#only talked about

[pandagobrr]

Ahhhhhh so I really want to write this fic that's like, kind of a crossover between IEYTD and The Princess and the Frog, but I've changed a lot of things, and a lot of it is no longer connected to Princess and the Frog, but I just really wanna get this out there, so I'ma just ramble in bullet point form aight? Aight.

Juniper as Prince Naveen and Phoenix as Tiana, except Juni gets turned into a cat and picked up by Phoenix at the Grand Party or whatever, trying to get someone's attention. Phoenix picks up this really fussy cat and after trying to determine if it belonged to anyone, takes him home with her.

Phoenix names him Rocket cuz he's always trying to escape and is very loud and chatty, and doesn't notice how her cat is abnormally smart and keeps getting into her pens and paper and stuff. She also doesn't think it's weird when her cat absolutely refuses to eat cat food. I mean come on, who would want to eat that stuff?

When she's not home (which is a lot of the time due to missions and stuff) Juniper tries to get into her fridge and find something normal to eat, except he's not very good at covering his tracks, being a cat and all. This leads to Phoenix putting a lock on her fridge, and then thinking no more of it. Except she did check to see what human foods were good for cats in large doses, poor guy looked like he was starving.

Zor as Dr. Facilier, this is a no brainer.

Juniper worked for Zoraxis and was told to meet the Dr in a dark alley to collect some sort of serum secret weapon. Turns out they just wanted to get rid of him because he was no longer useful, and didn't want to have to dispose of his body.

Juni spends the first few days on the street trying to learn how to walk and absolutely failing, begging for scraps from people walking by. He hears about the big gala and thinks of all the food that must be there, plus someone who might know how to undo curses.

Phoenix is also at the big gala, to collect info and such, she's had to become a lot more personable to try and get stuff out of people without seeming weird or giving away her position. This doesn't go well. Unfortunately her social skills are nowhere near her bomb diffusing and problem solving skills, and a small scene is caused.

While hanging out near the back she finds a grumpy gray long haired cat trying to get into the snacks or whatever, and snags the little guy to see if he has a collar. Upon no one claiming ownership of the cat that is trying VIOLENTLY to get out of her hands, she decides to keep like the little guy and takes care of him, which Juniper initially protests, but soon figures out it's easier to not starve when someone is taking care of you. So he WILL NOT eat cat food, he's not THAT hungry.

Phoenix takes him to the vet. This is not a fun experience for any parties involved.

There will be a point where Phoenix is giving her Very Grumpy Cat kisses, as one does, and suddenly turns into a cat too. This is how she finds out who her cat actually is. They have a cat fight. Literally.

Phoenix is an orange tabby, shorthair.

They hafta work together to get uncursed, and some firefly named Ollie tells them about the witch doctor who lives deep in the swamp (Prism).

Phew, alright I think that's all for now. Ig tell me if you're interested?

This is partly inspired by The Dark Awesomeness' fic How To Burglar a Cat Family. I really like how they portrayed cat Stan and I'm stealing it.

[maidenvault]

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

[thebabygronckle]

hey so i Fully Believe that telemachus was not afraid of odysseus in Hold Them Down

people may have told him stories of Odysseus, King of Ithaca, Athena's chosen Champion, Hero of Troy

but mama's boy telemachus sat by her feet as she wove tapestry after tapestry; and penelope told her little wolf stories of his father

how they met, how he tripped over himself to woo her, how he cried his eyes out when penelope became pregnant, how telemachus wouldn't sleep in his cot as a baby because he was so used to being in his father's arms because odysseus would not put him down; and yes, how viciously he defended their family when the atrides came to retrieve him for the war

telemachus? the child of the Unhinged Power Couple? who knew very well how horrible those suitors were, how they treated him and spoke of his mother?

took one look at his dad viciously protecting their home, their family, and thought he was the coolest, strongest person ever (after mom ofc)

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[infinitelystrangemachinex]

The stewards of the old world are always keen to give you a glimpse of their might... According to legend, the ancients built specialized chambers to seal away false prophets.

The Arcane is waking up.

[baconplasm]

Very excited for his anime debut

[andstuffsketches]

girl who lives in a cave

[g1ngerbeer]

mutual 1: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 2: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 3: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 4: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 5: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 6: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Henry and William’s FNAF lore..

[shinesurge]

happy pride instead of throwing money in the garbage buying crappy pride shit from target or pining away for mainstream franchises that only give you table scraps when it's convenient please consider directly supporting literally any of the queer indie shit being made accessible online by queer indie creators ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ your money OR your fanwork OR whatever form of support you feel compelled to offer will be so so much more impactful; marvel movies will keep coming out no matter what, but making cool fanart for that queer webcomic you've been checking in on for years could reach new readers to help the artist make rent so they can keep posting! It all helps!! Please Consider It.

[royaltea000]

“A thousand generations serve to praise…”

[vmkhoneyy]

“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

[pixiestix0-0]

[ash-and-starlight]

taking the crumbs of venetian agna qel’a chewing biting gnashing on them until there aren’t even bones left and then spitting out. carnevale northern water tribe style