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if u have never watched great british sewing bee with a professional seamstress you are severely missing out. my mum helpfully lets us know what they are doing wrong, and mentions the fact they magnetise their pins every week,
#seriously its the best#why is he cutting it you dont need to cut it?#oo thats hard#DONT USE A ZIGZAG STITCH FOR THAT#-all quotes from my mother#belle speaks#sewing#sewing bee#great british sewing bee#british#england
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well that one comic panel with baby erik activated the sleeper agent in my brain that goes feral for de-aging angst... if you had the choice between erik protecting a suddenly de-aged charles or vice versa, which would it be and how how many years are they losing?
are you trying to killme. this amya very well kil me
#snap chats#sorry 1.) i have drank 2.) i just finished watching shame and the ending hit way harder than i thought it would#maybe its because of Aforementioned Drinking but i need to lay down and throw up#this isnt a shame review tho ill put my On Topic Rambles now#both hit hard for relatively the same reason. or at least foils of a reason Does That MAke Sense i dont know i cant feel ym forehead#becaue like .. charles couldve greatly benefited from having a protector in his childhood- as did erikt oo of course#like with charles he forgave his mother for not being able to do anything against his stepfather And Thats Incredibly Valid#bless his mother she did all she could and so with this scenario im led to imagine an alternartive or someting similar idk#charles is so gentle but that doesnt always work- he needed someone to kick and scream and fight for him growing up#and so im forced to imagine if the likes of erik was there to protect him as akid#similarly with erik charles being there as a caring figure and to just be like#'hey please dont let this world squander the love in you' would be so important to him#am i making sense. i dont know if im making sense im mashing my fingers on a keyboard#its a miracle i can type coherent sentences really but thats my take on thi as of right now#i dont thinka anythin with de-aging nd whatevr tbh but i can entertain a concept at least#anyway now that ive finished watchin ima go see how much doodles i can make before i pass out#ill see youuuu all then
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we've struggled to find a ship name for sonya & dunya crime and punishment but personally i think it's obvious. it should be Sodun, because they are So Done with this shit
#ignore that dunya is pronounced with an oo sound. shhhhhhhhhhhhh#anontalks#c&p#IN ALL SERIOUSNESS in my mind ive been referring to them as sodunya since i started reading it for the first time so thats my vote i think#unless someone comes up with a better one but the names are really hard to mash up bc theyre so similar#even if you go with sofya and avdotya its still not easy at least to my anglophone brain and ears lmao#sovdotya????#idk maybe ill make a poll if theres other contenders. put in replies or tags or send an ask with your fighter if you have an opinion#bc i really think we need a tag#also i think its really funny to refer to characters in the same vein as s/ans u/ndertale#Sonya Crimeandpunishment is peak comedy to me
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RAAAAA U GUYS I AM SO BORED GIMME THINGS TO DRAWWWW
PLS
(PREFERABLY DELTARUNE (ADDISON/SPAMTON) RELATED BUT ILL DRAW FOR ANY FANDOM IM IN (CHECK THE TAGS))
#deltarune#spamton#addisons deltarune#tadc#portal#GlaDOS portal#(glados is hard to draw but i love her)#the amazing digital circus#oh snap ive run out of things i like/j#idk im in more fandoms but i wanna draw a cool n colourful character#so although i do like other things like idk ofmd i dont wanna draw themmmm#oo oo#hitchhikers guide to the galaxy#hitchhikers guide#hhg2g#no one likes hitchhikers guide istg#also moots i will draw your ocs#(👀👀👀 looking at you turnip)#or just any addison oc as long as a i have a bit of info on their character so i can draw them doin smth#smiling friends#love that show#undertale#dont hug me im scared#dhmis#ok thats it (im p sure)
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50s jabitha- "I don't know who you are, but I do know that I can trust you."
“He’s here again.”
Tabitha almost ignores her grandfather at this jest and continues to clean one of the countertops, but she looks up at him. “Whomever do you mean?”
Pop rolls his eyes. “You know exactly who. I see the way you look at him.”
Her gaze trails to a booth far in the back where, lo and behold, he is sitting, with his typewriter perched on the booth’s table and an intense expression, focused on writing.
“You probably know who everyone is, right?” she asks, crossing her arms. “Why not just tell me his name?”
“Yes, he is one of our regulars, but if you want to know his name, you need to talk to him yourself,” Pop responds quickly. He nods his head to the boy in the booth. “If you go and take his order, maybe you can ask him.”
She wants to. She wants to talk to him and figure out what it is about him that makes her heart race. But how could she just admit that?
Strong hands are placed on her shoulders, moving her forward. “That’s it, he’s been waiting far too long for a waiter. Take a pad with you,” her grandfather pushes.
