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ngl im kinda considering reading mha but only for present mic and the hashtag yuri
#been seeing that one panel a lot recently on twitter and now im curious#ive only ever read up to like the 4/5th book and then lost interest#never watched the anime aside from like those clip compilation videos#idk though..........................#on topic of mic#RAAHJAGHAHABANJKM#i am romantically attracted#i think his civilian outfit kind of sucks ass though#let him have his fucked up haircut!!!!!!!!!!!#if y0m13l gh02t tr1ck can just walk around looking like that so can mic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1#< fucked up letters cause i dont want this going into a main tag#i forgot what his actual name was lol#do i even tag spoilers for gh02t tr1ck?????#off topic but mic and y0m13l feel like a weird subspecies of the pointy nosed anime guy design trope to me#like kind of pointy nose and the fucked up hair#but then they both happen to be blonde and wear glasses most of the time#which isnt usually isnt seen in the classic birdy asshole TM design#holy shitballs the tags....#sorry for getting too silly guys..........................
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y'all i think kamala almost called donald a fucker
#presidential debate#america#politics#kamala harris#donald trump#lowkey im kinda mad that the moderators are letting him barrell through his mic#the one time harris spoke up they were like nahhhhhhhhh not your time#also sometimes neither of them actually answer the question asked but hoooooooooooooooooly shit does kamala at least STAY ON TOPIC
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Whumper and whumpee relationship except the whumper is my writing and the whumpee is me. Send post.
#i have the mic#writing#getting my ass kicked by my own brain rn#whump writing#whump tropes#whump community#whump scenario#whumpblr#fic writing#off topic but rn i am stuck in my clothes bc my zipper is stuck and there is no one to help me#trying not to cry about it. its been a bad day and it's not even 2 yet#like guys what the fuck
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me, stupidly and weirdly resistant to listening to audio books vs reading a physical book for no real reason: man i wish there was a way to like, read a book while i crochet like i do with tv shows and movies and podcasts
#toy txt post#my reasons are irrational you dont need to try to talk me into it. i KNOW#its very silly of me#imagine how much reading i could get done. but alas. Feels Bad#even listening to a more. uh. Story type podcast or fiction like nightvale was a bit difficult to start for me. i like nightvale now i#listened. but i worry that is clocking in my brain as an Exception 😔 maybe it would be easier if i tried some nonfiction books? scary#i also struggle with single host podcasts apparently even tho im also ehhhh on the kind where the structure is the host Interviewing a#different person everytime? maybe it would be okay with a nonfiction audiobook tho cos it would be getting read by a narrator and not sound#so much like a guy ranting into a mic which makes me feel a little insane. altho propaganda doesnt necessarily always sound like a guy#ranting into a mic so idk. i could probably make it through if i can find a nice book about like. parasitic worms. i could tolerate#feeling like im falling into sigma male affirmations videos for worms i think. wormffirmations are allowed#*to clarify i dont listen to those but listening to better offline makes me feel like im morphing into the kinda guy who does and i hate it#which feels unfair cos he is RIGHT and the podcast is good but i need there to be like a cohost there to break the tension of the Ranting#sometimes he has guests on? but its not quite the same#i think the format i like best is either like 2 or 3 regular cohosts discussing things within a specific topic#OR. 1 host whos like infodumping to the other host who knows nothing about the subject. OR. 2 hosts info dumping to each other about#different aspects of the subject. OR. 1 host who brings on fun guests to infodump to them about a subject. and then obviously the subject#needs to intrigue me. ex. sawbones well theres your problem (I HATE THAT THIS ONE IS BEST EXPERIENCED ON YOUTUBE😭 I WANT THEM TO JUST DUMP#ALL THE SLIDES INTO A BIG BLOG POST SOMEWHERE AND I CAN CHECK IN AND FOLLOW ALONG THAT WAY WITHOUT HAVING TO HAVE MY PHONE SCREEN ON THE#WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!! but. im listening for free so its unreasonable to demand more of them BUT ALSO I FEEL LIKE JUST COPYPASTING ALL OF THE#SLIDES INTO A BIG BLOG POST ISNT THAT MUCH MORE EFFORT THAN EDITING A WHOLE YOUTUBE VIDEO? WAAAAAH. THEY DONT NEED TO BE TIMESTAMPED OR#ANYTHING JUST THROW EM IN ILL FIGURE IT OUTTTTTT#anyway. also more than 3 hosts is really pushing my ability to keep track of voices.#anyway: sawbones wtyp tpwky behind the bastards scam goddess#(which is true crime adjacent but focuses mainly on scams and isnt copaganda and laci is funny and cool)#common descent pod completely arbortrary maintenance phase if books could kill#deep sea podcast has more bringing ppl in to interview them about shit than i personally enjoy but i put up with it cos i do like the hosts#and the subject
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#mollys future mishaps#im already in the middle of writing a script by the way. i just want to gauge interest before i go any further#also. fair warning. im a very mediocre writer. i have a bad mic and bad editing skills too so this will mostly just be me rambling.#but i feel like the topic is very VERY interesting to talk about.
