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Faster Pt. 1 Reunion
Melly understands Lisa really she does. I mean Lisa doesn't know about werewolves or the fact she is most likely Ten's mate. She only knows about werewolves because Jackson, Jessi, and the GOT7 pack were her friends during their stay in America. She knows Ten only rain checks when it's pack business but she can't tell Lisa that. She'd be betraying her friend's trust and Lisa will most likely think she's either nuts or joking.
"Look you know YangYang, Lucas, and Norenmin are my besties aside from you. They are always complaining about how much he talks about you. Ten is a lovesick puppy. You know they all are family. The guys and I don't get to hang out all that often outside of school either. It's family issues. They always let me know when they can't make it it's family problems and they remind me Ten is ALWAYS with them. He loves you. You have nothing to worry about. I'll even talk to him for you and send him over later." Melly said. Lisa nodded leaving in a hurry. Melly stalks up to Ten grabbing him by the ear.
"Alright, wolf-man. I need to have a chat with you and your Alpha." She growls pulling him outside.
"Alpha?" Ten questions she turns and when she sees his Alpha she grins.
"JACKSON!" She screams tackling him.
"Ooof!" He groans. "What the- Melly!" He gets up spinning her around.
"Jackson, how many times do I need to remind you I will barf on you if you keep doing this?" Melly glares at him as he puts her down.
"Ooops?" He grins sheepishly. Ten stares shocked and amused.
"So, just a minute ago Lisa was talking about breaking up with Ten. Before you ask yes I know him and the others are wolves. They remind me of you and the guys. Plus I am friends with a few including Norenmin. I think it's time you guys told Lisa about wolves. Then Ten can tell her they're mates."
"Why didn't you tell her if you're so worried?" Jackson asked with furrowed brows.
"And betray you and the pack's trust and the likely chance Lisa thinks I'm either nuts or just making excuses for him? Nah, dude. I'll pass." Melly retorted. That caused both wolves to chuckle. They led her to the car and started started towards the pack house.
Once there she ran in. "Eomma Mark!"
There were thundering footsteps as she was suddenly tackled by two bodies who growled and started scenting her.
"Mate." They growled. Her eyes widened when she realized the wolves who tackled her were her first wolf crushes Jay B and BamBam. Then six more people come rushing downstairs. Their eyes glow as they also claimed her as their mate.
"Looks like the boys finally found their last piece." Jackson said making her look up only to see him looking at her amused as he casually leaned against the door frame.
#kpop x oc#ateez werewolf au#kpop werewolf au#bad guy BTS#poly mate packs#Jackson x Jessi x Mark#BTS x Karina x IU#human OC#human mate#only female mate#only human mate#I.M#I.N#hongjoong#sungchan#shotaro#mark lee#Jay B#BamBam
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woe/rejoice. agori (and by extension glatorian) hcs be upon you
Agori exhibit subtle sexual dimorphism differently depending on which tribe they belong to (i.e. lebori males have brighter plumage, fezeri females are larger), while their bone structures are essentially identical. Gaquri are the only tribe able to naturally alter their bodies' production of their estrogen and testosterone equivalents. Actively transitioning and/or intersex individuals of any tribe can present dimorphic traits of one sex, traits of both sexes, muddled traits, or none at all
Their breasts are placed in the pelvic area, like horses, and the nips are the only visible part. To prevent chafing, lower garments have soft reinforcements at hip-height
They have short, nubby tails which have survived across their evolution despite having lost their original size and purpose. their movement is very limited and usually unconscious; since they remain the same length during all stages of life, they appear to "shrink" the more a person grows. children use them to better balance themselves when learning to walk
With the exception of Basari's and Fezeri's, Agori ears are very flexible despite their small size and can lean in almost all directions. Their shape varies across tribes
Their senses aside from touch are generally keener than humans'
Agori clothing tends to prefer function to form and does not have significant differences between masculine and feminine styles, although it wasn't always the case before the Shattering
Together with hugs, kisses and handshakes, each tribe has a unique display of affection or greeting pertaining to the head and/or face: Lebori preen each other, Gaquri rub cheeks together, Koniri gently nip ears, Fezeri butt the top of their heads, Basari scratch each other's nape, Potori shove temples against one another and Tapyri press the other's hand to their forehead. The gesture's intensity is usually toned down when done to someone of a different tribe to avoid discomfort or pain
If an object is in an enclosed space like a house, a vehicle or a box, Agori will point to it with their chins instead of their fingers