“Fine, fine, I’ll go talk to him,” Tabitha agrees grudgingly. She gathers a pad, just like Pop had said, and heads in the direction of the booth her eyes had been laid on.
Upon arriving, she coughs. He looks up at her and she notices his blue eyes, which almost sparkle. “Um, hi there.”
After a beat, he replies, “Hey.” He stares back at her, and Tabitha forgets what she came over to do.
As she stumbles over her words for some reason she doesn’t know, trying to explain herself, he asks, “Do you… want to sit?”
Unable to trust her tongue, she nods and takes the seat across from him. Her heart turns in her chest and Tabitha tries to order it to spin back into position.
She shoots a look to her grandfather, who’s watching eagerly with two thumbs up for encouragement. She glares at him, the action not unnoticed by the boy across from her, who raises an eyebrow. She smiles awkwardly.
Tabitha fiddles with the frames of her glasses. “I don’t think I know your name,” she spits out in hopes to start a conversation.
A beat of silence passes. “Yeah, right. I’m Jones. Jughead Jones.”
She almost snorts, but controls herself. What kind of name is Jughead? Surely she’s not developing a crush on someone named Jughead?
“Well, Jughead, I’m Tabitha,” she responds slowly.
He nods. “I know-“ He stops himself, then explains hurriedly, “It’s, uh, on your chest, the name tag.”
Now she raises an eyebrow at Jughead, whose eyes go wide. “No, it’s not like that. I wasn’t looking-“
“Relax, Jones, I’m teasing you,” Tabitha laughs, then notices his expression go blank. Was it something she had said? Maybe he didn’t enjoy being teased by complete strangers and she was intruding his space.
That was the last thing she wanted to do. She didn’t want to hurt Jughead. She felt calm when she was around him, but she doesn’t know why.
Before she can stop herself, Tabitha’s lips are moving to say, “Look, I know we just met and I don’t even know who you are, but I do know I can trust you. Is that… weird?”
His face softens and he shakes his head. “No, that’s not weird at all, Tabitha. I feel the same way.”
A hand clamps her shoulder. “Tabitha, what are you doing, talking to the customers on the clock?” She looks up and sees Pop standing over her, a light tone in his voice. “I swear, teens these days have no respect for their jobs.”
“What are you talking about, grandpa? You literally pushed me over here!” she whisper shouts, standing up.
Pop waves her off. “That doesn’t sound like me. Now come on, it’s back to work of back to Chicago,” he jokes, now guiding Tabitha to the counter and calling over his shoulder, “Can I get you the usual, Jug?”
Tabitha manages to turn so she’s facing the booths again and locks her eyes on Jughead’s, who, after an eager nod to Pop, makes perfect eye contact with her and holds her gaze until she’s dragged back to work by her grandfather.
She picks up her cloth and begins to wipe down the countertop again as Pop whispers in her ear, “I knew there was something between you two.”
“Grandpa, shhhh, he might hear you!”
#charlie asks layla answers#layla writes#I plotted this whole thing okay? I had a whole plan for this one!!#thats super rare cause most of the time I stare at the screen and go ‘oo! good idea for a line or what could happen’#and like plotting stuff is hard for me so I plotted this and it was very funny in my notes#lmk if you wanna see my jokes when I do plot fics cause I think they are soooooo funny#jabitha#jabitha fic#tabitha tate#pop tate#jughead jones#cannot tell me pop didn’t matchmake for Tabitha before jughead#enjoy a more comedic fic cause I felt like it and it has a splash of angst. As always#I promise I’ll get to other ones I just had ideas for this one now and wanted to write the fic
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Love how your clothes don't affect conversations in de. Like, I roll up to a randon npc in my flare pants, alligator shoes, mesh tanktop, and a yellow beanie and they're just like 'evening, officer'
#i let kim take care of the professionalism im a silly goose. a pathetic bisexual silly goose (just like in life)#the internal monologue is like 'you wanna be a bad person sooooo bad you wanna insault kim and treat him like shit'#and im like 'no-oo i stay silly and thats my bestie right there'#also i have a hard time convincing myself to use objects in video games so i have alcohol and cigarettes and the pawnshop guy drugs#but i dont wanna waste them so i dont use them like i had my guy drink one beer and i was like 'oh no in wasting it'#also realizing that de is the shortening for germany (deutschland) fjskksjdjs love when im in germany and no one cares about my clothes#🪩🔍
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You guys know that one dialogue Zevran has with a romanced Alistair where he starts offering tips on how Alistair can fuck better
I think Aviae geniuenly would sit and listen to Zevran Sex Tips 101, all while Alistair is standing nearby HORRIFIED. Like.
