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@ruby-static "visions arent good for the brain" edition!

Where Anna learns that "oh shit visions are dangerous"

Anna: so hey..Shawn's youngest has been trying to chase a vision and I just wanted to ask...what would happen if shade got stuck in a vision?

Omnisha: oh yeah... I don't recommend doing that. Getting vision locked Will fry your brain.

Omnisha: which... ISNT good. It kills.

Anna just gets scared upon the penguin grim reaper saying that visions are super dangerous if one gets stuck in one

Anna: hey bud! Please don't try and chase any visions

Lilshade: aww why?

Anna: long story short...it isn't good for you.

Lilshade doesn't really get why Anna is suddenly worried about his visions. He's at a point where he's gotten used to them and suddenly everyone around him is worried.

And the finale!

Lilshade: there was a vision seeker years ago who wrote everything down. Including his visions...but the writing suddenly stopped

Lilshade: which implies that...they got fried.

Shawn: shade im begging you to not chase whatever vision you saw earlier..please.

Shawn: whoever's mad at me in the future, I can handle it...!

Shawn: don't get hurt over this, ok?

Lilshade: alright pa...

Shawn is also worried and doesn't want his son to get vision locked, is lilshade going to keep his promise to him? Probably not *cries*

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Mate you SURE you want me to list how many ocs I have??

Reblog and tag with if you create OCS, how many you have, since how long and if you see your OCS with the same love you have for your blorbos

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Smaugust 11 - Celestial

Spike is anxious about the future. He goes to ask Celestia for help - after all, if anyone knows the woes of a long life, it would be her! (1134 words)

Spike jogged through the familiar halls of Canterlot Castle, waving at some of the Royal Guard as he passed them. Most of them maintained their professional, steely, serious gaze, but he did get a few of them to soften into a slight smile for the young dragon. If he watched closely, he saw a few of them widen their eyes slightly; he knew them from before the whole Nightmare Moon thing, and hadn't seen him with his new wings. Spike only paid half-attention to the route he was taking, letting his feet move on autopilot down the carpeted halls and around corners while he checked out how the decor had changed since his last visit. Although he had been living in Ponyville with Twilight and her friends - well, Rainbow technically lived in Cloudsdale, but she was pretty much an official Ponnyvillian - he still knew each corridor like the back of his claw. One more turn brought him to the grand entrance before the throne room, where he was thrilled to see only a single pegasus mare waiting before the huge, ornate doors.

Flapping his wings, Spike danced over the remaining distance before coming to a stop in the very short queue. "Hi there," he greeted her, "whatcha looking to ask Princess Celestia about?"

The mare turned her head, then looked down at him. Seeing him as a young dragon rather than an older one, she gave him a friendly smile rather than the terrified gasp Spike had seen Smolder get. "Oh, I'm a gardener - I grow special plants up in the clouds - and the Earth ponies in my town have been accusing me of stealing their livelihoods, even though I grow completely different plants." She pointed with a primary feather at her flank, which had what looked like a multicolored daisy on a raincloud for her cutie mark. "See this plant? That's a Bellis prismata, native to Cumuloria. It suffocates in dirt, and it's about eighty percent of what I grow." She refolded her wings to her sides before continuing, "I suppose I'm just looking for, like, a royal mark of approval or something. Or, hay, just somepony of authority to tell me I'm right." She and Spike shared a chuckle at that.

"If the flower looks anything like your cutie mark, that's really cool! I hope I get to see one someday!" Spike said.

"Well, swing by the outskirts of Trottingham sometime, little guy, and maybe you'll see my cloud!" the mare replied. "So, what are you here for?"

Spike scuffed his foot against the ground. "Ah, just, y'know, life advice. About growing up and stuff," he said, a little self-conscious, "I guess that's pretty silly compared to your neighbors trying to trample your garden... metaphorically, if it's in the clouds."

The pegasus shook her head and gave him a bright smile. "Not at all, kiddo. Heh, I wonder what I would've done if I'd thought to ask Princess Celestia for guidance when I was a filly..."

