#olivia graves

[tremendouskoalachild]

not to horny post about the slapstick fursuit movie but i hope Olivia Graves the witchy gymnast is both interested in and gets to do more acting because oh my god

[whoiwanttoday]

I finally got around to seeing Hundreds of Beavers which you might think is a joke about @kat-eleven weekend but is actually a movie. That ended up making me think of @kat-eleven but we'll get to that. It's essentially a missing Bugs Bunny cartoon except it's all live action. Shot in black and white and done like a silent movie, it's full of really funny gags. It entertained me but didn't blow me away, I was perhaps looking for too much from it because people have been praising it to high heavens for a while now. It deserves the praise as a feat but maybe isn't as entertaining as I like.

Anyway, among the jokes is that love interest whose dad hates our protagonist but she is way horny for him. I thought she was really pretty. Then at one point she takes off her furs to reveal very little underneath and does a pole dance to the lead's dismay because he dad could catch them. This made me think of @kat-eleven in two ways. First, she is always telling me her favorite thing is girls on long stiff poles but also I had already googled the actress, saw her name was Olivia Graves, and found her pretty huge internet footprint but looked at her content and was like, "No, this is a person famous for other things. Boy there are a lot of pole dancing videos though, I should tell Kat about her cause she seems very for Kat". And until the pole dancing happened in the movie I assumed it was a different person than the youtuber travel vlogger and pole dancer. Nope. It turns out she's a triple threat. At least, she might be threatening in other ways, it's just a cursory glance so far. She goes by the Witch of Wanderlust online if you want to find her, tumblr seems completely absent of any of her stuff. Anyway, she was attractive in the movie and I have made two gifs of her dancing because if I didn't I am pretty sure @kat-eleven would go into one of her rages. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Olivia Graves.

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Hundreds of Beavers

directed by Mike Cheslik, 2022

[swampflix]

Hundreds of Beavers (2024)

Hundreds of Beavers is a film that doesn’t seem like it would be able to sustain its premise or its vision for the entirety of its 108 minute runtime, but it somehow manages to do so. This movie made me laugh aloud, on average, about every thirty seconds all the way through. I don’t know that it will work for everyone, but it certainly did for me. Shot in black and white, this is a Looney Tunes…

[oceanusborealis]

Hundreds of Beavers - Movie Review

TL;DR – It was a completely wild ride from start to finish. I am not sure I have ever seen a film like this before, and I doubt I will ever again. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rating: 4.5 out of 5. Post-Credit Scene – There is no post-credit scene.Disclosure – I was sent a screener of this film. Hundreds of Beavers Review – For the last year, I kept hearing rumblings of this weird Beavers film that everyone needed…

[agentnico]

Hundreds of Beavers (2024) review

This is cinema.

Plot: A drunken applejack salesman must go from zero to hero and become North America's greatest fur trapper by defeating hundreds of beavers.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the greatness that is this film’s poster! Very reminiscent of the poster for the 1963 epic comedy It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, it truly encompasses the full scale cartoonish madness of the movie, and honestly is a piece of art in itself. As for the movie itself? Yeah, it’s fricking awesome!

This comes to us from director Mike Cheslik and co-writer Ryland Brickson Cole Tews (by the way holy Moses what a cool name that is!), the pair who gave us the Tews-directed Lake Michigan Monster, a bonkers little indie film that’s a mix of Life Aquatic and The Lighthouse and is immensely entertaining and stupid. What I like about these guys is how they fill their micro-budget productions with so much creativity, humour and visual inventiveness, and it really puts a lot of modern day Hollywood pictures to shame. These guys are great and so when Hundreds of Beavers popped up on my Letterboxd recommendations, it was a no brainer - I had to seek out this movie!

Hundreds of Beavers echoes the structure of video games, especially RPGs. The central character starts out as an absolutely numpty loser, and then as the film progresses he by trial and error improves his craft to become a skilful and talented trapper. This is reminiscent of how in a video game when your first start you’re essentially useless and crap at everything, but as you level up you become an utter boss. Take Resident Evil for example. In the beginning you struggle to defeat a single zombie. Chances are on your first few playthroughs you’ll die like a little b**ch. Talking from experience here, I remember that first village fight in Resident Evil 4! Then by the end you’re drilling through hordes with unlimited ammo and rocket launchers with super high HP and literally nothing can stop you. With Hundreds of Beavers it’s the same. The first part of the film the poor chap can’t even kill a single animal, let alone a beaver. By the end though he’s engaging in an impressive battle of fisticuffs with crowds upon crowds of beavers. I mean, not really a spoiler to say that there are loads of beavers in this film. Not just a hundred, we’re talking thousands!

That brings me to one of the biggest surprises of this film - there’s actually a fully fledged story here. Like yes the narrative exists entirely for the purpose of throwing as many ridiculously nuts slapstick gags in our faces at a rapid speed of a joke every second, but they are held together by a cohesive narrative. The main character Jean Kayak (brought to life by a superbly committed performance from Ryland Brickson Cole Tews, again, love the name) goes through a significant growth throughout the movie, and his mission to get the girl is as timely and charming as ever. I must say it took me about 20 minutes to properly get into the movie, but once I got to the level of whackiness it was going for I was engaged throughout.

