters most to you and your family, isn’t it? 

PANEL 11: 

Charlotte still looks sheepish while Ida crosses her arms and looks extremely thoughtful.

CHARLOTTE: Hmmmmm… you right, but when will I catch up to where I should be then?! I can’t wait forever and my parents sure as shit won’t! And it sucks waiting for it all to pay off, one day. 

IDA: Right, well here's what you should do.

CHARLOTTE: Yeah? 

IDA: Look at me. 

PANEL 12:

Ida looks at Charlotte while she grabs one of his shoulders looking directly at her intensely,which gets Charlotte to shrink. 

CHARLOTTE: Uuuuuuuh okay, sure!

IDA: You've been the best in the world for your age, you're a teen, you still can be the best in the world again, you're doing the work needed to accomplish all that, and if you don't believe in you, then believe in my belief in you! 

CHARLOTTE:... Yeah, I mean it's paid off so far so-

IDA: Exactly. Progress isn't simple. Yes, there will be people who are far ahead of you and those who are also continuing to make progress, but they'll have their rises and falls and they'll fall because they abandoned their processes. So don't abandon or doubt yourself and you won’t fall again. And isn’t that what you want most? 

PANEL 13:

Charlotte looks back at Ida with a cocky smile and Ida looks back at her with a confident smile. 

CHARLOTTE: Yeah, you right. Alright, I'll put that energy back into me and turn it into focus and confidence and energy to get me back to that top, where I belong! 

IDA: Now that's what I love to hear, Charlotte! Now one more thing, dear! 

CHARLOTTE: Wassup, sister? 

IDA: You can't use me to gain confidence for you forever, you know that, correct? At some point, you have to have your own supply. 

PANEL 14:

Charlotte is now completely caught off guard as Ida stands there authoritatively. 

CHARLOTTE: Uuuuuuuh, whatcha mean, Ida? Kinda confused, not gonna lie! 

IDA: Every time you feel insecure, you come to me for help which I appreciate, but if you don't have your own supply of confidence, then you'll be surpassed by those who do. But you already know that, don't you? 

CHARLOTTE: Hmmmm, yeah I guess. 

IDA: Of course, but more importantly, it's because you're a hard-working, compassionate and kind genius who has every reason to be confident in themselves so therefore should be! 

PANEL 15:

Charlotte and Ida walk together towards the table. Charlotte blushes while scratching her neck looking away from Ida, who looks back at her with a very pleasant smile. 

CHARLOTTE: Oooooooh, uh, damn thanks. I really appreciate it, dude. 

IDA: Of course. 

CHARLOTTE: Riiiiiiight. 

IDA: Oh Skyla, thanks for waiting. Hope we didn't take too long! 

PANEL 16:

Skyla waves happily towards both Charlotte and Ida. Ida hitting her back with a happy wave of her own. Charlotte sits down looking very contemplative. 

SKYLA: Wasn't a problem at all! Got a lot of studying in, don’t you worry!

IDA: That's excellent. Let's begin studying together, then!

SKYLA: Yes, let's! 

CHARLOTTE (INNER THOUGHTS:) I know Ida’s right buuuut… 

PANEL 17:

Charlotte continues looking contemplative, while Ida and Skyla talk to one another excitedly.

IDA (FADING:) Let's focus today on form and poses. 

SKYLA (FADING:) So doing yoga and stuff?

IDA (FADING:) Correct. 

CHARLOTTE (INNER THOUGHTS:) She’s helped me out sooooooo much when I was down. 

PANEL 18:

Three years ago. 

Charlotte is dressed mostly in black and gray, and she’s in her room by herself, looking incredibly sad and disheveled looking out the window. Someone knocks on the door. Charlotte is sitting on her bed. 

CHARLOTTE: Not taking visitors.

IDA: Even me? 

CHARLOTTE: .. Uggggggggggggggggggh, fine, but don’t make it long.

PANEL 19:

Ida walks in with a smile, which picks up her mood a little now, smiling a little. Her eyes are still sad though. 

IDA: Hello, Charlotte. Why are your eyes so sad? 

CHARLOTTE: Oh, u-u-uh, hi and I mean, you know, how life's been and shit.

IDA: Well yes, but that's no reason to bring someone as great as you down. 

CHARLOTTE: Aaaàaaaàaaaàh, well, I don’t know about that. 

PANEL 20: 

Ida, now sitting on her bed in front of her, lightly grabs her chin and makes her turn to look right at her. 

IDA: Look at me. 

CHARLOTTE: Uuuuuuuh, yeah? 

IDA: You come from one of the most brilliant families in all of magic, yes?

CHARLOTTE: Well, yeah?

PANEL 21:

Charlotte now looks at Ida with no help, as she looks at Ida with awe, as she speaks to her with kindness and grace. 

IDA: And you've been at the top before, correct? 

CHARLOTTE: Hahaha, yeah. 

IDA: So then you're a naturally talented witch with all the resources to help train and grow that natural talent then, correct? 

CHARLOTTE: Uuuuuuuh, I suppose?! 

PANEL 22:

Ida looks back at her with a genuine but amused smirk, while Charlotte looks more sheepish than before! 

IDA: The correct answer is yes, Charlotte. 

CHARLOTTE: Aaaàaaaàaaaàh, well I mean… who the fuck are you to know?! 

IDA: I know you’re brilliant, so it makes me question why someone as brilliant as you wouldn’t believe the same thing?

CHARLOTTE: Gah, y-y-y-you can't say shit like that! 

PANEL 23:

Charlotte turns away from Ida, now a embarrassed mess, while Ida looks at her confused as fuck. 

IDA: Why wouldn't I? Isn't it a fact? Then I was merely stating facts. 

