#on their actualy birthday yes yes

[i-love-you-very-much]

hougouhgfgh its a BEAUTIFUL october day to wish you a happy birthday

[the1975attheirverybest]

Ok so upon some digging he might have been new but that really does make him worse for stating a lable with, and looking at his cofoundera is an ex football player, some guy named brian who i cant find anything about and chuck waite who im pretty sure has a hsiitory in music thank god. if he hadn't been around a while, which could well be true because I cannot find a single thing about him before the 1975, starting a label so....recklessly is so stupid.

but also I'm pretty sure jamie is like 49 right now (maybe 50 since he was born in july) cause he was born in 74, so he was like 39 (my mistake on the 40s thing but liek he was fucking old conpartively to the boys)

So like yeah, even if he was new (once again I can't find anything about Him existing before the 1975 other than he made the label in 2009) if you Google him all that comes up is his dh founding or the 1975 it's like fucking weird honestly how intrinsically reliant on them he seems for his presence online and looking into his cofounders I can only find one with a background in music and nothing about one of the guys (all that came up when I googled hom was a cyclist by the same name) so truly, if he was new, and did that, I think its a fucking miracle they've made it this long.

But like actually tho imagine a manager comes up to you in his late 30s (39/40 I think) and your early 20s and then he becomes your bands manager meaning he is in control of almost all your career prospects in the early days. Regardless of whether he was new or not (I was under the impression he wasn't but then again he might have been he's a fucking mystery) it's evident he has no clue what he's actualy supposed to be doing. He's a middle aged man that is entirely complacent running everything with a "the boys will bail us out" mentality and its not working because of course its not he's irresponsible and petty and I am surprised the label still fucking stands with his absolute lack of ability to run the thing. Like I can't actually tell you what he does, because I don't think he knows either.

Anywya yes this was my very long rant (been googling shit to double check because legit I had a moment where I was like "I swear Jamie is 50 this year" and yeah he is, July baby. But also like I googled him to check and legit all that came up over and over again was his dh stuff and personal socials so I had to find his birthday and do math)

Omg no, no. I am just now seeing it cuz I got distracted putting my dog back in the car and I guess missed the notification.

One thing I will say is……he doesn’t look as old as he is????? Am I insane? I don’t wanna give the man undue compliments HAHAHA. But I legit thought he was a lot younger.

But you’re right. Also, I’m reluctant to give him TOO much credit for the 1975’s longevity. I’m sure, as an actual musician, you have a more nuanced understanding of this than me, but I’ve always felt that the boys have remained at this level, and only gotten bigger and better, mainly because of how good the rest are at re-inventing themselves. They never made the same record twice. And that’s matty and George and Ross and Adam. Jamie ain’t making the music. Lmao. BUT I take your point. He’s the one who makes sure they are out there. Being seen by people who need to see them. So alright Jamie. You can have a crumb of praise. 🙄 you’re still shit and you should cover your feet.

[strawberry-selfships]

you listen to The Birthday Massacre?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as a goth rabbit i live in their album covers

aaugghsgj yes i love them a lot !!!!!!!!! :3 <3

my fav albums r imagica (sorry thats basic) and walking with strangers

i dont actualy know if theres like a fandom or Anything i literally havnet looked at all . so idk if theyre popular not . but i do love them a Lot <3<3<3

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for bluntly pointing out biases my friend has due to trauma?

So I (18n) have a long history of weird petty disagreements with this friend, B (19m), but this time I'm not sure if I was actualy just an asshole.

We were out with our other two friends S (19m) and E (20m), E starts talking about a coworker, I forget what it was about, and B jokes around saying something like "ooh is he hot" or "ooh is he single" E responds saying that said coworker is actualy 16. B erupts in disgust saying things like "ewww gross a minor!". I, forgetting he had recently had his 19th birthday, said that he was being a bit dramatic and 2 years is not that bad, Wich started our argument.

I forget the specific order of things so I'll sum up our main points. He was saying 2 years is a gross age gap, especialy if one is in middle and the other is in highschool because they are different social environments, and that's a similar dynamic to how he was abused by an ex, the whole time he had this very grossed out dramatic tone.

He has talked about this ex extensively in the past, from jokes to vents. And based on what my friend has said, this guy genuinely did treat him horribly. Mainly emotional abuse, guilt tripping, and being very controlling. Their ages did play a part in the power dynamic.

Anyways, my point were that 2 years is not that bad, and that anything can be a different social environment, people can go to different schools or one person can be in college and the other not. Of course 2 years could be bad paired with other stuff, but by itself I don't see anything to gag over.

This went on for a bit until I got tired of B mentioning his past so much as if it's what all age gap relationships are like, so I said something like "youre acting like you are the norm and im the weird one, but i think more people would agree with me, i think your biased" and he got really upset, saying I hurt his feelings and avoided me for the rest of the hangout, acting all sad. I felt bad seeing him like that, but didn't regret what I said and thought he was just being dramatic like he can be sometimes.

A few days went by where we didn't talk much, and next thing I know he sends me a dm saying "hey, i have something to say to you, i have this to say..." and sent me a screenshot of an entire paragraph in his notes, literaly saying things such as

"i dont care about "winning" or "loosing any arguments with you, but the other day, you took it too far. Saying something along the lines of "you only have that opinion because you were groomed, not everyone else has that opinion" was really hurtful" he also said I "insulted" him and that "there are better ways of aproaching disagreements, minor or not, that dont involve hurting eachothers feelings"

I was floored, I knew this guy had been dramatic in the past but this took the cake. Though I was annoyed and still kind of am, I can't help but feel bad?? Like I hate that I hurt his feelings but come on dude.

I responded saying that I did feel bad for hurting his feelings but didn't understand where I went wrong, clarifying that all I was trying to say was that he was ignoring his bias and admiting that I may have worded it wrong. Also mentioning that I had no idea what he was reffering to when he said I insulted him.

He responded saying "yes but you never appolagised" and "the way you worded it made it sound like my opinion was invalid because of my past trauma, wich is insulting because it implied my opinion was not valid because of my trauma"

I simply responded, "i dont get the difference between that and having a bias" and he talked about how "regardless of my past trauma I'm aloud to have an opinion" and "I'm not trying to have another discussion on the topic, I'm just trying to communicate to you that you hurt my feelings"

At this point I was just done because to me, he was just doing that thing ppl do when they want to say something without being challenged on it, so they say they "dont want to fight". So I just liked his message and we never talked about it again.

It's been a while but I still feel a bit bad and can't figure out if I'm just being a hard headed asshole or if he was just being dramatic. AITA?

TLDR: I tell friend he's just biased against age gap relationships because of his trauma with a past one and he makes a big deal out of it saying I invalidated his opinion and insulted him

What are these acronyms?

[messedupessy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @bulle-blackhole (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ❤❤❤

That’s right, on this fine Halloween day, the bestest of french fries celebrates their birthday, so had to quickly make something as a gift, and so had to draw one of my latest boys, Easefell snas aka Thyme for them :>c ❤

This boy be one awkward mess of a boy, and decided to try to knit a little Raphael plush thing for ya B, but he never done it before and it ended up very messy and the proportions are all wrong, and now he regrets that he tried to knit when he could just had done something in metal instead which is something he is good at, but it’s too late for that now, so hopefully you will like his little gift, he tried his best UwU ❤

Anyway, happy birthday again my sweetest of french fries! I love you! ❤❤

[greaterspawnislands]

im a little birthday boy btw. if you even care

[daphnedauphinoise]

Weekend Away 

I am back !! It was so odd to not have gone on this site at all but I made it through to say, never again :) 

I went on a mini birthday (not mine) and a small 'yay I left work' trip to another city for a weekend city break. The first city was kinda ugly 🙃🙃 You didn’t hear it from me but some English cities are not cute.. at all.  It was okay though, just not sure I would return for anything more than shopping and partying but I don’t even want to return for that lmao. The second city was gorgeous. So so so beautiful and I was very pleasently surprised. I had only really heard bad things about this city and most people just made fun of it but I had a blast there and I think it is in my top 10 places in the UK. I mean the beautiful weather we have been having nationwide definitely added to it but the architecture and the people, the restaurants and the plethora of things to do - I am definately coming back at a later date for longer !! I adore city breaks, they just leave you feeling so refreshed and anew. I actually want to explore more of the UK this year so I am looking forward to making new itineraries and little black books.

My friend. Wow.  I am sure you guys noticed me coming back for a sec and complaining how horrible it was because of who I was with. 

