#one piece tiktok au

[one-piece-tiktok-au]

[swampstew]

New chapter of KillerCook dropping tomorrow ~

1 PM EST . Queuing up the first 4 chapters to prep you all for shenanigans

[toughbunnyforever]

art requests from instagram last month 💌 (i’m toughbunnyforever over there too)

[mueslicrumbs]

[octopodeez]

𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐨 + 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚

Feat. Robin and Nami

⚔️Zoro - Accidental instagram fitness influencer. He posts essentially the same shirtless mirror selfie in the same pose every day and everyone flocked to him. Hasn’t even posted a video of him working out, he’s just that jacked and hot. Only on instagram. Captions are three words at most and always end with “#gym”. Doesn’t know your vs you’re (Sanji corrects his grammar in the comments every time).

🍖Luffy - Chaotic streamer/mukbanger/memelord. Other Straw Hats collab w him a lot especially his roommate Zoro who is always passed tf out in the background of his streams. Has the most followers out of everyone combined.

💛Sanji - Slutty cook who spanks dough when he’s kneading it and all that shit. Zoro comments “yuck” on every post.

🌸Robin - Seeks out factually incorrect videos about historical events/ancient cultures and rips them apart. Her video essays are at least three hours long each with super professional production quality. People shit themselves if they see she has stitched a TikTok bc they know it means they’re getting dragged through the dirt. She has a deep hatred for that ~yo ho hoist the colors high~ song every fucking ocean TikTok uses.

🍊Nami - Travel influencer who has deals with every luxury brand ever. Venmo handle in her bio. Thrown hands with everyone in the makeup influencer community at least twice.

Bonus: Zoro and Sanji are always shit talking in each others’ comments. Entire accounts are made dedicated to speculation about whether or not they’re secretly dating (they are).

[killercooksblog]

KillerCook Baking Challenge

Hey everyone ~ Killer here with another baking challenge. Now that fall is nearly upon us, I've cracked open a new pack of C I N N A M O N

The challenge: Add some spice to your life. That's the only requirement. Whether its a cinmmon roll, french toast, apple strudel, or soft baked cinnamon sugar pretzel, it matters not. Splash a dash of the good stuff and it'll be *chef's kiss* guaranteed!

To participate, you gotta submit a pic of your platter to my submissions or ask box by 3:00 PM EST Saturday, September 14th. Additionally, you need to submit a short summary of the flavor and why you chose to make it! Is it your fall comfort dish? A good luck charm? A way to welcome the season? An excuse to make the kitchen smell nice? Spill The Tea.

I'll be posting my comfort snack on Saturday and I'll hope you'll join me in baking! If you're here to eye the goods, I wouldn't blame you. Cinnamon is without a doubt, that bitch who leaves no crumbs.

[lunanight2012]

This is to all my writers out there. This artist on tiktok by the name of Dray had thia amazing zosan au idea. Please go support the original poster on tiktok, they also do amazing heterocromia Sanji art and its amazing!! @/drayiskwel on tiktok! Check their video out:

I wanna know if anyone has read a fic of this idea, or is willing to write it!

@leventart-den i really want you to see this too once your free to do so.

[willywonker3000]

this scene but its sanji accepting every period havers period pain

[awaitinganorphanera]

Alien Koby 👽👓💖

And human Meppo cuz why not uwu

Will draw more on this soon (´∀`)

[lyfrassiredda]

introducing the unwilling captain of the Dynamos, former Inspector Second Class Lyfrassir Edda! 

The AU where lyfrassir tries to hunt the prison mechs down with their shiny new eldritch powers (and a gun) for ditching them while their system was vored by a crusty imperialist’s eldritch sugar mommy.

Unfortunately, they’re not the only survivor of a Near Mechs Encounter interested in finding the crew of the starship Aurora— not by a long shot.

[one-piece-tiktok-au]

[swampstew]

KillerCook Chapter 11

Welcome to Raven’s Reading Nook - a small corner of this blog dedicated to cozy story times. Join us in the family room as we sit around and browse our phones, and eat some Girl Scout cookies as we begin tonight’s story. Rated Mature for language. Minors DNI

*Phone app notification goes ping*

TikTok – KillerCook has uploaded a new video. Check it out!

Title: HACKED Description: This ain’t your regularly scheduled programming punks!5 minute video. The thumbnail is a shadowed figure with a menacing looking ‘X’ mark over the body.

*Press Play?*

The video began with what appeared to be a hostage situation.

KillerCook was tied to a chair with rope and chains, a blindfold over his helmet and duct tape adhered to most of his face holes.

“Uhh, this isn’t what it looks like,” Killer was able to voice out from behind the bondage.

“No, it’s exactly what it looks like,” barked Kid as he stepped into the frame. “This effin idiot was gonna make content on HIS birthday. Not in my house. Today is technically Killer’s birthday but we’re kidnapping – shut the hell up – him so he can actually let his hair down for once in his life.”

Heat stepped into the frame on Killer’s opposite side, “Originally, we were gonna take over the channel and cook for him. BUT, Kid had a light-bulb moment and we developed a scheme to treat the birthday man. You all will be seeing this next week, but rest assured, we’ve got it covered. Wish Killer a happy birthday in the comments and he’ll read them all when we come back!”

