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We've got Three Shapes Now!!!! You know what that means!!!!!

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It's a love gravy boat

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THATS WHAT IM SAYING I JUST WANT MULLET STAN AND BILL "One Sixer, please" CIPHER TO BE IN A LITTLE BOX THAT I CAN RATTLE AROUND

Bill Cipher x Stanley Pines drives me literally insane I've been haunting the tag.

Like, Bill tries to trick Stanley but is unable to con him. Years pass and there's still no deal but they're basically an old married couple. if old married couples fight in the dreamscape every night.

Bill still wants the world to himself, but maybe he also wants the only person who ever really understood him to keep looking at him the way stan does.

idk i just love their dynamic in a smartass x dumbass way.

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FORD WENT FROM STANFORD TO FORD AFTER LISTENING TO HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY BECAUSE HES A NERD THAT LIKES FORD PREFECT SEND POST

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Reading the book of Bill and thinking about stanbill (?) post-billford has to be one of the worst takes I've had--

- Bill just got broken up with and then his ex got tossed into another dimension where he cannot be tormented because Bill can't find him in the infinite possibilities

- Stan just got rejected of the last sliver of hope for reconnecting with his family And Then fucked up again and got his brother teleported

- They're both salty and wanna fix the portal but also Stan has Bill read right when they meet (stan's conned before, he knows when someone is trying to bullshit him and he cant get another debt because he cant leave Oregon when it falls through) which has Bill Fascinated because Stanley's supposed to be the dumb brother but his mental fortitude has Bill Itching to see inside his head (sadly Stan refuses to let him in)

- They become a pair of worsties with the most longevity of any worsties in existence - they spend 30 years both squatting in the same person's house and bickering with eachother

- Bill doesn't know Stan inside-out but he knows his favorite food, all 12 seasons of their his favorite telanovella, and how to make him laugh

- Stan knows Bill's a conniving little shit but also he's himself a conniving little shit so he doesn't really mind

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Kyle and Nekoette were aarmau shippers before there was aarmau

Discovering Aaron loves Apples??

Calling Aphmau Apple???

They were plotting

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Can't BELIEVE the brain worms are making me justify Shad x Enki and by the brain worms I mean @aenbyveryverygayperson

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Aceton was Aphmau's husband who she had 3 kids with - I like the idea of giving her an actual past and making her a reincarnation instead of Irene herself, but Gene made her forget her family and her family forget her

If you could put ONE THING into a minecraft diaries rewrite

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If you could put ONE THING into a minecraft diaries rewrite

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Garroth: let's have a good brotherly relationship!

Zane: *Evil*

Garroth: Ah dang it

Vylad: *Dead?*

Garroth: Ah dang it

Zenix: *Also Evil*

Garroth: Ah dang it

Zane again: *Still Evil*

Garroth: Ah dang it

Vylad again: *Abroad*

Garroth: Ah dang it

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What do you have currently as your phone wallpaper?

Image of a character you like

Photo of a family member/s

Photo of a pet/s

Photo of a friend/s

Photo of a celebrity or someone you follow

A selfie??

Just a plain color background

Landscape pic

Something else??

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Thinking about how shadow knights grow armor,,, Laurence girl your bones must be intriguing

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Shadow knight form is supposed to make the body work ideally even if that means changing age or build, if Laurence stayed blind he would regain his eyesight in his shadow knight form which would fuck with him severely I think

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IMPORTANT QUESTION

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Aph wiki uses they/them for Janus, I'm not rewatching the second season of mcd past sexy laurmau episode, and the rewrite doesnt exist. Soooo guess who's nonbinary now!!!

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Yes yes Garroth could possibly be a common name so maybe it's not incriminating to just be Some Guy That's Definitely Not The Prince But Has His First Name. Except.

- He Put That Name on the Jury Of Nine waiting list which made Just Plain Garroth a mini-celebrity that All The Jury Of Nine Knew Of and looked into

- He was regularly seen Communicating With Other Villages Via Tamed Wyvern, you know, the intelligent species locked away in their own realm of untold power rn. Even if he got Raven after he left, that alone would put a Lot of eyes on him. One of the places he sent Raven to was the Motherfucking Scaleswind Government, another was possibly Garte Himself or at least Zane

- He was stalked by shadow knights, one of which could see and alter memories, for like a week at least

- Thick trust fund accent

- How The Fuck did Garroth get into knight school Garroth Ro'meave and graduate as Just Garroth? The entire faculty knows what he is.

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Mystreet danvis: And they were bros!!!! And they kissed on the mouth!!!!!!!!!

Mcd danvis: Travis loudly chanting "DILF DILF DILF" while Dante realizes maybe if he's gay he won't owe child support to a Third Person