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actually ronans nut allergy was why he was sympathetic to ganseys bee allergy
#gansey: yea so if i get stung by a bee i will legitimately die this has happened before#ronan: omg i totally get it if i eat nutella my tongue gets a little swollen#gansey: u are right we have so much in common lets start a homoerotic friendship
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me: I'm so hungry, I wish there was food ready to go, I'm too tired to make anything. loving husband: Let me know if you want me to make anything. me: I wish I had fast food or takeout. loving, tired husband who knows he shouldn't be driving: are you going to get some? me: No, I'm just going to starve on the couch. It's okay.
#we have the best conversations#ended up making myself a nice Fatigue meal of peanut butter and nutella slapped on a small tortilla#but hey i chaperoned a field trip and had 4 sessions after#so i did the important things#i say as if eating dinner is not important#omg i mistyped the word driving as tired fuck me#edited now
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RAAAARSSASA
foams at moutH
hi I hope u and bee r well
literally bouncing off the walls bc I ate a couple spoonful of NUTELLA and no one could stop me?? This is literally my kingdom now hheHEHHEHA
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we're good enough! having fun with ho1c and im gearin up for my senior year of college :3 im an illustration student if u guyz didnt know and im currently working on a ho1c character lineup sorta rthinnggggg
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re: the fucked up looking cat who adds a lot of stress to my life
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I think we got the same model of cat. This is Maddox, he’s around 1 1/2 years old and he so silly and chaotic. I am having pretzels with Nutella right now. as of writing this I’ve gently removed him from the table at least five times.
Anyways I’ve got to know, what is the most chaotic and silly thing Ollie’s done? Maddox once got on one of the pipes in the unfinished basement, fell, hit the water spigot, and made a huge mess. (he was fine, albeit terrified of that area for a bit)
Diagram I drew with my finger in the photos app v
(Also sorry if my tone is really awkward I just saw a Ollie post and wanted to share)
OMG I LOVE MADDOX!!
Ollie has a near-obsessive fixation on water fixtures, to the point that any time someone exits my bathroom he MUST rush in and leap to the bath or sink to see if a faucet has been turned on without him.
An unfortunate result of this habit is that more than once he has bounded headfirst into the open toilet
#The CLEAN toilet water thank God#But he is obsessed with running water and it gets him into troubles#Ollieposting
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my boyfriend's boyfriend !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which she's the one who's third wheeling her boyfriend and his best friend.
or
for when you're the third wheel in your own relationship. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // lando norris x fem!reader
warnings - language
author's note - i really hope you like it!! thank you so much for reading, i love you!!!
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yourusername he's kinda cool ig
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username SHE'S SO GF LIKEEE I WANT HER
carlossainz55 leave my man alone please 🙄🤚
-> yourusername my man* u mean
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-> username CARLANDO ⁉️⁉️⁉️
username my bi ass is having a crisis omg
username imagine being a relationship 😂😂😂
-> username real like imagine someone loving u as much lando loves y/n 😂😂😂
landonorris U GUESS????
-> yourusername yeah 😇
-> landonorris guess again
-> yourusername fine
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-> landonorris blocked and reported
landonorris is the beauty in the second slide single???
-> yourusername no but her bf eats her food and doesn't get nutella from the store so she's about to be!! i'll keep u updated!!
-> landonorris rushing to the store as we speak rn
username god i need me a lando rn
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landonorris she said i'm more than okay ❤️
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username OH MY GOD
username idk if i should cry abt the fact that i'll never be with her or that i'll never be her
username she's so beautiful like omg
danielricciardo are those my sunglasses???
-> landonorris her outfit is everyone's something
-> yourusername lies x
-> lilymhe ok so that isn't my tshirt?