Vorox and Zesk still communicate in an extremely simplified version of a strict Basari dialect, although the phonetics had to be heavily changed to adapt to the shape of their mutated mouths. Malum has learned it and is currently the only fully sapient being somewhat fluent in Bara Magna Basari
Other tribes tend not to know Tapyri have hair
Koniri fur keeps warm, but becomes stiff in great quantities; Lebori down feathers are very soft, but struggle to retain heat on their own; Potori wool offers great insulation in most climates, but risks growing mold easily when humidity increases
After they (almost) went extinct, the sturdy carapaces of dead Bara Magna Fezeri were pillaged to make very durable high quality armor. because of this there are no intact pieces or Fezeri remains left, and the few plates that have survived since, no matter how worn or outright broken, are either made into family heirlooms or sold at exhorbitant prices. Sahmad has a large number of them (almost all buried) as he made a habit of targetting and capturing anybody who wore them specifically
Tapyri are unique when it comes to cleaning since their protective mucus naturally catches dirt and other particles for easy removal, meaning they only need to scrub or peel it off. Gaquri, Koniri and Potori take water baths while Basari, Fezeri and Lebori take dust or sand baths
Agori children are addressed with the pronouns ti/tir until they choose their own. its highly unusual for someone to use ti/tir for tir whole life, and the set is often used as a playful jab when a person exhibits childish behavior
Pregnancy is a very taxing endeavour: the process takes around a year and a half, but the parent's body will additionally need two or three years to recover from the strain of the experience as a whole, during which it will be physically unable to produce the necessary material to make another child. sudden spikes in stress or a constant stream of it during pregnancy is almost sure to produce a stillborn, and its very easy for older individuals to simply not have the energy to make it through childbirth once the time comes. this used to not be a problem, since Agori are very long lived and the whole planet was full of them, but the Core War drastically reduced their numbers and the hazardous conditions produced by the Shattering all over the planet made for a very dangerous environment to attempt having a child in, so births became extremely rare in the 100 thousand years before Mata Nui's return. the so called "children of Bara Magna" (which include Gresh and Berix) are few and far between, commonly having significant age gaps from one to the other
A wide number of male MU beings is perceived as feminine or adjacent by Agori, partly due to sexual dimorphism not being A Thing for most species, partly due to voice and countenance: Tahu, for example, is considered to be very lady-like. in his specific case this perception might however be also affected by the fact that he was modeled after Ackar, who used to be much more overtly femme in his youth* (check tags)
this is what ive got so far. peace and love on spherus magna.
#bionicle#spherus magna#bara magna#agori#glatorian#random talks#(banging fists on the desk) its MY worldbuilding hc and i get to make EVERYONE FLAT CHESTED#a whole planet of sapient organic mammalian beings and the vortixx are STILL the only species with boobs. as it should be#a few of these traits are based on animals i.e. gaquri changing hormones is based on some fish being able to change sexes#ah yes. the Femme Bionicles. the angry fire poster boy and some old ass rugged desert warrior who just wants to retire#*by ackar being femme i dont mean 'he used to dress femininely' or 'he used to present femininely in ways humans might do'#i mean 'he exhibits very toned down male dimorphic traits for attracting mates bc hes ace and sure as plude not gonna want to attract Shit'#which resulted in his appearance being noticeably closer to that of female tapyri than that of other male tapyri#those traits end up becoming fainter with age anyways so now that hes older the difference is not as obvious#also bc its funny tarix still produces estrogen despite being a trans man just so he can give it to his trans wife vastus. homegrown hrt#vastus voice there are many benefits to being married to a fish#i probably forgot things. pester me about stuff you want to know or want elaborations on ig
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The evolution of the "two mates" theory into a true mating bond and an offspring mating bond perpetuates a misogynistic line of thinking.
It reduces Elain and Lucien's bond to the idea that Elain is merely meant to carry Lucien's child for some future greatness, implying that their bond will be rejected because Lucien wouldn't want to burden Elain with that responsibility, despite Elain feeling a pull towards him.
This reductionist view ignores the Suriel's statement that mates are meant to be equals and instead focuses solely on Rhys's theory about producing strong offspring, which has been disproven by various examples such as Feyre and Nesta's inability to carry their mates' children and Thesan's desire for a mating bond with his same-sex partner.
The logical conclusion is that the mating bond serves a broader purpose beyond offspring production.