Shes a circle mage, and if I'm being honest I don't think the circle has much sex ed besides just going "Don't do it 👍" and sending the apprentices off (I mean. Anders flat out talks about how mages weren't really allowed to have relations with each other so I can definitely see the towers taking the "safe" route when it comes to sex. By that I mean the least safe option (not telling them about it) lmao). So it's just a whole fuck ton of misinformation stacked on top of each other. I think Aviae would know a bit more than her peers, just by the fact of her being a spirit healer and having been trained for that since she was young but yk. I still don't think it's proper sex ed
So when offered the chance to yk. Learn about it, she jumps at it. Zevran finds it amusing, but who is he to stop someone from learning the ways of wooing?
#oc: aviae surana#sorry i keep imagine aviae taking notes while that banter is going on#this is silly but i keep thinking about it#aviae is working REALLY hard to unlearn the chantry rhetoric shes been taught her whole life#learning about kinky sex? yeah thats one way to do it#idk aviae just has so much love for learning about stuff outside the circle#shes just so enthralled with it all#type of gal to oo and ah at the flowers#shes definitely the type to frolick in a field lmao#and good for her she deserves it#its funny i give her such dead eyes when i draw her but she is actually full of whimsy#she is a grey warden to be sexy kill dawkspawn and help people#as is her god given right#i love aviae sm yall dont understand#worldstate: mage rights
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#i got up to episode 6 imprisonment.#AND THATS WHERE I STARTED LIKING ZUKO AND KATARA AS A THING.#10/11 ME IS QUAKING. I REMEMBER NOW#ITS ZUKO PICKING UP HER NECKLACE AND LOOKING OUT TO THE SUNSET#THEY DIDNT HAVE TO GO THAT HARD FOR AN ENDING SCENE BUT THEY DID#THERE. RIGHT THERE. IS WHERE IT STARTED#OOOO OO OOO OOO
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#ooo some dialovers songs bang so hard but the problem is.#majority of them have a fucking speaking part either before choruses or after them or on the instrumental break#and the va's are cool but IM JUST HERE FOR MUSIC PLEASE STOP#ITS SO WERIRD LIKE IM. JUST LISTENING THEN THERES THIS INSANE MF SPEAKING IN MY EARS#AND USUALLY THERES HEAVY BREATHING AND SUCKING LIKE STOP I KNOW YOURE A VAMPIRE BUT SHUT U P SHUT UP SHUT UPPP#LIKE IOLITE FOR EXAMPLE! BANGER! but why does sHU KEEP TALKING BEFORE EVERY CHORUS STOPPP#alternatively kanato's. uhh kirisaki carnival. banger and his instrumental break is just insane laughter.#OH MY GOD I FORGOT HES VOICED BY YUKI KAJI WHAT THE FUCK#anyway yeah. that song was fine in terms of the va parts not bothering me much. he just kinda. laughs. and says things like he'll cut u but#but hes not real and its just 1 really short line so thumbs up emoji#omg i forgot ayato is midorikawa hikaru YOOOOOOO thats so sick#parhelion logic is also good :) i used to listen to it while sleeping LMAOOO and no offputting va part <3#anyway yeah i wish theyd stop putting the biting and sucking sounds in the songs please and thanks </3#44597#oo mukami bros eclipse was good too but bc they didnt do va's in that song they were down one brother bc iirc the va doesn't sing :o#so its a shame but its still a good song ><
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#thinking about this one time last year#i was omw to Dublin for mcr#and was sat across on the train with a wee teenybopper also goin to mcr#and we were chattin away all excited for the concert when i get a duolingo notif#and i was like oo just gimme 2 mins so i keep my streak#and they were like ''what language are you learning''#and i say irish coz thats what it was. never felt like i learned near enough my own country's language in school#so i take it upon my 20s to learn#and this kid was DISGUSTED with me learnin irish?! all 'why would you bother it's a dead language' LIKE#n i tried to stay lighthearted about it all ''awk ykno. gotta take back what da English stole for us 🤪🤪🤪''#but no dice#this child hated their own country's language and ur left wondering what the hell went wrong#i get it irish is a hard language but we fought so hard to keep it in existance ygm?#and i think it's cool i get the jist of scottish gaelic with it like hell yeah 😎#anyways#the irish duolingo's not half bad. even if a lot of the pronunciations are connacht/donegal irish... never munster 🫶
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wee oo wee oo discworld doodle dump (and i mean really doodle)
(cheery, i love her)
small nobby!!
