#onion articles

[moodywho]

Eleventh Doctor as Onion Headlines 

[illogicallyinclined]

art machine broke, so here are some onion article titles that immediately made me think of Logan Sanders

bonus: 

[snailuh]

btas but its onion articles

[lokissed]

Loki, right after confessing to killing Baldr: Okay, I need to stay hidden, out of sight.

Also Loki:

[vintage--lilacs]

Merlin + The Onion Article Headlines

[iamthegodofthenewworld]

Death note onion articles (part one)

[johndoe-lesbo]

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[quercus-queer]

Miss Susan of Texas really never misses huh

I refuse to allow my most popular post be a twitter screenshot that I added nothing to but I have no idea what to change the caption to and no one liked my memes smh, y’all have such low standards and I will never recover from thousands of people coming into my house and telling me i’m not funny... ms. brockjampton of tiktok i’m so sorry I failed you... Anyway if anyones reading this you’re very sexy and I hope you’re having a nice day. Drink some water, eat some fruit, bully rich people online, look at the stars, and steal a street sign. 

Also, to the dumbasses in my notes, in case you couldn’t tell its called a joke. I know the rich people buy rich people drugs from other rich people doing illegal rich people things while being protected by other rich people... it’s almost like its a subtle criticism of the rich people consuming copious amounts of illegal substances while thousands of people are imprisoned for it... pointing out the hypocrisy of the “smart” wall street men being drug addicts who would be villainized and shamed if they’re poor. Its almost like its an exaggeration of the circumstances for comedic purposes... or MAYBE its just funny to imagine these rich assholes struggling to do their “jobs” after fucking over the general population... like y’all are something else

[apollysabyss]

[blessyouhawkeye]

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[extramachine]

I stole this idea from another fandom but it was too good not to make

[palefoxwerewolf]

[kinz-the-queen-of-hearts]

In case y’all missed this gem from the Onion.

[lokissed]

When the Asgardians haven’t heard anything from Loki in a suspiciously long few minutes

[finelythreadedsky]

"historians admit to inventing ancient greeks" onion article actualy just statistical error. average historian invented none of ancient greece. histories herodotus, who lives in halicarnassus and created the entire concept of pan-hellenic unity and identity in nine books, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.