CHARLOTTE: No, and what do you mean it’s a fact? Says who? You?! 

IDA: Of course, not me, it's the world. I already told you why that's true. You have incredible natural talent and all the resources in the world to expand on that, so I’m curious why you aren’t taking advantage of that? 

CHARLOTTE: The fuck, what’s your problem then?! 

PANEL 24:

Ida softly grabs her shoulder looking very authoritative while Charlotte looks up at her, hopeful. 

IDA: Mmmmmm… veeeeery difficult for me to explain, but it’s hard for me to see someone so great hold themselves back so much.

CHARLOTTE: Oh, uuuuuuuuuuuuh thanks, I guess.

IDA: So I’m simply curious why you’re blinding yourself from these truths. 

CHARLOTTE: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm lying to myself, then? 

PANEL 25:

Ida looks back at her with a lot of confidence while Charlotte has stars in his eyes. 

IDA: Yes, since you've lost sight of what you’re capable of. 

CHARLOTTE: Kay… I mean, I hope you're right. 

IDA: I am, so why not join me in training? Could be 15 minutes. Then I can show you or rather you can show me!

CHARLOTTE: Uuuuuuuh, sure, fuck it, let's go.

PANEL 26:

Charlotte and Ida walk out of her room. The sun shines on both of them as Ida looks at her with a big smile and Charlotte looks back at her with a small smile. 

IDA: Excellent! Please, follow me!

CHARLOTTE: You got it. 

SKYLA (Fading:) Charlotte, oooooooh Charlotte, Earth to Charlotte! CHARLOTTE! 

PANEL 27:

We're back at the library in the present day now and Charlotte looks like she's waking up from a nap, with Skyla looking at her amused but in contrast, Ida has a clear sharp annoyance. 

CHARLOTTE: Oh, uuuuuuuuuh, sorry guys, lots going on in my head, y'know? What we talking about again? 

IDA: If you were paying attention like you should've, you'd know we were about to go and do stretches to gain better flexibility that'll make us better at executing spells. 

CHARLOTTE: Aaaàaaaàaaaàh gotcha, awesome. Any specific stretches or parts we focusing on or is it whatever?

IDA:  Yes, we'd focus on finger joints mostly since that's what's most important for spell casting. 

PANEL 28:

Charlotte, Skyla and Ida get out of their seats. With Charlotte awkwardly smiling, Ida smiling back at her and Skyla turning away from both of them and stretching her arms. 

CHARLOTTE: Aaaàaaaàaaaàh, alright, ready to start captain!

SKYLA: And look at that, so am I! 

IDA: Let’s start. So Charlotte, Skyla, let's aim for greatness now! 

SKYLA: Of course!

PANEL 29:

Charlotte looks star struck at Ida who smiles at her. 

CHARLOTTE: Oh, I’m made of greatness! No way I’m doing any less! 

IDA: That's exactly what I want to hear, Charlotte! 

CHARLOTTE (INNER THOUGHTS:) Ida, don't you get it? 

PANEL 30:

Ida is showered in sunlight as she smiles in a very pleasant way as Charlotte looks on in admiration.

CHARLOTTE (INNER THOUGHTS:) You gave me the confidence to be me to begin with. Without you, I never would've climbed out of the hole I put myself in. And I guess I'm scared of falling back in and you not being there. And I know what she'd say, oh but that's not for certain and then it's still not my confidence, if I'm renting it out to her some other wise stuff. But I suppose that if I stay around long enough and see what makes her tick, I can have the same endless vat of confidence and motivation she does. 

[thessalian]

Thess vs TLOVM S3, Ep 12

Well, Arcane S2 comes out in just over a week, and I wanted to get TLOVM all watched before then, so I think it's safe to say that I Have Done It. Or I will have in the next half-hour or so. That said ... let's go!

'Glorious' new body, huh? Well. It's a look. I guess. I'm sure someone's into that. Rule 34, y'know.

Y'know, Thorshan ... Raidak ... whatever ... that's not what Krishna meant about becoming death. I mean, I guess you're going for the Oppenheimer thing, but ... seriously, they meant time-- Oh, never mind, fuck it, whatever.

GROG!

YES! GO, PIKE! YOU-- Wait. Why is your shield hellfire-orange now?!?

...Good outlook, Grog, buuuuuuut...

This body what-now?!?

Ofuck THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN UNTIL THE WHISPERED ONE FIGHT AT LEAST A WHOLE STORY ARC FROM NOW!

Wow. I just got a screen snip at the best possible time.

(Also, screen-snip is a STUPID-ASS NAME FOR IT.)

YES! NICE SHOT, VEX!

Yeah, no, Pike-- nononono... Fuck.

WaitWUT?!? WHEN DID THIS BECOME TETRIS?!?

That's not going to comfort the man who made an open-ended deal with a death god because of a recent "chance taken"!

Actuallyyyyyyy ... she was more fuelled by ... like ... not having a whole bunch of people die, but ... you know...

Can ... can he actually punch through magic? I mean, hopefully that's not some Prismatic Wall shit...

GOIN' MINXIE! YES! Haven't seen that in, like ... most of a season!

Message for anyone counting uses of Wild Shape right now: FUCK OFF AND ENJOY THE SPECTACLE!

Oooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

Did ... did you actually plan to get fired there? ...No pun intended?

...I guess he can punch through magic.

.........She has. A plan. ...And I think I know what it is. Feeblemind wouldn't work here. But... She's learned a few things about connections and roots...

She has. A plan. And she has an Earth Elemental form. Buuuuut that's still gotta hurt to see.

'Fancied?!? You do know how weak a word that is, right? 'Fancied' is "you thought she was hot and wanted to hit that"! ...Then again, what would Raishan know about anything else?

