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HI VIRTUEE :0
me🤝you — dying in STEM ✋😖
Only my first year and I've had enough ☠️🤺👹
Oh nooooo tora dw ill beat up STEM bc its not treating u right
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hi omg so i was going thru ur porn links thingie and i went thru some of the accounts bc im so desperate to find anything leoncore and omfg. this one. this fucking ONE. screams damnation leon!! the stubble, the pussy eating, like hes so teasing with it...
https://x.com/drxppers/status/1711019131510673437?s=46&t=L4oOiCypwNn12EbIiZKZDw
the stubble ESPECIALLY gives me damnation leon vibes bc hes so slutty in that movie. and we all know leon would eat pussy till he DIES !!! i just had to share omg
Leon's prn link pt.2
Aaa, I was very happy to see that y'all supported by sending their favorite videos so that they can be in the publication, don't stop doing it!! I will be adding them since the videos I have are quite a few and there will be a part 4, stay tuned, ily'all ˘͈ᵕ˘͈
TW: explicit sexual content, links of p0rn videos, AGAIN sorry leon i love you but never is enough ‹𝟹 In case you have problems opening the links and they appear non-existent, remember that you have to log in twitter with an account first yo watch they!!
LINK 1 — OKAY, this video honestly gives me leon re2r vibes, there will really be a lot of it in these following links because there is a lot to talk about. Starting with the amount of semen he releases when he fucks you, especially because once he is between your walls, he can't help but cum very easily. Feeling how your pussy receives him generates too many sensations and soon you have him whimpering and hitting harder, the white ring surrounds your crying cunt while you, unable to take it anymore, ask him to please stop. But, come on, the boy is more focused on watching you swallow his cock and cumming again every time than on anything else. It's primitive, just think about filling you up, and maybe, if you let it, give you a beautiful swollen belly in nine months.
LINK 2 — god this video almost made me cry because i thought too much about re2r. The spasms in his body, trying to contain his hands to take out his cock and masturbate as he likes so much. However, you have your fingers squeezing the head of his painful dick, bringing him to orgasm while you leave kisses on his neck and lips, although he is entranced enough to not stop drooling like a fool. I love how his body looks like Leon from this version, it's still not that muscular Leon, but rather a soft and moldable one. And the soft beauty hair that forms the happy trail drove me CRAZY, fuuuuuckkkk. Not to mention being able to stroke him so well, he is soft but he is a complete big boy, and being able to massage his entire cock with his balls even in it must be a blessing.
LINK 3 — This is brought by anon, and the truth is I have nothing more to say because you said it all!! I would like to add that I also get Leon from ID vibes, and it's too hot because that Leon is definitely on another level. So watch the video with whoever you like the most in mind ;)
#leon kennedy fluff#leon kennedy resident evil#leon death island#leon kennedy#leon re4#leon kennedy headcanons#leon resident evil#resident evil fluff#resident evil vendetta#leon kennedy smut#leon re2#resident evil leon#leon s kennedy#leon kennedy x reader#leon kennedy x you#leon scott kennedy#leon smut#leon x reader#re4 leon#re4r leon#vendetta leon#resident evil 6#resident evil 4#resident evil#resident evil death island#resident evil fanfiction#resident evil x reader#re6#re6 leon#re3 remake
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hamzah headcanons pt.2
nsfw // sub + dom hcs cuz he’s def a switch (who bottoms out easy😭😭)
cw: sub + dom dynamics, uhh i think that’s it lemme know if there’s anything else!
