#oooh....

[magistralucis]

@absolut--kurant!

[beeqisch]

izutsumi but its this thing my cat does (licking my food)

[autism-corner]

waugh

[possamble]

oh they super understood the assignment this time holy shit

[ena-joelg-spotted]

ena (and very fierce dog friend) spotted!

TEETH

[girlmisfit]

@evlest : "we have one chance . don’t you see that ?"

DENIAL       EATS       AT       HER,       she's       trying       her       best       to       fight       the       urge       to       surrender,       to       be       free       of       their       parents'       expectations,       to       start       over,       here,       in       auradon       :       the       place       where       she,       they,       truly       belonged.          ❝       our       only       chance,       ❞          a       moment's       pause,       digits       make       their       way       to       dig       into       red       polish,       uncontrollable       habit,       notably       when       nervous.          ❝       but       what       if       .  .  .       what       if       it       isn't?       ❞          they're       finally       out,       the       possibilities       that       lingered       in       her       mind       ever       since       they       crossed       the       magic       border.          ❝       don't       you       ever       wonder       how       it       would feel       like       to       choose       good?       ❞

[pyrriax]

hi guys i need to make a post about flight in seraphim NOW i have too many thoughts ooooooh

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[gabrieldrawsstuff]

Knowing he would fail, he still tried

[awnrii]

here are my designs for Odysseus’s crew (specifically during the Troy Saga)

below are my post-Cyclops Saga designs :-)

can you tell im normal about Epic

[nine-aetharia]

y'all telling me the bourgeoisie butcher. the ceo sniper. the healthcare hitman. may have possibly shot that ceo with a vet gun like he was putting down a dog, wrote Deny, Defend, Depose on the bullets, and then deliberately left behind his backpack filled with monopoly money. y'all telling me that is his design

[frownyalfred]

Bruce is relatively levelheaded and normal about his kids (as much as he can be, at least) but he 100% turns into one of those moms who thinks their kids are going to get kidnapped in the Target parking lot whenever Ra’s Al Ghul shows up. All of a sudden they ALL need to be behind him, they need to hold hands, and Bruce is .03 seconds away from decking Ra’s just on principle. That’s how keyed up he gets.

[ilovedogboys]

CON PERMISO ZORRAS QUE YO SÍ SUBO GORDAS

[honey-doc]

THEY CUT THIS OUT NOOOOOO

[steveyockey]

no but I’m still pissed tumblr destroyed prev tags even on mobile because tags themselves are maybe one of the most interesting features of tumblr specifically BECAUSE the user base uses them not just for sorting posts (which doesn’t even work anyway SO) but for having conversations without having to add information or commentary into reblogs that clog up the post itself and intrude onto the space of the original poster. like it was a commentary track you could trace back to full conversations between sets of different people and they decided to just pull the plug for no good reason. I’ll never understand it

[sunderwight]

Bingqiu AU where Luo Binghe's the chosen village sacrifice to the evil deity who lives up the mountain.

Normally the village sends maidens, but they've more or less run out of expendable girls of the right age and, ahem, "virtues". So of course Luo Binghe's early life bad luck kicks in. In the wake of his mother's death there's no one to really care about what happens to him, he's fairly pretty, and the village leaders decide that if they dress him up like a girl the teenaged homeless kid should pass well enough. And hey, y'know, he's probably got a hard life ahead for him anyway -- dying in a brothel of some venereal disease or on the streets of exposure or starvation. At least as a sacrifice, everyone else gets to benefit from his loss! And the kid will get added to a shrine and be remembered as a hero! If anything, he should be happy about this!

Binghe is not happy about this.

But he's also a skinny underfed nobody who is easily overpowered, dressed up like a bride, and tied to a post. So. Not much he can do but wait for the evil deity to come and do whatever horrible thing he's gonna do to him.

Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is pretty sure he's been isekai'd into the over-powered hero of some kind of supernatural adventure story? He's not totally sure because he doesn't recognize the setting, but the signs are there. He's got a shrine-like base of operations (though it seems to have become corrupted/ruined, probably he has to restore it somehow), he has a very resilient and handsome new body with spiritual energy of some kind flowing through him, and a very clearly magical sword. Plus lots of neat starter powers! Though it feels like he has other abilities that have been blocked somehow? Probably he has to level up in order to access them.

When he treks out of his "base" and finds what seems to be a distressed maiden, he takes it for his beginner hero mission. The girl claims that she's been doomed to be sacrificed to an evil god. That sounds a little above Shen Yuan's pay grade for dealing with, so he unties her and decides that they had better just get out of the whole region altogether. He already packed up anything useful from his base, anticipating he might get caught up in an adventure once he left, so they follow the river away from the settlement until they reach another one.

While they travel, Luo Binghe tells Shen Yuan about the cursed deity, Shen Qingqiu, who was cast out of the heavens for slaughtering one of his brethren and has apparently being do-who-knows what to maidens from the local village in exchange for his "protection" ever since. Sounds like a real asshole! And also mid-level boss type bad guy at least. Shen Yuan hopes he doesn't have to fight him, but he probably will.

Thank goodness he found Binghe, though! Clearly the helpful little sister type! He's definitely going to require her assistance if he's going to figure out how to navigate this world and level up his skills enough to take on a god.