#sorry ur not vibing omfg

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

HI VIRTUEE :0

me🤝you — dying in STEM ✋😖

Only my first year and I've had enough ☠️🤺👹

Oh nooooo tora dw ill beat up STEM bc its not treating u right

[killuintense]

hi omg so i was going thru ur porn links thingie and i went thru some of the accounts bc im so desperate to find anything leoncore and omfg. this one. this fucking ONE. screams damnation leon!! the stubble, the pussy eating, like hes so teasing with it...

https://x.com/drxppers/status/1711019131510673437?s=46&t=L4oOiCypwNn12EbIiZKZDw

the stubble ESPECIALLY gives me damnation leon vibes bc hes so slutty in that movie. and we all know leon would eat pussy till he DIES !!! i just had to share omg

Leon's prn link pt.2

Aaa, I was very happy to see that y'all supported by sending their favorite videos so that they can be in the publication, don't stop doing it!! I will be adding them since the videos I have are quite a few and there will be a part 4, stay tuned, ily'all ˘͈ᵕ˘͈

TW: explicit sexual content, links of p0rn videos, AGAIN sorry leon i love you but never is enough ‹𝟹 In case you have problems opening the links and they appear non-existent, remember that you have to log in twitter with an account first yo watch they!!

LINK 1 — OKAY, this video honestly gives me leon re2r vibes, there will really be a lot of it in these following links because there is a lot to talk about. Starting with the amount of semen he releases when he fucks you, especially because once he is between your walls, he can't help but cum very easily. Feeling how your pussy receives him generates too many sensations and soon you have him whimpering and hitting harder, the white ring surrounds your crying cunt while you, unable to take it anymore, ask him to please stop. But, come on, the boy is more focused on watching you swallow his cock and cumming again every time than on anything else. It's primitive, just think about filling you up, and maybe, if you let it, give you a beautiful swollen belly in nine months.

LINK 2 — god this video almost made me cry because i thought too much about re2r. The spasms in his body, trying to contain his hands to take out his cock and masturbate as he likes so much. However, you have your fingers squeezing the head of his painful dick, bringing him to orgasm while you leave kisses on his neck and lips, although he is entranced enough to not stop drooling like a fool. I love how his body looks like Leon from this version, it's still not that muscular Leon, but rather a soft and moldable one. And the soft beauty hair that forms the happy trail drove me CRAZY, fuuuuuckkkk. Not to mention being able to stroke him so well, he is soft but he is a complete big boy, and being able to massage his entire cock with his balls even in it must be a blessing.

LINK 3 — This is brought by anon, and the truth is I have nothing more to say because you said it all!! I would like to add that I also get Leon from ID vibes, and it's too hot because that Leon is definitely on another level. So watch the video with whoever you like the most in mind ;)

[quokkie]

hamzah headcanons pt.2

nsfw // sub + dom hcs cuz he’s def a switch (who bottoms out easy😭😭)

cw: sub + dom dynamics, uhh i think that’s it lemme know if there’s anything else!

sub

- such a whimperer and whiner omfg. he gets all pouty n whines to u all breathless “please…..baby…”

- definitely sends u vids jerking off n u can hear him whimpering ur name in the background

- he doesn’t give me the type of vibes to call u mommy😭 baby, n sweetheart, yes! but definitely not mommy

- in luv w ur tits (duhh) loves sucking and licking ur boobs, making ur nipples all sensitive

- loves when u pull on his curls when he eats u out🥹

- hates to admit it but loves getting edged/teased. taking his dick out of ur mouth when he’s close n js kissing his tip or slowing down when ur jerking him off

- edging him does end up in a bigger load of cum tho…🤭🤭

soft dom

- so gentle with u😋😋 making sure ur all comfy and stuff before he starts fucking u

- calls u baby, doll, nd sweetheart while he literally destroys ur pussy

- thrives off of ur little moans and whimpers🥹 loves when u add a lil “fuck hamzah, feels so good” or “don’t stop don’t stop don’t stop”