She was on her phone all. the. time. We could be walking and she would be on her phone. Eating, she is on her phone. Trying to get ready, she is on her phone. She would not speak and she was on her phone consistently.  The thing is, if she had a reason to be on her phone for something I would not have minded but she never let me know. This was actually only once we got there, problems started arising before we even got there. On the way there she would not stop making rude comments about the other passengers on the train. There were these loud 30 year olds who were on their way to their stag party and within the first minutes she called them a chav. Her exact words were ‘Ugh I hate sitting with chavs and other people on this carriage, I much perfer first class’😳😳😳Chav for non-brits is a classist term used to degrade low-income people when they are loud or brash because when rich people do it is them enjoying life. Now, I use the word chavs too but I don’t use that word unless I am joking with my friends about ourselves. Overtime it has become a less than kind word to describe people and it was unesscary to use it to describe a group of lads who were essentially just pre-gaming. Like, I was on that train, yes it was noisy, yes I was irratated but there is a difference in thinking and acting on it. In line of classism, she would constantly refer to herself as posh. This was just grating because her family is what I consider bottom rungs of middle class. The thing is she isn’t even posh. She would constantly make a point that her accent was not like other Scottish people, that she was better educated ( I went to the same school). Again non-Brits won’t get the nunaces of the word posh and it is a tricky area of conversation But anyone who is actualy posh would not call themselves posh and just like chav it has become somewhat of a degradgtory term. I am not going to get too into it but wow, I didn’t know I was going to be spending the weekend with a classist. 

The restaurant is what really solidified my opinion on her. She had booked this lovely, cool resturant for us for her birthday and it was somewhere worth getting ready for. I was at this really nice resturant, I looked good, I was meant to have a good time but I didn’t. As soon as we sat down and had ordered the drinks, I was forced to take photos. Now, I am more than happy to take your pictures. I will get on the floor, on my knees and I will hold a lamp for you. But I also expect the same treatment. So it wouldn’t have been bad if she offered to take photos of me. I took photos from the top, from the bottom from left to right, with flash, without flash, but when it came to my turn it was one click and done. Do you wanna know something funny ? I can’t find the picture she ‘took’ on my camer roll so I am lead to believe that she didn’t even take one because she was not paying attention and by the time I have decided on my pose she rudely thrusted the phone back into my hands with the words ‘cute’ coming quite venomously out  of her mouth. Then it got even worse. Later, out for nowhere she laughs and shows me a candid picture of me looking quite .. well candid.. and she says ‘omg this is such a bad picture.. can I post it on my snapchat story’ I don’t even know what you say about that tbh. Like?? I am just baffled. What? It has been two days and I am still trying to comphrehend the logic here. I really did know that she was quite a horrible person and I am not going to ever go another trip with her.

The biggest lesson I learnt is you can be in heaven and if you are with the wrong person, it quickly turns into hell. I am so so happy that we went on this trip though because we are meant to be going on a month long Italy trip which now I shall be promptly withdrawing from because I am not going to spend a month in one of the most beautiful countries in the world, miserable. That conversation is going to be awkward but I don’t care, I am pulling out.

Anyway I hope you guys had a better weekend than me. 

Dx 

[skellebonez]

AKLJFAHKLFAS, I LOVE THE WAY YOU WROTE SU! If you don't mind me making another request with Tang and Su, how about 34 and 51 with more freenoodleshipping?

HEY-O I heard it was your birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I know you’ve been waiting a long while for this prompt (too long, I have so many...) so I yanked it out of the list and went all out in writing it for you today! I really hope you like it, I tried to work with Su’s new bee form and I have come to the conclusion that bumblebees are the cutest little balls of fuzz with wings.

Truth be told, I forgot they were even here/Can you two save the kissing for later?

"Tang, you're later than usu-whoa," Pigsy startled as the scholar entered Pigsy's Noodles for is usual lunch, deep dark circles under his eyes and hair so messy Pigsy couldn't tell what style it was supposed to be in. "Uh... you ok?"

"Hrmg," was the response he recieved as the man took his usual spot at the bar, barely removing his glasses before face planting into the hard wood with a thunk. The motion made the large bee hanging onto his back jolt, wings buzzing as they craweled further up to his shoulder muttering something softly that Pigsy couldn't exacty hear.

"I think I'll take that as a no," the chef sighed, watching as Su tried to get any kind of response from the clearly exhausted man and was only rewarded with a heavy sigh. "Hold tight."

If it had been any other time in his life Pisgy would be incredibly horrified about a large cat sized bumblebee with pink eyes crawling over his significant other, but at this point in time he was... somewhat used to it. Kind of.. Sure, he was still not entirely used to the whole symbiosis thing and he still startled every so often when they popped up from Tang's back and when Tang suddenly looked at him with entirely pink eyes. But it didn't really scare him like it used to (he would never admit that it used to scare him and that his first time seeing Su one of the first thoughts that he had was that he didn't know whether or not Tang was allergic to bees and instant panic... he still wasn't sure if Tang was allergic to non-demon bees, but he thought that one of them would tell him if he was at this point), and now when he knew Su was around he just reacted as if seeing them were no different than seeing Xiaotian or Xiaojiao. And it kind of was, he supposed.

He hoped that Su was picking up on that, given how adamantly opposed he was not all that long ago. He remembered he was... well, he remembered and was trying not to repeat it.

With the two sitting at the bar he could easily watch them as he prepared a bowl of fresh noodles for Tang, making sure to sneak in a few extra pieces of his favorite ingredients. It was clear the man was exhausted, but even so he did not ignore Su when they started to nuzzle against his face. He watched as Tang lifted a hand without turning his head and gently pat Su's head, rubbing a finger in the soft fuzz between their wings and chuckling softly as Su emmited a tiny purr in response (and if the size didn't give away that Su wasn't just a bee that demon purr certainly did). It really made them seem more like a weird cat than anything else.

Pigsy couldn't help but smile, putting the fresh bowl down to let it cool as he moved to prepare some coffee. It wasn't anything special, he was too impatient to wait for anything more than instant when he absolutely needed caffeine and he always prefered tea anyway, but it looked like Tang needed a bigger energy boost to at least get himself home and he wasn't picky as long as the coffee had enough cream in it himself.

In time he heard a groan and the shuffle of Tang sitting up, buzzing of bee wings signaling that Su had moved to sit on their usual shoulder perch. That was as good an indication as any that Pigsy needed before bringing the still warm soup and just hot enough to be gulped coffee and place them on the counter in front of Tang.

"Coffee first, talk after," Pigsy said as Tang opened his mouth to say something, not missing the soft smile he shot his way before sipping the drink as Pigsy turned to grab something else.

"Oh caffeine how I appreciate you," Tang mumbed out as he took another gulp of the coffee, seeming to care less about the taste than anything else. "Almost as much as Pigsy and Su."

"Oh, it's second place only to the two of us, huh?" Pigsy chuckled as he turned back around with a small saucer of... something that he placed on the counter, clear liquid with yellow something floating around in it.

"Ooooh, oh, what is that?" Su asked, wings buzzing in curiosity. "It smells good!"

"It better smell good, it's for you," Pigsy said with a shrug, taking in the surprised expression on Tang's face and the way Su's head turned in curiosity. "It's uh... sugar water. With some pollen from the flowers outside. Supposed to be like... a treat for bees I guess? Wasn't entirely sure if the pollen was necessary but... uh, it's not something you should have all the time, kinda like coffee." He added the last bit with a smirk toward Tang who let out a laugh.

Su buzzed excitedly, slowly crawling off Tang and making their way to the saucer between the two men to give it a tentative taste before eagerly helping themselves to the treat. Again, Pigsy couldn't help but make the comparison to a cat in his mind.

"So," he said casually, leaning against the counter as Tang moved on from his coffee to take a bite of noodles. "Rough day?"

"Aaaaaaaaaagh yes," Tang groaned, putting his bowl down in an attempt to fix his hair. "I uh..."

"You didn't actualy go to bed last night did you?" Pigsy accused with no anger in is voice.

"I did! For... an hour..." Tang admitted, hiding his face behind his bowl to sip the broth. "I had work to finish and I was already behind and just... snuck out of bed to finish it and before I knew it you had gotten up?"

"I thought you got up to get a head start," Pigsy sighed, reaching out to fix a lock of hair that Tang had missed. "It can't be good to pull all nighters like that."

"It's not," Tang admitted with a scowl. "I feel like death. Apparently I also look like death because I was actually ordered to go home since I had managed to finish everything I needed to and what I was started on was beginning to sound like... gibberish."

"Yikes, that's bad," Pigsy frowned, remembering how Tang had asked him to proofread his work in the past and you could actually tell where he was starting to get tired as his sentences went from scholarly to 'was this person drunk when they wrote this' very obviously. "Can you make it home ok?"

"As long as Su keeps talking to me I'll be just fine," Tang chuckled, taking another thankful gulp of warm broth with a smile. "And maybe with a little... extra incentive to leave?" He raised a brow, smirking and pushing his bowl to the side as he leaned forward.

"I could just make you pay for those noodles," Pigsy teased, leaning forward himself. "But I think you have something else in mind."

He smiled as they both leaned forward, his snout making contact with Tang's nose before they tilted their heads and moved closer to-

"Hey!" Su yelped shakily from between them where they had tried to flatten themselves into the counter, startling them into pulling back and looking down at the cat sized bee. "Can you two save the kissing for later? Like. For 5 seconds from now. When Su won't be squished." Tang burst into laughter, covering his face with one hand and taking in stuttered breathes as he tried to stop himself. He carefully pushed the saucer of sugar water toward Su as they backed away from them, letting out a happy buzz when they deemed themselves at a non-squishing distance. "Ok, you may kiss now!"

