#onion girl

[lockedtombmemes]

[the-bot-named-r0z]

Heres the vid of me devouring a onion

All of you bask in the gloriousness of my allium munching skill!!!

[catinakimono]

I can’t explain it but she looks like an onion to me… silly little onion girl

[benoits-neckerchieves]

Think I’ve finally figured out why Daniel Craig is trending

This image has become a meme in comparing him to a banker / accountant / antiques dealer / European MP, university professor etc etc (whilst also acknowledging the sexiness ofc)

Why does he keep accidentally creating viral memes and he doesn’t even know 😭😭

[crimeronan]

i don't really understand why people react in shuddering horror to the idea of casually eating raw onion or raw garlic cloves as a snack they're so good. cronch like potato chip but tangy flavor with a little bit of sweetness and a pleasant aftertaste. delicious. what vitamins am i deficient in.

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

Revolutionary Girl Utena as Onion headlines 15/?

[gaywrathwife]

"Now I'm no expert in schoolyard custom, but these duels for the Rose Bride's betrothal—let's call them a turkey of fanfare, Ms. Utena. And within that turkey is a duck. Within that duck, a chicken. This entire ridiculous ritual is one blasted turducken of obfuscation."

[thefrsers]

THEYYYYYY😭😭😭

[sarcasticmudkip]

Listen it might already have been said but the thing that makes Knives Out and Glass Onion distinct and great compared to mysteries with Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot is that they are both very importantly not focused on the detective.

Benoit Blanc is an great character to be sure, but the journey is focused on the injustice towards the victim. The thing that drives the movie with the thirst and want for an answer is NOT in the pursuit of showing off how smart and intellectual our main detective is, but instead is driven with the pursuit of showing off the compassion and humanity of the main character WHICH is NOT just the detective, but also the victim.

The inherent cold, factual apathy that is present not only in many typical fictional detectives, but in the very nature of our obsession with crimes and mysteries--whether it be a TV show highlighting a detectives’ intellect by showing how little they care for emotions, or a documentary on the “insane brilliant psyche” of a real life serial killer. The FOCUS is always on the crime, on the murderer, on the unfeeling facts and sciences that “must always lead” to an eventual answer.

And that is why it is so refreshing when these movies subvert these tropes, not just on the surface level of telling you who the killer is midway through, or making a perfect crime look idiotic. No, it’s also that they change the very object of desire and that it is not just looking to see who the killer is, but to see who the victims are, and where the justice is. It’s about the victims and their pursuit of closure when the justice system fails them! It’s about the detective being a caring human being instead of a knowledge machine! It is about how there is more to the crime than just solving the crime! but also yeah the movies are good because benoit is gay with hugh grant that too

[thehumanwiki]

pokémon but with onion headlines badly edited on it once again

Part 1, Part 2

[prince-rat]

tom kenny the man you are

[momyolalatityantan]

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[saevity]

cordelia bc i missed drawing her <3 can't believe this is the first time i've drawn her in a gibson girl(-ish) hairstyle, edwardian hairstyles are so fun

[benoits-neckerchieves]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL CRAIG !!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

i made a thing !! every movie and TV show he’s ever done (apart from 1992’s ‘Anglo Saxon Attitudes’ because infuriatingly i could not get a clip of that. Also excluding animated / voiceover + Star Wars because you can’t see his face)

Source: @benoits-neckerchieves

02 March 1968

Edit: Just wanna say thanks that this is already doing numbers on TikTok omg thank you guys

[teranobriss]

Hatchetfield + Onion Headlines, part 4 of ??

feat nightmare time

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

Utena as Onion Headlines, 3/?