#omfg lmaoooo

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

Just wanted to let you know that you Mordecai sexyman post reblogs has formed a noose. If that doesn't show how Mordecai would feel about it, I'm not sure what does

SOBBING?????? THATS HIS HONEST TO GOD REACTION

[pinetreespants]

I looted some closets! Original idea goes to @jollierot!!

They put their lamb in different outfits and haddddd to jump on that! It was so fun (Y'all... Excuse me if I misspelled anything I'm dyslexic af)

outfits are as follows: @runningwithscizzorz , (I forgot the bell and actually turned my computer back on. You deserve better king.) @unwri-ten , @aychama , and @xmajordumps. Yall have some BEAUTIFUL OUTFITS !

uhhhh pics with out my unnecessary ass comments under the cut LMAOOO

(its 430am)

[cogwork-orthodoxy]

There was a fucking 13 year old who rugpulled multiple fully grown adults with crypto not just once, not just twice, BUT THREE FUCKING TIMES. 😭😭😭😭😭

[ineffable-romantics]

I am in love with your brain. The sex post just changed my brain pathways and like enlightened me completely. Thank you 💕💕💕

Omg, thank you so much for this!! It took so long to finish writing that I started getting really self-conscious about it, and nearly scrapped the whole draft several times. (As someone who is both allosexual and a virgin, the imposter syndrome anxiety was a little overwhelming sometimes lol)

I'm so glad to see that people have been responding so well to it, whether they necessarily agree with me or not. Everyone has been so lovely, and I love reading every single response people have written. 💕

[starshapedsupernova]

he’s started sending me selfies absolutely NOT i have to get out of thissssss

[urgeth-archive]

↪    𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑  : like the post follow this link for your own!    currently accepting, expect slow to post.

for, @moonache's : shadowheart

DO THE THOUGHTS IN HIS HEAD BRAND HIM A SINNER? or is it the actions he has commited by his hands, that do the very same? balefire stares at his palms as if 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚖, turning them over to stare at veins that circuit beneath his flesh. who is he? what is he? balefire, that's the name he knows- but there is another too ... one that rifles through him like a scourge demanding to be heard.

lit only by the light of their campfire, lingering scent 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚎 & 𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚝 left over from dinner past, making his stomach sick when it ached for something else to satiate and fill it. blood, guts, all of the viscera he can cup in these hands he stares at in silence.

startled by the other, bale is jostled from his tumultuous thoughts: 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚙 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 towards shadowheart, indicating a fight reaction rather than a flight that only softens once he realizes who it is that has approached him.

[yutadori]

OKAYYYYYY SO TODAY WENT SOOOO WELLLLLL OMG I COULDNT STOP SMILING AFTER I LEFT okay okay so . class started and my friend and i entered class and we were like happy belated bdayyyy and he was like !?!? and he was soooo so cute and really happy it was so sweet omg . because we didnt know his age my classmate got him a question mark candle LOLLLL omg she took a photo of him posing with the cake and he has the cutest smile in the fucking world i feel soooo so fucking crazy . eye smile + smile = my inevitable death . anyway i was the one who cut the cake and he was like 'you can do it i believe in you' and i wanted to scream LIKE YOU CANT JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT TO MEEEEEEEE gfdsgfdsgdsgdsfgfdsgdfs

anyway i did that and we passed out cake to people and my classmate handed me a plate and told me to give it to the professor and i was like omggggg it can't be meeeeeeee >__< after all that the final started and then it ended and my friend and i stayed and hung out in his office for like thirty mins :3 guys.... i learned so much about him omg he did an #AgeReveal and i was shocked to find out that i was initially way off omg at first when i saw him i thought he was twenty seven but if he's a professor he has to be older... also just as the semes went on i was like oh yeah he's gotta be in his early thirties at least.... anyway omg . he asked us if we were going to be here in the fall and when we said ya he SAID !!!!!! that he's going to get us souvenirs from his trip to jpn I ALMOST DIED !?!?!?!??!!?!!?!?!?!?!