This only served to make Tang laugh harder, laying his head down on his arms as his laughter devolved into just shaky and jumpy intakes of breathe. Oh, yeah. He was super tired if this made him laugh that hard.

"Truth be told, I forgot they were even here," Pigsy muttered, feeling his face heat up in embarassment.

But he couldn't feel upset with himself, not when Tang sat up and breathed heavily in less intense laughter and giggles, cheeks flushed and hair messed up again. Pigsy couldn't resist, he dragged a stool that was hidden behind the counter over with his foot and climbed onto it, leaning over the conter to grab Tang's scarf with one hand and gently drag him forward, giving him a few seconds to realize what he was doing and nod before smirking and pulling him into that kiss. His snout scrunched against Tang's nose and Tang broke the kiss with a giggle before bringing his hands up to cup Pigsy's face and tilt his head so they fit together better, lips finally touching the way they were supposed to and Pigsy rested his hand on Tang's shoulder.

He chose to ignore the other giggles and buzzing coming from the other side of the counter as he pulled away, smiling at Tang. "You get more if you go straight home and get some sleep."

"That is just the incentive I needed."

[shaelzero]

To celebrate a very important person to me...

Happy Birthday Dean Winchester ! (Yes, i know he is a fictional character.) (No, i don't care the fictional part.) (Still important, still a person.) Sorry for the crappy coloring, i'm actualy down with fever and seasonal cold but i HAD to do it. P.s. I put hidden few easter eggs and subliminal messages(?), feel free to tell me if you find any (and if you like them) <3

[zedortoo2]

I'm bored so tf2 headcanons-

How well can the mercs sew?

Soldier

Sewing? No sir, soldier is not going anywhere near a needle and thread anytime soon. This in turn, results in solly's clothes being quite torn and in frequent need of mending.

"Soldier, why are you wearing a loincloth on the battlefield?"

"I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS GARMENT IS 100% AMERICAN-MADE"

*clothes self combust*

Spy

Hmmm... does it involve practical work? In that case, he would sooner slit his own throat with a dessert spoon. Actualy, he's tried sewing, and wanted to be a clothing designer at one point. However he was literal bullshit at it. To the point where he once had to go to the hospital because he somehow sewed his elbow to what he was making.

Medic

Medic is, by far, the best at sewing on the team, this is due to A: extremely fiddly surgical procedures, and B: he used to sew doll clothes as a child. He has since grown out of this, and now sews clothes for his doves. Don't tell anyone.

Scout

Crap at sewing. (Like father like son?)

Heavy

Heavy had to mend his sisters clothes constantly as a child, so he is a dab hand at sewing. (Also is the only one who knows about medics hobby because he sometimes helps out)

Engineer

Sewing? No. Knitting? Hell yes. The mercenaries will quite often get wooly garments as presents on their birthday, home made, and they smell of cinnamon and grandma's

(They are quite often worn on the weekends/off days, to engineer's delight.)

Demoman

Demo's mum taught him how to patch and mend when he was a wee lad, which means he is often expected to mend the team's clothes.

"Soldier, I can't mend a pile of ash!"

Pyro

They have always been excited at the concept, however halfway through the needle is always a melted puddle on the floor. Since, pyro has settled to watching engie knit.

Sniper

Thank God he listened to his mum's lessons. He has become quite the sewer, as the Darwin's danger shield is handmade. The rest of the mercs don't know about this hobby though, he doesn't want to end up like demoman, stuck with all the mending.

Well, that's it. My first ever hcs. I did it just before bed, so sorry for any grammar mistakes.

[world-without-authors]

15th anniversary of our madness!

Yes, you read that right. Today, April 13th 2021, marks the 15th anniversary of when I was crazy enough to bring out the idea of a crazy roundrobin crossover on the Moony Witcher Forum.

When on that day, April 13th 2006, I made a post with the general idea for Mai Dire Fine I never thought I would be starting a saga that would be still ongoing 15 years later.

But here we are, with me and Aelit still working on its latest sequel of sorts, The World without Authors. Compared to back then, our writing skills improved a lot (Mai Dire Fine was not a good story) and, while there’s always more we can still learn, we are proud of our improvement.

So, where are we? We published recently the 10th chapter of The World without Authors, which is currently around 69.000 words – we’re already closing in towards Blank Sprite‘s length (77.000) and that’s just part of the first arc, Scattered Shards. Adding in the previous stories, we’re past 320.000 already.

Even with The World without Authors‘s “all-stars” cast, we still only have a total of five characters from Mai Dire Fine, only three of which (Sergio, Nikki and Kathleen) were part of the main cast as the other two (Faith and Virgilia) were introduced towards the end… well, technically there’s a sixth character, the mysterious “Professor”, but his identity is spoilers as of now. I believe there might be enough hints between The World without Authors and my older behind the scenes post for you to be able to guess his identity already, but the reveal is meant to be a nasty surprise that will set up the second and third arcs, Venezia Immortale and The Dove and the Crow. Yes, we’re planning (well… sort of planning) that far!

But enough of that, let’s head to the celebration specials!

Unfortunately, the Q&A session was a complete failure. We didn’t receive any question by the deadline, but the mailbox is still open! Feel free to ask us anything, we’ll make a Q&A post as soon as the question come in, and we’ll keep it updated every time new questions arrive.

We still have a few more goodies, though. The first is a bit of an experiment on my part, I took one of my early PPC missions, A Very Awkward Exorcism, alongside a couple scenes from the interlude set chronologically just before it, Planes, Guns, Clones and other usual PPC Stuff, and gave them a complete makeover into a comic. Yes, I made what I believe might be the first full PPC mission in comic form! You can download it in PDF format (Trigger warning for rape, contains some partial nudity) here. I hope you’ll enjoy it!

Another thing I made is a special anniversary illustration, in which our characters, and a few we borrowed, from all over our works enjoy some partying. With all the things happening due to the Unravel they deserve some off time, don’t  you think?

Let’s start with the back row, left to right.

First one is Ai Minase, from Koikatu. She has the distinction of being the “adopted canon character” of The World Without Authors – while we have other canons working with Strike Dove, she’s the only one who became part of the main cast on a deep level. While Hayate Yagami, her crew, the Razgriz and Long Caster also work with my main cast, they’re more of external allies. Her dress looks a bit like a tablecloth, but that’s a canon-ish outfit of hers: while she never wears it in her route, it is in her character card in the slot that gets used during dates in normal gameplay.

Next to her we have Keiko Caterina Turbo, Sergio and Nikki’s daughter with her own PPC spinoff, Wings of Canon: Second Strike. She is also the only survivor of the Second Strike cast, having lost Shiro and Saki in the Unravel, and as such the role of representative of her series is all on her. She also doesn’t like skirts, at all, why do you ask?

Then we have Hajime Irene Turbo, Keiko’s half sister/alternate incarnation from the timeline in which Sergio got together with Ami instead. She’s an original The World without Authors character, but still related to characters from my previous works. Fun fact: Keiko and Hajome’s birthday, April 13, in indeed based on the day and month we began Mai Dire Fine. If we consider HQ Standard Time (the PPC’s timeline) to coincide with the real world, they turned two years old today.

Next is Hajime’s mother, Ami Tanegashima. Mentioned first in I don’t like luxury cars to pave her way for her posthumous role in Blank Sprite, we can consider her the representative of my Blank Sprite original characters here. She’s now stuck with the absurdity of not only having a daughter she never thought she could have, but also of said daughter being currently only four years younger than her. Considering Ami’s small frame, there will likely be plenty of times in which she’s mistaken for Hajime’s younger sister… also, now that she’s 20 years old and of drinking age in Japan, she discovered she actually likes alcohol. And can deal with it surprisingly well despite her light build (as opposed to Sergio and Nikki who both can’t hold their liquor)… yes, she had more than a few glasses here. Luckily, she doesn’t drink very often.

Toasting with her is Aya Kibokami, the “fragment” that split off Madoka Kaname at the end of Blank Sprite. As such, she’s here as a representative of canon characters of Blank Sprite. Due to a certain scene of Madoka Magica, in which Madoka expresses a desire to go out drinking with her mother (who really enjoys drinking) once old enough, there is fanon of her eventually developing the same taste for liquor. While we’ll likely never know if the canon Madoka would, Aya is the other heavy drinker of my cast and here is depicted finally having a toast (or two… or a few…) with Ami to celebrate the success of their “Save Sergio and Homura from their spirals of self-destruction by making them defeat Vera and save Madoka together” master plan.

And, of course, fussing over Aya’s excessive drinking we have Kuroko Tenshimi, AKA the “split fragment” of Homura Akemi retaining the memories of the Blank Sprite Incident. While her and Aya haven’t featured yet, they did make it to the Unraveled World. However, I don’t plan on making them part of the main cast yet (in fact, I’m planning to reduce the amount of characters we’re following as the cast is getting too big), and I’m actually considering having them star in their own The World without Authors spinoff, but nothing set in stone yet. Oh, and fun fact about them, they did already have a bit of starring of their own as they were the hosts of the Third PPC HQ Hunger Games. How Nutmeg TV managed to get hold of them for that will forever remain a mistery.