So the visuals. Filtered throughout with a surreal black-and-white grainy filter, this plays out like a live-action cartoon in the vain of Looney Tunes or Tom & Jerry. The stylistic choice that really makes this movie so unique is that the overwhelming majority of animals that Jean comes across are played by actors in full sizes costumes. Yep, it’s a bunch furries alright. Smaller animals such as birds and fish appear as little puppets, but all the larger animals are indeed played by actors in suits. You’d expect a gimmick like this to lose steam after a while, however the funny thing about Hundreds of Beavers is that it manages to consistently stay hilarious throughout, and in fact gets progressively crazier as it goes on. The final 20 minutes are truly fantastic, with the creators throwing every creative idea and visual gag they could possibly whip out of their books in your face. This movie could have easily ended up feeling like a stretched out SNL sketch, but luckily the creators share so much ambition to allow this movie to flourish in its endless creativity. Charlie Chaplin would be proud.

Hundreds of Beavers is one of the most creative, inventive and entertaining comedies of the last decade, and I had a smile on my face from start to finish. From the punchy editing, funny music cues, well-timed cutaway gags, goofy costumes or the endlessly creative deaths, this thing has so much unhinged energy it’s unreal. I can see this not being for everyone, but then again silent slapstick comedy nowadays can be definitely classed as an acquired taste, but I truly believe that everyone would find at least some part of this film amusing. In my eyes, this is a comedic marvel. Yeah, f*** those beavers!

Overall score: 9/10

[randomrichards]

HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS:

Man drunk on cider

Tries his hand at fur trading

Starts war on Beavers

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874: Hundreds of Beavers [2022]

HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS (2022) dir. Mike Cheslik (official website of the movie)

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HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS Mike Cheslik USA, 2022

[kermodefan94-blog]

Hundreds of Beavers. Movie Review. 

Oh, how to describe this one. OK. Imagine your favourite silent comedian or slapstick act.  Vintage or  Contemporary. It essentially doesn’t matter as long as the viewer of choice enjoys them falling over getting hit by objects or partaking in a variety of deliberately absurd pratfalls. Now place your comedian or act of choice in 2022 ( as that’s when the film being reviewed here first played at…

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Hundreds of Beavers

Hundreds of Beavers    [trailer]

In this 19th century, supernatural winter epic, a drunken applejack salesman must go from zero to hero and become North America's greatest fur trapper by defeating hundreds of beavers.

Very funny, dialogue-free slapstick comedy. Channeling Buster Keaton and the anarchic spirit of classic cartoons. Very ingenious, clearly a labour of love.

[sieglinde-freud]

oh im obsessed with this actually… who ever wrote this one i am kissing u on the forehead and hugging you real tight… inigo is such a loverboy im kkkhhhhhhijnsdnfng

[mcextra]

Sophia and Livvy

[claireidk32]

TURNSGIVING DAY 2 character's fav songs!

GANG IVE EANTED TO DO THIS SO BADDD!!!!!! AAHHH!!!!!! anyways enjoy:)

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1. For Peggy i have chosen the songs all-american bitch by Olivia Rodrigo and Last kiss by Taylor Swift. The first song, is basically her entire personality, ya know how she is like the "it girl" of the Colonies everyone wants her and to be her, also there is a part of the song where Olivia is screaming then suddenly is fine which is litterally her because she is known to have random fits of hysteria *ahem* S3 Ep.10. Also I feel like this song will be at the top of her playlist as well as her theme song. Now the second song reflects the scene where André says hes leaving for New York and she has to stay in Philadelphia bc that scene sort of has that break up, tragic goodbye feel, which the song is basically about. Also I feel like she is an avid swiftie.

2. For Simcoe I have chosen a song that I think fits his vibe perfectly. So for starters we have Hell's coming with me by Poor Man's Poison. Already the title screams Simcoe right off the bat. Moreover, the first few lyrics state, "you ain't welcome round here anymore" then, "ill be back when you least expect it, and hells coming with me" this made me think of his relationship with Hewlett, like how he was detained at the end of s1 ep 10 and he says "you deserve what's coming for you oyster major" its essentially those lyrics. Another set of lyrics that I think fit him and his story in the show is, "he had promised he was coming back to town.they didn't know him by his face or by the gun around his waist but he'll be back to burn that town to the ground." This could represent when he took command of the Queen's Rangers and returned to Setauket on his mission to uncover spies within Long Island, which led to him causing a lot of chaos (which did involve burning things). You cannot disagree that this wouldn't be his theme song.

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We are about to witness a worse promo run than dont worry darling because the harry styles joke already started https://x.com/FilmUpdates/status/1828467588562645322?t=heLJyicBT3-rKF1rdZnM9Q&s=19

I saw this earlier today. The actor playing her “sexual muse” is literally 21. This movie sounds horrendous, but exactly like something she’d be a part of.

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