#ooc: i hope i did this right

[breezeybreanne]

🥤 [ from tyson ]

"So I have this grimace shake... it's very purple... and has a lot of hype around it so clearly I have to try it. Bottoms up." Breanne took a few sips of the milkshake.

Morgyn would not be pleased to see the end results. Breanne lying on his kitchen floor, the purple shake everywhere. Breanne posed similar to those who had seen The Ring video. It was the creepiest post she could think to pull off on the spot.

[bipbopdepmop]

short boatem summer fic

based on this post -> (link) by @applestruda

Picture this: 

It is the hottest day of the year. The sun beats down relentlessly upon any poor sap that gets caught out in it. The heat can only be described as ‘being hit in the face with a sack full of bricks that have somehow been set on fire.'

We see the Boatem crew going about various activities as the very same sun spills into an overly warm room onto well-worn floorboards. The room is small and neat. There is a crooked green carpet on the floor and pictures on the wall of five laughing people. It is a room that has seen lots of love. 

A fan whirs steadily in the background. Impulse turns the page of his book, letting out a long sigh. Mumbo waters his plants, mumbling to himself and occasionally making a noise that is either pleased or disgruntled as he inspects his plants. So far, he has said “Ah!” in a pleased way fourteen times and “oh!” in a displeased way twelve times. Scar began counting an indeterminate amount of time ago out of sheer boredom. He’s been sitting in front of the fan for what feels like forever. It’s only been five minutes. Jellie meows. Impulse turns another page. Time drips by like honey. Every heat-filled second seems to take an hour to pass. 

Footsteps. Enter Grian, bright wings flashing at the edge of Scar’s vision. He would look over, call out a greeting but that would mean exposing his face to the heat. Grian is not worth braving the heat, he decides.

“I am never going to move again,” Grian complains. “I am just going to lay here and melt.”

“That seems like a good plan,” Impulse agrees with a small chuckle from the only shady corner in the room. A foot prods Scar’s side. 

Poke. “Scar, move over.” Another, more insistent poke. 

He turns his head, just a little. The right side of his face is now uncomfortably warm, exposed to the Void-forsaken heat. Grian really does look terrible, hair plastered to his forehead, face red and sunburnt and ear-feathers limp. 

“I was here first!” Scar says, a bit indignant. First dibs, right? “Go get your own fan. There’s one somewhere around here.” He ducks a little, but not enough to avoid the wing that whacks him in the head.

“Ow!” he says halfheartedly, turning his head to face Impulse. Ah, sweet, sweet relief for the right side of his face, not so much for his left. “Impulse, Grian hit me!” 

“Grian did nothing of the sort,” Grian interjects, tone bright and innocent-sounding. Another wing whacks Scar again. “Scar’s the one hogging the fan.”

With a long suffering sigh, Impulse looks up from his book. The glare that Scar receives is just short of withering. Got it. Don’t interrupt Impulse. Scar yelps as he is rudely pushed over onto the floor and into the sun. The floor burns to the touch. His poor, poor, super muscle-y arms. Betrayal! Blood! Trauma! Death! He will never forgive Grian for this. He will pay. 

A thump. Grian’s sigh of sheer relief is almost pathetic. Sure enough, Grian’s face is now inches from the fan, eyes closed in pure joy. Scar groans dramatically. 

“Grian, how could you? My very own brother-in-arms!” 

Grian scoffs. “Like you wouldn’t do the same.”

“Me?” Scar gasps. “I would never.”

“Oh you absolutely would,” Mumbo says with a snort. 

“Fine, fine! I see how it is around here. No love for good ol’ Scar! C’mon Jellie, we can go join the Big Eyes Crew. I bet they have a fan. I bet their fan is bigger than ours. After all, Bdubs’ smile is the biggest there is. He’s probably got the biggest fan too.” Impulse snorts and turns the page. Grian’s wings rustle. Mumbo makes his fifteenth “Ah!” His plants must be doing well.

Scar sighs, pulling himself into an upright position and drapes himself over Grian’s shoulders. “See, this way we can share the fan!” 

“Scar,” Grian whines, dragging his name out exasperatedly. “You’re too warm! Go away.” 

“Come on Grian, you can say it,” he teases, smiling. “I’m too hot. I’m too hot for you.”

Scar grunts as Grian elbows him in the side, throwing him off his shoulders. Huffing, he leans against Grian’s back instead. If he can’t get the fan, a nice backrest will do. Even if that backrest has really, really pokey bony wings that dig into his back. Maybe he’ll take a nap and when he wakes up, it’ll all be over. He closes his eyes.

After what barely seems like ten minutes, he hears Pearl say “What’s all this? You guys look absolutely pathetic.” Cracking his eyes open a little and turning his head to face her, he sees her in all her moth-y glory, standing over them. She has a shopping bag in one hand. Slowly, she reaches in and pulls out-

A freezer pop.

Scar might cry. He’s never seen such a beautiful sight. He might pick Pearl up and twirl her around in joy if it weren’t so dang-blasted hot.

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[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

It is i! The one who collects the random facts!

(And forgets if my questions have been answered or not!)

Can Pep do the whole "Take off my head and throw it at Peppino" thing? Like he did in Pizza tower? Since in this Au he's more... melty.

