The back door is always unlocked for when you want to come home. | James 1:22-24 🪻| Author of poetry and stories and lover of all tragic characters.
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#nobody even talk to me about my fondness for sarek x amanda--LIES LIES IM LYING PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT IT *foaming at the mouth*#they're so freaking funny man. every time i think about them it's so funny and lovely#i cant even judge amanda bro 😭 LMAO OR SAREK#theyre both probably sitting there dead faced but on the inside all “😈 imma get freaky w this alien 😛”#i loveee them#as someone - is this sacrilegious maybe? idk anyway - as someone who has only seen and has a huge fondness for the AOS series#(have no fear i have marginal loose knowledge about the TOS and other unvierses as well)#but my fave is when sarek waits#probably an inappropriately long time#to stop his son from beating the snot out of kirk after making a dig about his mom to spock directly after her death#amanda my beloved.....you didnt deserve that....... 😔#like sure sarek 😭 your half vulcan son is too human#ok. sure. oh but hey btw he's been literally nearly killing this human guy for like a whole 5 minutes or something#yeah yeah no about your wife yeah#oh you're not gonna do anything?? cool. revenge huh? grief over her death? coool.#were you also half human -- sorry i wont suggest you're not following surak ever again darn
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#BARK BADK BAKR BARK BARK BARKKSHDJSISB 🥺🥺 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤#october 12. lowk forgot i reblogged this i think i was like#really tired? sentiments are real but why would I only put a dog going feral 😭#I love his unsettling vibes and shaded face#kiss me w your bloodthirsty lips thou murderer of innocence or whatever
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miquella miqscalculates
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fruity maze in a nutshell
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#the day i don't reblog a really hot William afton is the day I don't run thjs account#maybe i have issues? my first thought was NOT SILVER FOX/OLD MAN ENOUGH. yet i was won over because the STARE#this goes beyond gorgeous#it has such a personality and a presence bro#anyway ill quit yapping 🥰#LIES IM HERE TO SAY HIS DESIGN IS SO SHARP AND WONDERFUL AND SO ACCURATE TO WHAT I THINK HED BE#oooouuu the face. amazing
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Forgot I made this in a dazed state last night and got jump scared by it in my drafts
#nooo haha i dont reblog a lot of these whattttrr#no#no. silly. silly! i am hinged and sane. now#GET ME AWAY FROM MEDIC TF2 SAVE ME MEDIC TF2 LOOK AT ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME OHHHH YOU BETTER RUN MEDIC TF2 I AM GOING TO DO THINGS#i am BARKING i am RABID i am bouncing around on all fours like a demented dinosaur slavering for a piece of Bigger Dinosaur#??? dk where i was going with that analogy anyway#I AM CLIMBING HIM I AM CIRCLING HIS HEAD LIKE A CARTOON KNOCKOUT DIZZY SYMBOL I AM PEPPERING HIM W KISSES I AM SITTING OUTSIDE HIS DOOR#i am SCREECHING like a feral CAT i am banging my head on the ground like the insane protagonist of a horror movie i am#HE'S SO MADS MIKKELSEN CODED AND Y'ALL DO NOTTTTTT WANNA HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT MADS (NO DISAGREEING W ME!! HE'S CODED OK)#honourable loving passionate shoutout to: HOUSE and SCARECROW CRANE.
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Can’t spell “Five nights at Freddy’s” without GAY
(Based off @/flashcs5 post)
#sorry guys going crazy for a second!!#haha#well#caught sight of you across the stage where that animatronic just bit the kids head off#and well just gotta say mr afton your empty eyes and compelling yet terrifying smile captured my heart#what do you say you ditch your wife and kids for the most mediocre night of your life and let me buy you a drink you cant afford#thats right. we WILL be getting recreationally spring locked!!! its so - oh shoot mr Afton are those screams of agony fr#anyway.#BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF AWOOGA HELLO SAILOR AUGUSHSJWI#hahiieisysyQUUYYYYU AUUYYGHHH AUUGUHHHHH AUGHHHHHHH 🤤🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵
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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?
#giggling kicking my feet i like his design#love peepaw much as any girl fs#like do NOTTTTT put me anywhere near stu macher#unholy things. unholy#but salt n pepper hair w that design....ouuuu......the terrible smile 😭 he's such a psychopath#don't put him near me either all im saying!!!#*vine boom*#oooo also the william design on Instagram with that account who does like#well drawn and animated fnaf and elden ring memes#that william design is my favorite of sll time dont even get me started#sabrinanightmaren! go look at em OUGHHHH dont let me look st their William design ill do things.....
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#guys I'm sorry i dont like will turner#no. I've said it and won't take it back#i dont like lizzies arc w him at all#i just think they were cooler apart#anyway now thats been established THROW away turner PUSH ASIDE jack#grab norrington with both hands!!! make them kiss 😏#look. he has such a cool progression and his mindset changes and he gets to go feral- hes got such an interesting respect for Lizzie AND#Dont even get me started on the potential for fun tropes#and their past and history means its sooo fun#and his sacrifice! and their aesthetic combined?!#either they're slay english men and women of society or a slobbish former navy man turned pirate and the pirate queen. ugh#iconic.#anyway i want them together he makes me sad 😭
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#y'all do NOT wanna hear my thoughts on AM....#or Wheatley or Data or edward or Caine#and you especially#especially so so so much run when i open my mouth#do not want to hear my disrespectful thoughts on agent smith
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I made this bc I had a convo with a friend, where we came to the conclusion that Hollow couldn't use a can opener because they are left handed
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“Contains a living, scarlet flame.”
(yknow, maybe the things still left living oughta stick together)
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Elliott in my more cartoony style + the line art because I think it’s cute
#obsessed like look at his nose?!? his face???? the STRUCTURE#Ohhhhh his bones are mine#luckily my kids got his look fr#hes so beautiful ill cry#every single portrait mod out there has fallen short of the essence of him#the vibe the glory the ethereality#you got it tho op i love tou#if i could eat him i would#i am gonna#im gonna eat ypu and your drawinf tools to absorb your talent#love loce loe thiis
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SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.
You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.
Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?
You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.
The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.
The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.
And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.
#eldritch sv or eldritch farmer is my faveee so yummy#my personal eldritch headcanon is every time the farmer (you) start a new save#of course you remember who you married before and who your friends were#etc etc#so jf tou dont marry the same person as last time theres just weird vibes lik#my new farmer moves to the town (sve 😅)#she knows everyone's likes and dislikes#she has a weirdly piercing stare but she seems friendly enough if not chatty#less than two weeks and there are already signs of change#the forests blocked by trees no one could move suddenly open#the community centre#dead for a while#is suddenly bristling with gifts#she knows all the little secrets and times#minecarts rattle to life and the boat is fixed#where does she get these materials?#she gives out rare gems and ancient fruit like its candy#and Elliott likes talking to her but its also strange#she treats him very fondly#and something in his chest constricts when they talk#he sees her shyly presenting void essence to the wizard - such a strange fellow so isolated and somber - with a blush and feels almost...#jealous. which is silly. they're barely friends. friendly#but not friends#sometimes he dreams of a sprawling farm and a house with a writing nook and an eeroe#* an eerie lovely lovely wife he cherishes with his whole heart#she gives him duck festhers and he makes her dinner; their children have his eyes#so its strange. it's strange. sometimes Sebastian rubs his chest like it hurts around her and Elliott wonders about that#he wonders about it all. she shows up on the beach only a few times that month#smiling faintly and warm#it feels as though she should have at the beach more. like she used to come more like she used to sit in his cabin and talk for hours
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