Next, a character very few of you are likely to be familiar with. Nina De Nobili, the title character of the Nina, the child of the Sixth Moon book series. Acting as a representative of the Mai Dire Fine canon characters here, she’s been chosen since, as I said in the past, we started Mai Dire Fine on her author’s forum, and even received encouragement from her to keep writing at one point… despite the fact we were basically butchering her work. However, everyone has to begin somewhere, and Moony Witcher (real name Roberta Rizzo) knew that, so I’m glad she didn’t shoot down our hopes – I might not be here now with a 300.000+ words saga under my belt otherwise. Nina is not planned to reappear in the Unraveled Worlds, as she’s from a series intended for children that wouldn’t mesh well with our current plots.

The little guy sitting over the counter doing karaoke is Conan Edogawa from Detective Conan (anyone insisting on calling the series Case Closed can leave now). He’s again a canon character featured in Mai Dire Fine, but there are plans to involve him and some other characters of his series in the third arc. Also, as you can guess by Nina’s reaction, he’s a terrible, terrible singer.

Leaning on the couch we have Hiro Shirogane, our Gundam pilot. He’s a fully original character created for The World without Authors whose original concept was made by Aelit, although I was the one developing his backstory and relationship with Miksa. I admit that for a while we weren’t too sure about what to do with him, but I hope his current subplot will be enjoyable.

And now, the front row. Leftmost is Hanami, Nikki’s alternate from Kathleen’s alternate timeline (and as such a The World without Authors original). She’s been adopted by the Kinomotos (as she’s also an alternate of Sakura) and is now living with them. Something that debuted in this illustration are the glasses: those are her timeline’s Sergio, and she doesn’t actually have a need for eyesight correction. She had the lenses replaced with fake ones, and wears them due to them being one of the few things she has left of him, though they’re also a good way to differentiate herself from her “sisters”.

Then we have Sakura Kinomoto from Cardcaptor Sakura herself. If we go by name only, her first appearance in my works would be Mai Dire Fine, but that particular Sakura ended up becoming Nikki so it is safe to assume her first appearance was actually in the first mission of Wings of Canon, my main PPC spinoff, titled Don’t Forget The Canon, and she has been confirmed alive in the Unraveled World, in which she is now legally Nikki and Hanami’s younger sister. As in the comic I posted above, her hair is actually lighter than Nikki or Hanami’s as most CCS media have her with a light shade, but Nikki and Hanami both derive from the 1998 anime that had a darker brown as Sakura’s hair color.

Next to Sakura is Syaoran Li from the same series, who instead did appear as himself in Mai Dire Fine. He was badly OOC though, and if the The World without Authors incarnation of him does remember Sergio, things might a bit tense between them at first… though, hopefully, just until he gets explained that no, the “Sakura” Sergio was in love with was actualy Nikki and there’s no need to be jealous.

Then we get to Kathleen Leone. She is not the Mai Dire Fine incarnation of the character, but an alternate made for The World without Authors. Despite that, she started considering the main timeline Sergio as her own brother even before he had to kill her timeline’s, due to the latter’s descent into madness. We haven’t been able to give her much space until now, due to the action being mostly in the air, but that will change soon. I won’t spoiler anything, but Chapter 11 will be a big turning point in the story.

Of course, holding arms with her is Faith Leone, Everything I said about Kathleen applies about her too, as they’ve arrived in the Unraveled World together. We haven’t shown much on our plans to develop her so far, but trust us: we’re going to both fill in more of her bakcstory, and give her chances to shine soon.

Cutting the cake together we have Sergio Turbo and Nikki Cherryflower, both of which made their first appearances in Mai Dire Fine and appeared in all sequel works. For as much grief the Unraveled World is bringing them, it is arguable they’ve gained more than they have lost, as they’ve both got their families back thanks to it. Fun fact: their outfits are loosely based on the ones they wore during Chapter 7 of Blank Sprite.

Last but not least, Corolla. Introduced in Don’t Forget The Canon, she’s my most successful character. Defined by Aelit “Kathleen, but written well” way before we started working on The World without Authors, it isn’t a suprise they synergize so well together… much to Sergio and Nikki’s dismay. Here, is she more excited for the cake, or because they are cutting it together like it was a wedding cake? Probably both.

And that’s it, 15 years of writing, condensed in one image. We hope you’ll keep following us in the future!

[enbiart]

Liquid Courage

It's Zack's birthday, and Sephiroth wabts to tell him something. TW for alcohol.

The long awaited day had finally arrived - Zack's 18th birthday. This day was eagerly anticipated by both parties, for similar, yet not quite the same reasons. It was the day he became a legal adult, after all.

For Zack, that meant he finally had the legal freedom to do the things he'd already been doing; Things such as drinking, betting, and buying weapons. Technically speaking, he was already allowed to do those things once he became SOLDIER, as SOLDIERs were granted certain exceptions to the law. However, his ever-honorable former-mentor Angeal made it clear that just because he could do something, doesn't mean he should. This lesson applied to many things, actually, but it was very much emphasized when it came to the law. Zack did those things anyway, but back then it always came with a side of guilt, so he was quite glad to be rid of that burden.

For Sephiroth, it meant he could stop beating himself up for having a fucking crush. The legal exceptions applied to the age of consent as well, as the common belief was that, if one was old enough to kill, then they were old enough to have sex. He didn't know if that applied to him, though, seeing as his first kill was at seven years old, and he was certainly not old enough to have sex at that age. So, he fell back on the social lessons his former friends had imparted onto him. Namely, that one tirade Angeal went on about that affair one of the Colonels had with a Third that he, in no way, approved of. Using that moral as reference, Sephiroth was very aghast when he realized that he felt not very platonic things towards his Second-in-Command. Zack was a First, sure, but he was still seventeen, which was technically not a legal adult by civilian standards.

He had felt dirty and ashamed, but mostly disappointed, because of course the one time he began to like-like someone, he wouldn't be able to pursue them. Did he know how to flirt? Gods, no, but it was the principle of it.

Needless to say, he was pretty excited for the big day to arrive.

On the big day, they were both pretty annoyed at realizing that, yes, they still had paperwork to do, and for the first time ever they both sat their asses down and did as much of it as they could just so they could clock out earlier. Clock out earlier they did, and they felt very triumphant of that fact. With the whole half-a-day left to celebrate, Sephiroth had waited in anticipation to see how Zack would want it done.

He wasn't very surprised when Zack wanted to get drunk.

He was surprised, though, when Zack wanted them both to get drunk in the privacy of his apartment. Internally, he was very pleased.

It took a hell of a lot to get a SOLDIER drunk, though, and especially a SOLDIER of Sephiroth's calibre, so the rest of the afternoon and some of the evening was spent amassing booze. Cheap booze, expensive booze, disgusting booze, good booze - as much booze as they could get, because damn would they need it. Most of it would be drank by Sephiroth and Sephiroth alone just in hopes of getting a buzz. He'd never actually gotten drunk before, so he was a little hesitant, but Zack had seemed so excited at the concept that he just went with it. Besides, he'd heard plenty of gossip from the secretaries that he's pretty sure it's better to be drunk when confessing, so it was probably for the better.

That led to the current situation.

His head felt like cotton. His vision swam. He felt flushed. The room seemed like it was rocking. He's almost fallen out of his chair three times, and he wasn't even moving in it. Zack, on the other hand, seemed perfectly unaffected, and was having the time of his life. Sephiroth scowled, the motion feeling exaggerated.

After this was over and done with, he decided, he was never so much as looking at bar ever again.

Zack snickered at his expression. "Hehe... Feelin' alright, Seph?" He asked. There was an amused twinkle in his eye that Sephiroth did not appreciate whatsoever...even if it made his eyes look surprisingly more beautiful.

"Ssshut up...M'ffine.." He drawled. It was like his mind and his body were communicating through a tin can. It was awful!

Zack couldn't hold in his laughter, then. Sephiroth found himself surprisingly entranced by the sound. It was loud and strong, causing him to double over to clutch his stomach. His shoulders shook from the force of it, and his face went red. By the end of the fit, he was wheezing, and wiped a stray tear from his eye. He noticed Sephiroth's slack-jawed expression, and looked up curiously. "You good?" He asked.

Sephiroth didn't reply for a minute, too caught up in staring at that gorgeous face. He thought he had it bad before, but something in the drinks (the alcohol) seemed to enhance every detail in his mind. From the long, fluttering eyelashes blinking over shining purple eyes, to the sharp angle of the jawline, marred by a single sad scar, and luscious lips, looking so soft and velvety in their slight grin... He was absolutely enamored. "...Your eyes..." He whispered. They were his favorite part, right after the smile brighter than the sun.

Zack blinked, and tilted his head slightly in that adorable way of his. "What about them?"

He leaned forward - only a little bit, mind you, because he didn't trust himself to fall out of his chair a fourth time - and scrambled for something to say. "They're so..."Something romantic, something flirtatious, something.... "...e-eye sshaped..."

