#once again it was the Goofy ship

[lumisails]

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[parab0mb]

Snug as a...

...nah. I shan't say :)

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Getting back into a Psillypomp mood. Also trying to motivate myself to draw stuff that isn't just shitposting, so I finished up one of my many sketchdump doodles for fun. Vena's newly developed wings aren't just good for flying; they're also great for cozying up with (being a colossal nuisance towards) her bestie.

There *is* a distinct possibility she still smells like she just crawled out of a sewage treatment plant, so Col may not necessarily be wrong to be grouchy.

[thephouseplants]

Look, no matter how you feel about rpf, I don't think anyone can deny that DnP won the Rpf war.

Like we are the solider. do your rpf ships still talk? Do you interact? Do they own a house together? Do they still post content on a joint channel? Did they dress as a nun and priest on a live stream? No? Didn't think so *puts a bunch of condensing emojis like hearts and fairies*

In the RPF battle royal Dan and Phil stand atop a pile of bones. Unmatched.

[themadzarka]

Guess what pulled me out of artblock.

That's right.

[riwooga]

A quick Zephyr to welcome the new update 👀✨

[the-acid-pear]

Y'know I really feel like Harry and Dave's relationship goes highly unexplored which is a shame because there IS quite a bit to explore, ESPECIALLY if you care about shipping. But as the game stands I mean, they must be aware of each other. Harry in fact definitely knows about Dave. I don't think he'd tell the fucking weird rotten bunny his terrible boss brought in IS the number one threat against Freddy's since day 1 but even so. Dave I don't think would see Harry as much more than A Phoney™ though, which is always more of an obstacle and way less of a person. Which is usually opposite of how Jack sees his often sole employee. Like, you get what I mean? It's almost similar to 2 with the main opposing routes being Peter and Dave except the stakes are arguably way lower now.

[funakounasoul]

Emi is cool and awesome...until you slip Her Favorite Person into the mix.

[mastcrmarksman]

For your crack enjoyment:

Stephen, in the autozone, muttering under his breath, ❝ He's CRINGE FAIL LOSER BOYFRIEND, but he's my cringe fail loser boyfriend. ❞

Meanwhile in another scene on the Sanctum Sitcom ⸻

Lucky is giving a head tilt while Bats agrees that the humans (and one demoness) have really lost it. From both dogs perspective, they were obviously the brightest and superiors of the household. Anton and Aleistr are snuggled up somewhere in Satana's belongings (simps the both of them). Wong is nowhere to be seen, but one can assume he's at the Bar with No Doors or anywhere he can have some semblance of sanity.

⸻ as the Sanctum has turned into a warzone.

Now Clint finds himself closer and closer to professing for how deeply he has fallen for Stephen Strange. It's one of those unlikely match-ups that wouldn't make the most sense to anyone in any universe they come from, but by some strange happenings the multiverse spat them out at each other.

However, the man must have a thing for testing Clint's patience and ability to behave (and not in the fun way). He thought he was an okay landlord, always felt like he hosted the best Avengers barbecues, and so by this logic; he should be good at having a house guest, a new temporary roommate.

He should, but did he? Well, when Stephen told him that Satana would be going to stay with them (he had to mentally whisper to himself; i love this man, i moved in to this man's house); it was not going as swimmingly as it theorically could be. Although, he was Hawkeye after all, and anyone who knows his true colors and reputation, would say that everything was going about as par for the course.

The one of the first issue with Satana was that she was annoying. She took up space, planted herself where Clint normally would plant himself. The demoness ate his food, HIS FOOD, and dumped out the chocolate milk that he kept the refrigerator (he needed that; it was strictly off limits for anyone else).

Satana and Clint were short of throwing literal hellfire and arrows at each other. A few throw pillows and shoes have been lost in several skirmish battles when either of them were in piss poor moods ready to torment the other.

An arguement was brewing as Clint's recently fell for one of Satana's tricks and is currently smelling of rotten eggs and sulfur. He's not happy about it.

Clint's already fumbled with enchanting Stephen over bad pick-up lines and now? He's not getting this smell out with one shower. So much for trying again tonight. He's definitely making his home on the couch (or he could go back to the bed-stuy apartment collecting dust).

He's definitely rigging up a crossbow to shoot putty at Satana later when she gets back from whatever it was Hell's most annoying heiress does. And maybe he'd add more of Stephen's shoes too to the ammo pile.