sub
- such a whimperer and whiner omfg. he gets all pouty n whines to u all breathless “please…..baby…”
- definitely sends u vids jerking off n u can hear him whimpering ur name in the background
- he doesn’t give me the type of vibes to call u mommy😭 baby, n sweetheart, yes! but definitely not mommy
- in luv w ur tits (duhh) loves sucking and licking ur boobs, making ur nipples all sensitive
- loves when u pull on his curls when he eats u out🥹
- hates to admit it but loves getting edged/teased. taking his dick out of ur mouth when he’s close n js kissing his tip or slowing down when ur jerking him off
- edging him does end up in a bigger load of cum tho…🤭🤭
soft dom
- so gentle with u😋😋 making sure ur all comfy and stuff before he starts fucking u
- calls u baby, doll, nd sweetheart while he literally destroys ur pussy
- thrives off of ur little moans and whimpers🥹 loves when u add a lil “fuck hamzah, feels so good” or “don’t stop don’t stop don’t stop”
- fav thing to do: praise!! loves calling u his good girl n telling u ur doing a good job ☺️ “that’s right, good fuckin girl” “doin such a good job baby”
hard dom
- it is so rare for him to be rough w u but when he is😮💨😮💨
- degradation + praise mix??? (does that make sense😭) “such a good fuckin slut f’me baby”
- good stamina, can literally go round for round
- definitely loves seeing u all fucked out afterwards, messy hair n makeup🤭 (which would probably get him hard again)
- does not give a fuck ab pulling out😭 sorry! but i fear he wants to claim u as his🤷🏻♀️
- manhandles u. those muscles are being put to use! flips u on ur back nd pins u down if he wants to fuck u in missionary, flips u back to fuck u from behind while he holds ur wrists behind ur back. def throws u around in whatever position he wants u in
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Types of lingerie zb1 would like on their partner
Omfg I haven't uploaded in such a long time I'm so sorry😭
Strictly no minors ‼️‼️
Hanbin
Idk why I really see him liking more of the cute stuff ,like he wouldn't want something hardcore meanwhile he would devour you after that
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Jiwoong
Cute and slight hints of sexy(kinda actually), simple to use, and easy to look at for the eyes, more of the cute but still calm styles
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Zhanghao
It's not because it's Chinese that he likes the cheongsam, its complexity of being able to be revealing every curve/shape of your body that's covered by the intricate patterns while not showing it because it's covered by the cloth is amazing for him, and also technically not revealing that much, skin only from the lace patterns on your sides thighs , and arms, in his eyes, it captures the beauty of your body like a work of art, it gets him riled up from the allure of mysteries in your curves
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Matthew
He likes more of the type that wraps around your whole body in a seductive way, not exactly dominant but just more of like those dark femme vibes if you what I'm talking about not domineering
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Taerae
Opposite of hanbin and Matthew, He likes to be dominated so something that's very sexy with little to no hints of cute and wraps the body will turn him on, one that reminds him of a domineering rich female CEO/businesswoman or villain (pretend there's no bows/ribbons)
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Ricky
He likes to spoil you so you can be his cute little princess with all the frills and bows, but you have to obey him so he can pull you at any time
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Gyuvin
He's more of the naughty type so I see him liking the famous bunny suits more since the vibe is more naughty too
Gunwook
He really likes it when ur legs are revealed so something like this would totally do the trick, especially if you're using pigtails that would make you look extra cute
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#kpop hard thoughts#kpop smut#zerobaseone smut#zerobaseone x reader#zerobaseone#zb1 hard hours#zb1 hard thoughts#zb1 imagines#zb1 smut#zb1 x reader#kim jiwoong#zhang hao#shen ricky#park gunwook#zb1 drabbles#sung hanbin#kim taerae#kim gyuvin#seok matthew
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Here’s you guys sorry if the colors came out rlly weird!! My graphic pad shows colors too saturated and my actual computer screen is broken. Repairing shit on a crashed space ship is hard
I love you guys sonas and it’s so damn cool seeing all of them and being able to draw them is such a fucking honor- thanks so much! These are for the elder project which might be animated but don’t get ur hopes up
I stylized them differently and severely but they’ll all look similar once I actually get the project moving
Ilysm ty <3 I got 2 more to draw too so keep your eyes open! Also lemme know if u wanna be in the elder project and have a drawing done of u thx!!