Wire came from behind the camera shaking a can of whipped cream, stepping menacingly towards Killer. Aiming the nozzle into one of the helmet holes, he pressed down on the can until Killer began thrashing, white whipped cream oozed from behind the taped holes. “THIS IS FOR THROWING FOOD AT ME ALL YEAR!”

The video transitioned to a blue and white screen with a traditional birthday melody laid over it.

A slideshow of videos and still-shot frames from Killer’s birthday kidnapping started playing.

Killer’s hostage-wear stayed on as the crew drove to the marina, where a punk-looking yacht was moored. The bow of the ship was adorned with a skeletal body, and there were blue and red flames painted to the sides of the hull. Black cursive spelled out the beauty’s name – Victoria Punk.

“The bag over the helmet is really pointless, I know where we are,” Killer’s muffled complaint went ignored as he was marched up the boarding plank.

About 30 pictures went by with various crew members and friends posing with hostage Killer; one photo had him wearing a beer helmet over the bag over his helmet, the straws tucked underneath all the materials to give Killer some libation.

Finally liberated, Killer – dressed down into swim trunks and his helmet – took a running leap off the yacht to cannonball into the sea. As he resurfaced, the rest of the crew cannonballed after him, created a wave of water to shower down on him and the camera, which promptly died.

_______________________

Kid’s pissed-off scowl came into focus as he adjusted the new camera perspective, “{Redacted} idiots killed my phone instead of using the {redacted} GoPro.”

The next clip showed Killer relaxing with a beer bottle in hand, laying against a giant pizza slice pool float as people drifted by him, playing in the water. All was calm until Quincy, Bubblegum, and Heat swam underneath the float and flipped it over. When Killer broke the surface, the laughter tripled as his hair was plastered all over his helmet and chest, but his beer-bottle was still in one of the face holes.

“There’s sea water in my beer,” he said flatly.

A new clip had a heavy metal anthem roaring in the background as the yacht was sailing at high speed on the open ocean. Killer was standing on the bow, holding a Scottish flag, and thrashing his hair to the music.

More photos of the crew and Killer celebrating his birthday with drinking games, strength competitions, and gorging on fresh seafood flooded the TikTok video. Amongst the main crew and personal friends, there were also members of the Straw Hat crew, and even some ‘frenemy’ rivals that had been spoken of but not ever invited on to the KillerCook channel before. By the time the lighting in the photos grew darker, Killer’s helmet had been exchanged for a face mask and his cerulean eyes were noticeably glossy.

“Hap-hic-happy birthday, Kill, -hic- the best-{redacted}-friend a punk could-hic ask for,” slurred Kid as he gripped Killer’s shoulder. Both men swayed as a cake was brought out to the main deck. Sunset had long passed, the yacht was brightly lit up with swarms of bulbs on strings that hung tastefully along the walls and railings.

Everyone began to sing the birthday song and Killer might have shed a tear, shoving a palm roughly to his face.

“{Redacted}-A, I don’t even know what to say,” Killer drawled out. “All I was going to do was make a small cake and smoke my pipe. You {redacted} are so good to me. Well, not all of you, but I like most of yah. Some I don’t know how you got invited, seriously. But I’m glad you’re here celebrating anyways. I don’t have a wish to make, truly. I’ve got everything, everyone. So thanks. Alright I’m not going to get mushy on all you freeloaders!” Killer ripped off his face mask.

With deep-purple stained lips, Killer’s gorgeous smile shined brightly as he took a gulp of air and blew out the sparkler-flame candles. The party participants roared in celebration at the same time an airhorn started blowing off-screen.

The camera quickly panned to the culprit of the sound. A modest sized cruise ship with a flag waving proudly on the masts pulled up portside. On the side of the hull it’s name was proudly presented: The Baratie. The camera’s change in perspective did not allow for viewers to see who let out the strangled, high-pitched scream of excitement.

Sanji was clutching Killer’s soldiers and babbling incoherently before jumping into the water, swimming towards the restaurant ship.

Hands covering his face, Killer sobbed out, “I’m so fucking happy!! LET’S EAT!!!!”

Read on Wattpad | Read on AO3

[dissvicious]

Stupidity is hereditary

[arcanicsnake]

Working on an au i'll inevitably probably abandon. but for now, Monster Trio.

[lavenderskye29]

Another TikTok piece with the Bobby boy.

[killercooksblog]

KillerCook's Blog

If you're looking for the blog of a serial TikTok chef and baker - you've come to the right place! Welcome to the original hell's kitchen. Behave and you won't be kicked from the establishment!

Recipe Book for AO3 🔪 Recipe Book for Wattpad

About the Chef

Basics: Killer / 27 / He/Him

I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched Edgar Allan Poe

Where am I located? In your heart

Likes: Pasta; Cooking & Baking; and Drumming

Dislikes: Udon Curry; Assholes; and Liars

Stats:

The Laws on Deck

Rules to know before engaging: Mun (aka SwampStew) is not using this blog to roleplay. This blog is designed to be part of the social media experience Killer would curate if he lived in a modern universe.

What's allowed: asking Killer any questions - so long as they're not inappropriate. Sending submissions of recipes you might want to see in a future story (not a guarantee). 18+ policy, no minors allowed. Only one Kiddo around these parts and you ain't him.

Not allowed: sexually explicit language or behavior towards Killer or mun. Chapter suggestions - the most I'll consider is recipes but not ideas of who or what to include in a chapter.