[jitteryjive]

i have so much art i haven’t posted im just mass posting right now 😣 here’s a cute one of tulip & her boys

[eldulcopatato]

"Keep It Cute, Keep It Quiet"

pairing: george clarkey x fem!reader

warnings: none!

summary: When George's lack of transparency about your relantionship and frustration by online rumors about him and Cinna finally pushes you over the edge, deciding you're done being his secret.

word count: 700

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You and George had been together for seven months.

Private, not secret. That’s what he always said.

He didn’t want to deal with “people being weird,” didn’t want to give the internet too much. You understood. You didn’t love it, but you got it. You were patient. Supportive. Chill.

Until Inside happened.

It started with harmless clips.

Cinna joining the group. George greeting her with that goofy smile. Them vibing, bouncing off each other’s jokes, becoming lowkey inseparable.

You didn’t say anything. You knew George. You trusted him.

But then came the TikToks. The fan edits. The comment sections that became unhinged.

“they’d be so cute together 😭” “george & cinna have serious main character energy ngl” “he never looks at anyone like that i’m sorry 😭😭” “they BETTER be together off cam”

You told yourself it didn’t mean anything. They were just shippers. Parasocials. But it kept getting worse.

Because even after the show, George and Cinna started streaming together. Frequently.

Usually with the group—Jason, Millie, and the other contestants. But sometimes? Just them two.

You’d pop into the stream chat, lurking silently, watching them mess around in different games. She’d say something flirty—probably as a joke—and George would laugh.

Too loud. Too fond.

“george and cinna streaming alone again??? they are not hiding it anymore omfg” “if they start matching profile pics i’m throwing myself into the sea”

You asked him about it once.

He just blinked at you. “What, me and Cinna? Babe… she’s just a mate. You know that.”

And yeah, you did. But that didn’t stop it from stinging every time she popped up on your FYP. Every time you saw a new fancam titled “cinna making george blush for 2 minutes straight”.

And the whole time… You were just in the background. A ghost.

Until that night.

You were lying in bed, scrolling, and came across another viral tweet.

“i’d bet money george and cinna are a thing, they’re too comfy around each other”

Something in you snapped.

You opened your camera roll. Found a photo from two nights ago—taken after a long dinner date. You’d been straddling George on the sofa, jacket half off one shoulder, messy hair, his hands all over your waist. You were kissing him. His jaw, slightly tilted up, eyes closed.

It was hot. Obvious. Intimate.

You hesitated. Just for a second.

Then added the caption: “not just comfy x” Posted it straight to your Instagram story. No tags. No explanations.

You locked your phone and tossed it aside.

It took about 45 seconds for your phone to explode.

Twitter? In shambles. TikTok? Full of scream edits and breakdown videos. Instagram? DMs blowing up. People were analyzing your bracelets, zooming in on George’s hands, comparing hoodie strings to old footage.

“WHO IS SHE AND HOW DO I BECOME HER??” “CINNA STANS WE LOST 😭” “she ATE. she WON. no crumbs left.”

You didn’t even hear from George until ten minutes later.

George: ??? George: babe what did you just DO George: you know everyone’s going mad right???

You finally replied.

You: well now they know George: you mad at me? You: you think?

Typing… typing… George: i didn’t mean to make you feel hidden You: you didn’t mean to. but you did. George: come over. please.

You showed up at his flat an hour later.

He was waiting at the door, hoodie on, hair messy, expression wrecked.

“You posted that ‘cause of Cinna?” he asked quietly.

You stared at him. “You think I wanted to watch people ship you with someone else every day while I stayed invisible?”

He stepped closer, hands sliding around your waist.

“I should’ve posted about you months ago.”

You didn’t reply. Just stared.

Then he kissed you. Soft, slow, apologetic.

“Can I post something now?” he whispered against your lips.

You smirked. “You better.”

An hour later, George uploaded a blurry polaroid to his grid.

You, in his lap. Laughing. Kissing his cheek. His arm curled around your waist. Caption: “she’s not just comfy x”

“REAL RECOGNISES REAL” “i forgive him for hiding her bc she is CLEARLY the one” “ngl i respect the reveal game. they held onto that like champs.” “cinna shippers i am so sorry 💀 the girlfriend had RECEIPTS”

[jim-kirks-bubble-butt]

star trek tos cuntiness ranking

for context i am 4 episodes into season 2

Spock- should come as a surprise to no one. i knew it from the moment he raised his eyebrow. and from his eyeshadow. my number one cunt.

Uhura- who else can pull off bright green hoop earrings and a red longsleeved minidress? no one (except for spock). did you see her in the mirrorverse episode? motherload of cunt.

Bones- eyebrow raise once again. always on the bridge for no reason. also he’s a doctor. incredible amount of grumpiness in the most sassy old man way ever. call him dr. leonard mccunt.

