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darkfictionjude · 4 months ago
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And if someone is sleeping around they are a whore why would anyone want to date a whore that's for the streets
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skunkes · 1 month ago
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how did u feel about the 2nd Terrifier movie? i saw it on a first date so it wasn’t the best experience… but revisiting it I can enjoy it more. good sfx
So the first one is 1h30m i believe, and I know when I watched it and saw I was 40 minutes in i was like wow its been that long and it feels like not much has happened huh. But then it did what it did and it ended.
For the second one I was like oh its been 40 minutes. Hopefully it starts kicking off like the first one. And then after what felt like an hour only 10 more minutes had passed LOL and the entire rest of the movie felt dis way
I like that this one had more of a semblance of a plot... The clown cafe song is stuck in my head... Sfx is good but hm im not sure how to describe this....im not one of those "omg this is just a legal snuff film u guys are evil for watching this" people nor am i a "ermm if u cant handle this ur a prude and a little baby actually" person but more somewhere in between or outside. I love movie gore, when i was younger I watched Saw SOLELY for the traps, i didnt even know the plot until more recently LMAO
but obviously That One Scene...idk! I dont think it was too much in the "prude" way nor was i clapping and cheering but it did evoke a "ok come on wrap it up" feeling from me...like these faces combined...does dis make sense. Not walking-out-of-the-theater disgust and revulsion OR enjoyment/glee but just mostly straight faced this ⬇️
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The first movie has a naked woman being split in half from coochie down so its definitely not the gore itself here that evoked this emotion ykwim
#werewolfclaws#skunk mail#the only adjacent way i can describe it is you know when someone makes an unfunny joke#and when you think its not funny they think its because the joke is problematic and youre a snowflake#but its just that the joke isnt funny#whatever the equivalent of that is for horror movie gore is how i feel#like is it well done? yes. im not walking out of the theater im not throwing up im not pointing and laughing at people who get very#uncomfortable about it but i am making the above faces at like. oh youre ripping her arm#off then tearing her other arm in half and then stabbing her and THEN pouring bleach on her and the salt thing OKAYYY WE GET ITTT#in the same way u roll ur eyes when u hear a corny ass joke like yessss ok fine sure#like its just Silly...not in a ''and thats offensive and bad and evil'' way...i really dk how to word it!#ITS THE SAME WAY I FEEL WITH THAT STUPID LASER COLLAR TRAP IN JIGSAW.#its not like OMG THATS SO GORY AND SCARY 😨😱 LIKE NO ITS JUST A DUMB TRAP#that doesnt mean i hate the movie or franchise and all who enjoy it but i do roll my eyes and jab my thumb at it like get a load of this#long post#i guess i felt the way about That One Scene as i felt about the later scene where art just rips that guys dick off#like. its a clown ripping a guys dick off. its obvious not Serious. but im looking into the camera like im on the office about it#i think that might be the closest comparison...if it were any other movie genre you'd just be like ugh corny jokes!#but here its like oh corny ass gore!#i mean i watched it and im still gonna watch the 3rd#i dont think id ever watch the 2nd one on again for fun bc of how it dragged onnnnn#nor would i ever rec it to someone else like i do with saw#etc etc
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fictionismyreality3 · 25 days ago
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Keep Up 18+
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Warnings: SMUT, ABSOLUTELY SHAMELESS SMUT OMG 😱
Notes: I just watched all of the mw3 cutscenes when I should’ve been sleeping GOD ONLY PICKS HIS STRONGEST WARRIORS-
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“No, n-no, Si.. S’too much!”
The beefy arms of your boyfriend encircled your sweat slicked body, flipping you over so you were face down in the sheets. His arm wrapped around your neck, hips pistoning into you with a fervour that only came after he returned from a long deployment.
"Too much? Y'gonna be a good girl and fuckin' take it."
Simon didn’t care that you were crying, or that your nails were digging into the skin of his forearm. The sound of your hoarse voice, overused from how long he’d kept you in bed, was enough to keep his cock bullying its way in and out of your sopping cunt.
"Say it. Say y- oh, fuck.. Say y'gonna take my cock."
You didnt know what Simon was muttering in your ear, the rough purr of his voice mingling with the already candied thoughts in your head. It was all you could do to keep from sobbing into the pillow.
"Y-Yes!"
Heat bloomed in your stomach, your eyes long since rolled back in your head so the only thing you could focus on was the feeling of his thick cock bumping up against the head of your cervix.
“Don’t be a quitter, dovie.”
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danandfuckingjonlmao · 3 months ago
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dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??
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youreverydayfangirl · 1 month ago
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DELICATE
pairing: max verstappen x singer reader
summary: the one where she has reservations, everything's a bit fragile for her and hes persistent
warning: self doubt
a/n: THREE UPDATES????
face claim: sabrina carpenter
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y/nsprivate still looking for my flynn
thatoneartgirlalex YUMMMYYYYYYYYYY
-> y/nsprivate i was legit drooling over you
keekslikestospammmm HAWWT
-> y/nsprivate STOP I MISS YOU
livbereallydumb hey so can u give a girl a warning first 😍
-> y/nsprivate me anytime i see you
itssabrinaaa u free rn 😏
-> y/nsprivate waiting for you
jimmyandsassysdad look no further
-> leosfather HES GOT GAME
-> thatoneartgirlalex 😱😱 y/nsprivate
-> keekslikestospammmm 😱😱 y/nsprivate
-> livbereallydumb 😱😱 y/nsprivate
-> itssabrinaaa 😱😱 y/nsprivate
-> y/nsprivate 🤭 how about that second date???
-> leosfather HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
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f1gossip some snapshots of your fav f1 couples at Charles Leclercs halloween party last night!!
Tagged: charlesleclerc, alexandrasaintmleux, estebanocon, flavybarla, pierregasly, francisca.cgomes
user1 exbsf in the likes??
-> user2 all she does is try and insert herself into WAG activities tbh
-> user3 right! she did the same thing when lando was still with you know who
user4 alex and charles in the third pic omg
user5 anyone else find it weird that a lot of the grid was invited but lando wasn't
user6 is that y/n y/ln in the last slide
-> user7 IS THAT MAX VERSTAPPEN
-> user8 OMGG????
-> user9 delusional as shit
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It had been a couple weeks since y/n last saw Max, but the memory of the night was still fresh in her mind. Since then she had spoken to Max over text a handful of times. When the Charles' halloween party came around, she wasn’t entirely surprised to find herself standing beside him, his broad figure decked out in a Top Gun flight suit that looked almost too good on him.
He gave her an appraising look, clearly amused. "So, Rapunzel, huh? Looks like you were ready to let down your hair," he said with a grin, glancing at the long, braided wig she’d chosen for the night.
She laughed, giving a mock curtsy. "Only for special occasions," she teased.
As they mingled through the crowded party, he leaned down, an amused glint in his eyes. "So… does this count as our first date?" he asked, his tone light but a little hopeful.
Y/n smiled, feeling her cheeks heat up as she glanced sideways at him. "Depends," she replied. "Are you going to sweep me off my feet like a real first date?"
Max chuckled, taking her hand with a confidence that made her pulse quicken. "Guess I’ll have to step up my game, then," he said, pulling her closer into the crowd of people dancing.
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y/nsprivate some cute flicks
jimmyandsassysdad GIZMO MENTIONED
-> y/nsprivate HE ALREADY MISSES THEM 😭
thatoneartgirlalex CUTE CUTE CUTE
-> y/nsprivate YOUR CUTE
livbereallydumb wonder who bought those flowers 🤔
-> itssabrinaaa 'just a friend'
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It was a quiet Sunday night, and the city’s noise was muffled by the gentle sound of rain tapping against the windows. Y/n curled up on the couch next to Max, feeling the warmth of his arm around her as they watched bones together in comfortable silence. His cats, Jimmy and Sassy, had claimed their spots on the other side of the couch, while her own cat, Gizmo, was nestled comfortably in her lap. It was a picture of peaceful simplicity, the kind of evening she never wanted to end.
Max reached for the remote, lowering the volume during a quiet part of the movie. She glanced up, and he looked down at her, eyes soft, as if he’d been waiting for this moment all night. Her heart skipped a beat at the intensity of his gaze.
“Y/n, can I ask you something?” he said quietly, his voice a bit more serious than usual.
“Of course,” she replied, straightening up slightly, her hand absentmindedly scratching Gizmo’s ears.
He hesitated, running a hand through his hair as he searched for the right words. “I just… I need to know, Y/n, what are we?”