The guard called the mare's name, and she bade Spike farewell before walking into the chamber, passing a unicorn stallion engrossed in the scroll floating in front of his eyes. Spike took the time to think about what he'd say to the Princess, and also to see if he could tell the guards apart, to no avail. A few minutes later, the one on the right called out, "last one, Spike the Dragon," and Spike stepped up for the doors to open. As he went in, he passed the gardening mare.

"Went well?"

"Yes! Nothing like a note, but she gave me advice on not letting them bother me!"

"Nice one!"

"Yeah! Good luck, kiddo!"

The dragon entered the spacious room. He had grown up in the castle, had probably been in this very room countless times - especially as the Sibling Supreme - but it still was a sight to behold. A huge, vaulted ceiling, numerous stained glass windows depicting the exploits of Princess Celestia, Twilight, and her friends. And, in one, Spike held the Crystal Heart. The young dragon always held his head up a bit higher after seeing it. Finally, his view settled on the two velvet-lined thrones in the focus of the room. One with a yellow sun atop the back and a white alicorn sitting on the cushion, and the other with a silver moon and a blue alicorn. Judging by their relaxed posture and the guards in the room standing at ease, Spike figured they had heard who, exactly, was the last "petitioner" of the day.

"Hi, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna!" he called as he walked up to the throne. One of the guards on the side stiffened when he walked past where most petitioners stopped, but his counterpart smiled at him and shook his head. Spike was fine. "Were both of you running Day Court today?"

Luna shook her head, her ethereal mane swirling behind her. "I am afraid not, Spike Sparkle. I merely stopped by to invite my sister to enjoy dinner with me."

Spike cringed and took a step back. "I can, uh, come back some other day?" he offered, "I don't want to get in the way of your sisterly bonding."

"That's quite alright, Spike, Day Court is still in session," Celestia said, her voice calm, even, and inviting, "and besides, I wouldn't do that to a friend. I'm sure Luna will live even if we run over time and I'm a few minutes late."

Luna stuck her tongue out at her older sister. "I shall order extra alfalfa for you, sister, if your tardiness is excessive." Celestia drew back in a mock gasp, looking as though the Princess of the Night had threatened to drown Philomena. After a second, they broke down into laughter, and Luna walked away from the throne and through her curtain out of the throne room. "I wish you two well in your talk! But tarry not for too long, dear sister, or I shall ensure you stick to your diet!" And with that, she was gone.

Celestia and Spike turned to face each other. "So, my little dragon, what did you come here to talk about? Not that I don't love your visits no matter the reason, but you usually don't register for Day Court when you just want to talk about your latest adventure with the girls. Or especially Rarity."

Spike blushed a little, recalling his and Rarity's last trip into the gem mines near Ponyville. "Yeah, well, this feels serious. Er, more serious? It has that 'weight' thing that Twilight reads about in her crime drama novels."

The alabaster alicorn rose from her throne and descended the steps to stand next to the dragon. "Well, I will do my best to help support that weight with you."

"Thanks, Prin- thanks, Celestia," Spike said. He had to crane his neck up a bit further, but this felt more like an easy, casual conversation. "I've been thinking about growing up, and I'm worried. Dragons live a long time."

"Oh, Spike," Celestia said in a motherly tone, "you're far too young to worry about outliving your frien-"

"No, no, not that," Spike interjected, "I think I've got a decent handle on that. Well, I'm sure it'll pop up again when the time gets closer, but I think I've got it for now. No, it's more..." He sighed. "When Twilight and I first came to Ponyville, she was against making friends, and kinda bad at the whole 'friendship' thing for quite awhile longer."

Celestia giggled. "Oh, yes, I do remember her mentioning that in her first Friendship Report, to show how she had grown." She tilted her head, trying to read him. "Are you...? Ah, my apologies, Spike. I'll let you tell it at your own speed."

The dragon smiled at her. "Thanks. And no, I'm not wondering if there's anything I'm wrong about or missing out on. I may be Spike the Brave and Glorious, but I'm not Spike the omnisss... omnisha..."

