#on here or casanova.

[foundfamily-connoisseur]

not a specific request rlly but can you draw macho and don together (not as a ship lol)

idk why but they’re like my favorite duo rn for no reason

if only hispanics were real 💔💔💔

Omg pretend I didn't take a million uears to draw this ❤️

They for sure watch trashy movies and shows and shit on them. Honestly they need to trash talk anything and everything they need it to live.

[nastasya--filippovna]

David Tennant Characters as Textposts a masterlist.

Special dedication to @davidtennantgenderenvy , @consanguinitatum and @ivankaramazov07 , the No.1 DT hoes (affectionate) fans on this site.

P.S Crowley gets a separate one because they're my special babygirl

[unfortunateearthling]

[nellarw95]

Happy Heavenly Birthday Heath 🎂💔

Heathcliff Andrew Ledger 🤍

April 4,1979 - January 22,2008 🙏🏻

We Miss You So Much 🕊️♾️

Buon Compleanno in Paradiso 🎂💔

4 Aprile 1979 - 22 Gennaio 2008 🙏🏻

Ci Manchi Moltissimo 🕊️♾️

[nk-rinji]

[FFXIVWrite] Taken

The dances, the cheers, the joyous atmosphere - it was, of course, yet another ball in the Pillars!

And there isn't a ball where the shining heir of Teweronts isn't invited. There he was - mingling among other guests, chatting their ears away, his boisterous laugh sending itself across the whole room.

Of course, it wasn't actually Leon - the real timid excuse of a noble is sitting back in his chambers, deep within some book, likely while being scolded by their Father. No, it was Alyssa (or Rinji, as she calls herself), going through with the charade - though not like she minds! She's got drinks, company and dances! What's there not to like? A little lie won't hurt anybody.

It was time for yet another dance. Leon, of course, had to dance with a whole assortment of different noble ladies, as followed by the etiquette. And he didn't lack in options, nor did he lack spirit. Alyssa knew she fancied ladies, and considered her disguise being a nice bonus to it. And as the pairs twirled and partners swapped, the night progressed rather swiftly, to the enjoyment of everyone involved.

But as the music progressed, and began to slowly reach its conclusion, one more round of dances had to go through before the night could be considered a success. And a lady approaches Leon with a smile and a twinkle in her eyes. She was of incredible beauty, only exemplified by her gown. Leon, - or, rather, Alyssa, - could feel the colour on her cheeks as the lady invited him for a dance. She knew her for a while now. Lady Leanour of the Meril family. Someone who has the attention of many suitors, someone with whom to even speak is an honour (among the young nobles), not even mentioning a dance. Her and Leon have danced before, but it was but a passing moment, far from anything worth talking about. And yet here she is, inviting Leon for a dance.

Alyssa could not believe her luck. She couldn't wait to tell Father of this - he would certainly be incredibly proud to hear that she has brought their family more renown! It doesn't matter if the dance would be the only gesture Lady Leanour deigns her with - a rumour like that is bound to give them all the respect they would ever need! And so Alyssa obviously took the lady's hand, and happily took her to the dance floor.

There was also something... else she was feeling. She knew this would never happen again, but she had hoped the dance would never end. This small moment of their closeness was bringing her a sense of comfort and warmth. And the smile lady Leanour gave her... It almost made Alyssa stumble. What a way to end the night! A memory for a lifetime...

"My lord?" Suddenly, she spoke up during the dance, catching Leon off-guard.

"Yes?" he blinked twice.

"I was thinking... Perhaps we should come to the next ball together?"

Leon’s heart skipped a beat. What did she just say?

No. He heard what she said. 

Oh no.

Leon couldn’t answer immediately, and that was already a mistake on his part. He wants to say ‘yes’ so badly, but he knows what this means. It’s not an invitation to the dance at all.

Would Father approve? No, of course he wouldn’t. If their scheme is found out, it will cause a massive scandal. But how can she turn down the lady without gravely insulting her? Time was running out. He had to say something.

“I am terribly sorry, my lady, but… I am already taken. Er, that is - I already have a dance partner for the upcoming ball.” he nervously smiled, hoping that his innocent awkwardness would be convincing.

“...Truly?” she raised her brows. For her to be rejected was… unexpected. “Who is the lucky lady, if I may?”

He’s doomed. He ran through his mind as quickly as he could, and landed on one name he vaguely knew.

“Lady Cerillian of Revinteux, my lady,” he nodded and prayed to Halone that she didn't know her.

“Hm… Must be some smaller house. I know her not,” her voice turned slightly colder, and Leon did not miss the veiled insult against him.