Her heart sank, the warmth she’d felt just moments before now turning to panic. She hadn’t been ready for this, not yet. The future, a label, something real, she knew that was what he deserved, but she didn’t know if she could be the one to give it to him. The words choked in her throat, refusing to form.
“Max, I…” she stammered, eyes darting away. Her fingers instinctively went to pet Gizmo, as if somehow grounding herself to reality, but it wasn’t working. The room felt too small, the air too thick. “I don’t… I don’t know if I can give you an answer right now.”
His face softened, though she could see the hurt flicker in his eyes. “I understand if you’re scared. I just want to know if I’m someone you want to try with. I’ll wait, Y/n. But I need to know if there’s something to wait for.”
The vulnerability in his voice shattered her, and she could feel the words bubbling up, desperate to explain herself. But the more she tried to force them out, the more trapped she felt. She swallowed hard, feeling the sting of tears welling up, and before she even fully understood what she was doing, she stood up, gently displacing Gizmo from her lap.
“Y/n?” Max’s voice was laced with concern, but she couldn’t look at him. The room was spinning, and she felt like she was drowning.
“I’m sorry,” she whispered, barely audible. “I just… I need to go.”
She grabbed her things, barely managing to gather Gizmo in her arms before heading to the door. She could feel Max’s gaze on her, but she couldn’t bring herself to turn around. Not when she felt so raw, so exposed.
The last thing she heard before she closed the door behind her was the quiet, broken way he’d called her name. And it stayed with her the entire way home, echoing in her mind as she fought the urge to turn back, knowing she wasn’t ready to face the fear or the love that waited for her on the other side of it.
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Y/n sighed, her eyes lingering on the messages Max had sent her. She replayed his words in her mind, but the part that made her heart race—the moment he’d asked, “What are we?”—had also made her freeze. She didn’t quite understand her reaction, why that question had shaken her so deeply.
It wasn’t that Max had done anything wrong. He’d been everything she could hope for—patient, caring, thoughtful. She knew she felt something real for him, that he’d somehow slipped past every wall she’d built since her breakup with Lando. But beneath that realization, a dark feeling had crept over her, like ink spreading across a page. She was scared. No, she was terrified.
After everything she’d been through, the idea of letting someone in again felt overwhelming. She’d barely managed to piece herself back together after Lando, and she knew that if things fell apart with Max, she might not have the strength to do it again. With Max, she’d fallen fast and hard, in a way that felt both thrilling and dangerous. And how could she not? He was almost too good to be true. Yet, she couldn’t shake the voice in the back of her mind whispering that trust like this came with a cost.
Her relationship with Lando had taught her so much. They’d loved each other, but they’d been unwilling to bend in the ways that mattered. There were too many conflicts, too many moments of stubborn silence. She knew, deep down, that they were never meant to be.
But with Max, it was different. He saw beauty in parts of her that Lando had once found flaws. The qualities she had found exhausting in Lando felt effortless in Max. He was everything.
Yet, she couldn’t bring herself to fall completely, because if she did, Y/n didn’t believe anyone would be there to catch her.
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Y/n had barely slept the night before, her mind stuck on the way Max had looked at her when he asked, “What are we?” She’d messaged him, asking to meet up, but now, waiting for him here, her stomach twisted with nerves. When she saw him walking toward her, hands tucked in his pockets, that gentle smile on his face, her heart clenched. How was it that he could make her feel both safe and completely vulnerable at the same time?
“Hey,” he greeted, his smile fading a little as he studied her face. “Are you okay?”
She nodded, though the words tangled in her throat, refusing to come out. Max, sensing her hesitation, took a step closer, his eyes filled with a mixture of concern and patience.
“Y/n, talk to me,” he murmured, his voice a soft anchor.
“I… I don’t know why I panicked,” she admitted, voice barely above a whisper. “When you asked what we were.” She saw the flicker of hurt in his eyes and felt guilt wash over her. “It’s not you, Max. You’ve been everything I could want.”
He looked down, nodding slowly as he absorbed her words. “But something’s keeping you from trusting this,” he said gently, sadness tracing his voice.
She exhaled shakily, looking away. “After everything with Lando, I just… I’m terrified, Max. The thought of letting myself fall again, of opening up like that—it scares me. If something went wrong… I don’t think I’d be able to put myself back together.”
He was quiet, letting her words sink in. Then he reached for her hand, his thumb brushing softly over her knuckles. “Y/n,” he said, his voice steady and calm. “I know you’re scared. And I understand that trust isn’t easy when you’ve been hurt before. But I’m not him. I’m here now, and I want us—whatever that looks like for you.”
He tilted her chin up, his eyes meeting hers with a fierce sincerity. “I’m not going anywhere.”
She looked up at him, her eyes brimming with the emotions she’d kept buried. “You deserve someone who’s not this… scared.”
Max shook his head, his expression unwavering. “I want you, Y/n—all of it. The good, the bad, the parts you’re afraid to show. I know I’m asking for a lot, but please, let me in.” His gaze softened, and he gave her hand a gentle squeeze. “We can take it as slow as you need. I’m here for that.”
Y/n felt a weight lift from her chest as she looked into his eyes, realizing that maybe, just maybe, she didn’t have to carry the fear alone. She didn’t have to be fully healed to let herself love him.
With a small, tentative smile, she squeezed his hand back. “Thank you, Max. For being so patient with me.”
A look of relief and warmth spread across his face. “You’re worth the wait, Y/n.”
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a wayyyy more wordy one for you guys
thank you for all the love on this you guys omgg
also i thought id do a couple now cause halloween is coming up and im gonna be bussyyyy
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captainreecejames · 4 months ago
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I Hope || My Ex is a Footballer FA14 Edition
[masterlist][my ex series masterlist]
summary you divorce you're cheating husband and manifest some shit
pairings ex!Fernando Torres x reader, Fernando Alonso x reader faceclaim maria valverde
warnings men who cheat, cursing,
notes yikes I am so sorry this took forever. life has picked up for me and I feel like it's work sleep on repeat so I've had no energy for anything else. I'm not sure I love how this turned out but i felt like I kept you all waiting for too long so here it is.
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bsfinstagram karaoke night!!! 🎤🎶
ynusername 🎤🎤😱😱
username1 what songs did you sing? ↳ bsfinstagram I hope by Gabby Barrett and before he cheats were a big hit tonight! ↳ username1 fucking CONFIRMATION FERNANDO TORRES IS A GIANT DICK
username2 oh to be a fly on the wall of this place
username3 WHEN HE GETS CHEATED ON BY THE NEW GIRL AND EVERYONE LAUGHS!!!!!!
gabbybarrett I'm glad you like the song! sorry it relates to you though :( ↳ ynusername it's a masterpiece thank you for sharing ↳ username4 what an interaction
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username12 @ lawrence stroll bring her to every race from now on idc what it costs I know you can afford it username13 that's what I'm saying
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alo_official it was wonderful to have you ↳ lance_stroll ditto! but come to my side next time ↳ ynusername lance_stroll no thanks but I'll still say hi
astonmartinf1 bring the kids back!! I miss them ↳ ynusername they miss you admin!
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obligatory pole but i think I know how this one is going to turn out
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babygirlblosser · 1 year ago
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Oh good you’re finally home🥰. We need to talk. Look I know you and my boyfriend have been best friends since 😚you were both in diapers and we all decided to live together this semester, but we can hear everything you do i😵n your room through the air vent, including what you watch. And it has sounded like you have some pretty weird little embarrassing fetishes. Like what? How about that weird mommy porn I always hear blaring? Yea I see you blushing now. You’re pretty addicted to those POV diaper changing simulations too. No don’t worry we’re not kicking you out or anything,😵 but I’m definitely going to make fun of you forever tbh. So don’t be rude baby boy, are you gonna show me your secret widdle stash of diapers🥰? I know you have some. There’s no way you’re just jerking your little baby dick to your diaper fetish porn😍. I’ve definitely heard what sounds like the tabs of a crinkly😱 diaper being ripped open and put on my giant loser of a roommate who never brings girls home and now I know why!! I never would’ve guessed that you were an adult baby but it makes a lot of sense. I just mean that diapers really suit you. You’re short, you’re moody and whin😥y, oh and my friends who’ve suffered the misfortune of sleeping with you even told me about how small your dick is and how fast you cum. Didn’t you immediately start humping Rachel’s leg😘 and cry for her to put a titty in your mouth and then cum in your pants instantly? Yea she told people..a-lot of people.😍 Soooo yea you definitely belong in them. Are you wearing one right now?? Why would I believe you, come here..🥰omg it’s like 3 in the afternoon and you’re wearing a dirty pissy diaper❤️!! And it’s so thick and has baby patterns on it wtf??? Cmon loser follow me to your room I’m totally changing your diaper on Instagram live.😍
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sl0t4matt · 7 months ago
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hard launch with hector fort 🙏🏻🙏🏻
h. fort | hard launch
love love this trope. thank u, anon!! also added a few more posts than just the hard launch hope u don’t mind :)
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youruser kinda in my wag era rn
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random OMG WHAT
random she’s fine af how did he pull her lmao
╰┈➤ random they are both very attractive bro
random did somebody say hard launch?!