+ i love that angua got comforted by sybil and vimes,,,, i like how people point out that angua and vimes are kinda similar, how they both have a darker side and are loved by someone who they feel is too good for them sometimes.... and how vimes taught angua some dirty street fighting moves that she uses on wolfgang, absolute dad moment
also carrot, now that im looking at it his hair looks crown-ish, i might go into that direction more some other tidbits under the cut
vimes as a dog vimes as a dog
vimes playing the werewolf game........ god dammit i gotta draw more stuff from fifth elephant this was absolutely epic, so was night watch
((tried to sketch out the werewolf game, failed miserably))
height headcanons? more or less
and wuffles......patricians terrier ((also shoutout to the one person who set out one of my vimes arts as their discord pfp i love when people use my art as pfp's aaargfhn im glad you enjoy)) ok thats all i could gather, i am constantly doodling discworld characters theyre running in my head like little creatures but its hard to gather it up all in a post grhn
#gnu terry pratchett#terry pratchett#night watch#fifth elephant#discworld#carrot ironfoundersson#samuel vimes#sam vimes#wuffles#angua von uberwald#sybil ramkin#cheery littlebottom#nobby nobbs
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find my friends * fem!driver
they share a life360 subscription
pairings: logan sargeant x fem!driver, oscar piastri x fem!driver
notes: this was funnier in my head maybe
(series masterlist) | (📂 the sophomore year)
logan arrived at the psych ward.
PASTRY What is the psych ward? Logan… Is everything okay?
ROCKSTER my apartment.
LOWGAN OUR apartment btw i live with u
PASTRY Well. Welcome home!
rockster completed a 2km drive. top speed: 90km/h
PASTRY Are you suicidal?
ROCKSTER huh
LOWGAN 90km/h???? for a 2km drive? youre asking for it
ROCKSTER oh! there were no cars on the road stop stalking me
PASTRY Concerned Whose car were you driving?
LOWGAN ROCKY I SWEAR TO GOD IF U TOOK MY CAR
ROCKSTER bye
pastry left the flourist.
ROCKSTER oo where u guys goin
PASTRY Dinner downtown
ROCKSTER can i join u
LOWGAN thats unfair im not in town
ROCKSTER not my problem so can i?
PASTRY Yeah, sure. We’ll save you a seat
pastry arrived at the psych ward.
ROCKSTER im sorry did i invite you over and forgot perchance
LOWGAN u cant just say perchance
PASTRY I missed Kidnapper and Stubby. Sorry. I brought dinner though.
ROCKSTER oh lit
PASTRY Where are either of you?
LOWGAN im otw home from the gym
ROCKSTER bathroom i’ll be out in 5
PASTRY Ok.
logan only has 10% battery. ask them to charge their phone.
PASTRY Logan, charge your phone, maaaate.
LOWGAN oh thanks mate hadnt noticed
ROCKSTER coming home tn? will chain the door if u arent
LOWGAN forgot to lyk got some friends in town spending the night here at the hotel
ROCKSTER ok 👍🏼 be safe
rockster left the flourist.
PASTRY I should revoke your key.
ROCKSTER we need soy sauce and lily said u had some
PASTRY Ok.
rockster left the strip club.
PASTRY Where you goin’, mate?
ROCKSTER airport
LOWGAN where tf r u goin
ROCKSTER friend’s visiting
PASTRY Cool. Be safe driving, Rocky.
lowgan arrived at the flourist.
rockster arrived at the flourist.
PASTRY What are you guys doing in my apartment?
ROCKSTER didn’t have dinner where’s lily
PASTRY On her way back from campus.
LOWGAN cool wanna grab dinner? where are u m8
PASTRY Bedroom Sure Let me put a shirt on.
ROCKSTER yeah u do that
pastry only has 10% battery. ask them to charge their phone.
ROCKSTER oscar oscar oscar oscar
LOWGAN oscar oscar oscar
ROCKSTER oscar
LOWGAN oscar oscar
ROCKSTER oscar
PASTRY IT’S 2 IN THE MORNING.
ROCKSTER charge ur phone mate
LOWGAN what she said
PASTRY Ok. I was sleeping but alright. Thank you
rockster left the psych ward.
LOWGAN oo where u goin
ROCKSTER airport
PASTRY Friends visiting again?
ROCKSTER no, i’m flying
LOWGAN what where tf r u goin
ROCKSTER states
PASTRY Why?
ROCKSTER d&g need me fashion show
LOWGAN when will u be back
ROCKSTER 2 weeks busy schedule
LOWGAN ok
lowgan completed a 3km drive. top speed: 80km/h.
ROCKSTER soft
LOWGAN shut up
PASTRY Are you guys playing ‘Around The World’ or something?
ROCKSTER huh
PASTRY What is Logan doing in Manila?
LOWGAN ohhhhhh thing is
ROCKSTER he’s left the chat
PASTRY Rat.
rockster completed a 10km drive. top speed: 120km/h.
PASTRY Actually What the fuck is wrong with you?
ROCKSTER what
LOWGAN hey rocky
ROCKSTER what
LOWGAN what the fuck are you doing in arkansas
ROCKSTER what.
PASTRY Aren’t you supposed to be in Los Angeles?
