#oohh this photo

[chetter-holmgren]

This angle?! The lighting?! 🫠

[teddys-shion]

Two streetkids, a nomad, and a catbot walk into a bar...

[mushroomjar]

[Image Description: Screenshot of text that reads: I'll be really honest: Way too many of the people I've seen who loudly go "justice for magical girls!" on social media and act like they're defending the genre are just as guilty of treating it exactly like the archetypal fluffy-and-cute nothing-bad-ever-happens-here genre that the ironic parodies treat it as. Like I said earlier, Madoka is hardly that unusual as a magical girl anime, but even putting the edgelord fans aside, you'll often find people on the other extreme who act like anything that's sufficiently "dark" must be making a mockery of the genre. In the end, it's just a different form of the exact same thing: disregarding the range of depth that the actual genre has had for a long time now and framing it as something so fragile that anything remotely subversive to it is a threat. End Image Description]

In today's post, H.C., having heard the fallacy "Madoka killed the magical girl genre and made everything into ironic parodies or nostalgia milking" one too many times, goes into the actual reasons you don't really see as many new magical girl IPs nowadays and discusses how people who often claim to be "defending" the genre are actually just as guilty of underestimating it.

[tojilicious]

PAPA - PAPARAZZI !

pairing : gojo satoru x reader

synopsis : you're not sure how it started—but satoru loves to film you getting off on his fingers. what once started as a blue moon ordeal has blossomed into an every week ordeal, but you're not complaining! afterall, it's for satoru's eyes only .... right?

contents : perverted bf gojo satoru!! mentions of his bestie, suguru :3. lewd photography, lewd filmography, voyeurįsm, exhįbitionism, fįngering (f receiving), clįt stįmulation, gspot stįmulation, dirty talking, teasing, squįrtįng, satoru is a little slimy, nonconsensual sharing of video (with suguru!!!)

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it's not unusual for satoru to push you, his precious girl, onto your back━your legs obediently and generously spreading to make space that he wastes no time claiming.

he's between your thighs now, gracing your body with featherlight touches; your tummy flexing when fingertips ghost along your bare skin and hips bucking when his warm exhales spread over your nude thighs.

it's also not unusual for your stomach to stir when you hear his voice from down there, all too eager to make a promise to you; the same promise he'll make you every time he's got you in this position.

"if you relax and be good for me, i'll make you feel sooo good, 'kay, cutie?—i promise!" he chirps in a sickly sweet tone all while you feel him shifting ever so slightly, back and forth wiggles that you know the meaning of all too well.

he's getting his phone out.

you're not sure how it started, but what used to be a once in a blue moon type of ordeal transformed into something the two of you did often. satoru will lay on his stomach, nestling between your limbs and pointing his phone's camera right at your panty clad slit in order to play paparazzi!

all the times you lay perfectly compliant for him, plump mound covered by the cutest panties he's ever laid eyes on? photographed.

all the times your body would begin to twitch with impatience—pretty begs and wiggling hips pleading for his touch? filmed.

there's times where it almost feels excessive—like satoru needs to be filling up the hidden album of his photo gallery with that darling place of yours all the time.

but it's not his fault! you're just too irresistible!

how can he resist the need to whip his phone out and photograph your pudgy and fat lips when they're making a perfect and solid outline through the thin fabric of your panties? ♡ and sometimes, depending on how tight your panties are; he'll even see the shape of your pretty little nub's hood poking from between the top of your lips!

oh! it's just begging for his attention!

"oohh—baby." he'd coo, zooming in to focus on the tiny twitches your clit makes just from hearing his voice, "d'you need something from me?" he'd ask.

and when you give a measly nod of your head off camera—how can satoru not give in?

how can he resist the need to film the way your hips buck from him, for him? the pad of his thumb draws feather light circles onto your panty covered clit and as soon as your noises begin to vary in volume, so does the pressure of his thumb. from soft to firm, from firm to firmer—he repeats it over and over again until a damp and dark patch is forming on the crotch of your underwear.

it's not long after that that your panties are yanked to the side and his middle and pointer finger are sliding halfway into your cunt, his ears as well as the phone's microphone relishing in the sopping squelches your hole makes.

