#on the one hand i wanna do it bc im tired of the same fucking thing. 5 yrs w the same routine is mentally very tiring for me

[coridallasmultipass]

I hate when my phone won't let me have 2 audio sources running at the same time (depending on the app). I know what I'm doing, let me hear the discordant noises. My brain has built-in audio separation for music. It came as compensation for auditory processing issues. Don't make me pause the music.

[carbonfiction]

impulse stress baking would be appreciated by either Matt or Frank, but reader is not safe if it's being done at late hours, in which they will be railed or fucked into exhaustion.

Matt has his S/O's scent and touch ingrained into his routine and mind, defecting is not an option he needs his cuddles (and yes he will be mean about it, teasing reader for wanting to work so hard on baking when they could work on making him feel good)

Frank just worries for their sleep schedule (which is accurate pls I can't sleep normally) but also can appreciate their baking yet will at first gently try to coax them back to bed, only to just rail them over the counter if they insist they can't sleep due to a sudden burst of energy.

But it all ends with their girl cuddled up in their arms fast asleep from exhaustion yet satisfied, and their baking can wait til the morning.

Oh my god please!! I loved every second of this one!! As someone who does have bouts of doing this (and had to be banned from the kitchen past a certain time when i was younger bc of it😭😭) this one got me. Biiiiiiig time.. I mean omg sleep scheduling with Frank and Matt when god?! When!!!

Like you cannot tell me they wouldn't immediately be looking help you and if sex helps get you all fuzzy and tired?? Fellas are not going to complain.. Whatever their baby needs <3 Also fun fact you guys, i have an oldman logan draft i never finished surrounding a similar concept and hik eating reader out on the kitchen table..😭 But without futher yappin!! Heres some thoughts! <3

Midnight munchies w Frank and Matt!

Warnings?; mentions of smut, doggy and riding, unprotected sex (its hot but in this economy??) fairrrrly fluffy although Matt is a lil mean in a sexy way.. Master list

I can see Frank standing against the doorframe, arms crossed over his bare chest with a sleepy scowl tugging his lips. Large figure just watching the way to try (and fail) to potter around the kitchen quietly. On the counter sits a glass bowl, edges covered in flour and two large baking sheets. On one sits small balls of, what frank guesses is chocolate chip cookie dough- one of his favorites- while the other rests bare in preparation. Frank swipes a hand across his face, tired and slightly irritated as he sighs, padding closer. "What're you.. Christ sweetheart again?"

You grin cheekily at the sight of him, at the broad expanse of him shirtless, scared chest on full display as his sweats sit low on his hips. A slightly dough covered hand coming up in a wave. "'S okay, m' just making cookies frank!"

You're gleeful in tone, too gleeful for 3:30am Frank thinks. This little habit of yours growing out of control. Infact, it makes him worry a little. "Yeah? S' just cookies?" he asks, rounding the counter to tower behind you. "Then why cant they wait until tomorrow.."

"Cause i wanna do it now..." you hum, trying to grab at the scoop besides the bowl. Franks large hand stopping the move in your tracks. Your shoudlers drop just a fraction, almost in anticipation as you sigh. The sound a little frustrated despite your usual enjoyment of the task at hand. "Besides.. Got too much energy to sleep frankie"

"Too much energy, that right?" he grumbles with a nod, head dropping down against your shoudler, tilted just slightly until you can feel the puffs of his breath on your neck. "My girls feelin all restless again.. So why didn't ya wake me like i told you last time, stead of this?"

You sigh, still trying to persevere with the trapped scoop. "Looked too comfortable.. Besides, you need the rest Frankie.. "

"Oh im the one needing the rest, sure." He huffs, breath puffing against your skin in a way that makes it prickle. A smile twitching at your lips at the feeling, his free arm coming to wrap around your middle, pulling your frame against the warmth of him. "what'd you say we get rid of that energy hm, fussy girl?" that hand squeezes your waist at the same moment his lips kiss that spot just below your ear.

Frank feels you shiver, smirking almost knowing against your skin, your tells far to obvious to him by now. "Gonna let your frankie take care of it? Get that restlessness gone?"

Its no more than ten minutes before frank does infact get that restlessness gone. The cookie dough abandoned into the fridge and sweats pushed beneath his knees. Thick cock bullying into your gummy walls in controlled rocks of his hips that make you sob quietly.

Your fingers, clean of the dough thanks to franks mouth, grasping the counter tight as your legs tremble beneath your weight, hardly holding you up. Panties and sleepwear looped around one ankle as you shuffle slightly, making frank chuckle. "Gettin all shakey now, You close sweetheart? Gonna be a good girl and cum on that cock f'me?" voice rough as his arm tugs you back against his chest; holding you up and not giving you an escape to the pleasure that blooms in your core.

Its not long before he's luring you into an orgasm, ached against his chest as his fingers draw figure eights to your poor clit. "Yeah, yeah there it is, you give it to me sweetheart" Bouncing you back against him until the heat of his own release paints your insides, your head drooping forward tiredly.

"There we go.. I know.. I know sweetheart" he rumbles, making quick work of tucking himself back into his sweats as he softens. Hands coming back to your hips to tug your underwear and sleep bottoms back up.

Fuzzy headed and pumped full as you let him spin you round, picking your frame up until your still shakey legs wrap weakly on his hips and hes carrying you down the hall. "lets get you back to bed, All tired out now huh?"

Its fair to say you sleep better than you have in a while after that, cookies abandoned until the afternoon after a morning spent content in Franks arms. Perhaps next time you'll take his advice and let him help..

And with our dear dear Matthew? Well, how dare you interrupt his cuddle time..

"Now Sweetpea.." Matt tuts, making you startle as you turn to him stood against the far counter, unable to hide the smirk that graces his lips at the kick up of your heartbeat. "What did we talk about?"

"Matty! You gasp, flour covered hand over your chest. "You scared me."

He makes no moves, arms still crossed. "Asked you a question baby.."

You sigh, head angled down slightly as you shuffle quietly on your feet, voice a little guilty. "You Uh.. Said i wasnt to.. To bake in the middle of the night.."

"Mhmm.. Thats right." Matt nods, stepping closer to trap you against the counter. Your back pressing into the cool marble."So you wanna let me know why I've woken up to your side of the bed cold.. House smellin of sugar and cinnamon?"

"Cause.. " you start defeated; thoroughly caught as two of his fingers tilt your jaw up. A smug expression on his face at the way you melt into the touch slightly. "Cause i was baking.. In the middle of the night.. Again."

He hums, other hand making its away up your arm. "I know.. And you know i cant sleep comfortably without you.. So what're we going to do about that hm?"

"goin to.. To let me finish up.. N ill come back to bed?.." you try a little mischievously and matt cant deny it amuses him. Defiant and cheeky, thats you alright.

Except, it doesnt amuse him enough. Doesnt make him huff out the usual laugh you love. Instead his stance remains stoic, unbreaking. Too tired and unwilling to let you play your game- this messy kitchen situation is breaking into his nightly cuddle time and Matthew Murdock does not play about that with you.

"Oh good try.. Real good try sweetpea.." he coos, leaning down to kiss your forehead with something much more tender than his tone of voice. Grip on your shoulder tightening just enough to allow him to push your frame around to the couch. "But No.. No were gonna get you tired out instead. Use up all that energy in a different way.. "

And much like Frank, Matt uses up that energy quickly.

Cinnamon and sugar still hanging in the air as it mixes with the scent of sex. The honey sweet of your arousal coating his lap, your thighs, slick and shiney. The sloppy sounds from your gooey cunt sending that extra spark of embarrassment down your spine.

"Mhm there you go, that's it sweetie." matt grins, hands on your waist as he helps bounce you down on him. Plush thighs bracketing his hips as you ride him desperately. "Fucking yourself on my cock like a good girl. Feels so good doesnt it?"

Your heartbeat pounds erratically in both matts ears and your own, sweat clinging to your skin from the enthusiasm. "Matt- matty please.."

"Please what sweetpea? What'd you want me to do?" he smirks, a low chuckle sounding out at the way you shiver in his hold. He can feel the tight clenches of your cunt, feel the ripple of your walls as they quiver around him. Your close, so fucking close, but your finally getting tired. Exhaustion slowing your pace considerably.

"Oh.. Oh i get it.." Matt murmers, dropping back against the couch cushions slightly. His hips jut out a little further, feet flat on the floor as he runs a hand up your spine until it rests against the back of your neck and pushes. Scruffing you just slightly, like a misbehaved animal. "My baby's gettin sleepy now huh? Needs me to do all the work.."

You dont have time to think, let alone respond before his cock punches deep and fast. Your squeals muffled against the juncture of his neck as you little but take it. Tears brewing in your eyes as they flutter and roll. "G-gon..gonna cum, oh fuck Matty!"

Matt just grins, hand pushing your head further into his skin as you squeak and squeal, body going lax in his grip as your orgasm crests. "Yeah. Yeah you do it. Just gotta cum alright? Cum on that cock like a big brave girl, then we'll getcha to bed.."

That night you hardly remember even ending up in bed, the last thing you recall being Matt pounding inside of you so quick it was dizzying. Wearing you out so perfectly that it keeps you held in his arms past the pestering blair of your usual alarm. Cinnamon gone from the air now as your half finished dough still sits on the counter abandoned. Your soft, past out snores drawing a smug smile back to Matts lips.

[toonice113]

The jacket pt.2 ⋆ ★ L.Hughes

❗️requested - part one

Pairings: Luke Hughes x Fem!reader

Genre: fluff

Summary: Based on this request: i was wondering if you’re open to do a pt.2 with gf’s reaction to his injury in the 3rd (around ~10:55) and maybe a post game where he’s just happy to see her in the jacket and she’s stressed bc he’s injured

Warnings: mentions of his injury but he’s okay

Word count: 608

⋆˚࿔ tina's note 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ what a fucked up day, the devils lost and im pretty sure my laptop is dying so i had to write this on my phone. have this part 2 of the jacket to hopefully make it a bit better.

Your heart almost stopped when you saw Luke laying in the net and the 10 seconds it took for him to get up felt more like 10 minutes. Today was supposed to be fun, and it had been, after the jackets you’d all eaten lunch and during the first intermission the kids had done an easter egg hunt, but all that seemed so far away now.

From your left Aly places her hand in your shoulder taking you out of your trance just as Luke gets up and skates away holding his shoulder in pain, the same shoulder he’d told you about that had been injured last year. You turn to look at her and one look is all it takes for her to understand, taking her son who was napping in your arms from you as you stand up with your phone in hand walking towards the house.

You check for updates that don’t come through for a while, texting him to let you know how he’s doing as soon as he gets a chance to and hoping that the lack of communication meant he was alright.

“Hey, he’s okay, he’s back on the ice” one of the girls tells you from the backyard doors and you feel like you can breathe again, locking your phone and rejoining the rest.

You’re back home when the call comes through, your phone ringing only once before you pick it up.

“Hi baby” His voice sounds tired, definitely not happy with the result of the game

“Oh god hi” You say “How are you?”

“Well that wasn’t how I wanted the game to go but hey what can you do? Seeing you in that jacket with my name on it sure does make today a bit better though” You can hear his smile through his words

“Yeah we’re definitely going to have a few words about that post later, but I don’t really care a lot about that right now, how’s your shoulder?” You ask worried that he went back to play while being injured

“Listen you just looked too good not to share, can’t wait to see it in person” He ignores your question about his shoulder

“Are you trying to distract me from the fact that you left the game clutching your shoulder in pain? Because it’s really not working baby” You tell him

“Maybe the good luck only works if you’re in the arena, hey wanna fly to Raleigh?” He jokes and that’s when you start getting concerned again

“Luke stop deflecting” Your tone is more stern this time and that’s when he realizes you’re actually worried about him and it’s time to stop joking around

“Baby I promise you I’m okay” He sighs “Shoulder’s good, just a bad hit, the doctors checked it and said I was okay to go back out there” You sigh too, relief flooding at his genuine tone “Will probably have to ice it today and tomorrow but I should be okay”

“Okay” You say “I’m glad you’re okay, got me worried for a minute there when you didn’t get back up”

“I’m all good” Your phone beeps, a facetime request “Now, how about you show me some outfits with your new jacket”

You accept the request, his face, with a big smile, covering your screen “Oh yeah, now that you’ve reminded me” His smile falls “What the hell were you thinking posting that picture”

But you’re not mad, and he knows you’re not mad, so after a playful scolding your phone is set in your dresser as you show Luke some outfits you were thinking of wearing for the home games.

[glubglubgurgle]

bruised apples (CHAPTER 13-14)

reunion and rewards :3

CHAPTERS 1-9

CHAPTER 10

CHAPTERS 11-12

pairings: caleb/unnamed afab mc

tags: fluff and love, sex SEX SEX SEX, bjs, p in v action, fingering!, they're both switches and theyre both super desperate !! reunion sex, reward sex

word count: 6k

a/n: ending! i'll upload an epilogue tho :3 im really bad w endings bcs i have attachment issues but i hope this is okay TT also im still new to writing smut so pls be nice !!! enjoyyy

chapters 13-14 below!!!

chapter 13

“Caleb…” she gasped. Her face was pressed against the pillow while her hands gripped at the fabric besides her head. Her ass was up in the air as Caleb continued to mercilessly pound in and out of her. “It’s been…” She let out a moan as he continued to hit her at an angle with his cock. “...five times…how is this even possible…?” Her right hand moved to her mouth, as if she was attempting to hold back her noises.

Caleb instantly grabbed her hand and put it behind her back, “I can’t…help myself. You look so pretty for me.” He grunted. His worries of being a one-pump-chump dissipated as he magically gained the stamina and strength to go for over an hour. “Don’t bother holding your pretty sounds back either, you don’t wanna hurt my feelings now, do you?” His left hand reached underneath her to play with her clit as he continued to go in and out of her. “Can’t you come one more time for me, baby? I wanna feel it again…just one more time…I promise.” He had been promising the same thing the past two times,  but he was sure he was going to pass out soon. He couldn’t help himself. He didn’t know if he was making up for lost time or making sure they both had enough memories for the next few weeks that they wouldn’t be together. 

Both, he thought.

“I’m going to kill you…once we’re done. So help me god…” She stuttered out. Despite her words, she pushed herself back onto him to meet his thrusts. The knuckles gripping onto the sheets turned a paler color, and her breath quickened. 