Oop.

Here we go.

Roots ... and connections.

WAIT WAIT WAIT NOT WITH THE ORTHAX-GUN!

At least the Orthax-gun probably didn't kill her. Them. It. Whatever.

Oooooooh, Percy...

To quote Marisha herself... "It's a power play; I love it!"

...Ooooooor maybe not-- OMG YOU WENT TO THAT CALLBACK!

I don't know if the Raven Queen's going to like this...

Yeah no.

He's not returning to the After! He needs to be released to get to an after!

...Was ... what that an answer?

That's what you think, Allura.

Kima is so done with this shit.

...Which ... yeah, you have and you did and you will, Champion of the Raven Queen.

Heh. That's going to come into play later, that little feather...

"Against"-- Yeaaaaaaaah.

...Ooooooooh this is creepy.

...They're all trapped in there?!? OH EWWWWWW!

Oh, shut the fuck up, Orthax.

Orthax ... shut. The fuck. UP.

Come oooooooooooon...

Oh. Ooooooooh no. Nonono poor Percy...

...WHAT?!? NO!

.........oh, Percy, nooooooo...

FUCK. OFF. ORTHAX.

Come on, Vex...

No, not to HIM; to PERCY!

Thank you!

brb crying

Aaaaaaaand the feather.

N'awwwwwwww, Vax!

Yes! YEEEEEES!

FUCK YOU, ORTHAX!

WHOA. Literally, apparently.

WOOHOO! BRB CRYING SOME MORE!

ALSO LAUGHING OMG DE ROLO!

Emon being rebuilt and-- Statue of Uriel awwwww!

OMG VEX ILU SO MUCH!

That's ... ominous... WTF?!?

That is ALSO ominous.

AND SO IS THAT.

GROG, SHUT UP. Yeaaaah okay.

We had to have the entire group cheer "GILMORE!" at least once. Something was missing with Gilmore's involvement until just that second, and now it is all complete.

...I am going to find out who wrote this and I don't know what I'm going to feed them for that Meat Man reference but it will probably not be JUST bees. (...possibly also some wasps. And if you get that reference, hello, fellow cross-fandom person!)

I'm sure they've spent Winter's Crest at Whitestone at least once in the campaign. Or possibly that was Emon; I think they had like two Winter's Crests in Emon. Wasn't one of them something about chasing some kind of demon? Meh, anyway, this is a very off-season Easter egg hunt, this entire scene.

...Like Grog talking about loving shopping, when Travis has been known for several campaign to hate shopping 'episodes'.

...Okay, what's he gonna do? Ah ... he's going to leave in a less ... antagonistic way.

And the Aramente ... with Vax?!? And ... a squire to the Voice of the Tempest as the wrong character?!? BWAHAHA.

Ooooooh here's the song.

N'awwwwww. Montage of happy.

...Except for that yick on his wrist...

...aaaand except for the cultist chanting--

...the eyes ... or lack thereof-- GAH FUCK!

Well. Who's glad they announced that their S4 got greenlit after THAT last frame or ten?!?

Now. WHO WROTE THIS?!? Brandon Auman, and Sam. I've talked about both of them before, but I think I'm starting to get a feel for when there's an episode that Sam had a hand in writing? I think it's the trolly little Easter eggs. That's just ... a very Sam thing. But he and Brandon, particularly together, seem to be able to get you laughing, ram a dagger into your heart while you're laughing, and then make you laugh again while you're sobbing with the pain of it. (Also Meredith Kecskemety, whose name I will learn to pronounce.)

Well, that's that. I so very much want S4. I need to see what they do with the Whispered One arc. I really do.

Oh. And. Before I go watch Omn1's take on this ep and then take a week or so's breather before hitting Arcane S2? That screenshot I mentioned:

I mean. Did I or did I not pause at the best time?

[fanaticsnail]

OMGGGGG I'm so excited you're watching this movie. You'll love it, trust me! The way I'm so obsessed and need you to be too. I've got the court jester downloading so I can watch it on my flight tonight, and I'll send a brainrot paragraph your way when I watch it.....only if you send one back lol.

-♡♡

Anything for you, ♡♡ Anon. I've got my hot Milo, my Tim Tams, and Griswold the ugly orange cat to watch it with. My Friday night date night 💃

I have decided to add my live commentary to this as I go for you:

Immediately, I am absolutely loving the friendship between the mother and her daughters. The teasing, and the love between the parents is spectacular. I don't know, but it's so joyful. The "When a daughter grows up, the mother becomes friends" motion is absolutely beautiful. I love Simran, her desire to fall in love is so incredibly relatable. Her glee is spectacular, and the yearning in the poetry is gorgeous.

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Oh my gosh, the dance she does while correlating with Raj's unhinged persona is ridiculous. He's insane, and it's hilarious.

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Raj's dad is equally as insane, but I also love their playfulness. What even is that? The fact that he loves his son so much, and celebrates him even though his shortcomings are painfully obvious to the audience.

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NOOOOOO NOT AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE. SHE WANTS TO FALL IN LOVE! NOOOOOOOOO.

(I know that it is a cultural norm, but the foreshadowing and the emphasis on love depicts the yearning for romance, as opposed to having an arranged marriage set for her).

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OH MY GOSH THEY MET AND DID THE BRUSH PAST. AAAAAAAAAAA. It's crack for me. They didn't even look at each other!

-

Oh my gosh, she wants to got to Europe too. Just like Raj 🥹.

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DAMN IT RAJ COMING IN WITH THE MIGRAINE ASPRIN BULLSHITTERY. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. Beat him with the umbrella. Yell at him.