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In Praise of Sally Ann Howes
As I've made it one of the purposes of my blog to share photos and songs and general positivity about the wonderful English actress Sally Ann Howes, I thought I'd make a post to talk in much more detail about all the great things about her and why I adore her so much!
This classy English beauty possessed a highly expressive face and eyes, an astonishingly powerful soprano, a great sense of humor, and the world's most charming laugh. One thing I cannot stop saying about Sally Ann is that she did not and does not get nearly enough credit and recognition for her immense talent and prolific career, and it's precisely for that reason that I'm here to do my part in giving it to her!
This overlong rambling post is a combination of biographical information and my personal fawning over her performances... whatever I felt I most wanted to put out there in the world and what I'd like people less familiar with her to know.
Click on Keep Reading and I'll take you on a journey!
As she preferred to work on the stage and didn't really pursue a film career, the catalog of Sally Ann's work that can still be viewed today is unfortunately small - though you can find almost all of her early films on the internet if you look hard! In her early film days, mostly made before she was able to pursue her true passion of musical theatre, her extraordinary singing talents weren't utilized by the producers at all.
However, we were fortunately blessed with exactly one musical film role from her, and it's an iconic one: the aptly-named role of Truly Scrumptious in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968), the golden-haired, golden-hearted candy heiress who falls in love with and eventually marries Dick van Dyke's character Caractacus Potts after joining him and his children on a madcap adventure. She's a sweet, intelligent ingenue with hidden depths and one of my favorite sorts of character arcs - the uptight, lonely woman who becomes more and more warm and open as she discovers newfound freedom and joy in life and falls in love.
There is something about Sally Ann that just glows in every scene of Chitty, and it's not only that bright blonde hair! The way she widens her eyes sometimes, the way she raises her eyebrows, her gentle and soft presence in the happiest scenes, and the particular airy lilt she has to her speaking voice are all so distinctive and appealing, and I can't take my eyes off her. And her smile! When I say she glows it's barely even a metaphor, the woman just emits light.
(Funnily enough, I started to realize that many of the laudatory quotes I've found about her also refer to her in this way, like this quote from a 1965 TV Guide article, from playwright Sidney Kingsley: "She's luminous as an actress. I mean that literally. In Brigadoon she really lit up the stage.")
For me, I'm weak for any actress who can do the defrosted-ice-queen trope so incredibly well. Truly starts out as closed-off and prim, and nearly reverts to that state when she and Caractacus have a Big Misunderstanding near the end, but in the scenes where she's happy and carefree, the warmth just radiates off of her.
She also has the most adorable chemistry with Dick van Dyke in an annoyances-to-friends-to-lovers relationship that absolutely shaped my young brain. Whenever Sally Ann and Dick glance at each other, whether with irritation and frustration early in the film or with warmth and affection later on, their chemistry is obvious and natural, and there's so much expressed in each one of those glances. One has no difficulty believing that these characters are going to be very happily married.
(Here's a cute on-set interview where she talks about, among other things, how easily she and van Dyke clicked.)
While I acknowledge that the character of Caractacus Potts was absolutely originally planned to be an actual Englishman, Dick van Dyke played him with an American accent, and to me they will always be an adorable English-American couple. It's a whole part of the charm of this pairing to me!
Sally Ann also had a great relationship with child actors Adrian Hall and Heather Ripley who played Jeremy and Jemima Potts, and did her best to help make them more comfortable and happy during the many very long days on set. Having been a child film star herself, she knew a great deal about how difficult and alienating it could be. The genuine affection the three of them shared is obvious in their scenes together, especially in the extremely adorable "Truly Scrumptious" number, and it really makes the developing mother-child relationship between the characters so believable.