yourbestfriend hottest wag
╰┈➤ youruser luv u
random who’s she and why is she with hector
╰┈➤ random prolly his gf
hctorforrt_ i still don’t know what that means
╰┈➤ youruser r u slow i told you like 10 times
lamineyamal thank god i can’t keep secrets
╰┈➤ youruser 🙄🙄
╰┈➤ random lmao lamine knew
random can someone watch my grwm? 🥺
╰┈➤ random no 🥺
marcguiu9 someone took my bitch
╰┈➤ youruser bohoo 🥺
╰┈➤ hctorforrt_ marc 😫🫃
╰┈➤ youruser homosexuals
╰┈➤ random theyre dating atp
╰┈➤ random LMAO i love her 😭
random noo hector 😓
random wha- shocked.
lamineyamal gonna be a long ass era
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hctorforrt_ still not sure how i pulled this 
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youruser ur cute
random hottest couple
random i think we missed a chapter or two
random crying rn she’s pretty tho
fcbarcelona champ on and off the pitch 🤙
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random she’s beautiful
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╰┈➤ random yes and she mogs u
random they compliment each other so well
╰┈➤ random fr both hot af
marcguiu9 i accept i guess
╰┈➤ youruser thank you for your blessing🙏🏼
_ferminlopez my kids
╰┈➤ random daddy
╰┈➤ _ferminlopez come again?
╰┈➤ random oh
random she only wants him for money
╰┈➤ youruser omg you caught me 😰
╰┈➤ hctorforrt_ lmao
╰┈➤ random she’s a model i’m sure she has her own money
433 goat good luck!
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hctorforrt_ she said she would look “so sexy” pregnant
╰┈➤ youruser bitch why would u post that (i would totally rock being preggo)
hctorforrt_ wym you always look good (only with my children tho)
youruser you flirt 🤭 also i’m totally not letting you get away with this
hctorforrt_ yeah sure
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hctorforrt_ i was zipping up her dress lol
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youruser stop talking big you literally couldn’t do it for shit
╰┈➤ hctorforrt_ i did it in the end tho
╰┈➤ youruser yeah when we were already late
random the last one 😍 she’s so cute
lamineyamal papi when r u posting yourself 🥵
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╰┈➤ paucubarsi i miss his face too 😔
╰┈➤ marcguiu9 me three
╰┈➤ youruser ew
╰┈➤ random they are so funny 😭
youruser i’m gonna get revenge for the story wait up
╰┈➤ hctorforrt_ shivers down my spine 😱
╰┈➤ youruser okay bitch it just got worse
paucubarsi i think she has something on her nose
╰┈➤ hctorforrt_ omg really bro 😱
╰┈➤ youruser leave him alone 🙄
random it’s always the models
╰┈➤ random literally stop calling yourself a fan when you say shit like that
╰┈➤ random just let him be happy omg?!
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youruser i’m kind of liking this wag lifestyle
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marcguiu9 JAJAJAJAJA
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random omg haha hector looks so cute in that picture
lamineyamal slaying fr
╰┈➤ youruser ate fr
paucubarsi the pic of hector is killing me
╰┈➤youruser u and everyone else
hctorforrt_ you’re evil
╰┈➤ youruser it’s your own fault 🥱
hctorforrt_ just because i’m in love w u doesn’t mean u can do shit like that!!!
╰┈➤ youruser aw you’re in love with me 🤭
lamineyamal nah deserved after that story
╰┈➤ youruser i know right!
╰┈➤ paucubarsi fr did you dirty with that
╰┈➤ hctorforrt_ you’re supposed to be MY friends?!
╰┈➤ youruser hah! they love me more
fcbarcelona hector always been a culer 💙❤️
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random why is no one talking about how good she looks?!
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minaj-estyyy · 5 months ago
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Bakugo in lingerie? thanks.
Your a genius omg 😱
At first you’d bought it for him as a gag gift for Christmas, you weren’t expecting for him to wear it but you couldn’t help but wonder what the lace fabric would look like against his skin.
You’d wrap it nicely in a small box with a bow, putting it under the tree in your living room while he was out doing hero work. He hadn’t even noticed it when he came home, to exhausted from saving the world.
The next morning when it was finally time to open the few gifts you’d both got for one another he’d held the box with a scowl.
“What the hell is this?” He’d say with a laugh. He gave the package a rough shake before tearing it open. as the lacy material spills out, Bakugos tough demeanor is replaced with curiosity.
“What’s the idea with this crap?” His cheeks slightly red, rare show of embarrassment. He’d hold it between his fingers as far away from his body as possible, like it stunk or something 😭
“you should try it on!”
“Hah? You couldn’t catch me dead in this shit!” He’d say throwing the lingerie at you.
Well at least you tried!
But Imagine coming home earlier than normal on a day bakugo was off…
It was normal for you to get off early, but this is bakugos first day off in a few months so he didn’t really expect it, so you were going to surprise him! You get home, taking off your shoes, placing your coat on the rack by the door. Normal stuff. Till muffled grunts seep in, you pause- brows furrowed at the heavy breathing and noises of frustration.
You crack the door open to find bakugo frustratingly humping up into his hand wearing the lingerie. His dick was evident behind the silk fabric doing a bad job of covering him completely. Just by the looks of it you could tell he was doing something wrong, the rhythm and grip and- you could go on forever. He’d always been to busy (obsessed) with hero work to watch porn or experiment, so he clearly had no idea what he was doing.
He finally let go of his dick grunting loudly, tossing an arm over his face to cover his eyes.
“Fucking damnit!”
He was so hard it looked like it hurt, with the state of need he was in you just had to help. He was impossible to ignore- strained, frustrated grunts hang in the air as he squirms uncontrollably.
With a deep breath you approach the bed, hesitant yet eager to fix the others torment without scaring him, almost forgetting that he had no idea you were even home.
“Christ, what have we got here…” you said softly not to startle the other. You grab his arm and take it away from his face, his irritation evident.
“Thought you’d never wear it.” You’d say, taking a good look at the other before your eyes meet once more. You reach your hand down to palm him through the silk fabric.
“Hurts, huh?”
Bakugo would be nonverbal at a time like this, the only response you got from him was his legs spreading further apart.
Your fingers trace the elastic band, slipping into the lace to take out his angry dick, Bakugos breath is ragged as you take over.
“Nh, fuck..” he manages to let out, resting his head on your shoulder-holding you tight. His nails dug into your back as you talk him through it before he finally cums.
“You should wear it again.”
“Shut up”
Hopefully this gave somethinggg
Thanks, muah 💋
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fairytsuk1 · 3 months ago
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Valentine’s Day night with him omg 😱
you knew alex was going to go all out, but you didn’t know it meant he was also going to give all of himself to you.
“‘s like a gift for you and me, huh? i get watch you bounce—fuck, and you get to be all slutty for me. i really love you, you know?”
alex groans as he pulls your hips closer, fingers gripping your hips as he helps you ride him. he’d gotten so much stronger now and you can’t help but let out a cry when he fucks his cock back into you as you slam down on him.
“alex, ohmygod, I-I can’t—“
“don’t give up on me now, princess,” and he fucking laughs while sucking on your pulse point. “just a little more, hm? ngh, i just can’t stop now.”
his pants grow ragged and he practically shoves his face into your chest.
“it’s a gift for the both of us, remember?”
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exhaslo · 6 months ago
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Hi! Could I ask for a short request if you have the time? I'm just imagining reader in Corruption getting pregnant with twins and Miguel just goes crazy for it. She's too tired to do much - because she's quite small and fragile - but he just follows her around and is just always finding ways to touch her and kiss her and just admire her body because it's become so obediant to him that it's produced two babies in one go?! 😱
I just want to see Corruption Miguel absolutely whipped for his pregnant little wife 😍.