- fav thing to do: praise!! loves calling u his good girl n telling u ur doing a good job ☺️ “that’s right, good fuckin girl” “doin such a good job baby”

hard dom

- it is so rare for him to be rough w u but when he is😮‍💨😮‍💨

- degradation + praise mix??? (does that make sense😭) “such a good fuckin slut f’me baby”

- good stamina, can literally go round for round

- definitely loves seeing u all fucked out afterwards, messy hair n makeup🤭 (which would probably get him hard again)

- does not give a fuck ab pulling out😭 sorry! but i fear he wants to claim u as his🤷🏻‍♀️

- manhandles u. those muscles are being put to use! flips u on ur back nd pins u down if he wants to fuck u in missionary, flips u back to fuck u from behind while he holds ur wrists behind ur back. def throws u around in whatever position he wants u in

[kurolovesricky]

Types of lingerie zb1 would like on their partner

Omfg I haven't uploaded in such a long time I'm so sorry😭

Strictly no minors ‼️‼️

Hanbin

Idk why I really see him liking more of the cute stuff ,like he wouldn't want something hardcore meanwhile he would devour you after that

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Jiwoong

Cute and slight hints of sexy(kinda actually), simple to use, and easy to look at for the eyes, more of the cute but still calm styles

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Zhanghao

It's not because it's Chinese that he likes the cheongsam, its complexity of being able to be revealing every curve/shape of your body that's covered by the intricate patterns while not showing it because it's covered by the cloth is amazing for him, and also technically not revealing that much, skin only from the lace patterns on your sides thighs , and arms, in his eyes, it captures the beauty of your body like a work of art, it gets him riled up from the allure of mysteries in your curves

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Matthew

He likes more of the type that wraps around your whole body in a seductive way, not exactly dominant but just more of like those dark femme vibes if you what I'm talking about not domineering

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Taerae

Opposite of hanbin and Matthew, He likes to be dominated so something that's very sexy with little to no hints of cute and wraps the body will turn him on, one that reminds him of a domineering rich female CEO/businesswoman or villain (pretend there's no bows/ribbons)

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Ricky

He likes to spoil you so you can be his cute little princess with all the frills and bows, but you have to obey him so he can pull you at any time

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Gyuvin

He's more of the naughty type so I see him liking the famous bunny suits more since the vibe is more naughty too

Gunwook

He really likes it when ur legs are revealed so something like this would totally do the trick, especially if you're using pigtails that would make you look extra cute

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[manic-sapphic]

spop imgs!- except cursed w dumb lil commentary~

top one has sound and i'm sorry for making it ok - but obvi i'm lying cause i'm still letting it exist on the internet - so i guess more accurately, i'm sorry i'm not sorry? but hey, i'll pretend i'm gonna work on that tho ok<3

sometimes before u can even try to forgive - ya just gotta sucker punch em in the face with a running start and fists encased in thick af ice - & then the healing begins.

-- "duck?"

-- "ooh- where?"

scorpia, ily. never change .... but also- when tf has there ever been any indication this planet even be up in them ducks tho?

- maaaan scorpia, so kind - tryna spare seahawk's feelings- even when she was still always tryna toss e'ry lil rebel she could get her hands on left and right - whether from the deck of a boat, sendin ya plummeting toward some big fckin gnar propeller in its engine, or a scenic, snowy bridge over a huge, seemingly bottomless chasm - scorpia don't discriminate. she will gladly fling u like gravity don't exist in any & every direction- & let the chips fall where they may <3

but hey tho- she is way nice to seahawk fr - after this mf'er tricked this trusting lil scorpion sweetie in no princess left behind into believing he was "the inspector" & then tryna flirt w her when he reads he's boutta get caught - bad at vibes very on that one seahawk, but gee u certainly went for it. i guess good job? but more like- nice try- and then even more like- u tried.

- ok so, hypothetically - ur ex-bestie leads a surprise attack vs you & ur new rebel crew that seems like it's over and ya done lost tf out of it - but when it appears as tho the battle has wrapped up - bestie walks up like this- like she wanna be best bestie tho --- is it wrong to be pretty almost confident w/o a damn doubt- i could def find it in my heart to let go of the whole 'brawling-1-on-1-during-a-major-battle-between-our-warring-forces' thing? and fairly quick i bet-- like, idk ~2.5ish secs after my vision cleared well enough to see wanna be best bestie walkin over like she gonna be best bestie---

cause i dunno for sure if it's wrong or not - but i'ma go ahead and submit that it is not -- and just call any disagreements respected differences in philosophies aight.