AND HE TOOK THE BEER ANYWAY? Oh my gosh, I hate him.

The daughters dancing with the mother reminds me of my own family. We did this often at home. Music and liveliness lives in my heart.

And angry dad. Yes dad. Justified dad. I'm on his side.

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"When a daughter grows up, her father's shoulders start to droop. But with a daughter like you, my shoulders do not droop but my chest swells with pride." - your honour, I love Simran's dad.

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AND HE HEARD HER PLEA AND LET HER GO TO EUROPE?!

Is this a romance, or we all out here simping for dad?

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ANOTHER TIME THEY MEET!!!!! AAAAAAAAA.

A N D - T H E Y - H O L D - H A N D S

Raj is a cheeky lad. I am not fond of him so far. I hope he improves for Simran's sake. The constant attempt to snuggle and flirt with her is driving me insane.

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Oh my gosh, she hates him. I love this. It's ticking my enemies to lovers box big time. Oooooooh and they're both going to the Paris Opera. And they hate it. This is funny.

Okay, I love Rocky.

HE USED THE SAME LINE ON THE FRIEND THAT HE DID ON HER. WHAT AN ASS-HAT. I HATE HIM.

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Yes baby girl, get your revenge on him my darling. Publically humiliate him by making him live up to his lies.

WHAT THE FUCK RAJ. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THAT PIANO?!

The Simran slow clap. An icon.

OH SHIT HE CAN ACTUALLY PLAY. Fuck him. I hate him. Damn it. Cocky arrogant prick.

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The iconic music scene. I still hate him, but he is so playful.

C'mon Simran, you can do better. (I can tangibly feel her tension and hatred rolling off her in waves). I also love her teal dress. I want one. Oh my gosh, her friend agitates me.

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The flower humiliation trick. I hate him.

AND NOW THEY'RE STUCK TOGETHER. THEY MISSED THE TRAIN. She's crying, you asshole. She hates you.

All this needs is a one bed trope.

-

Okay, the "passport car rental police interruption" was kind of cute. I half-expected him to accelerate as soon as she reached the passenger door.

OH MY GOSH AND THEN THE CAR FAILS.

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I CALLED IT. I CALLED IT. I CALLED IT.

Say it with me everyone:

One

Bed

Trope

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And she's staying in the barn. AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO STAY IN THERE TOO INSTEAD OF THE ONE BED. DAMN IT RAJ.

And then it's snowing. It's snowing. And they're too cold. And there's cognac. WHY DON'T THEY GO INTO THE BEDROOM. THEY'RE SO STUBBORN.

And she got to the cognac. She's a woman after my own heart. I adore her.

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SHE IS NOW AN INSANE DRUNK. She is feral, she is unhinged, she is about to break a window with a rock to get a pretty dress. They are singing, they are dancing, they are in love.

Shit.

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He had gone too far with a joke, she is crying, oh shit. He's sincere, confessing his love for her after being an absolute scoundrel. The gentle thumb caress on the hair. THE CUDDLE. "Don't joke like that ever again," "I'm sorry," -> romance.

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Okay. He has the same dream as her to fall in love. The call back to the original song. AAAAAAAA.

He's starting to catch feelings, I can tell. She's absolutely not yet though.

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The admission of love with the sincerity before the "pfffft, I'm joking. I'm a silly joker, aren't I" RAJ YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. She likes him, he likes her. Damn it.

"What if we fell in love, Simran? What then? 🤌"

"..."

GOODBYE MY GUY.

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"No I won't come to your wedding," he says with tears pooling in his eyes and glazing over with unconfessed desires and bitter melancholy.

He is so in love. He is so in love with Simran.

He is fantasizing about her. He can't help it.

Poor Simran thinks he hates her

HOLD UP SHE'S SEEING HIM TOO.

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DAD IS A N G R Y

Her confession is literally everything.

He's an angry dad. "We're leaving for India tomorrow for good." A sealed fate. Oh my gosh, this movie literally has every trope.

C'mon interrupted wedding. You can do it, interrupted wedding.

OR A PLANE TRIP. I'd take a plane trip.

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HE SHOWED UP AT THE HOUSE AND HE WAS TOO LATE. Oh my gosh, I love it. He's so in love with her.

And now they're in India and dad thinks he's won. The parents are so happy. They are all teary, I am all teary. We are all crying. Everyone is crying.

"I have held these tears back for 20 years," grandmama, I love you. You beautiful woman.

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Oh, the beau is a WANKER.

Okay, I'm rooting for you Raj. You can do it. Come get your lady. Simran deserves happiness with you.

I hate the beau. I can't. The dialogue and asshollery with the baby sister. Nooooooo. No, honey, no!

Side note: I am in love with the outfits here.

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HE'S IN INDIA. THE COWBELL RETURNS.

That field looks ripe for the running. You better run, girly.

SHE RUNNING. SHE RUNNING TO HER MAN!!! AAAAAAA. Their love is so tangible. I love it.

Those contrasting colours are spectacular.

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"I didn't come here to run away with you... I came here to make you my bride." OKAY RAJ, I SEE YOU. YOU HAVE WEASELED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART. DAMN IT.

He's if Buggy the Clown, Usopp, and Sanji combined into one beautiful man. He's so in love.

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RAJ, WHAT THE HELL MY GUY?! You were doing so well, and then you prank the fiance??!! What the hell??!!!

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Oh NO. PREETI LIKES RAJ. NOOOOOOOO. The beau's sister likes Raj. Raj likes Simran. Simran needs to marry her beau. ITS GLORIOUS.

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Dad recognises Raj. Ohhhhh nooooooo. Noooooooooooo. Oh no, how horrible. How beautiful.