Omg Villain!Miguel will go nuts! Also, LOVING the love that Villain!Miguel is getting!!
Warning: None, just fluff, twisted thoughts, manipulation
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
The moment that Lyla, not you, announced that you were pregnant was the best day in Miguel's life.
Miguel was sure to always have your states on his watch, making sure that you were always healthy. Lyla was your nurse, to a point, always checking up on you and reporting to Miguel. Miguel was not going to lose this chance.
Miguel was always with you for every doctor visit. The mad scientist himself, needed to understand the process of child birth. Miguel made sure to get the best doctor in the city to watch and care for you.
When it was time for your ultrasound, Miguel was over the moon. His own eyes staring at the child in your belly. The child that he worked hard to create. The child that you were finally giving him.
"Oh, there is a second head. We have twins," The doctor hummed.
Miguel's eyes widen. Unable to control his excitement, he gave you a deep and passionate kiss. You were in a daze from the sudden kiss. Miguel withheld his laughter throughout the whole visit. By the time you got home, Miguel was all over you.
"Mhm~ Miggy~" You cooed. Miguel kept his hands against your waist, kissing your neck,
"My good girl. Such a obedient, perfect, girl. Giving me twins. I must reward you." Miguel hummed. You felt your face fluster as you couldn't help but smile,
"It's just our luck~"
"No. Your body was made for me. Wants to prove how much it loves me and my seed to give me twins,"
You whined, covering your face from embarrassment as Miguel kept showering you with kisses. This wasn't like him, but you were loving every second of it.
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Miguel was being so overprotected. He kept you at home, taking you out only when he cleared the city of every criminal. For once, Miguel was playing a hero, but only for you.
Miguel made sure that nothing came to your harm. Hell, he even killed and used those bodies as a warning to not ruin his day. You came first.
You always came first.
As the months flew by, your body was growing weak and tired. The pregnancy was draining you and constantly making you hungry.
Miguel was always prepared. He made sure that you always had everything you craved, gave you all the vitamins you needed, and even gave you massages.
His hands were always on you. Miguel wanted to make sure he could always feel you caring for his child. Whether it was giving you a foot massage or just touching your belly. Miguel was just excited to have twins.
You were giving him twins.
"Miguel...what about work?" You asked tiredly as you tried to get off the bed.
Miguel glanced up at you, carefully pulling you down. His head buried against your neck as he rubbed your belly. Soft kisses against your neck as he tried to feel the baby.
"You come first. The baby comes first," Miguel whispered, "Today is going to be about you."
"Awe, Miguel~" You cooed, "Can we...get breakfast first? I'm hungry,"
"Of course,"
Miguel was careful to help you up, staring at your large belly. His lips twitched into a smirk as he saw the babies kick. His hands roaming your stomach, wanting to feel. You were carrying the future of humanity.
"Hehe, who would have thought you'd be so loving~" You chuckled, putting your hands against his, "I'm a little jealous~"
"Don't be. Once our children are born, I'll be sure to give you more attention. How else are we to give them siblings?"
"Eep! Miguel!" You whined, covering your face against his chest.
Miguel rubbed your back, finding you adorable. You had already agreed to carry as many children as possible for Miguel. You had to be a good girl and give him everything he wanted. He had to wait so long for this...
And you were going to give it to him.
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When it was time for you to give birth, Miguel made arrangements to have the birth at his place. He hired the personal doctor and some nurses and got all of the equipment that they needed.
It was too risky to have you give birth at a hospital. Miguel didn't want to risk anything happening to his children or you. With all the enemies he had...Miguel made sure to keep you a secret.
"Ah!!" You cried out.
Holding your hand, Miguel watched as the doctors helped you. Your grip was tight, it almost hurt. If Miguel were a normal human then you might have broken his hand. Oh, how great it was to have you give birth to his babies.
His super human babies.
Listening to you crying as you pushed, Miguel tried to comfort you. After a few more pushes, you were a panting mess as the room was filled with crying.
"That's my girl," Miguel kissed your head, more focused on the twins.
The doctors and nurses cleaned the two babies before giving them to both you and Miguel. Miguel's eyes sparkled as he stared at the two crying children. You were laughing tiredly,
"Look, Miguel. Our babies~" You cheered. Miguel gave you an honest smile, placing the two children in a special crib,
"Yes. Our babies. Now rest."
Dismissing everyone, Miguel finished taking care of you. He cleaned the bed and everything and washed you. You were sleeping soundly beside the crib with your two children. Miguel stroked your hair, staring at the twins.
"This is only the beginning, (Y/N)."
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tunatoge · 11 months ago
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brainrot by ur gojo and reader taking care of tsumiki and megumi fics 😭😭 i had an idea tho, what if gojo brought them to work since reader couldnt hire a babysitter and had work to do!! 😱😱 jus a lil thought, hope u had a good day today btw!! ❤❤
omg im so sorry for missing this but this is such a cute idea ily for this idea!! i hope u enjoy :)
my inbox is still open for reqs :D
pairing: teen!s. gojo x teen!reader
contents: gojo takes the kids to work, tsumiki gets attacked by a curse but megumi is there to save the day
you think your head might implode.  
tsumiki swings her legs in her car seat, singing along with the radio. her little shoes knock into the back of your seat repetitively. 
“tsum,” you say softly, rubbing at your temples with one hand, “can you stop kicking my chair, please?” the light ahead of you turns green and you follow the arc of cars turning left, silently cursing the afternoon traffic. 
“okay!” she chirps, stopping for a second before swinging her feet again. the soft thump thump thump on the back of your seat makes you grit your teeth. 
megumi shifts in his carseat, squeezing his juice pouch in between his little fingers. “do we have to go to the school?” he mumbles, sucking at the little plastic straw before throwing the garbage into the back of your car. you purse your lips as tsumiki scolds megumi. 
“sorry, megs,” you respond, tapping your finger against the steering wheel at another red light. “unfortunately, the babysitter called in sick and i’ve got plans with my parents. you’ll have to be with satoru today.” you glance at the rearview mirror, watching as megumi’s little brows pinch together and his lips begin to form a pout. tsumiki cheers. 
the light turns green and you drive the car forward, luckily missing the next couple of red lights and making it to jujutsu tech. 
“i don’t wanna go,” megumi says sharply as he crosses his arms over his chest. you hum apologetically as you swing open your car door. “i wanna be with you.” 
as you round the car and open his door, satoru appears at the top of the stairs. he smiles widely and bounds down the steps, easily reaching tsumiki’s door and helping her out of her carseat while you work on megumi’s. 
“i know, megs,” you tell him, lifting him up by his armpits and pulling him into a little hug. he clings to you, glaring at satoru behind your back. “i’ll make sure to bring back something yummy for you and tsum, okay? something salty for you and something sweet for tsum,” you promise, leaning down to set him on the sandy ground. he reluctantly lets you go. 
“okay…” he agrees, walking toward satoru who swings tsumiki around in the air while she laughs. he doesn’t turn back around and you sigh, your head throbbing with the remnants of your earlier headache. 
satoru finally turns toward you, a wide smile on his face, “don’t worry your pretty little head, everything’s gonna be totally okay!” he tucks tsumiki into his armpit like she’s a soccer ball. “we’ll see you for dinner! tell your mom i say hi, yeah?” he watches as you walk around the hood of your car. automatically, he leans forward and opens the car door for you. 
“thanks,” you murmur tentatively as you slide into your seat and diligently clip your seatbelt in place. 
satoru smiles even wider, tsumiki still tucked into his body and megumi tightly fisting his navy pants. he easily leans forward and presses a wet kiss to your cheek before leaning back and slamming your door shut. 
“bye!” he yells, his voice muffled. tsumiki waves and echoes his sentiment. you chuckle before driving away from the school. 
satoru’s grin doesn’t falter as he watches you drive away from him and the kids. a little feeling in his chest tells him that he probably should have told you about the mission he’d been assigned but he brushes it away; he knows he can handle it, he’s the strongest.
megumi tugs harder at his pants, “can you put her down?” he asks, pointing a chubby finger at tsumiki’s dangling body. 
satoru grins, “of course, gumi,” he says, placing tsumiki on the ground and crouching to help her straighten her shirt and bright pink skirt. “but you’re gonna have to take her spot!” he cheers, swiftly grabbing megumi and picking him up. “c’mon, tsumiki!” he calls as he bounds back up the stairs, megumi in his arms. 
yaga waits for satoru at the top, his arms crossed over his chest. satoru whistles happily as he stops in front of him. 