“Yes, well… had I known, I would have definitely accepted the offer. Please do not take it the wrong way, my lady.”

She was satisfied, at least for now, and as soon as the dance finished, she left him almost immediately. As he looked at her leaving, he felt a pang of guilt upon his heart. Well… Some sacrifices must be made to uphold family reputation. Nothing he can do about it.

He didn’t feel like dancing anymore.

[prxttybxybxstxrd]

"Hey hey, say it with me now everyone~"

"Women have..."

[dick-meister]

Lute: clean the kitchen

Adam: I’m horny, fuck the dishes let’s go fuck.

Lute: -rolling her eyes- GO DO THE DISHES

Adam: GO BARE MY CHILDREN!

[alienanonsposts]

Would never though you'd left an indelible mark on my heart

[vinylstitch]

18. plural. pro-endo.

physically and mentally disabled. our partner system is @cassettedeckchaos 💙

posters + their tags under the cut!

NEON / Archie / Ori —he/it/zip/beep/bop+— tags posts with #neon lights of the city 🚫

JETSETFUTURE —he/she/red/rad/ech/bam/hel/blo/nor/fag— tags posts with #balls deep in a code red mountain dew can 💢

Shady / Darnell —He/They + Make up neos if you’re sexy like that— tags posts with #wake up smell the coffee 🌃

Kitty —he/it/purr/mew/nya/kiss/lo/bow— tags posts with #pspsp here kitty kitty 🎀 ( ⚠️ NSFW WARNING)

Tough —he/they/to/tis— tags posts with #tough and tumblr ✖️

Prometheus —he/flame/ash/gas/hit + arson related neos— tags posts with #aw…scared of fire? 🔥

ANNIE! —FIZZ/LEV/BUB/ZHE/SHE/BITE/BUG/RED/X3– tags posts with #TAKE A SWIG OF THIS! 👾

Kandi —she/any except he ( we’ve gotta be friends for that! :3 )— tags posts with #what are we having for dinner? kandi of course! 🍬

Two-Bit —he/sweet/she/shi/de/ser/fizz/hit/ACAB— tags posts with #shoot stars not guns🪙

Tomfoolery —he/it/ix/thon/dei/exp/mat/shey/ki/fag— tags posts with #up to some antics 🧨

Lavender —he/dye/spar/high/blitz/bang + she with trusted ppl— tags posts with #​u hate it when girls have guns dont u? 🎤

Cyclops —he/him— tags posts with #i’ve got my eye on you 🥨

Julian —he/they/fu/kitty— tags posts with #tales from the underground 🎮

Selever —de/bat/ev/it/he/dae/ve/lo— tags posts with #love casanova 🦇

Gold —He/They— tags posts with #A shimmer from the shadows 🌇

DJX —He/She/It/X/Any— tags posts with #brought to you by sick beatz radio 💿

Cyrix —it/he/co/fi/byte— tags posts with #welcome to the next level! 💚

Lewis —he/him— tags posts with #the taxidermy of lew and me 🕯️

Sonia — Sie/She/They/Vai — tags posts with #From the royal court of Princess Zelda 📚

Hazard —he/tox— tags posts with #<CAUTION> watch your step ⚠

Hanzou —They/Them— tags posts with #they slash them 🍡

[xxx-calibur]

Has no self restraint and is currently thinking about Niles blowing his back out.

[flootzavut]

YES

I love that irl David is just this little Scottish son of a minister who doesn't even know how to sext and then on screen he's almost always cast as a slutty disaster bisexual, it gives me so much joy 🤭

David Tennant in interviews is just a Nice Scottish Man and then every director he works with goes you are a SLUT!!! And you are SO SO SAD!!

[cs300]

hoping and fucking praying that sickick is back to being good again, idk what possessed him but that shit was lowkey trash

[yeonban]

Elijah is immune to the weirdest things because for example, he feels 0 attraction to women, so unlike other muses on my roster who might consider letting themselves be swayed/manipulated by a beautiful lady, he wouldn't even think about it 😭 and even on the other end with men, if they were to ask him on a date without confessing or anything similar, his obliviousness would get in the way of his own feelings and he would be like oh! (<-coming up with 30 different reasons why they'd want that date which are NOT about actually wanting to date him) which would parry his crush or embarrassment

[tiredtriedfailures]

everyones lucky km mentally ill or id be terrorizing the streets.

[prxttybxybxstxrd]

Consider sending things for a cute boi.

And that any ask can be turned into a thread if you like.