(I have offhandedly mentioned it a few times, but yes, Pep can remove his head like in game (anything that happens in game, assume he can do). The fact that he is 'melty' does not affect his ability to do so - unless he is upset and unable to hold his form, making parts of his body fuse into each other

In fact, all clones (Fake Peppinos and Peppiclones alike), can remove their heads, and it's kind of a bonding experience to swap heads for a while hehe

Anyway, Pep brain jumpscare raugh!!!

[leontheluxuriousone]

Another Leo. Great. This one looks gayer than the other one.

-@last-ronin

Nice to meet you too, dude…

wait- who even are you????

[elliscousland]

good news: i am feeling way better overall, the antibiotics are doing their job & i am way thankful for it. i've also got some appointments to keep up on the og issue & dealing with this has put me on the fast track to getting / keeping insurance!

bad news: i do think i got sick from sitting next to a little girl in the er & that is kicking my ass so everything in my life is way behind right now. i want to write, but i have to clean house before i clean drafts lmao

[a-hell-of-a-time-archive]

Mains/Affiliates/Ship Exclusives Call!

Decided to actually post this today, but it's going to take a bit to get the page set up on my blog.

Some definitions I will be using, and with permission from @onlyheartaches:

Mains - Your muse is the default when being referenced in threads. Example: X's Lucifer is the one I reference in my threads. Affiliates - Your muse's blog and canons has extensive ties to my muse's canon. Example: X's Stella is the Stella for my Andre and both share the same/similar plot canon to our respective blogs. Ship Exclusives - This means that your muse will be the only one I ship with. This is also the section for my ship partners! Example: @stolsas will be the ONLY Stolas I romantically ship with Andre.

Now there can/will be some overlap with these since this is new to me and I'm still hammering out the specifics. I also write a lot with duplicates but there will be some who are my mains/affiliates over others.

Please feel free to send me asks/DM me if anything's confusing and I shall try my best to answer!

That being said: Please like this post if you wish to be added to one of the above lists! Also comment on this post with the list you wish to be added to!

Right now my lists include the following:

Mains: @micsmasmuses (Beej for Andre, Stolas for Octavia), @avispatr, @onlyheartaches (Stella) Affiliates: @checkingintohell-jc (Vassago), @keeperofquestions Ship Exclusives: @checkingintohell-jc (Vassago + Andrealphus), @micsmasmuses (Beej for Andre), @akumanomorii (William + Andre), @copaceticjillybean (Jillian + Andre), @stolsas (Stolas + Andre)

[ask-the-6-souls]

This question feels directed to the creator themselves but is there any rules when it comes to ocs/characters interacting with the kids?

OOC: I guess the big one is not to have canon characters- either from UT or UTY- interact with the kids. There's a piece of worldbuilding I want to establish (that has been partially done so but not explicitly yet), but aside from that, I don't think so!

[tenebriism]

// Ugh. I'm sleepy and bitter today, and also at work, so I may be a tad on the quiet side until I wake up a bit more. Bright side, I finally made it to Dawntrail thanks to @hyaciiintho helping me through the last bit of Post EW, so that's very exciting! :) I'm looking forward to exploring more of these new regions ( and Wuk Lamat is a breath of fresh air, tbh. If you don't like her [ for the ridiculous reasons I've been seeing on Twitter ], I fear I must ask you to leave, lmfao. )

[rubiesintherough]

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[farmboy-jimie-stardew]

(Logically Jimie would sound like me, since he is a self insert character, but I don't want to inflict that on the poor guy, so I'm choosing to say that his voice (his singing voice at least) sounds like this. (Mind you, this is incredibly self indulgent, because I would kill - not literally - to sound like Dallon Weekes. Guy's voice is infuriatingly pretty.))

[godblooded]

every single minute i feel like a pressure valve that’s winding up too tightly and any minute it’ll just pop.

[celeste-dennel]

Upcoming test in french class:

French 1: Présente toi + tes hobbies

French 2: Orale, présente toi et parle de tes hobbies et de ta famille en parlant.

French 3: Les expressions françaises.

French 4: Les transports en commun.

French 5: Exercice d'écriture, écrit un texte te présentant toi, ta famille, tes animaux et ton école.

[zoomingupthathilla]

I couldn't help myself.. max has decided she wants a tree her friends can decorate.

[mechahero]

@asurastro asked- I think a Fanon Lambda just gets traits added on every other week/month or something. Not even in a multiverse way just the same mainverse Lambda getting heaped with details that aren't accurate. Fandom infighting results because they're confident Lambda would cheat on a partner vs grant pardons to everyone who's ever committed wrongdoing against Motor City. Tell me what the “fanon” interpretation of my OC if they were a canon character would be (accepting!)

//Oh too true. People adding traits to a character and then treating those traits as if they are canon and getting into fights because someone else points out that that's not something a character does/would do happens a lot in fandoms. So for Lambda to get hit with the random roulette so frequently... I can only imagine massive, insult laden fights and people shouting down other people rightfully pointing out that he wouldn't do (insert trait/thing that is way way out of his wheelhouse).

A lot of it would probably also stem from the fandom outright ignoring how he would hate, to use your example here, cheating. Or, tied in with that, ignoring something pre-established for something that likely won't make complete sense with him. Which yes, it's having fun and what not but there comes a point where it would better off being made an AU or a different verse instead of tacking it onto a main verse and getting pissed at people when they don't go along with it.

Tl;dr it would be a mess lmao.

[flameheroesjourney]

((Honestly the ending of mha just proved once and for all that literary comprehension is dead.))

[charmac]

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