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[violentale]

VIOLENTALE SANS (FROSTBITE)

" Survival is key in this world...as is Hunger...you need to decide which is more important to you..."

Name:  Sans Serif

Nicknames: Frostbite (AU name), Wendi (Undyne), Deer Meat (also Undyne), The Hunter of Snowden (All Monsters)

Gender: Non-binary (but will answer to masculine pronouns)

Race: Skeleton Monster

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Status: Alive

Family: Papyrus (brother), Wingdings (father/deceased), River Person (mother/deceased)

Allies: Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Frisk, Grillby, Toriel, and Mettaton

Enemies: Monarch, Asgore, Rottie, Anyone who hurts Papyrus

Magic Color: Icy Blue, occasionally white

Magic Scent: Fresh Gingerbread Cookies and Fresh Snow

Magic Taste (for you simps): Neopalatan Ice Cream with Sprinkles and chocolate syrup.

Sexuality: Asexual (Grey)

PERSONALITY

Most monsters view Sans as a cold blooded Sociopath with a love of killing anything that pisses him off. In truth this is only half true, while he does have ASPD (Antisocial Personality Disorder), Sans typically targets those who pose a threat to him and his brother the only person he's managed to connect with. Many of his behaviors stem from his father's actions, and potentially inherit his psychological issues. That said, he rarely targets humans or mages preferring to consume wild game. He even refuses to let Papyrus consume humans in any way, shape or form. Much like his mother he finds issues with how the monsters made a deal with a god for power turning them into beasts who are constantly in hunger. According to some like Grillby who grew up with him as children, he used to be a happy comedic monster till his parents passed away. After becoming the alpha of Snowden he closed himself to anyone but his brother until Frisk arrived. Eventually letting them into their inner circle and declaring them under his care.

HISTORY

As a kid Sans was a bright happy child, and loved his mother deeply growing up, he lived with her and his baby brother in isolation for years till their father found them. He forced the three to live with him, and tried to force Sans to hunt humans with him which upset his mother greatly. After threatening to take them both away Sans had to watch his father slaughter and devour her. Once he was a teen Sans waited for the right moment to kill him but as Papyrus got older and his father threatened to teach Papyrus how to hunt humans Sans ambushed him in rage. He killed his father before eating him and asserting himself as the new alpha of Snowden.  When he becomes the alpha of his territory he eventually meets the other Alphas such as Undyne, who he regularly annoys for fun and Alphys, who becomes somewhat of a friend as she is typically very rational and is viewed to him as a non-threath to his territory.

As they grew up Toriel and Grillby did most of their education with the pair, and became the closest thing they had to guardian figures. Despite this Sans has very little feelings for both monsters, mainly accepting their assistance in the beginning to help Papyrus learn as he grew up. As an adult alpha, he only ever had a few rules for those under his territory.

No killing humans or mages without reason, only those who were both gluttonous and cruel.

Any injury to his younger brother was punishable by death.

Never consume everything, always leave something so the population can grow to avoid starvation.

Do not touch him without permission you don't want to know what the punishment will be

PACIFIST ROUTE

When Frisk arrives in Snowden he smells them almost immediately, but chooses to fake not being able to find them in the beginning to play along with Papyrus who tries to hide them. After he grows bored of that he begins having various monsters fight them, if they choose to spare each of them he will attempt to push them further by attacking them. He will keep pushing them till Papyrus interrupts the fight and declares them his first friend. Sans says he will allow it and allow them to pass but if he finds that they're too big a danger to be left alone he'll eat them painfully slow.

As they pass through Waterfall they'll run into Sans again who forewarns them about Undyne the Alpha of the area. Describing her as an incredible pain in his tail bone, and a lousy aim for a self proclaimed knight.  This actually helps Frisk as Undyne's aim with her barbs is incredibly poor, and afterwards he'll congratulate them on being smart enough to lure Undyne to Hot Land. He of course means this sarcastically as he then says he kinda was bummed though because he was hoping that he could see if they could still run with a barb in their stomach.

He then will give them a tip to deal with Alphys the Alpha of Hot Land, and encourages them to ask her about anime. While on their journey they catch Sans selling Chicken Fingers when asking where he got the chickens he tells them "what chickens? Oh you thought these were chicken fingers...nah that's just a catchier name than the alternative heh."

This can cause Frisk to either throw up or swallow, if they choose to swallow he'll respond with "Wow you must really be starving , not that I can judge you for that least yours wasn't a 'family meal'."

Should they choose to throw up he'll begin laughing before telling them "Nice, you know that meat isn't easy to come by could you be a little less wasteful but then who am I to judge maybe I over cooked them?"

They'll see him again when reaching the watering hole before they fight with Mettaton, he'll pull them to the side and offer them a plate of venison. As they eat he begins to tell them the true reason why he didn't kill them "I normally just kill any threats that come into Snow Den...but Paps was getting lonely and the former Queen sent a carrier raven with a message...'Don't hurt the child chosen by the Gods' ...I know the legends...but I don't have much faith in those bastards... truthfully I only let you walk out alive because Paps likes you if you didn't become his friend and promise to come back to see him ...y o u ' d  b e  d e a d  w h e r e  y o u  s t a n d... Hey lighten up...besides...I am just being dramatic! ...Maybe...have fun with the robot..."