-> yourusername no comment
username CAN LANDO FIGHT?????????
username im ready to throw HANDS for her like lando u better square UP
username im in love woah.
lilymhe she lied
-> landonorris stay bitter
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-> landonorris both of u are bullies omg
-> lilymhe 😘
username she's so adorable cute beautiful pretty gorgeous ethereal breathtaking hot fine amazing
-> username it's okay lando!!!!!! u can comment on ur post!!!!!!!
carlossainz55 when he used to post me like this 💔💔💔
-> landonorris sorry babe 💔 had to win her over
-> yourusername stay mad ❤️
username this carlos and y/n beef is so fucking funny like
yourusername i say things when im half asleep
-> landonorris you can't take them back
yourusername i guess :///
-> landonorris darling you're breaking my heart
yourusername (i love you)
-> landonorris (i love you so much more)
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username OMG
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danielricciardo about time you found out
-> yourusername a harsh realisation
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username lando and y/n?????? lando and carlos!!!!!!!!!!
username carlos really stole y/n's man huh
username I LAUGHED OUT LOUD OMG
carlossainz55 when she finally realises 😇😇😇
-> yourusername i hate u.
-> carlossainz55 no you don't.
username CARLOS AND Y/N FIGHTING OVER LANDO IS SO FUNNY LIKEEE
landonorris babe i can explain.........
-> yourusername i was the side chick all along huh??????
-> carlossainz55 so glad we're finally acknowledging that!
-> yourusername sainz i want u to step on a lego
landonorris coffee???
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landonorris my forever 💌
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username GOODNIGHT.
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carlossainz55 you won that teddy for me.
-> landonorris babe.......
-> yourusername oh so HE'S babe now???
-> carlossainz55 yes and???
-> yourusername idc i want joint custody of that damn teddy
carlossainz55 fyi everyone!!!! i let her borrow MY teddy that lando won for ME!!!!! just thought everyone should know
-> landonorris you're both kids omg
yourusername jokes aside i love you SO much u STUPID like i own my entire heart i adore u
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-> yourusername take the damn compliment
-> landonorris yes ma'am.
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yourusername all jokes aside i love this little dude!!!!! he's exactly what u imagined daylight to be like!!!!!! he's crazy but he takes good photos and makes amazing coffee!!!!!! lando, i love you so much like u own my ENTIRE heart even when u flirt with carlos in front of me!!!!!
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#f1 x female reader#f1 x reader#social media au#fake instagram imagines#f1 imagines#lando norris x y/n#lando norris x you#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris imagines#lando norris blurb#lando norris social media au#lando norris au#lando norris insta au
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Omg omg omg I LOVE your dad Carmy fics so much! And idk if you’re taking requests rn but can I please request a dad Carmy x wife reader it’s their little girls first birthday and one of the staff members gifted her a little play kitchen with pots and pans and she just loves it bc she wants to be like her daddy since she sees him in the kitchen all the time and she even “makes” him food and Carmy playfully critiques her meals😭🙌🏻🥹
“What’s this Teddy Bear?” It’s a sight to see. Carmen Berzatto smushed and crouched into a teeny tiny plastic chair, sitting at the “best restaurant in Chicago”… if the category was for plastic food.
Teddy babbled in the kitchen, flinging plastic lids and ripping apart velcro fruit and vegetables that she’s was “cutting”, before flinging the other half into the bin.
“Pretty angry chef.” Carmen muttered to you teasingly. “Seems like a hot head.”
“I just hope the foods good.” You played along, your own knees near your chest in the tiny table set. “She didn’t even take our order.”
Carmen snorted, looking at the small kitchen. It was a gift, from Richie of all people, for Christmas. He’d cackled when he gave it to her, watching as she giggled with glee. “Got your own prodigy now, Cousin.” Richie grinned.
Carmen didn’t realize how much Teddy caught on to in the kitchen until she’d carry her little plates and shout “corner!” just like she’d seen her daddy do. It made Carmen’s heart melt, grinning so hard his cheeks hurt.
“Chef,” Carmen called, Teddy’s little curls flying when she looked back at him. “How much longer?”
“Jus’a minute.” Teddy’s tiny, sing-song pitched voice had your own heart aching with pure adoration, your hand smoothing down your growing belly. You hadn’t told her about the baby yet-she’d just became a chef, not yet ready for the title of big sister.
“All done!” Teddy brought the bowls out, an interesting combo of plastic clumps of peas, banana, and chicken in Carmen’s bowl. In your bowl the cut apple slices, carrots, and what appeared to be a Barbie doll shoe.
“Thank you, chef.” Carmen looked down at the bowl, raising a brow at you, biting back his own smile. “Chef, can we have a fork?”
“No.” Teddy shook her head, holding onto her little chef’s hat. “You no need fork.”