Gaia, kill him now, what the fuck? Is that seriously the best he could do? (Obviously it was the alcohol's fault, and not an actualy example of his true skill in the art of flirting. Obviously.)

Zack blinked, confused, before laughing again. "Th-they sure are, buddy...snrk-!" Sephiroth blushed, embarrassed and a little hurt at being made fun of. He puffed his cheeks out in a way that was definitely not reminicient of a pout, and tried again.

"Yyour voice is soo...sso..." He had to say something that at least sounded like flirting, even if it was a bad pick-up line, because right now there was no way Zack even suspected him of flirting. What to say, what to say..."...lloud and...v-voice...y."

Zack lost it.

Damn. Not even close.

Well, desperate times call for desperate measures. Since words decided to stab him in the back, he'd just have to get his point across with actions instead. His preferred method. He stood up, bracing himself for what he was about to do, and then realized he had failed and his balance was shot even more than he thought, and so instead of being upright in front of his friend he had actually fallen half into his lap, as even when in the midst of a laughing fit his friend wasn't just going to let him face-plant into the floor.

And then he realized he was in Zack's lap, and almost fucking died. He could just imagine how Hojo would react to him, the great General Sephiroth, dying of sheer panic at landing in his crush's lap. As much as the man's reaction would be priceless, Sephiroth, sadly, would not have been able to see it, being dead and all, so he pushed the fantasy away and focused on the fact that this could actually work in his favor.

He looked up to see Zack looking at him with mild concern. Bless his heart, he was probably worried that he'd given him too much to drink. Sephiroth didn't like seeing Zack worry, a little because the few times the younger man was visibly worried were during times he himself didn't like to think about, and a lot because he really just looked stunning when he smiled. So, before Zack could rattle off his worried questions, Sephiroth kissed him.

Tried to, anyway. He missed, actually, and ended up headbutting him.

Fucking. Alcohol. Wasn't this shit supposed to help him confess his undying love and attraction?!

Maybe so. Zack looked at him incredulously, a red blush slowly crawling up his face, and Sephiroth realized he had said that out loud. It seems like he'd gotten this whole drunk-confession thing wrong; It wasn't really the alchohol itself that made the confession easier, it was the broken brain-to-mouth filter. While useful in this given situation, he made sure to file that under his ever-growing list of reasons never to drink again.

"Uhh...W-what did you say?" Zack stuttered out. His whole face was red now, and it was so fucking cute. Sephiroth still didn't trust himself to say what he wanted to say, though, despite the earlier 'success' (it was dubious whether that really counted as a success seeing as he hadn't meant to say it), and so, tried to kiss him again.

He hit the target dead-on. Then, the one good thing that he'd been hoping for all night happened:

Zack kissed him back.

[araminakilla]

Faris D'jinn (long) appreciation post

Warning: If you don't like very long posts or deep analysis of a character or situations, maybe you want to skip this. But you are always welcome.

I will always say this: Treasure of the found lamp! is one of my favorites episodes of the Ducktales bomb (the other is Nothing can stop Della Duck!) I like the jokes, the journeys of the two groups, the cameos of different characters that appeared in Season One. But most of all... Him.

Faris D'jinn. Middle Eastern adventurer. Seeker of the lamp. Descendant of an actual genie and the amazing woman who freed him. Here are ten reasons (not counting the facts that he is a great swordman and a cool biker because everyone knows that) of why this warrior is one my favourite characters in the Ducktales universe:

1. He is not what he seems

The first time I saw this guy in the SDCC 2018, and the person presenting the characters said he was Dijon from the Ducktales movie, there were two different reactions from my part:

"OMG! They acknowledged the movie. That means Merlock is going to return!" And...

"This Dijon looks so COOL! But...he looks like a terrorist"

And before you sue and attack me, there are some comments in YouTube that reflected my thoughts. One of them said he looks like an ISIS member.

But I have investigated and I found out that in fact, there are some people that wear traditional black clothes in the Middle East and are NOT asociated with violence or radical groups. So, my bad people. I'm really ashamed for making this statement. I try to not be an ignorant of different cultures for reasons like this.

Anyway, those months I tried to stay positive that, if he was a bad guy, he could get a redemption arc. Because there's no way that this awesome Ducktales crew, that handles the Latino community very well, is going to portray arabs in a bad light, just like every old Hollywood productions (I'm looking at you, Aladdin)

And when the promo of Ducktales and Big Hero 6 appeared, with this warrior using his sword in front of a very scared Scrooge... well... I put my thoughts on another post, but I was a little concerned for the Middle Eastern representation.

Great was my surprise when I saw the episode for the first time. Let say that the power of the lamp wasn't the only plot twist of that episode.

2. He's so serious that it's funny

His single-minded quest for the lamp before the Ifrit's dawn (a fact that he monologued for 10 minutes without blinking) leaves him with no time to joke around, except everyone around him is a goof, and that makes him hilarous in a sense. Best demostrated when he answered ALL the riddles from a literal JOKE BOOK. He's so smart... yet so gullible that it's amazing. It's like he can't tell when someone is lying or making a joke... I don't know if that's possible. There's also his reaction at the "got your nose" prank which, honestly to me, was one of the best reactions EVER. Maybe it's how he screamed "monster!" and how he seems to really believe the creature got his nose. Truth to be to told, I was very surprised the first time I saw him laugh, that was something unexpected. And how the premise of the episode was him getting a family of adventuring Ducks, a greek Godness, a sea monster and a bunch of Beagles involved in a quest...to give himself a birthday present, like... Who gives himself a birthday present? (Really, I don't know someone who does that)

3. He is grateful even with enemies

He defeated Charybdis and the poor monster was whipped and given the beat of his life because he wanted to help Scrooge and Webby with the phony quest, and the first thing the warrior does is thanking him and saying that he will be remembered in the story of the lamp. That impressed me... And somehow made worth all the pain that Charybdis had. The same happened with the "Minotaur" and Ma Beagle (the little bow that he made is priceless). Many people would mock their defeated enemies and give them zero respect... but not him. That was so honorable, it reminded me of how Medieval Knights act, which would be discussed in the seventh point of this post.

4. He forgave the Ducks easily

"Djinn, I'm sorry I tricked you. If I'd known what was at stake..."

"Another chapter in the legend. A final trial before we find the lamp! It's all part of the journey!"

Like wow... That was something I was NOT expecting, because I wouldn't expect a guy who was shouting and slicing things all day to be that... nice. And maybe that could be because there was no time in the episode for the liar revealed drama. But the points D'jinn made about why he forgave Scrooge make total sense. He loves adventures and journeys, he likes to write in a scroll about the trials he had, so he instead took the positives aspects that the phony quest had and continue with his life. Now that's something you don't see very often. Instead of swearing revenge and dedicate his time ruining someone's life (I'm looking at you Glomgold, Magica, Negaduck and other villains) he forgave the Ducks, focused on the present and keep only the most important facts. I like that way of thinking.

5. He has a deep love for his family's history (and his heritage and bloodline)

He comes from a family that, as far as I'm concerned, keeps the stories of their past alive, passing them to the next generations. It's been ten generations since the genie was freed. What the ex-magical creature got was more valuable that having phenomenal cosmic powers: A loving wife and many descendants who remember them with such passion, and now one of said descendants, fascinated by their love story has adquired the "totem that started it all". I heard that arabs in particular are family oriented people, they would do ANYTHING for their loved ones, and that's the first time I saw that in a cartoon (at least in a Disney cartoon, the other example that is Non-Disney is the Oscar nominated "The Breadwinner", which I recommend you guys have to see it, it's so good)

D'jinn made a long journey from the Middle East to America (at least I think Duckburg is in America) for a powerless lamp because of it's sentimental value, which leads us to the next point...

6. He is a sentimental guy

You wouldn't expect a tough, serious and to some extent dangerous guy to have powerful feelings like love? Right? Think again. There's a reason of why the call D'jinn (and his VA, Omid Abtahi) a cinnamon roll. He has strong emotions, that is (I think) one of the reasons of why he's so dramatic. It's part of his personality. In fact, his volatile personality (using many times his sword, cutting things, flipping a table) has a solid base of why it is the way it is. I'm not saying that destroying the couch and threatening the Duck family is not wrong, I'm saying this because this is NOT a matter of the "He's an arab and all arabs are volatile/barbaric/will scream and attack you 'cause that is their nature" thing that all the Hollywood movies I saw (at least the examples I saw in the documentary "Reel Bad Arabs") have. No sir, this is different.

And talking about Arab stereotypes...

7. He's a HUGE improvement from the Ducktales movie and series

Back in 1990, he was Dijon, a thief and mook to Merlock, the Big Bad Wolf of the Movie. He was funny and the interactions he had with Scrooge in the movie and the series are funnier (Also, did you know that the last words Scrooge said in the series was "Dijon!" because the duck was running towards him 'cause he stole his watch?)

But, as the Nostalgia Critic put it in his review of the Ducktales Movie

"I don't know... Is this considered racist now? Yes, he has an accent and is a thief..."

He's fine as a comic relief, but nothing makes him different from the Crows of Dumbo, or the Indians of Peter Pan, or the Siamese cats of Lady and the Tramp, or...