“Fuck…” Caleb’s breath hitched as she moved with him. “Your words are so mean, yet you’re still being so good for me.” The pace of his fingers turned faster as he felt the familiar pressure around him. “I’ll be done after this last one, I promise it this time…” He leaned down to lick a stripe up her back towards her ear. “I just want all of you to remember me.” He whispered to her as he came with her. Caleb was sure nothing was coming out of him anymore, but he pulled out regardless. Even though he already finished inside her the first time, he just didn’t know how birth control really worked and how much of him it could really handle.

He collapsed beside her as they tried catching their breath. He felt sticky and sweaty. The room’s air was thick and warm. Nonetheless, he was in a pure state of euphoria. His legs felt like jelly and he was seeing stars, but he got up on his feet to grab a towel and water for the both of them. 

She threw a weak punch at his leg. “Once I get the energy again…I’m going to kill you.” She mumbled against the pillow. “I’m so tired.” 

He chuckled, kneeling down by her face. “Was it good at least?” He held her hand in his and kissed her knuckles. “You can lie all you want, but I felt you.” Caleb said, smirking. She turned her face to the other side to hide her reaction, eliciting another breathy laugh from him. “Stay awake just a bit longer, we need to rehydrate.”

“Hold on.” She said, pushing herself up from the bed before raising her arms to Caleb. “I need to pee.” 

He carried her bridal style into the bathroom, her head slumped against his chest. He pressed a kiss to the top of her head before setting her down on the toilet. “I’ll get us water while you do your business. Do you want to take a bath or…?” He asked.

She shook her head. “Later.” And then pushed him away.

While she was in the bathroom, Caleb wiped himself off with a damp rag and drank water. He put on bottoms before grabbing one of his shirts to give to her. “Are you done yet?” He called out to her before pushing the door open. He found her slumped on the toilet. 

“I’m so mad at you, right now.” She muttered, still awake. 

Holding back his laugh, he knelt down in front of her and flushed the toilet. He then slipped the shirt onto her, before grabbing the wipes beside the toilet. Caleb lugged her over his shoulder like a sack of rice and cleaned her up, making her twitch under his touch. He was surprised there wasn’t any argument coming out of her as he walked her back to the bed. He gently laid her back down on the bed as he went over her exposed body with a new damp rag. “I’ll be more gentle next time, Pipsqueak.” He said, moving the hair stuck on her forehead. He could’ve sworn there was a flash of disappointment in her eyes, but he didn’t dwell on it. “Now get up and drink water, and then we can sleep in.” 

-

He woke up, sore all over. He never experienced the ache he felt in his private area. Caleb wasn’t sure if was going to ever recover. He stretched his arm out and grabbed his phone from the nightstand to check the time. He managed to sleep in until eleven in the morning, something he hadn’t done since he was in middle school. Caleb was always up early in the morning to prepare the day for everyone in the house. 

He looked beside him to find her snoring in her sleep. He wanted to let her sleep longer, but he also wanted to spend more time with her before she had to go home later that day. He traced her facial features softly with his fingertips, tucking stray hairs behind her ear. Caleb then moved the hair that covered her neck to look at the damage done from their night of fun. He admitted to himself that he went too far with marking her. And this was just from what was visible from the shirt. He knew there was much more underneath. Despite it looking a bit alarming, multiple reddish-purple splotches around her, he couldn’t help but smile. 

“Stop staring at me.” She mumbled, peeking at him with one eye. “You’re buying me a new concealer, by the way.” She scooted closer to him, wrapping an arm around him and nuzzling her cheek against his chest. “Do I have to go home today?”

Caleb frowned. “Maybe you should just drop out and I can hide you here until I graduate, yeah?” He was only half-joking in his heart. If she agreed, he would have made the call to her school in the following second. He would have gone on apartment finders and applied to three jobs to be able to pay for a home for her. 

She sighed, “How about YOU drop out and come back home with me. You can be a househusband and I can be the Hunter breadwinner.” 

His heart swelled with the word husband. He thought he was the only one who was thinking that far ahead. Ever since he knew that she was the one he wanted to marry, he had the wedding venue, menu, and children's names already listed in his mind. “Anything you want, Pipsqueak.” He kissed the top of her head. 

His phone began to ring. Gideon’s name and face was plastered on the screen and he answered, rolling his eyes. “Hey, she’s going home today, right? Do you wanna take her to that soup place near the train station? My treat.” 

“Soup?” If her ears could, Caleb swore they would have perked up like a dog hearing the word ‘treat.’

“Yeah, soup sounds good. Meet at the gate around one?” Caleb agreed.

“See you.” And Gideon hung up.

Caleb set his phone down and wrapped his arms around her, squeezing her closer to his chest. “Now that you’re mine, I don’t know how I’ll let you go this time.” There was a little sting in his eyes, as he thought about how much emptier his bed was going to feel. 

“Just do your best to come back to me as soon as possible. I’ll be patient if you will.” She mumbled against him. “Now let me sleep a little longer, just keep holding me.”

-

At the restaurant, they all ordered the same thing since it was what the restaurant was known for. Once they received their bowls, Caleb made a face towards the piled up cilantro. 

“So, what did you think of Skyhaven?” Gideon asked as he passed her the sauces.

“Campus is cool. Your guys’ dorms look really sick. I’ve heard horror stories about the dorms at Linkon U so I wasn’t sure what I’d walk into.” She nodded. She then reached over with her chopsticks to Caleb’s bowl, picking out the cilantro to move to her bowl. “I had a lot of fun at the shooting range, by the way. Thanks for letting me come!” She smiled at him as she continued to clear out every leaf from his bowl.

Caleb felt warm inside because of her thoughtfulness. He always knew that she was as caring and genuine as she was pretty, but just the fact that he was finally able to call this angel his was making him blush.

“Yeah about that…how did you do that?” Gideon asked her, dumbfounded. “I’ve been shooting there since the beginning of the semester but you outscore me on your first time?”

She shrugged, mixing up her soup before taking a bite. “I feel like it was just beginner’s luck. I hope it continues to be good in the future though.”

“Oh, Pipsqueak. When do you hear back from the Hunter’s Academy?” Caleb asked.

“Next month, I think. I’m terrified.” She shuddered. “I don’t know what I’d do if I don’t get in.” She let out an exasperated sigh before taking another bite.  

Caleb reached over to take her free hand under the table. “They’d be stupid to not let you in, Pip. Don’t worry too much.” 

“Yeah, with that shot. You’re definitely gonna do great.” Gideon agreed. 

Gideon finished first and had to go back to school for another club meeting. “It was really nice meeting you, I didn’t appreciate the whole bed incident but…you’re cool. Hope to see you again soon.” He said to her, making her turn red, before waving his goodbyes.

The two of them continued to eat, slowly. As if to savour the time left they had together before she had to go back to Linkon. A comfortable silence settled between the two. Stolen glances from each person, fingers still interlocked under the table. 

chapter 14

Although it was a rough transition, they were able to survive the time apart from each other. Caleb normally waited for her to call first, but as time went by and his patience became thinner from the distance, he ended up being the one blowing up her phone. She had random crying spells when he was unable to come home for the weekend and Gideon had to always talk him out of dropping everything to go see her. 

The first week was the hardest because once she returned to school, they both realized that she never reached out to Eric. She came home that Monday frantically ranting to Caleb with how awkward it was. Thankfully for her, and thankfully for Caleb’s temper, they coincidentally had a seat change the following week. Caleb wondered if he’d ever tell her that about the phone call he made their grandma make to her teacher, but he thought it wasn’t necessary. 

He was finally able to go back home a month later. He made sure that weekend was free for her, because it was the weekend that her results came out to see if she made it into the academy she wanted. Caleb was sure she was going to make it, but the days leading up to the decision, she was irritable and nervous. Caleb knew that even if she didn’t make it into the academy, he would work two jobs to keep her comfortable during the gap. He just wasn’t worried because even though she could come off as clumsy, she’s hardworking and smart. It’s what he admired about their relationship. The fact that he felt like she still needed him to protect her, yet of push comes to shove, she’s fully capable herself. One of his big flaws is that he has a hard time showing it to her, which may have led to her being more irritable. Caleb has always treated her to be softer than she actually is, which could have led to her lack of confidence. He couldn’t help but be protective of her. 

Caleb secretly didn’t even want her to be a hunter, fully. He wants her to follow his dreams, but knows what the job entailed. Even as strong and smart as she is, casualties still occur. And he knows that she felt the same about him and his dream. He just hoped that the luck he had received from being close to her in this lifetime, would stretch out to protect the two of them for a long while. 

On his way home to her, he picked up a bouquet of her favorite flowers and her favorite drink. He prepared his speeches for either scenario of her getting in or not. He had no reason to be nervous, yet her emotions made him a wreck. His palms felt sweaty holding the bouquet and his chest felt tight. Yet the moment he saw the front of their home, every weight left his shoulders because he was back home: her.

He walked in to find Gran preparing to leave the house. “Oh thank god you’re here. She’s in her room constantly refreshing that page. I would stay…but honestly she’s been scary this past week. I’m going to the mountains this weekend…I trust you to take care of her.” She held up her suitcases and patted him on the arm. “I know she’s going to make it in, I’m not worried…I do worry about you, though. Be careful.” She gave an apologetic smile and then went on her way. 

Although it was a bit weird for Gran to leave on such an occasion, it was no surprise that she was heading up the mountain. It’s been a common occurrence ever since the two of them were able to stay at home alone. Caleb just shrugged it off and set his own luggage by the front door before walking to her room.

Her door was closed and he knocked before walking in. Her eyes were still glued to the screen, refreshing every now and then. “Babe?” Caleb called out softly so as to not scare her.

Her head turned around quickly enough to concern him. Her eyes were wide and she instantly got on her feet to walk towards him, wrapping her arms around him. “Caleb…” Her face nuzzled into his chest as he reciprocated the hug as best as he could with full hands. “I missed you.” She rested her chin on his chest to look up at him. “Thank you for coming.” She said, smiling. Eyebags were present under her eyes, yet they still twinkled when they met with him. 

She was in a nightgown that he had never seen before. It was silk with spaghetti straps and the neckline hung low enough to display her cleavage. The dress stopped right above mid-thigh and had a slit on the side. He wanted to be shocked but was too enamored by her presence itself  in front of him.

Caleb couldn’t help but lean down to kiss her. Something he had been craving for weeks while watching her talk through his screen. He kept it short and sweet because if he went any further, he knew he would not have been able to stop. He pulled away and smiled at her, backing up far enough to show her his presents. 

“Hehe, thank you.” Her mood seemed to have perked up as she saw and she instantly grabbed the two before going back to her desk. Taking a sip of her drink, she promptly refreshed her page. 

“Do you know the time window they release the information?” He asked, walking behind her. He softly placed a kiss on the top of her head, inhaling the scent of her.

She sighed, “Maybe in the next hour? But I’ve seen online that sometimes they release it an hour earlier or an hour later.” Her knee bounced up and down from being anxious. 

His fingers played with the strap of her nightgown. “Is this new?” Curiosity filled his head as he was finally able to fully look at her. The dress rode up her thighs as she was sitting down, making Caleb feel all sorts of things.

She smirked up at him, raising her eyebrow. “Wondering who bought it for me?” She joked, instantly earning an angrily confused look from Caleb. Laughing, she rolled her eyes. “You’re too easy…I bought it a while back, but I just felt like wearing it today.” She shrugged, turning her attention back to the computer screen. 

He pursed his lips, humming an acknowledgement. Nodding, he said, “Let me change and then I’ll wait with you here.” He didn’t want to sit on her bed with the clothes he had been sitting on in the train so he went to his room. Things seemingly untouched until he opened his closet. He chuckled softly realizing that a lot of his hoodies had gone missing. 

The images of her wearing his hoodies made his head spin. He wondered if she wore it out in public, or even while she was at home. If she wore them while she slept when she missed him. And if she had anything underneath while she wore them. 

He bit his cheek trying to break himself out of his indecent thoughts, wanting to be pure and present for her while she stressed through the decisions. He also did not want to come too forward to her physically, afraid that she’d get an idea that that’s all he wanted from her.

He wanted every part of her, but he didn’t want to give any idea that it was only for physical needs. Caleb wanted to hold himself back until she made the move first. He was having a harder time than he realized so he opted to take a cold shower. 

With a clean towel and change of clothes, he walked by her room to announce his new plans before stepping into the bathroom. Even the shower wasn’t working for him. Each time he would try to think different thoughts, flashbacks of her underneath him and visions of her in his clothes overtook each and every one of them. 

Caleb sighed in defeat, exiting the shower, still half-hard. Her existence and their distance apart for a month was impossible to take care of on his own. He just hoped he was strong enough to get through the next couple of hours without pouncing her. After drying his hair with the towel, he wrapped it around his waist to steal her skincare. He didn’t really care to have his own routine, but he always loved the smell of her face whenever they kissed, he couldn’t help but use the same moisturizer to mimic it on himself. While he was rubbing it on his face, the door opened up, bumping into him. 

“Pipsqueak? Did something happen?” He stepped back to let her in. His face felt warm from being in just a towel, despite having been seen fully naked before. 

She peeked her face in, a wide smile plastered on face. “I got in!” She jumped up and down, hopping up to wrap her arms around his neck. “I got into the academy!” 

He was filled to the brim with happiness and pride. He lifted her up by the waist and spun her around, setting her down on the bathroom sink counter after a few laughs. He rested their foreheads on each other, smiling. Tears spilled out of her eyes, and he brought his thumb up to wipe them away. “I’m so proud of you, baby. I never doubted it for a second.” He kissed her tears away and looked at her with pure amazement. “You have worked so hard for this and I know you’ll keep doing your best. You’re a strong woman, and I am so happy to be able to call you mine. Soon-to-be world’s greatest hunter.”

She held onto his face, smiling ear to ear, before pulling him into a deep kiss. When she pulled away, Caleb could see there was a hint of worry in her eyes. “When I’m at the academy, and you’re also at your academy…we’re both going to be busy.” She stated, her words laced with uncertainty.

He brought his hands up to hold hers on his face, “And I will wait as long as I have to. No amount of time apart will ruin what we have. I promise.” He nuzzled his cheek into her hand, reassuring her. 

“You can’t find someone else at your academy.” She pouted up at him.

He smirked. Her jealousy lit something inside of him. He knew that if he thought about the opposite scenario, he would go absolutely insane. But he found it cute when she was jealous. “You worried, honey?”

There was a slight shiver that he barely noticed from her. 