The beach scene, where so much of the relationship between Truly and Caractacus and the Potts children is developed, is incredibly cute and heartwarming, and a lot of that rides on Sally Ann's performance and how her previously prim-and-proper character shows herself to be warm and loving, once she (literally) lets her hair down. We've already seen how happy the Potts family is together; now we see how Truly fits in perfectly and makes them all even happier.
Look at her! Literally glowing!
(One thing I should mention: I think both the plot and the love story of CCBB are greatly improved if one just treats the "dream sequence" as real events, which was possibly the original intention anyway, so just note that is always the perspective I'm coming from here. It's the only way to make some things make sense and for the characters and their relationships to fully develop.)
"Lovely, Lonely Man" is Truly's big solo moment, and was probably the least comprehensible part of the movie to me as a kid (lol), but is now indisputably one of the very best parts to me as an adult. It's an exquisitely beautiful love song, especially the bridge, and I somehow love it more and more every time I rewatch it. Sally Ann's dreamy, graceful movements and the way the whole scene is shot make her look like a princess, and the slow build of the song is masterfully done. She has this distinctive crisp way of articulating her words while singing, especially the closing consonants like N and M, that I just love to listen to. The string section and the building countermelodies are so beautiful it makes me want to weep. Everyone involved in creating this scene and song deserved an award, I'm being so serious. While it's not the highest of soprano songs and doesn't fully show off Sally Ann's astonishing range, she shows an incredible amount of vocal control here through the many diminuendos and crescendos, and she's mesmerizing to watch and listen to. One of her "glowiest" scenes, for sure!
While I've seen people call this song irrelevant to the plot, I strongly disagree - the romance is part of the plot, of course, and while I didn't fully understand the meaning as a kid, this song establishes how much Truly's outlook on life and hopes for the future have already changed since meeting Caractacus, and how much happier she is with the poor Potts family than she's ever been in her life of luxury. Plus, now we know for certain that she's head over heels for Caractacus, but he doesn't know... increasing the dramatic irony of the pining and yearning to follow!
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In the reprise of "Hushabye Mountain", which was sung in a much earlier scene by Dick van Dyke alone, Caractacus loses the will to continue the song because he's overwhelmed with emotion thinking of his children being held captive. Truly comes in to aid him with the final verse - another pivotal moment in the developing romance - and Sally Ann's singing here is nothing short of breathtaking.
And of course, I can't neglect to mention the "Doll on a Music Box" number, where Sally Ann, who was not a trained dancer and in fact considered herself to be "appalling" at it, performs an incredibly precise, incredibly impressive clockwork song-and-dance number while on a spinning turntable! She practiced it so well that she managed to successfully complete the shot in a single take, prompting the stage full of extras to burst into applause.
This is another important character moment for Truly, though it's disguised in a diegetic performance: though it's another thing that went over my head as a child who only got to see the movie once, the lyrics about being trapped up on a music box and longing to be freed by love pretty clearly symbolize how trapped the real Truly's high-society life makes her feel, and how she yearns to break free from class restrictions and live happily-ever-after with Caractacus, as it's only with him and his family that she really feels free.
Then there's that incredibly warm romantic look that Truly and Caractacus share at the end of the song when she silently acknowledges the love confession he's just made while singing in counterpoint with her, though they're still in a dangerous situation and can't give themselves away by appearing too human and breaking their disguises... sadly this vital moment is cut off on all the Youtube videos of the scene I can find, because none of the people who clipped it understand that that's the whole point of it all, apparently. But here's a gif!
The character of Truly doesn't exist at all in the original (quite different) book by James Bond author Ian Fleming - surprising, I know, given her name! - and, honestly, the fact that Truly and the romantic subplot of this movie exist are why it had such a strong impact on me as a child, and very much why I fell in love with it again as an adult. Even though the score is wonderful anyway and the story is charming and magical, I can confidently say that I would not have become as completely enchanted or had such a strong desire to revisit it again and again if there'd been no Truly and no love story. The fact that Sally Ann's performance makes Truly so loveable is, obviously, a pretty crucial factor there.