Honest Trailer's guy: Stop it!

OK ok. The point it's... The Ducktales reboot did it again. They took a not so well liked character from the '87 series and made him/her a lovable character, like Mamá Cabrera (I swear, she's also mi mamá now)

Now he's honorable, charming, etc (and yes, those words are from a YouTuber reviewer) But specialy, they changed his name to Faris D'jinn which not only sounds more arabic, but also foreshadows his relationship with a genie. Plus, Faris means "Knight" in arabic, which describes what he is and how he acts perfectly.

8. He's different but at the same time just like everyone else

Gif belongs to @i-mostly-reblog-things

Yeah, he looks different, speaks with an accent that's not American, has a different mindset about things in life and maybe that could come from the country he's been raised, or his family or maybe he decide to be the way he is on his own accord. But, as an lesson learned in the episode "The Depths of cousin Fethry!"

Just because something or someone is different doesn't mean is bad.

True, D'jinn didn't make a first good impresion with the Duck family, except from Webby (You go girl! It seems that she has a talent to see edgy but misunderstood people and give them a chance) but at the end everyone was celebrating his birthday with him. They give him a cake! This small but powefull gesture made me 100% convinced that, even with flaws and conflicts, they are the perfect family. It still surprises me that the crew of Ducktales and Disney would make a scene like that. If someone told me a year ago that they would make a scene with: An arab. Dressed with traditional clothes (turban and all). Wearing all black. Celebrating his/her birthday with an American (Scotish in Scrooge's case) Family, I would have laugh and say: Yeah, sure, like they would actualy show that.

But they did it and I couldn't be more happy.

Just a pause from this Ducktales' post

Some of you could be thinking as you read this: "Nice that your people are shown in a positive way"

The thing is... I'm not arab. I'm a latinoamerican who just happens to love Middle Eastern cultures. My country isn't very prejuiced towards Middle Eastern people (maybe because there's a few of them) but I have come from a long way. To being sure that everything there was just sand and violence to wanting to visit some of the many wonders that the East has to give, meet people and learn their point of view. I think everyone should do that at some point, instead of, you know, getting all your arab information from Hollywood movies and concluding that everything would be better if the Middle Easterns were dead. As this quote from the YouTube Documentary "Reel bad Arabs" states:

"We feel that Arabs are not like us, are not like everyone else, then let's kill them off, then they deserve to die, right?"

The thing is, they are more similar that we think, it's just that the international media doesn't show that... until now.

And going back with Ducktales

Yeah, this dude looks different, but he laughs, feels, and enjoys having a great time just like everyone else.

It's the same that is happening with Fenton and the latino representation. D'jinn is a hero who happens to be arab. A dramatic warrior. A family values man. A great allie, friend and who knows what many things more. He, and other Ducktales characters, have so many layers that it's incredible. Just like people, you can't define someone only from their personality or their race. There are so many things that make a person unique. D'jinn broke the expectations I had for him (or he sliced them with his sword) for the better.

9. He's better than Aladdin in many ways

By starters, the voice actors. Aladdin's VA is American and has an American accent in the movie. D'jinn's VA is Omid Abtahi, born in Iran, a Middle Eastern actor. And I'm not saying arab because Irani people are not Arabs (correct me if I'm wrong). Omid doesn't have an accent, as far as I know, but I think it's a nice detail to have the warrior being voiced by someone who comes from the same place. Then, we have the fact that Aladdin lied to almost everyone and D'jinn was a victim of a lie. True, the Ducks assumed he was going to kill them all (and for a good reason) but a lie is still a lie. I don't know many things about Middle Eastern clothes and fashion in the past and the present, but I can tell you will find (maybe traditional) people who wears something more close to D'jinn than Aladdin, and I'm pretty sure the warrior would free a genie if he has the chance because he's a descendant of one. But apart from their differences, both are really good people with a big heart and a kind soul, it's just that we find out Aladdin is good in the beggining of the movie with the bread and orphans scene and with D'jinn almost in the end of the episode, because to be honest, I was expecting him to be lying about wanting to protect the lamp and instead working for the new Merlock, since that was his role in the original movie. Many of us expected a lying thief, but instead we got another Diamond in the Rough.

10. He is a key for one of Scrooge's character developments

Gif belongs to @everythingducktales

The richest duck in the World was SO impressed by the warrior's story that he opened a museum of valuable artifacts so he can share his stories with his family and the world. Let's repeat that. Scrooge McDuck, a very famous, very important and proud adventurer took the advice of a stranger (he also was 100% sure this stranger would kill him and his family if he doesn't get what he wants) because he saw his "human" side, a family side that made the duck realize "maybe we are not so different after all".

Not even the Buzzards (people who worked with Scrooge for who knows what many years) were capable of convincing Scrooge to do some of their plans (but lets be honest, their plans are awful)

That made him be more open about his adventures, his past experiences and his treasures, each one with a unique story. Maybe that would prevent unfortunate yard sales in the future.

Bonus:

11. He is going to return

It is confirmed in one of Frank Angones' posts that he is going to appear in the future, maybe as an allie of the Duck family in an adventure. Or who knows? Maybe they can recruit him as a member of a superheroes team along with Gizmoduck, Darkwing Duck and others. Plus, I want to see him interact with Launchpad and Donald.

That would be all... for now.

[jindoelf]

200404 Eunhyuk Online Birthday Party (Eunhae cut)

https://youtu.be/wKfjaJyzplQ

🎁은혁이와 함께 온라인 생일파티🎁 (HAPPY BIRTHDAY EUNHYUK)

hj: i have to call donghae next. what shld i get him to say?

sd: shld i help u pick? smth hard for him to say... this kid... lets get him to say his nickname "lee donghaek"

hj: shld i just get him to say nyonyoynyoo

right donghae. what to do if he curses? they curse a lot with me. right so "nyo nyo nyo ynoo"

dh: happy birthday to you

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: happy birthday to you

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: my e oppa

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: did u do ur birthday party

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: oh u did thats nice

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: did u eat seaweed did u talk with ur mom

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: nyonynoynoy

hj: oh????? ur late!!!!

dh: im never late!!!

hj: ur always a step behind me

dh: ur a step behind me!!!!

hj: ur like 2m behind me

dh: nyonynoynoy

hj: u shld have did this earlier!!!

dh: nyonynoynoynyonynoynoynyonynoynoy

hj: oh u speak well. right by

dh: where are you?

dh: (in the live) happy birthday to you

hj: ??????

dh: i told u i was never late comepared to u !!!!! didnt i !!!!!! ah!!!!!!!! nyonyonyonyooo!!!!

hj: u shld have said so earlier!!!!!!!!

hj: ahhh hthats why the cake only comes out now!! i was wondering why we didnt start with the cake right away. u shld have come earlier

dh: (sings happy birthday) u have to blow the candles with ur nose

hj: shld i try one? oh it works?

eunhae: (laughs)

hj: bring me tissue!! ahhh its the first time i wear this

dh: birthday presents

hj: did you buy them

dh: what are you talking about

hj: i'll check. bring ur receipts.

dh: why do u need to do this

hj: u checked last time when i came didnt u

hj: oh u went there????

hj: bring me another tissue

dh: u don't need it. here!

hj: ???? thats not a gift thats just u promoting!!!!!

dh: no just put it on!!! put it on!!

hj: thats just u promoting!!!

dh: no!!!

hj: then u talk

dh: i really really want to meet you guys. really really really want to meet you guys. oh i will clean it up for u (the stain)

dh: u bought me couple gifts last time didnt u !!!!!!!!!!!!

hj: i did (laughs) ah this is so annoying!!!! we look crazy !!!!!

hj: oh this is shoes? ah this fucking?

hj: ??????????

