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Spicy kitty Pixie playing with shoelaces
#one eyed wonder#love my cat#cute cats#kitty cat#my cat#cats of tumblr#cats#cat#pretty kitty#black kitty
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uno reverse
#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#sorry to postin so much feel like im breaking some sorta unspoken rule but i gotta or i will forget to post it at all#mw#my art#recruits in the bathroom sobbin in confusion at soaps 180 in the mornin after drills. brutal. judgmental. no remorse.#sneerin dead eyed stare he oversees em with so unforgivin and cold to minor missteps#ghost is the nice one who seems to be glowing. bc the first time he exp'd soap on a bad day he nearly had a mental break down#thinkin he did somethin to piss him off but nope soap just borrowed the stick up ghost's ass for the day#eye black smears on fingies as a treat to myself#feel like im forgettin somethin wonder what it is hmm maybe its my lack of sleep 24hrs awake thas prolly it ye
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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i would die for them
#listen i hate drawing pale eyes but ill allow one (1) bright-eyed stephen for the sake of being accurate#but i know in my heart that his eyes are dark like a baby cow. shiny and filled with wonder yes i was told so in a vision#aubreyad#jack aubrey#stephen maturin
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Source: Osamu Tezuka official website
All 12 artworks for the 2025 Osamu Tezuka calendar have been revealed! Of note: many obscure characters within the Tezuka Star System are featured in the artworks this time around.
The 2025 Osamu Tezuka calendar will be released on October 1, 2024 according to the official Osamu Tezuka website.
#Osamu Tezuka#Tezuka Star System#Astro Boy#Tezuka's Black Jack#Jungle Emperor#Unico#Princess Knight#The Three-Eyed One#Tezuka's Phoenix#Tezuka's Prime Rose#Dororo#Bukkira ni Yoroshiku!#Wonder 3#Rainbow Parakeet#Marvelous Melmo#Ludwig B#Ambassador Magma
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mouthpilled washmaxxer. i went to mouthwash city and they all knew you. she mouth on my wash till I...mouthwash. bros in his mouthwash era. not beating the mouthwash allegations. try not to be "mouthwash" challenge impossible. it's giving mouthwash. so mouthwash core. it's--
#mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#can you tell im going insane?#i dont even like this game#(lies lies lies lies)#one second im looking at a sad mummy in a bed wondering what game his blue eyed ahh belongs to#and the next im viciously cursing out j*mmy's whole bloodline in foreign tongues and sobbing in grief for artists who have to draw him#anywayyyy
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can u draw more janine and silver i am OBSESSED
YES SIR🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
#i wante dto draw e4 timeskip designs for them but then id have to think abt who the others would be. and timeskip designs are tricky <\3#this friendships wonderful i think everytime i draw janine she gets more ooc. she isnt really like this canonically at all i made a new guy#IM NOTICING ANATOMY ISSUES ON THE FIRST ONE I NEED IT POST THIS BEFOR EI TRY FIXING IT#ask tag#art tag#pokemon#rival silver#gym leader janine
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Coming out of Anon to offer you this simple drawing of Maine Coon Erik getting yapped at by Siamese Charles. Also some fun facts about Siamese cats:
Their pattern is actually based on temperature! The fur grows darker where the skin is colder. Sometimes if they are shaved for procedures their fur grows back dark. This does also mean they are born solid color(just like Dalmatians are born all white and develops spots as they age)
They were also originally bred to have crossed eyes and kinked tails, due to superstitions. However, these are no longer desired traits and so fairly uncommon to see(my aunt had a cross eyed Siamese named Simon. He was also uncommonly grumpy for the breed.)
I hope my facts and my doodle are acceptable sacrifices to you. Thank you for all you do!
AWWWWWWW so precious ...... theyre so lovely 🥺(AND cat facts omg ... what a feast this be thank you so much ......)