“Teddy.” You laughed at the three year old. “We need a fork, silly! How do we eat with no fork?”
“Hands.” Teddy shrugged, clambering back to the ‘kitchen’ in her little plastic heels. She returned with a plastic knife and a pair of tongs. “Here.”
Carmen looked at the small knife. “This is a weird place.” He muttered to you playfully. “Chef is a little pushy.”
“You’re telling me.” You grinned, using your wooden tongs to pick up the Barbie shoe. “I’m scared to tell her about this.”
Carmen laughed, nearly falling back in the plastic chair. “I’m sure it’s a garnish.” He grinned, making you snort. “Kinda looks like your pregnancy cravings.” He motioned towards his bowl.
You gaped, dramatically at him. “Watch it, Berzatto.” You but back a smile. “Before I make you make me another Nutella grilled cheese.”
Carmen gagged dramatically, alerting Teddy. “No good?” She asked, little lip jutting nearly pitifully.
“No, no, no,” Carmen said quickly. “Very good. So yummy. All done. Good job, Chef.”
Teddy grinned, giggling and throwing her arms around Carmen’s neck, launching himself in his lap. Carmen caught her easily, tickling her sides so she squealed. “Really hands on experience, huh?” He smirked, looking at you.
You posted this photo on your Instagram:
with the caption:
eating good tonight thanks to chef teddy bear🧸🍼🐣 five stars, best restaurant in the us. giving @/carmenberzatto a run for his money!!
#dad!carmen berzatto x mom!reader#dad!carmen berzatto#dilf!carmen berzatto#thebearer#carmen berzatto#carmy berzatto#carmen berzatto x reader#carmen berzatto fluff#carmy berzatto x reader#carmen berzatto smut#carmen berzatto fic#thebearerblurbs#dorothea “teddy” berzatto#carmen berzatto blurb#carmen berzatto fanfiction#carmen berzatto imagine#carmen berzatto the bear#the bear hulu#the bear#the bear season 2#the bear fx#carmy the bear#richie jerimovich#carmen berzatto x you#carmen berzatto x fem!reader
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Omg! Congrats on 50lbs in 10 months! What's your secret? It feels like my partner has stuffed me practically every day since we met in Oct 2023, and I've only gained like 20-25lbs. I need to start seeing numbers like yours and fast! (P.S. Love your blog!❤️)
honestly, the majority of that weight gained came from december-january 2023/2024–i averaged about ~2k steps per day and managed at least 5k calories a day very often. i gained 20lbs in those two months.
the key seems to be inactivity. you can eat as much as you like but if you’re still moving around and putting those calories to use, you’re not gonna see significant gains… that being said—you’re playing with fire here and it’s NOT the healthiest way to gain. i could barely walk to class the next semester after gaining that way. enjoy your slow gain!! manage your mobility!! 20-25lbs is still quite a lot and you should be proud!!
also though. wg shakes :3 heavy cream, melted ice cream, mass gainer if you’d like, chocolate syrup, peanut butter or nutella, and cake mix. my go-to is usually just heavy cream, cake mix, ice cream, and chocolate milk. :))
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tag of the week:
#my last two braincells ✳ @thewalrus-said #xiao zhan casting spell of You Will Sneeze Now ✳ @spohkh #i don't understand how watching someone sneeze can be cute 〰 he must surely be a kitten ✳ @jadedbirch #when fall hits we're all yibo ✳ @peanutbutter-nutella #little kitten sneezing ✳ @too-old-for-wangxian #we always say 'bless you! bless you baby!' 〰 to the baby when she sneezes 〰 and it makes her giggle 〰 and i just said it looking at this gif ✳ @sunflowerfollowsyou #omg so cute 〰 a super adorable sneezing puppy 〰 is it weird that I've watched this on loop about 20 times before rbing it? ✳ @chadekelevra
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Hello! hope you’re doing fine!
i saw your headcanons about Larry and i was wondering if you could do the same with a goth fem reader pleaseee??
take care of you !
YES!
Larry x Goth!Fem! Reader
Dude this is one of my fav tropes I love you sm
Larry with a goth chicken is like peanut butter and Nutella bro.
That shit is heavenly.Yall are so perfect.
He treats you like a damn goddess.