I do not enjoy the fiance. I am glad I was swayed by the rascal, Raj.

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He's wooing all of the women in Simran's family. I love him so much. He is absolutely unhinged. He is trying so hard with dad, and it's just not happening for him.

This movie is amazing, I can't even.

OOOOOOOOOH NOW WE'RE BACK WITH THE FORESHADOWING WITH THE BIRDS.

AND RAJ IS DOING IT TOO.

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A STOLEN ALMOST KISS.

Oh my gosh, ♡♡ Anon. I don't know why I didn't watch this sooner. You should've been yelling at me way earlier.

Raj is trying so hard to win over dad, and it's just not happening 😭.

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"No idiot can give you a ring and take you away from me." -> be still my frozen heart.

And the little peck on the cheek 😭😭.

"I really don't like Kuljit... But I do like the man on the roof." SHE SAW THEM. LITTLE SIS SAW THEM TOGETHER. AAAAAAAAAAA.

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Simran you little shit, coming in hot with the bandage trick to avoid wearing Kuljit's ring.

Oh my gosh, Raj is singing to her again. WHY AM I SO IN LOVE WITH THIS??

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THE SCREAM.

The SCREAM I LET OUT WHEN DAD STARTED SINGING TO HIS LADY. THE GASP I GUSPED. THE SHRIEK I SHRUCK.

Oh my gosh, dad being playful. I am in love with Simran's dad. Also, Simran is gorgeous, j don't think I've said that so far.

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RAJ NOOOOOOOO.

How's he gonna get out of this one?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T INVITE YOUR DAD TOO.

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....do I have a thing for Raj's dad too.

What is wrong with me? Why am I like this?

AND WHEN HE BUMPED INTO AUNTY. AAAAAAA. MY HEART SCREAMED.

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The blessing from Raj's dad. The silence that held all meaning. My gosh. I am obsessed.

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Okay, the way I am going to incorporate some of these elements into Crocodaddy's Sapsorrow fic... The stubbornness particularly.

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NO MAMA NO

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YES MAMA YES

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Oh my gosh, you asshole Kuljit!!! I hate you. He's fully intent on cheating, isn't he? What a dishonest prick.

NOT GRANDMAMA

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Oh my gosh, how are they going to get through this? How are they going to get together? I'm literally screaming.

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YES GO OFF DAD

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Oh my gosh.

This movie.

This movie.

This damn movie.

Oh the confession, the fighting, the violence, the forbodence.

JUST AAAAAAAAAAAA

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"Let me go to my Raj"

"Go Simran. Noone could ever love you more than this boy. Go to your Raj."

C'MON MAN. C'MON.

[jichanxo]

Hmmm. Talk about Masaharu Kaito :3

first impression: oooooooh i wanted to like him so bad but it really took me a long time to be able to say with my Whole Chest that i liked kaito. i'm talking like, middle of the kaito files. yeah he's pretty great when he gets the spotlight huh

impression now: giant man 👍 he's fun i like him. that's bestie

favourite moment: would you guys hate me if i said "they won't stop coming on us"? okay fine i don't remember when exactly it happened but i remember thinking kaito was really cool towards the end of the kaito files. seeing him get angry and fighting for something that means something to him… that's some real shit (sorry this is such a generic answer 😭)

idea for a story: he should go on a date with mikiko again. he better woo the shit out of her all over again i'm so serious

unpopular opinion: i feel like not enough people have seen the kaito files… kaito is competent and can be a cool protagonist and exist outside of his relationship to yagami, actually

favourite relationship: stating the obvious here but seeing kaito and yagami together really is great. joking around and relying on each other and fighting together… good for them. good for them. also. even though they only hung out once. can we please make kuwana and kaito friends PLEASE. it also goes without saying that jun and mikiko are also a highlight <3

favourite headcanon: rggs can't trick me, this man is hairy

[arodrwho]

dw liveblog under the cut

so she's all about magic instead of science now? weird. she has to kiss the baby for the magic to work?

ah they're in the same bed together? didn't think they were close enough friends for that. nice though

....well thats' not real why would they kiss. very funny that it was so awkward and chaste though

oh the baby! poppy! hi. i saw sth about neurodivergence in a post but i dont know the context, i'm guessing it's about poppy tho? she was such an obvious nd metaphor in that space babies episode and she's doing echolalia rn it seems like so...

very...stepford. hrm.

ah. meta again. that's fun

oh hi ruby

"my name is john smith" of course it is

hm. once again youre in a weird reality. but you see through this one?

"did you say...ruby?" hmmm????? elaborate

OH MEL. HELLO. i love you

one more day til may the 24th. oh so the. this is before the earth is destroyed? did they say may 25 last episode idr

sth sth no partner or child so "i will sit in silent contemplation and be glad". hrm.

so was the cup falling because she said "no", like another form of denial? clearly in this context its about denying their reality but

...skeletons? what the fuck is the spider one

"so they could go and fall in love and marry and ahve babies. and then the doctor was all alone"

.....oh. shirley's homeless? ah. yeah okay i see what we're doing here

oh You. MOTHERed fucker

"you'd be saving her" ....weird. gross. hrm.

"you're a man. how can you find another man beautiful" oooooooh

!! belinda mother spotted!

"good little girl, then good little wife, then good little mother"

so like is that the boy she took?

....that's NOT the boy she took. that's podcast man. i am bad at faces

is he kissing the boy's forehead to have the power to control the weather and such?