Sally Ann's delivery of "Well, Mr. Potts... now you'll have to marry me!" after Caractacus kisses Truly... that slide from prim mock-outrage to the playful, warm, you-can-hear-the-smile-in her-voice conclusion is flawless. Not even exaggerating when I say that this was the moment that made me into a hopeless romantic as a 9-year-old child. Sure, this wasn't the first movie I'd seen where two people fall in love and live happily ever after, but I distinctly remember that this was the first romance story that had me in a giggling, kicking-my-feet, "I ship it so hard" state of mind. And after revisiting it as an adult for the first time last year, I have confirmed that yes, child me already had great taste in fictional romances!
Oh, I could say so much about the difference in her body language between the two scenes where Caractacus carries Truly out of her car that's become stuck in a pond. The first time, Truly is affronted and extremely embarrassed by the situation, holding herself so stiffly and awkwardly to avoid an accidental embrace that she causes him to nearly lose his balance and drop her. The second time, when they're in love and they know it, she snuggles right up into his arms without hesitation and it's the cutest thing ever. Sally Ann was 5'6" but looks so tiny in that scene!
(And that kiss! Maybe I'm getting off-topic here in terms of strictly focusing on Sally Ann's contributions, because Dick van Dyke deserves tons of credit for making this kiss so good... but wow, the kiss. Several times I have called it "the Most Kiss they could have gotten away with in a children's movie." Again, giggling, kicking my feet etc.)
While Truly's costumes and hairstyling are rarely historically accurate (the film is set around 1910), the stylized nature of her fashion is iconic and memorable in itself. Sally Ann also completely pulls off playing a fresh-faced ingenue who is 12+ years younger than her actual age - and I do wonder if the aging-down of Sally Ann is at least part of the reason why Truly wears her hair loose throughout most of the movie! Either way, it works perfectly and I was shocked when I first learned how much older she was than her character. (If you watch her in The Admirable Crichton, where she is also in Edwardian costume and was closer to Truly's actual age, she really doesn't look all that much different. If anything, I think she looks even more glowingly beautiful in Chitty!)
Also, as for Truly wearing her hair down... it may just have been an intentionally anachronistic stylistic choice, but in-story, I think it actually contributes to her character by showing a willingness to flout convention and pursue whatever will make her happy instead of what's expected of her, which happens to be a key theme of her character arc.
Another thing that led me to adore Sally Ann as a person as I learned more about her over the last year: in the 1960s, she appeared as a panelist in quite a few episodes of the game show To Tell the Truth (as well as a few episodes of Password), and these can be found on Youtube. I really adore how her personality shines through - she's unfailingly bubbly, witty, self-deprecating, and a bit quirky. Just listening to her speak is a delight and she has one of the best laughs I've ever heard. Here is one of my favorite little moments that I clipped.
By all accounts, she was a delightful person to know and work with, witty and clever, very professional, and very serious about her craft. She also always maintained a great affection for and pride in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and her role as Truly, which is always a wonderful thing to know about an actor in a beloved role.
Another bonus: here is a super charming interview with her after a backstage disaster at What Makes Sammy Run? on Broadway.
She was also, along with Twiggy and Diahann Carroll (as Julia Baker), one of the first three celebrities to have her likeness made into a Barbie doll.
Two of her earlier films I recommend are the comedies Fools Rush In (1949) and The Admirable Crichton (1957), if you can find them (hint-hint, you can.) You may also be able to find the 1966 TV movie of her reprising her Tony-nominated role of Fiona in Brigadoon with Robert Goulet, and although I feel like the oddly close-up way the film was shot kinda does a disservice to the actors at times, it's still amazing to be able to see and hear her in a role she performed on Broadway.
Richard Rodgers once called Sally Ann "the greatest singer who ever sang on the American musical stage." Now, I don't quote this to claim this superlative as some kind of objective fact. If you know anything about me, I am very, very strongly opposed to pitting women against each other and all the Golden Age sopranos are absolute queens who deserve crowns, no matter how much mainstream success or present-day name-recognition they have/had. I just think it's phenomenal that she received such high praise from a man who worked with many of the best musical theatre singers who ever lived... and to think, many people today have never even heard her voice. Without her performance as Truly Scrumptious, it's possible almost nobody would in the future! I am so glad that Sally Ann's lasting legacy was ensured by such a beloved film role.
