#only speaking in riddles

[matchakuracat]

ah i have so much time to do all of these productive things that i have to do and it feels great! i am going to do them right now but first im just going to sit down for a few seconds

wait what were the things

[blorbopolis]

starting to understand one another

[suntails]

GAME START

[mistress-riddle]

being in a relationship with tom is scary but not for the reason you think. he lures you in with his elegant and mysterious beauty and traps you only to absolutely yap your ear off, shattering any image you have perceived of him beforehand.

[deadduvznap]

thinking abt ftm tom riddle getting his pussy eaten 🫠 tom puts up an “ i’m tough “ appearance but as soon as you get him into bed and get between his legs he’s moaning like a whore and begging for more

YES OKAY LISTEN HE loves to act all tough around you and the others like he will give ppl dirty looks for wven looking at you and he acts like hes dominant and ppl think he is cus hes definitely more i wouldnt say introverted but hes like very black cat head empty but intimidating but if you like touch him i mean even like kiss him or cuddle him he gets all mushy even though he tries not to he pretends hes not but hed get down on his knees if you told him too and you get him in bed ??? youd think hes literally a different person hes suchhh a pillow prince he doesnt wanna do anything but hes also so cock drunk okay im getting off track hes so so sensitive his nipples are so sensitive his cunt is sensitive everything about him you get between his legs and he can cum immediately and yep no doubt about it hes literally ascended flopped dead on whatever surface you put him on his hands are on your head and his legs are limp on your shoulders hes got tears in his eyes begging for you to let him cum because youve been teasing him and he doesnt even know what day it is who he is how long its been all he knows is that ur eating him out and its so good hes writhing around moaning like someone just punched him in the gut

[gunsatthaphan]

top & sand: *about to start a fist fight in a hospital*

the coffee shop lady:

[veinsfullofstars]

Give it up, Mags - it’s like asking a fish to stop swimming.

(ID: Kirby series fanart comic of Magolor and Marx having a typically heated conversation inside the Lor Starcutter. Top panel - Magolor hovers on our left, squinting in frustration with anger lines zigzagging from his head, one hand clenched in a fist at his side, the other pointing forward towards our right. He says, “Marx, if you keep making outdated meme references, I’m kicking you off my ship.” Bottom panel - Marx stands on our right, unbothered by the wizard’s threat, wearing a pair of sunglasses held in place with tape, sparkles flickering by his head. In alternating red and blue letters, he says, “That’s not very cash money of you.” END ID.)

Started 04/20/24, finished 05/13/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24.

[spidehpig]

i haven’t even attempted a raphael fic yet and i literally have 3 cod fics i need to work on right now but i got hit with a deranged urge to write some weird psychosexual cannibalism thing with raphael & tav

[rosinkreutz]

how do u think asuka and faust would interact

Honestly I've tried to come up with a better, more nuanced answer but I'm really not sure... They could relate to each other on account with the struggles with guilty and identity, and Asuka would surely like to look into Faust's personal brand of magic. If Faust were in a more stable state I think they'd make excellent friends, actually, I just think that at present neither of them would be able to hold a conversation to figure that out. Give it some time, maybe?

[blackbloodteeth]

finally FINALLY finished putting together the List of Known Steins in the Multiverse, I just gotta proofread it and make sure I catch any stray Frankens running around (no idea what to do about the hummingbird though), so you can actually expect that soon now... if there was actually anyone interested in this to begin with hah

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[boyduroy]

ADAD 2025: 25/365

Actually I'm a little obsessed now

who is this mystery creature

[demigirlravenqueen]

how many strange hill high fans are there on tumblr? And how many of them are also ever after high fans?

[white-weasel]

Sometimes I think about just how much of a petty bitch Kristoph Gavin is and I laugh. Like truly one of the top haters of all time

[starscelly]

every time i attempt to message someone i think a gun should appear from the clouds and shoot me . for the greater good

[shower-racoon]

imagine if the Terraria bosses were on tumblr. what would they even post