"he's so tiny and he sustains this entire world" "and he never cries" --

okay so i was thinking there was part of a theme in there but that was the fucking. whats his name. that was the giggle. what the fuck

"well, you're my child in a manner of speaking. it could be said...you sprang from my loins" "that's the most disgusting thing you've ever said" lmao loom fodder

"i was getting rather fond of them. but tonight, we'll find him. the one who is lost. and then the great work begins"

so the rani made the weird fucked up dino skeletons right. are these just here for fun bc she wanted to do weird science or are they like. a part of the plot

shirley :( "no i shouldn't be talking to you this isn't right" ruby thats fucked up

"sorry but is your name shirley" "ruby" !!!! so YOU can remember things too

once again coming through with the disability commentary! also that vague post i saw NOT about poppy. this is much better i prefer this

"sure you have, you walk past it every day, but you ignore us"

hm. so not bc ur disabled but bc uve been thru an alternate reality before. that makes a kind of sense but i'd rather u were also disabled. for fun and for themes. tho u can find themes in this too

WHY do they keep making her mum do this to her in alternate realities. the fuck. real carla would NEVER do this

"we live outside the world, so we can see it better" yeah there's a thesis

"yeah because being blind gives you magic powers"

"we don't just sit here all day complaining. we've got plans. we're gonna bring down god. are you with us?" fuuuuuck yeah

HOLY SHIT. BRO??????? rogue???????????????

"tables don't do that. remember, tables. don't. do. that."

"more than that. i love you"

holy shit

belinda....... :(

oh shit that's belinda snatched too. goddamn

i cannot understand what ruby said when shirley called her ableist. shes' talking too fast and these captions are shit

oh its you guys. hi

also rewind. that bit with the rani talking about the time lords' secret. why did SUSAN's face show up. i thought it was talking about the timeless child. is tihs going to be a 'psych! susans the timeless child' thing

seal of rassilon. worm

<3 tardis. is you spelling it meant to be a susan callback

is poppy supposed to be susan. is that what we're doing here. but poppy was in space babies, so i dont think that can be right

why are they dancing. i barely know the rani but i didnt get the vibe from that episode that she was a slowdance kind of gal. not even for the drama

"all the world below is a world i have wished" yeah that tracks.

"it's full of mistakes and it cannot sustain itself, because you have doubts" this is a very essayable episode

"the truth is the doubts are not the problem. the doubt is the whole thing. if you question hard enough then doubt can crack open the whole world"

this is a weird plan for the rani. what's her actual motivation? this doesn't seem like an evil science experiment

oh woah that's fucked up. dyou mean thats the real world underneath?

but yeah like does she want to bring back gallifrey? that doesn't.. seem right but idk. ur whole world dying does things to a person

"he"?? ok so that's a motivation. but whom the fuck

OMEGA?????? the FUCK?????

classic fans eating really fuckin well tonight aint they

"i have a daughter. poppy is REAL. dont you know what that means?????"

oh fuck you and your TO BE CONTINUED. you WOULD do this.

fucking. baller episode. IS poppy supposed to be susan???? or her mother or w/e. dont know how i feel about this if thats the case. hm. hRRRMm.

regardless. episode was fantastic i wish to eat it

[youreavicioustrollop]

S4 E14: Survivors

to be honest, I'm going to re-watch the ending scene of episode 13 prior to starting the finale. like. i just need to.

OKAY, FEELING PROPERLY FERAL, let's start ep 14!

YES, action from the get-go!!!!! the suburban from the 118 is on fire!!! this nice man with the speaking role is great. he almost gets shot So Many Times!!!! bullets hit the fire engine's windshield!!!!

do i have thoughts about buck going under the engine and grabbing eddie and getting in the engine? not really!!! just holy shit this is SO dangerous! a LOT of active gunfire - the windows getting shot out where their heads were and all the rest!!! omggggg

crazy ride to the hospital.... eddie's SO pale now, and buck legitimately needed to check whether he was hurt when eddie asks! he's been so single-minded getting eddie to safety ... and like, "i need you to stay with me" is HURTFUL but "I need you to hang on, I need you to hang on" is absolutely devastating, equally if not more so.

also i'm glad we return to bathena mid-argument, thank goodness. hen tells bobby eddie's been shot!

buck still YELLING and ENERGY getting out of the truck (which, he's been practically standing in the moving truck the whole way there, with the door fucking blown off, of COURSE he's full of adrenaline) and then he has to deflate when they take eddie away, even though he doesn't want to. he's NOT okay.

okay athena, rolling up on a crime scene just because you can. of course you are.

OOF, buck's all changed and he walks outside for air and there's REPORTERS!!! yikes. and now taylor!!! sweet that she was worried about him. oh, okay, his pants aren't changed. it's not his blood. :((((((((((( oliver stark doing a GREAT acting job. he's SHAKING. :((((( "you can't go see his son looking like this" i mean, true. Taylor is right that he should go with him.

ooooooh, another firefighter has been shot! i like how multiple different storylines are finding out about it at the same time, all coming to the same/similar conclusions!

albert is all healed up! and with a smooth/organic way to introduce that info, too. noice. "it's been known to happen both ways" whether they hear news first or get kicked off the medical campus first!

"he's got a harder job tonight" (I'm side-eying and raising my eyebrows about how this is unequivocally Buck's Job, but there's no TIME) oooooooh nooooooo. :((((((((( this whole scene is SO MUCH. :( and you can see and tell that buck was SO unwilling to lie to chris when he asked whether he would be okay!!! he couldn't lie to this child who's already lost one parent! this child who knows that parents die sometimes! but luckily he got a terrifically timed text message that reassured him that he got out of surgery!

but he breaks down about it!!!! because he can finally breathe and let those tears out! :(((((((

athena with a sniper rifle is hot and that concerns me. why is it so hot. i've never had this immediate urge around angela basset before. what the hell. like, she's always been hot, but athena handling a rifle like this is super hot/??/??? is it the music cue? i'm confused.

so much is happening in this montage, i adore everyone here. eddie's on a ventilator! buck sleeping on the couch staying with christopher is So Much. (ana is at the hospital being a picture perfect partner waiting for news. my goodness she is beautiful)

there's a SWAT TEAM surrounding LAFD on calls??? jfc. that's So Much.

bathena talking and reconciling !!! athena you *shouldn't* have tailed him like a suspect, you're right. and yes, bobby's feelings matter around her attack! that's how serious relationships work! LOL, athena not telling bobby about the option of retirement BECAUSE he would be supportive and that's not what she needed! they're survivors! title drop!