ROCKSTER right. road trip!
rockster only has 10% battery. ask them to charge their phone.
PASTRY Now. What the fuck are you doing in LA again
ROCKSTER visiting friends!
LOWGAN hmm u got friends in LA?
ROCKSTER hey now i’ve got friends outside of u guys
LOWGAN i didnt even say that mate
PASTRY Be safe.
life360 detected sudden motion on rockster’s phone. this could be the result of a collision, hard braking, or a dropped phone. we suggest that you call rockster to check on them.
ROCKSTER sry dropped my phone lol
PASTRY Arkansas again?
ROCKSTER yeah it’s nice here
LOWGAN fishy there's literally nothing to see there
rockster arrived at the psych ward.
PASTRY Wow Look who’s home for the first time in 2 weeks!
ROCKSTER man leave me alone, will u
LOWGAN lmfao
life360 detected sudden motion on logan’s phone. this could be the result of a collision, hard braking, or a dropped phone. we suggest that you call logan to check on them.
ROCKSTER u ok mate
LOWGAN yeah some mf brake checked me brb
ROCKSTER WDYM BRB dONT FIGHT?
PASTRY What are you doing in Australia
lowgan arrived at the flourist.
ROCKSTER going out without me i see
LOWGAN well ur in the states again so
ROCKSTER girl shut up where u guys going
LOWGAN brunch
PASTRY Lily said she’ll drink Mimosas in your place, Rocky.
ROCKSTER nice
pastry completed a 5km drive. top speed: 75km/h.
ROCKSTER lightwork
PASTRY Not even a competition.
lowgan left the psych ward.
ROCKSTER it’s 7am where u goin dawg
PASTRY Dawg???????? Who have you been hanging out with in LA?
ROCKSTER none of ur business
LOWGAN gym
life360 detected sudden motion on rockster’s phone. this could be the result of a collision, hard braking, or a dropped phone. we suggest that you call rockster to check on them.
PASTRY Hello? It’s been 5 minutes Is everything okay?
LOWGAN no seriously why are you in LA again
PASTRY Rocky? I’ll literally call emergency services for you Answer
LOWGAN rocky girl what the fuck
PASTRY No way you crash in a foreign country, right? ROCKY
ROCKSTER LMFAO sorry
PASTRY What the actual fuck
ROCKSTER sry i was karting wasnt holding my phone
PASTRY Who was holding it then?
ROCKSTER just a friend im ok i promise
lowgan arrived at the headquarters.
ROCKSTER what are u doing at my parents’
LOWGAN giving blythe her aa23 shoes then im bringing ur parents out for dinner
ROCKSTER without me
LOWGAN you’re in new york
PASTRY New York? What is going on in the house of commons? I go offline for a couple days to spend time with my family and you guys are going insane in your own right.
ROCKSTER just spending time with friends
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# — 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 !
𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ! : 1.6k wordzz, connie x black fem ! reader, shorttt, proof read? nah. reader is wearing a sundress obvi, petnames (princess, ma/mama, baby ) you/your pronouns useddd 𝐍𝐒𝟒𝐖 + unprotected sex (condoms yall condoms!!), con talks you through yo orgassmmm, smut with not much plot obvi, fingering (f received) boob suckinn, choking, cowgirl, tummy bulgeeee, car sex, missionary, and dirty talk as always!!
𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 ! : oh did i tell yall this from experience? yhh 🥴 (NO THAT NIGGA DID NOT NUT IN ME.) @digitalreblogs here bby!!
a sigh fell from your lips, you miss him already and its only been an hour. you cant be this hooked onto this boy! right now, youre on the phone with your friend, liv. telling her everything that happened last night when he came over. until you get another notification from him, immediately making you smile.
“girl why is he tellin me to get readyyy!” you laughed at reading out the message connie sent you to liv. “girll get ready right neow!!”
“i sho am, hello??” you prop up your phone as liv watches your scavenge through your drawers and closet, you was becoming upset about having nothing to wear until you found this sundress, it was simple and cute, you could style it with anything. but you only threw a simple jean jacket ontop with your favorite fair of fuzzy slippers.
“oo shit girl you look cutee!”
“furreal? bc if im lookin bummy and you let me leave like this imma beat yo ass.” you’d pout, liv laughed. “puhleasee girl y’know i would nevaa”
“yeayeaaa..”
you stared at him coming closer on maps, which made your stomach sink deeper. “boo im kinda scared” — “why?? all that nasty shit yall did last night, you wasnt scared then?”