"nghhh- 'toru.." you mewl when his fingers are already knowingly ghosting over your g-spot.

"hm?" satoru hums, eyes flicking up from his phone to glance at your scrunched up face.

"y'think i'm living up to my promise, baby?" satoru's voice is so sweet despite the nature of the promise, digits parting to scissor inside your cunt.

it's so cute when you sob out, nodding your head with haste in response to his question right as your hole squeezes on his fingers like a vice. it's like your body is granting him the confirmation he's searching for; reaffirming that your nodding head is nothing but the truth.

the more reactions satoru can wring out of you, the fuzzier and dirtier his brain is becoming. your cunt is so unbearably hot around his fingers and the noises you're making are just too cute.

"you're making such a mess, cutie—fuck." satoru groans, heel of his palm opting to rub against your pulsating clit.

the stimulation has your hole spasming and drooling out more slick, satoru's absent hand pinching his phone screen in order to zoom in and capture each glob of essence that leaves his fingers glistening even more.

fuck, you feel so unbearably hot around his fingers and every time he tries to pull his fingers away—you're sucking him right back in and begging him to stay. the combination of your moans, the squleches of your cunt, and the fact that he can feel the pulses of your slick ridden walls is making his brain melt.

he needs to see more, he needs to make this his best video yet��and in a daze of hot arousal that's flooding his brain, his lips speak and the words he release shake you to your core.

"wha'dya think suguru would say if he saw you like this, baby?" the way satoru sighs his best friend's name whilst fingering you like it's a normal thing he does has your hips bucking before breaking into stutters.

glazed over eyes widen and you squeak out a choked little "'toru!" in shock as clammy hands grab onto your bedsheets for some form of grounding.

your reactions go far from unnoticed and satoru can feel his mouth salivate. he mentions suguru for the first time during such a lewd act such as this.. and instead of reprimanding him for mentioning his best friend—you're tightening around him? did you like that?

"did—did'you really get tighter from me talking about my best friend?" satoru asks and even though you can't see him, you can still hear the smirk in his voice despite the way he's trying to frame his question as disbelief.

"do you want suguru to see you like this?" his palm focuses more on your clit, circling the little bud as you mewl out a weak 'no' that satoru thinks—no, that he knows is far from the truth.

and he knows it's far from the truth because yet again, you're clenching the moment you hear his best friend's name. not only that; your cunt is starting to pulse and you're grinding into his palm with fever now.

"toru—toru.." your whine comes out as if you're warning him, "m'close.."

"yeah?" he murmurs and he presses his palm right into your sensitive bud, fingers now devilishly hooking right against your gspot and prodding with a mean pressure.

"don't tell me you're gonna cum .. y'gonna show the camera how you cum for me? or.." and as he leaves his sentence hanging as you're mewling different forms and pitches of the word 'yes', he adds on to his words.

"you gonna show sugie how you cum, baby?" and with a perfectly timed tap against your gspot and circle rubbed onto your clit; the tightening coil in your lower tummy snaps and you shriek in a way that satoru's never heard before.

"cummin', toru!" your brows scrunch together and your cunt spasms around his thrusting fingers that now work to aid you through your orgasm, wave by wave.

your tummy flexes as clear liquid dribbles out onto his hand, hips bucking and jerking with each generous burst of euphoria that spreads throughout your body.

"'toru—fuck, it's good,it's good!" mewls and cries spill from your lips as you ride his fingers and buck into his palm, tears frosting your glazed eyes.

your knuckles may stay white permanently from how hard you're grabbing the sheets, riding his hand before letting out a harsh exhale before ultimately falling against the bed.

and even as you breathe deeply, limp body melting onto the bed—your hips can't help but jerk as his fingers slowly slide out, his thumb teasingly brushing up against your overstimulated clit to spread your squirt.

a whimper leaves your throat and the retreating beep of satoru hitting the stop recording button is all you hear with your recollecting breaths.

"you okay, cutie?" satoru murmurs as he idles between your thighs, eyes locked onto his phone and forwarding through the video to make sure the angles were perfect.