(Cause you are one duh)
I mean like if you asked him to jump off a bridge, he would 100% no questions asked he would just be like "Yes ma'am." And do it.
You never open doors anymore. His mom raised him right.
I don't care how generic it is this man is whipped, and nobody can do shit about it.
He's happy here ok.
His favorite thing, though, is helping you sew together new outfits if you DIY your clothes.
He especially likes adding the spikes it's honestly an adhd trap (trust me bro that shit will have you in a trance.)
He's also really good at sewing on patches, so they don't fall off.
You guys just love being creative together.
He will paint you.
So
Many
Times
Every new makeup look and outfit inspires him, and he's just like
"Wait, don't move." And will take a picture to paint later.
Your favorite is this beautiful portrait he did where he painted you as a ghost haunting an abandoned asylum.
It's hung above your bed 🖤🖤
Also he will share music with you.
Even though he's mostly one of those.
"I only listen to metal (◣_◢) " guys, he will let you force him to listen to your music.
He secretly likes it.
Will never admit that tho
Also, if you wanna randomly dance with him in the middle of the woods, count him in.
Just sayinnnn
He's a surprisingly good dancer.
He wants to dance with you.
Dance with this man.
Please.
Moving onto other things though
He hates when people give you judgmental looks.
He don't give a damn how they look at him, but when they are looking at you dirty, it just pisses him off to no end.
And you normally don't even care what others think
. Being goth kinda comes with strange looks and people being assholes unfortunately. But so does being a metalhead.
He knows that to he just doesn't like it.
He just cares about you and is like "why yall lookin at my beautiful girl like that?"
To him, those people don't deserve to have the privilege of looking at you.
Ain't he sweet??? 🖤
Omg I can't yall are just so perfect 😭😭
And don't even think for a moment that Lisa would have any issue.
That woman adores you.
She asks you to do her wedding makeup because your makeup is always so nice.
She teaches you and Larry new ways to sew and stitch things.
We love Lisa she's so sweet!!
And after a while, even sal warms up to you being around more.
You and sal sometimes clown on Larry in a joking way, of course, and you all have a laugh.
Sal kinda becomes like a brother to you as well once you and Larry are together awhile.
Nobody in that family judges you cause at heart they are all some spooky mfs as well.
You and Larry are the cutest and i love it and nothing could be better than this omg.
It's so damn cute i can't.
Yooo, another short one, but I gotta get these out in time for spooky season!!! I'm gonna go back to writing actual pics soon so stay tuned!!
#sally face#larry sally face#sally face larry#larry x reader#larry#larry johnson#larry johnson x reader#x reader#sally face x reader#goth#metalhead#goth x metalhead#larry johnson hcs
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I've started cutting carbs so like not eating bread and stuff and I've gotten some safe foods out of it:
Cucumber with salt. Omg Its just so filling and low cal and everything<3
Strawberries. I have frozen ones cuz it's not strawberry season, but oh how I love them!!!
Soft boiled eggs w salt. I love me a soft egg.
Carrots. Just carrots. Nice crunch. Sweety flavor it's cool.
Plant milks. I can't have milk so I'm basically using a cheat code to get my parents to buy me plant based milk.
Mixed salad. I love how low cal it is and with my favorite sweet chili sauce it's not even high calorie so it's such a great choice.
Quick oats. I don't have regular oats just the higher calorie quick ones, but a few teaspoons with fruit keeps me full for a long time.
Low fat cottage cheese. It's hard to get my parents to buy it cuz they get suspicious and ask me why I never eat the one with like 9% fat. Like... Are you trying to get me fat?
(also my parents buy so much junk food like Nutella, chips and stuff. ew.)
#tw ana diary#tw skipping meals#ana meal#ana rant#ed meals#low cal meal#low calorie meals#meal$p0#tw restrictive ed#tw ed diet
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Saw your post about giving you a crack ship, I got nothing. Instead I propose, what if Dark Sun gathers all the known Sun's for a fun gossip session?
A real bitch fest?
Imagine all the dirty laundry?
Servant Sun "yeah.....Lord Eclipse cries himself to sleep. On some nights, he asks me to read Charlotte's Web and instead it's me crying to sleep."
Dark Sun "Charlotte's Web is an emotional journey."