After beating Mettaton, and making it to the Field of Judgement, they'll run into Sans once again as he begins talking to them. "So you've actually managed to make it all this way...your journey from the God of Wrath is nearly complete...most monsters call me the Hunter because I slay the wicked and eat the damned...but you are a special one...you had every right to kill yet you spared every soul ... you've had every opportunity to feed yet you are not gluttonous...I hate saying this...but I envy your compassion...perhaps if I keep you close...I can learn from you both how to be kind... probably not...but it is a nice thought...beyond these fields is the Kings domain...even his subjects dare to not enter lest they be eaten themselves...I wonder...how will you charm your way through his sins...best of luck kid..."

After fighting the King and challenging Monarch, the God will imprison Asgore in Mount Ebott declaring a truce. Afterwards Sans can be seen getting into a snow ball fight with others, having a snow cone, and going to sleep with Papyrus and Frisk.

GENOCIDE ROUTE

After killing Toriel, and running into Papyrus it at first starts like Pacifist timeline with one key difference being that Papyrus will smell Toriel's dust after hiding them from Sans. This starts a fight and if they choose to kill Papyrus in the end Sans will become unstable. Leaving them a letter that instructs them to not die ' b e c a u s e  I a m  g o i n g  t o

k i l l  y o u  d i r t y  b r o t h e r  k i l l e r...'.

When they reach the Fields of Judgement Sans will appear and begin saying "so you're finally at the end of your journey...the God of Wrath must live up to his name...you've become as ravenous as the old ones...I can't fault you're hunger...but I always hoped perhaps you were different from some of us...I would call you a Hunter like myself but you...your nothing more than a predator preying on those weaker than you...I despise breaking an oath...but I despise gluttonous beasts like you even more...it's a beautiful day for a hunt...birds are flourishing...fish are bountiful...on days like this...beast like you...s h o u l d  b e  b u r n i n g  i n  h e l l..."

As the fight goes on attacking and wearing him down is the best approach, as is taking advantage of his blind spot due to his damaged eye. Throughout the battle he will recall Frisk being apart of his pack, how they had once been like family to him, and he used to be proud of their unique nature. Asking for mercy like in other versions will of course result in death, and once the killing blow is struck Sans will beg them for one last favor. He will beg them to consume him, dust and all so that he and his family will live on inside them, this implies that after his brother died he consumed his dust. Upon consuming him they will level up to 20 and continue their journey.

ABILITIES

Blue magic (Telekinesis)

Ice Magic

Ice Manipulation

Teleporting

Cold Resistance

Supernatural Strength

Supernatural Speed

Trap Creation

Hunting Prey

Enhanced Senses

Endless Hunger (Able to Consume ANYTHING)

Powerful Bite

Clawed Phalanges

WEAKNESSES

Low Heat Resistantance

Fire Magic

Blind in Right Eye-light

Puns

Papyrus

His Temper

Promises

Hunger (Stays in a constant state of hunger)

[armadillorollup]

in honour of wolvie returning to the big screen here's a fond childhood memory

[yesokayiknow]

i hope that sometimes fifteen's psychic paper shorts out and shows what fourteen's thinking back on earth. he tries to sneak in somewhere and the guard's like this just says 'need to pick up cat food'? and fifteen's like 🥺 they got a cat

[panakina]

I refuse to believe that Bruce Wayne, a man in his fifties who took up martial arts in his twenties, who has had at least one serious spinal injury and countless other injuries, is in anyway comparable to the adult robins, who have been training and conditioning since their early teens if not earlier and are all in their prime.

[1-7776]

This is makign me sick why are the devs taking off his hat every frame and putting it back just to do it again for the rest of his life. do you think its funny? you sickos you freaks leave him alone you dont deserve him

[inkskinned]

you're in the habit of denying yourself things.

if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.

but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?

what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.

and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.

you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.

so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.

it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.

sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.

oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

[natashowlet]

Miguel O’Hara icons

[an-established-butt-dent]

I'm a bald Solas lover I swear!!!!

—> Process video under the cut because of flash warning.

[bluerosefox]

Uncle Damian Mode ACTIVATE

Twins Danny and Damian but! They both know where the other is (Damian going to Bruce and Danny being sent to the Fentons on a mission at a young age), has kept in touch and all that.

They just...never got around to telling anyone about the other.

That is until Danny comes interrupting Damian on patrol one night in a panic, pushes a bundle into his arms and hurriedly says "Read our texts! It'll explain! I gotta go, got a fruitloop on my tail! Be back when I can!"

And rushes off. When Damian looks down at the bundle in his arm, ignoring the yelling on comms and Nightwing rushing over, he is stunned to see a almost identical face to that of his brother staring back at him, only he can tell its female from the more delicate features.

When he later reads the texts his brother sent during his patrol... well he's tempted to go fruitloop hunting but he has a niece to take of... and inform his father of his granddaughter he's currently holding.

[aithusarosekiller]

Giving the black brothers the authentic sibling experience:

Sirius: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Regulus: having a drink...?

Sirius, taking the glass off him and guiding him to a seat: you've already had two, you're way too young to be drinking this much, your liver will up and leave your goddamn body

Regulus: you were doing this at fourteen, I am quite literally twenty

Sirius, convinced he's still thirteen: ......I don't think you are, Lulu

Regulus: firstly, that stupid name has been overused since we were ten, secondly, you're twenty-two, so do the maths.

Sirius: *calls narcissa* important question, how old is regs

Narcissa: twenty

Sirius: *staring at him in horror* ew

[i-like-to-look-at-your-back]

Sleeping off

[artharakka]

Variation on Swords I

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[kensatou]

bonus:

[simkoos]

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[azurecoffin]

so i saw deadpool & wolverine