@thestrangelystrange omg why tf do I hear boss music like omfg Dolly’s design is so fucking powerful my skin almost blew straight off my bones while I was drawing this I love it sm
PAPWJRBDKLANWBEHCHSBWJWKR i love the hair too oh my god maybe one day I can have hair like this…
@angelbambisworld I literally can’t say how much I am in love with your Kissona’s design OMGG- literally gives me early 2000s vibes like so damn aesthetic- pls draw more I gotta see more of ur sona this is my whole childhood
I am so fucking in love also I added a little Gene to keep your sona company-
@that-metalhead-ace here ya go! I really admire that you actually drew acne n stuff, like that’s so cool! Im rlly sorry if I couldn’t get the details correct my brain doesn’t work half the time but the design is so fucking cool
Originally I was gonna go with bolder colors all over but I decided against it
Also you probablyyy noticed I didn’t draw the pentagram. I was raised Christian and even tho I’m atheist now I have ocd so yeah… I’ll hopefully be able to draw 1 later lol
#sona art#kissblr#I drew you#fanart#digital art#fanartist#teeheeeheee#my computer was so slow omg I almost cried
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i was wondering if you could do a moodboard or scrapbook for me whichever is easier. if not that’s ok lol. first off this idea is so cute
1. i go by sav and the person i would like to be paired with is Matt
2. my hobbies including dancing, listening to music, shopping, watching films & tv shows. dance is my safe space and how i feel my emotions
3. my mbti is infj, i am very quiet until i am comfortable and then it’s yap city
4. my sun sign is gemini
5. i love looking out for others and treating people kindly
6. i love lots of colors dark blue, emerald gold, amber, light pink, those don’t really match so you can choose which colors to use
7. my fav animals are snow leopards, swans, flamingos, and deer
8. aesthetics i like dark feminine, cmbyn summer, california lana del rey very diff vibes ik
9. since everything i said is very random you can kind of choose the theme lol
10. music artists i love : lana del rey, frank ocean, tyler the creator, billie eilish, mazzy star, sza, tame impala
11. lyrics i love “sometimes it feels like ive got a war in my mind”, “summers not as long as it used to be” “i can’t relate to my peers, i’d rather live outside” “everyday you can see changes in her hair and smile”
12. any pic that matches the vibe will be great
13. im sorry if i was too vague
hi sav!! i hope u loveee <3
🥛 DOLLIE MAGAZINE 🎀
VOLUME 001: LOML Looks ! page three
cmbyn/italy summer scrapbook page + hcs for sav ! 👒🪴☀️🍊🌼🚲
i think u and matt would have the best photoshoots omfg!! especially during summer eekekekekk like having lana or frank ocean play lightly on a small stereo while u two sit under green trees taking pics :(
deers are like ur guys' joint fav animal. he'll give u deer/bambi themed gifts just for no reason !
he feels super comfortable once u start to open up and talk more and more. he loves being able not to talk all the time and just listen to u
for those who are interested in astrology, leos and geminis are extremely compatible ! they get along very well and are very social with each other, which i think explains you and matt's relationship well
if you were to ask matt to dance with you, i think he'd 100% say no. he'd shake his head shyly and let you do your thing but i think with the right kind of motivation (kissing his face + telling him you'll watch gravity falls), he'd spin you around like a princess :(
i think he'd like slow dancing more than any other kind. his favorite time to sway you around is at a late hour like 2am in the kitchen while you wait for doordash to arrive. you two could've been watching movies in the living room, coloring, etc but you got up and dragged him in the kitchen specifically to dance. and without any music too, his hands wrap around your waist, hugging you in close while your chin rests on his shoulder.
lets u control the aux bc he thinks u have top tier music taste!!
#𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒛𝒊𝒏𝒆 🎀🥛#sturniolo triplets#sturniolo#matt sturniolo#matt sturniolo x reader#matt sturniolo hcs#matt sturniolo fluff#matt sturniolo headcanons
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With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")
*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.
✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️
She's alivveee!!!
Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D
Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3
SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀
SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-
Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...
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So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY
SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫
Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"
"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀
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Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭
What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-
OH NO
NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO
U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE
Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️
Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."
You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says
"You look gigglabah today my liege."
HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING
(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)
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You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-
XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO
SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA
(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)
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Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-
And i dont mean in a good way 😭
LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.
CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU
"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,
and may your cup never leaky!"
And Diluc loves you.
Really he does, deeper than he thinks-
But his eye is twitching LMAOO
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(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)
♡
Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs
Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao
Until the next shenanigan-
Safe travels,
💀♒️
♡the beloveds mwah ♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist
#hope u guys like those follower event posts when they here 😖🙏#so u would think the opposite but no-#those headcanons r gonna be so much more lore than u probably wanted#and the oneshot the opposite 💀#more absolute baffoonery than u ever wanted from me#genshin impact#genshin sagau#my asks#sagau#genshin imagines#genshin isekai#genshin sagau language barrier au#genshin sagau language au#should i attempt to make these tags#does it even matter or is it a fruitless endeavor#the language brainrot is endless#yall have lost brain cells reading my writing i stg#genshin sagau ideas#gender neutral reader
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“Show Me Your Love” Part 2
A Matty Healy x OC; Instagram AU
Masterlist: .°˖✧
Series Intro: “Harper is a writer who gained a small cult following on tumblr as a teenager, through this she meets one of her best friends Phoebe Bridgers, but when Harper’s seemingly “normal” life collides with the world of The 1975 frontman Matty Healy, the universe spins her life in a completely different direction.”