However, some insist on concluding that there are two kinds of mating bonds. Examining other examples from SJM, every mating bond in the CC series contributed to the downfall of the Asteri. From Theia and Aidas bringing Hel's forces during the rebellion, to Silene and her NC High Lord keeping the legend alive through storytelling that allowed Bryce to find the truth, to Baxian and Danika motivating the search for other worlds, to Bryce and Hunt and Ruhn and Lidia who ultimately killed the Asteri.
Furthermore, in Crescent City, there would have been more mates, yet Aidas emphasized the necessity of Bryce and Hunt being together to stop the Asteri. Despite this, it took the intervention of a higher being to make them mates, highlighting that even in such a complex scenario, fate played a decisive role.
The Asteri's manipulation to force a mating bond was limited to angels, as it served the purpose of producing more angels.
Yet, proponents of the "offspring mating bond" theory continue to insist that Elain and Lucien's bond exists solely for procreation, despite the deeper implications and fate-driven changes evident in other examples.
#elucien#acotar mates#acotar mating bonds#crescent city#crescent city 3#stop making two bonds happen#it’s never gonna happen#this is extremely fucking misogynistic#and a theory that came from a group of shippers who insists that pointing out a female’s uterus has nothing to do with mating bonds#to come up with this shitty af theory that the only reason why Elain is mated to Lucien#antie/riel#antielriel
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I was talking about this on a call the other day but one of my favorite things about Sea of Thieves is that the characters are allowed to be ugly and so wildly diverse. Even the skeletons are diverse and have compelling and fun designs.
Note that when I say ugly I don’t mean that as a bad thing - I’m a firm believer that ugly doesn’t have to be a bad word, just the same as fat doesn’t have to be. Nobody’s perfect and that’s beautiful etc etc, when I say ugly I mean “not conventionally attractive” and it’s something I wholeheartedly appreciate
Like. Player pirates are randomly generated, which can be frustrating but at the end of the day it’s refreshing to not be able to sit and put together the perfect pirate. There will always be little scars or nicks or features you didn’t choose to place there, but they’re your pirates’ features. Just a couple days ago I realized my pirate has a snake bite on her cheek, and I LOVE that it’s there, though I never would have considered it for her had I been given the option to build her from scratch.
The NPCs, too, are diverse, and allowed to be flawed, and ugly. With their crooked or missing teeth and imperfect proportions and scars and asymmetrical faces - Rare could have very easily chosen to make every last NPC a perfectly pretty face fit for a magazine, and they chose not to. It makes the characters feel a little more real, more like they’re people - I can’t tell you how often I sit and examine the models of NPCs to look at every little detail and just appreciate how imperfect they are.
And like previously stated - and perhaps the thing I appreciate the most - even the skeleton characters are widely varied. Rathbone moves with a hunched posture that hides the fact his frame is fairly small, Grimm is tall and wide in that way that Sea of Thieves builds their fat characters, one of Chi’s horns is growing from her eye socket and she’s lankier than Ruth’s sturdy frame, Horatio has arms that are just a little too long, so on and so forth.
Just… Sure, I don’t by any means love Rare as a company, but the character design we see in Sea of Thieves is some of the best I’ve ever seen. I have a lot of love for this pirate game and the amount of love the design team put into every single character they offer us
#sea of thieves#ok to rb btw id love to hear what ppls favorite character designs are and why#sorry this is rambly its 2:30am. but i needed to gush#i hope it all makes sense pls dont take it in bad faith 💙#its the only game i can think of off the top of my head that has fat women both present AND playable#hell just has fat people in general both present AND playable and its not a punchline#and the fat characters arent just a thin model blown up. theyre proportioned differently theyre ACTUALLY fat!!!!#and it applies to both male and female pirate models!!!!#the crew i first started sailing with all plays w a female pirate model and theyre all vastly different just in body type alone#my pirate is tall and built like a brick shithouse. our captains pirate is lanky and a bit short#our first mates pirate is a bit more compact than mine. built more evenly compared to punks topheavy shape#and my fellow crewmates pirate is tall too but shes fatter than punk#idkkkkk idk im just in love w the designs in this game#and this isnt even getting into the other stuff like having canon binary trans and nonbinary pirates
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Enough
Hunt Athalar x female reader.
Summary: You and Hunt have been dating for a while now. Despite how much you have grown to love him, you refrain from saying anything in fear that he is still in love with Shahar. You realize that this is far from the truth.