“Do you like it…” He leaned in closer to her, tilting her chin up with his right hand, “When I call you that…honey?”

A smile grew on her face, a mischievous smile. “Uh-huh.” Her hand trailed down from his face, down his bare chest, and then sat on his cock, growing through the towel.  “Are you gonna give me my reward yet, or does your honey….have to beg for it?” 

Caleb’s face turned red. He’s always surprised by her dominance and confidence, it made him fold like a paper airplane. A nervous chuckle bubbled out of him and his knees wobbled. “What reward do you want?” He tilted his head, nuzzling his nose into her neck. “Tell me, please.” He ended up being the one to beg.

Her fingers rubbed on the tip of his covered cock, making him grow even harder in her hands. “Maybe I will…Take me to bed first.” Her fingers went from his bulge over to his hip and unraveled the towel around him. “Oops…” She feigned innocence. 

Caleb’s dick stood straight up in the air, the draft from the open bathroom door prickled his bare skin. Even though she had already seen him naked, he was still embarrassed being seen in such a brightly lit room. Once he regained his composure, he got closer to her to wrap his arms around her waist while her legs locked around his. Her arms linking each other around his neck as he scooped her up from the counter. He was expecting his dick to meet her underwear, but instead was met with slick bare skin. His breath hitched. “Are you not wearing underwear…?”

She giggled, nestling herself closer to him. Sinking herself a little further down to rub against him. “I guess I forgot to,” she tilted her head, peppering kisses up his jaw to his ear. “Hurry, please. Can’t you tell how impatient I’m getting?” A small whimper escaped her lips right into his ear as she rubbed her naked sex on his cock. 

His grip around her waist tightened as he felt her attempt to push him over the edge, mentally. He wanted to stop her hips from moving, because he knew that his control was nowhere near pristine after being away from her for a month. “Pip, please. If you keep doing that, we won’t—I won’t make it to the bedroom.” He corrected himself, trying to put all his focus on not coming on the spot. He freed his other arm to turn the bathroom lights off and then walked across the hallway into her room. 

Caleb wanted to set her down more gracefully onto her bed, but his own impatience was getting to him. As he plopped her down onto the bed, her slick folds wrapped over his dick for a split second as she slipped off of him, making Caleb hiss. 

Her hair was splayed out on her pink sheets. Her legs were spread apart, the nightgown ridden all the way up to her hips, exposing every crease and crevice to him. Glistening with sweat and arousal, it made Caleb salivate. “God, you’re so pretty…” He leaned down, getting on the bed by holding his weight with his arms. 

She tutted at him, “Nuh-uh.” She propped herself up with her elbows and used her left foot to push him away slightly. “Isn’t this my reward?” She asked, cocking her head at him. “You had your way last time, Caleb.” Pouting at him, she moved to the side of the bed and patted the spot next to her. “It’s my turn now. Lie down.”

Caleb was nervous and impatient. Yet her being in charge made him even hornier. He couldn’t tell if he liked being under her control or the idea that her being in charge really showed how much she wanted him. Whenever he was around her, it was hard to keep the confidence he normally had. Every bit of resolve he had faded to dust when he was in this state of vulnerability with her. And when he was able to take control, he felt like it was some completely different person taking over him. 

He lied down beside her like he instructed, and leaned towards her face, wanting a kiss. She seemingly obliged, bringing one of her hands up to his face to guide it closer to him, only to nuzzle their noses together. Stopping right before their lips touched.

A small whimper came out of Caleb as she pulled away, making her smirk as she pushed him flat down to the bed. She swung herself over his legs, her warm heat hovering right above his shins. “You didn’t let me do this last time…” Her eyes were wide as she wrapped both her hands around his cock, her elbows resting on his thighs. 

“Baby…please.” His hips bucked into her hands, attempting to relieve some sort of pressure. Her touch was soft like feathers and was nowhere near enough.

She dropped one of her hands onto his hips to keep him from moving, “Wasn’t I so good for you before? Can’t you do the same for me?” She furrowed her brows at him. 

Caleb was a bit worried as to how she looked and felt so confident, but when he took a closer look at her, he could see the slight hesitation and embarrassment after she said some things. He wanted to chuckle at how cute she looked but the heat in his lower stomach and all the blood rushing to his dick made it hard for him to do so. He nodded, attempting to keep himself in check as she moved her fingers up and down his length. 

Moving her hair to one side, she leaned down to lick a stripe on his tip.

Caleb groaned in her hands. “Fuck…” He wasn’t sure if she allowed it, but he propped himself up onto his elbows so he could watch her do what she wanted to.

While making eye contact, she dipped the tip of her tongue on his leaking slit, teasing and tasting him. Caleb’s moans and whimpers seemed to have egged her on, her eyes widening with curiosity. She continued to lick his tip, hesitant yet explorative. The hand that was on his cock was gripped at the base, her thumb curiously moving around. And then she opened her mouth wide, taking in his length. 

Caleb dropped his back to the bed again and threw his head back. Gripping at her pink sheets, he attempted  to keep himself from grabbing her head or thrusting into her. “Oh my god, baby.” His other hand raked through his still-damp hair. “I know…you just started but I don’t think I’ll last…You’re driving me insane.” As much as Caleb wanted to watch her, he was taking all of his willpower to not come inside her mouth without any warning.

She attempted to fit more of his length into her mouth, her other hand pumping him from his base to cover what she couldn’t. A few pumps and she pulled her mouth away, breathing heavily. “You’re so big…I can’t fit it all.” She pouted at him.

He peeked at her through his fingers, her pupils blown wide and her face was desperate. She placed kisses on his tip, moving it towards her with her hand. He pushed himself forward, taking the hand from his face to comb it through her hair. “You’re being such a good girl already, you don’t have to…” His thumb caressing her cheek. 

“I want to.” She mumbled against his tip, her words vibrating on it. “Guide me…even if I choke a little. Let me take you.” She gave him puppy dog eyes, thumping his tip on her lip, making him flinch in her hands. 

“Honey…I’m not going to last.” He was desperate to trade places now, desperate to make her feel good first. 

“Just try but I don’t mind…” She looked away sheepishly. “If you finish in my mouth, I mean.”

His dick twitched in her hands and she opened her mouth to take him in again. His fingers still raked through her hair. “Fuck. Please, baby…” He groaned. A string of moans and her name with other praises spilled out of his mouth as he softly moved her up and down his own cock.

She moaned as she took more, making him vibrate in her mouth. And he knew he was a goner. “I’m gonna…” He announced, trying to pull her off of him, but she gripped onto his thighs and kept her mouth on his cock as he came. 

Curses and praises came out of Caleb’s mouth as he emptied himself in her mouth. Both his hands held onto her head. As if he was afraid that if he let go, he was going to ascend into the deepspace. 

She pushed herself up slowly, her lips still tight around him. He let go of her head, letting her sit back up. Her lips shut, attempting to keep everything in before swallowing. The scene being completely euphoric to Caleb, he didn’t let himself catch his own breath before moving up to grab her face into a kiss. He could taste himself but he didn’t care. 

Once they pulled away to catch their breath, she looked at him with a smirk. Her hands reached up to wipe the tears from his eyes. “You’re crying again.”

Caleb turned red, burying his face into her chest. “I can’t help it…you feel too good.” His hands roamed up and down her thighs that were straddling him. Resting his chin on her breasts, he looked at her with pleading eyes, “You’re trying to make it harder for us to be apart.”

Her hand held one of his, guiding it under her dress to her heat for him to touch. Biting her lip, she shook her head. “Giving you more of an incentive to make it home to me, safe.” She pushed one of his fingers into her own entrance, groaning at the slight stretch. “Can’t you feel how much I need you, Caleb?”

He nodded, slipping another finger into her leaking hole. He scissored his two fingers in and out to be able to fit another as he watched her face scrunch with pleasure. His cock still hard and leaking even after he just came. His stamina reignited once he heard his favorite words. “Say it again…say you need me, please?” His free hand slipped down one of her straps to droop one side of her dress, so he could lick her nipple. He felt her shiver and tighten around his fingers. 

She moaned, her hands gripping his shoulders. “I–hnghf…I need you, Caleb.” She lifted her hips up and down to meet with his own hand movement, pressing her chest into Caleb’s mouth. Whimpering, she said, “I need you so much…everyday. I always need you.” She threw her head back, saying his name like a mantra in between whines and moans. 

Releasing her nipple from his mouth, he cursed as he watched the scene unfold on top of him. He curled his fingers inside of her, earning a yelp from her. “You’re driving me…fucking insane.” He groaned, growing rougher with his movements inside of her. “Come on my fingers. If you need me that much, come for me.” He commanded. His free hand kneaded her boob, the thumb moving in circular motions around her hard nipple. “Please, baby. I need you to mean it.”

She nodded, unable to form words as he continued to mercilessly go in and out of her soaking hole. His thumb rubbing on her swollen clit as he curled his other fingers inside of her. “I do…I mean all of it–Fuck!” She had an iron grip on Caleb’s shoulders as she rode out her orgasm on his hand. 

“You’re so fucking pretty, baby. I need you on my cock, please? Can you be a good girl now and take me?” His tip was as red as his ears. “I’ve been good for you, haven’t I? Please, I want to feel you.” He left no room for her to breathe after her own climax out of complete and utter desperation. 

Breathing heavily, she pulled his fingers out of her by his wrist. Then she scooted forward to hover herself over the tip of his cock, reaching down to move it up and down her dripping folds. “Say you love me…” She panted.

His breath hitched as his hips jerked upward. “I love y-”

Before he even finished, she slammed herself down his cock, instantly bottoming out with a squelch. The two groaned loudly in unison. “Oh my fucking god, you’re so big.” She tilted her head downward to crush their lips together, a kiss driven with hunger.

Caleb thought he died. The pleasure was searing hot throughout his whole body and his vision turned white as she took all of him in. He could barely kiss back. She took his tongue into her mouth, sucking on it like it was his cock a few minutes ago. He knew that if he wasn’t in such a state of bliss, he could have passed out. His hands gripped at her hips as she bounced up and down his length at a steady pace, assisting her. He pulled away from the kiss, keeping their lips touching as he praised her. “You’re so good to me…You’re so perfect…” He grunted as he felt her tighten around him. “I fucking love you..”

“I love you, Caleb.” She whined into another kiss. “Oh god, I’m gon-”

Her hips slowed down as he felt the familiar tension inside of her. He leaned back on the bed so he could fuck into her, “I know, baby…let go for me, I got you…I always do.” He groaned, taking control as she came on his cock. “You’re so perfect for me, like you were made for me.” He spewed, continuing to thrust into her.

She fell forward, her hands on his chest as he plowed into her from underneath. “Just for you…” She stuttered out as she spasmed with her orgasm.

Caleb flipped the two of them over so that he was on top, his cock still inside of her. “You can keep going, right? We have a lot of lost time to make up for.” He smirked, looking down at her, thrusting into her.

-

Caleb lost count of how many times he came that night. She was fast asleep in his arms as he rubbed circles on her arm with his thumb. As exhausted he also was, he wanted to admire the scenery in the moonlight. A scene that made him think he was in a world where it was just the two of them.

He was still in awe that he was deserving of such a life. What he once thought was a hopeless unrequited love, became the greatest real life fairy tale. Despite the small bumps in the road of their future, he knew that with her by his side, they’d get through anything.

[aezuria]

hiii i love ur writing sm!! i was wondering if u would do leo valdez x reader headcanons? ty!!!

*ੈ✎ keep your head still, i'll be your thrill

—all the small things, blink-182

content: leo valdez x reader

warnings: cursing again

librarian's annotations: the title has no connection to the hcs but it came up while i was writing this also IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER 🙏🙏🙏

super clingy i do not make the rules

oh you thought you were gonna get up and be productive?? not today!

fuck everyone else tbh

LOVEEES gossip sessions with u

hes so invested in all the drama u have

probably laying on his stomach and swinging his feet and gasping incredulously. "what!? no she did not..."

got very pouty that you did not invite him to the girls night bc he didnt want to "miss out on the tea" (lwk stealing from my own work oops)

who can blame him tbh

LOVE LOVES DANCING

loves teaching u too (even if u suck)

like imagine him holding your waist and moving you to the beat as you fumble along, his chest pressed up against your own

GOOD LORD

"forward, back, left- there you go," he murmured into your ear, looking down at your feet. you stepped on his shoes a lot more than you should've; did he ever think that his proximity was why you were messing up!?

"you suck at this, don't you?" he laughed, but twirled you around anyway.

"did you ever think you're just a shit teacher?"

"rude!"

also this man was born a star

can probably hit super high notes as if its nothing

ok so we all know how hes a genius right

oh my GOD imagine him explaining how his stuff works and using words you're sure don't even exist and he's so into it and he just sounds so SMART

intelligence is so attractive why does no one talk abt that

you wanted to watch him work on the engine, so you pulled up a stool next to him. you stared at his side, his tank top dirty with grease and sticky with sweat. how long had he been working since you got here?

you'd get mad at him for not taking a break later. right now? you were admiring the view. who wouldn't?

"hey leo?"

he hummed in response, still hyper-focused on the engine.

"how does all that work, exactly?" you were never one for machines—good thing you have a mechanic boyfriend!

he looks to you, a happy glimmer in his eyes. "you really wanna know? so basically— this part connects to that part and then..."

you don't know how long you've been zoned out, too busy staring at his perfect

"y/n?" he finally realizes you haven't been paying attention. "you with me, now?" he raises an eyebrow with a grin on his face.

"huh? what?" you straightened up, fumbling over your words. "yeah! why wouldn't i be?" you tried to act as if you weren't just ogling him seconds before.

"oh y'know.. cause you were checking me out." he winked, leaning back against the engine as he put himself on display. "i mean, you obviously couldn't help it. i mean, look at me!"

someone humble him

its not like he doesn't do the same tho

if he accidentally walks in on you he'd be like "oh my gods-! sorry!" and cover his eyes with his hands, but his fingers are parted so he could still look through. literally the 🫣 emoji

"GET OUT!"

"OKAY I'M GOING DON'T HIT ME- OW!"

he is SUPER ticklish and you WILL use this to your advantage

esp his ears

one time you touched them out of curiosity cause theyre pointer than average and he was like "eek!"

pause

"aww i didn't know you could make that sound!" you poked some more fun at him because that was adorable

"shut up!"

another time he's laying on you, ruining your plans of getting up early and being active. you tried rolling out from underneath him but his arms snake around you like a vice, squeezing a groan out of you.