"Omniscient?"

"Yeah, that. I don't know everything. Nopony does." His smile twisted into a wry smirk. "Not even you, Princess. I've heard how often Luna pranks you."

"Would you believe I fell for them on purpose to cheer her up?"

"Nnnnope."

"Drat."

Another shared laugh. "No, but..." Spike's smile fell. "The thing is, ponies change. Griffons change. Changelings change - hay, I sang a whole song about it! And Ember and Garble have shown me that dragons change, too." He looked up at the co-ruler of the land, eyes wide in a sad, pleading stare. "What if I change too much? What if I grow up to be like that Power Ponies villain, Wild Card, and start thinking that Equestrian society is bad at the roots? What if-"

A look of horrified realization spread over his features. His crest and fins sank, and he trembled as he finished in a small voice.

"What if, like Tempest Shadow, I start thinking that friendship and being nice was a thing for foals and little hatchlings?"

"Aw, Spike..." Celestia said in a soft voice. She leaned her head down and gently nuzzled him before continuing, "there's no way to predict how you'll change. But remember, Twilight ultimately showed Tempest the magic of friendship anew. I have faith that friendship and harmony will prevail in everypony, and as an alicorn and a dragon, we have so much more time for it to return in us, should we falter, ourselves."

Spike still looked close to crying, but he had a small smile on his face. "What, you, falter in friendship?" He snorted and waved a claw dismissively. "You're Princess Celestia! You're, like, the epitome of peace and harmony!"

"Don't say that around Luna," Celestia quipped, "she's seen my nightmares. But, Spike, would you like to know one of the best ways of keeping yourself from... becoming a Power Pony villain?" The alicorn mare leaned in, as though about to divulge a particularly juicy secret.

The dragon stared at her, cautious hope in his wide eyes, and nodded.

"It's... friends," the Princess said with a smile, "friends who can cheer you up when you're down, friends who give you a reason to keep on trotting..." she paused, her expression turning wistful as she gazed toward's Luna's throne. "Friends who notice when you feel like the world is against you, and can bring you back before it's too late..."

Spike followed her gaze, then reached out to reassuringly pet her foreleg. "Princess, I'm sure you didn't know any better."

Celestia looked back at him, and returned to smiling softly. "You're right, Spike, I didn't. I wasn't used to being a Princess back then, and I lost my dearest friend for that change." She took a deep breath, then straightened and gave him a more confident smile. "But, again, I learned the error of my ways, and that was also a change, as was the rest of those thousand years. And believe me, since she's returned, we've also changed quite a bit with how we think of and talk with each other. I honestly believe it will all turn out for the best in the end, as long as you keep on learning. Even when you're as old and ancient and know-it-all and boring as me!" Celestia's eyes widened and she covered her mouth with her hooves, then glared around the room.

"Oh, come now," the disembodied voice of Discord said, "surely you weren't going to lecture one of my O&O buddies about change and not even invite me? I even brought you a cake! Banana-vanilla, your favorite."

"Pardon me if I don't exactly believe you," Celestia said, testily.

"Well, too bad. You get me anyway!" The draconequus's upper body popped out of Celestia's billowy mane, holding a one-layer cake with a crude drawing of Celestia on the icing. He immediately smashed it into her face. "Well, that's my gag for this. Discord away!" Discord's body liquified and fell to the floor, where it slipped away through the cracks in the tiles.

Celestia sighed and lifted the cake away from her in her magic. She looked at Spike, then at the cake. "Don't tell Luna?"

Spike mimed zipping his lips; Celestia licked hers. Just before she took a bite, she smiled serenely down at the young dragon. "I hope I was able to help you, my little dragon."

He gave her a grin and a thumbs-up. "I think I got it. Thanks, Celestia!"

"Anytime, Spike. Have a good day," she said, and the two of them parted ways, to opposite ends of the throne room.

Spike was distracted again as he left the castle. But this time, his smile wasn't from the gorgeous architecture and decor, but rather the memory of his conversation, and what he learned from it.