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harpersnotbazaar it takes a bit more⋆。°✩
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phoebebridgers hey um could i get ur number maybe?
harpersnotbazaar anything for u bbg ;)
trumanblack am i wrong or are those lyrics to my song?
harpersnotbazaar sorry do i know you?
rass1975 @trumanblack brutal mate
harperfan34 that's MY tumblr girl
fan93 okay i need this whole outfit rn
1975fan69 ross in the comments i cannot
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phoebebridgers it's my last day with Harper and Matty just had to crash our dinner date, vibes ruined
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harpersbazaar you'll always have my full attention baby xx
phoebebridgers i fuckin better
trumanblack okay and?
phoebelover43 oh no... guys he's infiltrated her life irl
harperfan95 YOU ACTUALLY LET HIM NEAR HER?!
phoebebridgers you say this like i could've stopped him
mattyismybf oh god he can't be serious
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harperfan34 i miss her she hasn't posted anything in 2 weeks omg
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fan93 no like literally what is she doing?
phoebeiscool anyone notice matty hasn't posted anything either?
fan239 bro that's kinda sus
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harpersnotbazaar i saw a band perform some songs or something
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bedforddanes75 lovely to finally meet you xx
phoebebridgers it's like i'm being cheated on
harpersbazaar ur crazy ily
fan93 NO FUCKING WAY
trumanblack who's ur favorite member? ;)
harpersnotbazaar ross
rass1975 @trumanblack brutal mate
1975fan87 dear god tell me this isn't real
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harpersnotbazaar dinner :)
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trumanblack mmm dinner :)
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harperfan34 okay guys you can kiss already
phoebebridgers i'd rather eat something else ;)
harpersnotbazaar baaaaaaaaaabe
fan38 okay something about matty's comment makes me think he was at this "dinner"
mattyismybf please the REACH, he's got standards, he's just a flirt he can't help it
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trumanblack record shop
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1975mattyupdates okay so we're all just gonna ignore this pic that is going around on twitter rn? taken by a fan after the london 1975 show
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harperfan34 this is such an invasion of privacy but i hope it's actually them
fan23 oh god the stans are vile in this comment section
1975fan87 i refuse to believe this is real... idc he can do better lmao
mattyfan03 she's such a clout chaser, first she's friends with phoebe and now she's out with matty, no one wants to buy your shitty poetry book omfg
harperfan34 she's literally been friends with phoebe since before she got famous, jealousy is a disease get worse soon<3
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harpersnotbazaar my book is out now, link in bio<3
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A/N: okay guys i didn't wanna create angst within this story having anything to do with something harper or matty did, do i took the toxic stans idea and ran with it pfffft, anyway i hope you all enjoyed xx
#the 1975#matty healy#matty healy x reader#kinda#matty healy x oc#the 1975 fanfic#matty healy fanfiction#matty healy fanfic#matty#healy#matty healy x harper flux#dbd matty fics#dbd show me your love#dbd harper flux
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theres this guy at work that looks like EDDIE like he wears metallica and anthrax shirts to WORKKK!?!? he blasts hard metal through his speakers that i can hear from miles away and he has curly long hair… except he has blue eyes but he has the most rancid vibes like he scares me to death i wish i was kidding omfg.
he gives me death stares and each time i pass by him he looks up and stares at me until im gone. one time i smoked next to him on my break and i wanted to be nice and say hi. and i did and he was listening to music and he gave me the SCARIEST death stare and then he said hi back but i got super anxious and awkward so i was like “oh im sorry u can keep listening to ur music” and then he was like no its fine!!! and then just STARED at me while smoking his cigarette and i tried to open up a conversation but he kept the stare at me and ever since then ive been terrified of ever speaking w him again i dont even look in his direction bc the way he stares at me is so CREEPYJENDN and rhe problem is ive seen him w everyone else and hes nice but when it comes to me its all DEATH STARES??!?!?
