#one creep at a time

[dekaydk]

On Election Day, I was volunteering at a vote center with mostly retirees and a high school girl. One of the older male retirees made a joke to the girl asking her if she'd been collecting the phone numbers of all the guys who came through the vote center that day. I just turned to him with a grimace and said "What a weird thing to say." (A downgrade from what I originally thought: "Did you just call a highschooler a slut?") He got mad but her presence meant that he couldn't say what he wanted to so he just mumbled something about me being a buzzkill.

[yeyinde]

stalker!Ghost who gets tired of these little games you keep playing with him (blocking his number, changing your locks), and decides to take matters into his own hands. after all, it says something that you went out of your way to get a restraining order against him—accompanied by a scathing, bratty little message about leaving you alone. boundaries. him being a creep. as if everything he does to protect you was an inconvenience. was for nothing. maybe his old man was right. maybe some brats need a good, hard lesson in respect.

one he feels obligated to give.  

so. he comes for you. presses the muzzle of his gun against your trembling lip, and tells you to stick that pretty tongue out for him, birdy. 

(since you want to be so lippy, he'll give you something to mouth off on.)

[ender1821]

im a child of divorce

[itbeaheadcannon]

hc that merlin and Gwen (who are besties btw) are absolutely running shit. Got a problem? Go to them - always to them. They're the ones who know the most about the castle and have full control of the royal schedules.

Uther does not know about this and neither does Arthur - however whenever either one of them pisses Merlin or Gwen off or they just do something like seriously fucked up (looking at you Uther you absolute ass) they bury them in work.

and I mean like bury them: making them wake up at like first light for an 'emergency' (apparently someone thought they saw a sorcerer) straight to training the Knights, to a meeting with the council to deal with the non-existant sorcerer, to confirmations of a celebration

they don't know what the celebration is for. (in truth it's not for anything, the castle just wanted an excuse for a party, and it's funny gaslighting the royals into thinking they approved some random ass celebration a few weeks ago)

The servants know and 100% annoy them with inane shit because their "input" is needed (no the fuck it's not, but getting to fuck over royalty is fun for them)

random servant #1 to Uther: Apologies for interrupting Sir, but the seamstress wanted to confirm time for your fitting for your outfit for the celebration tonight?

Uther, baffled asf running on 5hrs sleep: celebration? there is no celebration??? and what colour scheme

Servant #1 trying not to cackle: yes sir there is? you advised of it just last month - the seamstress just wanted to take last measurements

Servant #2 elbowing #1 to get their shit together: and the blue and purple scheme? You approved it over a month ago, and Prince Arthur confirmed last week before preparations were made.

(all the food is stuff Arthur and Uther barely tolerate and mildly hate and their alcohol is weak asf - meanwhile the knights and everyone else are eating amazingly, drunk off their asses)

more in the tags lol

[elfdragon12]

Hey, I know Orion Pax was a spontaneous guy and tried to be friendly and sociable, but we do remember that he knew that something was off from the beginning and was trying to figure out what it was, right? Like, the reason Orion Pax wasn't so angry at Sentinel Prime was because it all clicked together for him and made sense, rather than being blindsided by the authority he idealized like D-16 was.

We're going to remember that while making silly jokes and not forget that Orion wasn't a naive sunshine silly-billy, right? We're not going to flanderize him with traits he never had, right?

[katydoodles]

My tribute to my head-canon that Azula and Aang would get high together

I refenced a painting by Jack Vettriano called After Midnight, of a couple smoking on a couch.

IT WAS HOT AND I AM WEAK

[rambunctioustoons]

hold 🌙 ✨

[aethersea]

it is funny though how kids' shows are so so so careful about death, no one's ever killed except MAYYYYBE the big bad, all those random side characters are fine, here have a quick shot of them before we leave just so you know they really did survive that 50-foot drop into a stormy sea,

and meanwhile kids' books nearly all agree that it's not an adventure until it has a body count.

[companion-showdown]

Who had the worst time aboard the TARDIS?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

[the-blathermouth]

[septembermorningbells]

several funny things about this number one obviously being Utena’s use of male pronouns for herself “I (boy) am a TOTALLY NORMAL GIRL” but also unfortunately this is sooooo funny of Touga

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

What can I say? They're my favorite.

[basilpaste]

some loops! but make it of stitches in sequence post-canon!

im not 100% satisfied with the scarf, but ah well! here they are! the oop!

[ionshi-teiru]

i left the room destroyed

to rage my love

[angelsdean]

cas asks dean (and sam) about john in 10x09 to get a better understanding of what a father should do re: claire's situation (bc he says he never knew his father). dean, imo, embellishes and says john was always "there when [they] needed him." sam then prompts dean to tell a seemingly "funny" story abt a time john swooped in to save dean. cas then parallels this moment when he barges in to save claire from the men that were attempting to assault her and traffic her. dean, with his own past experience fresh on his mind--and perhaps letting himself acknowledge what almost happened to him (and my own belief that john didn't actually magically show up to play hero but in fact let dean sneak out to teach him a "lesson")--decides to take things a step further. it's not enough to just save claire from these men, they need to be eliminated, so they can't do this to anyone else again.

[foe-paw]

I CAN FIX ANYTHING!