Servant Sun "After that other Moon from the prophecy showed up I've walked in on my Lord doing poses and practicing talking in a deeper voice. I think he was practicing his big reveal for when Moon comes back."
Our Sun "I think Lunar is growing black mold. He's a walking biohazard. I just want to power wash him down or throw him in the washing machine."
Cringe Sun "Does your Lunar eat like wayyyyy too much Nutella? My Lunar turned into Nutella, he's this odd cannibal-animatronic-overly-processed-sugary monster now. At least he can still dance."
Dark Sun "I can't help you with the Nutella Lunar situation, I don't really understand your dimension, but maybe if you lock him in a cage for a bit? He sounds feral."
Then they all make out
Thoughts?
My god.... It is so funny 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard when reading it. Yess!!! Suns poly!!!!
Omg...I definitely give this area a try
#sun and moon show#tsams#the sun and moon show#sams#tsams sun#tsams dark sun#sun harem#omg i am crying right now
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my first day in my fame dr!!
The day is saturday 7th september 2013 and I wake up at 9 o clock, not too early but not too late and I'll probably take some time to myself, gathering my thoughts and steadying myself within my new reality. I can hear voices in the kitchen- andrew and alex. elisha knows I've shifted (she's a shifter herself) so I drop her a text, something along the lines of "OMG WTF I SHIFTED AND ANDREWS IN THE NEXT ROOM DJEJJFND" or an equally calm, cool, and collected reaction.
after recovering, I will once again die a little when I go out into the kitchen to be greeted by a view of my roommates- my cousin alex and the loml andrew. I will have to physically refrain from throwing myself towards the both of them but I shall succeed because I'm strong. I'm then gonna make myself a cute little smoothie in our blender (so excited for this bc I don't have one here) and have nutella on toast bc I'm an adult and can do what tf i want.
after eating that and chatting to the lads, I'll go and clean my teeth, wash my face and put my contact lenses in, in the bathroom (plus the good old morning shit😘) then go into my room and put on my OOTD and do my make up and hair as pictured below: (yes my hair is that colour too😝)
its now about half 10 and me and elisha are going SHOPPING!! and I'm spending my adult money on probably like clothes and whatever tickles my fancy. we get the bus into the centre of dublin and do some shopping until lunch time where we pop into the cafe/bookshop I work at to get some lunch and also buy some books because I get cheap stuff since I'm an employee😘. we then finish up the shopping at like 3 and head home.
once we're home we give alex and andrew a cutsey shopping haul and just like fuck around ig... read a bit, listen to music, chit chat until 5ish which is when we're gonna start making dinner which is LASAGNA which will be served at around 6 and it will be very yummy because Andrew's an amazing chef and lasagna is lush. it's now half 6 and since I have the body clock of an old lady it's now time for me to shower and get changed into my pyjamas. after about 45 minutes max, I am out of the shower and now have to wait for everyone to shower before MOVIE TIME. this will probably be my "first" one on one time with andrew in which I will be turned into a blushing mess.
we'll then watch a movie (mean girls bc were girlbosses) and eat snacks before chatting, maybe having a cheeky wine or two (adults!!! (like not being one's ever effected me🤫)) and now it's like 11 which is late for me so I'll go to bed and maybe read a bit before going to sleep
and that's my first day in my fame dr!!
hope you enjoyed xx
ps I listened to the new ethel cain album while making this and HOLY FUCK I AM CHANGED
#reality shifting#shifting community#shifting blog#shiftblr#shifting#shifting antis dni#shifting motivation#shifting realities#anti shifters dni#fame dr
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Percy and Thalia core: why they shouldn't have a phone
Thalia:
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Percy: I just wake up. Can you give me a minute before being crazy.
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Percy: What happens when you put nutella on salmon?
Thalia: I'm scared.
Percy: You get salmonella!
Thalia: Don't talk with me.
***
Thalia: WTF YOU TAKE LIKE TEN YEARS TO REPLY
Thalia: DO YOU TEXT PEOPLE AND THEN THROW YOUR PHONE ACROSS THE F*** PACIFIC?
Percy: I throw myself across the Pacific.
***
Percy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME! I roast you and you hate it. I am nice with you and you hate it. Maybe, I should just die!
Thalia: No!!
Percy: Oh, you hate that too!!!
***
Percy: You done being phycho?