#fave#snap chats#i just got done drafting most of the comics im gonna do for. later technically lkjlkja#thats so cute sometimes the fur'll grow back darker ...... what a neat thing animals can do ....#cross-eyes and kinky tails bein desirable at one point is so wack but so interestin .... trends an the sort lookit that .....#much love to simon the cross eyed siamese <3 even if he a lil grump im sure he was a lovely lil thing !!!!!#what a wonderful gift to see before bed thank you so much ..... these are more than acceptable theyre delightful 🤧
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Day 355 | id in alt
I was out here just "Wow I should color this so they know I'm gonna put air Jordans on Kugisaki Nobara fortnite tomorrow" then I didn't and just slapped some random shit on. She looks nice though.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#tsukumo yuki#god I MISS HERRRR#Kugisaki looks good in most things because shes just fashion like that y'know#she could nuke tokyo and i would agree because shes one of the few jjk characters that actually know how to serve#no im definitely not referencing akira (i am)#i genuinely think Kugisaki and Tsukumo would've been a wonderful duo#its not just because Gojo cant teach for shit its also because hes clearly fucking picky with his students#Gojo has favorites and its fucking obvious and i hate him#there's people he deems as strong and others he deems as...normal i guess??? idk#shes crazy but she dosent have the inherited strong bullshit that gojo leans so much on. which makes her lesser to him in a way#i am going to bash that mans head in with a rock#but anyway yuki would be so fucking good for Kugisaki because well their ideals clash but also mix so well#two people with boundless rage and yuki actually having the time and the love to accompany that rage to see somebody through to the end y'no#imagine putting two people so violently both okay and not okay with dying together and maximizing their joint slay#ALSO LIKE THE SYMBOLISM They both create something that cannot simply be undone so easily#a permanent wound a permanent mass. something that is both fleeting but can change everything in an instant#grge clearly dont think so but since when have we given a flying fuck what that bitch thinks abt women at this point LMAO#Motherfucking one eyed white freak needs to stick to yaoi#never trust a mf who wiped shit on they pee hole for shits n giggles to write#BUTCH? FUTCH? FEMME? KUGISAKI CAN DO ALL OF IT#but im mostly leaning with the butchification of Kugisaki post everything
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a little knight (feat exctly one singular azzy with glasses) and their little memories, old and new
#big fan of kris with one eye#its cool#and well their concept art also has one eye but it just feels weird when i draw them with both#one eyed krissy :]#i wonder if my poor attempt of drawing the no option from post spamton neo is clearly that#if you didnt realize that then im sorry#kris dreemurr#deltarune#art
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hello! i really like your fics 🥵
i just saw him in latex gloves and it made my mind go crazy.. like… imagine gynaecologist!Baekhyun, examining the reader with his slender fingers ahh it’d be pure heaven 😇
(sorry if it’s weird, i hate my mind too)
hahahaha thank u for loving my fics, babie! <3 :') omg YES the latex gloves and the doctor coat had me 😵💫😵💫😵💫 wow i kinda need to write gynecologist!baekhyun asap
#💌#anonie#like imagine ur going to ur gyno for ur triennial pap smear/pelvic exam & he walks in introducing himself#and ur like “um. no. ur not my doctor. where's dr. so-and-so”#and then he'd tell u that ur usual dr. is out on maternity leave and he's filling in for her#and ur like “ok no offense but can i get somebody else to do it”#and then he'd be like “wow this is actually the first time in my life where a woman is rejecting me”#and then he'd look towards the paper towel dispenser to see his reflection in it wondering if he's got something on his face or something#and then you'd groan and be like “never mind it's fine lets just get this over with”#and then he'd do his thang and ur trying so fuckn hard not to react inappropriately cus frankly you dont wanna get sued lmfao#and then he'd finish his exam and leave and then you go out with ur girly pops later on that night and then get stupid drunk#and ur telling them ur experience w baekhyun#and then u go to the bar for another drink and a man stands beside u and goes “whatre you drinking?”#and u dont even bother to look over at him#already rolling ur eyes to urself cus this happens at least once every time u go out cus ur hot DUH?#then he picks up on ur energy and goes “come on ur gonna reject me twice in one day?”#and then u snap ur neck towards him and go wide eyed#cus the man standing right next to you is looking at you w a knowing smirk bc he literally had his fingers in u just a few hours ago#dr. byun save meeeeeeee
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Every time I write or letter Elias directly addressing Maia I find myself asking "Do you actually not know Maia's name or are you just being an ass?" I mean, I know the answer. At least, I should know the answer. He's being very willful over this.