"leo get off!" you tried shoving him off, but that didn't work either. he simply buried his face into your neck, mumbling a tired no.

you really had shit to do, so you resorted to the last possible tactic. "i didn't wanna have to do this..." you warned. (you so wanted to do this)

you slipped your hands under his shirt and started tickling his stomach, effectively getting him writhing off you with laughter.

"stop-! that tickles!" he tried doing the same back, but he was squirming far too much.

ok real talk now

love loves staying up late with you until its past midnight and you guys are just rambling about random topics. he's just so relaxed with you, his heart feels so full and there's no space anymore, so his bottled up emotions spill out

which is usually a closely-guarded secret because he's just the funny guy of the group, right?

what does he know about feelings? isn't it his job to just keep everyone else happy? joking about everything will take away the pain, won't it?

(it doesn't)

"i don't know, i just- feel like i don't really fit in with everyone. they all have these cool powers, and i'm just.. me." he laughed dryly, face devoid of his usual happiness as he stared at the ceiling. "sometimes, i feel like you could do so much better. but at the same time?" his voice lowered as he rolled onto his side, staring into your eyes. "i want to keep you to myself. i really, really don't want to lose you."

you were glad he finally opened up to you, but your heart ached at the way he thought of himself. how could he not see how highly everyone thought of him, especially you?

"just you? leo, you're the coolest person i know. you're so, so smart, you can fix just about anything, you're funny, you're kind, you can cook; what's not to love?" you smiled softly. you could go on and on about this man. for him to think that he was the lucky one? it was quite the opposite.

"and you don't have to worry," you whispered, cuddling closer to him and pressing a soft kiss to his cheek. "i'll always be with you."

[kaedesjournal]

so i made this post several months ago and almost immediately i got stuck on the idea of twins who share my maladapted ideas about sisterhood and within a couple days id fleshed them out into fully realised characters and they distracted me from actually writing Sarah for a good while. and while i do want to write a proper story about them some day, it'd be after i finish sarah. so in the meantime i can at least talk about them!

[made with this] (information under the cut bc i dont wanna take up all your screen real estate)

so these are the twins! the one on the left is the older sister Mary, and on the right is the younger sister Clair. in-universe they go to the same college as sarah's brother alec, though how much that will come up (if at all) is up in the air. theyre a couple of friendly, sporty stem majors (specifically, clair studies astrophysics and mary studies engineering). theyre identical twins, but mary has a scar under her eye from an accident when they were children, and she also straightens her hair and does more with makeup, so its easy to tell them apart unless theyve just showered, though still possible.

as is to be expected from me, their relationship turned sexual pretty early and remains so to this day, despite some Problems it caused in their middle school days. theyre codependent and have a tendency to ignore each others faults. you could probably count on one hand the number of nights theyve slept in different beds.

but their relationship is *not* romantic. its just sisterly. neither of them is opposed to the other having a romantic relationship with someone else, but the problem that arises is when theyve tried dating, it always gets to a point of 'you spend too much time with your sister' and then they break it off, because fuck you thats my sister. theyve both kind of given up on romance, especially clair. mary enjoys having casual flings with people she meets on campus, but she makes sure to go back to her own dorm to sleep. neither of them really see a problem with fucking other people bc sex has never really been correlated with romance or anything for them. thats just something you do together and its fun.

personality-wise, mary's very outgoing and forms emotional bonds quickly. she values her friendships and doesnt have a lot that bothers her, but things that *do* bother her can send her off the handle pretty easily. clair meanwhile is basically only interested in her sister, but she maintains friendships with most of mary's friends just because she's always around. she plays it off pretty well, but their actual bonds are barely skin-deep. clair annoys easily, but she doesn't care enough about most of her friends to actually do anything about it. they both see these as charm points in the other. its admirable that mary 'wears her heart on her sleeve' and that clair 'is so calm and composed.'

the girls mother is out of the picture, but their dad is nice and they like him so they chose a college nearby so they could visit on weekends and breaks. the family's originally from the south but they moved west in middle school, so their dad still has the accent. the two of them picked up the local accent to fit in at school better, but they slip back into the southern one when theyre tired or alone together.

i might import some bsky lore or other picrews later but im so fuckin tired girls its time to get ready for Bed

[angelliicc]

xo, call me

“so if its feeling right

why should we say goodbye?”

masterlist

a/n hi guysss!! im back bc i finished my exams this week. im deadass tired and trying to not fall asleep. anyways enjoy

warnings not proofread, mentions of ex bf

| the final bell rang in bio, making your way to math class. you usually stayed on the 3rd floor, waiting for all the chaos on the staircases to die down. you wore a black sweatshirt, jeans, along with your black converse. you hair was half-up half-down with a red bow. as you were walking to math, your ex found you in the hallway. he had always been very clingy, never understanding.

“hey there pretty girl.” he said to you as he followed you down to the first floor. you got icked out immediately.

“leave me alone please.” you told him, attempting to walk faster.

“not when you look this beautiful.” he said, as he grabbed your arm to make you stay close to him.

“dont touch me!” you said in a stern tone, immediately making sure he released your arm. thankfully by your surprise, a girl was watching the whole time.

she had auburn hair that was up half-up half-down and went above her shoulders, green eyes, and freckles. she wore a hoodie with green parachute pants.

the way she saw the situation, she was immediately worried, so she decided to step in.

“the fuck you think you’re doing?” she said to the guy.

“talking to the prettiest girl i know.” he replied, looking straight into your eyes.

she wrapped her arm around your neck and shoulder. “a girl thats taken.”

you looked at her, “wait wh-?”

she gave you a look, basically telling you to shut up in a nice way. then it clicked.

“what your mouth next time you’re around her, or ill kick your ass. got it?” she repeated defensively.

the guy wasn’t scared, but annoyed. he left in defeat, a scoff leaving his mouth as he rolled his eyes.

“hope you didn’t mind. i didn’t like the way he talked to you. im ellie.” ellie said.

“no, thank you. i really appreciate it.” you told her.

on the outside, you looked fine. but on the inside, you we’re freaking out. not because of fear, but because of how brave she was. she did that, for you. for your safety. you blushed at the thought of her defending you again.

“how do you know him? seems like a bitch.” she asked, as you both walked down in the hallway.

“ex-boyfriend, sadly.” you replied. “but once again, i really thank you for helping me out there. do you mind if i get your number?” you didn’t think twice as the words left your lips.

“oh no, not at all.” she said as she handed you her phone to put your number in. “thanks”

“see you again sometime?” you asked nervously.

“yeah, see ya.”

your brain was still trying to comprehend and process what the fuck just happened, as everything happened so fast.

a few hours later the school day ended. you decided to text ellie.

r: “hii”

e: “heyy, how ru?”

r: “im good wbu?”

e: “tired”

r: “same.”

e: “dyk if you have any classes with me?”

r: “no not really, whats your schedule?”

ellie then sent a photo of each block that she had, 1-7.

r: “we have math and history together”

e: “i can finally have someone to talk to, lol”

r: “sameee”

e: “hey about earlier, sorry if i pushed a boundary i didn’t know about. i just didn’t like the way he talked to you, it just made my blood boil. if you don’t wanna talk to me anymore, i completely understand. i wont take it personal.”

r: “nonono, i really liked it that you stuck up for me. no ones ever done that for me before. and i do want to keep talking to you. you seem like a really cool person.”

e: “thank you, thats one of the best compliments ive received.”

r: “im gonna head to bed, but ill see you tomorrow! good night”

e: “night 💫”

as you put your phone away, it was hard to fall asleep. all you did was think about her. she was on your mind for that entire night. because what you both had, felt right.

weeks went by, and you guys became an incredible duo. you both were always together. you knew what made each other smile, happy, laugh, cry, become sad, and so much more.

finally, it was hoco week. you already knew what to wear, since the theme was ocean. as you got to school, ellie asked you the question that every student asked their peers. “are you going to homecoming?”

“yeah, i really wanna go. i already have my outfit. i dont have a date, but its fine.” you told her.

the bell rang, signaling for students to get to their first class. “ive got dance, ill see you later tho.” you told her

“peace, i got bio-med.” she replied.

block 1 officially ended, giving students a 15 minute passing period. you sat outside, waiting for ellie. “wheres this girl?” you thought. suddenly, a crowd began to form. you turned around and saw ellie standing infront of you, with a poster and flowers. everyone had their phones out, recording your answer and reaction.

your face lit up in shock, with you hands covering your face. will you be my supermodel for the weekend @ hoco? the poster said. “she remembered my fav artist, sza. and my fav flowers.” you thought. “yes!!” you said as you ran up to hug her.

“im not done.” she told you in your ears as you gave her a hug. “will you be my girlfriend?”

this moment couldn’t be real. it was all a dream. you were on cloud 9. you wanted someone to pinch you. “of course i will.” you replied as you gave her a kiss on her lips.

i’ve been everywhere, seen everyone

but what we got feels right.

[lightning-wyvern]

i am a trans man and i have a carnal need for urahara do something about that please i dont give a fuck what you write, it could be monster sex i dont even care bro

i really wanna monster sex bcs same boo same (even down to the trans man part im a trans man and he drives me just absolutely positively rabid)

~ kitty cat

alpha(?)!kisuke urahara x werecat!male reader / fluff, smut in pt.2 content werecat!reader, werecats can shift into CAT cats [ wc ] 1422 (ps: read this!) please reblog fanfictions when you read one you like! likes do not help writers' algorithms!

kisuke urahara was a simple man... in legal terms.

he had never been to jail, had never been to prison, hell- he'd never even gotten a parking ticket, let alone a speeding ticket.

but when he met you, that all changed.

when yoruichi, urahara's dearest childhood friend (and also werecat), brought home the scruffy black stray, kisuke was immediately infatuated. he had another werecat, ichigo, who he was very close to, and ichigo immediately took a liking to you, which wasn't common (orange cats are very odd creatures.).

there was one part of the ordeal that kisuke was very fond of: yoruichi quickly began to think of you as a brother. she even shared her milk with you whenever kisuke gave it to her... that was the oddest part about the whole situation: she refused to share her milk with even ichigo.

now, werecats used to be a predominantly wild species. when humans discovered the cat-human hybrids, certain people (who yoruichi thought shouldn't be called humans) quickly realized they could manipulate the species' genes for a very specific use: sex.

the modifications eliminated many issues: romantic barriers between human partners, sexual lines that could be crossed between partners, and most notably (because most werecats seemed to be male), the ancient-standing issue of tension between hetero and homosexual individuals.

soon after their discovery, a system spawned that was very similar to what social media called the cat distribution system. a similar "system" cropped up in which encounters with werecats commonly ended in either a fuck or in most cases, someone bringing home a cute new friend.

additionally, most werecats tended to like being called things like "kitten," "good kitty," "pretty kitty," and similar affectionate little pet names. most werecats also either couldn't speak very well, or they simply chose not to- so there was usually very little communication involved with them.

kisuke learned very quickly, however, that this was not the case with all werecats- yoruichi and ichigo were rare cases, yes, but looking back on early memories with you, kisuke quickly formed a theory that sentient werecats gravitated towards handsome, perverted candy shop owners.

was it the candy? ichigo liked candy.

was it the milk? yoruichi liked milk.

or... was it the handsome, perverted candy shop owners themselves?

kisuke urahara was very fond of that idea... he had always liked cats, and cats had always seemed to like him.

~+~

kisuke groaned and rolled over onto his back on his futon, slowly opening his tired, storm-grey eyes. he yawned loudly, stretching his arms up int the air and making grabby hands for the ceiling. he heard a very slight sound of fur shifting against fabric, and his eyes immediately looked to the right, towards the sound.

"oh, hello yoruichi!" said kisuke, grinning. he sat up and threaded a hand into his messy blonde hair and ruffled it, yawning again.

"you're ridiculous." said a falsely deep voice next to the futon. kisuke grinned like a teenage dumbass, reaching over and ruffling the fur on the sleek, black british short-haired cat's head. she growled warningly, but of course kisuke didn't listen, and if you asked about this moment later on, yoruichi would say she probably should have scratched his eyes out.

yoruichi hissed, growling from deep in the back of her throat as she reached up and pawed aggressively at his hand. she backed up, her puffed up tail swishing violently back and forth and slamming sporadically against the wooden floor. she shook herself in a quarrelsome manner and hissed again, turning and burrowing under the waist opening of a black kimono, poking her head out of the top.

"stuff it, old man." she spat, shifting into her werecat form.

"no you stuff it, kitty." he playfully spat back, fake-flinching and chuckling when she hissed again and projectile-chucked a pillow at him violently.

"why've you woken me up, hm?" kisuke asks as he stands up and reaches for his striped green and white hat. he stretched again, slipping into a matching green and white-striped shawl-thing (hada doesn't know what theyre called heh), looking over at yoruichi expectantly, his eyebrows raised and his signature stupid grin starting to sneak onto his face.

yoruichi groaned, flopping backward onto the futon dramatically.

"ugh fine, i'll tell you," she says, "i found a stray werecat and i may or may not have brought him home."

kisuke grins, getting visibly excited at the idea of meeting another were.

"oh?" he asks, "where is he? i don't see him~"

"he's hiding somewhere in here but he's here."

"you should go get him! tell him i promise i won't bite~"

yoruichi rolls her eyes, getting up and stretching like a cat and starting lazily toward the door.

"i dunno if he's sentient but ok."

she did, however, go and fetch the new fluffball- you. she had to pick you and carry you, you were that shy. when she brought you into the room with kisuke, you fluffed up and hissed, scrambling onto yoruichi's shoulders and growling defensively.

"you didn't tell him, did you~" kisuke said in fake drama, rolling his eyes. but he didn't bother to smother the grin that accompanied the eye roll. he approached slowly, slipping out of his loud-ass japapese clogs in the process so as to attempt to make himself sound less like a threat. he relaxed the muscles in his right arm and hand, reaching his hand up to let the cat have a sniff.