A/N: This is a bit of an alternative universe with the reader in Bryce’s place (love Bryce though, so please no attacking me 😂). There’s references to parts of the first and second book. Haven’t read the third book, so please no spoilers. Other than that, hope anyone reading this enjoys it.
“She’s nothing like Shahar.”
Before you could hear more, you quickly walk away from where Hunt stands before he can see you and walk out of the 33rd Legion.
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Hunt told you about Shahar.
About how much he loved her. How her death impacted him so much that he hadn’t had a serious relationship in centuries.
Though you were happy that he had trusted you enough to share that with you, you couldn’t help but feel as if you’d never compare to her for she was everything that you weren’t. Strong, brave, beautiful. But more importantly, an angel just like him.
You and Hunt met when he was assigned to guard you after some powerful individuals were out to get you in the hopes of using your power to gain information as you were a dream walker. A rare gift in Lunathion. Yet, it somehow existed in your family line. On your mother’s side to be exact. The last known person exemplifying this ability was your grandmother.
Despite Hunt being a bit standoffish initially, you both eventually grew close to one another as he was staying in your apartment until the bad guys were caught. Anyone with eyes could see the connection between the two of you as you did things together that couples would do. From going eating takeout together to a watching movies together.
However, things changed between the two of you when he came back to your house all beaten and bruised after a night of being sent on a mission to take care of some people. After helping him get cleaned up, you brought him to your room and cuddled. This eventually resulted in him falling asleep in your lap as you raked your fingers through his dark shoulder length hair.
It was at that moment you saw a tormented male trying to survive the horrors of his past. From that day on, you two became a couple. Though, it had to stay low profile until the baddies were caught. Once they were, you and Hunt continued to living together.
You had truly believed that everything between the two of you was going well until you heard that sentence.
You had know idea what hurt more, hearing those words come from Hunt’s mouth or the fact that he was telling his friends and colleagues this.
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After dinner, you and Hunt are sitting on the living room couch, watching a movie together. The space between you two is evident.
Since Hunt got home from work, the interactions you’ve had with him brief. Though you try to ignore the words you heard earlier that day, they find way into your mind again.
She’s nothing like Shahar.
You must have been silent for a while because Hunt had turned off the tv and turned, looking straight at you.
“Babe… what’s wrong? You’ve only spoken a few words since I have come home and you’re not cuddling me like usual. Also, we didn’t have lunch together like we usually do every Friday. Is something wrong?”
Instantly, you shake your head.
“Come on (y/n), I know that isn’t true. Please, whatever it is, tell me and we can fix it together.”
Together?
You’d almost fall for his sweet words if you hadn’t heard what he said to Isaiah and Naomi earlier.
“I had gone to your work today to have lunch together when I heard what you said to Isaiah and Naomi.”
The angel’s smile is there only for a few seconds longer as if realizing what you were referring to.
“Baby…what you thought you heard this afternoon, isn’t what you think it is.” He stops to take a breath before continuing. “When you heard me saying that you are nothing like Shahar, I meant it.”
You wince before looking down to hide your tears.
“You are better than Shahar.” The angel pauses before continuing. “Looking back on the time I had with Shahar, I thought I loved her when in actually it was infatuation. From the time you and I have had together, I realized that the the moments I shared with her were ploys for her to gain my affection so that I can play a part in her rebellion all those years ago. Everyone in 33rd can see that.”
Hunt can tell you still look gets onto his knees and hugs you, holding onto your waist.
“I love you so much and I don’t want to taint you. You are literally the epitome of light and goodness while I’m darkness and corruption”, the angel in front of you says tearfully.
You are shocked by those words. He said those three little words that held such impact.
It doesn’t take long for you to take the angel’s chin into your left hand, looking into his dark, tear stained eyes. A contrast from his usual brooding stare.
“The man I love is more than that. An evil man wouldn’t feel guilt or remorse for what he has done. You do. You wipe his tears with your thumbs, kissing where the tear stains for. “Also, you were in a position where you had no choice”, your mind thinking back to the late Sandriel and Micah.
You then get to your knees to be leveled with Hunt, letting your fingers travel through his dark hair as a way to ground him. Though not as long as it used to be, you can’t help touching the remainder of his dark tresses.
Hunt then lets his hands gently touch your cheeks for a few seconds before bringing your face near to his own.
“I’m so lucky to have you as my love and mate.”
“Mate?” you look at him shockingly.