Thalia: No.
***
Thalia: FLIRT BACK GOD DAM IT!
Percy: HOW??
***
Thalia: Wait you like me? Like, my personality?
Percy: I know, I was surprised too.
***
Thalia: ARE YOU GUYS A THING OR NOT?
Percy: NO NO NO.
BUT
Thalia: WHAT?
***
Thalia: Are you done being sarcastic?
Percy: Yes.
Thalia: Wait, really?
Percy: Yeah. Totally. Completely. Done for good.
Thalia: ...
***
Percy: Shut up.
Thalia: I didn't say anything!
Percy: I can feel the judgement.
***
Percy: Are you up?
Thalia: Yes.
Percy: Me too.
Thalia: Yeah. I can see that.
***
Thalia: GET AWAY THAT FROM ME!
Percy: NO! IF I HAVE TO SUFFER, YOU SUFFER WITH ME!
***
Thalia: So hear me out. We kidnap him.
Percy: No.
Thalia: You kidnapped Nico.
Percy: I adopted him. Illegally and without saying to anyone.
Thalia: That is kidnap.
***
Thalia: I called.
Percy: I watched it ring.
***
Thalia: That's a bad idea.
Percy: uh uh
Thalia: You already do it, don't you?
Percy: 👍👍
***
Percy: What is wrong with us?
Thalia: A lot. But at least we are hot.
***
Percy: I just ended a 5 years relationship
Thalia: OMG, are you okay?
Percy: Oh, it wasn't my relationship.
***
Percy: Did you hear about the chef that died?
Thalia: No.
Percy: He pasta away.
Thalia: I hope you pasta away.
Percy 🥺🥺🥺
***
Percy: So, how's your life?
Thalia.: good. Yours?
Percy: Good.
Percy: We are both lying, right?
Note: all these messages are send between 0.00 an 04.00
#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#thalia grace#percy and thalia#rick riordan#the big three children#chaotic duo#chaotic dumbasses
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PARIS LOVE & SIGHTS
summary: you walk in on a shock surprise of trents new hair and the day after you both attend louis vuitton fashion show in paris, and he's obsessed with you and your perfectly fitted dress.
authors note: im still getting used to writing smut, so bare with.
warnings: language, smut 18+
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a long day of shopping for your 3 night trip in paris was finally finished. your boyfriend wanted to treat you, like he always does, to go out and shop for yourself. along the way, you also picked trent a few bits up too for your upcoming trip to ibiza after paris, just the basic, shorts, tops etc.
you walked over to your car, full handed with your bags, and placed them into the car trunk.
"finally" you mumbled to yourself, as your hands were literally about to fall of if you didn't put the bags down.
you made your way out of the city centre of liverpool and went back to trents house. you hadn't seen him since this morning, and you couldn't lie to yourself saying you hadn't miss his little face.
when you pulled up, there was a car that you hadn't seen before, and didn't look familiar, but you just went on thinking it's probably a worker or someone trent knows.
you took the bags out of the trunk and opened the door to the house. you were greeted with koba and prince jumping all over you, and their tails wagging happily, as you leant down and fed them with hugs and kisses. until you heard the sound of slippers approaching you which made you look up to see your man. but strangely looking very different.
"w-woah, hang on, when did this happen?" you were shocked, even though, he was looking a little too hot you had to say.
he placed his hands out in front of him, and you placed yours in his as he helped you off the floor.
"do you like or not?" he asked you giving you a spin of his head.
"i actually love it, different, but very cool" you gave your opinion to him and felt his hair as he gave you a smirk.
"i've missed you" you told him as you wrapped your arms around his neck, as he placed his hands on your bum.
"ive missed you more baby" he replied, closing the gap, and connecting your lips together.
the next day
today was an exciting day. you, trent, his brother and tylers girlfriend, we're all heading to paris for a louis vuitton fashion walk. the excitement you was feeling was amazing. i mean, louis vuitton? it felt surreal.
you finished packing up yours and your boyfriends last bits, like chargers and your makeup kit.
you where stopped when you had a trail of kisses up your neck, and big hands curling around your waist.
"t-trent" you gasped, with the feeling making your heart beat so fast.