please give me a moment i feel so ill thinking about it . omg . omg . he's the nicest fucking person in the world omgggggg omggggg i'm going to throw up and start balding holy fuck i STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT AOUGH AOUGHHHHH T____T i feel so crazy . not to sound corny or whatever but the fact that he's going to purposefully intentionally think about getting me a little souvenir gift during his little vacation um . yeah that'll kill a guy

he's going for a month to visit his younger sister which is so cute to me.... we also learned that he used to have shoulder length hair and i felt so crazy in that moment i hope he grows it out again he'd be soooo . haha hey . anyway i can't believe all of that happened. OH FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT WHEN WE LEFT HE HUGGED US BOTH I DIED THREE TIMES IN THIRTY MINUTES !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HE HUGGED MY CLASSMATE FIRST BECAUSE SHE LEFT FIRST SO I HAD LIKE A MINUTE TO MENTALLY PREPARE MYSELF (#NORMAL) AND omg i was holding a plate of cake in one hand which i was really focusing on not dropping so when he hugged me i pretty much blacked out and when i messaged my friend immediately after she asked me how it felt and all i could say was 'he felt solid' GFDSGFDSGFDSGSDFG

[miharuhebinata]

a lot was covered in this new trailer but i think we can all agree that the most important was that

YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR OUTFIT. YOU LITERALLY GET TO PLAY DRESS UP WITH ZELDA OH MY GOD ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE THANK YOU GOD AND ALSO JESUS AMEN 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[metaphorically-saltire]

WHATS YOUR FULL OPINION ON NEWSIES

POGCHAMP = NEWSIES

Bam i love this show

honestly prefer 92sies over livesies in some / most parts, i wish they combined the two somehow with all my fav bits. AKB and Ben Fanhauser did rlly great but CHRISTIAN BALE. DID SUCH A GOOD JACK. NEVERMIND HIS SINGING SKILLS. JUST-

The frustration of joining Newsies after the shows stopped- i will never watch one from Broadway D":

Hmmm overall i love Newsies it's great and I don't mind the brainrot side-effects at all soo yeah

also bonus my opinions on some Newsies :000

in the tags bc it is a struggle to think of tags so... i will use any excuse to fill in those suckers >:D

[onewingedangels]

I'm going mad and also trying not to but the way cyberpunk dlc is so much better than the main game and the fact that it's the last main update we're getting to the game is kind of sad to me?

[hypnagogics]

when i black out momentarily and write a smut drabble for once 😱🤯🤷🏃 BUT FUCKING TUMBLR DECIDES TO HIDE IT KILL ME NOWWWW

[ignatius-pennyfeather-ix]

🗯

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

reading a post on here saying jean marais was bisexual was my personal black swan moment of 2023

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

HI VIRTUEE :0

me🤝you — dying in STEM ✋😖

Only my first year and I've had enough ☠️🤺👹

Oh nooooo tora dw ill beat up STEM bc its not treating u right

[razorfst]

@outlawiism con't from here

There's a glare shot in the direction of the man, the one he didn't know and didn't trust. Not that he trusted anyone who didn't wear the crest of the Ten Rings, but he had done a deal with Xialing and that was something he had honored. Now? Now he was just being annoying to the Romanian. "I brought you to the compound and where you needed to go, not to continue following me around." Large frame turns, towering over the other as his arms remained by his sides. Though the urge to summon the blade from the device at the end of his right forearm is there, he refrains from doing so for now. A roll of his eyes is even given, not close to hidden, at the mention of being loved by his sister. She really must have this man fooled, then again that was why she was the one in charge. But he was realizing the more the other talked, the more he wasn't going to shut up. With a bit of a growl, Andrei flexed his right arm to summon the blade out at his side. "Do you ever stop talking?"

[cle-levanter]

I-

I think I’m going to Music Bank in Antwerp, Belgium next April? 😭