#You also just know it's been driving her crazy every time he's said Butterswitch instead of the actual syrup name#Much as he likes sweets I'm sure he's very well acquainted#with Mrs Butterwitch and her saccharine delights#And has been doing it intentionally on the claims that Butterswitch sounds better. Rolls off the tongue.#With Butterwitch there's only one butter#but imagine#A witch made out of a whole assortment of churned creams#what a world we could live in were that the case#He would say#As Audric stares back at him over breakfast dead-eyed and wondering where they all went wrong#solivaga
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kokomi likes 2 be carried
#i know this is visually similar to the eimk one AND an old kkyae i did but i just thibk. i think ei carries/holds her gfs.#she is so muscular under those clothes im sorry that you cant see it. the curse of canon outfits.#kokoei#genshin impact#genshin fanart#photo#my art#also if anybody is wondering#the reaason that ei is always on the left is cuz i think her beauty mark should alwaus be visible.
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So I started playing My Time at Sandrock
I love it. And I now realize. I really really do love white haired men with tragic pasts and have bad boy persona but are just softies trying to do good.
Also.. hi to everyone in this fandom. I come with good intentions. I am now adding this to my list of fandoms.. awesome.
Also.. this sums it up
Don’t tell me I’m wrong because I see y’all. We romanced Logan too. Well not me.. yet. I’m working on it. *sigh*
#my time at sandrock#Sandrock#Sandrock Logan#logan my time at sandrock#Logan Sandrock#white haired men#heck this is a new one#blue eyed wonder he is#alright no more tags#hi Sandrock
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Gotta love Grandma recipes. I want to make a Texas sheet cake for my birthday today she used to make all the time when I was a kid and I got the recipe from her and
No length of cook time. There's crisco, oleo, AND butter. The frosting calls for a 'box of powdered sugar' what ever that means.
I'm excited for the challenge. I think I know what I need to do. If not, grandma is getting a call.
#cooking stuff#im cross referencing with more modern recipes#i did legit buy a box of powdered suger...so hopefully its comparable but i have more powdered sugar if its too little#im also not using oleo. i have butter. and crisco i guess.#also i love my kind of one eyed tiny grandma#shes wonderful#she used to make this cake every week. and then it suspisciously stopped being made#around the time my mom got really fucking weird about my weight when i was around 6 or 7#i havent had it in years so im excited
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happy birthday, rik mayall :”)
i dont know if i can actually accurately put into words just how profoundly this man has impacted and improved my life, and i think that’s probably a shared sentiment among rik fans :”) above it all, i just really want to say thank you, rik, and that i miss you very much <3
(dedicating this to some of the incredibly lovely people i’ve become friends with because of him: @slimylayne , @neil-neil-orange-peel, @ensign-ancic, and really just all of my lovely rik mutuals <3)
((alas didnt manage to draw alan or richard dangerous, but i did my best with the amount of time i had :(( ))
#really celebrated rik day today gjkshg watched a bunch of the young ones clips#and some kevin turvey#and topped it all off by listening to the last hurrah#rik mayall#the young ones#bbc bottom#blackadder#kevin turvey#drop dead fred#rick tyo#rick pratt#richie richard#lord flashheart#the comic strip presents#colin grigson#got really emotional making this im ngl#like i got teary-eyed and had to delete the caption so many times#i really miss him sm#also thank you ren i had a Wonderful time watching guest house paradiso with you last night#my art
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