(i just looked at the time stamp and omggg, so much has already happened this episode and it's got so much time left!)

buck and chris eating breakfast!!!! buck actually slept! chris says he snores, LOUD. (lol, this is so endearing to me). also as carla walked in i saw buck briefly from her POV and can you IMAGINE meeting this man with someone your own age who you are making dirty jokes about so that the woman goes on a date and now you know him as someone care-taking a child that is not technically his??? WILD.

"i'll go but i'm gonna need a nap later" chris gets his quips from his dad.

i love carla. she's so real mentioning that chris already lost his mom, he understands better than they'd like him to!!!! [oliver stark acting remains top tier here. beloved.] buck being fine bc he's not the one who got shot!!!! he's so focused on the harm that came to eddie he's not thinking about the harm that might come to himself!!!

nooooo, not a construction site accident!!!!! OSHA laws are all written in blood! also a CRANE, that's SO EXTRA DANGEROUS. arterial bleed!! oh NO and buck is already action. without being cleared!!!!! and he's not a paramedic! he's not got a med-bag or anything, he just grabbed a tourniquet!

can you blame him cap? yes! buck's gonna buck. my Goodness. talk about ravi being forever probie, buck is forever the young impulsive kid to bobby, hen, and chim! i mean he's being impulsive here, too, but Still.

the lens flare buck pauses at!!! so much drama and tension. also jfc that's such a high ladder. a tourniquet AND he has to cut a big ass cable!!!!!! those cables are THICK. like that's gotta be like two inch (or more) thick steel cable. i was wondering how they were gonna get the guy down.

buck knows the conversation already, so bobby doesn't need to say any of it! he knows the impulsiveness comes from his heart and wanting to help and that today was not that!!! buck knows what it was, it was him protecting everyone else by taking the danger on himself instead! OOF

oh hey taylor! "some weird reverse psychology thing" and now she's annoyed and mad at him too! and kissing him!!!!!! OH HEY! i was wondering when we'd get here. they're both SO PRETTY. buck looks so happy for a second, then confused. oh no, buck saying they should talk about it and then taylor leaves! but then before he can rush after her ana calls!!!!!!! EDDIE'S AWAKE!!!!!!!!11 buck RAN to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

eddie video-calling with chris!!!!!! he's with carla and she and buck have it covered!!! (i'm smiling so much :)))))) ) "you were there for him when i couldn't be. that's what matters" eddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <33333333333333 and his little exhausted side-eye at buck saying it would've been better for chris if he had gotten shot. like. what an out-of-pocket wild thing to say. eddie thinks that's wack and i agree with him.

THE BULLET BELONGS TO THE LAPD??? HELLO????? i mean i'm both surprised and also not surprised. like of course the lapd has enough firepower that this is true, athena was literally working with an lapd gun in the lil' montage! he accidentally shot a hostage! so he's noooot the best sniper.

awwwwwwww, maddie's quitting! she's being honest (or semi-honest) with sue! and she does suggest talking to chimney (yes please!) but it's a shame she probably doesn't know anything about PPD!

athena's got stripes on her arm which could easily make a man mad. not this man, apparently. hmmmmm.

oh no! they all took off their bulletproof vests because they think the sniper is in custody, but he's not!!! and now they're responding to a fire! and bobby got shot right after he was told to evacuate! oh no!!!

OOOOOOHHHHHH, Chimney going EXCUSE ME we are at a fire, which makes ME in charge. love that.

athena and buck powers combined makes a big, stupid plan possible. athena dressed as a firefighter going in after bobby is... Insane. it's a real shame buck didn't go in to help protect athena!!!

ooooh, getting real philosophical in here. "you think saving lives is a hard job, try having to take them" also athena walking through a fire with a loaded weapon sure is something!!!!! bathena adorable though, of course.

bobby being like "i didn't imagine that, right? you walked through fire?" adorable. cuties.

oh hey look, taylor at buck's apartment! "you didn't chase after me" TAYLOR, a) his boyfriend just regained consciousness (who almost DIED), you have to give him some grace, b) you have to allow for a man to listen to your words and actions, and running away means something! you have to be clear that you want buck! see? clearly!!!!

oh thank goodness maddie is talking to chim!!!!! JLH making me cry.

henren at the park being a cute family!!!!! NIA!!!!! HI!!!! oh this is sooooooo sweet!!!!!! <333

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EDDIE GETTING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL (and he looks so sexy, wtf) his thousand yard stare before buck comes in the room, wow. "i've been meaning to talk to you about something" aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

"you act like you're expendable, but you're wrong" AS IF THIS WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT BOBBY AND TAYLOR BOTH TRIED TO TELL HIM, but eddie's the one to get through to him, to make him stop and LISTEN!!!! oh wow, and we're at the end of episode montage and voiceover!