“don’t you think you should’ve told them you have a mission today?” yaga asks, staring at megumi and tsumiki. “you can’t take them with you.” 
gojo stops whistling, reaching upward to slide his glasses down an inch. “who says?” he challenges. “i’m not hearing too many objections. are you, tsumiki, megumi?” megumi glowers in his arms and tsumiki shakes her head. 
“nope!” she chirps. “we’ll be okay, mr. yaga! satoru’s the strongest!” 
yaga stares at the little girl, “fine,” he relents after a minute. “take them, but if they get hurt i’m not vouching for you, satoru.” 
satoru shift megumi into one arm and leans down and scoops tsumiki into his other arm. “no buts, yaga, my kids aren’t going to get hurt.” he smirks before teleporting away from the school, leaving a little cloud of dust in his wake. 
the three of them reappear in a closed off subway station. the lights overhead flicker sporadically and gojo huffs. he places megumi and tsumiki on the concrete floor near a little bench.
“wait here,” he says softly, slowly taking his glasses off his face. he vanishes from their sight.
megumi puffs his cheeks. “don’t you think it’s a bad idea that he left us?” he asks tsumiki who settles into the subway bench and begins to swing her feet. she hums to herself. 
“i trust him!” she says and megumi’s stomach drops at the sight of a dark shadow slinking toward her. 
“tsumiki,” he starts, looking around for satoru. “i think we should move.” 
she looks at him, “huh? but satoru said to stay here–” before she can finish, the low level curse launches itself at her. tsumiki yelps loudly as the slimy monster begins to drag her away. 
megumi clasps his hands together, the exact way satoru had taught him, and lets out a cry of frustration when his two dogs don’t appear. “please, please, please,” he whimpers, clasping his hands together over and over. 
finally, two dogs appear from the subway shadows and throw themselves at the curse dragging tsumiki away. they tear at its slimy body and tsumiki runs toward megumi. 
before she can reach him, megumi’s body is hauled into the air. he yelps loudly, turning around to glare at satoru as he smiles brightly. his blue eyes are nearly blinding. 
“you two okay?” satoru asks somewhat out of breath, he looks at tsumiki who picks sticks and rocks and other grime out of her hair and clothes. 
she nods, “megumi saved me!” 
“yeah? wait ‘till (y/n) hears about that!” satoru grins, picking tsumiki up and teleporting the three of them back to the school. your car is pulled in front of the school and you’re leaning against the hood, your cellphone gripped tightly in your hands. 
“satoru gojo,” you grumble as he approaches you. he settles the kids back onto the floor before wrapping his arms around you. 
“hi, my love,” he greets, pressing little kisses to the top of your head. “how are the in-laws doing?” 
you push at his chest and glare up at him, impatiently tapping your foot against the dirt. “they’re not your in-laws. why didn’t you tell me you had a mission?” 
satoru shoves his hands deep into his pockets. “ahh, it never came up! and don’t worry, pretty, they will be soon.” he leans back casually and grins at the way your face heats. 
megumi clings to your pantleg and you look down at him. your nose wrinkles. 
“satoru… why does megumi smell like a cursed spirit?” you look over at tsumiki and your eyes narrow at her messy clothes. “satoru gojo, you better not tell me what i think happened.” 
tsumiki jumps up, “don’t be mad at satoru!” she says. “we’re all safe and megumi saved me!” 
your glare turns back to satoru. “we’ll talk about this later,” you promise before turning to megumi who blushes deeply and turns away. 
“i summoned demon dogs,” he mumbles shyly. 
your mood immediately lightens, “really? that’s awesome, megs!” you praise, bringing him up into your arms and twirling him around in a circle. “that calls for ice cream, don’t you think?” 
megumi nods as you pull him into hug. “can i get two scoops?” 
“of course you can. let’s go right now!” you open the car door and situate megumi into his seat. tsumiki giggles and crawls into her seat and waits for you to buckle her in. 
“i call shotgun!” satoru sings. 
you turn to him, “not you, since you have another mission according to yaga.” 
satoru’s jaw drops as you clip tsumiki in and shut her car door with your hip. he watches as you sit in the driver’s seat. 
“i’ll save you a cup,” you tell him, winking before driving away.
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starrynights-sunnyskies · 4 months ago
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as the flowers bloom, my heart does too ⋆*·゚misa x putellas!femreader, social media au, (13/-)
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when your relationship ends and all you want to do is hide and cry, flowers suddenly start to appear on your doorstep.
or; misa hating to see a pretty girl cry and suffer and going out of her way to cheer her up while staying anonymous
fic: see my masterlist 🤍
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alexiaputellas Two arms around Misa next time, por favor. Don't want a repeat of you falling off a bike again 😆 liked by marisabel_rguez
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14:31 Misa 🤍 Hey, gorgeous. How's your day going?
15:56 you love!! it's been really sweet. we had brunch at the classiest cafe and did some shopping. went to an art gallery too. strolling the streets a bit now and going to the moulin rouge tonight! 💃
16:03 Misa 🤍 I can't wait to see all the photos! Watch out for pickpockets!!
16:04 you seeing as i wear my heart on my sleeve and all, that's great advice. thanks, chula
16:04 Misa 🤍 😊😘
16:56 you and i'm thinking of you. always. good luck with your match tonight. i'll try and catch some of it through stream when we're back in the hotel room. i love you.
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10:03 Misa Hey Alba, are you free and up for lunch today? 😁
10:45 Alba Putellas flattered, but yn really is the only perfect putellas for you
10:53 Misa Shut up 😂
10:53 Misa It just feels like we haven’t done anything together in a while.
10:54 Alba Putellas tempting… what’s really behind this tho? you can't fool me 🧐
10:54 Misa Nothing, just want to chat and catch up.
10:55 Alba Putellas hmm sure... will you pay?
10:59 Misa Fine
11:12 Alba Putellas time and place and i'll be there! 😚
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13:04 Misa Maybe don't tell YN I'm in Barcelona to pick her up from the trainstation. I want to surprise her. Her friend's already in on it.
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13:14 Misa Alba, don't tell me you've already told her 😅
13:18 Alba Putellas SORRY. how was i supposed to know to keep it a secret when you texted me earlier?????
13:26 Misa No worries, it's okay. I'll see you in a bit! I'm stopping by the florist first.
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23:56 albaquerque 🌼 is that who i think it is in your friend's story?
00:34 you you got that right! crazy huh?
00:38 albaquerque 🌼 yn fucking idiot?? you don't put your ex gf on your lap and then pose for a picture, puta madre
00:38 you 😟
00:39 you jesus alba. chill. i'm at a university reunion. someone from our mutual friend group set it up. it's not like i texted her to meet up. we scooted our chairs together for the photo, that's all. she wasn't on my lap.
00:39 you and you know our breakup was chill. she's cool. it's been a couple of years. it was actually really sweet to catch up again after all this time, see how our lives changed and how much we've grown. it was sweet! we had so much to talk about 😭
00:39 albaquerque 🌼 that's exactly why it was such a bad idea omfg do you hear yourself? you're such a bimbo sometimes
00:46 you alba, we're both mature women and respect and understand that we were a part of each other's lives and past but that's that. there's nothing there. we parted as friends and we're still friends now. that's all. reuniting with her won't resurface my feelings. all that there is, is platonic now. i care for her in the sense that i want her to do well in life, but not with me by her side.
00:46 you but i can see why you'd think it's a little tasteless, but we only did that silly picture. we sat around a table with all the others the rest of the night. i told her about misa!! then the guys heard she was a footballer and we talked more about how we got together and such. everyone thought it was the sweetest story. frankly, i don't think i stopped bringing her up whenever i could 😭
00:46 you but wait ew why am i even defending myself to you
00:46 albaquerque 🌼 with all due respect, she was your first love, your first everything. and i know that things didn't work out, but i know you've always kept a soft spot for her because of that. you haven't talked since uni and now you're close again? i just don't want you to make a mistake.
00:51 you you're trying to find drama that isn't there, alba. she is a friend. and she's an ex for a reason.
00:53 albaquerque 🌼 who you used to kiss and fuck like you were energiser bunnies. that's a line you can't uncross. you're not being very respectful to your girlfriend. you can't mix those worlds with a clear conscience. imagine how misa will feel?
00:55 you oh so you consider me completely unable to be a mature woman and think i can't have a normal conversation without jumping into a woman's pants?