Realizing what he said, Hunt tries to explain.
“Yes, mate. I understand if it’s too soon for you to say but I want you to know that you are my mate… When I’m around you, I feel this need to protect you as well as want to be a better male.”
You smile at him. “I feel it too. Though, I was afraid to say something in fear that it wasn’t reciprocated.”
The two of you then lean into share a passionate kiss, whispering your love and commitment to one another for all eternity.
#crescent city#hunt athalar#hunt athalar x reader#crescent city fanfiction#umbra mortis#umbra mortis x reader#alternate universe#crescent city series#house of earth and blood#house of sky and breath#hunt x you#hunt crescent city#crescent city fandom#crescent city fanfic#sarah j maas#Hunt Athalar imagine#hunt athalar x female reader#fluffy ending#angst#but only a little#dreamwalker reader#some Shahar slander#sorry to Crescent City fans that love her#mates#fated mates#soulmates#true mates#no Bryce though I love her#so don’t attack me#a smidge of angst but not really
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honestly when i tried to figure out why some fans are so mad at ivypool these days i was looking through avos and. the scene where ivypool apologises to twigpaw for not supporting sending a patrol for skyclan is genuinely very sweet??
i actually saw someone characterize this as "ivypool forcing twigpaw to forgive her". is it crack you smoke. is that what you smoke. you smoke crack?
#she apologises THREE SEPARATE TIMES#she acknowledges that dovewing and tigerheart's situation made her ignore twigpaw's feelings#she reassures twigpaw that this is the right thing for the clans. she tells her she's proud of her & tc is lucky to have her#you guys do understand that to apologise you have to Do Something Wrong?? or is that the part that's so unforgivable?#i am fASCINATED by the treatment of dove and ivy by the fans in recent years#i'm still pondering it but i think there are a few root causes#1) I think a lot of people read oots as kids and hated dove & identified with ivy because of the underdog storyline#maybe this fandom worship of dovewing is kinda part of that? wanting to feel like you've grown out of fandom misogyny?#but i also feel like 2) tigerdove has really increased dovewing's popularity#and i think because ivypool is so staunchly opposed to their relationship people then have to villainise ivypool#3) is maybe too spicy of a take but to be honest#i think people are subconsciously way more comfortable with a woman whose story ends in heterosexual marriage and childrearing#dovewing's mom role in TBC to shadowsight probably helped her popularity#so ivypool whose relationship w Fernsong & her kits is much less of a focus. and is mUCH less maternal#and who still exhibits Ugly Female Emotions like anger and hurt#and who God Forbid now holds a position of authority...#is too complicated to fit into :) she's such a good mom :) she's such a good mate#dovewing is easier to like because she tends to be a victim of circumstances (🤫 and often lacks agency in her storylines)#since ivypool regularly uses her agency to Fuck Up#fans revert to idealising dovewing because not only is she too good to do bad things. she also doesn't do Things in general#never mind that ivypool is the one who sacrifices and apologises#anyway <3 i think if i made a full analysis of ivy and dove post OOTS i would get too many spicy anons so i will cower in the tags
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I like Luke but a part of me doesn't forgive him for being an 'Armand is Alice' truther. I know he's a devil's minion ethusiast but you better not try to erase Daniel's wives on my watch!
#like mate we need to maintain your character's narrative integrity here and also this show already has only few female characters#iwtvposting
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The more I see Crowley called gay, the stronger urge I get to ship him with women.
Of course, most of the time, he's... Well, a she. There's that.
Still, the longer I spend in the fandom, the more I want to put male Crowley with female characters.
#by female characters I guess I mean fem!satan and beelzebub#war's a lesbian michael's a lesbian (she looves fem!crowley though) my ocs don't want him#crowley likes p*ssy die mad about it like... bisexuals exists?#and don't get me started on how much i hate the popular ship and why#the fact that i can't stand mm is not a secret at this point#diary pages#good omens#good omens fandom#crowley#good omens crowley#tbh the only male character i ship fem!crowley is satan#so crowley/satan is straight and crowley/beelzebub is straight *cough* and inc*st *cough*#crowley/michael is lesbian#do i ship him/her with anyone else?.. oh right hastur that ship is also straight#that's about it the character doesn't click with any of my ocs#the only male i... put (not ship) male crowley with is a random king cobra he mates with and gets knocked up by#he's technically female in that moment but still#yes the scenario i dreamt about#and yes beelzebub loses it at him
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I read two Nesta/Azriel fics and why was this never an option??? My eyes are open, I can see in technicolor.