"trent let me finish this, maybe we can do that tonight ok love" you said squeezing his cheeks, and he gave you a pouting face.
the car that was taking you to the airport was finally here, you got your suitcase and handbag while trent got his. you texted livvy, that you were both on your way, and you took a seat in the car next your boy.
he placed his hand on your thigh and gave it a quick squeeze.
"omg, no way kim k, zendaya and beyonce will be there tonight" you we're scrolling through your socials, and that news was like a present, you were such a big fan of beyoncé and loved zendaya in her films, and kim, she's just iconic.
"it will be packed there, but it will be boss" your boyfriend replied to you with no we're near the same energy.
you pulled up at liverpool airport, and met up with tyler and livvy. you all gave your passports in before being escorted to the pj. (private jet)
as soon as you got comfortable, sitting next to trent and opposite livvy, the first thing you done was eat one of your favourite snacks in the world, nutella and strawberries.
"so trent, what was the inspo for the hair do?" livvy asked him, looking at his hair.
"you know what, i was thinking, this is like the only hairstyle i haven't had, so why not." he replied, running his hand over his hair.
you couldn't help yourself, as you sat there, you leant over and started twirling your finger at the end of his braids, getting ready to finally took off.
you fell asleep on trents shoulder, with his hand still on your thigh, and his head leant over yours.
eventually you touched down in paris airport, and woke up. you picked your bags up and walked off the jet to the cab, and made your way to the hotel.
"being her is giving me flashbacks of last year" trent spoke, as he watched out the window.
"yeh when we got robbed, and them poor fans" you interrupted him, because this isn't a trip you wanted him to feel down on.
when you arrived at the hotel you checked in, and you and trent made your way to your shared room. as you went in.
trent's outfit was already sorted by his personal shopper, a cream lv jacket, pants and shoes, but you knew the main attraction of this look would be his new hair style and everyone would go insane over it.
you had a quick warm shower and then began getting ready doing your hair, slick back, long braid and then began doing your bronze eye makeup.
your outfit was classy to say the least, a long black maxi dress, that showed your figure well, and it also held your boobs nicely, and they looked. perfect.
you matched it with black diesel denim heels, lv earrings and jewellery and obviously your lv bag.
you where finally done and you were just waiting on your boyfriend to come out of the bathroom so you could leave.
"y/n have you seen my a-"
he walked out, and as soon as he saw you, he couldn't take his eyes of you, he was lost for words.
"omg, you look insane y/n, fuckkk" he said making you twirl around him to get a better look of you.
"so do you my love" you smiled up at him and held his face in your hands, and slowly gave him a few pecks making sure to not get your red lipstick on him.
"allow me to undress you later?" he asked unable to take his eyes off your perfectly placed boobs.
"of course mr handsome." you giggled and started walking out of the hotel room with your hand in trents and waiting in the lobby to get picked up.
you all arrived at the event, and your hands were still locked with your boyfriends as you walked threw the crowds to get to the red carpert.
the photographers shot a few pictures of you both and you knew how much of a hot couple were, but then you decided to leave him so he could get a few solo shots.
you and livvy were walking together behind your boyfriends linking, as they lead you to the seats. you sat down carefully, making sure not to crease your dress and waited for the show to begin.
trent kept whispering his opinions to you about each look that walked past, and telling you what he liked about each one.
"oh my fucking god trent, there's beyonce!" you tapped his knee, and your excitement was bursting out of your body right now.
trent just looked at you and giggled, seeing how happy you looked, seeing your favourite singer just across the runway from you.
the show eventually finished, livvy and tyler went out on their own and on the way back you stopped at a restaurant in paris city centre for the after party, where trent met up with his best friend jude and his brother jobe.
trent was welcomed by them both and he introduced you to them. "jude and jobe this is y/n," trent said.
"ah hi y/n nice to meet you" they both said pulling you into a hug to greet you.
"you too!" you smiled at them.
you sat down and ordered your food and it eventually came, you were so hungry after a busy long day.
the conversations flowed so naturally between the three of them. they got along so well, especially trent and jude, and you where happy for him because he was like another brother to him.
trent and the boys were already onto their 5th drink and you only on your 2nd, you wanted to be sensible, so in case your boy got a little too tipsy you could be there and take care of him, but although it makes you giggle when he's like that.
later on when you all left, you and trent said your goodbyes to the boys and they went home to their hotel, while you and your boyfriend waited for your taxi to pick you up outside the restaurant.
the car ride was rather intense. trent wouldn't take his hands off you, especially your boobs, he already told you about 20 times before you came out how good they looked in the dress you where wearing.