Chekov- only seen him in 3 episodes but he came out swinging. backtalks everyone. including any omnipotent beings he comes across. chekov’s gun? no. chekov’s cunt.

Kirk- could be cuntier but it is understandable when you see who he’s up against. throws himself against any and all enemies despite having a stun gun. tits always out. ass fat. james t. cunt.

Chapel- could serve more, understandable that she does not. she is a woman with a job. crushing on a gay man when uhura is right there. however she gets points for being a space nurse and having a full face of makeup the whole time. i’d say an average amount of cunt.

Sulu- a difficult decision, but he gets points for his eyeshadow. it’s not as much his lack of cunt as much as how much cuntiness everyone around him exudes. goofy lil’ guy. like to fence shirtless down the hall. also an average amount of cunt. basically tied with chapel.

Scotty- i’m sorry scotty truthers i love him dearly. unfortunately he is more wet cat man than cunt serving king. in love with his ship. getaway driver for the landing party. slightly less than average amount of cunt.

thank you for your time and consideration.

[thekitsandthekats]

rewatching the mingle game and guys when i tell you that there's no way thanos and namgyu didn't kiss on the mouth atleast once.

from the very start of the game, they both walk in hella hyped (granted, they're on drugs) and ready to play.

at every number called, there isn't a question in either of their minds that they'll pick each other. they always move as a unit. when the number was three namgyu stood with thanos and said "who should we take?" as if it was obvious that it'll be them two and on other person. immediately after that thanos says "winner comes with us!" as if the idea was in his mind too, that's its him and namgyu always.

and when the number is two, it's the same thing again. they do their goofy headshakes then immediately grab each other. no question, no doubt. always together.

i don't know, i just love that 'if the world's going to end, i want to watch end with you' thing in ships. if we're going down, you're going down with me kind of thing. very ride or die, very we're in this together, very i shoot you you shoot me. im obsessed with them.

[ot4kuhotgirl]

missing you

gojo x reader, fluff

your insufferable bf satoru is jealous of the kpop photocard in your phone case, and takes matters into his own hands.

satoru’s chest rumbles against your ear, “sweets… are you cheating on me?” 

you slightly startle from your doze and peek a single eye open, “no, satoru. what the hell are you talking about?”

you can imagine his nose scrunching up obnoxiously as he fusses in your ear, “then who is this guy on the back of your phone?”

at that you bury your face into his chest some more and breathe out a heavy sigh, “that is jimin from bts.”

he whines, “so you love this ‘jimin from bts’ more than the beautiful angelic love of your life?”

“goodnight, satoru.” you say, and turn your back to him to continue falling asleep.

as always when satoru is home, you stir awake when you notice that his side of the bed is losing its warmth and his lanky limbs are no longer tangled with yours. you sleepily scan the bedroom with your blurred vision to find him in the ensuite bathroom zipping up his sorcerer uniform jacket.

blindly reaching to the nightstand and feeling nothing, you realize that you must have forgotten to put your phone on the charger before bed.

in a barely there raspy whisper you ask, “toru, have you seen my phone?”

he walks over and brushes his lips against your forehead in greeting and passes it to you. he smiles, “it was on the dresser, pretty!”

you check the time, peeking one eye open to avoid the harsh light, and notice you still have an hour to sleep before having to get ready for work.

as you succumb to slumber once again, you grumble something incoherent about him being safe and not taking too long, but of course he hears and replies cheerfully, “i always come home safely don’t i? and you’ll still have me with you all day!” he kisses your cheek before leaving the room and heading out for the day. blaming it on tiredness, you ignore his weird last sentence and doze off.

it's not until your lunch break when an older coworker comments, “it's so cute that you keep your boyfriend in your phone case”, that you see what satoru did. as you flip the case around to explain that park jimin from bts is in fact not your boyfriend, you notice that your 2021 soowoozoo bowl cut jimin photocard is missing. instead, there is a printed selfie. your absolute favorite selfie, but that's besides the point. looking back at you on perfectly cut cardstock was a photo of high school aged satoru gojo pouting those beautiful glossy lips holding up a peace sign, with that annoyingly attractive right dimple as deep as ever. you laugh in disbelief at his shenanigans because once again, he’s taken things so far. 

