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pissmoon · 2 years ago

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It was do much more fun when more people were using last.fm instead of Spotify wrappeds and whatnot. Right now ur taste charts are supposed to be monopolized with what's available on a certain app n not a bunch of shit u pirated and also numerous apps!

#i hate spotify is kinda all i have atm since i dont have a computer to download shit to bc so much shit isnt even available there #u have to be premium on yt for shit to play in bg too!#i wanna have a catalogue of shit i pirated n listened to in my lowest points in the dark rather than like 20 songs i listen to on my phone #on my way to work?

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rioblitzle · 1 month ago

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working retail

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twinliches · 8 months ago

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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

#this post was inspired by me using a screwdriver to take the broiler off the wall because the warm water stopped working #while my dad went well there is only cables in there. who are we if we dont find our ways around some cables #damn right!!!!

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago

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License to Kitty.

#dungeon meshi #izutsumi #marcille donato #chilchuk tims #I still stand by my tags on the Izutsumi character study piece I did in January - but I will repeat myself on a few lines here:#I *really* love this character. I love that all of the dungeon meshi crew are complicated and have difficult to love components.#But Izutsumi is a particular kind of hard to love. I foresee a lot of people being turned off by her abrasiveness and lack of teamwork.#She is very self-centered and openly goes against what the party agrees on.#She's a picky eater in a story that is 50% about eating good and healthy food!#It is in part about her growth but admittedly even *then* she remains rather true to her self-centeredness.#Even though she isn't as nice or funny or compassionate as the others...Izutsumi is still someone worth loving.#Even the more difficult people are someone worth loving.#And those people in turn are people who have something and someone they love.#She may be a girlcat but she is the most human of them all.#I hope that if you are an anime only watcher and are feeling put off by her at the moment; you'll give her a chance.#By the way: *yes* I worked very hard to draw that skateboard pose. It was worth it.#EDIT: HAPPY 500th POST OF POORLY-DRAW-MDZS!!! What a comic to commemorate the milestone with!

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mangozic · 9 months ago

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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

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nouverx · 11 months ago

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You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin rosie #digital art #autodesk sketchbook #hazbin hotel fandom #this joke popped in my head while I was working today and I had to draw it out as soon as I got home #serving c*nt with onions and seasoning please #this is way too funny to me help

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dilfslayer1080p · 3 months ago

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"he died for our wins" - 2024, LIDL Oil paint on LIDL canvas

#CAN YOU TELL I SHIFTED INTO PLANT MODE #HLVRAI #RTVS #I got so many houseplants this summer i have a serious problem #the problem is alocasias #and overpriced aglaonemas #nilryth draws stuff #orange oil paint sucks by the way #it takes forever to dry #pink sucks too #I could keep messing with it forever but i have got to paint something else before i lose my mind #it's still wet af rn #I'll post a high res scan eventually #update: thought of an equally demented 'prequel' painting to work on next #maybe a third too

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000bun · 5 months ago

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#mha #bkdk #bakudeku #bakugou katsuki #izuku midoriya #my art #bnha #bnha fanart #mha fanart #lore is that this is established relationship bkdk but like early days #izuku really should give him a key atp but hes working his way up to it #his neighbors are starting to get concerned #i drew the floorplan for his entire apartment complex just to only draw one room #teacher!izuku #PH!katsuki #he's just getting off his patrol shift #dont ask me why i put most of my effort into the top view of his desk #i made a 3d model of it in blender bc i couldnt conceptualize how the lighting would work wit h so many sources

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krysmcscience · 4 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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petricorah · 1 year ago

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continuing my trend of drawing sleeping zuko for my birthday [ids in alt]

bonus sketches below the cut bc i thought they were funny--

#zukka fanart #atla fanart #zukka #avatar the last airbender fanart #zuko #zuko fanart #sokka #sokka fanart #myart #i despise the colors but i can't look at it anymore. literally.#my eyes are so blurrry. they've gotten that way every time i've drawn this week im going crazy. it makes it impossible to work #atla #avatar

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ghosted-jazz · 1 month ago

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I hope they got that microwave in the break room

Bonus version with different outfit colours:

#wild life smp #inthelittlewood #skizzleman #mumbo jumbo #Mumbo's mug says 1 GOON and Skizz's says 2 GOON (Mumbo has the higher kill count) and Martyn's says IT No.3 (in ref to the end of his video #they all got lightning streaks in their hair cause bride of frankenstein getting resurrected with lightning and bc it looks cool #Mumbo and Skizz are so greyscale then theres Martyn whose just g r e e n #so i tried them all in greyscale but then invert it cause they came back wrong- but I think it looks better with the og colours. I'll find #way to draw the inverted monochrome designs to work just you wait #I love ghost ghoul goons so much. Skizz and Martyn both go 'YOU GOT IT BOSS' in silly voices while Mumbo silently starts stabbing #tw blood #my art

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linkcharacter · 8 days ago

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another one passes.

#and another and another #mouthwashing #curly mouthwashing #anya mouthwashing #mouthwashing game #mouthwashing curly #mouthwashing anya #mouthwashing fanart #linkch art #don't tell anyone guys but this was supposed to be a whole new years comic mini series before i realized i'd gotten way over my head and it #and it was way too much work to finish fully but it had PLOT!!!! with the whole crew on a new year party #so I might post scraps later after new year :)

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captainjonnitkessler · 6 months ago

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The second you start talking about some mysterious "they" that are controlling society in some fashion, you are engaging in dangerous conspiratorial thinking even if you're being woke about it. "They" did not institute the 40 hour work week specifically so you would be too tired to revolt. "They" did not invent the sleek minimalist aesthetic in order to crush the spirit of art in the common people. "They" are not pushing mediocre media into the mainstream in order to poison people's critical thinking skills.

Your best case scenario after that is you talk to someone who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about and you get embarrassed because you can't answer basic questions about your own ideology because you never learned anything past "the ruling class/capitalists/politicians are making things bad and if we got rid of them the bad things would all go away!"

Your worst case scenario is obviously the woo-to-fascist pipeline and you end up believing Jews are poisoning American food supplies with GMOs in order to turn us all into beta cucks, so like . . . maybe just stop blaming "them" before you fall down that route.

Obligatory round of disclaimers: Yes, sometimes people do bad things. Be specific about exactly who is doing what instead of ascribing it to some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, sometimes things in society are bad. Learn to identify the root causes of complex social issues instead of assuming that they're actually extremely simple to fix and we're just not doing it because of some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, minimalism isn't for everyone. Learn that some people don't share your tastes and get the fuck over it for the love of god.

#surprise! this was actually just my way of complaining that that 'classical tutor' post is going around again #complaining about the degeneracy of modern society because our cars aren't colorful enough or whatever #what if i told you that sometimes societal tastes and customs change naturally over time #and not because of targeted interference from vague groups of shadowy elites #anyway! be specific in your words and actually work to understand the underlying causes of things #and above all else understand that sometimes people just like things that you don't like #and that's not a conspiracy. it's not even hard to understand. like come on people #skepticism umbrella

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hansoeii · 6 months ago

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