"mhmmm.." you softly hum and as you weakly get onto your elbows in order to look at him, you can't help but ask—

"'toru... you—suguru isn't gonna see anything, right?"

the way you ask is so sweet that his studying eyes break from the screen to connect with you. a second passes and a reassuring smile is spreading onto his lips and the outer corners of his eyes crinkle, "'course not. just for me, cutie. all for me."

and of course, you return his smile and sigh in response to express your relief before you're letting your back hit against the bed.

"you think i'll be a good addition to your library?" you tiredly ask, rubbing your eyes before letting out an exhausted yawn.

"mm—definitely, cutie. you did so good!" satoru gently praised you, giving you a glance before bringing attention back to his phone. "thanks for letting me be your paparazzi, baby."

you relaxing was for the best—as it gave satoru the perfect opportunity to open up his message conversation with suguru, attach the video and hit send.

it's almost immediately after sending that that a chat bubble appears on suguru's side of the conversation and satoru's smile grows wider.

satoru loves being your paparazzi so much so that he'll do exactly what a paparazzi does. he'll take the photos and videos and send them over to someone who will enjoy them.

[cartierre]

ALLIGATOR BITES NEVER HEAL | d.starkey

SOCIAL MEDIA!AU drew starkey x fem!hamilton!sister (fc: doechii) odessa a'zion x fem!hamilton!sister (formerly)

notes: i've been so obsessed with doechii so badly lately (i mean look at her and her performances), she's awakened something within me and i fear the same has to be said about drew starkey i meeeaaaaannnnn notes pt2: disclaimer: this doesn't has a lot to do with formula one i'm sorry (but also not, this is my page i can do whatever i want)

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celebs_news Rapper Y/N Hamilton and actress Odessa A'Zion have reportedly called it quits after two years of dating. The couple broke it off officially this week after photos of Odessa with actor Drew Starkey roamed around twitter about a month ago. If she actually cheated on Y/N is unclear, the definite reasoning behind their break up remains unknown as well.

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user1 oohh odessa fumbled the bag badly

user2 easy solution: they should just become a throuple

user3 an angel just lost its wings

user4 my absolute power couple broke up i can't is love even real?

user5 it's 7 in the morning, i'm on my way to work, my day is absolutely ruined

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y/nhamilton "ALLIGATOR BITES NEVER HEAL" out now on all platforms!

spent a lot of blood, sweat and tears on this album. it's been such a personal journey the past few years and i'm happy to present what feels like my diary to you! wrote some songs a long time ago, some i added literal hours before the release since i've been through some stuff the past few weeks. it's messy, it's emotional but most of all, this album is all ME

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user6 hang this album up in the louvre, it's a literal masterpiece

user7 can't believe i live in the same timeline as y/n hamilton

lewishamilton i'm so incredibly proud of you! the artistry you bring to the music scene is out of this world, i love you sis ⤷ y/nhamilton ily bro, wanna hit up the studio together soon?

user8 i don't think my ears have been this blessed in such a long time

user9 y/n carrying the rap industry on her back as always

sza the creativity, the realness, this is a MASTERPIECE ⤷ y/nhamilton stahp ily babes

user10 get this woman her grammy NOW

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y/nhamilton what happenes in vegas stays in vegas or something along those lines

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user11 MISS Y/N WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON

user12 you can't just drop this on us

user13 y/n getting with the guy her ex girlfriend cheated on is so iconic yet questionable

user14 nobody is talking about the face cards they're both serving hello??!!

user15 dating rumours aside; nobody does fashion the way the hamilton siblings do

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y/nhamilton My body do things for you that I've never seen her do I open my spleen for you And I can do shit that you wouldn't believe I'ma surrender my body to please you

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Chris Sturniolo bf headcanons *ੈ✩‧₊˚

Chris Sturniolo x Female Reader

✪ Takes photos of you all the time for you and always insisting on letting him take pictures of you anywhere you guys are

✪ "oohh y/n, pictures here would look so good" and if you disagree or dont want to he'll keep trying to convince you to let him

✪ buys you lots of cute trinkets, if hes at a store and sees something you'd like then hes instantly buying it

✪ or if you say you want something online or in a store, he'll buy it for you as a suprise

✪ loves cooking for you, maybe the food isnt really that good but he doesnt have to know that

