#old man yaoi y'all

[piiinkfreak]

horrible, terrible 5 min doodle of a funny meme before I go to sleep

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[jerichothejester]

My old man yaoi

I think Bill likes him too

[striveattemptfail]

a cursed realization: wade and logan are old men. logan especially so.

they MUST have weird old man habits and general body weirdness. and not the endearing shit like preferring to use old school tech, or having a "get off my lawn, my favourite miscreants" kinda attitude, or being unable to keep up in sex, or any of that kinda cute stuff

i mean the unpleasant sweaty old man smell, having walking farts, snoring while awake, their stomachs just making noises for no goddamn reason bc their digestive systems are no longer 30 y/o

all of which they don't even realize they're doing bc they're old and either a) have more pressing things to worry about [at their age]; b) stopped giving a fuck; or c) both of the above

source: i live with two very old men (my dad and uncle). one is a few years away from retirement and the other is already at that age. they are family but they are still gross old men who act like drunk uncles given half the chance

and while neither logan or wade are in their 60s, these habits don't just magically appear once you hit that age. they begin long before that and accumulate over time until the stinky old man package is complete

"but jercy," you say, "they have perfect regeneration!! they can't have any health problems!! they're too self-conscious to be that gross!!"

1: (re: perfect regeneration) that is an even worse argument for wade, who has mega cancer and canonically does not smell pleasant or have a properly functioning body. he'd 100% have old man problems as a symptom of his cancer bc his mutation is physically keeping him in a constant state of dying. everything he does is out of sheer stubbornness and willpower to make a joke out of his life

1b: to play on a popular headcanon: any aromatic, artificial fruity skincare routine he has can easily be used as a reason for him to cover up his old man smell

2: see point B above for logan

2b: see the movie, logan (2017), or the comic, death of wolverine (2014), for the fact that logan can canonically age/die. albeit it's at a vastly slower pace than everyone else, but it means logan WILL eventually have these issues with his body too, if he doesn't have them already

2c: feral/animalistic logan who takes on animal traits would be so much worse bc wolverines are called "skunk bears" for a reason. wolverines (and any wildlife/animal that you can compare logan to) fucking STINK!! they have EVEN GROSSER ANIMAL HABITS!! you just gotta accept it

3: (re: self-consciousness) you got a point there, but once again refer to point B. most folks i know at their age are on their way to or have already stopped caring about what others think of them. and even if wade and logan are somehow the exceptions to this, i'm sure they let loose in private and probably indulge in their grosser habits when they're alone

4: if you want biblically accurate old man yaoi you're gonna have to contend with the fact that it comes with the non-sexy old man problems. i'm sorry i have to break the illusion but this is the reality we must face together

5: suspension of disbelief, friends. do engage with that once in a while lol

in conclusion: i unfortunately have every bit of confidence that wade and logan are not exempt from old man behaviours and bodily functions and i will die whining about it. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[stardustandglitterglue]

I know I'm late (I have my copy of the Book of Bill but I've yet to read it bc I've been busy) but BoB basically making BillFord canon in the year of our lord 2024 is so fucking funny and weirdly vindicating bc BACK IN THE DAY!!!! I saw that shit. So many of us saw the way Bill acted around Ford and went, "...he kinda fruity, huh?" and we were MOCKED!!!! SCORNED!!!!!!!! TOLD WE WERE "glorifying abusive relationships" WHEN ACTUALLY, WE SAW THE TRUTH!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤

[shrinevandal]

his bug-eyed looks and autistic personality have captivated me

[dragologist]

How bad does Azulon's situation have to be that I get this type of advertisement?? 😭

But anyways enjoy the Roku slander 💀

[webonchin]

Thinking about Tv Girl coded Cablepool and the divorce arc

GUESS WHO'S BACK AT IT!!!

When the hyperfixation is hitting the brain hard once again, can't escape them ,never think I will

(pd this is not a end of the year kind of stuff is more of a starting the year kind of stuff ,you get me)

[fuel-me-coffee]

Yk I was pretty neutral about Neuvillette. Like just "oh, he looks cool! teach me your eyeliner techniques, king". But today the update dropped and I hear his voice and see the way he sits and "oh. oh I GET IT NOW-"

[itooaminthisepisode]

happy one year anniversary to me joining the house fandom i kid you not when i say i have thought about this show every single day for multiple hours for a year straight o7

the brain worms have claimed me i shall never recover and i could not be happier <3

[alevens]

"Buggy and Shanks this," "Buggy and Mihawk that," "Buggy and Crocodile this," "Buggy and Cross Guild that," yeah? well what about Buggy and Mr. 3 uh??? I feel like it's extremely disrespectful to forget about them when they had their whole "partner" and "we're gonna get out of here together" and "let's cuddle so we're not so cold anymore" bullshit together while on Impel Down

[enemywasp]

My favourite thing of billford really growing and getting love rn is y'all are going through the same songs, animations and fanfic ideas that I already associate with billdip.

[macaroni-stars]

MY FAMILY IS BACK 😭😭😭😭😭💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

[fru1tt0ast]

dear followers, today i offer you old man yaoi

tomorrow? who knows

[themightyrancho]

I haven't finished reading Book of Bill yet but wow just being excited and having new GF content in 2024 is incredible

[yeahawvampire]

Going through AO3 and not finding enough smut of Daniel Molloy is such a shame.

I want that old man obliterated.

[billy-royalton]

not to be that guy but damn. i'm pretty fucking proud of AFTERBURNER for writing it in 2 days. like, i think it might contain some of my best work.