(reader pov)

you hissed quietly, but still carefully extended your neck nonetheless. you risked a cautious sniff, recoiling defensively. you looked up and stared at the blonde man with calculating, clearly intelligent eyes for more than one moment, eventually shifting all four tiny little paws onto one shoulder of the cocoa-colored woman who had rescued you, carefully leaning out and touching your nose to the man's fingers, finally getting an good scent.

no threat... not now, at least.

you looked up at him again and made a short, quiet trilling sound. it was something similar to the noise house cats make when an idiot human wakes them up from a sun nap, and it made the man smile. you stared at him for a few seconds, thinking. then you poised for a pounce, jumping the one or two-foot distance between the man and the woman. you landed on the man's shoulder and butted your head against his temple, then sneezed and sniffed at his hat.

the man smiled again, reaching up and making a gentle, cautious attempt to scratch behind your ear. you butted your head into his fingertips and his smile turned into a joyous grin, and he started to scratch at that one spot, eliciting a completely unwarranted purr from the back of your throat. the man chuckled, gently cupping your small, feline head in his hand and rubbing your face, neck and ear in soothing motions.

your heart slowed down a bit and the purr you were producing got deeper, indicating to the man that you were becoming more comfortable with him. you reached around with your face and licked the palm of his hand, then hopped down onto the floor and burrowed under a blanket on a futon you had seen earlier, then quickly shifted into your werecat form, wrapping the blanket around yourself. you turned and looked curiously at him, tilting your head to the side, having decided to chance at asking him a question.

"what's your name?" you asked cautiously, your voice so quiet it was nearly a whisper.

(urahara pov)

kisuke smiled, walking over and sitting down next on the futon next to you. "i'm urahara kisuke." he introduced himself, making sure to keep his voice calm and quiet so as to refrain from startling you.

you looked at him and he looked back at you, a soft, gentle smile on his face as he watched you closely, waiting for you to respond. after a moment of thought, you carefully scoot closer to him, shifting onto your calves before giving a cautious, playful bat at his hand. he smiled- and all of a sudden the action seemed to be infectious, and you fell ill with it. a small smile inched its way into existence, slithering in small bits onto your face and making his heart soar for some reason.

interesting... he thought, he likes to play. ichigo and yoruichi just seem to want to be left alone, but this one is coming out of its shell... the thought made him smile again, and your smile widened into a grin.

fell victim to writers block but had to post and so theres gna b a pt.2~

© uraharasfavoriteexperiment.

[hisaame]

OK kinda a specific request but like- could you do a Scara x fem!reader or gn!reader where he’s like overworking himself due to his studies(probably bc of his mommy issues sjsjks) and reader is like comforting and convincing him to go to sleep w her/them since it was late? Modern au ofc. And basically Scaramouche is being all stingy about it like “no I’m fine” and stuff but eventually goes to bed because of readers sweet words haha

Of m y god this ones adorablw i love soft scara THANK UU!!

╰⪼ “fine, for you." ♡

╰ — scaramoucheˊˊ」

╎『modern au!ˎˎ

[fluff] — 『warnings: workaholic scara, soft scara again (i swear these arent real warnings), cursing, scara mommy issues, readers pronouns arent used, but feminine body type』

It has already been a long week for you and Scaramouche, school was a pain in the ass, as well was studying. You would usually be studying at the schools library with friends, or mainly with your boyfriend, Scaramouche. But even with you being done with everything, he continued studying, alone.

It was late at night, around one in the morning, you had just finished some chores since you didn't have much to do, and you weren't tired then. But now you were, all the chores you did worn you out. You thought your lover jad already gone to sleep or is possibly waiting for you, but once you entered your twos' bedroom with a tired yawn, you saw Scaramouche still at the desk, focused.

'he's still studying?..' you thought to yourself, slowly walking over to your lover who seemed too focused to even notice your there. But with a gentle pat on his shoulder, he flinched slightly, then turned to look at you with tired eyes. "[yn]? Why aren't you in bed?" he asked, rubbing his eyes as his other hand still held a pen between his slender fingers.

"Shouldn't i be asking you the same thing?" you replied with a raised eyebrow, looking at Scaramouches own eyes that seemed to already have eyebags under them, his eyelids drooping as he forced himself to stay awake. "shit," he mumbled "you go, ill join you later. I have to finish this shit." with a groan, he turned back to studying, his eyes trying to soak in every word he reads from the book, and writing the more important things down.

You sighed, a bit frustrated now. "Scaramouche, please, finish it tomorrow, you look like you're barely awake." you pat his head, running your fingers through his dark indigo locks. You just loved him too much to let him overwork himself like this, he needs to be getting enough sleep. "Cant you fucking see i cant? This is important, alright? Do you think i wanna fucking do this either?" he groaned, frustrated with how long he's studied, and barely able to focus with his sleepiness. But seeing how he was a bit too mean to you, he mumbled "... Shit, im sorry. Love, please just go to bed, im fine."

he rubbed his eyes yet again as you replied "not without you. If im going to sleep right now, ill make sure you're right beside me.", you crossed your arms below your chest, glaring at your boyfriend. Why must you be so persistent? He cant even get his studies done with you like this. "I told you im fine, plus ill be in bed soon anyway." he put his hand on your hip, still reading over the words he's trying to memorize. His hand caressed your hip, then went around your thighs to pull you close. "There will be no later, come on." you groaned, too worried about your overworked lover.

"mmh, so soft..." the male mumbled, pressing his head against your stomach, to where he could reach since he was sitting down and you were standing up. He used your stomach as a head rest while reading. His hand still caressed your plush thighs. "Yeah? U can hug me all you want when we're in bed." you smirked, seeing how this was actually working. He narrowed his eyes, very tempted. After all, he could just finish this tomorrow, right? No big deal? Tomorrow he promises himself to study with you.

"fucking fine... Lets go. You better keep your word." he finally gave up, standing up lazily as the both of you walked to bed. He quite literally threw himself on the bed while you followed by doing it the.. safer way. He groaned as soon as he stretched his back, cramped from being in the same position. Now he gets his reward. You.

He lazily wrapped his arms around you, nuzzling his face into your neck, all while you held him in your arms. You did scold him a little for overworking himself, to which he only giggled and said "oops".

And he fell asleep almost immediately...

♡

[nyxi-pixie]

I am always ashamed of bringing up men to you, you deserve only the best and most toxic yuri.

That being said, WHY DID NOBODY ASK FOR SKK?!?!? OR SSKK??!?!

I always wanna hear more about your thoughts on literally everyone and everything, please please, at least Chuuya or Dazai? 🥺

cackling i cant judge too harshly given my skk addiction. in a kinder world i would just be yuribrained but those two are just too catered to my tastes😔😔😔

and i SUPPOSE since you asked nicely. ill do skk but im too tired of looking at longposts so. no one open this except prime haters bc asking me abt skk and notps is just not going to go well.

okay now we are alone😍😍😍

CHUUYA!

favourite thing about them: i think ive made a post abt chuuya self contradictions before but !!! so fascinating. obsessed w him forever. yes be a million things at once that outright oppose eo 💞💞💞

least favourite thing about them: i genuinely cant think of anything😭😭 like even stuff thats like boyyy thats fucked upp it doesnt even make me sad about him like picture me hand against my window staring out like that sickos comic. YES... HAHAHA YES!!!

favourite line: i really like the 'obviously im never gonna give in. i can keep this up forever. but for what purpose?' in stormbringer while hes being tortured. it really encapsulates what asgr talks abt in the afterword about chuuya being an inexhaustible spring. like this is the closest he gets to breaking and its with this blind assurance that he CAN take anything that is done to him, and he only needs to find a reason why thats worth it. which he then does ofc!!! idk theres so many chuuya lines i lovelovelove but that one is just! i dont see anyone talk abt it but it feels Important to me

brOTP: kouyou chuuya are always gonna be dear to me but ive also been on a bit of an albachuu kick recently. so both of those‼‼‼

OTP: skk obviously

nOTP: i have many that i dislike just bc theyre boring to me personally. biting into sandwich and the only filling is bread like okay girl. im not usually a crazed only-er about what i ship but literally most of the dynamics skk have with other characters arent interesting to me in a 'they fuck about it' capacity. but im boring abt mlm shipping i need canon to give it to me on a silver platter otherwise im just not interested. i also find most shippers annoying but i find skkers annoying too so i guess that doesnt say much.

random headcanon: vastly overestimated his alcohol tolerance the first time he went drinking w the pm. not just out of his usual arrogance nono i think he just thought bc he could swing back 8 cups no problem with the sheep, it would go the same elsewhere. only the sheep were always trying to stretch it bc theres tons of them and they have to at least pretend theyre being careful w how often they stole it. and he was basically drinking alcohol flavoured soda. which is very different to a 10-15% bottle of dry wine.

unpopular opinion: i dont want him to leave the pm lawl. i know people talk abt the beast afterword mentioning ada skk and im sure there could be an interesting story there but chuuya would need a REASON to leave the pm. its not like. bad for him the way a lot of people write it to be - or it hasnt been since post stormbringer. not an ideal situation for anyone but like. hes not got an ideal life. like hey the built weapon who spent his formative years hammering it into his bones that he needs to be useful for his existence to be justified is never going to be satisfied with a 'good' life. even if the pm WAS bad for him the way it was for dazai, hes a hell of a lot more loyal to it conceptually than dazai was, so he'd still need an Event to lead him to leaving. anyway. i know lots of people just dont like seeing the pm as anything but a horrid environment causing their blorbo to have a terrible awful time but yk😭😭 thats just not whats going on

song i associate with them: leash on my neck by susannah joffe occasionally makes me think of chuuya//the sheep if im in a particularly insane mood. youve gotta be willing to bend it conceptually but trust it works

favourite picture of them: any version of bugchuu. fifteen bugskk are so important

DAZAI!

favourite thing about them: hes soooo tied to the people he loves. and this would be easy to say about a lot of characters in bsd but dazai is unique in that hes soooo present in canon but only ever as an extension of the people he loves. like a story can have him be as main a character as it likes but the movement of his plot is reliant on other people always!!!

least favourite thing about them: LEAVE THE CAFE WOMAN BEEEEEEE I BEGGGGGG😭😭😭 he actually hasnt said anything annoying abt women in a while bc he only does that to be a cunt when hes bored i think but come on girl

favourite line: kind of obsessed with his endless 'you know i would do this that and the other' and 'i know your breathing pattern your heart rate the decibels of your moans when u cum' etc type lines that he spits out rapid fire in both the first skk reunion and then the lovecraft fight. hes such a loser.

brOTP: said this on the atsushi post already but dazatsu is sooo dear to me. alsoooo bc ive been thinking abt it recently, i am kind of fond of dazai and kouyous dynamic. idk theres such a quiet little history communicated in the bits they have tgthr while shes being held hostage by the ada.

OTP: skk. again! nothing to say!

nOTP: every day i grit my teeth when i see a fy0zai take. also i have several different versions of kn/dz tags blocked LMAOOOO. enjoyers of the latter soooo often state their hatred for skk and then hc the kn/dz dynamic to be things that skk is already doing that kn/dz just isnt like in canon. and im not huuugely invested in their dynamic regardless but as w all of bsd i am exposed to shippers making the absolute worst of posts so it goes from smthn id just find boring to something im an active hater for. 2023 made me a sg/dz hater as well but i barely see posts abt that now so im safe. i just get bored of fandom bicycling i think. which is an issue bc bsd has a major disease about it w dazai😭😭😭

random headcanon: for a guy w basically zero possessions, hes horridly sentimental. the lupin matchbox, keeping his mafia phone, etc. so i think he has a little box of keepsakes that is shoved in a corner gathering dust and a lot of it he meant to burn the same night he did moris coat but he didnt and he still has them. just random bits and pieces of a life he should have been content to leave behind, but never really could.

unpopular opinion: i dont give a fuck about redemption arguments or 'he was too awful to turn good'. literally are you 8 yrs old. the change is possible and no one is irredeemable and morality is ambiguous manga is literally nawtttt for you. also he's always been saving his friends brained. oda just directed him to do that elsewhere. be on the side that saves people so he can do it more easily but he was very much already saving people. like. thats not new for him it was just much more concentrated. lots to be said about bsd maintaining character traits that manifest differently depending on circumstance and will. every part of a person can look good or bad depending on how it is executed etcetc. loyalty is valuable until its to the wrong people, manipulation is despicable until it saves people. etcetc.

song i associate with them: no thoughts on this actually. sorry dazai u infect my brain at all times ur not allowed into my music too!!!

favourite picture of them: listen. its. hes got a disease and hes imparted it onto me.

[gothushi]

hiiiii <3 i just saw ur recent posts about daddy/mommy kink stuff, and ive been having sooooo much mommy brainrot lately, i can’t remember everyone you’ve written mommy stuff for, but im wondering which of the boys specifically you think would be into that?

simon and luke for sure, i feel it might take Seb a while to open up to it but he’d be soooo precious like Simon all submissive and desperate calling u mommy. n i feel father Anthony could get into it in like a worshipping kind of way? im not sure about rob though i feel like it’s maybe not his vibe… but dare i say charlie 🫣🫣🫣again it would take ages to coax it out of him but submissive charlie makes me so insane :33

okay gna see if i can remember the rambles with myself earlier

ur so right first of all simon luke and seb are definitely ones very easily into mommy kink. i mean thats pretty obvious (also i remembered i said id be posting in pink txt now lmakdndn) for simon and luke they both lean more submissive for similar reasons. however seb on the other hand is split right down the middle 50/50 dom and sub. no im not taking arguments. so they all love mommy kink.

each of them love it for the same reasons, they need to let go and trust someone else fully to give over control, to just let their mind go. we know simon needs someone to coddle him. luke wants someone to be firm and not rly care what he wants (lovingly) bc of what they want. plus he needs coddling. seb … seb needs collading. and needs someone to keep him in his place when hes being a bit bratty/acting out ik ive talked abt that b4 u guys got some punishment arrangements for when hes like … off his rocker

father anthony is definitely into it in a worshipping way. i think he cld possibly be a domineering man but if hes leaning submissive (i havent rly picked out which one i like better yet. if u cant tell i have specific ‘canons’ for the boys when it comes to my writing) hes definitely going to be into worshipping u, praising u, doing everything for u, he wants to pleasure u whether he gets to feel good or not. he thinks ur his angel, literally

the other two … rob and charlie enjoy mommy kink in a primal way, not a submissive way. like, sorry, they wanna put babies in u. rob likes to taunt u while fucking u that hes gna make u a mommy, we all remember n’s post abt how he just casually calls u mama hhhngnfnnfnfn so … yea. charlies the same, he likes playfully threatening that hes gna make u a mommy, get u all stuffed full.

now.. to go a little deeper and ramble. i knoooww i know i wrote a sub charlie fic a while back. i was a bit delusional. im soruehbfr i just rly like dominant rough sweet charlie BUT …. i can help u indulge in sub charlie since he makes u happy. i dont necessarily think hed be like … super whimpery and stuff or anything close to how simon is but .. i do think he’d have his days where hes just so .. so tired, so worn down, so stressed out and just overall needing some care. hed let u help him bathe sometimes and brush his hair back, lotion him w one of ur fave scents .. tuck him into bed after a good meal and he will b so happy .. then i think thats where hed be a bit more submissive, nuzzling into u, softly asking u to make him feel good. whatever u end up doing, hed be a bit huffy, mostly heavy pants and higher pitched mutters. ud probs get a couple whimpers outta him, low moans. hell thank u, lazily watch as u clean him up, kiss his forehead nd then stroke over his forehead so he falls asleep

but overall most of the boys can enjoy mommy kink, from a dominant or submissive headspace

ps lmk if the pink text is horrible to read and ill keep doing the purple

[sleepi-toasti]

man what

!RANT WARNING!

ay are yall seein this 💀 (edit: it was "ay 9mysterybook6 are you seein this" but i saw she made a post abt this so i edited it)

the staff aren't gonna do you SHIT

9mysterybook6 and lunawolf are correct

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i might make a vid abt my opinion on the whole drama

i don't wanna pull myself into the drama but i do not support rhylie for her actions so im going to point this out

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is rhylie on drugs or smth

or maybe she's just immature

which she is, especially for a fucking twenty-one year old

she puts herself in her stupid universe where she's the hero when she's clearly not.

and then there's all of this stuff. there's more but here's a handful i found

(comparing the drama to the russia and Ukraine war. this is more than immature and beyond unnecessary. and even tho im not gonna be political w this or wtv, i am going to say that this is unacceptable bc that's a serious event that is still going on (i believe) and people have died. and it's a war. that shouldn't be compared to the drama going on which rhylie started anyway)

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also from what i have seen in the rant posts made by 9mysterybook6, rhylie steals art

and also from what i remember, rhylie made all the hate stuff bc 9mysterybook6 put a picture of rhylie's oc on a picture of lila rossi and it made rhylie mad or smth

this is the post where 9mysterybook6 did that

like wtf rhylie

that post was to support promni after she had deleted her account

because of you.