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@ruby-static "dearly missed" edition!

Where Shawn is really missing his dad *cries*

Quil: hey are you OK?

Shawn: I.... Don't know.

Shawn: I'm feeling... Uh.. I dunno..

Quil: Shawn..

Shawn: it's kinda empty right now

Shawn: like I'm just- I cant-

Quil: Shawn.

Quil: you may be overwhelmed...need a hug?

Shawn:.... I miss my dad...

Quil: ohh.... Shit...

Quil is well meaning and Shawn has always had difficulty being honest with his emotions around others. It all just came to a head when Dan... Well, went oof. Quil would probably hug him regardless of asking or not *cries*

Suddenly Gary!

"how does it feel knowing you're gonna see the heat death of the universe?"

Gary: UHHHHHH... terrifying!?

Gary figuring out he's basically immortal thanks to the future party probably really fucked him up. How does he achieve it? Is it an AI robot brain upload situation? Did he accidentally discover a cure to aging? Who knows! He doesn't!

And the finale! Omnisha

Omnisha: I'm so tired.

Cael: I'm not love~

Omnisha: cael this is the 5th time this week you had something happen with you health wise.

Omnisha and cael banter is always my favourite. It's her favourite too cause its rare this happens to her :D

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@ruby-static "Shawn go to bed" edition!

Where Anna scolds Shawn for coming to work ill

Anna: you ok??

Shawn: so much cold...

Anna: you may be the director now but you shouldn't be at work dude

Shawn: nah I'm good

Anna: Shawn. Go to bed or I'm calling Quil.

Shawn: no-

Shawn is a stubborn bastard and Anna is about to teleport him back to his igloo and barricade it XD

Suddenly lilshade!

Lilshade: No secrets Omni. How much of a close call was it?

Omnisha: you sure you want to know?

Lilshade: you're able to see glimpses of other futures yourself. Lay it on me

Omnisha: ....too close, shade. Too close.

Omnisha would have happily kept just how close he was to dropping dead a secret if lilshade didn't pry that information out of her. *Cries*

And the finale!

Violet: is shade ok?? He's not too hurt right?? It's just a headache??

Violet: *worried questions galore*

Shawn: ....holy shit, they care about him.

The moment it clicked in Shawn's brain that violet truly cared about lilshade was when they came right to his home and bombarded him with questions of his well-being.

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@ruby-static "airdropped" edition!

Where man, shade got back luck there.

But first!

Anan: shawn?

Shawn: i saw the inside mouth of an orca today. It was gross

Shawn: im taking a bath

Anna: jesus christ.

Anna doesn't know what to do with that info but she sure is relieved that shawn still got away!

Just two friends engaging in one anothers interests!

Shawn: hooly fuck that orca chased me way out into the middle of nowhere...

A random ass scientist boat pulling up on him: wanna tag this one?

"Sure"

Shawn: i need a holiday.

Shawn gets grabbed by well meaning humans part 10583

Anna: where are you???

Anna: hope bay? Aint that like...one of two permanent human settlements?

Clay: he got caught?

Anna: yep..again. which one of us is gonna save him this time?

Anna is not suprised at this point.

And the finale!

Shade: where the fuck am i...?

Shade: omnisha where did you fuckin airdrop me...?

Tmw youre one of the very few penguins to get brought back to life and omnisha puts you in a human populated area.

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@agent-a-cpfancomic "printer diss track" edition!

Where you know it's gonna be a long day if this is the first thing you hear XD

Shawn: Damn. Even the printer's dissing Drake

Anna: Shawn WTF are you talking about?

Anna is tired, Shawn's tired, everyone's tired and the printer is malfunctioning. Good thing Shawn's taking it in stride!

Scorn: you think this island's important?

Shawn: "important"?

Anna: what's that supposed to mean?

Shawn: 330 MILLION people have lived here!

Anna: is THAT important!?

Two penguins facing off against a dangerous dragon who has toppled kingdoms takes bravery and Shawn n Anna have that in spades.