"wait wait waitwait - time out -

...wtf is this..? tf just happened rn- oh shi, hold up- it's still happening--- wut the hell is going on--

srry - can we put a pause on me man-handling u for a quick sec? - i'll get right back on it asap -

but i think maybe i do got some sorta brain damage happenin fr this time cause def feels like something in my head just got broke tf out of & i have literally no clue what's going on w this feeling or tf to do about it -- omfg catra am i dying?? i'm so scared rn- oh, also i seem to have forgotten how to move -"

-tbh the best thing about this moment ^^ to me is the obvi af stark diff in she-ra's strength & catra's once adora's no longer in control- adora just whippin catra tf around & slamming her into the fckin frozen tundra- gurl just lived a fleeting second life as she-ra's fav lil stress toy - (a life that's cut short af ofc after she-ra's done playin w her bitty kitty body like the mf-er weighs less than air - and tosses her face-first into the ground & she goes down so hard - btch skips across the snow like all it was to she-ra was skippin a fckin stone on a lake)-

~sure, u can prowl around on my floor tryna check for intruders, anytime at all - keep me safe, cat gurl~~

ok yes- i def put this gif w the set i posted for white out, so this one's a repeat- but, i mean. can you blame me- & c'mon, are u even mad bout it?

tbh i'm just kinda hoping every time i send it out into cyber space, cyber space gets a lil gayer <3

ok that's enough/also too much from me~~

--byyeeeee (but prob not for long, let's be real) <3

[cherrysolo]

hi my love!! thank u for the sweet response im blushing.. I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT'S UR FAVORITE ALBUM!! i'm apart of the 10 overall population evermore stans..never ashamed tho!! hehe here are the other songs i added!!

you belong with me - so cute if it was highschool/college trope ahhh

say dont go - for the senti angst moments.. ahem cough

the WHOLE reputation album - hes so diva PLEASE and all the lyrics match up too!! literally second most accurate to mastermind

hits different - help me i feel like if i ever broke up with him it would hit me in places i never knew could be hit

tortured poets department - COUGH im sorry it's for the angst moments AGAIN.. no coz imagine ur lover ghosting u and u figuring out he killed a man (who deserved it) and u feeling rlly lost and trying to make sense of his thousands of pages of writings (hamilton reference), reading the books he's read before that, trying to see him and talk to him through his annotations, EVEN STALKING AND GOING FANGIRL ON EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS LIFE JS TO PIECE HIM TOGETHER AND FIND OUT HIS MOTIVE. ahem. u see the vision?

i think he knows - i mean.. best at pick up lines AND he's not oblivious or dumb yk..

lover - classic. the lyrics are so sweet i love this for my fatal fantasies!

august - it's because of that one summer tan back photo of him. iykyk.

paper rings - i mean. its obv he quote and quote (sorry, paraphrase and paraphrase because i dont remember the exact wording) from one of my fav writer @taelophone (which i think they said it..? if i recall correct me if im wrong) "luigi believes love goes beyond materialism" so yk what i mean.. id marry him w paper rings!! even tho he is LOADED

suburban legends - sorry it's because of these lyrics

You were so magnetic it was almost obnoxious Flush with the currency of cool

And you kiss me in a way that's gonna screw me up forever

Waves crash to the shore I dash to the door You don't knock anymore And I always knew it That my life would be ruined

THANK U FOR UR POST ABOUT TAYLOR ML HEHE i had NO ONE TO TALK ABOUT MATCHING TAYLOR SONGS WITH LUIGI!! id love to hear ur thoughts!! have an amazing day!! stay safe pls drink water!! :))

OMFG I LOVE THIS!!!!!! I always love matching taylor songs to ppl I love or during certain times in my life :,) my fav albums are ttpd, evermore, and 1989!

as a fellow evermore stan… I propose gold rush being a lu coded song??? IT JUST GIVES ME THOSE VIBES!!!!

especially these lyrics…

“What must it be like

To grow up that beautiful?