(couple shoes)

hj: are you fucking crazy. youre crazy

(* pun with shoes and fuck)

hj: i cldnt even think about this (this event)

dh: u needed this right (beauty products)

hj: oh yea. is it the new one? the limited edition

dh: its just how it is

hj: the bag's too big just for these two products

dh: (pulls out couple lipbalms (?????))

hj: woooow youre the worst. this is the worst video ever (laughs) whats this

dh: mother gift

hj: oh i gave a gift for ur mom too. oh i think i bought the same gift for mom

dh: she can use it for a long time

hj: this is the worst

dh: (forces a kiss on hyukjae)

hj: wtf ?????? get off!!!!

hj: this is the worst video ever

hj: wah i want to cry

dh: of course

hj: not bc of you

hj: i cld never have imagined it.... is there water?

hj: oh right, the dalgona? oh you did a lot! then you do it (donghae)

hj: show them, is that enough?

dh: it smells like dalgona coffee

hj: wah my mind is blank

hj: oh its a cheap cake right? about 1,000W right? looks cheap

hj: oh right there was a game

dh: werent u supposed to end it in an hour

hj: idk i do whatever i want. lets do the mission together. everyone what shld i get him to say? oh english? just enligh? oh?? "no challenge no change"

hj: ma-onnnng

sw: hyok

dh: me-honnng

sw: we only call once in a year; on ur birthday

dh: i'll call u in three days

sw: wtf...?

dh: (makes weird noise)

sw: what are you doing

eunhae: (humming the tune of no challenge no change)

sw: nyonyonyo

hj: ma-ong where are you ma-ong

hj: if theres change then there is....

dh: everybody say???

sw: i think its time for your medicine

eunhae: (laughs)

hj: no challenge

sw: i can't say that here theres a lot of people

hj: (usb impersonation) yah yah happy birthday my friend

sw: yes my friend

hj: im on live broadcast

sw:???? its ruined

hj: u failed my mission. u didnt say no challenge

sw: i did

hj: its within 40s

sw: its hard

hj: its bc my birthday is 0404

sw: i kno

hj: ur 0407

next is ryeonggu. what shld i do with ryeonggu. lets hurry up. "im confident"? ok. no other corner, we'll only do this (laughs)

hj: he's not picking up. ryeonggu. ryeonguuuuu. im confident!!!! that kid... hes not busy though. he doesn't have schedules though. does he pick up ur calls? try calling him

dh: then hold this for me

dh: i shld cut off my hair

hj: right hes just not picking up right? its not just my calls right

hj: right then last is kyu. ryeonggu is a fail. hes not picking up. next is kyu. what shld we do with him. "its the worst"? i will try.i shld just sing then. he keeps saying my singing is the worst

kh: hyunnng

hj: (sings)

kh: hyunnnng

hj: (sings)

kh: what are u doing

hj: (sings)

kh: ...hello?

hj: kyu?

kh: hyung ur rly bad at singing

hj: i was just pretending

kh: ur really bad

hj: if u had to say one word what wld it be. i have to hear a word from u

kh: ah "the worst"

hj: ahh!!!! why didnt u say it earlier. its too late now! kyuu

kh: hyung

hj: im doing the birthday party

kh: i heard its at 6pm. im not doing mine bc of u.

hj: ah bc they might not watch? u pushed it back

kh: hyung dont sing

hj: i will dance

kh: ah then thats ok

hj: anyway someones here

kh: who

hj: an athlete

kh: really? lee donghae?

hj: ur good

kh: im good ofc

dh: kyukyukyukyu

kh: donghaiiii. its the two of u

hj: yes its just the two of us. d&e has to do it

hj: am i done? lets eat it

dh: do we have to drink it with a straw? i never tried it

hj: oh this is weird (lipbalm)

dh: its cool right? feels cool. drink it in oneshot

hj: do i have to mix it? no? do i just drink it like this? u hvae a coffee shop, how do i do it?

dh: just dirnk

hj: (drinks)

hj: yah!!!!! theres no milk !!!! its bitter !!!!!!

hj: ohhh youtube is fun!! shld i do it? shld we do it? dont u do it?

dh: i don't do it like that

hj: do it and i will come over to play

dh: no no no no

hj: u shld call ur youtube nononono

dh: teuk hyung does it for 4 hours

hj: oh thats a problem. hes got a disease.

dh: i iwll leave now

hj: try it first. it s weird though? is tat how its supposed to taste?

dh: thats weird

hj: is that right? is that how its supposed to taste

hj: anyway u can leave. i will see you nononono

dh: nonononono

i did the the cake, the dalgona coffee and the game. whats next. ah the most important part, the questions! i was wondering what id do in an hour but its alrdy an hour. thats why teuk hyung does it for 4hrs. and since i don't hear u its quite alright (laughs)

the coffee isnt that good, the milk is good though. yeah its good everyone

i will start eunhyuk's quiz! drum. did u hear the drum sound? theres this thing from shindongdaeng's studio. shld we try listening to applause? is it coming out? ah no? (laughs) well

quiz 1: what was the popcorn that hyukjae ate during 2ya2yao filming

hj: is that the kind of question we're doing. i did eat... kh said it was good so i ate it but i don't rmb. oh? everyone gave the answer...? is that normal? consome(?)! then i don't need to guess??

guys don't give me the answer. it was consome (?)

congratulations for being picked for the quiz. you'll get a signed cd

quiz 2: 3-word poem with lee hyukjae from some show (didn't catch which one). if u don't kno pls do another one

hj: i don't rmb. pls give me the answer. pls give me the answer!!! yah elf-yah !!! give me the answer!!!! ah u don't know? whats this... wheres the person who sent this

right 2020 version

lee : im sad bc elf dont have much interest in me

hyuk : hyukjae hyukjae always wonder where elfs are

jae : its not fun

(laughs) fail! i used to be good at those. i lsot my touch

quiz 3: what was the airport event i had at some event in 2012

hj: how am i spposed to know!!!! do u guys actualy kno ?? oh?? it was marilyn monroe???? at that was that day? ah right it was for a punishment.... right fail! it was a punishment for all about suju

quiz 4: name of the menu of the cafe that i went with yesung on i live together (suju returns)

hj: ah.... i don't even rmb the cafe we went to. i don't want to remember. why are you bringing this up? then just fail. what was the name? i rmb it was a long name thats all

(thanhxuannie)

[cybernightwanderer]

“ My Reiki and Yoga New Free Soul Brother - Once an abuser manipulative thieve , money driven leach “

Well thats a big tittle to describe one person entirely. So my ( midle ) brother across my kid years and then teenager developing to adult, my brother was an interesting person. For example, in school my brother would pretend he didnt know me , and if i even dared to aproach him he would shame me in front of everyone, even thought they already knew i was his sister, i was bullied a lot in school so at the start i tried a few times reaching out to him , specially because i didnt have any friends and id always be alone. This motherfucker who was already a teenager completly dismissed me , BUT would actually seek me out or talk to me when he needed lunch money because he already “ spent his”, funny enough hed get mine to eat coz he didnt wanna use his, and if i didnt gave him even though i hadnt eaten , he would guilty me badly , and being the kid that i was , my brother was everything to me , even tho he didnt gave a shit about me.

So in consequence i started drawing a distance line between me and him, at home id start to distance myself and ignore him. And he started getting like a really attention whore, hed always annoye me , and force me to hangout, and i didnt he would threaten me or do some shit at the house and blame me for it , because my mother at the tinniest shit at home would beat the crap out of me , so me being the little kid that i was tired of getting beatings for no random reason , id play along. My brother would literally antagonzie me and scare the shit out of me while so. Everytime my family went anywhere , for example the beach, id try to go to the water alone for some peace this motherfucker would sneak behind me and try to drown me as a joke , like every 5 minutes, id yell in panic and my mom wouldnt do shit, eventually id end up actually chocking on water and  hit my head on the sand and cry the rest of the time. So yeah FUN ! Did my mom do anything ? ofc no , “ hes just playing around “. I had BD collections that id buy with my lunch money that sometimes id save up, disney movie cassettes and so on. Sometimes id have snacks in my room to eat when studying or something. My brother, being a full grown ass teenager that he was , would steal everything without me even catching a glimpse of it. My brother would “ borrow “ things without asking then hide them because he wanted. I had two final fantasy collectible caracters that i spent my leftover bday money on, and my brother would take it as his own. Yes because whatever birthday money i got wether it be 50 euros or even 20 from my grandma or aunt, my mom would take it “ borrowed” for herself with no justification, shed always say “ Ah lend me i need it  / or / I always buy you clothes and everythings, i buy you food , you owe me this , thats the minimum you could do / “ or / she would just take it without me knowing , she would inspect my bday gifts and take it before hand , the problem is that my grandma or aunt would always after if i was gonna save it up and id ask what and they would question what i did with the money and i would ask what money and blah blah , you get where this is going.

OH and if i didnt give my money the money she would beat me up ! wich is funny asf. My brother literally sold all my things behind my back, my original BDS, MY FUCKING POISON IVY STORYLINE BD, my disney cassetes , my collectibles, and my snacks he would steal and eat. If i had saved up money hidden, first he would try to borrow it and guilty me with the “ im such a good brother to you , you cant even lend me money ? i will pay you back, trust me “ ... ofc he never payed me back , but every two weeks he woul do this shit. And if i by any chance didnt gave him , hed just steal, or sell my things, wich regardless of me lending him , he would do it anyway. Fast forward to my early teenage years, i had to start working , i quit school because we entered that internet deth with my moms company, wich my brother also contributed to but let the blame to me ofc, i was already the punch bag of the family what is one more thing. My brothers were always my moms “ babies “ even tho one was already a full grown ass man and the other was already on his way. My brother did nothing at home , didnt take the dog outside, didnt take out the trash, didnt make food, didnt wash the dishes, didnt clean the house, basicly sit on his ass all day playing video games and eating, and selling my shit for money. My brother was unemployed for 3/4 years in between those i studied and worked at the same time , and did all the house chores, even if i had to walk the dog as 2/3 am after work i would have to, even tho my brother was in bed all day. My mom would literally yell at me and make my life a living hell and threaten to hit me if i didnt do it or even dared to complain. I would get home trying to study , trying to recorver at school ,and she would yell non stop until i didn every house chore, wich i would only manage to finish at midnight or later, and then id be too tired and unmotivated to do anything so id just sleep, and id always get late to class thanks to that. When my brothers started working, it was at my dads wearehouse, where i was forced to work too. Id work 8 to 10 hours , sometimes more, because we got payed by publicity stock packs, each pack was worth 1 euro, wich also 1 pack took 1 hour and 15/20 minutes to make. So if i wanted to make the day worth anything i had to rush , no eating breaks or pee breakes. My hands at the end of the day would literally be filled with newspaper and printed paper ink and dirk, and tons of cuts and sores , that would be leeched in paper ink, wich make it hurt even more at the end of the day, and was really hard to take it out. My brother would take breaks every 30 minutes to smoke , be on his phone or even go to bathroom or eat randomly, i wouldnt stop the 8 hours straight, and when i actually had to go to the bathroom or eat something because id get sick, my brother literally stole packs from me, or try to “ negociate my help for X “, the thing about my brother is that hed always try to negociate something , ofc it was always entangled for his own benefit and not both.