Sadly for us, many of the theatrical roles which she originated (and thus, for which cast albums featuring her exist) were in shows that either flopped quickly or at least did not enter the theatrical canon, so she never achieved the level of mainstream recognition she clearly deserves. But Sally Ann also played such legendary and challenging roles as Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady, Fiona MacLaren in Brigadoon (for which she received a Tony nomination), Maria Rainer von Trapp in The Sound of Music, Anna Leonowens in The King and I, and, much later, Desiree Armfeldt in A Little Night Music. She received great acclaim for all of these performances and, judging by what we know of her process on My Fair Lady, was excellent at making roles distinctly her own and never merely imitating another performer.
Even in her iconic original role of Truly Scrumptious, you don't get to hear the true full power of Sally Ann's extraordinary soprano. For that, I highly recommend listening to "Another Time, Another Place" from Kwamina (1961), and "Something to Live For" from What Makes Sammy Run? (1964). I'm always sad that we don't have any recordings of her in her "fiery" star turn as Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady, but you can at least hear her do a Cockney accent, be silly, and sing "With a Little Bit of Luck" with Bing Crosby here!
If it weren't for the enduring success of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, few people might have even heard of Sally Ann Howes today, and that would be a terrible loss. I cannot overstate that I am so grateful that we all know who she is because she played this role and we get to see her give this radiant performance of a character that's all her own. Maybe this sounds strange, but I think the fact that this was Sally Ann's only musical film role (and the ONLY role most people will ever see her in) makes it even more precious, and makes everything she brings to the character that much more distinctive and unique and special.
Both for all of the talent and charm she brings to the role itself, and everything else that I and many other fans have been able to learn of so much of her otherwise-obscure work because of it, the world is incredibly lucky to have the lovely Sally Ann Howes immortalized as our Truly Scrumptious, and I wouldn't have it any other way 💖
#*mic drop*#sally ann howes#chitty chitty bang bang#and that's why you should vote for... wait there's no poll involved? I may have gotten carried away ;)#ok so I doubt anyone will even pay attention to this post but if you are going to tag or comment on this BE KIND AND POSITIVE ABOUT HER#like this is obviously a labor of love on my part here... don't be weird or backhanded. I don't need to hear how you disagree or whatever#and no pitting women against each other on my posts I am so serious#this is a fan post! this is a stan post! this is a celebration! do not derail!#I feel like I need to sprinkle holy water on this post before I release it out into the world#oh Sally Ann we're really in it now#also parts of this are poorly written I know. it's literally just an infodump about my Special Interest English Lady what do you expect lol#the switches between formal tone and informal fangirling are intentional btw#this is what I'm using my degree for apparently#I know I mixed in a lot of character/story analysis here and maybe that's slightly off-topic from lauding her performance but hey#it's not like I'm getting graded on this. and I mean you can see these things in her character BECAUSE of her performance#take my hand. love her with me. life could be a dream#you know the lyric in Hamilton - 'I wrote my way out'? that's what this was for me. I wrote my way out of a mental health crisis with this#when I came up with this idea I was going to save it for her birthday but that is sooo far away. so I'll post now and reblog it then!#I'm shocked tumblr can even handle whatever I'm trying to do here#I wouldn't have put SO many photos except that I needed to use multiples so I could make them smaller!!#my original post#long post
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i just did an interview for something really important and i think it was hot garbage and im so scared . ive been looking forward to this for . 2 years now . fuck my life .
my mind is pliable rn so im going to fake myself into thinking it was all really good
#rant#arhg#scared and filled with anxiety#okay here are my POSITIVE THOUGHTS.#evberything goes my way and nothing can go wrong in life#i have worked so hard and put in so much effort#the universe will grant me the best option#i infuse the world with so much joy and laughter#the jury loves me and will be nice to me#i did NOT fumble the interview. i did so well and i presented myself clearly#my camera and mic not working did NOT set me back 1082939 paces#it did NOT make me panic and worry for my life and sanity#i am so knowledgable of the topics and they are so happy they allowed me to do the interview
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choking tw
#sitting around the bar after work with mic aizawa and other teachers#its the end of the year so its a bit more rowdy that usually#aizawa doesnt want to be there but YOU'RE there#so he nurses a beer and stays quiet#after a couple of drinks somehow sex comes up#and the topic of kinks#and mic goads you a bit into answering#and you sheepishly admit you like a hand around your throat#and aizawa is.#hes ruined by the idea#lays in bed at night and imagined you sweetly asking for it#the way your eyes go fuzzy when he squeezes the pressure point#the control... the desire...#he starts dreaming about it#ruining the inside of his sheets with cum--
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you understand every single character in bnha so so well, i love all of your analysis on mic a lot! do you think his confidence/how he boasts a ton (esp in the light novels) is an act or just how he genuinely is? with how he is in vigilantes in his childhood, its really interesting to me. id love to hear your thoughts on him :)
Bold of you to assume I understand Every character when I only ever talk about like 4 of them. But yeah you’re probably right, I am pretty smart and based.