Suddenly rainworld!

Shawn: ...I need to stop playing rainworld man.

Based on a dream I had myself of staring at the end game character in the void Sea and it staring right back at me.

And the finale!

Shawn, interacting with a void spawn: hello!

Omnisha: you ok?

Shawn: I think I need a moment I saw thousands of lifetimes flash before my eyes...

Shawn wasn't expecting them to be able to phase through him, but for a creature untethered to the mortal coil and them potentially being recycled souls ready to be reborn it makes sense for them to be incomporeal.

Shawn definitely needs to sit down for a while though XD

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@ruby-static "burrito jail and strange dreams" edition!

Where lil shade is banished to burrito blanket jail and Shawn has.. An interesting dream

Anna: sorry kid...!

Anna: it's for your own good...!

Anna witnessed Shawn burrito wrap his own baby in blankets to keep him warm after the whole ordeal and is just chuckling at how mad the lil guy looks now XD

Anna: so what do you do?

"I troll people"

Anna meets an African grey parrot who loves to fuck with the people who taught him to mimic their words. She's wondering how he trolls them

Anna: uhhh that's a snake-

"m e t a l"

He calls random creatures but different names. Meanwhile Anna is just nervous cause that's a large snake-

And the finale!

Shawn has a really strange dream

Shawn: ok, nuff of this Dream...

Shawn: time to break out of hell.

Cael: have fun and good luck!

Shawn, 5 seconds after waking up: what the fuck...?

He doesn't know if it was a lucid dream or a case of "fever dream but not really" but this guy just had an experience and a half involving cael, fern, Shiran and himself and nothing was awnsered about it.

(in reality they probably asked omnisha and cael if they could do a little trolling just to see what would happen and this was the result XD)

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Which one of your OCs got his shit rocked by an orca and fucking died but came back???? Like I remember the plot I just forget the feathered fuck that died

SHIT ROCKED BY AN ORCA--

OK so I think you're talking about Bones the bitch ass skua because he's the one who got his shit rocked by an Orca.

Basically he was a ghost for a while, omnisha kept him confined to not be able to leave whatever void death entails but of course he escapes when skip steals omnis powers and tries to wreck havoc again. Thankfully he gets dragged back into ghosthood shortly afterwards.

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@ruby-static "on his own terms" edition!

Where cael was correct on one thing.

He will die on his own terms.

But first-!

Herbert: dear herbert: DONT come to my igloo cause you keep STEALING ALL MY FUCKIN BERRIES. DAMN YOU.

Herbert: signed, shawn

Anna: wow you got him mad. Why the hell you stealing berries?

Timeskip! Anna and herbert interaction? Absolutely!

Herbert: this alroy person who is actually my grandfather has hurt ALL your agents badly?

Anna: i know, that 10x more than you have

Herbert: .....rude.

Anna: its true though grumpy bear.

Herbert catches wind of alroy and how quick he basically almost put the whole epf on temporary hiatus. Anna takes the opportunity to roast herbert XD

Cael: im 120 anna! 120! Ive passed my personal best!

Anna: bro you are a fucking enigma and i worry about you every day

Cael: dont worry! Im dying on my OWN terms!

Anna meets cael again! He is of course very much still a persistent guy and of course, still alive. Man really will be going on his own terms.

And he does (tw death on lawd)

"GET THIS OLD BASTARD OFF ME!"

Anna: Cael? Hey man you got him now. You can get up-

Cael: o...mnish...a?

Cael: heh...yeah..on my own terms this time love..

"Eh??"

A specific mission that had riki infiltrating into a band of villains to get more info on them and the ultimate finale had these villains getting captured. Cael was one of the agents who went after one of these villains. However because there was a giant petral in the gang he got attacked. He managed to gain the upper hand and finally caught him. He didnt let go to the very end. Even after the rest of the agents came to apprehended the petrel.

Omnisha: a long, long life like you had cael? In my eyes you're an example of persistence and stubbornness-

Ghost!cael: hey cool im dead!