#no I don’t care her and cassian are mates#nesta is a freak and so is Az#have her twisted up like a damn pretzel from one of her romance novels#I also don’t care Az only wants females he can’t have#technically nesta is one of them#so it works#she could be his spy princess#I’m just saying#I don’t hate cassian either so don’t get it twisted#Azriel#acotar#nesta archeron#nesriel#nezriel#idk what their ship name is#just my what ifs you know
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me: there's no way i can write even a considerable amount of the taob chapter before the end of the month like i promised personal things have just got to me it's not happening no way
me regardless: *putting in my earphones. looping vogel im kafig. opening the doc*
#VOGEL IM KAFIG BEST WRITING MUSIC BTW!!!!#like yes i KNOW my mates are gonna be here in minimum 2 hours bc it's the last student night of the term and we're all going out#AND there's drama so everyone's a bit buzzed#(someone find analysis on the impacts of drama/gossip on the local female pack bc it's SO funny it's like we reach a higher state of being)#BUT STILL I FEEL I CAN STILL GET AT LEAST A GOOD PORTION DONE#AND IF I GET ENOUGH DONE I MIGHT BE ABLE TO FINISH IT TOMORROW WHEN I GET HOME#like i already (only) have 3k words written so it's not like im starting from scratch#hmmmm. we shall see#taob updates
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Ever heard an omegaverse concept that bothers you so much you can’t stop thinking about it
#the one in question says that to realize ur dynamic you need to transition your human gender#so like male omegas would have to be transwomen to be fully realized with their gender#and that only same sex relationships can have mates#and like do whatever you want but#when you make cishet the literal oppressed in ur narrative#I feel like ur adding to the toxic terf idea that like oh no first day of trans school I hope they don’t find out I’m cis#like the whole oh sorry ur cishet ur forever miserable or excluded from my au#and I don’t like that vibe I think it’s extremely gross#also imagine the amount of forced transitions in this universe op#I feel like ur demonizing the trans identity with ur little project way more than you are being inclusive#thats just me tho I’ll probably block them if I see them again bc I think it’s a gross concept jsut bc they don’t like#female alpha and male omega double anatomy#I think it’s lame and problematic#like do whatever you want but I don’t have to like it and I can complain about it
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playing clangen is rlly funny because i HATEEEE the one sprite where the cat is super skinny and front-facing i think it's so ugly but it appears for both short-furred and medium-furred cats even though i like some of the other short and medium-furred cat sprites. so in order to avoid having any ugly front-facing cats in my clans i have to resort to killing any babies that are born with medium or short fur. like committing atrocities to keep the pure long-furred genes aflow. i have sent so many newborn kits to starclan because they were born with short or medium fur.
#my current clan is called doeclan#all of the warriors are females and the only males are medicine cats and mediators#any male kits born are exiled when they get their warrior name#all of the female cats have to go outside the clan to find mates and have kits the males cant have mates#its literally the only way i can keep the population low enough and prevent inbreeding#im so bad at this game because no matter how strict i am i always get like 5 fucking pages of cats and theyre all inbred 😭😭#clangen#warriors#warrior cats#talking
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Passionate, homosexual love letter for you!
“Oh Max, thy strange swag has enchanted me. I dream of your amazing mouse facts, and yearn for the day that I might hear your wonderful jokes again.
Cursed be fate (uni) for keeping us apart (giving me work so I can’t write u so much).
In love (/p), a totally anonymous person.”