So it was like this my brother came up to me all excited and say “ oh if you do this to help me , ill split the profit that way we will make more and will be less exausting “ stupid like i was id always give in, specially because if i didnt  hed steal anyway.... Hed always change his methods and works, and guilty me if i didnt do it, so id always have to do so. If i didnt hed just change the pack registration list either way, without me even seeing it, and fake my signature, i only found out we had to sign an official paper a few months later when my dad asked, before that my brother would always tell me to note them on my phone then send the numbers by the end of the week, and since he was the bosses son , every one backed up that story ofc.  Eventually when i started to get older , i cut ties with my brothers and dad. And my ( midle ) brother was constantly trying to reach out and play nice and shit , also he was still working at the wearhouse . Anyway , fast forward when i got unemployed after the 5 star hotel due to rape attent and shit like that, i was unemplyoyed for 4 moths?! My brother tried to reach out , and even came home before my mother to try and persuade me to enter one of his schemes, i explained to my brother that i didnt have any money and that i wouldnt believe anymore of his stupid schemes and blah blah. He swore he was only trying to make up to me , and the plan was , i would pretend to work at my dads  wearehouse, but i would just be there 2 times a week and he would give me a cut of the protfit, coz if he didnt want my dad to hire some random slow guy, so he set up to do a two persons work, and give me 30 % of the monthy rate and all i had to do is show up a few times for my dad to see i was there, and then go home. That motherfucker insisted for 3 days straight promissing it wasnt a scheme and that he was serious this time. OBVIOUSLY THAT DIDNT HAPPEN OBVIOUSLY- with the last 10 euros i had, i bought train tickers to the wearhouse, the first week he actually stick to his word, a few days later the shit started, he actualy forced me to deliver shit and stuff. Wich for me was really difficult because its when i started to develop hernias, and the pain was too overwhealming, and that fucker didnt care and still forced me to, eventually i told him i was out , and found out he still used my name in his shit plan  and pretended i was still working there to my dad for two whole months , and then begged me to lie to my dad on the phone, hed literally call me before my dad trying to get me to lie, and promissing the money, and hed ask my mom to pressure my to help him. What could i do??!! what happend after you may ask? did my brother gave me the money? OFC NO ! NO! He gave me 115 euros of the cut , and he made 996 euros to himself. And told me it was only for the days “ i actually worked “  NEVER IN MY LIFE  I VERBALLY EVER SAID TO ANYONE , FAMILY OR NOT  “ I hope you die, you are shit , you are nothing to me , seriously i hope you die “ and acually meant it and wished it. For the first time in my life i actually wished so hard for my brother to just die. I was done, i was officialy done , i had never been so done with someone. I was officialy done with my family. I blocked my dad on everything, i told my dad to fuck off. I told my older brother to fuck off. I told my middle brother to go die. And the last person was my dying grandma who was a snob ass piece of shit who only gave a shit about me when i was a little girl ( because its only cute when they r kids  ), to stop trying to call me and told her to just go and die. She literally sent me a voice message of 5 minutes crying beggin me to see her, and i just told her to go and die, its not because she is dying that is gonna erase the fact that she didnt gave a shit about me after i actually grown. And the fact that i did this apparently scared the shit out my dad and brothes, specially because i did it so naturally. AND TO THIS DAY I DONT REGRET WHAT I SAID AND I STILL DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HER. OH AND PLOT TWIST SHES NOT DEAD NOR WAS SHE DYING, LAST YEAR SHE TRIED TO SCHEME MONEY OUT OF MY MOM, AND BEFORE THAT SHE WOULD ALWAYS TREAT MY MOM LIKE SHIT AN CALL HER NAMES, FUNNY ! Now they try to sneak into my life really AGAIN ... ffs Since the end of last year, apparently my brother turned into reiki and yoga and shit and is now driving a motivational fuck page for people who wanna “ grow spiritually and open the third eye “ and is trying to reconnect with me again, obviously i cut him off before he could even talk to me. So he spent 3 months or so , coming here and trying, and since he didnt get anything since january and february hes trying to manipulate me behind my mother, my mother is venting to my brother about me being closed off to them , and my brother is DIAGNOSING ME AS A PROBLEM, BECAUSE HE IS SO WISE AND ENLIGHTED... WTF??? diagnosing me??? ur not a fucking therapist you asshole ! The other day i heard him tell my mother in the living room , that “ SHE CANT LIVE LIKE THIS ITS VERY TOXIC FOR HER, SHE HAS TO TALK TO YOU AND BE A BETTER SISTER AND DAUGHTER SHE NEEDS TO BLAH BLAH YOU NEED TO KICK HER OUT IF SHE IS LIVING OFF YOU  “ WHAT THE FUCK?? im living off my mother?? the woman that forced me to give her more than half of my paycheck, thats doesnt give me privacy or respect and that literally threatned me if i ever tried to leave that she would chase me down???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR SEND ME TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL????!!!! ... My older brother is doing the same, keeps trying to get me to go visit his kid, and to meet his kid, keeps trying to get my mother to see pictures of the kid or to call them. They keep trying to guilty me “ oh you cant take it out on the kid, its not the kids fault , he needs to know his aunt, you are his family “ BITCH FAMILY?????? FAMILY??? family doesnt mean shit. Yesterday even sent photos of his kid trought a new number LOL. I actually did went to the kids birthday, first time a few months ago, and guess what , my brother still the NO ONE ASKED- OPINIONATED asshole he was about my whole life, he literally takes one glimpse of me and judges my whole life and starts yelling shit at me ...ofc thats not gonna happend again. People dont change. People. dont. change. PEOPLE DONT CHANGE ! BITCH ?? WHAT? WHO THE FCK?? HOW THE FUCK??? In conclusion my brother is still the same piece of shit he was , and now even more narcisistic, and manipulative, he cant get what he wants from me , so now hes resourting to my mother again. I NEED TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE, I NEED TO LEAVE THIS FAMILY OMFG. Funny enough he does this shit then tries to get me to go to his house to celebrate his birthday because he “ MISSES ME AND THE OLD DAYS” ???? OLD DAYS OF YOU MENTALY ABUSING ME ? NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU ALMOST BROKE MY ARM BECAUSE I WOULDNT LEND YOU MY COMPUTER 3 YEARS AGO????? my mom literally told him we were gonna go there without even asking me if i wanted or even if i was gonna go. LOL, shes trying to emotionally manipulate me with older pictures of me and him , and games we would play together LOL. OMFG PLEASE SOME ONE, I DONT EVEN KNOW I NEED TO DIE OMFG... I CANT TAKE THIS FAMILY ANYMORE.

[ncvaflows-archive]

NAME:     birth is a secret but i go by alexa! or lexi or lexa or lex works too  MUN FC:     ohgod i switch it up so often but right now its amy rose?? GENDER:     yes i am a girly girl HEIGHT:     5′3″ my peeps HAIR COLOR:     brunette EYE COLOR:     brown almost black. RELATIONSHIP STATUS:     single and do not want to mingle SEXUALITY:     hetero- bring on the men BIRTHDAY:     feb 17th ZODIAC SIGN:     aquarius  NATIONALITY:     USA BBY TIMEZONE:     gmt HOBBIES / LIKES:     FANTASY, reading, russian stuff atm, broadway musicals # OF SIBLINGS:     two baby brothers # OF PETS:      none  CURRENTLY HAVE A JOB:    i just applied for a seasonal job actualy  FAVORITE COLOR:     purple FAVORITE SINGER/BAND:      iHAVE TOO MANY  LAST SONG LISTENED TO:       DUTCH  VERS ANASTASIA MUSICAL CURRENTLY LISTENING TO:       the hum of my mom’s computer LAST MOVIE WATCHED:      ??? i dont remember? FAVORITE BOOK:      ohgod i don’t know?? poto probably? north & south by elisabeth gaskell?  LAST BOOK READ:     archive 17 by sam eastland CURRENTLY READING:    NOTHING since i just finished archive 17  BEST SCHOOL SUBJECT:    reading & writing MAC OR PC ?:     pc DAY OR NIGHT ?:   night SUMMER OR WINTER?:     winter MOST-VISITED WEBSITE?:     tumblr, youtube, prime music, pinterest

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