#only trolls tho

[jessidogg]

DOOMSCROLL

My Youth Pastor: saying his speechy speech stuff Whenever you scroll farther down on social media, the more likely you are to get caught up in depression, low self-esteem, and less time with your family. DON'T GET CAUGHT UP IN THE DOOMSCROLL

Me: just now looking up at him after doomscrolling for trolls for the past three hours on Tumblr What'd he say? 🤨

My Friends: who have also been doomscrolling for trolls longer than I have honestly 🤷‍♀️I don't know, something about scrolling. Maybe it was that we should scroll further down our feed for the good broppy and trolls stuff.

Me: GASP THATS SO SMART. 😃See, this is why we go to our pastors for advice, they really speak truth!🙌😌

My Youth Pastor: Oh lord help me with these teens-😖

DON'T GET STUCK IN THE DOOMSCROLL YALL AND REMEMBER HOW FANTASTAMAZING YOU ARE! HEARTSSSS❤️❤️❤️ -@jessi4branchifer

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Putting the Gravity Falls characters into the Trolls universe just because I can

[ryssbelle]

I forgot the set up so all yall get is the punchline

[soggedupfrog]

Dancestor lineup commissioned by the lovley @coolmc222 ! Everyone thank them for commissioning this big piece!!

Never thought super hard about the dancestors before but now I have, hope yall like the designs I ended up with!! :3

[zivazivc]

Sorry if this has already been asked before but why did the band break up? And did they break up on decent terms? Do they still talk to each other sometime?

It has been asked before, I just never answered jshfbdjcbh I'm still piecing everything together and stuff is changing or getting tweaked all the time, so I'm always super hesitant about answering these types of questions, afraid that people will take whatever I say as the final answer. So basically what I'm going to answer now will already contradict what I told some people already. And maybe in the future the story might go a little differently too (although I'm pretty satisfied with the current events)

Uhhh, get ready for a long info dump. I didn't expect I'd write this much...

Floyd basically stayed with the band for 8 years (from 14 till 22) and got pretty messed up in the process. The rest of the guys are all quite older than him so I guess I could say they were more responsible, or at least had a better understanding of their own limits (also they grew up in this kind of environment or grew up aware of it, while Floyd was oblivious and naive about all of it) and while they do get drunk and do drugs often, none of them are really dependent on them. They are also pretty good judges of character and know how to avoid trouble. Floyd on the other hand drove in with no breaks and constantly got himself in trouble that the rest (mostly Les) had to drag him out of. He also developed bipolar during this time (in my story Floyd constantly fluctuates between being saturated and being desaturated because of this) and his manic and depressive episodes started getting out of hand after his teenage years. (None of them are aware it's a mental disorder that's making him act so out of character.)

Floyd was becoming miserable because of this and all of his problems pilling up, and started blaming Les for the way he was. Les never argued this which only fueled Floyd to blame him more. In the end he was getting so frustrated and irritable that Floyd constantly tried starting arguments with him, even putting him down and getting aggressive at times because Les gets very unresponsive and closed off during personal conversations (guy is a giant onion of suppressed trauma that Floyd is hellbent on peeling open).

Eventually there was one fight too many, terrible things were said, some objects flew through the air, and Floyd walked out (or Hed kicked him out, I haven't decided yet) with the promise of going home and never seeing them again.

So, yeah, it was very messy and Floyd was the primary asshole, even though he's not really to blame either...

But Floyd didn't make it home (was too scared to sneak through Bergen Town to get to the tree (i don't think i can judge him for that either)) and he just returned to the reckless lifestyle, this time without anyone being there to keep him safe. So if he was messed up before, this is the time period where he got absolutely fucked up. This is also when he got heavily addicted to sour worms. And when he chronically slept around (half the time just to get offered free worms or have somewhere to sleep, other times because he was having manic episodes and was feeling hypersexual). (This is also potentially the period when he had the two eggs with that techno troll, but I'm still thinking if I want that to be canon to the story or not.) During this time he also grew to become very anxious and his self-confidence went to shit when he was being himself.

Then after about three years of that, he bumped into Les at some party. He wanted to dodge him out of shame but Les grabbed his arm and manhandled him outside to talk. Floyd felt like shit about the way they had split up and tried apologizing for all the stuff he had said and done to Les, but Les wasn't having any of that because he wasn't angry at Floyd, he was just worried about him. Les is also insanely empathetic like Floyd, and he knew that Floyd never really meant any of it, and that he was just looking for an outlet when he was hurting. Also he does think he is to blame for the way Floyd ended up.

Les wanted to know why he didn't go home like he had said (because that was the only reason Les had even let him walk out in the first place). A few exchanged words later and Floyd broke down telling him all the awful things he'd done, and Les promised to help him, feeling insanely guilty. Floyd wondered if he was allowed back in the band but Les made it clear that the band wasn't good for him and that he was never taking him back. Instead Les helped him go though rehab. I don't think trolls have those institutions (or at least not many are aware of them or how they work (I'm sorry but I refuse to believe the Trolls world has internet and cellphones, Mountrageons can keep that for themselves lol)), so it was more or less just Les finding Floyd a job and his own place to stay in the middle of bumfuck nowhere where he had no option but to detox, and constantly checking up on him to make sure he was doing okay. During this time they grew pretty close again. Or maybe the better term would be that Les slowly started putting his walls down again.