00:55 you and you're so disgusting, why did you have to say that. that made me really uncomfortable.
00:55 albaquerque 🌼 truth hurts
1:02 you why are you even lecturing me and why am i even listening to you out of all people?? i don't care what kind of shit date you had tonight but you don't go and lash that out on me.
1:04 albaquerque 🌼 because i know what i'm talking about when it comes to that. i made mistakes so i could learn and tell you what not to do. that's what older sisters are for.
1:07 you yeah, they're to look up to, not to pull you down
1:07 albaquerque 🌼 yn listen, where are you now? how much did you drink? do i need to pick you guys up?
1:07 you you didn't have to say it like that
1:07 you clearly not enough bc the headache i have rn is bc of you and not bc of the booze
1:07 albaquerque 🌼 where are you. drop your location
1:12 you fucking hell, go and annoy someone else.
1:12 albaquerque 🌼 i just don't want you ruining this good thing you finally have
1:23 you why do you think i ever would? do you really trust me so little? do you really think i would throw away what i have with misa, something i have waited for my entire life, something i've dedicated love and passion and dedication and energy to for almost two years? do you really think i would hurt my partner? the woman i want to propose to? you putting the thought in my head of her not being in my life makes me even more sure i want to stay by her side forever. do you really think that i would put her heart and her happiness on the line for an ex with whom i was never this in love with as i am with misa? do you really think i could hurt my favourite person like that?
1:23 albaquerque 🌼 goddamn yn, you're taking this out of proportion. i didn't mean it all like that.
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1:23 you no, my reaction is fair, and i think you meant it exactly that way. and you know what? don't even reply to what i asked. i'm afraid of the answer, seeing you also don't trust me having an ex around. if you wanted me to have an as shitty night as you, then you have succeeded, thank you very much
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1:24 you and you had no reason to attack me like that over a photo. you should know me better than what you're implying i was up to. and it really fucking hurts that you think i would do such a thing. i fucking love misa and you should know that. and you obviously doubting if i do, is making me feel really anxious if misa really knows how much i love her.
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1:24 you stop typing. fucking fuck off, alba. and don't text me. i'm really mad at you right now. leave me alone.
1:24 you and don't even try and contact me through mama or ale. or misa. or any of my friends.
1:25 albaquerque 🌼 ❗️Not delivered - yn i'm sorry, of course i trust you. i panicked. i shouldn't have said the things i did. sorry sorry i regret it. can we talk about it? i know you are in love with her. she's your entire world and you are hers, i can see that, don't worry. i never doubted that. but i panicked that maybe your ex would still be interested and would say just the right thing or bring up a memory and would put seeds of doubt in your mind or tempt you. i shouldn't have thought so. that was very low of me. and i know you would never do such a thing. im sorry.
1:25 albaquerque 🌼 ❗️Not delivered - where are you rn tho? im worried. but sorry again. im so sorry laelia. i just panicked, like i said, i don't want you to ruin what you have and also because misa-
1:25 albaquerque 🌼 ❗️Not delivered - oh great, of fucking course you blocked me.
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2:01 Alexia Hey, what's happened? I'm rooming with Misa at camp and YN called her in absolute tears. It's the middle of the night??
2:09 Alba fuck, okay, well i really didn't mean it the way i did but i guess i was a little too harsh about it??
2:09 Alexia About what?
2:09 Alexia And a little? You don't say. I couldn't even understand a word she said 🤨
2:09 Alexia I want you to tell me everything. And you have to do damage control the second you wake up tomorrow.
2:09 Alba yeah and i will, tho im not sure i'll be able to catch a wink of sleep now. but we also might have another problem
2:09 Alexia And you didn't think the one you created was enough? What is it?
2:11 Alba i don't know how serious she was about it or if it was a spur-of-the-moment thing, and how short or long term her plans are, but the idea of proposing to misa is there...
2:11 Alexia Oh! Oh, wow.
2:12 Alba yeah oh
2:12 Alexia I thought we had to worry if she was ready, not worry that she was this ready.
2:12 Alba what should we do?
2:12 Alexia Change her mind, obviously.
2:14 Alba are you insane??!??!?
2:14 Alexia No, of course not, idiota!
2:14 Alba well woohoo, fucking forgive me but sarcasm doesn't hit the same way through text, alexia!!
2:14 Alba but what are we to do??
2:14 Alexia We'll come up with something.
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2:19 Misa Hey, Alba. I know what happened. YN called me. The intention behind wanting to protect our relationship was really sweet, but in doing so, you really hurt her, and by extension, me. I know what you meant and that you had only good intentions, but I trust her. She is an independent lady who can go out and have fun with friends and I'm absolutely not worried about her loyalty, because I can feel how much we love one another and how devoted she is to me. She told me there was a high chance that her ex would be there, and we talked about it. There was never an ounce of doubt in my mind that she would even think of either physically or mentally cheating on me. So what I'm trying to say is, don't worry about it. And don't doubt her. I don't either. She's mature and responsible and she's my person. YN is really upset thinking that you think so low of her, and worried that she was disrespectful towards me and is now actively overthinking even the most insignificant little things and interactions she's had in the time we've been together. She's worrying if she's told and shown me enough how much I love her. I know that behaviour of her will resurface now and then, it's her trauma response, but I'm really worried about it all because I can't calm her down through a phone the way I would want in real life, you know? Especially now that I'm out of the country. Once again, I know you meant well and it feels really sweet that you value our relationship and would fight for it and want it to last as much as we do. She probably doesn't want to talk to you right away, but can you please go and make it up soon? Just let her come to you first. She's staying with one of her friends now that she's in Barcelona, by the way. She's there now, she's safe.
2:45 Alba im sorry im sorry im sorry, i feel like a total ass and probleme starter and for what? ive read our chat back and i realise my mistake and my hostility to her messages. i was just panicking that all your effort would've been for nothing and that all she learned to overcome and the behaviours she grew out of with you and because of you, would be for nothing. i know you told me that she was growing quiet lately whenever you brought up the future and i know my sister. she's always had the worst coping mechanisms and it always starts with quietness and distance, so i was just afraid that she was chickening out of the commitment and that seeing her ex would be the perfect escape. i know i shouldn't have thought that about her. because that's the old her. the new her has you to hold on to in difficult times, and tonight has definitely proven that again. but the doubt and worry was a split second thought that i fed while i should've binned it the second it came up. but i've had a shitty night and seeing that photo just made it all worse. i shouldn't have taken it out on her. and i'm sorry for stepping on your toes. i just don't want you guys to ever break up. she's so happy with you. the past two years we've seen a version of her we've never seen. in a good way!! more bright and cheery and just carefree. and she can feel like that and let go of her troubles and stress because she's so loved, protected and cared for by you. once again, i'm so so sorry.
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fictionismyreality3 · 27 days ago
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Warnings: romance and everything that comes with it, bimbo!reader vibes
Notes: omg a semi-decent length fic? And I just posted yesterday?! 😱 guys I’m actually gonna-
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The alarm was set, pink, hello kitty shaped. 30 minutes left on the timer until the first pizza was done. John would be home in 45 minutes. That was, like, a long time to set the table and everything. It wasn’t often John let you cook dinner. Usually you were relegated to sitting on the couch and watching your shows while John rolled up his sleeves and got the frying pans out. It wasn’t that you couldn’t cook.
It was just that, like, John said he didn’t want you miss your shows and stuff.
Tempted, your eyes drifted to your usual spot on the couch. The warm, fuzzy, chunky knit blanket sat invitingly against the soft cushions, the remote looking at you as if to urge you on. You would just watch half an episode or something.
The sounds of the tv blaring wasn’t something that was unusual for John to hear coming home. Overdramatic, lilting voices echoed through the door of your apartment even before he had the key in the lock. His back ached, tired from years of service and sitting at a desk all day to reports Kate had forced him to finally look at.
But it was worth it.
Worth the headache dealing with new recruits, worth it sorting through the legal papers trying to clear the squad for a new mission. Worth the bullet holes. Worth it because he got to come home to you.
His pretty little bird.
He’d kept you all tucked away the moment he saw you fumbling with your umbrella at the bus stop, too distracted by the music in your headphones to notice the strap was still buttoned. He’d added you to his military papers and his will after your first date later that week.
John opened the door wordlessly, kicking off his boots being careful not to get dirt on the carpet, your pouting voice still in his head. It was warm. A candle lit in the entryway, the sweet scent of strawberries coating his nose.