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then there's the "leader of gacha community" thing

there's too many instances to screenshot and post, but there is no leader of gacha community - you're just a part of it, and you'll be liked as long as you don't do something like h3@t or hating on another person

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there was also the thing where rhylie had tried to date people

and the time she called herself "cupid of gacha h3@t"

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT "GACHA H3@T" IS GACHA P–RN?!?!

"CUPID OF GACHA H3@T" IS THE WORST THING YOU COULD CALL YOURSELF AND YOU'RE TELLING US TO SUPPORT YOU?!

then you say "you don't support it"

same thing when sm1 called you Bella the wolf or smth

you go on to say that you don't support her

yeah bella's an animal abuser but what you are a creep

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and then there's the fact that you called 9mysterybook6 a creep, and a recent rant post made by 9mysterybook6 said you called she a groomer

(look at the bottom if you don't see it)

if i remember, you've called promni that before

so that just shows that you are really childish

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i'll continue this rant on a video i might create soon and upload soon as well.

i dont wish to be pulled into the drama and get hated on by rhylie, but i do not support rhylie and i now feel like i need to point out rhylie's insufferable foolishness

plus im tired of seeing the way 9mysterybook6 gets treated when she rightfully calls rhylie out

here's her url if you wanna go off or wtv (idk if you should tho bc she might bitch abt you too) (also this might change bc she changes her url every now and then): https://www.tumblr.com/spreadsupportaboutrhyliecaterfly (note: her url may say so but DON'T SPREAD SUPPORT SPREAD SOME AWARENESS GOLLY 😭😭😭)

[count-albert-bleckula]

a year or two ago i decided to write down my rambly thoughts as i listened to the entire spm soundtrack so here is a long LONG ramble of discussing the music and just in general moments of the game i think about ... again this is extremely long like merlumina yapping type bc i LOVE to yap so there's a loooot of thoughts here so i hope you like reading n grab some popcorn or something lol ... i have them in photo form but it's extremely hard to read so i copy pasted them into pure text form with minimal editing hope it's at least decipherable enough

PROLOGUE -

todays story - awww the nostalgia.. <3

the wedding begins - i love how the intro starts how it's like WHAT THE TIECK ID HAPPENING BOWSER SND PEACH ARE GETTING MARRIED? good hook for a game I story really gets you interested YEAH BOWSER WOO YOURE. THE BEST CONGRATS MANWHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING

wedding waltz- i want this theme played at my wedding if my fiancé is also a stupid nerd like me lmao actually kinda makes me wanna dance a little ... do you bowser take peach to be your lawfully wedded wife ARE YOU KIDDING ME?THE ANSWERS YEESSSSS

BIRTH OF THE CHAOS HEART AAAAAT 1.OVT. YHE OMONIOIS SOUNDS IN THE BG ??? BANGER AAAUUUEGITI IM FLAPPING MY HANDS AND SCREAMING THE WEDDING BELLS WILL SOUND THE CHAOS JEART WILL POUND NOW EMBRACE ALL YOUVE LOST'THAT CAN NEVER BE TOUBD RIP A HOLE IN THE FAVEIC OF RELAITUS DESIGH CASTASIDE WILAT CAN ENVER BE MINE actually one of my favourite bleck themes it sounds SO GOOD BLEM HEH HER HEH HEH ! BLECK !!!

champion of destruction - FUCKING DEPRESSION it sounds so good i love it so much. ( aaaaaa curning up the volume i can hear even more sounds and it's SO FUCKING GOOD ... im gonma cry bleck is my favourite villain of all time actually it

super paper mario PAPER MARIO: EMOTIONAL WITIPLASTI!!! i love how you have chis super bizarre intro and then BAM SUPER PAPER MARIO'!! for real cho it sounds so good this whole ost is so good it's actually my favourite ost ever and that is saying soemthing be bw ost. ah it's so funny when you do something like saving no to saving the world in the prologue and then BOP YOU FO BACK TO THE TOTLE SCREEN AND GO TIROUGI1 THE EBTIRE PROLOGUE AGAIN LMAOOO i love this game let's you do the silly stuff but in turn you do have to pay the price for it but it's more than worth it Imao i love chis game i wanna hold it and give it a warm hug

mario bros house chis theme is good i don't really have a whole lor to say on it tho ... oh nooooo she's been captured ... what do we do mario well you can bug off "DIES' i love how i just think of that clip from one of my silly lps videos sometimes ... she was captured by .. that bad guy we always fight mario !! i cant mmencher his name tho !!

evil king bowser here nice theme broski it makes me feel evil bur kinda silly just like that bad guy we're under attack haha you guys are finny under attack HEY WHO ARE THOSE TWO HAIRY DUDES IN THE BACK ? WE SHAVE AROUD HERE MINIONS !!

the evil count heck- im gonna explode WAAAAAAAA ill tell rou who docsn't even make a litele bit of sense .. count bleck ! enough ! release the princess now!

flipside - good cheme but sometimes i get a limitle tired of it but pretty much when im lost looking around flipside flipside coudove been a better ... home world? like toad town in paper mario 64 was better bur flipside and flopside still have their own charm and i like it and i looove how every citizen has their own backstory and everything in chis game has its own backstory god there's so much LORE in this game ) i love spm i really do and i don't think that'll ever change ... man kind of a shame we never gor to sce merlon again be of the stupid rule ... sadness im sad saddy mesadsad

got a pure heart it's a nice little jingle i like it a lot a YOU GOT A PURE HEAKT same for activating the pure heart a

and then .. and then ... - sort of a funny track i can't help but think of when chapter 6 ends and this theme plays and it's like 'the destruction of the world was a great and sad calamity' LMA0000000 i fucking LOVE the emotional whiplash in this game

CHAPTER 1 -

chapter introduction :)

lineland intro and lineland- i love chis remix of the original rI levels; it sounds so good and i just ??? aaa idk what to say ... bop really all these tracks are bops ??? like there's only one that sometimes gets on my nerves but that's be of the poor level design not necessarily the fault of the actual track itself but we'll get there in a heartbeat (chapter 7 you know the one)

underground room- also cool remix of the underground theme:) (skipping jingles be they're too short but all jingles are good)

an unrivaled battle - loooove the remix of the star power up too im just gonna be repeating myself this whole thing Imao maaaan imagine if during that one level in chapter 3 you really did have an epic showdown between mega you and the mega koopa lol

mount lineland- not as good as lineland road but i do come to think of mount lineland more than lineland road itself tho for some reason? hm it might be be lineland road is kinda short it's pretty much for exploring around and getting the flip ability from bestovius yold town is cool i wish there were more towns and more life in general in the other chapters like .., chapter 4 could've REALILY benefited from a space sociery there ... yeah kinda weird how yold town is really the only town in the game if you don't count flipside and fopside... if you go to the yold ruins watch out for the grit in your grunders

strange company - maaaan the pixls were so underutilised... i feel so bad for them .. they're basically just tools they're not even really characters .. and im not sure how many people consider them partners? the track itself is kinda weird sounding but i reallv like it GIRTH CHECK COMING UP

ochunks warrior - RAINING ON YE LIKE A TINDER STIRM O CIIUNKS I CAME FOR WAR LITTLE MEN GETTHROWN AROUND GET GROUND POUNDED YER GOING DOWN HEY HEY HEY HEY HEYHEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY ILY ILY HEY HEY HEY HEY AAAAAWWWW YEAAAAAA GOOD ASS THEME YOO0000 HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HRY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY MARIA EH>TIS A BIT OF AN ODD NAME BUT YE CAN BET YER BEBBY ILL REMEMBER TILAT! CIUNKS AWAY!

ready go - boppy i always confuse the track name for trucking GO tho HEY HEY HEY HEY H TRY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY-HEY-HEY man poor ochunks he's so underrated but vet he's still at the bottom of my favourite bleck crew .. sorry man you're great and all but idk HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY hey looks like a weird word now

yold ruins is kind of a forgettable track tbh as well as place? merlumina is in there but that's about all that feels significant about it ..

frack tail appears - i like the roboticy touch , the whole game has like a digital like feel to it which is pretty neat considering the paper mario aesthetic and like technology and the internet and stuff was really developing at this time i think like it's so interesting to think about

one shot was one shot here what ... ok cool theme tho i associate it with mimi tho

franktail battle- i was really dumb when i first did this battle i coudint figure out how to get on his back lol i was struggling to figure out what to do for like 15 minutes lol and tippi was like what if we got on it's back' and im like IDK WIIAT THAT MEANS god im so stupid sometimes lol

soft light hurts me be it sounds nice and it is and then chapter 7 ...

count blecks plan - YESSSS always the part i looked forward to. count block has like 12 related themes lol iloooove the villains so muuuuuch <333

in the darkness - so cool walking around the castle and getting a peek as peach and luigi i especially love when peach gets teleported away and if you paid close attention you could tell it was dimentio's teleport bc his teleport is unique and it's like AAAAA and then the part as luigi lmao. we heard you were the defender of the helpless! oh man i gotta protect my fans! (this guys useless) JOHNSON! I AM YOUR CAPTAIN! GIVE ME 20 PUSH UPS ROGIT NOW ! GARY NO I FAAAH OH NO MARIO WHERE YOU HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA man i can't believe they fucking killed luigi

memory 1 - ...…it's so much more than what words can say ... i feel like id be bastardising it even trying ... mitome sekigawa and baba you guys did so good ...

CHAPTER 2 -

get cooking - kind of cute but like i don't really care tbh

gloam valley -yessss very !' i used to get this track a little confused with lineland sometimes but this one is a real !!! GITTA GET AND DANCE glad the whole chapter isn't the swamp the more i think about it the more i think about how good of a chapter this is it might be the best one? definitely up there yeah that settles it it's my favourite chapter it is very consistently good the whole a levels where sometimes the other ones don't fecl as fun to play through chapter 2 is a blast

outside merlee's mansion - it's so fucking creepy ??? i love it ???? like you could probably get someone to listen to this track who has no idea about this game and they'd think it was from a horror or something definitely would be spooky to listen to on a nighttime stroll oh geez i just got a shiver

merlee's mansion - good theme but i kinda associate it more with mimi than merlee herself but i guess that makes more sense in context of the game i love the remix i heard of this cheme called bad manors it is a good i love how i always fall for the traps just for fun also TBE FUCKING SLAVE LABOURLEVEL LMAOOOO that was a really good part of the game tbis game is bonkers i love it so much NOOOO THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE VASE ! IT COST MILLON RUBEES ! LOOKS LIKE YOIRE GONNA HAVE TO WORK IT OFF !! rubee savings and loan what can i do for you 'i love you' well that's great GET LOST ROGIT NOW I HISVE WORK TO DO

look out for me merlee - ugh fine you bargain hard ill throw in breadward a pixi made of oats and lard man i can't believe breadward isn't real ... 0/10 game no breadward

mimi the copvcat- oHHHH THE MERLEE MANSION THEME literally has mimi's theme in it. that's why ok pretty good theme but the buzzsaw or whatever in the background always makes my ears angry >:C

fight ! foght! AAAAA ITS SO ENERGETIC LOVE ITTTT it's almost like you can hear a crowd screaming FOGHT FIGHT with those uhhh i don't know anything about music BIG PIG CHOW COW evervone knows you're the fake im hot ur not im number number sign

and the question is ... i love the gameshow part it's s so silly A FUCKING GAMESHOW OUT OF NOWHERE IN A BATHROOM I.MA000O i love how merice and mimi are fighting and then THE HOSTJUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND WERE IN A GAMESTOW this game is wild i love it

mimi battle not fair mimi gets 2 battle themes nobody else does (unless you count the ultimate show but i don't not really) it sounds soooo good but im not nice is obviously better … maybe they coudint decide which they liked better so they pur both ? very dancey i listened to this track over and over once while doing my english essay mimi was always annoying to fight tho probably be you can only beat her one way (well unless you use bowser - carric)

happy flower- i don't think this track was actually used ? it's a nice little jingle tho

CHAPTER 3 -

bitlands/ the open plane- it's a little forgettable for me but it is good i like the little mario jingle sprinkled in there yoink there goes tippi ... yknow tippi is never present during the dimentio fights? why i feel like that's an intentional choice but that's definitely suspicious. i think the only time you actually can get a reading on dimentio is when you're in that first mirror room and there's dimentio being an annoyance as you're trying not to fall down the pits but like during the actual fights tippi isn't there to scan him

nostalgic underground - looooove tbis remix of the underground theme definitely got the title name right

bowser battle - good theme and this fight is actually really good in chapter 7 bc it's actually hard even if you luigi it and you've powered up bowser but he isn't on your side at that moment lol but here the fight is ok and i love peach's shocked pikachu face the whole fight Imao

tile pool- love this remis of the original underwater themes... it's SO nice

big blooper appears - really love this one too it feels kinda silly sounding i love the instruments in chis one

A POWERFUL ENEMY EMERGES WO00000000 GID THIS ONE IS SO FUCKING GOOD IT IS SICIT A BOP ITS SO HIGH ENERGY REALLY MAKES ME WANNA GET UP AND DANCE INTENSELY ha i remember hearing this one a bunch be i kept getting my ass beat by mr I lol

dimentio charming magician - I AHTE YOU SO MUCUBARGRGREEGERJRJV i love how in this theme it feels so charming and smug and playful just like dimentio but you can still feel something, ... not right ... like i love how it feels like an act and i'll explain what i mean ina heartbeat with

it's showtime - it still has that playful fun feel to it but it feels more dangerous and like the mask is unveiling itself a little and you can feel that sinister dastardly side creeping out ... we perform strike back at the norm of running right and jumping from the void the circus horns will sing a song of nothing onward we go onward dimentio presto ! man i love this guy i hate him

butterfly collecting - that's what it's called ? hmmm is it ... I never realised? man that's weird every nintendo fan ever's theme: nnnyyyeeeerrrr i can feel my acne multiplying wheneve i hear this theme

fort francis - i bet every weeb ever would love this place it's an interesting castle to explore i love how everyone is like CARRIE YES NOW I CAN BREAK TIE BATTLE SYSTEM EVEN MKRE RIIAN IT ALREADY IS and there's me who forgot carrie existed the whole game Imao

swoon.exe- oh my god this game is so insane .. sooo... how much do vou make ? wait a minute who is picking these responses for me? im not marrying this dweeb!