Omisha: .....what-

And of course i end it on a fucking meme to lighten the mood slightly gOD- its the bart meme

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OH DAMN-

Lil Shade's powers having some serious drawbacks is real interesting though.

These are so damn sick- I really love these sm!!

@ruby-static "visions arent good for the brain" edition!

Where Anna learns that "oh shit visions are dangerous"

Anna: so hey..Shawn's youngest has been trying to chase a vision and I just wanted to ask...what would happen if shade got stuck in a vision?

Omnisha: oh yeah... I don't recommend doing that. Getting vision locked Will fry your brain.

Omnisha: which... ISNT good. It kills.

Anna just gets scared upon the penguin grim reaper saying that visions are super dangerous if one gets stuck in one

Anna: hey bud! Please don't try and chase any visions

Lilshade: aww why?

Anna: long story short...it isn't good for you.

Lilshade doesn't really get why Anna is suddenly worried about his visions. He's at a point where he's gotten used to them and suddenly everyone around him is worried.

And the finale!

Lilshade: there was a vision seeker years ago who wrote everything down. Including his visions...but the writing suddenly stopped

Lilshade: which implies that...they got fried.

Shawn: shade im begging you to not chase whatever vision you saw earlier..please.

Shawn: whoever's mad at me in the future, I can handle it...!

Shawn: don't get hurt over this, ok?

Lilshade: alright pa...

Shawn is also worried and doesn't want his son to get vision locked, is lilshade going to keep his promise to him? Probably not *cries*

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Goddamn-

Man, this poor dude needs a rest and a hug.

Augh, these are all so damn great- I love these all sm!!

@ruby-static "Shawn go to bed" edition!

Where Anna scolds Shawn for coming to work ill

Anna: you ok??

Shawn: so much cold...

Anna: you may be the director now but you shouldn't be at work dude

Shawn: nah I'm good

Anna: Shawn. Go to bed or I'm calling Quil.

Shawn: no-

Shawn is a stubborn bastard and Anna is about to teleport him back to his igloo and barricade it XD

Suddenly lilshade!

Lilshade: No secrets Omni. How much of a close call was it?

Omnisha: you sure you want to know?

Lilshade: you're able to see glimpses of other futures yourself. Lay it on me

Omnisha: ....too close, shade. Too close.

Omnisha would have happily kept just how close he was to dropping dead a secret if lilshade didn't pry that information out of her. *Cries*

And the finale!

Violet: is shade ok?? He's not too hurt right?? It's just a headache??

Violet: *worried questions galore*

Shawn: ....holy shit, they care about him.

The moment it clicked in Shawn's brain that violet truly cared about lilshade was when they came right to his home and bombarded him with questions of his well-being.

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OUGH-

I am not emotionally okay after this :')

My damn heart with these- I love these sm!!

@ruby-static "dearly missed" edition!

Where Shawn is really missing his dad *cries*

Quil: hey are you OK?

Shawn: I.... Don't know.

Shawn: I'm feeling... Uh.. I dunno..

Quil: Shawn..

Shawn: it's kinda empty right now

Shawn: like I'm just- I cant-

Quil: Shawn.

Quil: you may be overwhelmed...need a hug?

Shawn:.... I miss my dad...

Quil: ohh.... Shit...

Quil is well meaning and Shawn has always had difficulty being honest with his emotions around others. It all just came to a head when Dan... Well, went oof. Quil would probably hug him regardless of asking or not *cries*

Suddenly Gary!

"how does it feel knowing you're gonna see the heat death of the universe?"

Gary: UHHHHHH... terrifying!?

Gary figuring out he's basically immortal thanks to the future party probably really fucked him up. How does he achieve it? Is it an AI robot brain upload situation? Did he accidentally discover a cure to aging? Who knows! He doesn't!

And the finale! Omnisha

Omnisha: I'm so tired.

Cael: I'm not love~

Omnisha: cael this is the 5th time this week you had something happen with you health wise.

Omnisha and cael banter is always my favourite. It's her favourite too cause its rare this happens to her :D