✪ if hes on tour and you suprise him by going to one, he'll literally burst into tears almost because of how happy he is to see you

✪ then he'll be so sad when its over and you have to go

✪ "just come with me for the rest of the tour, pleassee"

✪ if youre too tired to, he'll help you take your make up off before bed

✪ along with that, he loves helping you with things like that all the time, whether its tying your shoelaces or putting on your lipstick for you, he loves doing it

[angelsdvsts]

as he steps closer towards her, she tries not to react. eyes pierce through his, swallowing the lump down her throat. how was she supposed to tell him all that when she knew for a fact it wasn’t true. “nobody knows all my weak spots,” she scoffs locking gazes with his. “he’s way better than you ever were,” lying straight through her teeth as lips curves into a sweet smile.

"you don't want me?" he stepped close to her, them just inches apart. "then tell me. tell me he's better at everything, that he knows all your weak spots."

[myobsessionsspace]

Okay so my theory on the screen in Who mv is that it’s a device, it was never hinting at a collab.(unless one with you know who comes along than yay!!)

call it a plot point if you will, but it’s literally and figuratively falling from the sky to block Jimins path, to turn his direction.

When you think about the lyrics and what the song is asking, ‘who is my heart waiting for’ , notice no question mark of course… so less a question more a statement.

To me, it’s Jimins walk through his questioning himself and his wants/desires. So him thinking of a girl, one that society dictates he should want or find, but that’s not WHO caught his eye, or his heart. If you watch the video and the dancing he is trying each girl he comes across but none is right. He dances west side story style with 6 other men, bts, at first, with the girls. The next time the men are seen on screen one has disappeared interestingly enough, leaving 6 men dancing…

then Jimin walks forward but the screen crashes down, blocking Jimins path, telling him to keep going…

the screen then rewinds and he walks down the street again, this time he doesn’t interact with the women, he walks past them, doesn’t touch them.

then in the end there is a tornado of love (from the postcard at the start), it’s come to rip apart or shake up everything he thought was true, or I guess required. He sings passionately but he cannot keep up with the group dancing until the second part of the chorus, he’s accepted himself is how I see it. The street empty and he walks away.

now the tornado is also a device of sorts and some screenshots of it also show is has a face within the swirling vortex. There are fireworks etc it’s all going off.

There is a lot of queer coding in the video, the colours, the signs, the way the vhs /auto calibration to go back as a above, I’m sure there are many meanings etc, he is extremely clever I’d say.

Also keep going being a saying often used in real life and also in fiction… as well as are you sure? It’s literally in every ff ever. Coincidence maybe but still fascinating to me.

anyway, that’s my two pennies, my only other though is that using the phrase on Ays for the photo stills was a way of tying it together but it also could be as I said above use of a very common phrase

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Thank you for sharing 💜

[libraryofloveletters]

Oohh I need a social media au for pierre and reader childhood best friend!

I figured you just wanted them to be besties so I kept it platonic! hope that's okay :) // all photos from instagram and/or pinterest

besties for the resties

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youruser: I don’t want to get all cheesy on instagram and I promise I’m not crying as I write this (I totally am) but I am beyond proud of you. watching you achieve your dreams mean as much to me as they do to you. love you to the moon ♥️

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pierregasly: now im crying 🤣 love you ❤️

↪️youruser: ❤️❤️❤️

pgfan10: their friendship is soooo cute 

yukitsunoda0511: I am crying too 

↪️youruser: sending tissues your way bestie 

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pierregasly: monza dumpppp 🇮🇹

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youruser: who’s the hot girl in slide 3? 

↪️pierregasly: some girl I saw and thought was cute 

↪️youruser: you do understand that’s giving Joe from you right?? 

alphataurif1: trophy pic >>> 

yukitsunoda0511: made it into the dump, am I cool now 

↪️pierregasly: always were 😘

charles_leclerc: ❤️❤️

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youruser: pierre: a compilation - happy birthday 🧡

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pg10fan: why is he always making weird faces 

↪️youruser: wish I knew bestie 

pierregasly: merci mon amour ❤️ could of used better pics tho

↪️youruser: I just clicked on the ones with the weird guy and assumed it was you 👍🏽

charles_leclerc: joyeux anniversaire pierregasly 😘

↪️pierregasly: merci mon ami!❤️❤️

[daydreamingyuta]

could I request like female idol x jaehyun idol going to a bruno mars concert in Korea together

