#once again they are besties not shipping

[goobstergoo]

they’re besties :^))

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok & Janeway being normal close friends pre-delta quadrant but becoming irreparably inseparable over the course of their time on Voyager is actually a very funny alternative to them having been besties. Before the horrors they were close but now in the delta quadrant all their neuroses are coming out and new, worse neuroses are being added every day. Janeway's trying to kill herself in increasingly spectacular bouts of heroic sacrifice and Tuvok's too busy proving that he knows her best/will always be by her side to effectively stop her. And for that? He's her best and dearest friend and can have the honor of being the only one to die by her side [which he willingly asks permission to do, btw] ♥

[sakebytheriver]

Shane "you're gonna have a fued with a puppet" Madej 🤝 Ryan "you're gonna go ghost hunting" Bergara

Hand in unlovable hand

The underrated love language of forcing your bestie to do something you take extremely seriously, but they think is utter bullshit, when torture equals friendship in the most dedicated way

[azumasoroshi]

i think an incredibly funny part of the aiichi dynamic is that at least one of them has to be traumatized and/or possess incredible worldly exhaustion in order to even consider the other as a romantic love interest

like they need to go through decades and time loops of war and hopelessness and death and destruction in order to be like huh maybe this guy isn't so bad

of course this doesnt go for every fic (academy blues my beloved) but. a lot of them do and it's SO funny

[tabr1-s]

[fitzselfships]

Hey tumblr stop recommending me canon x canon ships with Zooble and recommending me entire blogs that feature that content thanks

[todayisafridaynight]

Shadow the hedgehog cartoon announcement sorry everyone im gonna hermit away four months in advanced so i can be optimally annoying when they talk about it

[ladysqueakinpip]

my sister said I'm being annoying about apritello on main again so I decided to spare u all and going forward I'm gonna tag all my apritello rants as "squeakys apritello propaganda" so if u don't wanna see my salt or indoctrination blacklist it 👍

[ct-hardcase]

hate when I can't see the chemistry of a popular fandom ship even if I want to

[imwritesometimes]

wait is mandø technically tonight????

[betawooper]

hcing a character as a lesbian when one of their most popular ships is with a male character is a recipe for disaster bc ill be like “oh someone else who likes this Media (positive)-” then boom untagged ship art

[villain-in-love]

Out of my s/is, my Twisted Wonderland and Pandora Hearts s/is both have their whole bodies covered in scars. One might think that it's because they are seasoned fighters but then you would be wrong. Because they are just physically inept losers who, however, cannot sit their asses down and therefore get into all kinds of dangerous situations on the regular basis.

[youreaclownnow]

Either I totally missed it when i went searching, or there's truly not a single genkai/yusuke fic on ao3.

A serious shame and I would be delighted if someone could come prove me wrong cuz I really don't wanna have to dig through ff or wattpad for such things

[ama-ships]

Does zhao and you have different hobbies from one another? Do you like to learn about the others hobby? <3

Zhao and I indeed have different hobbies~ But I know we love learning about each other's hobbies

An example... When he's hungry he'll go to the kitchen and whip something up because that man lives for his passion~ Me I'll pick up my phone and order food faster than he can blink! Because Zhao's hobby AND passion is cooking~ My passions are music and cars~

Though we have a shared passion for games~ Not necessarily video games but rather both console and mobile games. And we definitely indulge each other's fixations in that world. I mean I think I speak for both of us when I say learning about each other's hobbies brings us even closer and I'm living for it.

Anything to see the way Zhao's eyes light up behind his glasses, the excited lilt in his voice when he talks about his passions, there's nothing in this world I would trade for that.

@cosmic-kaden

[starry-blue-echoes]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT’S A FUN IDEA

I can see this going coming about in two ways:

1) Somehow it gets out that Trish was the Boss’s daughter and that she has a Stand. Word of mouth and gossip travels really fast, and the next thing the Gang know people think Trish killed her dad and is going to be the new Boss

or and admittedly my personal favorite 2) Diavolo and Doppio Raised Trish But He's Unfortunately Still An Asshole And Trish Has Been Planning To Overthrow Him For Years

maybe Donatella died earlier, maybe Diavolo kept better track of his loose ends and kept them close, but Trish grows up with her life heavily intertwined with the mafia after a few years of Normal Living

and she hates it. She hates this life, she hates her "father," she hates how she constantly has to look over her shoulder for danger, hates how every decision, ever word, every breath needs to be calculated and precise lest she risks her father's wrath. She can't be weak because if she's weak, if she's seen as a liability for even a moment, her life will be over

Diavolo has no love for her. At best, she's a play thing which mildly amuses him. It's only a matter of time until before he decides to kill her

and Trish isn't going to just let that happen

so slowly, silently, as the years go by she starts planning by herself. She cultivates the perfect mask as a front, smart enough to not be seen as a liability but dumb enough to not be seen as a threat, all toward her father's downfall and her own rise to power. She knows there's no getting out of this life. She's been raised in the centre of the mafia, a fact which her father did very little to keep her from. She'd seen too much, knew too much, to ever hope to completely clean her hands of its influence and how it shaped her on a fundamental level

and what if somewhere along the line she ends up bumping into a certain not-yet-blonde haired children with a particularly powerful Stand. Trish needed allies. Needed people to watch her back. Needed people to keep her safe from her father

(Needed a friend. Trust was a luxury, one that even with her father's expansive wealth, she could never afford. Anyone associated with her father couldn't be trusted, and almost every interaction she had was carefully cultivated by him too. Meeting Giorno has been a genuine, complete accident and she wasn't going to let that go so easily)

and well......... it was laughably easy to remove Giorno from his "parents" custody. Trish didn't even need to do anything. The simple promise of food and a place to stay albeit with dubious safety was more than enough to get Giorno's favour and he was more than happy to leave that part of his life behind. On paper, he's Mrs.Una's Attendant/Bodyguard. She's rarely seen without him, and when she is he's likely nearby or hiding in the shadows. There's all sorts of rumours surrounding the two, some more unsavoury than others, but luckily nobody suspects their actual motives so the two count it as a win. They do like to listen in on the rumours on occasion and make fun of them

But despite the power imbalance, he and Trish grow to genuinely love each other. They become the best of friends, practically siblings, and they brave the storm that is their lives together. They become almost like an interesting mirror to Bucciarati and Abbacchio's relationship in that sense. Giorno would do anything Trish asked of him, anything for the girl who saved his life and gave him a purpose to work toward. He'd do anything to protect her. Trish in turn does whatever she can to protect him, and trusts him more than anyone else in the world

admittedly their bond does lean a bit on the side of codependency, but in their defence they're both 15 and have Literally Nobody Else they can trust so....... yeah not much they can do in that department

Canon's going to be insane though. Trish has probably figured out she has Spice Girl by this point but she's definitely kept her secret. Sort of an ace to keep just incase things really hit the fan and she and Giorno need to get out of somewhere in a pinch. She's gotten really got at finer control and using the ability in small areas which is useful, and is also really good at not reacting to the presence of other Stands

Trish Una - The Boss 🌹

(my piece for the Diamante Rosa Trish zine)

[ranger-kellyn]

an 8th grader absolutely wrote this dsklgflkj