“You here, sweetheart?” He called out, gliding through the apartment towards the living room.
“Baby! I missed you so much!” You squealed, hopping up excitedly, the blanket around your shoulders falling to the floor. You were just where John had expected you to be, the light from the tv dancing across your face.
So fucking pretty.
Two large hands held your cheeks as you bounded up to him. Pressing a kiss to the top of your head, he pulled your smaller body flush to his. With a deep breath, John inhaled the sugary smell that seemed to seep out of your pores, running his rough hands down the silk nightie you were wearing to cup the flesh of your ass.
“This f’me?” You giggled in response. God, he loved that fucking giggle.
“Thought you’d like it, daddy.” With a chirp, you leaned up on your tippy toes and pressed a kiss to his scruffy jaw.
Taking the opportunity, John snaked a hand up your throat, gripping the tender flesh and forcing his tongue into your mouth. There was something soothing, as twisted as it was, to have something pure and naive to come home to. To him, you were like a reminder that a world existed outside of his work.
And you made such pretty noises.
No matter how many times John had kissed you before, you always seemed to react like a lamb just learning to walk. All flushed cheeks and stumbling words. And it was even better since you were so obvious in your lust. After just a few seconds, you were already pawing at the corded muscles of his shoulders, demanding more and more.
But it wasn’t your fault when he was, like, so hot and stuff. You know?
Your legs hit the back of the couch, John forcing you onto your back, putting a pillow under your head before attacking your neck with kisses. The scratchy burn of his beard against your skin had you pressing your hips up, searching for that friction you needed.
“That’s it, luv. Just got home an’ you’re already needy, huh?” The words had your head spinning, a mewl slipping past your lips.
“Make those pretty noises, sweet girl. God, you’re such a-”
Blaring, high pitched beeps rang out, grating against your ears. John froze for a moment, his body automatically positioning itself to future cover yours, as if to protect you from an unseen threat.
Furrowing your brows, you tried to figure out where the noise was coming from, which was kinda hard when John’s hands were on you and-
Oh, right!
“Oh my gosh! My pizza!” Before he could react, you squirmed out from under him and ran into the kitchen, frantically opening the oven door.
Smoked billowed out, tainting the air and making you cough. You could feel the warmth of John coming to stand behind you, taking the oven mitts from your hands when you went to reach for them.
“Let me do it.”
“But, like-”
“Hush, sweetheart.”
Pulling the now ruined pizza out of the oven, he didn’t even have to look at you to know you had a pout on your face. After cracking open a window, John came back into the kitchen to find you examining the damage done to your beautiful creation. “I was trying to make a heart.”
The frown of your face sent a pang through him, and he could already see the tears welling up in your eyes the more you looked at the blackened and misshapen rock of dough. “S’alright, princess.”
Tugging you into him, one hand went to your hip, the other running through your hair.
“No it’s not. It was supposed to be a surprise for you. Hearts are supposed to be red or.. or, like, pink or something.” Your voice hitched, your bottom lip wobbling. “Not black!”
Trying to hold in his chuckle, Price nodded in sympathy, tucking your head into his burly chest.
“Yeah, but.. I’ve got a good enough heart right in front of me, luvie.”
Squinting your eyes, you looked around, trying to follow John’s gaze. There was the heart shaped salt holder, the dishtowel with hearts on it, the heart on the card next to the flowers he got you last week, the blackened heart shaped pizza, the-
“Luvie.” You blinked up at him. “M’talking about this heart right here.” John cooed at you, pinching your cheek.
A bubble of confusion popped in your head, and you looked from him to the blackened pizza and back again. Silence hung in the air for a second before it was punctured by your giggling.
“Oh, like, um..” He smiled down at you. “Like mine?”
“Yeah, sweetheart. Just like yours.”
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queen-of-reptiles · 1 year ago
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description: in which katie mccabe's girlfriend is on her final run of Swan Lake as Odette, and sometimes all you need is a bit of love to help say goodbye.
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disclaimer: this is all a work of fiction - she never dated Rue and Caitlin in this :)
warnings: Nothing too bad, a little saucy and slightly sexual comments.
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From Birmingham to Salford, to Sunderland to Edinburgh, to Plymouth and now back to Edinburgh to say goodbye.
This last year has been nothing short of breath-taking and a dream. To the cast who have been fantastic, thank you, I have made some lifelong friends.
To my dance teachers and directors, you gave a little nobody the chance to be her dream and I cannot be more grateful to you for that.
And finally, Odette, thank you for your have turned me into the princess a young girl once dreamed of being.
The best of luck to all those continuing, and onto the next journey.
love,
y/n xx
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ceasermorales: You are so fantastic! I will miss you very much, my odette! 🤍
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y/n: My prince 🤍🖤
username1: I am such a big fan, you have been the best Odette we have ever seen! 😭❤️❤️
Username2: OMG i follow you on TikTok! I love you!
katie_mccabe11: beautiful as always! <3
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username3: uhhhhh Katie? What you doing here?
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username4: omg is Katie lurking??? 😭
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username5: well ig Katie has never publicly dated anyone???
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username3: no please Katie cannot be taken!! 😫😫😫
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username6: bitch you're delusional, let Katie date people, she's not yours just cause she has never talked about her love life!!!
username7: THE WHOLE ARSENAL TEAM HAVE LIKED THIS!! 😱😱
yaoqinshang: It has been nothing short of an honour understudying you - thank you for all you taught me - I will miss you!
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y/n: Knock them dead kiddo - love you xx
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y/n: Going to miss ya too xoxo
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username1: Has anyone seen Katie's story????
username2: WHO IS THIS GIRL ON KATIE'S STORY?
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username3: Her name is y/n! This is her @ - @y/n - she is ballet dancer ! She just finished her run as Odette in the Royal Birmingham Ballet.
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username4: omg i watched her dance last month she was sooo good!! 🥺
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username5: SHE IS SO PRETTY AS WELL
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username6: she's quite big on Tiktok also thank you for finding her!
username7: Katie having a potential new gf who is A BALLET DANCER of all things is insane!!!!
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username8: She is also a ballroom dancer! my friend took a few masterclasses off of her and said she is like the sweetest thing!
username9: sunshine x stormcloud OMGOMG OMG cute!! 🥺❤️❤️
username10: they could just be friends though?
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username1: omg omg its her!
username2: IS THIS CONFIRMATION? 🧐🧐
username3: cool katie, cool.
username4: NOOO why would she be with her??
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username5: she ain't even that pretty wtf??
leahwilliamsonn: I don't understand how much talent can be in one little body? Like how does she do it?
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katie_mccabe11: I think she's a witch honestly
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bethmead_: well, we alllll know who she's put a spell on if that's the case...
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leahwilliamsonn: 🫣🫣
caitlinfoord: do you think she could teach me?
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y/n: I would gladly! 😘
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katie_mccabe: no, we need Caitlin to be actually able to play, not broken.
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y/n: aw 🙁
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cailtinfoord: aw 🙁
jade_mc7: she's so cool - so much cooler than Katie!
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c_mccabe11: agreed
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y/n what a fun day :)
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username1: SHE’S HANGING OUT WITH THE ARSENAL GIRLIES??
username2: SHE AND KATIE HAVE TO BE DATING?
username3: the way Katie is looking at her behind the camera 😩
leahwilliamsonn: I still don’t get how you go up on your toes 🤨
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caitlinfoord: I never want to learn, trying was enough 😭
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bethmead_: you mean face planting was enough …
kyracooneyx: I think i could do ballet full time 😁😁
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y/n: deffo, career change in the works 😘
katie_mccabe11: that photo of me ?? 🙄
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y/n: don’t i love it !!
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katie_mccabe11 happy three years love - lucky to have ya to keep me calm <3
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y/n three fantastic years with you, I cannot explain how much i love you and how grateful I am to have had you in my life.
I’m so glad you knocked me down in that park all those years ago, because it has led to the best thing in my life <3
Too many more my love xxx
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username1: 3 YEARS??
username2: WE DIDNT KNOW FOR THREE YEARS???
username3: HOW? three entire fucking years
username4: i want more content of them now
username5: HARD LAUNCH KATIE
username6: I’m so confused with this relationship 😭😭
username7: THEY ARE SO CUTE #y/nmccabe
username8: HOW HAS THE ENTIRE ARSENAL CLAN KEPT THIS QUIET
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y/n sighed as her phone blew up yet again, her notifications going insane on the bench next to her as she watched her girlfriend train.