I have thought about this question before actually. Like how Aizawa has always been Like That even as a kid, not just because Shirakumo died, I think that Yamada has always been a bit out there. He knows he has one of the coolest quirks imaginable and I genuinely think he is quite proud of it. If you had a quirk that you Had to be loud and confident to use, but you’re really insecure and hate it actually, I don’t think you’d go to hero school. I think sometimes people can forget that a character can be sad sometimes and happy sometimes, they’re not like preprogrammed with one emotion. Except maybe Aizawa; genuinely don’t know about him.
but yeah Mic is a weird character cause some people are like “he acts happy so he must be happy” and others are like “something traumatic happened to him so he must be sad all the time secretly”, and I think it’s more like he exaggerates how confident he is but it’s not like an act. Like how I make jokes that I’m super smart big brain woah, when in reality I’m pretty normal amounts of smart, doesn’t mean I’m secretly thick as a brick and tryna mask it. Also you gotta remember Mic is a side character and Horikoshi didn’t even come up with most of his backstory, that was all from Vigilantes. I don’t think Horikoshi thinks that much about making Mic a deep character.
TLDR idk lol
#hizashi yamada#present mic#bnha#somethiing smells like raisins so strong what is going on#Break from the Louis content to bring you the actual topic of my blog wow#Every time I type wow I forget I had an inside joke with an old friend and it autocorrects to nuggest#Gives me a right scare every time
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(btw if anyone who's been keeping up with my aubrey stuff wants the uncle reg backstory lore feel free to dm me lmao)
#i haven't had a lot of performance opportunities while i've been at school but i HAVE been doing a lot of aubrey writing#especially these past few weeks. and i've come up with and/or solidified so many random pieces of lore#which tbh makes writing and performing easier bc like aubrey is a full character i can improvise as now#i have so many lines constantly in the back of my head that i can relate to a topic and aubrey has so many specific details of zir history#ze feels very ''real'' in a way ze didn't even a few months ago which i know is gonna make performing so much better#also the open mic where i did my unplanned standup set and had a straight woman make out with me is happening while i'm in toronto next wee#i'm not planning on performing (tho that's what i said last time lmao) but i do wanna watch again#so i can continue establishing that as my spot for once i move up there full time#who knows maybe i'll be able to convince scott to go to the mic with me. tho probably not since it's the night before the kith show#(wouldn't it be hilarious if scott said no but mark was like ''count me in'' like thanks kid in the hall i just met)#but if i keep going enough times i'm sure we'll get another buddy/aubrey open mic set eventually lmao
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imagine: family outing but it’s actually just Lloyd and Cole both fifth wheeling what feels like a date between Garmalouvin
-same anon
DFSJKDKGFHGFNLFKDLSKDLFDF
Vinny suggested the family outing as a way to make up for how neither Lloyd nor Cole were told about any of this until the engagement. He thought it'd be fun and nice. They get mobbed by Green Ninja fans and Garm almost stabs a guy (Lou is swooning). When Cole gets home he's gonna complain on vc to Vania and the Upplies and they're going to tease the hell out of him while getting thrashed by Vania in [insert video game for them to all be playing here]. Lloyd really wants to bite someone.
#ask zaz#garmlouvin au#cole over discord vc: i love my dad but like. there is a time and place to swoon over your husband#cole: and when he's about to commit crimes isn't it!!!#vania‚ laughing into the mic: so you're telling me NONE of them are normal#oh my god cole and vania friendship so real so true. that's so off topic i'm sorry (i'm not)
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“Ty Lee is a lesbian,” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row stands…Ty Lee herself.