With your hair falling into place like dominos

I see me padding 'cross your wooden floors

With my Eagles t-shirt hanging from the door

At dinner parties

I call you out on your contrarian shit

And the coastal town

We wandered 'round had never

Seen a love as pure as it

And then it fades into the gray of my day old tea

'Cause you know it could never be”

fellow swifties and lu lovers PLS STAND UP!!! hehe

[spacedoutman]

Here’s you guys sorry if the colors came out rlly weird!! My graphic pad shows colors too saturated and my actual computer screen is broken. Repairing shit on a crashed space ship is hard

I love you guys sonas and it’s so damn cool seeing all of them and being able to draw them is such a fucking honor- thanks so much! These are for the elder project which might be animated but don’t get ur hopes up

I stylized them differently and severely but they’ll all look similar once I actually get the project moving

Ilysm ty <3 I got 2 more to draw too so keep your eyes open! Also lemme know if u wanna be in the elder project and have a drawing done of u thx!!

@thestrangelystrange omg why tf do I hear boss music like omfg Dolly’s design is so fucking powerful my skin almost blew straight off my bones while I was drawing this I love it sm

PAPWJRBDKLANWBEHCHSBWJWKR i love the hair too oh my god maybe one day I can have hair like this…

@angelbambisworld I literally can’t say how much I am in love with your Kissona’s design OMGG- literally gives me early 2000s vibes like so damn aesthetic- pls draw more I gotta see more of ur sona this is my whole childhood

I am so fucking in love also I added a little Gene to keep your sona company-

@that-metalhead-ace here ya go! I really admire that you actually drew acne n stuff, like that’s so cool! Im rlly sorry if I couldn’t get the details correct my brain doesn’t work half the time but the design is so fucking cool

Originally I was gonna go with bolder colors all over but I decided against it

Also you probablyyy noticed I didn’t draw the pentagram. I was raised Christian and even tho I’m atheist now I have ocd so yeah… I’ll hopefully be able to draw 1 later lol

[chrissdollie]

i was wondering if you could do a moodboard or scrapbook for me whichever is easier. if not that’s ok lol. first off this idea is so cute

1. i go by sav and the person i would like to be paired with is Matt

2. my hobbies including dancing, listening to music, shopping, watching films & tv shows. dance is my safe space and how i feel my emotions

3. my mbti is infj, i am very quiet until i am comfortable and then it’s yap city

4. my sun sign is gemini

5. i love looking out for others and treating people kindly

6. i love lots of colors dark blue, emerald gold, amber, light pink, those don’t really match so you can choose which colors to use

7. my fav animals are snow leopards, swans, flamingos, and deer

8. aesthetics i like dark feminine, cmbyn summer, california lana del rey very diff vibes ik

9. since everything i said is very random you can kind of choose the theme lol

10. music artists i love : lana del rey, frank ocean, tyler the creator, billie eilish, mazzy star, sza, tame impala

11. lyrics i love “sometimes it feels like ive got a war in my mind”, “summers not as long as it used to be” “i can’t relate to my peers, i’d rather live outside” “everyday you can see changes in her hair and smile”

12. any pic that matches the vibe will be great

13. im sorry if i was too vague

hi sav!! i hope u loveee <3

🥛 DOLLIE MAGAZINE 🎀

VOLUME 001: LOML Looks ! page three

cmbyn/italy summer scrapbook page + hcs for sav ! 👒🪴☀���🍊��🚲

i think u and matt would have the best photoshoots omfg!! especially during summer eekekekekk like having lana or frank ocean play lightly on a small stereo while u two sit under green trees taking pics :(

deers are like ur guys' joint fav animal. he'll give u deer/bambi themed gifts just for no reason !

he feels super comfortable once u start to open up and talk more and more. he loves being able not to talk all the time and just listen to u

for those who are interested in astrology, leos and geminis are extremely compatible ! they get along very well and are very social with each other, which i think explains you and matt's relationship well

if you were to ask matt to dance with you, i think he'd 100% say no. he'd shake his head shyly and let you do your thing but i think with the right kind of motivation (kissing his face + telling him you'll watch gravity falls), he'd spin you around like a princess :(

i think he'd like slow dancing more than any other kind. his favorite time to sway you around is at a late hour like 2am in the kitchen while you wait for doordash to arrive. you two could've been watching movies in the living room, coloring, etc but you got up and dragged him in the kitchen specifically to dance. and without any music too, his hands wrap around your waist, hugging you in close while your chin rests on his shoulder.

lets u control the aux bc he thinks u have top tier music taste!!