anyways i rambled on for nothing but he got a buzzcut and its exactly like how i imagine eddies buzzcut in the show thats what i was going to say goodbye💀💀
#em talks#MY BOYFRIEND KEEPS MAKING FUN OF IT SAYING HE PROBABLY FINDS ME ATTRACTIVE?!?!?!#my sister said the same thing but not AT ALL like when i say death stare ITS A DEATH STARE
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I'am not okay i'am not okay I'am not okay i'am not okay I'am not okay i'am not okay I'am not okay i'am not okay I'am not okay i'am not okay I'am not okay i'am not okay I'am not okay i'am not okay-
Capitano is so cool 😭 why is he so fckng cool like why, his design?? Omg *chef's kiss*, his voice?? (Even though he only says "Hmph" Like brother Hanu from HSR) *on my knees* i'll do anything for u sir, also why he really gives off "a man with a few words" vibes from that trailer 😭 like omfg why he is so hot- i really hope that i would be there when his banner arrives 🙏
Anyways hello smooches 👉👈 i hope u are doing well. I'm sorry that i've become one of ur silent reader since i'm not feeling really well for the past few months (and also bcs i'm too shy to share a new idea of Capitano and also Dottore), but i can assure u i still love reading ur fic especially that one Dotty fic u made 🙂 (i'm still hurt and salty from Dotty decided to kill baby zandik for a gnosis, bcs if it were me, i would definitely throwing hands against him- like how dare u 😭💔) also the fact that it connects with ur other fic where reader gives Omega a silent treatment after what he have done is so HNNNNNNGGGGFFGGHGGFGH- 🙏🛐. The angst is so good that it still lingers in my mind to this day 😩👌.
Also pls take care of urself smooches, i know that a lot of us have said this many times, but i just want to say thank u for all of the content u bring to us. Ur writings of the Harbingers really keeps me going through this hard time and u don't understand how much ur content means to me (and probably to everyone too). I wish u a good health smooches and good fortune with ur future 🙏🛐
-🥝 (sorry for dissapearing)
🥝 ANON!!!! I MISSED YOU SM!!! (i see you in my notif bar which made me very happy but im also really happy to see you in my inbox <33) When i saw Capitano i IMMEDIATELY thought of you bc i know you've loved him for YEARS- HE'S FINALLY HERE AND BEAUTIFUL! :D but YA .. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ONLY SAID HMPH... 😔 i wish for more but I'll take it... (wdbewud and not Hanu but that's so accurate, i always choose the *do a cool grunt* option whenever i have the chance, i also wonder who you main in HSR? 👀 And did you see we can also see the outline of Capitano's nose/mouth... ewdewidb)
And 🥝 anon you don't need to apologize!!! It's absolutely fine, i just want you to put yourself first and take care. I know i can't do much but i hope the best for you and better health ❤️ I am glad you are enjoying my writings though :) and YA... i think we all love Dottie... but we would also ALL fight him for what he did... me included, I'll join you. AH AND THE FICS CONNECTING... i honestly didn't think of that but YES. i do love writing angst because of the reactions tbh 😌
Thank you for your kind words <3 i am always happy to provide for you and everyone else! I'm glad i can do something for you :) please take care of yourself too 🥝 anon!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ and i wish you the same thing 💕 (and whenever you feel up to sharing that idea of yours, feel free, don't be shy!! 🙏)
#smooches talks#🥝 anon#gigantic hugs for you beloved#im always grateful ur still here :) you were one of my first anons since the beginning#and pls dont feel bad
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Black sisters hc's
BLACK SISTERSSSSSS
idk where i saw this
but someone said that since narcissa doesn't have a star related name
her middle name is prob a star thingy
which i 100% agree with
i feel so bad i have so little headcanons for these amazing girlies 😭😭😭 most of my time is taken up by the skittles ngl
but since we already started with her
time for queen narcissa!!!!! (she/they)
ok i haven't read canon in a while so forgive me if this is wrong
but narcissa and reg kinda give me the same vibes
like they rebelled against voldy
but never truly got their freedom ykyk???