“girl. thats the point!” hearing another laugh from liv, “im sure youll be fineee.” — “girl i hop—“ the sound of your doorbell rung throughout the house, you swear your heart dropped to your ass. “what happened???” her eyebrows pinched together in confusion, “hes here girl.. ill call you back!” — “oh! ok have funnnn”
you both shared your goodbyes as you rush to the door, not hesitating to open it. “hey princess” a small smile was on his face, “hi con” he went in for a hug, your gladly took that offer, his cologne clouding your nostrils. he smelt good (like always.)
connie led you to his car, opening the door for you.
once he got in his eyes are immediately on you. the way the dress hugged your body perfectly, displaying every curve and dip. it wasnt long before he pulled over by a curbside.
you notice connie eyeing your beautiful physique again before unbuttoning his pants. “c’mere.” his voice was deep, seeing his semi-hard sitting in his boxers, which made you not hesitate to climb onto his lap, immediately having his lips touch yours. your tongue running over his as you both roam your hands on eachother. you feel his hands pull your dress up to your waist as he started playing with your clothed clit. humming out in pleasure. trailing down your neck with kisses, all you could do is grind on his lap waiting for the main thing you wanted. he knew it too although he wanted to make you wait.
“c-con..” his fingers playing through your folds making you choke on your words. “you can wait.” inserting his middle and ring into your slicked sex, earning a moan out of you. already going to work inside your walls, with his thumb reaching up to rub your clit. you reach your hand down to his now-hard dick, stroking him a few times, hearing connie let out a groan. his fingers still pumping and scissoring inside of you so good youre damn near riding his hand. letting out honey sweet moans in his ear, muffling them in the crook of his neck. you curse at his sly fingers bringing you closer to the edge with every flick of his wrists. “g’na cum already? youre getting wetter princess..” you felt embarrassed, how he could turn you into
“y—yes oh my god..” bucking your hips against his fingers eagerly for your orgasm inching closer to you, “cmon..give it to me, pretty.” his voice caressing your ears, hearing his cute sounds as you jerk him off slowly. “like that! shitt” your head flew back with a string a moans from your throat.
“a little more..fuckk” youre pulsing on his fingers, feeling your release coming. “make a mess, mama.” connies voice triggering your orgasm, gripping on his shoulders as he talks you through it. whispering sweet nothings in your ear while kissing on your neck. “fuck..con..” broken whines passing your lips, coming down from your high. “there you go..” his thumb still rubbing your pretty pearl, your cum stained thighs shaking from overstimulation.
“ready mama?” you didnt know what he was talking about until your felt his tip slide through your wet folds. a small gasp left your lips as you immediately hum a response. “words, princess.” — “mm…yes” you can feel him smile against your neck as he inserts his tip, holding a grip on your hips to help you sink down on his 7 inches, you both sharing a moan.
sitting there for a while to adjust to his size, his hands slid to your ass guiding you. “ouu shit..” your back arched, your breasts so close to his face. he just cant help but tug the upper part of your dress down and take a nipple in his mouth, suckling on it like there was no tomorrow. adding more sensations throughout your body, bouncing on his dick with his hand slapping your ass — he wishes he could see the ripples display like water waving.
“fuck...” your arms sat around his neck, head lowered right by his ear so he could hear all your sweet sounds he loves oh so much. the way your tongue carries the vowels of his name will never be attractive to him.
he started to thrust up into you a bit, his tip kissing your cervix sweetly as you already feel your second orgasm approaching. “shit g’na cum again ..” another pornographic sound leaving your mouth, along with your nipple leaving his.
“my godd..” you slow down, basically grinding on him to ride out your second high. “shit.. mama.” he’d groan with his head burried in the crook of your neck, feeling his breath fanning. he pulled away and pecked your lips before you started riding again, overstimulation clouding your mind, but it feels so good you cant stop.
“yo shit so creamy ma.. fuckk” groanin back into your neck as you continue your pleasing motions. you know hes about to cum by the way hes panting and getting louder. “cmon make cum princess..y’know how to fuck me..” moans and groans are sharing together throughout the car.
it wasnt long until you felt his cut spurting inside your walls drawn out with a groan. humming at the soothing feeling, cock warming him for a while before he slapped your ass. “get in the back.” a smile crept on your face as you pulled his dick out of you, seeing a thick ring around his shaft. a few droplets of his seed dripping onto the arm rest while climbing into the back seat before laying down. connie, who is trailing behind you.
“whatchu smilin fo’?” — “oh n—nothing..” he slid his tip inside you, causing you to choke on your words once again. a small laugh erupting from his chest.
his hips met the back of your thighs with your legs on his shoulders, “ouu shit..” gripping on his bicep with his strokes deep and slow, already hitting your g-spot deliciously. “you like that? when i fuck you deep like this?” your eyes rolling at his voice, “yes! yess fuck..” he leans down and touches his lips with yours, immediately swirling tongues around eachother, moaning in his mouth as you feel his thumb on your clit.