Francis battle - bit of a bop fighting him was pretty annoying and i know you can ground pound to see his outline but it didn't last long enough for that to have been of any use so it was so annoving how he'd flash his camera and blind me and instantly disappear

memory 2- i love how with each memory more instruments get added as you learn more about the story ... as you learn more about the love life between blumiere and timpani

CHAPTER 4 -

outer space- SQUINGLES !! god this chapter reaaaaalllyyy needed a space society or soemtjing GOD chapter 4-2 and 4-3 are BAAAAD there's NORHING THERE like i had the idea of like .. squirps is the prince of squirptopia and so like what if he's a target what if there were some like raiders or soemtning trying to hunt him down or soemting and we have .. idk .. ANYTHING ugh this chapter is so lacking it's really sad

whoa zone is really cool tho it does indeed make you go 'whoa' when you get there ... this level in particular reeaaaallly goes with that digital theme i was talking about earlier ... man i was like blind with this level probably be of how it looked so i coudint figure it out for a while but i was SO00O EXCOTES RO SEE.

MR L GREEN THUNDER BAYBEEEEE !!!!! i love how slimy this theme feels .. putting aside the fun joke of not knowing who mr I is why did they use this theme when reuinting with luigi you coudlve used that one unused track for luigi's theme. ... like i get the identity is obvious but come on yknow what else is green thunder . KACHICKA !!!!

brobot battle - I LOOOOVE THIS THEME YAAAAA WHOS THAT MAN YOUVSEE WHO GROOMS HIS STACHE SO WELL MAN OF MUSTERY THEY CALL ME MR L SOARING THROUGH THE AIR I MOVE BY LEAPS AND BOYNDS YOUD BETTER BEWARE CAUSE I DONT CLOWN AROUND i looove the smooth piano also the SPACE FIGHT IS COOL AS FUUUUUUUUCK !???!?? this fight ROCKED and the rematch in chapter 6 was not that cool sadly ... hey guy who gets-foiled-by-the-red-guy with the moustache-all-the-time ! ILL FOIL YOUR FACE !!!

fopside- flopside is ok i like that the fainter parts you codujrb hear as well on flipside's part are more prominent here it'd be funny if the residents were mean to you as an opposite to how the flipside residents are but tbh i don't actually know i didn't talk to the residents much ... i think nolrem and his lack of giving a shit is funny also really interesting how he and bleck are the last of the tribe of darkness ...

CHAPTER 5 -

gap of crag - 5-1 is so annoying uuugggghh as vinny vinesauce once said - 'criggly craggily croo- i hate these people' jasperoid only tell you if you say please 5 times 'fuck you' . it was a joyous day seeing the cragnons get erased in the ending too bad their stupid world came back this is definitely the part that starts bogging you down and makes the game not feel as fun anymore the gameplay is kind of tedious and this chapter does not do it any favours and you're just sort of wishing to hurry up and get the game over with be of the poor level design

foro sapien caverns is a cool theme ... still don't like the level much but it is better than 5-1 and 5-2

flint cragley cragtrotter this guy is kind of annoying but it's sort of funny but i feel he should've had more of a presence in this chapter he doesn't show up much and i feel like if he was in it jsit a little more it might not have been quite as tedious

truck GO - epic donkey kong country moment .. the thing in the background slapping the ground makes me think of ghetsis' theme in bw2 and im like 'combine this theme with ghetsis theme' and now ever since i thought that i can't hear this theme without imagining ghetsis smacking his staff against the ground angrily while busting an epic move lol

king croacus iv battle sounds so ????? woa ... had trouble with this fight be nothing seemed to work but i figured it out eventually EVEN AS I WILTI AM I AM BEAUTIFUL !!!

CHAPTER 6-

sammers kingdom - depression when you already know what happens ... it sounds so sad but it's such a bop i love how it's basically just a song consisting of silly sound effects and it sounds so good ? i love the level design even if other people don't .. i always imagined how sammers kingdom looked when i first heard of it but i hadn't seen it ... man...

battle time! - kind of sad when you go through each sammer guy and their intros get shorter and shorter as their world gets closer and closer to destruction from here's my whole life story to 'go to king sammer ! now!

im not nice- THIS THEME IS SO GOOD AUAUAUGGI TI TITTI i love the random boops in the bg ?!??? and champion of destruction shoukd realistically be here but for some reason it isn't in this place on the track lists ... bc THIS is where destruction begins .. and we see a confrontation between tippi and bleck and they begin to rmemeber eachother ...

the void destroys sammers kingdom- getting chills oh my god

world of nothing - the chills just intensified god this theme ... and then when you enter and 'there's .... nothing left' and then you fip into 3d and it hits you. oh my god. this is what will happen to all worlds .. all those sammer guys ... it's like they never existed … and the fading heartbeat monitor to the flatline in the bg representing the pure heart struggling to hold on . and you walk on and on and on and continuously see ... nothing ...

BROBOT L TYPE BAYBEEEEE i can't decide whether i like the first brobot theme better or this one i love them both they're so good, tho the first one does feel a little more like mr I this fight is definitely more lame tho AWWWWWHAT ??? IT SHOOTS MISSILES !!! MISSILES !!!! not cool dimentio ..if i wanted to laugh your face is inspiration enough + then we see a murder on screen <3

memory 3- 'there's no way anyone would accept it!' "then let's search for a world that will accept our love together! i will ask you again... timpani! will you marry me?" '..yes blumiere. i love you , take me away to a world where we can be happy together'

tokens please! - never came across the arcade in my playthrough be i didn't know the arcade was accessible from fipping in the flopside cafe .. ¡ love how when a world fucking ends you can just go gambling ... 'now we can enter the pokemon league ! let's ... go gambling. who gives a flying fuck about pokemon when you can be a millionaire?'

forget me not sorry, this track is forgettable! im not sure when it plays as again i didn't encounter the arcade

mansion patrols 1,2,3 - why are there 3 mansion patrols they all sound the same ... also the intro (SUS AMOGUS SUS SUS)

tilt island -' i like to play my favourite game fortnite and go to the -TiLtEd tOwErS- i don't actually play fortnite i don't know any other places this is my gamer pad im an alpha male gamer'

hammer whacker - i forget pretty much all the arcade tracks i'm sorry i never plaved the arcade aaaaa

mini-game over - why does this game over theme sound so pleasant

CHAPTER 7-

the underwhere is SUUUUCH a BOP ?!??? i love how it makes you feel when vou watch dimentio murder you and you wake up in hell like ?172? YOURE DEEEEEAAAADDD HAVE YOU HEARD RHE BEWS TILAT YOURE DEESAAADD NO ONE EVER IIAD MYCIT NIC TO SAY I TITINK TILY NEVER LIKED YOU ANY WAY OII TAAAAAKE ME FROM TILE IIOSOITAL BELEED WOUDNTIT BE GRABD IT AINT EXACTKY WIIAT YOU OKANNED AND WOUDKNR IT BE GREAT IF WE WERE DESD

the river twigz bed is so creepy oh my god ... i wonder what those warped voices are saying ... i feel like it's mario voicelines that are insanely warped and incomprehensible

road for the lost - people say like huh i don't remember this theme but i got one of merlee's packages so i heard it a lot it sounds kinda like a ringtone

dorguy trivia - fuck dorguy the second the first was pretty funny tho i like him gorguy the thirst

UIDERCIIOMP BATTLE CAN I GET A LITTLL... UNDERCHOMP ???? getting piccolo isn't worth it other strategies are better piccolo is the worst pixl but i do like the little musical touches i like the concept of piccolo here like 'haha orpheus reference '

the overthere - fuck this theme it drives you CRAZY AFTWE HEARING IT SO LONG UHIGHHHHY THE KEVEL DESIGN IN 7-3 IS SO BAD ... you're just climbing ENDLESS CLOUDS and the scenery NEVER CHANGES and it goes on FOREVER. it feels like madness doing this level and it is so bad. 7-4 isn't nearly as bad be at least we have the fight between the nimbis and the creatures of darkness, also with the scene of luvbi and her parents ...

overthere shrine- a little better but you can't hear it until you get the postgame and screw the cop out of luvbi's death that's dumb

boncchill appears - interesting idea not well executed bc ...

bonechill battle- while this is a cool theme no one ever really gets to hear it be haha luigi go brrr (no pun intended lol) and the fight is over in 7 seconds lol i think we know who god REALLY is ... you think luigi is insanely powerful to prove the point of how he's the perfect host for the chaos heart ... i guess so since you don't get to use him for very long he's insanely broken and the most fun to use i love going YAHOO000

memory 4- 'blumiere my son, dont! your ancestors could not handle that book !' "i do not care father! a world without her is empty. a LIFE without her is empty! speak to me dark prognosticus! tell me vour dark will!" 'blumiere no!' "the man you know as blumiere is dead. from now on, there is only count bleck !" 'no ...' "this world's destruction is now! BLEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK !!" ... .... ... oh blumiere ... my darling ... how could you ..

CHAPTER 8-

castle bleck - i love this one so much ... i feel like the graphics weren't finished tho lol but there's some kind of charm to it .. it sounds so sad ... the theme and castle really reflect bleck's depression ... and the ticking clock leting you know you're running out of time ... and tippi upon seeing the castle itself being destroyed realising her lover intends to let himself die along with everything else and ... that moment when luigi fucking dies and tippi is like OH MY GOD NO LUIGI !!! OH MY GOD LUIGI !!!! LUIGIIIIII!!! and marios just like 'we must move on.'GOD AHHAGAAHVSAG

the evil count bleck 2- why does this theme have a nice little ✨sparkle✨ in the beginning ... depression hours getting chrough the castle was SO ANNOYING but getting to this part and everything else is endlessly worth it ... 'answer me , blumiere!' "you know the answer dear timpani ..."

closing batcle - depression </3 wait. oh my fucking god wait, IS THAT INSTRUMENT IJST NOTICED IN THE BAKGRIYHD.FUCKING.TIMPANI ?!??!???! brilliant i also like the uhh window wiper sounds ? or whatever that makes it feel like the castle is breaking

four heroes reunited - i love how triumphant this theme feels ... 'when four heroes reunite, the pure hearts will return and shatter the walls of blight'

destruction of worlds - 'is the end finally here?' "how unfortunate." i fucking love nolrem thank god rhe cragnons are dead oH MY GOD i love how you can hear a tease of the ultimate show in the theme im losing my mind

promise - im dead im not alive oh my god im going to cry 'was evervthing we fought for .. was it all a lie ??' "count bleck has done too much evil.. if i can see you live that is all the peace i need .." 'what are you SAYING ?? you CAN'T give up i will NOT give up !! you promised we'd find happiness together !!! YOU PROMISED !!!' yeah you can't give up count! mastasia cold us where to find you! dimentio pulled a really dirty trick on you and he's gonna PAY but well always be here for you! "my ... my loyal minions ..." the pure hearts ! they've returned ! 'i have to take these to mario !'

the ultimate show - get ready for the most spectacular magic show you'll ever see! this part. it's so good. everything about this game and ost is amazing, i love how this track is a mashup between dimentio's bartle theme, mr ls battle theme, and birth of the chaos heart. it sounds SO FUCKING GOOD !!! too bad the actual fight was kinda lame but in terms of story reasons AUULUIGGGITI HELLJI.K YEEAAAAA "how did i lose with the power of luigi and the chaos heart .." 'well add a footnote to the prophecy about your failure.' "aha ha ha ha... don't think this is over yet ... i still have ... one last surprise in store ... ciao!"

end of the world- 'i chought whoever was controlling the chaos heart if they were dresyroved, the chaos heart would be too ..' "no ... dimentio's left behind a shadow of his power.. it won't last long but it will be just enough to ensure the end of all worlds. there is only one thing we can do ... ... go back in time and play through the entire game again!"

bounding chrough time- this theme is so fucking beautiful it drives to me to tears every time . every . time . 'timpani ... do you still love me?' "of course blumiere." 'then you must come with me. all we need is true love. and that is soemtjing i am lucky enough to possess ... but .. with the chaos heart gone, che pure hearts and those linked to them . they may cease to exist.' you mean you might go away? but i don't want you to go! 'i did not have long for this world anyway. but you timpani .. it pains me to know tbis may cut your game short ... but there is no other way to end this.' "i know blumiere. i know." 'we must go timpani.' "i never had the chance to return your question blumiere, do you still love me as well?" 'of course. i have thought about you every moment since you disappeared... but i have caused you so much suffering ...' "perhaps ... my life would have been more carefree without you that is true ..." 'but i had to be with you timpani. i will never apologise for that.' "i know blumiere. and i love you ..." 'and i love you timpani, hundreds of thousands of years from now, that fact will not have changed.' simply . gorgeous .