so i feel like they'd be very similar; like classical music, books, emotional masochist, etc etc
pls pls pls forgive me if this is weird
i'm not a big black sisters person sadly 😭😭😭
also they have the curlyest of curly hairs
and all the problems that come along with it
because i said so :)))
and NOBLEFLOWER AHWGAJVAJQVW
they're so amazing
idk why but she and alice are anwbjabqaj
next up we have andromeda!!!!!
i'm sorry but every time i hear tonks i laugh
it's just
tonks
tonk tonk
bonk
sorry that was off topic
andromeda queen!!!! (she/her)
shes an amazing bisexual and we stan her here!!!!
she also sucks at cooking
like she burnt water once
ted has to do most of the cooking because of this
and tbh she was probably shamed for her terrible cooking as a child
because the older black generation were def the type of people to go "ur a wife u need to cook" blah blah blah
she's also very similar to sirius in the fact that she doesn't give a shit about her family
she's blocked them out of her life and living very nicely :)))
fan of punk culture, but actually started getting into it when she met ted
CURLY HAIR CURLY HAIR CURLY HAIRRRR
this honestly goes for all of the black sisters
but doing their eyeliner with a knife
it's so them
sbajabkqbw
look i'm 100% self projecting here but she's probably the child everyone had such high expectations of
like "omfg this is the ONE istg she'll be amazing 🥰🥰🥰" but like more forcefully obviously
but the expectations all backfired and she rebelled completely (nvm not projecting anymore)
ngl andromeda and ted are one of the few straight couple i actually ship
they're really cute 🥰🥰🥰
that's all i can think of lol, lmk if you want part 2 with bellatrix!!!! (MY BELOVED INSANE GIRLYY)
#bellatrix black#andromeda tonks#andromeda black#narcissa black#narcissa malfoy#black sisters#the ancient and most noble house of black#mauraders#mauraders era#the mauraders#the mauraders era
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Hello hello <3 HAPPY SELF SHIP FRIDAY <3333 I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY <333
pre-relationship: 3. Who felt romantic feelings first?
Gen: 1. Who initiated the relationship, and how did they go about it?
Love: 1. Who said “I love you” first, and what was the situation?
Domestic: 12. Who likes to dance with, or sing for, the other???
Sorry I did a lot because I love suness <333
-love bakery anon 🍪
self ship questions <3
AAAA DON'T APOLOGIZE AT ALL BUG PLS READING THAT MADE ME SMILE SO HARD AND GOOFY I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH BUG!!!! THANK YOU FOR LOVING US <3333 YOU ARE TOO SWEET AND I APPRECIATE YOU SO SO MUCH!!
3. who felt romantic feelings first?
me!!! definitely me LMAO i was charmed by him literally immediately!! i mentioned this i think in a question about when we fell for each other if i remember correctly?? but i like to think that i'm very good at reading people and kind of getting an idea of their vibe from first meeting and literally just seeing them for the first time (perks of being a cancer) so i definitely felt things for him like the moment i saw him <33 once again we were friends to lovers!! and we first had a class together and just seeing him interact with his friends i was probably already a blushing mess...unfortunately....i am such a hopeless romantic it's bad 😭
1. who said "i love you" first, and what was the situation?
suna did!!! and let me word it this way: i say "i love you" a TON to my friends so i obviously said it to him a few times (i was a little nervy to say it to him bc i didn't know if he'd figure out that i liked him and meant it ROMANTICALLY even though i was PRETENDING to mean platonically) when we were friends so like technically??? i did??? but then when we started dating i was even more scared to say it because i didn't want to come off too strongly BUT HE DIDN'T GAF that man probably said it like the night we started dating and were texting each other goodnight:
rin <3: okay goodnight go to sleep. i'll know thru ur spotify activity if ur still awake rin <3: i love you <3 *cue ness freaking out screaming into a pillow. kicking her feet. everything.* rin <3: pls respond rin <3: i mean it that i love you rin <3: i've loved you this entire time there's no way i'm holding off saying that i LOVE LOVE you now that i can rin <3: i love love u ness: rintarou you cannot just say things like that omfg rin <3: says who? fuck them ness: you are so ness: i love you too rin ness: so so so so so much you have no idea ness: goodnight <3 ness: although i don't think i can sleep anymore bc that's messed me up rin <3: does that mean i can come over? <3
12. who likes to dance with, or sing for, the other???