And the song finesse comes on and you know the part that goes fellas grab ur lady if ur lady fine😭 and he does that😝

and somehow it gets dispatch finds out

Finesse | Jaehyun

summary: fluff, drabble, dispatch exposing your relationship with Jaehyun after getting caught attending a Bruno Mars concert together. wc: 809 a/n: Hi! Thank you for requesting! sorry it took so long but I had sm fun writing this because it reminded me how good Bruno Mars songs are! (Also in one part I mention that y/n is in aespa, I hope that's ok!) <3

“You make me feeell like I’ve been locked out of heaaaven for too longgg.” You and Jaehyun sing in unison, not caring a single bit if you were in key or not. 

When Jaehyun had asked you if you wanted to go to the Bruno Mars concert with him, you couldn’t say ‘yes’ fast enough. Countless dates with Jaehyun have ended in the car singing his songs at the top of your lungs with the windows down, the wind not even close to drowning out your passionate singing. 

You had been a little nervous about going since your relationship with Jaehyun was not public yet, but he assured you that you didn’t have to worry. You both wore hats that covered your faces pretty well and your seats were out of view from most people in the audience, so you really thought you didn’t have to worry. 

As “Locked out of Heaven” ended, Bruno Mars switched to a slower song “It Will Rain.” Lights lit up all around the arena from the flashlights on everyones phone. You both joined it, swaying your phones along with the crowd and singing, “There’ll be no sunshine if I lose you baby” 

At the very end of the song, Bruno Mars stepped away from the mic and let the crowd sing the “oohh” part, and it was magical. You and Jaehyun laughing at each other when you saw that you both got goosebumps from the beautiful moment. 

Just when you thought the concert couldn’t get any better, you hear the beginning notes of Finesse, one of your all time favorite songs. Using a half empty water bottle as a microphone, you and Jaehyun sing and dance along. 

You sing, “Fellas grab your lady if your lady fine.” while Jaehyun grabs your waist and pulls you in close to him, swaying to the music. Your cheeks hurt by the end of the song from smiling so much, you truly didn’t have a single care in the world and it was easily one of the best concerts you’ve been to. 

──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────

The rest of the night you were on that concert ‘high’ that you always get after a fantastic concert. You didn’t feel a single negative emotion, until the very next day when you were woken up by Jaehyun’s manager calling him. This wasn’t too uncommon of an occurrence, so you closed your eyes again and tried to go back to sleep until Jaehyun shot up in bed right next to you. 

He involuntarily grabbed your arm as he listened to his manager. They talked for a while and when Jaehyun hung up, his face was pale white. Still, he smiled at you and stroked your hair like he always did when you woke up next to him. 

“Is everything alright?” You ask, sitting upright alongside him. 

He nodded his head, but when his phone dinged with a text from his manager, he let you see for yourself what was happening. You grab Jaehyun’s phone and click the link to a Dispatch article. 

The bolded title read: “NCT’s Jaehyun and aespa’s Y/n go Home Together after Attending a Bruno Mars Concert.”

The first photo attached was a blurry picture of you two getting in the same car. “You can really tell that’s us.” You say, trying to think positively. 

Jaehyun hums in response as he watches you scroll some more. If you thought there would be room to deny the allegations, you were proved very wrong when multiple videos started playing of you and Jaehyun dancing together, specifically during the song Finesse. 

There was more to the article but you set his phone down in your lap. A million emotions were flying through your mind, but after a couple of moments you found yourself laughing. Jaehyun laughs along with you too, because of course this would be how your relationship leaked. 

You had both spent so long being so secretive about everything you did together and now that it was finally out, you couldn't help but feel relieved. 

“Am I wrong for being kinda happy about this?” Jaehyun asks you. 

“Honestly I think I feel that same way.”

Jaehyun scoots closer and wraps his arms around you. “I hate hiding you from everyone.” He whispers, kissing you on the cheek. 

“Me too” you say, leaning your head against the bed frame and looking at him. He kisses you and you both melt into each other, feeling like a million years worth of stress just flew away. 