proof of existence - it's so beautiful ... tbis whole game is so beautiful ... the hint of bounding through time is still there ... and it's joyous bc blumiere and timpani are finally together again... oh god im actually going to cry help no i said id let myself cry today here they come god it's so beautiful oh my god the composers did so good ... thank you mitome sekigawa and baba... this game is why i will never play a game without its soundtrack ever again i used to turn off the volume because it annoved people and i didn't have headphones but now yeah never ever again will i play a game without the sound on

END -

staff roll - i love how i bawled when i finished the game and ensue demolition lovers here ... and the fucking .. the end screen with blumiere and timpani together ... and they walk down the hill side by side, together for the rest of forever ... it's so beautiful ...

pit of 100 trials - didnt get this either i DID find it after i got luingus but i wanted to start chapter 8

unused 1- come on this SOOOO sounds like it could've been luigi's theme in the underhwere ... hm i wonder what it was intended for? it definitely sounds like the mario bro's house theme so perhaps you were supposed to be able to walk around the mushroom kingdom a little more ? maybe you were supposed to go on a walk to bowsers castle? but yes gameplay wise that wouldn't work so i can understand if that was the case and that's why it was cut but it could've been reused as luigi's theme

unused 2- this sounds like it woudkve been the ending theme but scrapping it for having bounding through time again was definitely the correct decision

thank you for reading this absolute monstrosity of a read .... i love spm so much i just simply cannot contain it i apologise if any of that rambling was incomprehensible

[bigmack2go]

I got live‘sies so its time to appreciate‘sies some brackrond‘sies detailies

Not rly bc but i live how it looks like were zooming up, and then back down the lodge before and after santafee prologue

Why tf is crutchie su confused when he wakes up

Jack proceeds to sleep with one of just drawings wtf

He waves his hand infront of crutchie like „ur eyes closed yet??“

Al playing and leaning on the rail ahhhh ahshwksmdnxlxl (in case u didnt know: i love albert)

Race laughing and slapping specs

Everyone just deads in their tracks and teams up when Albert gives his coment that went to far

Finch scratching his head is so real

DID BIRD FLY TWEETY BOY JUST LEAN IN FOR A GOODMORNING KISS

AND DID GINGER MF JUST REFUSE BIRD FLY TWEETY BOY HIS KISS??

The slap on his chest like „not now honey“ 😭swejfcizp

Ike and mike arent in the same thibgy thing. For fucks sake thank god cuz its been bothering me for a while how they only get mentioned in the same context. I hate it when they do that. Wait nvm that looked like mush but it actually was mike.

Naw sniper can be so adorable

Did i mention i fucking love jojo

Smalls snd finch sharing a room ™️

Crutchie is so done w jacks bullshit

LMAO BUTTONS COMBING HIS HAIR

Albert posing infront of the „mirror“ is so me tbh

Ive mever seen anyone struggle this mutch to out on a hat as blink. All those tbh thats smt that could be me prolly

Specs babe what r u doing on the floor

Race shaking his jaket is so overdramatic and its perfect

Mush and henry are a duo I didn’t know I needed.

Why is mush acting like hes in a circus lmfao

Tommy struggling with the pants is everything

Elmer just took his cap off, put it in his pocket, and the magicaly made it apear in his other hand???

Who is tommy saluting at

Naw specs is like a big brother to livesies blink and it breaks my heart in the best way possible

Albert jumps in the middle like when i slide through the kitchen on my socks lmfao

Tbh sniper just wanted to move too

Sky. What was your thought process when you looked at darcy‘s ass instead of Katherine‘s even tho you knew this was gonna be in the proshot?

BUTTONS WTF??

Finch is such a mood istg

Snipe honey ily but you are being a little creepy

HENRY YOU JUST PUT ON THE JACKET HOW DID IT GO OFF U AGAIN?

I demant to know what jojo is doing

Ok smalls just sitting there dangling their feet is everything

BUTTONS ALSO LOOKED AT DARCY INSTEAD OF KATH WTH ?? HER ASS CABT BE THAT BAD /j

Kath awkward queen

Darcy going „alright“ like „okay thats enough, im done— your dONE“

HES SO PROUD 🥹

Specs. Going down backwards are leathers. This are stairs. Please watch where you’re goibg

RACE TOO IS EYEING DARCY INSTEAD OF KATHERINE

Istg romeo and jack r the only ones eyeing kathering wtf is thos?

RACE LOOKS AT CRUTCHES SO KNOWINGLY LIKE AN INSIDE JOKES UNDER BROTHERS LMFAO I LOVE THAT. THEYRE MAKING FUN OF JACK TOGETHER AHSHWKENFN

Ok so elmer actually looked at kath but he honestly just looks angry

Tommy boy save me, youre the only normal person here!

Nvm

Race wtf is your deal??

OKAY SOMEONE HELP ELMER I THINK HES HAVING A SEIZURE

How is blink STILL bot done?!

Jacks just talking to the air

Every single one of finches facial expressions. Like i can’t even count them all.

Hes so done lmfao

Mush? Wtf? Stop? Please?

You wanna share with the class tommy? We wanna laugh too

Buttons just watches like he just gave up like,,, ah whatever you do you

Mush is becoming a poledancer??

WJEN DID SPECS GO BACK UP THERE WTF

Race slapping buttons on the cheek like a grandma💀💀💀

We all agree that albert is that one friend where the whole friendgroup thinks he’s the token straight friends but hes everything but that, its just that he doesn’t talk about it a lot. And there’s that one friend (i wonder who/j) that knows fron experienced how thats just so fucking wrong

Elmer is like „😒😒😒—oh shit thats my cue- IM HAPPY“

So i got aprox two seconds into it and now in tired so see u lmfao

[m00nl1ght-sun25]

Again me, greenflower guy¿

Omg, poor Lloyd 😭

It was really good, but can I request a second part? Yeah, I wanna know what happen then ‼️

Thanks!

FUCK IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG- BUT HERE IT ISSS!!!! i’m sorry to do this but there’s gonna be a part three- ….. IM SO SORRYYYYYYDGDHDHDHDHD

also thanks you asher bc they helped me and were my beta reader <3

but here’s the second part to “You and I Drink Poison From The Same Vile”!!!!! :D

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Lloyd sighed but took Brad's Hand. 

At that Brad smiles, glad to have gotten his boyfriend to agree to him cleaning lloyd up, and pulls the blond up and off the couch. It causes Lloyd to slightly stumble forward. Brad catches him though, chuckling a bit as he mutters "Sorry“

Lloyd kept his gaze down, shaking his head “ ‘S fine…” He had quietly mumbled to Brad, a small sneeze leaving him.

The elder one of the two sighed but decided against saying anything, so he just took his blond boyfriend by the hand and led him to the kitchen counter, making him sit at the high chair as he had gone to a cabinet to look to some medicine to make sure Lloyd wouldn’t get sick too badly, or better yet not get sick. But knowing the green eyed boys luck, he’d get a cold and would be way too stubborn to say anything until he was severely sick and passes out. 

While Brad was on the other side of the kitchen, rummaging through the cabinets for medicine, Lloyd stayed sitting. He was picking at his nails till they started to bleed. His hair falling down and into his face, but he didn’t mind at all. 

Finally when Brad had found some ibuprofen(they were in pill form though, Lloyd always throws it when when it’s a liquid, so Brad had to find them in pill form.) he made a “Aha” sound in success. And so with finding it he turns around to Lloyd with the box of medicine in his hand and a soft smile on his face.

The next thing Brad had to do was grab a cup, which he did. Then he filled it up water and handed it to Lloyd, hoping that he would take it without complaining. 

Lloyd did just as Brad had hoped, he took the pill and took the water right after to sollow the pill down without saying anything. Yeah, Lloyd did gag a bit at the taste... But he didn't whine about it or anything, but it wasn't like Lloyd had the energy to anyways. He also wasn't in the mood for arguing with Brad over something so simple. He also just didn’t want to argue with Brad in general, he didn’t want to say something stupid then Brad realize what a dick Lloyd is… because Lloyd doesn’t know what to do without Brad, he relays on him too much… he knows it’s pathetic. He’s truly a pathetic creature. 

Brad just silently stood there, watching his partner down the pill and water quietly. Recently Lloyd was always so silent, his face always to empty and unreadable. But luckily for Brad him and Lloyd grew up together at Darklys, so he can easily read Lloyd. No matter how difficult Lloyd tried to make it for him. 

Brad sighs as Lloyd stared at the floor. Lloyd couldn't help to feel ashamed to be like this infront of brad, he's the green ninja for FSM sake! Lloyd's thoughts were stopped as warm hands cup his cheeks and holding his head up to see Brad staring down at him. Lloyd tried to break eye contact but he was too weak, so he slumped into Brads hands with a defeated look on his tired face. 

"Dear, I need you to work with me here." Brad worried voice went inside his ears. "I need you to talk to me, I will hear you out. What happened to you?" Brads sweet voice echoed through out the room.

A warm bubbling feeling started to flourish in Lloyds chest from Brad's care, and his soft, love filled touches. But nothing good lasts. Just as soon as Lloyd started to feel love and happiness to have Brad there, it quickly vanished. Replaced with a cold, fragile feeling. 

Lloyd tried to ignore Brad's worried gaze, not answering his question either. 

Brad softly let out a sigh of air, he wasn’t exactly frustrated, just a bit upset that Lloyd wasn’t opening up to him. But he knew how hard it was for Lloyd to open up, even to the people he loves and have known for years. 

The boy with black hair leaned forward and pressed a kiss on Lloyds forehead, quietly saying “Please, Love.” 

But yet again Lloyd didn’t respond. Brad softly rubbed his thumb on Lloyds cheek, patiently waiting for a answer from the blond. But when he didn’t get one and just shook his head, gently taking his hands off of Lloyds cheeks and placing it on the younger’s hand instead.

“Come on, dear.”

Brad softly spoke to Lloyd. “We should get you to bed, you should sleep so you don’t make the cold get worse.” And as if on cue Lloyd sneezed again.

Brad chuckled and dragged Lloyd to the bedroom. 

When they had gotten there Brad gently pushed Lloyd to the bed. Lloyd wanted the argue, saying that Brad shouldn’t be doing this for him, that he deserved any little inconvenient thing that happened to him, but he couldn’t open his mouth, he couldn’t speak. He felt so overwhelmed, and just… like he couldn’t say a single word, he felt trapped in his own mind, he couldn’t even get a single croak out. Lloyd was too exhausted to even panic… FSM what is wrong with him?! 

So Lloyd just laid there as his boyfriend placed a blanket over his aching body. The blanket made felt 

like a warm, fluffy cloud was placed on him, making all of his other feelings disappear. What made it feel even better was when Lloyd watched Brad climb in bed with him, wrapping his arms around Lloyds waist. 

Lloyd turned around so he was facing Brad, who leaned down and made there lips meet. They stayed like that for a few seconds, but then backed away. Lloyd felt a lot more relaxed now, cuddling in bed with the love of his life. And so he let out a breath of air, placing his head on Brads shoulder and closing his eyes.

Brad smiled to himself, glad to have made Lloyd a bit better and more content in the time of hurt. Brad kissed Lloyds forehead again, deciding now was a good time to ask Lloyd the question again. Because yes he was in a good mood and this could ruin his mood… but he was also in a good mood and that meant he would hopefully be more honest and tell Brad what’s up. 

But Brad pondered on it, maybe he should wait till morning. Yeah, that seemed like a good idea.

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lmao im making a separate post rather than tacking it onto the orig bc I don't wanna flood notifications every time I have big feelings about this but. yeah???

literally everything about those two make me so unwell. I'm never not thinking about it. bc the whole. not just having to second hand (or.. third? alpha then epsilon Then wash).. okay so third, I guess. anyways. being essentially subject to the same sort of torture and psychological abuse that alpha was via epsilon? and that on top of the directors original distress over allison? epsilon trying to kill himself inside his head! what tf does that even. bc they really only sort of handwave talk about it. what in the fuck does it actually Mean for an ai implanted in your brain to try and kill itself. and having to keep all of it a secret. for months if not years. the not being able to tell anyone?

(there's a weird sort of somber acknowledgment and tender empathy when it comes to wash and alpha too. bc wash Knows. he knows all of it?? even if alpha doesnt? the distress and insistence and confusion and loss that comes with tex not being at valhalla? 'I know all about her, church' even if church doesnt! even if He doesn't remember, wash does? what a burden that must be. that wash was the last of the team to actually see and speak to and be with church before he and all of the other fragments were erased? what sort of! and there's no justice in it! he gets his ass thrown into prison and then he has to work with whatever tf is left of maine in the Maybe hopes of getting his slate wiped clean.)

the odd fucking bizarre. wash and lina and epsilon and tucker (and caboose but he's a whole other.. im not awake enough to be able to talk about my feelings when it comes to caboose lmao)

but wash was the last person to see alpha. and then epsilon comes back and has no idea who tf tucker is bc caboose just didn't feel the need to. like? in a weird ass roundabout way, wash killed alpha and epsilon got cozy and familial with lina and both wash and tucker are left sorta stranded lmfao.

(and the behind the scenes lina&epsilon dynamic too. we really don't get to see the process of them becoming actually super fond and siblingy with one another but they are?? they went on a quest so lina could kill the director but nope leonard is just a lost defeated broken hearted wreck and that's her Father, at that point. pathetic and hopeless and so so tired. the grief and resignation and acceptance in leaving him to kill himself. epsilon and his bewildered righteous rage. they had that one chat about allison at the end of s10 but obviously there must have been more bc epsilon mentions allison a few times throughout chorus! do they talk about their feelings? does carolina ever get to properly acknowledge and process all her grief?)

like carolina is So Close to epsilon and that has to be so.. disconcerting at times for wash. bc he tried to kill himself while fucking! implanted into his brain! (and ive always figured that there's things wash must Know about carolina and all of her family drama. just as product of epsilon being alpha being leonard. yknow? but it'd also stand to assume that epsilon (and lina, maybe)) Know Things about wash. what sort of secrets do they keep for the sake of maintaining that illusion of privacy and boundaries.

I have stuff to say about tucker too but that might need to wait until after I have a sleep bc asdfghjkl.