Hed needed a while to warm up to Floyd again. He's almost as protective of Les as Les is of him, and he resented Floyd for the way he had treated him.

Flea is pretty phlegmatic when it comes to any sort of arguing or drama. He was casual about seeing Floyd again, they were never super close anyway.

And Liv, she left the band when she and Hed broke up (haven't decided if that happened before or after Floyd left), so Floyd didn't get to see her again after bumping into Les at the party. And I haven't thought yet if they'd ever meet again somewhere later in life. But if they did, I think they'd both be happy to see each other.

Anyway...

Floyd managed to detox and successfully kept the job for about a year, but then he became manic again and messed it all up. After that he returned to his nomadic lifestyle, but he never fell as hard as those three years again. In my story Floyd's life is a constant cycle of getting his life together and fucking it up and booking to the next place. And he and Les are trapped in a never-ending cat and mouse game where they're both trying to fix each other.

So, uh, Les and Floyd are still very close and see each other somewhat often...

(sometimes monthly, sometimes yearly)

Yeah...

I am so fucking obsessed with them I'm gonna hurl. Please take this song before I combust:

[catman-draws]

Psii in bee costum di un black cat and sign in crab

Just in time for Troll Halloween

[stupidrant]

I will never be able to understand how gamerbros can hate Angrboða & Atreus so much (well I do, it's racism, sexism and overall idiocity). Like how depressing and boring is your life that you can't enjoy such whimsy. Anyone with braincells wouldn't be beefing with fictional kids.

Like my sister was an Angrboða hater when the game first came out, something about not wanting Atreus to have a gf or whatever. Then when I played the game and got to Ironwood she decided to watch. Not even a minute in and she says "Wow she's so beautiful... I wish I was Atreus"

theres something very funny about all of what you just said and the fact that angrboda haters never make sense anyways becuz what do you mean she hated her because she didnt want atreus to have a gf 😂😂😂

[heartsquigz]

💜🩷

[thebeeshaveknees]

I live for trolls being fully insulted by the idea Branch had 5 (Five) close family members old enough to raise him after he was orphaned but all 5 (FIVE) of them didn't even visit. Not even main character trolls, I'm talking complete strangers seeing any of Branch's brothers and berating them in the middle of the street.

[carnival-core]

My Trolls 3 discourse contribution is Velvet and Veneer seemed like early 20s to me but if they Have to be teens they're 18 at youngest they got arrested for tax fraud

[wrinklemcdinkle]

is this a weird crossover of fandoms. probably. but-

riptide pirates as trolls!!!? ouuughwa? gillion and the tidestriders whaaat, they started their tours after the 2nd movie.. trolls were kinda suspicious of them for a while with good reason but now they’re well renowned!

i just think they’re neat :D

[silverthelovebug]

(I have never drawn a troll in my life) Sorry y’all I turned Cupid into a Smooth Jazz/Pop Troll, nothing I can do about it :/

Only other character I can confidently say is Apple being a Classical Troll :3

Maybe Blondie being Europop

[ryssbelle]

Does the flower from your first n2 post have any significance? Why isn't it blooming?

Yes the flower here does have significance!

It’s a memorial flower, the exact species of flower is one I made up, it’s one that has a strange growth period, there’s no real way to tell when it’s going to bloom but it does only bloom at night.

John Dory got the seeds while on one of his searches and gave it to Floyd since at the time Floyd was severely depressed and was spending all day everyday in his room in the bunker. JD had given Floyd a bunch of seeds for a garden but Floyd ended up only planting one which he’s been taking care of since he planted it.

He planted it on Clays birthday so they refer to it as Clay’s flower, but it’s a memorial for all their lost family members, so their parents, grandma, Clay, and Spruce/Bruce

Other than just maintaining it, Floyd also talks to it like the ones they lost can hear him through the flower, he visits it at least once everyday while the other brothers only visit on anniversaries and birthdays. (They also only bring the lights and photos out then as well, to keep the photos safe from damage)

It’s Floyd’s way of grieving :)

[yakult-kettle]

on a quest now to make all the EX centric decks suffer

[zivazivc]

Does creek exist in your trolls universe 🤨

he exists in the form of decomposed forest soil

[caitlynmeow]

following this: https://www.tumblr.com/caitlynmeow/726565674857725952/thinking-of-the-girls-and-i-guess-i-have-some

and this: https://www.tumblr.com/caitlynmeow/728560096627539968/following-this-post?source=share

I have more details about the daughters (this mostly applies to modern au because I'm talking about their actual birth order since in the game they were all reborn within a few hours from each other probably ANYWAY)

At first I thought that the girls seem to be close in age so they’re roughly only year apart from each other. but the more I think about it and their dynamic I think it’s not the case. like yeah there isn’t a big gap between them or anything, but it’s certainly not that close because I refuse to believe that Daniela is only two years younger than Bela 💀

so it’s probably something like this:

Bela is two or three years older than Cassandra 

Cassandra is 2-3 years older than Daniela 

Because Bela being 5-6 years older than Daniela makes more sense to me but idk this head canon might change if my brainworms keep this up