Obviously you were still going to have to deal with the consequences of this coming out, but you had this weird feeling that everything was going to turn out alright. You and Jaehyun will have each other no matter what, and you knew that he wasn’t going to let anything get in the way of what you two have. 

[got-pucks]

greatest day of my life || trevor zegras x readerc

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trevorzegras alexa, play greatest day of my life by zach bryan

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[musette22]

ooh Minnie in the gifset that you just reblogged Sebastian talks about my favourite Evanstan moment which is when his mom wanted to take a picture with Chris. I can just imagine Chris being so overwhelmed and wanting to make a good impression on her and giving his best mega watt smile and maybe even a hug because Chris is a hugger! And Seb was probably a bit flustered with the camera not working and finally getting it to work and was probably so grateful to Chris for being so sweet and patient and his crush in him just gets bigger! ❤ I wish we what been able to see that picture

Oohh I know honey, isn't it just the cutest thing ever? 🥹 Chris was already a pretty big star back then, and moreover, Sebastian had probably been gushing to her about what a great guy Chris was, so Mama Stan simply had to have a picture with him 🥹💖 It's just so CUTE

And Chris is such a mama's boy himself, and had probably heard so much about Seb's mom too, that he definitely also was a little nervous and honoured she'd want to take photos with him! I can definitely imagine him hugging her, absolutely, and I am just swooning at imagining the look on Sebastian’s face in that moment 💕 Like, he already had a bit of a crush, but then to se Chris being so sweet to his mom, the person he loves most in the world? 🥺 Big moment for all involved no doubt, and probably extra memorable to everyone involved because they had to try a few times before it worked 🥰

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[cat-angel-936]

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Chris con un libro sobre lobos y otros caninos: ¿sabías que los lobos demuestran cariño latiendo sus bocas? Encantador

María: uh si, ¿es una indirecta? *mirada coqueta*

Chris: que? Cual indirecta?...*se da cuenta* ¡No, no es lo que piensas! ¡No quiero besarte! Bueno digo, si quiero besarte...¡Aaaaahhh! *muy rojo y en pánico*

María: *riéndose por dentro*

Zach con Jimmy y Aviva de tras de él como un tren: ¡Scruch! A su derecha podemos ver a dos lobos en su hábitat natural *seseñala a Chris y María*

Jimmy y Aviva: Oohh...

Zach: como pueden ver el macho no es muy bueno en el ritual de apareamiento

Aviva: aww *toma foto*

Chris: ¡No están ayudando!

Inglés

Chris with a book about wolves and other canines: did you know that wolves show affection by beating their mouths? Charming

María: uh yes, is that a hint? *flirtatious look*

Chris: what? Which hint?...*realizes* No, it's not what you think! I don't want to kiss you! Well I say, if I want to kiss you... Aaaaahhh! *very red and panicked*

Maria: *laughing inside*

Zach with Jimmy and Aviva behind him like a train: Scrunch! To his right we can see two wolves in their natural habitat *points to Chris and María*

Jimmy and Aviva: Oohh...

Zach: as you can see the male is not very good at the mating ritual.

Aviva: aww *takes photo*

Chris: They're not helping!

[infamous-if]

hellooo!! there was an ask a while back that said it took seven a minute to change their phone background after the split. so i wanted to ask, what are all the ROs phone backgrounds right now and would it change in a relationship? thank you!

hi! and oohh omg i like this question and i thought long and hard lmao

Orion: has the default iPhone background that comes with the phone. He never changed it and wouldn't change it even in a relationship mostly to avoid prying eyes from asking about it. His home screen however...a picture of his partner, surely

Seb: background is of Maya. A school photo, definitely (the ones in front of those dated blue backdrops lol). In a relationship he'd change it to Maya with his partner together.

Seven: current background is of a quote from their favorite author. something deep and then one of Soft Violence together as their home screen. Maybe a solo selfie of Seven and their band members. In a relationship? Seven loves to flaunt those they love so they'd change their backgrounds to them and their partner together.