BDJSHSISJSOSHSK oh thank you anonymous person whos identity i yearn to unravel (charlie), i am platonically swooning at your words. Truly, how dare fate get in the way of our blossoming friendship 😔😔💞💞
#I HOPE THE UNI WORK IS EASY 💞💞💞#also GIGGLING thank you for this :D it made me smile#ALSO rodent fact:#did you know that rodents can declan ???#(which is when rodents who were previously in a group kick out one or more rodents from the group)#i was specifically researching gerbils so idk how generalisable this is to other rodents#BUUUTTT gerbils have hierarchys with 'alpha males/females' and subordinate gerbils#and sometimes the leader gerbil is challenged which leads to the challenger and the leader fighting#the loser is then kicked from the group#this can happen for several reasons#1. only the leader/alpha gerbil can mate with gerbils. which can make the other gerbils mad and want that for themselves#2. another gerbil wants to become the alpha gerbil. often this happens when the alpha is older or weak#3. if a newer or younger gerbil has joined the group. they may upset the established hierarchy. other gerbils may want to mate with it OR-#-the newer gerbil may want the leader position instead#(ive been calling the alpha gerbil the leader but idk if they actually lead anyone 😭😭 also im not sure if alpha females exist)#BUT YEAH it leads to fighting and the loser being kicked out#sometimes other gerbils will leave with the loser#HOWEVER in captivity when a gerbil is kicked out they cant actually leave the cage so its up to the owner to notice the signs of declanning#the signs are an increase in fights (when the loser doesnt leave cos it cant get out the cage.. the alpha takes their continued presence-#-as a threat to their authority leading to more fighting)#if not dealt with.. it often leads to the losers death :((#another sign is the loser not sleeping in the burrow with other gerbils and eating seperately#theyll also be really exited about leaving the cage and want to get out as quick as possible#if declanning happens ur supposed to remove the gerbil from the cage/tank/gerbilarium and give them a new home#then you gotta introduce them to new gerbils (gerbils get rlly sad if left on their own)#ANYWAY SORRU I WANTED TO RAMBLE ABOUT GERBILS COS I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS A THING UNTIL A WEEK AGO
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Ever read an actual novel and just think: This author totally writes fanfiction. The tropes are there. I see them. And I'm here for them.
I've been sucked into this book for two days straight. I can't put it down. It's a real damn shame there's not fanart whatsoever of this series. WHY?? And literally no one is talking about it aside from reviews on amazon. This makes me upset.
#stardoc#what a ride!#It's actually very engaging#with a hot love interest#bitemark claim trope#mate for life trope#feisty main female lead#glidecars#what a cool name for a speeder#only she can solve the mystery illness#because she's a genetically altered genius#but that's ok because intellegence is her only superpower#and being immune to diseases#super powered doctor to the rescue#if her love interest dies I quit though#he's perfection#and so positively healthy masculine <3#I ship them so hard
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I will always be vocal about how much dr stone sucks and how stupid it is but to be quite honest it consumes 80% of my waking thoughts and yes i also downloaded the chinese kemonomimi doujin so i could pretend to read it in my spare time
#Listen to my problems#i was thinking again about how well picked the animals are for them like i really couldnt have done a better job#i always have something to say but this cowed me ....... a lion and a deer ... almost beastars but not .... amazing#no one will ever do it like him again. and not a red deer a white tailed deer like what other creature can present itself#with both majesty and cuteness .... the little bobbing tail ....enough to drive anybody crazy. even his allies want desperately to protect#him... and the one hunting him literally fell in love with him at first sight and licked him all over before letting him go#to be honest you look very delicious but unfortunately im not hungry ...#honestly the smell of blood is hard to ignore so can you tend to that wound first ...#and he sits quietly with him to listen to him because hes so well behaved ... you can be tamed with a fearlessly outstretched hand#the fiercest beast .... hyunjae was right when he said who would turn down that kind of affection#and the view of senku from the bottom up that tail again front and centre... slightly raised so you can see the softest whitest fur under...#but also the cut on his leg that he sustained from wandering the woods with such a tiny skirt. utterly obscene#i understand this is a dj about them eventually having lots of cross species babies but holy fuckkkkk never in history has there been two#characters who are such a perfect match for each other they can do it all#i think senku should get tsukasa pregnant actually. YOU will breastfeed. uhn... leave it to me#anyway since nobody wanted to hear it from me i'll say it here but white tailed deers literally get chased as foreplay because the female#only mates when shes ready so she just evades the male until its time but also it would be funny if senku just isnt fast enough to escape#and he gets mounted right away and tsukasa doesnt let him go until the 24 hour lion mating period is over#every fifteen minutes to half an hour he will get a load up his rear and by the end of it he will look like (pile of shredded lettuce)
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Neil and Andrew as male honey bees that have been kicked out of their hives for the winter, and they find each other and decide to stay together, flying around together and keeping each other company for the short remainder of their lives.
#male honey bees are kicked out of hives right before winter by the females bc male honey bees pretty much only exist to mate with the queen#and once winter hits they get kicked out so that there aren't as many mouths to feed and so the females can survive until spring#so they are left to starve or freeze to death#and so i decided to make that little fun fact about andreil lol#who says you cant make ANY situation about a ship???#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#honey bees#bees
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