OHHH I HATE BOTH I GET SO EMBARASSED but he thinks it's cute when i get all shy so he'll force me to dance with him. i felt like an idiot slow dancing with him in the kitchen at like 2am bc he wouldn't let go of my hand or hip and just forced me to keep in step with him </3 but it's a little fun dancing with him although i'll never admit it!! and after a LONG LONG TIME i finally got used to singing along to the radio whenever we drive around <3 but i'll never admit that i like dancing or singing!!!!! NEVER
#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#sorry for my yapping#obsessed with the i love u one teehee#this is my little treat before i have to go into work#SO I WILL ANSWER THE REST LATER <333#BUT I NEEDED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME GOING!!!#THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE BUG!!! I LOVE YOU <3#answers <3#suness <3#bakery anon <3
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what are your top five favourite movies of all time (and why?) 💘
again this is so hard cuz i don't watch movies but ill try my best to answer.
5. sleep away camp; literally the definition of 80s campy horror it's what ahs 1984 wishes it could be
4. scott pilgrim vs the world; ultimate comfort movie!! ive read all the comics and have a scott pilgrim action figure also besides this fact its a good movie i like how i can recognize a bunch of the places DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE SOUNDTRACK i love all the bands so much and because the majority of them are canadian i have like some weird connection to them (my fave thing to brag abt is how my mom went to highschool with the drummer of broken social scene and they were like CLOSE friends like not just acquaintances)
3. brigsby bear; another comfort movie- i used to be a diehard snl fan but i was like SPECIFICALLY obsessed with kyle mooney (still love him) and also this movie is so like sweet and like perfect example of the offbeat humour + heartwarming ending combo im convinced that kyle's just ahead of his time and that this will totally be a cult classic one day.
2. kill me now; another movie with kyle mooney- im a giant nerd when it comes to improv and sketch comedy (don't get me started on the podcasts omfg) so when i found out that all of good neighbor was in this movie i had to watch. another example of campy horror although it's very 2012 type humour so i think a lot of ppl think it's like stupid but whatever ill defend it till the day i die its free on youtube go watch
1. excision (2008); literally another film from youtube that i've seen too many times to count. this is a short film (which is great considering i have horrible adhd) but it was turned into a full length feature in like 2013 i think. the full length one is also very good; it features traci lords AND john waters as a minister 💀 so again it has kind of a kitschy vibe to it but not as much as the others. the original is a lot more on the serious side. it's totally perfect if u have mommy issues the last scene always makes me cry (you'll also like it if ur mentally ill or maybe just have a blood kink)
sorry idk why i wrote a whole essay. also honourable mention is the movie 'slaxx' that was absolutely wild.
#love u anons#idk why i went off with these#girlblogging#campy horror#scott pilgrim#kyle mooney#improv comedy#sketch comedy#earwolf#excision#john waters#traci lords#coquette#hyper feminine#tumblr girlies
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Hi! It's been a while, took some time off tumblr for school but just logged back on and gonna read everything you've posted since I've last been on. Hope you're doing well! And if you've got some time, do you have any douchebag Anakin thoughts this fine evening?💙
-(literally cannot remember what emoji I used to sign off with but I think it was) 🧘
hi!!! are you the 👑 emoji perhaps?? (so sorry if i’m mistaken, but i think ur my only anon that signs off as an emoji— i was wondering where you went 👀)
i hope school is going well for you :) i hope u like all the nasty stuff i’ve come up with lmao
let me see if i can think of some dirtbag anakin thoughts for u my love ! feel free to peruse my dirtbag anakin tag for douchebag/dirtbag anakin content ;)
ill be honest i already believe that anakin as a character is a dirtbag. hes a meanie, a bully, a delinquent to a degree. i just like to tag dirtbag!anakin bcos its not au, its a facet of the character i like to frequently explore but that was probably already obvious
like he’s hard to talk to bcos he just looks so intimidating and judgmental
when he gets comfortable with you tho omgggg hes so annoyinggggg
the way he’d love it when he pulled you into him, and youre all grouchy about it. hitting his chest weakly, pushing him… fuck hed love seeing you mad at him. if you slapped him for being a dick itd be OVER for you omfg
alsooooo i’m specifically thinking about a certain scene in new girl season 2 episode “katie” , this scene starting at 2:34. this side of sam sweeney is soooo dirtbag anakin vibes to me omfggg🥴🥴 (i apologize for the poor quality and the lagging sound this was the only clip i could find) but like the way he looks at her, gestures her over with his fingers like “cmere” oh yeahhh. picking you up like that to kiss you & being like “oh yeah if you find my underwear just uh 😏😏 keep it…” lingering stare at you, remembering how little sleep the two of you got last night and having to cut himself off before he does something rash “i gotta get out here..”