“It’s true,” she continues. “I am a lesbian.”
#ty lee#avatar the last airbender#lesbian#lesbian headcanons#ty lee and misa amane are lesbians with comphet and nothing you do or say can change my mind#so there#off-topic#i say into the mic#i say into the mic meme
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i have, ofc, been doing my due stand-up diligence and writing joke premises down for the last year. and yet for some reason, instead of polishing any of that for class tonight, i am writing some new material about the presidential debate, liberal vs. conservative what-about-ism, and trans genocide 🙃
something about seeing alok v menon last night has me feeling SPICY
#can't believe it's been over a year since i first did stand-up... smh#improv really took over lmao#to be fair the transphobia one is def an old premise i've been working on for months...#the class is full of cis ppl tho so i'm not weighing their reaction too heavily lol#i'm trying to do an open mic soon at this cafe that also hosts drag shows -- *that's* a reaction i'll pay mind to 😂😅#i mean i guess my typical stuff is never ever lighthearted anyway lmao#my first set was entirely about breast cancer lol#and my premises are mostly about xenophobia transphobia and commercial capitalism 😆#i'm trying to tell the jokes that'll piss people off#cause they're about the topics that i have the MOST experience in and the MOST to say about 😂#just thoughts
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Are you telling me that the elder guardian of the echidna tribe would choose an incompetent white man to be the successor to his tribe? Don't bullshit me. Say sike rn. AND HE'S A COP ?! AND HIS SISTER IS A COP ?! AND HIS DAD IS BRITISH ?!? I feel like this would go against a lot of what the echidna stand for.
Also, Wade's mom pronouncing Knuckles with a ch and Wade not learning how to say the name of Knuckles tribe leader really rubbed me the wrong way. Giving very much, micro aggression.
#sth#sonic the hedgehog#i have the mic#knuckles the echidna#the show was cute#but i am so mad that it turned into the adventures of wade whipple and his side kick knuckles#by the end of it we were only focusing on wade#IDGAF ABOUT THAT NGA !!! NONE !! WHERE IS KNUCKLES !!#if i wanted to watch a bunch of cops be bad at their jobs id watch the news#slightly diff topic. why put knuck if you buck in the trailer if we wasn't gonna get more hiphop in the soundtrack?#dont pmo#back to your regularly scheduled tagging now#knuckles the series#knuckles series#knuckles series spoilers#knuckles spoilers
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call it a controversial opinion but i think when people go on tv to talk about topics they should be informed on those topics somewhat
#THIS INCLUDES vox pop type stuff where they ask random people on the street ''what do you think of __''#like. sure it's good to ask average joes what they think of things but. are you sure they even Had an opinion on the thing before you asked#were You the one they learned about the thing from just 3 seconds ago when you asked them about it#is their opinion based on a really quick no-nuance summary of the topic you came up with on the spot to explain it to them#if someone shoves a mic in my face and asks me what i think about like. a farm opening up in a poor country giving hundreds of people jobs#i'll say Oh that sounds good i think it's great that they opened this farm#but maybe they didn't mention the farm is owned by a huge corporation who will barely pay the employees#that the produce will end up shipped overseas instead of feeding the local population#that the hundreds of people getting jobs are actually children#my opinion would have been immensely different if i had known this
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ooooooh girl my prof was PISSED when i told her i nominated myself to work the cameras and cuts on the podcast LOLLLLLLLLLLL
#we did some tests today they hated my script bc they were not able to read it bc the camera distracted them#im also nominated myself to be the director but honestly i think the tech guy will have to do it cos#NOBODY FUCKINF LISTENS TO MEEEEE THEY RATHER LOOK STUPIDDDDD#my script was so well done (made it last minute) i timed everything and i marked the important things and how the topics should flow#but nobody read it LOL they had no patience they wanted everything to be perfect 1st try and it was a mess#the tech guy was about to kill himself#well we cant do much w what we were given tbh the mics were awful the cameras are not that good and everybody#feels nervous on camera and ppl from my city have an accent were ITS HARD to understand what we say and#they werent able to enunciate words well and they stuttered or forgot how to say things it was a mess#IM A MESS MESS MESS MESS MESS MESS IM A MESS IN DISTRESS
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