Seven’s background with MC used to be photobooth pictures, so maybe that again? Though I do imagine Seven having that on the back of their phone inside their case (like a kpop photocard LOL)

August: August's background is a very generic picture of the woods or something. Nothing special. August would probably change it to something not too obvious in a relationship: like a picture of MC and theirs hands interlocked or something hm

G: G’s background is definitely a saucy photoshoot picture of themself because they love their face or a picture their photographer took of the crowd during a concert or of them performing. I don’t see G changing it in a relationship. If they’re super super in love, then yeah. Maybe. They do love emojis though so they’d have a bunch of heart emojis in the contact name in a relationship.

Vic: Victoria’s is one of her and G together. Or maybe a picture of an accomplishment of hers: like her name on a marquee or something. She would definitely change it in a relationship. She’s big on that. It would be pictures of her partner everywhere haha

[prettytoxicrevolver]

Oohh 15 and Cole!

“I look dumb,” Cole complains as he stands in your giant backyard, a frown on his lips.

“You don’t look dumb,” you say, walking over to him after making sure the camera is set up the exact way you want it.

“You won’t even be able to see my face,” he exclaims, gesturing to the white sheet with two holes cut out to represent a ghost.

“Okay but isn’t that the point?” you ask, confused by his frustration.

Cole and you had been dating for almost a year now and he had yet to even soft launch your relationship to any fans or outsiders. He was terrified that you would get all sorts of hate even indirectly and he never wanted to be the cause of your pain. He was always doing so much to make sure you were safe and comfortable.

“Well yeah but,” he starts but trails off unsure of what he wants to say.

“Coley,” you say, grabbing your boyfriend's hands and forcing him to look at you. “It’s going to be fine.”

“I just don’t want,” he begins again but you interrupt him.

“I’m an adult, my love, I can handle a bit of criticism if it comes my way. If it makes you feel better, I won’t even look at the post after it’s up.”

Cole nods, trying to convince himself that everything really would be okay. He had known from day one that you were it for him, the idea of anyone hating you or criticizing you did something so violent to his heart it scared him.

“Come on,” you say, leaning up and pressing a kiss to his cheek. “Let’s take a few photos for your insta and then we’ll do normal ones for mine.”

Cole nods and slips the sheet over his head, adjusting till he can see out of the eye holes before sliding his matching sunglasses down onto his face. You join him, your first photo being the two of you holding hands. The next is Cole draping himself over you, and the last is a kiss through the thin white sheets.

“Okay, that was fun,” he admits when he pulls the sheet off and throws it on the ground.

You take a few normal photos and Cole immediately makes one his lockscreen when the two of you head inside.

Cole is still a nervous wreck after posting the photos, but he finds his fans utterly supportive and practically obsessed with you and y’all’s relationship.

“I love you,” Cole says, pressing a long kiss to your lips and your heart soars.

[inanimate-reboots]

Alrighty!

Spawns a can of magical bristle dye

This'll magically change to whatever color you want it to depending on how you're feeling. And of course you can reserve a wish!

Spawns 2 batches of wires

Little waste of a wish, but I admire your dedication.

Spawns an alarm system for if anything that could endanger the reboots (mostly cobs) comes too close

Had to take that one a little more literally.

And lastly, Mephone. I can only really make thise kinds of miracles happen in my own realm where I completely lack limitations, but I do have an idea that might at least be a little therapeutic.

Spawns a little shrine in mephones room that contains plushies of every single OG contestant, complete with a nice group photo of everyone

And lastly,

Makes an impenetrable forcefield blocking any and all interference with the shrine

I know the shrine could technically count as more than one wish, but eh. With that and the forcefield, that makes 2 wishes. If you don't mind, I'd like to make the last one for you.

Spawns a pretty hefty bag of cookies

Take care of yourself, alright mephone? We all know you'll figure this out somehow.

💡 - Oohh!! Look look!!

🖌 - huh.. is that really dye?

💡 - YEAH !!!!! We can use it on your bristles !!!!!!

🖌 - Yeah we-...

Bzzz. Paintbrush takes out and looks at the dimensional device.

. . .

...oh right. The wedding.

💡 - THE WHAT!??!

🚽 - YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

🖥 - I appreciate it. It'll be handy

📱 - . . .

Mephone4 wipes his eyes, and holds the cookie bag close.

....thank you.