[thatdeadaquarius]

With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")

*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.

✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️

She's alivveee!!!

Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D

Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3

SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀

SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-

Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...

☆

So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY

SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫

Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"

"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀

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Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭

What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-

OH NO

NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE

Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️

Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."

You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says

"You look gigglabah today my liege."

HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING

(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)

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You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-

XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO

SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA

(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)

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Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-

And i dont mean in a good way 😭

LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.

CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU

"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,

and may your cup never leaky!"

And Diluc loves you.

Really he does, deeper than he thinks-

But his eye is twitching LMAOO

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(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)

♡

Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs

Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao

Until the next shenanigan-

Safe travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds mwah ♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[definedbydaylight]

“Show Me Your Love” Part 2

A Matty Healy x OC; Instagram AU

Masterlist: .°˖✧

Series Intro: “Harper is a writer who gained a small cult following on tumblr as a teenager, through this she meets one of her best friends Phoebe Bridgers, but when Harper’s seemingly “normal” life collides with the world of The 1975 frontman Matty Healy, the universe spins her life in a completely different direction.”

Part 1

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harpersnotbazaar it takes a bit more⋆｡°✩

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phoebebridgers hey um could i get ur number maybe?

harpersnotbazaar anything for u bbg ;)

trumanblack am i wrong or are those lyrics to my song?

harpersnotbazaar sorry do i know you?

rass1975 @trumanblack brutal mate

harperfan34 that's MY tumblr girl

fan93 okay i need this whole outfit rn

1975fan69 ross in the comments i cannot

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phoebebridgers it's my last day with Harper and Matty just had to crash our dinner date, vibes ruined

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harpersbazaar you'll always have my full attention baby xx

phoebebridgers i fuckin better

trumanblack okay and?

phoebelover43 oh no... guys he's infiltrated her life irl

harperfan95 YOU ACTUALLY LET HIM NEAR HER?!

phoebebridgers you say this like i could've stopped him

mattyismybf oh god he can't be serious

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harperfan34 i miss her she hasn't posted anything in 2 weeks omg

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fan93 no like literally what is she doing?

phoebeiscool anyone notice matty hasn't posted anything either?

fan239 bro that's kinda sus

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harpersnotbazaar i saw a band perform some songs or something

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bedforddanes75 lovely to finally meet you xx

phoebebridgers it's like i'm being cheated on

harpersbazaar ur crazy ily

fan93 NO FUCKING WAY

trumanblack who's ur favorite member? ;)

harpersnotbazaar ross

rass1975 @trumanblack brutal mate

1975fan87 dear god tell me this isn't real

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harpersnotbazaar dinner :)

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trumanblack mmm dinner :)

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harperfan34 okay guys you can kiss already

phoebebridgers i'd rather eat something else ;)

harpersnotbazaar baaaaaaaaaabe

fan38 okay something about matty's comment makes me think he was at this "dinner"

mattyismybf please the REACH, he's got standards, he's just a flirt he can't help it

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trumanblack record shop

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1975mattyupdates okay so we're all just gonna ignore this pic that is going around on twitter rn? taken by a fan after the london 1975 show

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harperfan34 this is such an invasion of privacy but i hope it's actually them

fan23 oh god the stans are vile in this comment section

1975fan87 i refuse to believe this is real... idc he can do better lmao

mattyfan03 she's such a clout chaser, first she's friends with phoebe and now she's out with matty, no one wants to buy your shitty poetry book omfg

harperfan34 she's literally been friends with phoebe since before she got famous, jealousy is a disease get worse soon<3

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harpersnotbazaar my book is out now, link in bio<3

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Part 3 (coming soon)