“he’s truly one of kind, i don’t even know what to do with him”, you respond, and scurry out of the break room and back to your desk.

knowing that there’s no hope in getting a text back from him while he’s on a mission, your face begins to warm; both out of irritation and a secret second thing. you fume at the possibility that your limited edition photocard (that took maybe a little too much money and 7 day shipping to get) may be gone forever out of petty jealousy. but also you’re a bit flattered that he remembered your “favorite” and first contact picture of him from when you two began dating during your last year at jujutsu tech before leaving the sorcerer society behind.

slipping your shoes off, you notice that his are at the front door as well, indicating that he finished his mission much earlier than usual. you hear running water in the distance and speed walk to the bathroom. yanking open the door, you yell, “satoru gojo you better not had thrown my photocard away, or so help me god i will reach through your infinity and beat your ass!”

he looks at you from the mirror while drying his snowy hair that frames his face stupidly well even when wet. as if trying to placate you, he does his goofy grin that he knows warms your heart and opens his arms for a hug, “angel, you’re home! did you like your surprise?”

seeing the pressure of his infinity around him, you focus your cursed energy into your right arm and slap at his still damp naked chest and start to complain, “you know how hard it was for me to find that photocard! you went way too far i would nev-”

he grabs your face with both hands, stares into your eyes, and shushes you. rubbing the frown lines between your brows he calmly coos, “it’s okay, it's okay. your little jimin guy is inside of the dresser i told you your phone was on this morning. when you were sleeping, i may or may not have teleported to a 24 hour drugstore and got a few photos of little ole me printed out instead. ”

you exhale loudly and push away from him to grab the photocard and your binder to put it with the rest of your collection. satoru’s immediately on your heels, following you to the kitchen island. he wraps his arms around your waist and nuzzles into your neck. as he watches you flip through your binder, he notices that you’re trying your absolute hardest to ignore him. 

he begins whining into your ear, “heyyyy! i’m more attractive than that guy too. look at his lip piercing, i could do better than that. he's trying too hard!”

although he’s being extremely obnoxious right now, you know that he tends to do this when he wants to be reassured and loved on after being caught up in his hectic work schedule. you sigh and turn to face him, wrapping your arms around his neck. pulling his face down to meet yours, your noses are now barely an inch apart. you whisper, “i know you’re not really mad about the photocards because i know you. talk to me, my love.”

he shuts his eyes, and those long white lashes you adore kiss his undereye. he sighs, “i just miss you that’s all.”

at this, you move your hands to his waist and hold him tighter. in the many years that you’ve known satoru gojo, you know that he needs security most of all. and for him, you and security have become one and the same.

after a few moments of just holding each other and being present for one another, you pull back and smooch the corner of his lips. you reach to play with the prickliness of his undercut and he nearly purrs. 

looking into his eyes, you murmur, “let’s go cuddle, order takeout for delivery, put on a movie, and have a cozy date night to make up for lost quality time, hm? and no we are not watching shrek again so don’t ask!”

back to his usual self again after a little bit of dedicated attention, he pouts, “what about shrek 2?”

you both giggle, feeling the puffs of each other's laughter on your faces, and walk hand in hand to your shared bedroom to enjoy one of the rare nights in where you’re both home before 6pm and aren’t completely exhausted.

[tulipseason]

Once again thinking about how ofmd took a pirate comedy and ran balls-to-the-wall with it??! they’re queer, have deep childhood traumas, fall in love, burn down ships of aristocrats, murder english soldiers, struggle with their insecurities, stage fuckeries. get stabbed. It’s a middle finger to toxic masculinity. It’s muppets having adventures on the high seas. It’s mistakes and big fuck ups. self loathing and breaking down. It’s being absolutely clueless half the time. one braincell between all of them. It’s found family! it’s choosing love over resentment, and not looking back. It’s hope against hope, kindness and gentleness. it’s allowing that to change you. they can travel anywhere, time means nothing! they’re leaving snake cults, getting tortured, drinking soup, getting married, turning into birds. they’re getting cursed, running scams, dressing in drag, baking cakes, starting an inn. they’re moving on and up and full of joy and pain and goofiness. It’s the show of all time

[luciaintheskyainthi]

hey! so, you know how there's the trend right now where people are drawing their ships in a snapchat setting where one flexes, and the other copies it but is Ripped and it's a whole goofy thing? well, do you think either peter or jason would do that in the ECM universe? I feel like both are goofy enough, but I wanted to hear your words on it as well lmao

(btw, I absolutely LOVE ECM, i never thought I'd ever ship peter and jason, but you've convinced me, I love your interpretations of them so so So much!!!)

YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?!?!?!?! https://www.tumblr.com/k1ng-g0ober/772203328873578496/am-i-too-late-for-this-trend-once-again-fanart

(you seriously have the best of timings lmao. Go thank @k1ng-g0ober for blessing ussssss)

And yes, I do think Peter and Jason, in their 'time to traumatise the family' era would pull this shit lmao. But it would absolutely be orchestrated by Peter. Jason is a social media illiterate (and YES he does rub that into people):

Jason: I don't understand why I have to pose like this. Peter: That's because you're approximately eighty years old and have the social media awareness of clam. Now pout - Yes! Just like that. Jason: This is objectifying. I am being objectified. Peter: Yes, but Tim didn't offer me the last donut, so this is payback. Just lie back and think of England.

[lightandfellowship]

The Sewer Squad's designs are fine, actually

If you ask me, the Sewer Squad from KHUX are a really great visual example of Kingdom Hearts' approach to writing and design.

That approach being: it's fine to make design and writing decisions that come across as silly, campy, unbelievable, or "cringey" if those choices are meaningful in context and contribute something significant to the story.

On the whole, the Sewer Squad are a mess of character designs. Minus the Leader who just kinda looks like a normal character tbh, the remaining 3/4ths of the group don't look particularly cohesive or even...aesthetically pleasing? At least for me. If you were to judge these designs purely on a visual and technical level, using commonly accepted character design guidelines, I personally don't think they would score very high.

Function has been thrown out the window with their accessories, with a lot of said accessories looking either bulky, heavy, face/movement obstructing, or just plain uncomfortable, despite them presumably fighting Heartless on the daily.

Color palettes are all over the place, especially with the Gummi Girl who's sporting three different hues of pink all conflicting in one design. Themeing is likewise all over the place—using the Gummi Girl once again as an example, she's pairing futuristic Gummi ship wings with a ninja outfit and a modern-looking frog hat. Which like, normally you can marry vastly different themes/time periods together into one character design just fine if you do it well, but here these elements are just kinda pasted all over the design separately with no blending/discussion between them. (Yes I know this makes perfect sense given the lore; I'm getting there.)

And then characters like Fancy Bowtie Boy are wearing gimmick-y clothing pieces based off of canon characters, such as Ansem SoD and...Halloween Town Goofy, for some reason. Which makes the design look derivative and nonsensical. (There's a way to justify this in canon thanks to the Book of Prophecies and the medals, but it's still kinda weird and offputting to see one of the Big Bad's gloves on a silly side character.)

It also doesn't help that their outfits/hair/facial features weren't designed specifically with them in mind, and instead are comprised of various disparate, pre-existing Player assets slapped together haphazardly. And not being able to give these characters more thoughtful, bespoke design elements means losing the opportuntiy to communicate who these characters are more precisely.

They do have recognizable silhouettes though (along with some much needed diversity), so I'll give them credit for that.

But, everything I just said and criticized above? THAT'S ENTIRELY THE POINT, BABY!!!

They're not supposed to represent a typical character with a typical character design that follows typical character design rules because they're not typical "characters"—rather, they're supposed to represent the average, real-life players playing KHUX. The people who buy random outfits with whatever Jewels they have and then mix and match the pieces together regardless of whether or not they actually look "good" together or logically connect. The people who are just having fun with customization.

And this distinction is meaningful because the whole idea behind these characters is that they belong to the same party that the Player belongs to. They're not like Player's other friends such as Ephemer and Skuld who are main characters in the plot and thus require more visually pleasing and thought-out character designs; they're not "generic" NPCs that Player runs into only once or twice like the "my friends aren't my power" guy who can just wear one of the basic default outfits and it'll serve its purpose just fine; they are, specifically, Player's fellow party members. And if the Player themself is wearing a silly costume too, well, they'll just fit right in with the Sewer Squad, won't they?

Thus, they're meant to mirror the visuals and dynamics of real KHUX parties comprised of real people, hopefully making it easier for the person playing the game to relate to them (if said person belongs to a party themself) and intuitively understand the role these characters play in Player's life. And despite how unrealistic their outfits are (considering most of them are running around fighting in outrageous, cumbersome costumes), I would argue that their closer resemblance to the actual playerbase gives them the potential to feel more real, paradoxically.

This also just demonstrates KHUX's commitment to its story and gameplay integration. It doesn't matter how "silly" a gameplay feature might look or feel in practice, it is going to be properly represented in the story regardless. Lux, Guilt, Power Bangles, Spirits, Shift Pride, player costumes, it doesn't matter, if it's a part of the gameplay, it's going in the story somewhere. The game takes a risk and trades a little bit of immersion/suspension of disbelief for pure gameplay and story synergy. Perhaps it doesn't work for everybody, but in general it works for me, and I respect it.