a lot of sam sweeney moments when he was jess’ fwb in new girl reminds me a lot of what anakin would do. one scene, sam pulls jess’s hair playfully to make her look up at him (he’s so much taller than her it’s so hottttt). totally dirtbag anakin vibes <3
also 🥴😏😏🥵
#🧘 anon#thanks for the msg!!#indy shoots the shit#dirtbag anakin vibes#anakin#star wars#sw#the clone wars#tcw#anakin skywalker x reader#almost smut#reader insert#x y/n#anakin gif#anakin skywalker imagine
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Omfg babbeee Ik u know abt the svt in Lollapalooza and BABE BAE PLEASE HEARE ME OUT U SEE HOW CHEOL LOOKS IN THAT?? THE SLEEVELESS SHIRT??? THE PANTS?? GOD I WANT TO RIP IT AND PUT IT WHOLE IK MY MOUTH PLEASE I CAN TAKE IT WHOLE THE OUTFIT AND VIBES ARE ALL GIVING
The consensus is 10/10 would let him love me and make me into a good wife fuck me nonstop until I pass out all and any possition creampie doggy in my thighs in my stomach in my mouth in ny face until he's satisfied for cheol I am just a hole for him to use
But yeahhh I cant wait for you to release any of your cheol fics/hcs/drabbles and if you dont mind what are your upcoming works that your writing, almost finished or ready to publish?
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FUUUCK. THE SLEEVELESS. I LOVE UR THOUGHT PROCESS FR.
oh to be cheol’s good wife. literally like i’ll do the cookin n cleanin and everything for HIM. just for him to reward the good wife i am — all holes are open for him to use freely 🫡
GAHH THANK U FOR LOOKING FORWARD TO MORE OF MY WRITING 😭 SO SORRY THIS TOOK ME A WHILE TO REPLY; HAVENT BEEN ONLINE FOR A HOT MIN…
FOR UPCOMING WORKS IMMM writing up lawyer wonwoo as well some shorter reqs on the side 👀 (rlyrlyrly wna release a jeonghan fic soon so!!!!) HEHE
LUV U 🌟 ANON <33 HOPE U HAVE A GOOD WEEK AHEAD
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First racism encounter in france 🩵
’m HEELP I ENTERED THIS SHOP AND I WAS
GENUINELY LOOKING AROUND THE STUFF and considering buying smt and the lady who was selling them immediately was like. FIRST OF ALL SHE WAS A SCARY WHITE CUNT OKAY ONFG SHE IMMEDIATELY SILENTLY POINTED TO A “do not touch” sign that i didnt see and i was like oh sorry and she was like do you want to clean ur hands i was like okay!!! And i spent some time deciding if i should buy smt or not bc i just got a weird vibe and i didnt feel like giving this woman money bc it JUST FELT OFF OKAY so i decided to leave and i said “thank you” this CUNT LITERALLY CALLS ME AND SAYS “excuse me you have bad manners! Touching things!” WITH A SCARY ASS MAD FACE WITH HER FINGER POINTING UP AND SHIT OMFMGMFG IT WAS SO SCARY SO I SAID “SORRY BITCH STUPID FUCKING BITCH” AS I WAS LEAVING LIKE LMFAOODIFJA LIKE THESE BITCHES THINK THEY CAN TALK TO ME LIKE WHATEVER LIKE WTFF NAH IM GONNA CLAP BACK RACIST ASS CUNT
this was crazy 🩵 today these bitches have been trying me. I fr decided to clap back like im tired of these evil ass white people talking to me like im under them nahh youre going to kill yourself in front of my eyes now. Evil ass cunt omfg im shocked the french are fr crazy 😭😭😭 bad manners my ass HELPFKDH I EVEN SAID THANK YOU BUT THIS BITCH FR CALLED ME BACK TO YELL AT ME OMFG 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 this was funny ngl
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