DEMI LOVATO'S SKYSCRAPER, I AM MAKING A HIGH PITCHED NOISE AND BURSTING INTO TEARS, oh NO

eddie's welcome home party is ana, taylor, carla, chris, tia pepa, and abuela!!! this is so cute.

talking about scars both physical and psychological and being a survivor over a demi lovato song i am CRYING VERY HARD

albert firefighter out of nowhere, okay!

a psa about PPD! that's good. very good.

also i have to rewind and watch that whole part again because i was so overwhelmed by the demi lovato song i barely listened to the voiceover or paid attention to the cuteness. jfc. (also i'm gonna go back and watch the will scene again because it directly proceeds the montage, why not)

aaaaaah okay, additional will scene thought(s): buck with scruff looks SO GOOD. yum! also, this scene in the context of the episode is SO juicy, because something DID happen to eddie, buck DID step up, he DID take care of christopher, kept him at home, kept him going to school, kept up his regular routine between him and carla WITHOUT BEING ASKED. need his consent for the will? we have PROOF that this is what buck would be doing ANYWAY, no legal obligation in place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and eddie just being so suave, he has this whole conversation mapped out, he goes Point by Point because this is a Big conversation and it matters to him because buck matters to him and he needs him to know that he's not expendable! but he doesn't put like, extra guilt in it, he just lays it out like all the rest of the facts! oof. OOF.

i imagine if i was watching this as it aired and was being a bit of a dunderhead and not picking up the buddie of it all prior to this, these two episodes back to back absolutely would have been my 'a ha!' moment.

love the blended family grant-nash slice of life, LOVED madney cuddling and JLH acting her ass off, loved the questionable ethics of a Nia and her birthmom picnic with henren (i think this is fine? idk though!), and i loved eddie's welcome home party! giving everyone kisses on the cheek (including ana, excluding buck and taylor (rude)). cuuuuties. confused about firefighter!albert and why it's right here? but okay? i guess? set-up for S5, i guess! eddie's all healed and in uniform on that rooftop, so like, i guess!

but mostly, that demi lovato skyscraper moment....... I assume not everyone already cries at demi lovato songs and has a memory of seeing them in concert and crying during skyscraper because it's literally written about her feelings healing after abuse..... Like. i don't know/think the music cue people necessarily had to know that?? but pairing it with bobby's (Bobby's!!!!) voiceover about being exceptional to be a survivor, it hit emotionally. like i can't tell if i agree or disagree or if from a more objective standpoint that was a good voiceover and song pairing because i cannot be objective when you use demi lovato's skyscraper. i just can't.

[alastair-1205]

Episode 16 reactions

Oooooh cool car

I can totally see how Wyldfyre and Robie’s personalities actually match tho. Like they’re both prideful in what they do and have that same little “Not that I needed help but thanks anyway” thing going on. It’s sweet. 

I love it when these two talk it’s so interesting omg

This poor kid is trying so hard to do the right thing and get his parents back 

HE DOESNT TRUST HIM. HES TRYING MAN 

HES SO MANIPULATIVE GOD HIS DIALOG IS SO WELL WRITTEN 

I can see why Jay so easily believed him lol

Y’all have the elemental master of EARTH WITH YOU-

They won. But at what cost 

YES HE WOULD ARIN

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THIS SHIT HAS BEEN WUS FUALT

Oh god Lloyd’s own communication issues coming to bite him in the ass 

Euphrasia!!

Noooooooooo she was doing so well :(

They’re gonna have to team with Zeatrix aren’t they

Oh that’s just not even fair to Tox wtffff

OH DAMN 

She’s putting it togetherrrrr

Frackkkkk man. He’s probably not even a bad dude, Ras is just using him too to get to Arin

This is like when ur friend is friends with someone who was an asshole to you. I feel bad on Arin’s behalf lmao

UMMMMMMMMM

WTF WAS THE RED SHIT? ARIN??? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

OH NOT THE WARPED VERSION OF THE MAIN LEITMOTIF HOLY SHIT 

Im gonna scream omfg

MR PALE GETTING TO BE BADASS LETS GO

I love that they’re bantering lmao. They know each other!!!

THATS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE YO. It suits him lol

THEYRE FREINDS AWW

Plz be Cole v Geo

Damnit

Frack is really sweet tho which is cool

Arin on the other hand is not doing so hot rn-

Cmon Cole you used to climb mountains for fun 

At least she owned up to it

Damn he was so close. But yea these contests seem biased

At least someone’s having a good time lol

It’ll be cool to see the dual power fights. Also did Geo win or loose or?

Wtf is a dragon icon 

Oooooooh huh. I wonder how he made the first one then if he needs elemental power to do it. Is that why there’s so many new masters? Did Ras kill the others for the last icon he made?

Oh that’s gonna be a brutal fight 

Cole was not prepared to deal with S1 Kai all over again lmao. I need them to be buddies now

I wanna write a pic about how it feels to have completely different elemental powers and how it feels to go without them for so long (even if the ninja are more used to it than most probably) 

COLE AND WYLDFYRE LMAO the duo I didn’t know we needed 

Oh these games are riggedddddd

Nokt doesn’t even have elemental powers why is he here?

Arin do be sulking

Oh Sora’s gonna get her ass kicked isn’t she

Omg I just realized. Sora not knowing spinjitzu is probably gonna be another reason Arin believes that Ras’ way is better 

Do none of the others see Arin just talking to Ras lol??

See and this game seems rigged in Sora’s favor. I think my earlier theory about Robie was right 

LMAO FRIED CINDER

Sora didn’t show of Wyld’s powers cuz she knew she’d get bit about it 

Oh yo it’s ghost Wu talking to Cole again

ALSO WHERE TF DID CLE GO AFTER SEASON 1 I JUST FUCKING REMEMBERED THAT WE HAVE NO IDEA

Oh Arin :(

WHERE ARE THESE THINGS COMING FROM