A/N: okay guys i didn't wanna create angst within this story having anything to do with something harper or matty did, do i took the toxic stans idea and ran with it pfffft, anyway i hope you all enjoyed xx

[taintedcigs]

theres this guy at work that looks like EDDIE like he wears metallica and anthrax shirts to WORKKK!?!? he blasts hard metal through his speakers that i can hear from miles away and he has curly long hair… except he has blue eyes but he has the most rancid vibes like he scares me to death i wish i was kidding omfg.

he gives me death stares and each time i pass by him he looks up and stares at me until im gone. one time i smoked next to him on my break and i wanted to be nice and say hi. and i did and he was listening to music and he gave me the SCARIEST death stare and then he said hi back but i got super anxious and awkward so i was like “oh im sorry u can keep listening to ur music” and then he was like no its fine!!! and then just STARED at me while smoking his cigarette and i tried to open up a conversation but he kept the stare at me and ever since then ive been terrified of ever speaking w him again i dont even look in his direction bc the way he stares at me is so CREEPYJENDN and rhe problem is ive seen him w everyone else and hes nice but when it comes to me its all DEATH STARES??!?!?

anyways i rambled on for nothing but he got a buzzcut and its exactly like how i imagine eddies buzzcut in the show thats what i was going to say goodbye💀💀

[fatuismooches]

I'am not okay i'am not okay I'am not okay i'am not okay I'am not okay i'am not okay I'am not okay i'am not okay I'am not okay i'am not okay I'am not okay i'am not okay I'am not okay i'am not okay-

Capitano is so cool 😭 why is he so fckng cool like why, his design?? Omg *chef's kiss*, his voice?? (Even though he only says "Hmph" Like brother Hanu from HSR) *on my knees* i'll do anything for u sir, also why he really gives off "a man with a few words" vibes from that trailer 😭 like omfg why he is so hot- i really hope that i would be there when his banner arrives 🙏

Anyways hello smooches 👉👈 i hope u are doing well. I'm sorry that i've become one of ur silent reader since i'm not feeling really well for the past few months (and also bcs i'm too shy to share a new idea of Capitano and also Dottore), but i can assure u i still love reading ur fic especially that one Dotty fic u made 🙂 (i'm still hurt and salty from Dotty decided to kill baby zandik for a gnosis, bcs if it were me, i would definitely throwing hands against him- like how dare u 😭💔) also the fact that it connects with ur other fic where reader gives Omega a silent treatment after what he have done is so HNNNNNNGGGGFFGGHGGFGH- 🙏🛐. The angst is so good that it still lingers in my mind to this day 😩👌.

Also pls take care of urself smooches, i know that a lot of us have said this many times, but i just want to say thank u for all of the content u bring to us. Ur writings of the Harbingers really keeps me going through this hard time and u don't understand how much ur content means to me (and probably to everyone too). I wish u a good health smooches and good fortune with ur future 🙏🛐

-🥝 (sorry for dissapearing)

🥝 ANON!!!! I MISSED YOU SM!!! (i see you in my notif bar which made me very happy but im also really happy to see you in my inbox <33) When i saw Capitano i IMMEDIATELY thought of you bc i know you've loved him for YEARS- HE'S FINALLY HERE AND BEAUTIFUL! :D but YA .. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ONLY SAID HMPH... 😔 i wish for more but I'll take it... (wdbewud and not Hanu but that's so accurate, i always choose the *do a cool grunt* option whenever i have the chance, i also wonder who you main in HSR? 👀 And did you see we can also see the outline of Capitano's nose/mouth... ewdewidb)

And 🥝 anon you don't need to apologize!!! It's absolutely fine, i just want you to put yourself first and take care. I know i can't do much but i hope the best for you and better health ❤️ I am glad you are enjoying my writings though :) and YA... i think we all love Dottie... but we would also ALL fight him for what he did... me included, I'll join you. AH AND THE FICS CONNECTING... i honestly didn't think of that but YES. i do love writing angst because of the reactions tbh 😌

Thank you for your kind words <3 i am always happy to provide for you and everyone else! I'm glad i can do something for you :) please take care of yourself too 🥝 anon!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ and i wish you the same thing 💕 (and whenever you feel up to sharing that idea of yours, feel free, don't be shy!! 🙏)

[causenessus]

Hello hello <3 HAPPY SELF SHIP FRIDAY <3333 I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY <333

pre-relationship: 3. Who felt romantic feelings first?