Jonas was shouting football instructions y/n vaguely recognised from the sidelines as the training session drew to a close.
y/n was lucky, Jonas was fine with her in the training sessions having been with Katie so long, the team loving her and the fact a lo of the training staff's children had private dance lessons with y/n.
As the session slowly drew to a close, y/n left her phone blowing up on the bench as she went around and helped with picking up the cones.
She found herself at the training centre more often recently, finding it boring being at home while she waited for the announcement of her new job, the BBC still keeping it quiet.
As y/n bent down and grabbed another cone, two familiar hands placed themselves on her hips and as she stood back up she was pulled back into a chest.
"Alright, twinkle toes?" Leah asked with a mock Irish accent, y/n laughed as Katie's head popped up at the sound of her, the Irish woman rolling her eyes at her teammate who had her arms around her girl.
"Oi, Williamson, hands off!" Katie yelled, leaving Caitlin and Alessia who rolled their eyes as the Irish woman chased down the currently benched blonde captain.
Katie's hands pushed Leah from y/n, the blonde stumbling as Katie wrapped her arms around her lover, pressing a long kiss to her lips as y/n squeaked and turned to face Leah worriedly.
"Katie careful with her!" The dancer chided her girlfriend who rolled her eyes as Leah pouted, leaning into the natural worry the dancer had for her.
"Yeah Katie, careful with me." Leah mocked and the Irish woman scoffed.
"No." Katie chided as y/n tried to move from her arms.
"I wanna help." The dancer whined at her girlfriend. Katie just shrugged and kissed her again, Leah groaning in disgust as she walked off, wanting to go bother someone else.
"Y/n! Your phone's going mental!" Kyra calls from across the pitch, y/n pulls away from the worryingly addictive lips of her girlfriend and looked toward the young girl.
"Yeah, I know darling, just leave it." y/n called, Kyra grinning at her as she followed the rest of her team inside, leaving the two lovers alone on the pitch.
"Social media still going mad over us?" Katie asks her worriedly, her slightly clammy hand coming up to cup her love's cheek as she nodded.
"Yeah, but it will die down eventually." The girl said unbothered.
"You sure you are still okay with us going public?" Katie asks and the dancer giggled.
"Too late to take it back now Katie-bear." She smiled, Katie hushing her use of the nickname which melted her heart.
"Shh, if the girls heard that nickname I would never heard the end of it." Katie tells her and the dancer in her arms laughed, Katie's hands squeezing her waist tighter at the sound which made her heart light.
"Oh yeah, you have to keep up that big bad wolf persona." y/n mocked with a giggle, Katie looking at her offended.
"Excuse me, I am a big bad wolf." Katie defended.
"In your dreams lovie." y/n laughed, but she screeched when Katie threw her over her shoulder, Katie's strong hands holding tight to her thighs as she began to spin in circles.
"Ready to say sorry?" Katie asked, her grin wide at the sound of her lover's giggles.
"Okay, okay I'm sorry." She called, which caused Katie to place her back on her feet, the Irish woman's hands coming to rest on her hips to steady the dizzy girl, who hadn't been able to spot on a place while being spun.
The dancer giggled again and Katie couldn't help but cup her face and pull her in for a kiss, their lips meeting and Katie quickly deepening the kiss.
Katie's arms moved back down to grip the hips of her lover, pulling her closer to her body, y/n's small arms wrapping around Katie's neck, holding tight as she pulled herself up and closer.
Katie's tongue infected her mouth, claiming her as she squeezed her tighter to her body, both of them too caught up in the deep kiss to hear Leah coming to look for them.
"Oh come on!" Leah huffed. "Take a breath!" She yelled at them, Katie rolls her eyes as her hand slips down and squeezes her girlfriend's ass to annoy the blonde who gagged from afar.
y/n pulled away giggling, as Katie squeezed once more before letting her go, the Irish woman grabbing her hand as they walked toward Leah, the blonde holding the dancer's phone in her hand.
"You two are sickening." Leah says, a thump echoing her statement causing Leah to whine, and cling to the dancer who instantly comforted her.
"Katie!"
"What?"
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hope you enjoyed the added little fic xoxo
hope this is what you wanted @lionesses-lions xxxx
I will probably make a part 2 honestly. :)
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Queenie xx
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How I Think The L&Ds Men Would Fart ?!
note: yall this has been on my mind for SO long and its so funny to me omg?!! pls dont JUDGE ME....🫶
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Xavier:
THE FART PRINCE 😕
I think his farts would be silent but deadly period
Like sometimes when fighting off wanderers he doesnt even need to put full power into obliterating the wanderer...he can just let a lil gas out and its done for😭
I honestly think he also wouldn't really fart around you but if he did he might be a lil embarassed but I think he wont care after that and he'd be more comfortable
Please avoid him when he sleeps!! Thats when his gas comes out too!!!!! Cover his ass with a blanket!!!
One time you walked into a room he was previously in and you ran out QUICK
Claims that the smell was just his "natural air freshener"🙄
Yeah well it killed a plant in the room.
Idc idc idc but ik this mf probably lactose intolerant ...atleast a lil bit
HELP IDK WHY BUT I FEEL LIKE HE STANDS LIKE BABIES WHEN THEYRE FARTING
LIKE HE JUST STANDS THERE LOOKING GUILTY TRYING TO GET IT OUT😭😭😭😭
Yeah if u see him do that run away 🤍🤍🤍🫶
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Zayne:
This decadent delicious man...
I think his farts are average in smell and sound😊
He probably wouldn't fart around you most of the time
I feel like he mastered the art of loosening the rectum just enough for the fart to be silent
Because sometimes...he just has to let it out man!!!😤
Btw hes the type to encourage you to fart infront of him because its healthy to do so
His chair at akso hospital has seen alot...
Btw whenever he eats candy (specifically hard candies that require for u to suck on it),
He would fart more that day bcz of the excess air hes bringing in😭 be careful
I feel like he would also have alot of stomach pain idk why
I can just imagine it...poor him😕!
Pls rub his stomach itll probably help♡
Ngl hes the type to try different positions for farting to see which one will relieve him better
While hes by himself ofc
That would be a sight to see...
If u ever see him do it dont tell him u saw 💚💚
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Rafayel:
This mf...sigh
Oh hes crazy. Oh the smell oh the sound
Xavier has some competition...
Sounds straight out of a comedy movie or something
Bro what the hell is wrong w his butt and digestive system???😭🤔🤔
I feel like at first he would REFUSE to fart while youre around him
But as time goes by...he realizes he can use it to threaten u with his fart to get what he wants Like
"Hey dear bodyguard, can you please accompany me at the exhibition today"
"No sorry im-"
"Oh I feel something brewing..."
"NO PLS"
I ALSO FEEL LIKE HE CAN SOMEHOW CONTROL THE SMELL AND SOUND😭😭
When hes feeling a little evil...if he sees a large crowd at one of his art works
He would silently walk behind them and let out a very silent death odor
And then he would watch the visitors from far, FIGHTING AND ARGUING AND BEING LIKE "WHO DID THAT."
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Sylus:
😕...
This man.
Has CRAZY FARTS
I feel like the sound would be way worse than the smell though ngl
Very loud⚠️⚠️
Sometimes it equally does smell bad though...Xavier and Rafayel have some competition
This man eats very rich foods so !... very. Filling foods.
He drinks alchohol and alot of that digests oddly/is carbonated/fermented
So hes VERY much getting alot of air
I think he farts the most frequently out of the other 3 boyz 😱😱😱😱😱😱
Also the type to lift up a leg while doing it...😒
I dont think he'd be scared to do it around you but he would prefer not to
Why? So you dont get surprised by the volume
If you sleep next to him he has to clench his cheeks HARD so he doesnt wake u up🤪
Bro you'd think it was a nightmare or someone broke into your house.
EXTRA:
• One time Rafayel was swimming in the ocean and he farted next to a crab. (It passed out) (The crab's family immediately came and tried to pinch Rafayel but were repelled by the smell so they ran away)
• Xavier once saw a skunk and decided to assert dominance by farting next to it. The skunk ran away and hit its head in a tree in the process😆
• Zayne once farted right when his patient entered the room and he was red the entire time and when the patient said "Whats that smell", Zayne's response was "The air ventilation system is getting old." 😭
• One time Sylus was sitting on his couch with Mephisto on the couch next to him, and he farted, and Mephisto slid and fell off the couch because of the vibration + he got broken😒
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