“oh shittt” muffled into his mouth, he pulled away and started speeding up his thrusting. aiming for the roof of your pussy, seeing a tummy bulge appear. your moans turning into a silent scream as you grip on anything in reach. connie only watches in awe on how he could please you so good.
only thing heard is the squelching of your pussy, along with small gasps and moans. he knew he was fucking you good and loved it, seeing every facial expression on your face. your brain feels like mush, your mind only on him and his dick. “mmm dont stop..! cumming again!” that signaled him to go deeper, with his hand slithering around your throat, holding a small grip.
“baby..baby! ohh my goddd.” — “i know, i know.” slowing down his thrusts, rolling his hips into yours with passion. “y’so wet mama..” followed with a small moan from him. you swear youre seeing stars, slurirng your inaudible words. “wanna gimmie one more? i know you can princess.” you hum out another response just you have your face grabbed, “words” — “y—yes.. i can.” your voice cracking as you focus on your pleasure. sticky lips parting to let out the sweetest sounds hes thriving on. running your hands over his skin layered with thin sweat ontop.
“fuckfuckfuck..” cursing at the rhythm of his pace, you can feel it near, its so far yet so close. “dont stop dont stop dont fuckin’ stop..” you both maintain eye contact, his are low — heart eyes would appear if they could. “you so pretty ma..” a another smile, showing off your pretty whites with your mouth forming into an ‘O’ soon from the spots hes hitting. “mmmfuhhck!” your wrap your arms around his neck, staring into his pretty hazel eyes.
“m’close baby..” — “yea? cmon princess, im there with you.” he switches both of your legs on his right shoulder, hitting the perfect spot you never knew existed. the wet sounds of your pussy growing louder by the second along with your whines. “hold out f’me.” — “i gotchu, mama.” cursing under his breath as he removes your arms and holds your hands. “a little more m’soso close..” your whole body feels like jelly, every stroke is like small sparks of electricity that pushes a moan out of you every time.
“shitshitshitt m’cumming..cum wimmie please..” pulsing around his dick, with the ring around his shaft thicker. he gave you a few more thrusts before sinking into you, you knew he was cumming the way you both shared moans together.
he kissed you, before he pulled out. “sorry. you look good s’all.” panting as you look at him with disbelief, only to see a goofy ass smile on his face.
#connie x black y/n#aot connie x black reader#connie smut#connie springer x black reader#connie springer smut#connie springer x black!reader#connie springer x reader#snk connie#connie x black!reader#connie x black reader#connie x y/n#connie x you#connie aot#aot connie#connie x reader smut#aot smut#x black fem reader
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Hi, could you write headcannons of mcyts with an s/o competing in the Olympics. I love your writing so much.
oo okay I can definitely try!! ; I know practically nothing about the Olympics so I tried my best lol ; also I decided to give each one a different sport because it was very hard trying to work around it lol, hopefully I did alright ; and thank you very much, I appreciate it! ; thanks for requesting, hope you enjoy 🫶
MCYT ; olympian
includes ; tommyinnit, badlinu, maxggs, nihachu & quackity
warnings ; language
masterlist
TOMMYINNIT
he's so fascinated to why you were so into swimming, even to the point you trained enough to be good enough for the Olympics
he sends you tiktoks talking about the seine river in paris everytime he sees one
"lol ur gonna be swimming in shit water"
"bruh u could die wdym lol"
"dont die"
he's watching every moment on stream lmao
"OH MY GOD THATS Y/N!!!"
FREDDIE BADLINU
he loves playing tennis with you
sometimes
you're very good but you gotta tone it down for him 💀
so when you got into the olympics he wasn't surprised, but was excited for you cause this was your dream
he invited some friends over to watch the tennis games and you were on fire
"that's my partner everyone!!"
"we know, freddie. they're a tennis nerd"
MAXGGS
he never realized how actually into boxing you were
like he knew you were a pro and were going places, but the olympics??
shit he's watching every moment with some friends
"wheres the drama?"
"max, it's olympic boxing what are you talking about??"
"isn't boxing like wwe?"
"how do you not know the difference between boxing and wrestling? you're dating a boxer!"
he's spam tweeting like he's a white man at an American football game
NIKI NIHACHU
she's never understood hockey but she's been with you every step of the way as you worked harder and harder
she's always asking questions to stay informed
and she's always promo-ing the olympics on stream/online in general cause you're gonna be there lmao
she pulled it up on stream to watch and she was cheering you on the whole time
"I don't really know what's happening but I think they're winning"
"theyre winning, okay good"
she's not a big sports person but she will be invested in your hockey lol
ALEX QUACKITY
golf? out of all sports, golf???
he playfully bullies you and says he's not gonna watch but he's watching every moment
he's tweeting like he's watching the presidential debate
"Y/N HOW DID YOU LAND THAT IN ONE.."