Gen: 1. Who initiated the relationship, and how did they go about it?

Love: 1. Who said “I love you” first, and what was the situation?

Domestic: 12. Who likes to dance with, or sing for, the other???

Sorry I did a lot because I love suness <333

-love bakery anon 🍪

self ship questions <3

AAAA DON'T APOLOGIZE AT ALL BUG PLS READING THAT MADE ME SMILE SO HARD AND GOOFY I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH BUG!!!! THANK YOU FOR LOVING US <3333 YOU ARE TOO SWEET AND I APPRECIATE YOU SO SO MUCH!!

3. who felt romantic feelings first?

me!!! definitely me LMAO i was charmed by him literally immediately!! i mentioned this i think in a question about when we fell for each other if i remember correctly?? but i like to think that i'm very good at reading people and kind of getting an idea of their vibe from first meeting and literally just seeing them for the first time (perks of being a cancer) so i definitely felt things for him like the moment i saw him <33 once again we were friends to lovers!! and we first had a class together and just seeing him interact with his friends i was probably already a blushing mess...unfortunately....i am such a hopeless romantic it's bad 😭

1. who said "i love you" first, and what was the situation?

suna did!!! and let me word it this way: i say "i love you" a TON to my friends so i obviously said it to him a few times (i was a little nervy to say it to him bc i didn't know if he'd figure out that i liked him and meant it ROMANTICALLY even though i was PRETENDING to mean platonically) when we were friends so like technically??? i did??? but then when we started dating i was even more scared to say it because i didn't want to come off too strongly BUT HE DIDN'T GAF that man probably said it like the night we started dating and were texting each other goodnight:

rin <3: okay goodnight go to sleep. i'll know thru ur spotify activity if ur still awake rin <3: i love you <3 *cue ness freaking out screaming into a pillow. kicking her feet. everything.* rin <3: pls respond rin <3: i mean it that i love you rin <3: i've loved you this entire time there's no way i'm holding off saying that i LOVE LOVE you now that i can rin <3: i love love u ness: rintarou you cannot just say things like that omfg rin <3: says who? fuck them ness: you are so ness: i love you too rin ness: so so so so so much you have no idea ness: goodnight <3 ness: although i don't think i can sleep anymore bc that's messed me up rin <3: does that mean i can come over? <3

12. who likes to dance with, or sing for, the other???

OHHH I HATE BOTH I GET SO EMBARASSED but he thinks it's cute when i get all shy so he'll force me to dance with him. i felt like an idiot slow dancing with him in the kitchen at like 2am bc he wouldn't let go of my hand or hip and just forced me to keep in step with him </3 but it's a little fun dancing with him although i'll never admit it!! and after a LONG LONG TIME i finally got used to singing along to the radio whenever we drive around <3 but i'll never admit that i like dancing or singing!!!!! NEVER

[newwavesylviaplath]

what are your top five favourite movies of all time (and why?) 💘

again this is so hard cuz i don't watch movies but ill try my best to answer.

5. sleep away camp; literally the definition of 80s campy horror it's what ahs 1984 wishes it could be

4. scott pilgrim vs the world; ultimate comfort movie!! ive read all the comics and have a scott pilgrim action figure also besides this fact its a good movie i like how i can recognize a bunch of the places DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE SOUNDTRACK i love all the bands so much and because the majority of them are canadian i have like some weird connection to them (my fave thing to brag abt is how my mom went to highschool with the drummer of broken social scene and they were like CLOSE friends like not just acquaintances)

3. brigsby bear; another comfort movie- i used to be a diehard snl fan but i was like SPECIFICALLY obsessed with kyle mooney (still love him) and also this movie is so like sweet and like perfect example of the offbeat humour + heartwarming ending combo im convinced that kyle's just ahead of his time and that this will totally be a cult classic one day.