"trent, we are in a cab right now, when we get in." you warned him, making sure the taxi driver didn't hear.
"but you just look to good y/n" he spoke, as he still didn't let go.
"t!" at that point you literally had to slap his arm off you.
you arrived to the hotel and said your thanks to the taxi driver and walked into the hotel holding hands.
there was no words when you got into your room. only with trent already pinning you onto the wall when the door was shut, and kissing up from your lips down to your chest.
"see these, these are mine." he told you pointing down at your boobs.
"yes all yours." you replied to him, slightly rolling your eyes, knowing hes was basically drunk.
you took your shoes off and he locked his soft lips with yours and he roamed his hands around your hips and then to your ass, and gave it a squeeze.
he reached the bottom of your dress and slowly began lifting it up off your body and chucking it on the floor beside him.
his hands landed on the back of your bra, and he unclipped it as soon as he could.
your nipple was in his mouth before you could even say anything, and he cupped your other breast in his hand.
he circled your nipple with his tongue, while he was in the process you ripped off his jacket, and started tugging at his pants, until he was left in his boxers.
he picked you up, and you wrapped your legs around his waist with your arms around his neck.
he placed you on to the bed and hovered over you, slowly reaching his hands to your panties, and began pulling them over your curved hips.
you did the same with his boxers until you were both complete naked.
he placed his finger over your clit and began rubbing over it slowly, while he reached down and gave you a passionate kiss, as he slipped his tongue into your mouth.
"t please," you moaned into his mouth, before he eventually slipped two fingers inside of you.
"your so fucking beautiful, why did i let you go out looking this hot?" his voice tickled in your ear.
you didn't even reply to him, you where just lost in the moment. he slowly removed his fingers from you, and slipping them into your mouth.
"trent please, fuck me good, especially with that new hair, you look sexy." you begged him, you just couldn't get over how bad boy he looked with the new braids, they were doing stuff to you.
trent wasted no time, and slipped his length slowly into you, and gently adjusted himself.
you grabbed him and kissed his face off. your surroundings were going blurry as he fucked you passionately, just how you liked it.
your back arched into the covers on the bed, as you began coming on his hard cock, until you reached your orgasm, and trent eventually pulled out and cleaned up the mess around you both.
he settled back into bed with the both of looking out of the balcony and seeing the eiffel tower in the distance, with trent stroking your back as your bare chest laid on his, this really is the city of love.
the end.
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Luke loves it when reader starts running her hands through his hair while he’s on the bathtub after a tiring day as Lord Of Driftmark.
And he likes it when you join him too 💖
ABSOLUTELY OMG i'm making this a one shot whenever i can 💕
Even before he was officially Lord of Driftmark, you were always Lucerys' sweet comfort to whatever stress or anxiety he was feeling. And after becoming Lord of the Tides, that was no different. In fact, in a way, he became much 'clingier' with you.
I mean, he's constantly filled with paperwork and responsabilities, of course he'll crave the delicacy of your fingertips either brushing his skin or his messy hair in a soothing motion whenever he's exhausted, or mostly stressed. And his favourite thing you do to help him relax, is simply sneak with him in the bathroom, and rub his hair with your fingertips while he's taking a warm bath. Maybe even help him bath his entire body and place some kisses on his shoulder or neck.
The warmth of your presence and the tenderness of your touch just leaves him feeling absolutely vulnerable under you, maybe even releasing some calm, huffed sighs at how pleasing the way you take care of him feels.
Also don't be surprised if he gives you the big hazel puppy eyes to convince you to get inside the warm bathtub with him 👀 Lucerys is quite alluring, and you could never say no to your husband's wishes — so you always end up with getting rid of your dressing, and smoothly getting inside the bubbly warm bath water with him.
Ahh, Luke would even have you pressed against his chest with his arms wrapped around your body, having your lips tenderly kiss all of his cheeks, jawline, chin, neck, everywhere after a long day of hard work as Lord of Driftmark. And all he ever needed to relax was your slow, soothing touch. ♡
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