"how tf did bro just miss that bad 💀"
"bring back tiger woods"
"I wanna see y/n and that other guy fist fight"
#mcyt x reader#mcyt preferences#mcyt oneshot#tommyinnit x reader#ranboo x reader#badlinu x reader#they/them reader#gn reader#gender neutral reader#lowkeyrobin#nihachu x reader#quackity x reader
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Caseoh x reader (platonic maybe romantic????) I thought of instead of sleeping
context: you are another popular streamer thats good friends with Case, but recently you got into some "beef" with Case that was just a joke, which chat tells you all types of insults about you and even telling you to kys and Case has to interveine (i dont think I spelled that right. Keepin' it gender neutral. maybe a bit of romance at the end if you squint and tilt your head. MAY OR MAY BE CRINGE. DID NOT PROOF READ)
It was really stupid but it started when you made a comment while playing a game on horror game on stream and the monster was... odd looking, to say the least. You jokingly said: "Chat, look! It's Case!" You say looking at a very divided chat. One part of chat is laughing about it, another part is saying that it's not funny and defending Case, and the rest of chat just start saying hella mean and rude comments about you. You try to ignore the hateful comments for now but that was hard to do when that was the majority of the chat. You then say, after a few minutes "I'm joking, I'm joking." You genuinly meant it, but chat was not buying it. The chat became more hateful, some people even saying to kill yourself. You didn't know what to do. You couldn't end stream because people will think your trying to run from the situation and the hate, you just know that you have to stop the "drama" as soon as possible. "Chat, I was joking. Me and Case joke like that all the time, even when we stream together! Me or him would say a joke like that and we'd both laugh, we've both said that we're fine with the jokes." You say a little bit before ending stream. You just wanted to cry. You hated shit like this, everyone just swarming you, not letting you breathe. You felt overwhelmed. Case started streaming an hour and a half after you ended stream. You heard the discord notification from his dicord server saying he was live. You open up his stream, to distract yourself from just having a meltdown, and he starts with his usual "WHAT'S GOOD CHAT?!" making a little smile appear on your face until it immediately drops when you see 3/4 of the chat starts asking about the "drama" and what you said about him. Case obviously saw those messages so he had to respond. "Oh here we go... Chat, imma be real with yall, it ain't even drama, yall was being dramatic." He pauses, reading chat for a second before continuing, "Yall was being dramatic over nun'." Like magic, his whole chat was saying "RIGHT", "FR", "W" as if someone those people typing those things weren't the same exact people that told you those things about your appearance and to kill yourself. Case continues, "Nah, chat, there's probably some people in this stream right now that said all'at stuff to them." His mom even pinned a message in chat saying "Even if it was something worse no one should tell anyone those things!!" which Case responds with a, "Yeah. It was just a joke and yall had to do all'at. They ain't even done nun', they made a joke and yall overreacted." As you watched you couldn't help but tear up from the words. The feeling of having someone actually care about your mental health and well being, it overwhelmed you with happiness and he didn't make it a big deal, he just talked about it and left the topic. You texted him saying "Thanks Case that was really nice of you, I owe you one" Case then checks his phone "OO someone textin' me!" and when he reads it he has a huge, stupid grin on his face as he texts back "No problem, anything for you" (DID NOT PROOF-READ. Not sure if it's accurate but I tried! ���� not sure how to feel about this one buttttt yeah👍I was just bored.) (ALSO PLEASE ASK BC I GOT DONT GOT NUN TO DO AND I WANNA WRITE)
#caseoh x reader#not proofread#first writing#please ask me stuff#caseoh#i thought of this at 3am#im bored#idk how to tag this#thumbs up#smiley face#may or may not be cringe#may or may not delete later
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GAH feel free to ignore this but I just adore yer college au ToT I fawnn dearly over the idea, Kiss kiss to both dogday and catnap my beloveds BUT i just had a lil brainrot I wanna share
I have a fav song of mine from my country and the lyrics reminded me lovingly of catnap strangely enough which is “ang paboritong panalangin ko'y ikaw” ( It means ‘My favorite prayer is you’ )
And IDK i just find that lyric sweet and imagine reader singin it absentmindedly or something. Like lowkey this is alr sounding silly but LISTEN the song just gets to me BWHAHAH so honestly maybe this is just a song rant? Just cause I do gen enjoy this song. Also there’s a lyric thats like “Ikaw at ikaw” which means You and only you and it reminded me of dogday OO
AHEM, GOOD DAY GOODBYE AND TY FOR ALL YER HARD WORK <3 the songs called pasilyo if you want a listen OvO
thank you, that's super sweet :)
maybe y/n isn't a profesional singer or anything, but their canid admirer still thinks they sound heavenly. he likes to pretend that their absent-minded humming and swaying (and any romantic lyrics) are just for him :)
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