2. kill me now; another movie with kyle mooney- im a giant nerd when it comes to improv and sketch comedy (don't get me started on the podcasts omfg) so when i found out that all of good neighbor was in this movie i had to watch. another example of campy horror although it's very 2012 type humour so i think a lot of ppl think it's like stupid but whatever ill defend it till the day i die its free on youtube go watch

1. excision (2008); literally another film from youtube that i've seen too many times to count. this is a short film (which is great considering i have horrible adhd) but it was turned into a full length feature in like 2013 i think. the full length one is also very good; it features traci lords AND john waters as a minister 💀 so again it has kind of a kitschy vibe to it but not as much as the others. the original is a lot more on the serious side. it's totally perfect if u have mommy issues the last scene always makes me cry (you'll also like it if ur mentally ill or maybe just have a blood kink)

sorry idk why i wrote a whole essay. also honourable mention is the movie 'slaxx' that was absolutely wild.

[lyssasdrafts]

GORLLLLLLLL im not even kidding tamlin is deadass just embarrassing himself atp 😭 THANK GOD SHES AT NIGHT COURT NOW

YES IM ALREADY PAST THE PART WHERE HE TEACHES HER TO READ 🤭🤭 plus i just met cassian and azriel AND IM SO EXCITEDDDD

also the flight to house of wind and their little “penny for ur thoughts” moment HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD AHWJEUJDJFKJDJD

oh and can i just say, I LOVE MOR ALREADY 😭💕💕 SHES SUCH A GIRL’S GIRL AHHHH and i’m sorry but ianthe is not it 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ like her vibes are NOT it.. wdym u put feyre in the ugliest gown known to man…. wdym u LEFT the fking altar when rhys showed up ????? girl i- 💀 mor has my heart already

THE SCREAM I LET OUT WHEN YOU SAID YOU MET CASSIAN AND AZRIEL LIKE YOUVE MET MY MANNNNN 🤭🤭 HOW DO WE FEEL ABT THE BAT BOYSSSS

bro tamlin and ianthe are so embarassing omfg i would’ve wanna run away too 😭😭 and you met mor too omg 🥹🥹

[hanasnx]

Hi! It's been a while, took some time off tumblr for school but just logged back on and gonna read everything you've posted since I've last been on. Hope you're doing well! And if you've got some time, do you have any douchebag Anakin thoughts this fine evening?💙

-(literally cannot remember what emoji I used to sign off with but I think it was) 🧘

hi!!! are you the 👑 emoji perhaps?? (so sorry if i’m mistaken, but i think ur my only anon that signs off as an emoji— i was wondering where you went 👀)

i hope school is going well for you :) i hope u like all the nasty stuff i’ve come up with lmao

let me see if i can think of some dirtbag anakin thoughts for u my love ! feel free to peruse my dirtbag anakin tag for douchebag/dirtbag anakin content ;)

ill be honest i already believe that anakin as a character is a dirtbag. hes a meanie, a bully, a delinquent to a degree. i just like to tag dirtbag!anakin bcos its not au, its a facet of the character i like to frequently explore but that was probably already obvious

like he’s hard to talk to bcos he just looks so intimidating and judgmental

when he gets comfortable with you tho omgggg hes so annoyinggggg

the way he’d love it when he pulled you into him, and youre all grouchy about it. hitting his chest weakly, pushing him… fuck hed love seeing you mad at him. if you slapped him for being a dick itd be OVER for you omfg

alsooooo i’m specifically thinking about a certain scene in new girl season 2 episode “katie” , this scene starting at 2:34. this side of sam sweeney is soooo dirtbag anakin vibes to me omfggg🥴🥴 (i apologize for the poor quality and the lagging sound this was the only clip i could find) but like the way he looks at her, gestures her over with his fingers like “cmere” oh yeahhh. picking you up like that to kiss you & being like “oh yeah if you find my underwear just uh 😏😏 keep it…” lingering stare at you, remembering how little sleep the two of you got last night and having to cut himself off before he does something rash “i gotta get out here..”

a lot of sam sweeney moments when he was jess’ fwb in new girl reminds me a lot of what anakin would do. one scene, sam pulls jess’s hair playfully to make her look up at him (he’s so much taller than her it’s so hottttt). totally dirtbag anakin vibes <3

also 🥴😏😏🥵